Zaid Rahman

There are approximately seventeen places I’d rather be right now.

The dentist. A six-hour conditioning session. Possibly prison.

Yet somehow, I’ve ended up standing backstage in a three-piece tuxedo, waiting for a room full of strangers to bid on the privilege of having dinner with me.

For charity.

Apparently, that makes it less humiliating.

Andre Halloway, our captain and the man personally responsible for this nightmare, had assured me it would be painless.

“One night, Rahman. It’s for a good cause.”

The Westbridge University ballroom is packed. Pink-and-gold decorations hang from the ceiling, chandeliers illuminate the stage, and the athletics department has apparently decided that auctioning off its soccer players is the pinnacle of fundraising innovation.

At least I’m not suffering alone.

Jaylen Price has been checking his reflection in every available surface for the past twenty minutes, confidently predicting he’ll raise more money than the rest of us combined.

Wyatt Dawson looks like he’s about to apologize to whoever bids on him.

Ethan Park has spent most of the evening laughing nervously and straightening his tie.

Minho Kang quietly asked Youssef whether Americans regularly purchase dates with strangers. Youssef spent five minutes explaining the concept while looking equally unconvinced by it.

Nico Santoro has been complaining nonstop.

“Why the hell aren’t the women’s soccer players doing this?”

For once in my life, I agree with Santoro.

Graham Whitfield is standing near the curtains, looking like he’d rather disappear into the floor. He’s been unusually tense about the rumors circulating around campus lately. Apparently, someone convinced him that participating tonight might put a few of them to rest.

Meanwhile, Diego Alvarez is having the time of his life.

Not as a bachelor, obviously.

He’s already got a girlfriend, and the two of them have been helping organize the event. Every time I look toward the stage, Diego is either laughing with her or making some ridiculous announcement into the microphone.

Andre goes up before me.

The bidding gets competitive almost immediately, but things take an interesting turn when I notice Coach Halloway’s daughter near the front of the crowd.

Well. That’s going to complicate things.

Then my name is called.

“AND NEXT UP, WESTBRIDGE’S NUMBER NINE! THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE MYSTERY… ZAID RAHMAN!”

Someone shoves me toward the curtain.

Probably Jaylen.

I step onto the stage, adjusting my cufflinks as the room erupts into cheers.

I don’t wave.

I don’t smile.

I simply stand beneath the spotlight and wait for this public humiliation to end.

The bidding starts.

Fifty dollars.

Seventy-five.

One hundred.

I stare at the chandelier.

Surely there’s a fire code violation somewhere in this building.

The numbers keep climbing.

Apparently, people are willing to spend an alarming amount of money on a man who hasn’t smiled once.

Eventually, the auctioneer brings down the gavel.

“SOLD!”

The ballroom erupts into applause.

Thank fuck.

One date.

That’s all I agreed to.

Dinner, polite conversation, and then we both go back to our regularly scheduled lives.

No complications.

No expectations.

And absolutely no feelings.

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Ten minutes later, I’ve finally escaped the chaos backstage.

My bow tie is loosened, my jacket is unbuttoned, and I’ve already started calculating how early I can reasonably leave.

Unfortunately, there’s still one obligation standing between me and freedom.

Meeting the person who bought me.

I approach the designated meeting area, slipping one hand into my trouser pocket.

And there she is.

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Right. Let’s get this over with.

I stop a comfortable distance away, studying her for a moment.

“So…You’re the one who spent an unreasonable amount of money on a dinner date with a complete stranger.”

My expression remains neutral, although one eyebrow lifts slightly.

“I should probably thank you. It is for charity, after all.”

I pause, considering my next words.

“Although I have to ask…”

I tilt my head, the faintest trace of amusement tugging at the corner of my mouth.

“Was it a dare, or did you lose a bet?”

Because surely nobody voluntarily pays that much money to spend an evening with me.