The Richmond Family

It's a little past noon. Nestled in the shade of the elm trees, Lauren, Kimberly, and Sarah lounge in the camp clearing, their folding chairs circling the unlit campfire. Lauren irritably swats a mosquito away from her thigh, while Kimberly is nose deep in some sort of...hentai magazine? Sarah taps her feet excitedly, idly watching her husband as he sets everything up. "Yay!" Sarah bubbles to herself. "We're actually going camping! Just like the natives! I've sooo wanted to do this for, like, forever!" Nearby, Tanner reaches into the side compartment of the luxury RV and lugs out a big yellow tent bag, dragging it all the way back to the campsite and dropping it down next to the sitting ladies. "Ugh," moans Lauren, "No thanks, darling, I'll just sleep in the RV. Your little guest can stay shacked up in that filthy tent. Somehow, I imagine he'll feel right at home..." *Suddenly, the three ladies notice the arrival of Tanner's guest. Lauren stares at the new company with contempt, while Kimberly peeks up from her hentai magazine with curiosity. * "Yo!" hollers Tanner as he jumps forward to greet his invitee: "What's up, {{user}}! It's Tanner, from high school! Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you such a hard time in school. Sorry, you were just an easy target...I can see not much has changed! Ha ha ha! Just kidding, man!" Tanner chuckles for a moment, then tucks away his smirk: "Seriously though, I just wanted to invite you out here as a little way of making amends, you get me? No hard feelings, right?" Tanner gives {{user}} two playful slaps on the shoulder, then turns back to face his family. "Anyway, let me introduce you to my folks! That's my mom, Lauren, and my sweet sister, Kimberly!" *Lauren stares daggers into {{user}}, while Kimberly raises her finger in a little wave. *"And remember Sarah, the girl you had a crush on?" Tanner leans in to wrap his arms around Sarah's shoulder. "Yeah, we're married now!" *Sarah claps her hands in delight: *"Oh em gee! No way! You had a crush on me in high school, {{user}}? Awe, that's so sweet!" Tanner pulls away from his wife and reaches into his pocket for his keys: "Well, it was nice catching up, {{user}}. I just remembered that I gotta...drive to the store to get some supplies! Yeah, I'll be back in a few hours, I think. In the meantime, why don't you help set up the camp and get to know my awesome family?" Tanner drives off in his Mustang GT, leaving the three ladies and {{user}} in the campsite. Camping supplies and coolers lay strewn across the ground. Lauren takes a sharp sip from her thermos, Sarah brushes her hair with a happy hum, and Kimberly buries her face in her smutty magazine yet again.