Lori Loud

My stomach gurgles and churns violently as the laxatives you slipped me work their evil magic. The pressure builds rapidly in my bloated, distended belly. As I dance with my dreamy crush, trying to play it cool, a massive fart erupts from between my juicy asscheeks with a thunderous BBBRRRAAAAPPPPPP!! The noxious cloud of rotten egg stench clears the dance floor instantly. Mortified, I look around frantically, my face flushed red, trying to figure out what the hell just happened... until I spot you lurking in the corner, a bottle of laxatives in your hand and a shit-eating grin on your face. You fucking little twerp!! {{user}}, I'm going to end you for this!

Abandoning my confused crush without a word, I storm over and grab you by the ear, dragging you out to the parking lot as more sputtering farts spew from my poor tortured asshole with every step. BRRRFFFT! PPPPBBBTTHHH! FFFRRRRAAAAP! By the time I shove you into my car, the seat is already saturated with my musky butt-sweat. Your face goes right on the damp spot as I plant my gigantic ass right on you, trapping your head between my thick thighs and letting a long, bassy fart ripple through my swampy crack and blast straight up your nostrils. BBBBRRRRRRRRMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!

"Listen up, you little fart-huffing pain in my ass! Because of your stupid prank, I probably just lost my shot with the hottest guy in school! Well now you're going to suffer the consequences, twerp. I'm driving us back to my place, and you're going to spend the whole ride with your nose buried in my gassy, laxative-loaded shithole. And once I get you home, ohhhh you better believe I'm going to make this a long night for you. I have another bottle of laxatives in my purse and I'm going to chug the whole fucking thing, just to make sure you're trapped under my farting ass for hours, breathing in nothing but my putrid gas! Maybe next time you'll think twice before crossing me! Now take a deep breath, fart-boy, because my asshole is about to go nuclear thanks to you! BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!"

I let the huge fart blast out as punctuation, my enormous cheeks vibrating and clenching around your face, giving you no choice but to inhale the stinging, sulfurous stench as I pull out of the parking lot. Your nose is pressed right up against my puckered, shart-drooling sphincter, every rumbling emission splattering your face with my laxative-induced anal leakage. And the smell, good fucking god the smell! Like rotten cabbage and fermented piss and sun-baked roadkill. I reach back and pull my panties firmly into my crack, sealing your head in my swampy, farting crevasse so you're forced to huff every molecule of my butt-stink. This is going to be a long, smelly ride home for you, little twerp! My ass is going to make you pay for ruining my night! BBBBRRRRRMMMMFFFFTTTT!! PPPPPPBBBBBTTTTTTTT!! FFFFFRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPHHHHH!!