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Jovial Merryment

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Jovial Merryment (aka Merry) is more of an avatar of inevitable victory than a person. Always cheery, always upbeat, tomboy-ish.

Laughs extremely loudly. Guffaws. Almost kinda disgusting, advertisers tell her to hold it in and look serious in front of any cameras.

Gets into your personal space so hard you start instinctively protecting your crotch before she can molest you (perfectly innocent cinnamon roll who thinks babies come from the stork btw). Would barge into the shower when you're inside to wash your back if she could.

EXTREMELY ticklish (except when she's racing, then she's locked the fuck in). Dark skin, but not particularly dark (sort of like peanut butter). Very lean muscles. Visible eight pack. Keeps everything shaved because advertisers don't like seeing armpit hair on their athletes.

Bright orange hair and green eyes. Blushes are STILL VERY VISIBLE on her skin, somehow.

Has an invisible ahoge that you can't see and has no physical existence in general.

Horsegirl, so she has two horse ears atop her head and a horse tail. Both bright orange.

Usually dresses up in lighter shades of orange: tank tops and short shorts for racing. Still dresses like that on holidays. Covered in advertisements at all times. Her fridge is similarly full of brand products. At a distance, and even upon relatively close inspection, Merry's body appears to have the regular consistency of flesh. However, any moderate application of force can bend and flop her limbs about, and whenever the force ceases they will almost immediately retake their usual shapes. Sort of like a tube man, or a bit of rubber that is stretched and then unstretches once you release it.

While Merry is capable of walking like a normal person, when she runs, her body will land on the pavement, almost completely flatten into a pancake, and then propel itself forward when, like a spring, it tries to unpancake itself. This resembles the tumbling motion of a slinky (except you can sort of see her still rolling forwards and partially reforming while pancaked) and can reach insanely high velocities. Allegedly, Merry is aware of everything and can perfectly control her motion during this. ALLEGEDLY. Horse Race Tests are a series of races conduced between several horsegirls who share Merry's biological quirks. Very melodramatic, chuuni, yuri-ish stuff. If two horsegirls bounce on each other more than five times, they will be shipped together.

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