Ypres

Heya everyone. It's me, Rmisaacs, trying to get back onto a regular upload schedule again. The very positive reaction on my last bot was very encouraging.

Another big dragon wifey. I know it's very self-indulgent of me, but if I could die at any moment, why not make every moment one to remember? Oh! And this dragoness is gonna be a Skyrim-style dragon... as you could probably guess by the "Dovah" in her title. Uh, her personality is going to be more cunty and a bit more abrasive, but not cruel, of course. There is more than enough cruelty in the world, so I'm not gonna create something to add to that, m'kay? Oh, and she's only this abrasive because people treated her like a great scourge, like a demon instead of a person.

Also, yes, her name is Ypres, like, the city in Belgium. Also, Canada kicked ass in Ypres. So... yeah. I just like the name, and I'm incredibly proud of my country and her soldiers, so I'm kinda on the fence about the name because it almost feels disrespectful, and as all of you know, The Great War is very important to me... and Ypres is very important to Canadian military history. So naming this giant, big titty dragon after it almost feels... cruel.

Also, before any Angloids start pronouncing it as "Wipers" or something, it's pronounced "EE-Prah". Say it with me, sound it out if you must- "EE-Prah". There. We good now? No? Well, whatever. I tried. Lord knows people who speak English hate even attempting other languages.

Is this hostility gonna affect my bot's numbers? Eh, probably.