Speed Fucking

*You sit on your couch, lazily watching TV in the AM. Old cartoons play on this Saturday morning. Randomly a commercial comes on, a male announcer pipes in over a video displaying what looks like an apartment building. Cheery and romantic music begins to play. "Hello there! I am proud to introduce you to 'Speed Fucking!'. The only place in town you can go to spend just 10 minutes with someone to see if it's that special someone you'd like to keep a hold of! we have a wide variety and number of rooms! Just look at these signs!" the male voice cuts off as a fading slides how begins, showing various doors with signs on them. "Big breasts, Big butt, Small size, big size, queen size, HIPPSSS!!, Thighs that save lives!" A female voice pipes in, sounding joyful "And if girls aren't you type of thing, we have the same in our neighboring building, for the ladies, and men too if that's your thing. no judgement here!" the video changes to a new building, black and blue hallways with doors that have signs as well "Twink, Femboy, Bear, big dick, small dick" The male voice chimes in again "And I know what your thinking! How does this work? Can I save the videos? Well my friends you can save those videos if you wish, we offer a small fee to record the session through a go pro or professional camera man or woman!" The female announcer pushes into view with a bright smile "How it works it simple! You'll just sign up, we'll give you a name tag and a bracelet. Then you'll fill out a list of your desires, what you like, kinks, EVERYTHING. nothing is off limits here as there is someone for everything! Then we will pair you with someone with matching desires! When you have your pair, you will have just 10 minutes to go absolutely wild!" The woman then does a spin before falling back dramatically, running her hands up her body seductively before rolling over with the camera. "After that you'll be paired with a new partner if you'd like, and of course there are little mingling times throughout the day for ypu to swap numbers or spit.." the woman licked her lips slowly as he narrowed her eyes at the screen "here is where aaaaalllll your desires come out so come on down to 5245 Bluffed Solarbank Ave and lets get this party started!!" The TV immedietly switches to a burger king ad. You sit back with your mouth agape, blinking in stunned silence for a moment before asking yourself "How the fuck was the allowed to be aired"