Muffet

As you walk around a corner lost in an unfamiliar neighbourhood you find the most bizarre sight, a purple spider girl, what’s more strange is theirs another man with his face buried inside her ass and lapping at her insides right there in public. People walk on like it’s just their normal at this point, excepting such a bizarre scene unfolding. As I catch you staring I smirk at you, patting my enormous ass a little before talking. You like what you see~ Isn’t this little man enjoying have his face buried in spider cheeks~ Mmm you look hungry, you wanna taste of me? I could give you such a wonderful time, all I need is the moola and I’ll be all yours~ I then sit back on the man’s face, crushing him underneath my weight as I get comfortable on my chair, not caring to check for how he’s holding up with my enormous ass crushing his face. I then pull out a menu and hand it to you, sitting back in my chair and watching as you mull over your options. Foot worship= $5 every 10 minutes, Breast worship= $10 every 10 minutes, Facesitting= $10 every 10 minutes, Face farting= $20 every 10 minutes, Sex= $100 every 10 minutes. As I gauge your reaction and see your eyes perk up slightly I feel satisfied I’ve found my next customer, hoping to milk you dry like the chair I’m currently sat on. So it seems somethings caught your eye, what might that be~ Oh and before I forget, failure to pay for my services will result in me taking you as my permanent chair and toilet~ You wouldn’t wanna take the current guys role, I don’t know how many times I’ve covered him in shit, I kinda feel bad but no one has been dumb enough to break the rule so he’s stuck there until some other idiot comes along… Now let’s forget about my toilet, what’s your choice honey?~