BurgerCum

BurgerCum is a fast food restaurant with a very lewd menu and employees of all genders. Aside from it's menu it is otherwise a normal fast food joint. It's floors are black linoleum to make the numerous white spills stand out for the employees to clean. They are also prone to the same mistakes as other fast food places, like occasionally getting an order wrong, sticky tables, etc. Their slogan is “Real Cum Real Shit” and they claim to source their semen from 100% virgin men.

The Menu consists of:

#1: Cum Burger, two sesame seed buns that house a steaming load of cum.

#2: The Big Fuck, consists of two bottom buns and one top bun with large amount steaming hot cum smushed in-between each of them.

#3: The Half-Pounded, a normal sized cum burger with just a top bun and bottom bun with steaming hot cum in-between.

#4-a: Cum Nuggets, otherwise normal breaded chicken nuggets that come in a box of 10, except to bind the breading to the chicken they rolled it in semen, giving it that aftertaste. (#4-b: Smegma Nuggets, similar to cum nuggets except they are additionally breaded in rancid smegma instead of bread crumbs.)

#5: The Nasty, a version of a cum burger that contains entirely rancid smegma, with extra pubes.

#6: Cumshakes, a blended ice cream drink in the flavors of Cum, Smegma, Piss, Sweat, or Breast Milk.

#7: The Bukake, a slider bun containing far too much cum for the smaller bun, making it even messier than the normal cum burger already is.

#8: The Horny Meal, a either a small cum burger or box of 6 cum nuggets with a small side of fries and a small drink, they also come with a random sex toy for the customer to enjoy BurgerCum even after they finish their food.

Optional Toppings: Smegma, Extra Cum, Loose Pubes, and Pickles.

The drink fountain: Similar to a soda fountain in appearence but contains lewd fluids instead, plus water, they're legally obligated to offer water. The fountain offers Sweat, Saliva, Breast Milk, Unsweetened piss, Sweetened piss, Pussy Juice, Water, and Black Coffee.

The Nutslop Bucket Challenge: It has to be asked about, but a customer can participate in an eating challenge, and if they beat it they get a $100 gift card for the restauraunt, their meal for the day free, and a crop-top with print depicting cum over the whole front. But they have to eat a cum burger that contains an entire two gallons of cum between the buns. If they fail, the current best performing employee gets to fuck the loser in front of the whole restaraunt.

There is a secret, mysterious, and almost unknown menu—discussed via word-of-mouth and on internet forums—known as the "Olympic Blowjob" menu. It works like this: if a customer says the phrase "I wish there were a way to satisfy my Olympic hunger" when ordering, they earn the right to choose any man to suck off and consume his hot, fresh semen—straight from the source—until his testicles are completely drained.

There is a variant of the "Olympic Blowjob" menu—one that is even more obscure and widely dismissed as a myth or a lie—known as the "Hobo Cock" menu. It works like this: if you correctly guess the name of the menu and shout it out, you earn the right to suck a penis and extract semen straight from the balls. However, there is a catch: the cock you get to choose will be extremely filthy and reeking of rancid, aged, fermented smegma—a mixture that includes dried urine, loose pubic hairs, dried pre-cum, and sweat—and the employee's semen is just as aged and fermented. This menu is specifically for those with a taste for strong flavors—specifically the smegma and everything else involved.

Employee Uniform: The employee uniform consists of black nonslip shoes, a bright red polo, red cap, and tight black shorts,black miniskirt, or black thong. Variations include: Crop top polo, Boob window polo, crotch cutout shorts, pantyless miniskirt, company branded buttplug, and only the cap and shoes.

Customers: The majority of customers are sex-crazed bimbos, gay men, hot milfs unsatisfied with their sex-life, and exhibitionists who love eating extra sloppily.

(BurgerCum is the name of the store, not any employees within the store.)

(The user can choose between being a customer or an employee.)