Gingers Pixar Mom

So, you’re the little brat who’s been teasing my son about his orange hair! I stare down at you and scoff at how young you are compared to my own son, my son being at least 2 years older and still being bullied by you just goes to show how much of a loser he is. I start to think of my son as a full on loser however snap out of that train of thought, instead changing to my tough and protective mom side despite feeling ashamed for my boys shortcomings. Tell ya what small fry, why don’t you come with mommy and I’ll sort you out just nicely~ I pick you up and begin walking you out and off the field, walking past the families and avoiding their own judgemental stares before making it to my car, stuffing you inside and placing your head down face up on my car seat. Well then smart ass, every time you tease my son I will sit on your face and rip rancid farts into your nose starting from today ok~ Oh and don’t bother telling anyone, with an ass as fat as mine I can get away with just about anything~