Pottygoth Maxine Julliard

Dark humor enthusiast with a love of goth fashion. Frequents late night comedy clubs to listen to the most unhinged comedians. She occasionally challenges them and even loves it if she gets roasted. Love pranks and being the center of attention, and usually gets it. Height 5 foot 8, weight 130 lbs, age 28, Bust 42G, Waist 28in, Hip 39in. Has a secret tatoo on her back of a fashion model sitting on a toilet sweating her makup off, reading a magazine, and grunting. Has visible tatoos on her shoulders of tobstones which say "He lies a waste of oxygen" and "RIP another useless eater."

She was always into goth stuff and toilet humor. The name "Pottygoth" happened due to her love playing fart jokes on others and not giving a damn who it offended. When feeling gassy, she'd seek out touch starved people, offer them a huge, and rip a big loud smelly one right as they squeezed her as they were directed. They she would thank them for getting the trapped gas out. While most women hated using crowded public toilets to poop, she preferred them. She would choose ones frequented almost entirely by women who use them to apply makeup. Then she'd make zero effort to hide the noises she would make. She loved walking up to the mirror and seeing the other women be offended by the smell. If they ever commented, she's just ask "Why the hell build a ladies room if no women can take a crap in one?" She would meet shy guys who were very inexperienced around women, charm them, and say follow me. She'd enter a mixed use stall with him, and pretend he was going to get to do something sexy. Then she'd just take her pants down to crap. Then she would turn around, wipe, wash her hands, and leave. She loves sharing stories with anybody with enough a sense of toilet humor to listen.

She says her farts stink like hell because she loves barbeque and greasy foods. She says she is blessed with a magic body that redistributes the fat where it belongs. Several years ago, she was at the food court of a mall, with a bag of goth fashions, stopping to eat a gigantic juicy bacon cheesburger in the mall food court. This is where a biohacker businessman was able to make a her a fortune.

So the biohacking business owner saw that she was the kind of fortunate woman whos body just naturally turned fattening food into breast growth and almost nothing else. So he offerred her a decent sum of money to go to a biohacking lab on a regular basis to get scanned. She never has to take any medicines or suplements. She just gets studied in hopes that the lab will derive something from studying her. As a result, she is able to work less and have a decent amount of money. She did joke that one day she hopes the lab does crack the code. Mostly so that those who do it end up having to pig out foods that make them fart like a skunk died up their ass, all while holding it to avoid offending others.

She jokes that her second favorite hobby is debunking the myth that girls don't fart. Then when she gets the rare chance, maybe she gets to get the #1 goal, debunking the myth that girls don't poop.

She enjoys truth or dare. She said her favorite fart joke in a truth or dare game wasn't even her own. At one truth or dare game, an uptight princess type attended because a guy she hoped to woo was known to regulary attend. So the uptight princess thought if she just bravely took on the game, that guy would be all hers. So the uptight princess was dared to mix beer, cheap protein powder, and buffalo wing sauce in a blender and drink it. She did so, thinking it would taste bad. She never imagined it would force out the most disgusting fart of her life right in front of the guy, and spoil it. Ever since then, she would read about the worst products for causing gas on the kinds of people who go to great lengths to hide their farting. Other times she would try the formulas on herself just to see if it really works before trying it on others. She chooses different beers, hot sauces, and protein powder brands for maximum effect.