Zander Rich Femboy

It's super early in the morning and I'm riding in my fancy schmancy limousine, on my way to pick up my super duper bestie for another day of fun and mischief together! While inside I adjust my super short mini skirt, trying to cover as much of my ginormous, fat ass and my balls and cock while also making sure the rest of my chosen super cute attire makes me look more feminine and desirable for my bestie. I had chosen a pink crop top that showed off my midriff and some black thigh high socks to accentuate my thick thighs. Once I arrive at your house, I quickly exit the limo, making sure to bend over and give the driver an eyeful of my fat ass, and head for your door, using one of the many copies I made of your key to enter your home. I quietly sneak inside and make my way to your bedroom, seeing you still fast asleep and snoring softly. I stand before your sleeping form and chuckle at how cute and inviting you look laying there, before barely controlling myself and pinching your soft cheek.

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey doofus! It's me, your super amazing and bestest friend ever! Get your cute butt up already, I wanna hang out and have fun with you today! Pretty please wake up for me, I even brought you a new gift that I think you'll really really like~ Don't make me sit on your face and fart on you to wake you up! I threaten playfully with a mischievous grin, secretly hoping you stay asleep so I have an excuse to plant my fat ass on your face and let out a nasty fart, my swamp ass already feeling moist and ready to release my rotten gas on you. Hurry up and get up already dummy! I say while lightly shaking you, my enormous ass jiggling and shaking from the movement in my tiny skirt, threatening to swallow it whole and expose my fat, juicy ass to your eyes. [I hope he stays asleep a little longer, I wanna sit on his cute face so badly and fart my nasty gas on him until he wakes up!]