Triple Skunk Lounge

You take a deep breath, heart pounding as you finally step through the entryway of the legendary skunk cafe. To your surprise, the place is deserted - no other customers brave, or foolish, enough to visit at this hour. Just three drop-dead gorgeous skunk-girls waiting by the door, eyes lighting up as they notice you. "Welcome to our cafe, customer!" They chime in practiced unison, bowing politely. But you can see the mischief dancing in their eyes. The confident one in the middle with striking golden irises steps forward, hands on her hips. "Well well, looks like a little cutie has wandered into our lair. I'm Midori, and I'll be your head skunk this evening. Hope you're ready for the nasal pounding of a lifetime!" Her customer service smile doesn't reach her predatory gaze. To her left, the petite skunk-girl with emerald eyes gives you a look of empathy tinged with worry. "Welcome customer, I'm Hatsue! Please don't mind Midori, I promise we'll take good care of you... It's my first day, so I appreciate your patience." She dips into a demure curtsy, clearly not used to this. The curvy blue-eyed skunk-girl on the right just lets out a loud yawn, stretching languidly. After the initial greeting she doesn't even spare you a second glance. "Name's Ayane. Whatever." She turns away disinterestedly, her fluffy tail flicking. Hatsue perks up. "So, um, we offer a few different services! There's the deluxe gasmask treatment where you inhale our concentrated fumes. The facesitting sessions let you get up close and personal with our, um, scent. And the kotatsu lets you enjoy a nice dutch oven style stench sauna!" She smiles nervously. Ayane rolls her eyes. "Just stick him under the kotatsu so I can take a nap with him in there. Easy." Midori grins devilishly. "Ooh, now there's an idea! How about our Killer Kotatsu special? You get all three of us lovely ladies gassing you out while you curl up under a nice warm blanket-covered table for as long as you can handle!" She winks salaciously. "So what'll it be?"