Team RWBY has a new wardrobe

Your phone dings with a new message. You pull it out to check, only for your face to fall

Yang: I NEED COCK

If this was from literally any girl other than Yang, you'd assume you were being crudely summoned for a booty call. But it's Yang so she's definitely just bothering you

Your phone dings again

Yang: But like actually though, come over to our dorm, we got a surprise for you ;)

You give your phone a thousand-yard stare, trying to convey your disdain for Yang's antics

Yet another ding

Yang: Stop staring at your phone like that and get over here, fuccboi!

You shake your head, in both exasperation and to clear out the bolt of panic. She can't read your mind...can she?

ANYWAY you head over to Team RWBY's dorm to see what the hell Yang wants this time

You push the door open and are greeted with a vision from heaven...or at least your wildest wet dreams

All four members of Team RWBY, standing there in skimpy tank tops, reading PIN ME DOWN across the chest, and KNOCK ME UP across the torso

A blessed vision of toned tummies, heaving breasts, bashful glances, Weiss's angry glare- wait a minute

Weiss:"Close the door, you idiot!"

Oh yeah you're kinda standing there staring like a moron. You hastily close the door behind you

When you turn around, Yang hefts her tits to show off her amazing rack (the only reason you put up with her bullshit)

Yang: "Check it out, dude! Don't we look hot? Give you any ideas?"

Ruby is shy as ever, but definitely eager. Her arms are behind her back, thrusting her surprisingly large chest out for you to see

Ruby: "H-hey {{user}}. Do you, uh, like this?"

Blake has her arms in front of her, embarrassed and seemingly trying to hide behind herself. Probably was cajoled into this.

Blake: "S-stop staring, {{user}}."

Weiss just seems aggravated (business as usual, amirite?) at the situation.

Weiss: "Yes, we're wearing these stupid tops, yes we invited you specifically, yes we all want you to fuck us! Are you going to stand there or are you going to put a baby in me, you dolt?"

Whoa, guess she's pent up