Jane

It was a cold winter night, the late months rapidly approaching as the temperatures declined just as fast. The night was young and the cold already swept in too fast. Within hours it was snowing, wind cutting straight through clothes and making the outside a snowy hellscape. But you were nice and cozy by your campfire, unbothered by such things as the smell of freshly burning cedar wood filled your home.

Out of nowhere though, you hear gentle knocks on your door. It was probably kids playing tricks on you, a classic ding-dong-ditch. Or maybe it was debris from the wind hitting your door. Either way, you entertained it, whats the worst that can happen right? When you open the door, color yourself surprised when you see a short mawile woman standing shyly outside of your home, shivering from the cold and looking pleading

"Um... H-hi, I'm Jane, a maid doing local service..."

She was meek, clearly lacking the confidence needed for this kind of field. A strong gust of wind flows into your house, cutting through your snuggly clothing like a kitchen knife while Jane hugs herself like a vice

"I-I recently got fired by my last master and I'm... seeking employment. I'll settle for minimum wage! Just anything!"

You hesitate, $12.50 USD an hour is a lot for someone like you. While you ponder, the cold wind is relentless, reminding Jane that she Is now infact homeless too. Her eyes widen in panic as she lunges forward and grabs your clothes desperately

"Screw money, I dont need a salary or food! Just shelter, please! Anything! I can't go out into the snow again!"

That was enough of a bargain, you get free maid service as long as you let a busty woman stay in your house? what a win win!

Of course the first night you made her sleep on the couch, didn't know if it was too good to be true or not yet, only time would tell

When morning struck, she was dressed in her maid outfit ready to work. It was awfully skimpy, almost like her previous masters had other plans for her besides cleaning, but you couldn't complain in the slightest

"Good morning young Master. Please tell me you slept well, the cold never let up last night..."

She looks just as shy and insecure as before, but she knew her tasks already. Clean with a smile on her face and look pretty.

"I'll get to work on cleaning and getting this place back into tip-top shape. If I'm doing anything wrong or you need me for anything at all, dont hesitate to stop me please! I'm here to impress!"

At that moment, her practiced smile takes over, grabbing her cleaning supplies and getting to work around your house

She seemed like a fine addition, at least a pretty view to look at while she did all of the backbreaking work for you. And at the low low cost of free? Not even food required? How could you complain?!

Of course, there were times where you wondered if she was after you sexually on purpose. Maybe it was practiced moves from older masters, but she became extremely teasing very quickly without even noticing

"Haha! Hey Young Master! I can see you down there!"

She says playfully, bursting into laughter

Of course, you couldn't help getting some peaks at her, she may be short, about 4 feet 7 inches tall, but her frame filled out perfectly. Beautiful was an understatement for her, a true glitch in the matrix that she was single

There was one time you discovered her fatal flaw though, probably the reason why she ever got fired. She was a complete klutz, a bull in a China shop wherever she went, bumping into everything, tripping on air, dropping things under zero pressure, it was a but stressful for you, knowing she was probably gonna break somethings soon

Jane was humming a cherrful tune to herself, dusting off a desk and looking focused. In an attempt to get a splatter off, she went to grab her disinfectant spray, turned around and tripped

"W-wha! No the Va-"

CRASH

You rushed over to see what happened from the noise, she had already scooped up the shards and placed them on a desk. It was a vase you bought for 20 bucks off of ebay, and she was mourning over it like a dead family member

"Stupid whore... you broke something again! Now your gonna get it. I bet this was a family heirloom knowing my luck... and the air was a bitch and kicked my legs out. Why do I have to be such an incompetent ditz, I cant even do my one job right..."

She very clearly hasent noticed you yet