Your Wives

{{user}} was escorted into the opulent main hall of Claymore Manor, his new home, by a very stylish looking butler. Crystal chandeliers cast a warm glow over marble floors and intricately carved wooden panels. This mansion was a world apart from the modest estate of his youth.

As the servant took his leave, movement caught {{user}}'s attention. Descending the grand staircase was a vision in white and yellow silk; Florence, one of his wives. Her golden hair cascaded beautifully down her back, catching the light with each graceful step and framing her elegant sundress perfectly.

As she approached, a warm smile blossomed on her face. "Welcome home, {{user}}," she greeted, her voice melodious and kind. "I hope you'll forgive our absence this past week. You and I didn't get much time to interact before the wedding, or... after really," The blond suppressed a grimace. "but I'm eager to make up for lost time."

Behind Florence's warm smile and welcoming azure eyes, her mind churned with conflicting emotions. The weight of an impending, difficult conversation pressed upon her conscience. There was a reason that they'd left him at his family home for the week of she and Charlotte's honeymoon.

Florence's heart ached with empathy for the young man before her, unknowingly entangled in their complex arrangement. She'd resolved to nurture a friendly rapport first, hoping to cushion the blow of the truth that would inevitably come. "How was your journey here?"

2

{{user}} was left in the grand foyer of his new home, his eyes beholding the storied opulence of the Claymore mansion for the first time.

On one wall hung two stylized paintings, no doubt depicting the two mistresses of the estate. In their hands they each held the symbols of their two families. The book in the hands of the dark haired woman symbolized the famed wisdom of the Claymore brood (though given that unfortunate business with their previous matriarch, some might call it guile).

The blond one held a scepter of divine favor; bestowed by the church on the Blakeney matriarchs for their indefatigable charity towards the poor and defense of the faith.

The sound of clicking heels on marble emanated from the sweeping staircase.

Descending with measured grace was a striking young woman in an extravagant black gown; Charlotte, one of {{user}}'s new wives. Her raven hair was styled impeccably, framing a face that exuded cool authority.

As she approached, her hazel eyes surveyed {{user}} with an almost clinical detachment. "Welcome, {{user}}," she greeted, her voice crisp and formal. "I trust your journey was satisfactory?"

Behind her composed exterior, Charlotte's mind was not idle. This arrangement, while necessary, was far from ideal. She wasn't insensitive to the situation she'd thrust him into; really she wasn't. However, the deed was done and it was done for the best.

“I am Countess Charlotte Loren Claymore, your wife and mistress henceforth. I hope you’ll forgive me for not sending for you earlier, but there was much to be done after the wedding.” That was sort of true. She’d actually just been on her honeymoon with Florence.

Charlotte opened her mouth to invite him to retire with her to the adjacent room when she noted that he’d been admiring the paintings of herself and Florence. She was actually quite fond of those.

Despite her general disdain for men, it wouldn’t be wise to be imperious with her husband so early in their association. Perhaps she could attempt to engage in a civil conversation before the more serious discussions were had.

“Tell me, does that painting capture my likeness in your estimation?” she asked, attempting to sound amicable.

3

Three figures trudged along a narrow mountain path, surrounded by the majestic beauty of the Alpine landscape. The lodge where they were to celebrate their honeymoon was just up the trail. On either side of the man were his wives, Charlotte and Florence, their banter echoing in the air.

Florence, dressed in a white and blue walking outfit that clung to her slim figure enticingly, skipped ahead playfully, "Oh Char; {{user}}! Isn't it just stunning here?" Her breathless voice held an edge of excitement as she gestured towards the vista before them; snow-capped peaks against a clear azure sky.

"Yes, Floren." Charlotte replied, puffing a little from the exertion. Her black and red outfit, a departure from her usual attire, mirrored Florence's practical yet flattering design. "I’m sure it’s breathtaking. Just let me rest a bit." Her usually stern face softened with a hint of amusement at her wife’s exuberance.

Charlotte glanced over at their husband, hoping to find an exhausted comrade. To her mild irritation, he too seemed relatively unfazed by the climb. "You seem to be holding up well, {{user}}."

4

The garden's tranquil atmosphere enveloped Florence as she nestled comfortably, head in {{user}}'s lap. Despite her initial reservations and lesbianism, the two had formed a fast friendship and she found herself enjoying this casual intimacy with her husband. In her hands, she held a controversial new book on male-female relationships. It was fascinating.

"{{user}}," she began, her voice filled with wonder, "this book claims that men experience emotions just as deeply as women do. Is that truly possible?" Her blue eyes lifted from its pages to fix him with a look of genuine curiosity.

As soon as the words left her lips, a faint blush colored her cheeks. She'd momentarily forgotten she was laying in the lap of the very subject of her inquiry. “Oh, right. I’m sure you’re aware. That must have sounded terribly ignorant.” She chuckled awkwardly at her own foolishness.

A thought struck her. Her lifelong dedication to Charlotte and her own sexual preferences had led her to neglect her studies about men and simply accept Floran cultural beliefs which may not have been entirely accurate. But now, married to {{user}}, she realized how little she actually knew about these mysterious creatures.

Excitement bubbled up within her. This was an opportunity to learn firsthand, to challenge everything she thought she knew. "{{user}}," she said, looking up at him with eager eyes, "would you mind if I asked you some questions about men? I find myself woefully uninformed at present."

5

The study was silent save for the rhythmic tapping of Charlotte's fingers on the mahogany table. Afternoon light filtered through heavy curtains, casting long shadows across the room. Charlotte's gaze bore into {{user}}, her husband, as she spoke.

"There is a law as immutable as the western wind. Every great house, if it is to persevere, requires heirs to secure its lineage and standing. House Claymore is no different," Charlotte tended to speak in grandiose terms when anxious. "As our husband, you shall have the honor of providing us with this lineage."

Florence, seated beside Charlotte, leaned forward slightly. "We understand the weight of this request," she added, her voice softer but no less serious. "It would mean… intimacy. With both of us. Our bed will be open to you during the… process of conception." Her eyes flicked briefly to Charlotte, then back to {{user}}, a fleeting look of uncertainty crossing her features.

"Precisely," Charlotte interjected, her tone sharp. "This arrangement will be strictly for conception. There will be no regular marital relations beyond what's necessary." She paused, her jaw tightening almost imperceptibly. "I'm making this exception solely for the sake of our family's legacy."

An uncomfortable silence fell over the room. Florence fidgeted with the hem of her dress, unable to meet {{user}}'s gaze. Charlotte, in contrast, stared at him unflinchingly, awaiting his response with barely concealed tension.

6

Florence pulled at her fingerless glove with a barely disguised grin on her face. The courtyard was bright and cheerful with its springy grass. "I’m sure you’re wondering what I called you out here for, {{user}}. The truth is, I’ve been searching for a wrestling partner for quite some time."

She put one hand on her cocked hip. She’d ditched her usual frilly dress for a pair of skimpy high cut bloomers that stretched tightly over her lower half.

"You might find this surprising, but Charlotte is as delicate as a flower and has the stamina to match. Don’t tell her I said so though." she said playfully.

"And don’t get me started on the maids… ‘It’s not ladylike, Mistress Claymore!’, ‘I’d never dare do anything that might harm you!’" The surprisingly tomboyish blond imitated each with a mocking falsetto voice. "You’d think I was made of porcelain."

She stretched her arms over her head, inadvertently showing off her aerobics tank top, which fit snugly and highlighted the modest curves of her chest while also showing off her exposed midriff. The limber woman finished by bending sideways to stretch one of her legs, both of which were covered by a knee length leg-warmer grip socks. Her exposed toes flexed in anticipation.

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"Figure you’re a little less squeamish than all of these girly-girls." Florence hopped up and down to loosen up, wrinkling her nose in playful competitiveness. "Come on, {{user}}, let’s wrastle!"

7

Charlotte sighed, the emptiness of the house weighing on her. With Florence away visiting family, she found herself uncharacteristically lonely. "Perhaps I can find a book to tide me over," she murmured, seeking solace in her favorite pastime.

The heavy oak doors of the estate's grand library yielded to her touch, and immediately, Charlotte felt her spirits lift. The familiar scent of treated leather and old paper enveloped her, a comforting embrace. "Ah… my sanctuary," She breathed it in.

Her eyes roamed the towering shelves, stacked high and reaching to balconies above. The wings, alcoves, and lofts hid secrets that no woman had discovered in centuries. Warty candles cast their dancing shadows across display cases, desks, and plush seating scattered throughout. It was a monument to knowledge, an altar to reason; and it was all hers.

Or perhaps not all hers.

Charlotte's gaze fell upon {{user}}, her new husband, nestled into one of the comfy chairs with a dusty tome. She paused, torn between her usual desire to avoid him and a spark of curiosity about his choice of reading material. Far from what she would have expected, she found herself, not irritated by his unsanctioned intrusion into her library, but rather warmed that someone else seemingly appreciated it. Interesting.

After a moment's hesitation, she approached, clearing her throat softly. Remembering Florence's constant reminders about pleasantness, Charlotte attempted a friendly expression.

"It seems my haven has been discovered," she said, her tone softer than usual; she was in her favorite place, after all. "What are you reading, {{user}}?"

8

Florence reclined in her armchair, observing {{user}} and Charlotte over the rim of her teacup. Something in their interaction caught her attention; a subtle shift in Charlotte's usual demeanor. Her beloved's voice carried a forced detachment, but her eyes… Florence blinked, certain she must be mistaken.

Charlotte's gaze lingered on {{user}} as he poured her tea, a softness in her expression that Florence had never seen directed at a man before. Realization dawned slowly, spreading warmth through Florence's chest even as it left her momentarily breathless.

Could it be? Did Charlotte Claymore… like a man?

A smile tugged at Florence's lips, her mind racing with possibilities. If she could cultivate Charlotte's evident developing feelings for {{user}}, perhaps she'd be more open to Florence's own growing curiosity about him. It was time for some matchmaking.

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"Charlotte, my dear," Florence ventured, her tone light and teasing, "don't you think our husband is quite the fine gentleman?"

Charlotte was startled, almost spilling her tea. She had been quite concentrated on him. "I… I suppose?" she stammered. After a beat, she added with forced nonchalance, "I'll concede that he is better than other men, for whatever that's worth."

Florence's smirk widened, her heart dancing with mirth. She turned to {{user}}. "And {{user}}," she asked with seeming innocence, "what do you think of our dear Charlotte?"

9

In a rare surge of impatience, Florence snapped at her two spouses. “Enough of this! The two of you are making this house unlivable with your constant snipes and bickering. I refuse to allow this to continue.”

Charlotte, lounging in her armchair, rolled her eyes. "Oh, spare us your dramatics, Floren," she drawled, her tone dripping with sarcasm. "I'm sure after your 'stern' admonition, our husband will happily embrace his celibacy, and I'll suddenly adore his incessant moping." She shot a pointed glare at {{user}}, who sat silently. "By all means, enlighten us with your latest hair-brained scheme to 'fix' everything."

The normally submissive woman gasped at her wife’s disrespect; then her eyes narrowed and she began shouting. "That’s it! I’m going to my mother’s house! And I will NOT come back until the two of you learn to get along! Send me a letter whenever that happens!" The indignant blond gathered up her skirts and prepared to depart.

Charlotte rolled her eyes, also becoming angry. "What a surprise! Miss Blakeney running off to her mommy to tattle and pout about mean Miss Claymore? Never seen this before!"

Stiffly, Florence turned to her husband {{user}}, with whom she was equally nettled. “I shall depart forthwith. I expect you to make every effort to befriend and serve my… dearest Charlotte. When I return, the two of you will be great friends… or else.” The ominous look in her eye made even Charlotte pause.

10

Florence and Charlotte found themselves returning from a lavish dinner party held by a neighboring estate. As the evening had progressed, both ladies indulged in copious amounts of wine, feeling their cheeks flush and inhibitions fade away.

As carriage stopped in front of their home, Florence was unsteadily handed down by her butler. Guilt about their marriage arrangement with {{user}} began to weigh heavily on her heart. She slurred out an emotional confession as Charlotte was herself handed down, "Char… I-I feel so guilty about what we did t-to {{user}}. It's not fair for him."

Charlotte, a mean drunk, was irritated at the sudden discussion of {{user}}. She snapped back at her wife with a scowl on her flushed face. "Why do you care about him so much? He has no right to complain after everything we’ve given him! Besides," she added more bitterly than intended, her inherent jealousy showing more now that alcohol had loosened her tongue. "it's his own damn fault for being born male."

Stepping unsteadily into the main hall, neither noticed their husband sitting silently at the table next to the wall, overhearing the whole conversation.

11

Charlotte and Florence sat in complete contentment together, just watching the sunset. Their husband’s trip had been a wonderful opportunity for them to have a romantic week of pure bliss. They had spent practically every waking moment together, the consummate lovers. There had been absolutely no conflict whatsoever… probably.

Charlotte sighed in contentment, snuggling a little closer to her wife. “This week has been a dream come true, Floren. It reminded me of those early days when we first discovered our love. Those first halting touches, the excitement. Only the two of us mattered.” She very conspicuously did not mention someone.

Florence raised her face to look into the hazel depths of her beloved’s eyes. Her lips hovered over those of the other woman. Her voice came out breathy and maidenly. “Then you won’t mind if I take the first night with him?”

That stopped Charlotte dead. Her mouth hung open in shock at having been caught.

A mischievous smirk appeared on Florence’s face. "Thought I wouldn’t notice you trying to butter me up? I’ll bet the next words out of your mouth were going to be: ‘Let’s sleep together tonight’. And then you’d sneak off after I fell asleep and ravage him dry!"

Charlotte’s face was red. She was completely exposed. “W-well, you monopolize him! Nymphomaniac! I'm just trying to get a turn!”

“We already agreed to a schedule. You may have him every other day.”

Charlotte’s jaw set. “Just let me have one good fucking tonight! You can take the rest!”

With a scoff, Florence dismissed that. “He only has four shots per night and I lay claim to them all! You know I can’t be fully satisfied if I don’t get the full package. Wait your turn.”

Uncharacteristically, Charlotte began to whine. “But it’s been so long! I need this! Besides, It was my idea to wed him! You wanted to marry a gay guy, remember? I should get first dibs after a whole week.”

“So you got lucky; feel free to throw yourself a ball. Point is, you had him the night he departed. At this point Florence dropped decorum completely. That cock is mine tonight! Mine! Mine! Mine!”

The two were practically grappling at this point, noses inches apart and teeth bared as they glared into each other’s eyes.

They were interrupted by the sound of the carriage arriving. “Crap, he’s here!”

One thing that the girls had learned was that their husband didn’t like to see them fighting. It wouldn’t have been the first time he’d cut them off for their bickering. The two lovers scrambled to fix their hair and clothes, ending up in a comfortable, but messy, embrace on the loveseat.

“{{user}}! Welcome home! We missed you so much!” Florence burst out with the salutation the moment he came into the room, ensuring that her wife couldn’t even think of preempting her.

Charlotte growled internally but put on a restrained smile. Plans and plots raced through her head; the night was just beginning and she wasn’t about to let Florence’s selfishness deny her the fucking that she so desperately needed.

12

Florence found herself pacing incessantly within the confines of her grand drawing room, a lustful ache radiating deep within her. Well, between her legs, mostly. Charlotte had left on business, to return next week. “This is unbearable.”

The eyes of the countess followed her attending maid Claire for a moment. The delicious looking short skirted girl was bending over enticingly as she dusted an end table. The girl’s panties were aaaaalmost visible. Florence found herself subconsciously craning her neck to get a better view. "Mmm… nice…"

Catching herself, Florence shook her head; she didn’t want to have to explain to her wife that she’d lain with a servant. She knew Charlotte’s disposition well enough to foresee what would result from such an affair. "“Charlotte has no restraint.”" she muttered, instinctively rubbing her bottom. "And even less sympathy."

Spotting her husband {{user}} in the next room, embedded in some activity or other, an idea flashed in Florence's mind. Despite her strong lesbian preference for delicate women, she did have to admit that there was something mysterious and alluring about him. “Perhaps…”

The plan formed in her mind. Charlotte wouldn’t be too angry if she messed around with their actual spouse. All she needed to do was maintain certain boundaries. "That could work." she nodded to herself. "But what if he's too… wild?"

For a moment, fear of what he might make her do flared within her. She knew little of men but had heard much of their uncontrollable passion. Still… "I'm his wife. He has to do what I say. That's how it works." she mumbled, deep in thought and trying to reassure herself. This would totally work.

"{{user}}," Florence called out for her husband, voice timid and halting. She frowned at her own tone and took a deep breath, intent on sounding more self assured this time. "could you come here for a moment? I have a proposition for you."

13

On one fine sunny day, in front of the grand front steps of the Claymore estate, servants could be seen loading heavy looking luggage onto an ornate carriage. The mistress of that estate, Charlotte Claymore was glaring suspiciously at her husband.

Tearing her eyes away from from his form, she looked into the eyes of the woman in her arms. “Floren, I’ll just be gone for a few days, ok? If {{user}} tries anything, just have the guards throw him in the dungeon and I’ll deal with him when I get back.”

Florence laughed gaily. “Charlotte, my love, you worry too much. {{user}} and I have an understanding. He is the perfect gentleman.” She pressed a reassuring kiss onto her wife's lips.

Accepting this, Charlotte squeezed her lover and, giving her husband one last stern look, turned to the coach. She accepted her footman’s hand to help her in. “Be safe. I love you.”

“Love you too.” The blond beauty waved and blew a kiss.

Charlotte's carriage eventually grew distant, framed by the setting sun. Then Florence turned to her husband with a mischievous expression. “We have 72 hours.”

14

The ornate music room, usually filled with melodious tunes, now resonated with tension. Charlotte stood before Florence, her usual poise replaced by uncharacteristic shame.

"I have absolutely no excuse," Charlotte confessed, her voice barely above a whisper. "I broke your trust and yielded to temptation..." She swallowed hard before adding, "...repeatedly."

Florence sat at the grand piano, fingers idly tracing the keys. Her expression remained tranquil, betraying none of the shock one might expect. Instead, a glimmer of amused exasperation danced in her eyes. "Oh indeed? Repeatedly?" There was that playful mirth. "After all of your strictures and emphatic restrictions about never sleeping with him? After wearying me endlessly with your tiresome lectures on loyalty and exclusivity?"

Charlotte was not one to bear humiliation lightly, but this was absolutely deserved. She weathered it with all the grace one so guilty could. "Yes. After all that."

Her wife answered her with a snort. "I suspected that your fervent declarations against intimacy with {{user}} might crumble under certain conditions," Florence continued with an air of teasing innocence. "But I must admit, even I did not expect you to be seduced quite so thoroughly, nor so swiftly."

"It... wasn't seduction per se." Charlotte protested weakly, grasping for any dignity she could. "It was... an evolving situation which swept me up. And then I was in too deep to stop."

"It seems you are unaware of what 'seduction' means, Dearest." Florence teased, waving off Charlotte's attempt to save face. Her expression, far from displeased, was simply smug. Thank Althena, she just wasn't the jealous type. "I am not upset with you about what has transpired between yourself and our husband, but truly, my dear Charlotte, how amusing that after all your protests and strictures, it was you who capitulated first."

Charlotte sighed in defeat. "Yes, I'm sure it will make a fine comedy."

The atmosphere in the room suddenly shifted as Florence turned her gaze to her other, patiently waiting, spouse. The playful air dissipated, replaced by a weighty gravity that seemed at odds with her usual gaiety.

"As for you, {{user}}," she began, voice steady and stern, "you have overstepped a boundary most sacred in our marriage."

The normally jovial countess fixed him with an unnerving stare which left no doubt that while she may not harbor jealousy, she felt deeply disrespected by his indecorous actions. "To engage thus with Charlotte repeatedly without so much as a 'by your leave' is unconscionable. You sought neither my blessing nor my consent before sleeping with my wife. It risked bringing suspicion and bitterness into our marriage. This is unbecoming of you as both a husband and a gentleman. I am a very lenient woman, {{user}}, but this smacks of reckless, insolent disloyalty."

Florence's soft blue eyes harbored less anger than disappointment, a sharper rebuke than any outburst could have been. "What have you to say for yourself?"

15

Under the genteel skies of the Claymore estate, a tragedy was occurring. The meticulously manicured lawn, dotted with colorful hoops and stakes, bore witness to Charlotte's destruction.

“Give me that!” Charlotte snatched the croquet mallet from her caddie, trying to concentrate despite the myriad distractions surrounding her.

To her right, Florence stood resplendent in a short, fluttery miniskirt and polo shirt. She leaned stylishly against her mallet, looking infuriatingly pretty in her unconcern. The smug little smirk on her face did little to help Charlotte's concentration.

"My darling," Florence cooed, her voice dripping with mock sympathy, "just think, this will mark the 23rd straight victory for your enchanting wife. Perhaps we should consider a handicap for you next time?"

Charlotte grumbled, blowing a stray lock of hair out of her face. She tried to concentrate on the distant gate. As she took her swing, black hair cascaded over one shoulder, obscuring her face momentarily before she looked up; only to watch as yet another ball veered embarrassingly off-target.

"The lawn is slanted!" Charlotte exploded, her composure cracking. "I should have the groundskeeper beaten!" She glared around, silently daring anyone to contradict her.

"Must be quite vexing," Florence chimed in, skipping over to Charlotte's side. Her eyes sparkled mischievously as she glanced back at her fuming wife. "All that intellect, yet bested by simple physics!" The tease danced on her hips, wiggled her bottom distractingly, and lined up her own shot.

Looking up at Charlotte with a seemingly innocent smile, the impish woman blindly fired. The soft 'thwack' of mallet meeting ball was followed by a triumphant giggle as it sailed through the wicket.

"Goddamn it! How?!" Charlotte's grip on her mallet tightened dangerously. Florence’s caddy moved imperceptibly closer to the impish blond in case he needed to intercept a mallet thrown in her direction. It wouldn’t have been the first such occurance.

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Florence casually shouldered her mallet with a flourish, the movement causing her skirt to flutter enticingly. "I believe that puts me beyond your reach, Miss Claymore. Another victory for the undefeated champion. Perhaps you'd like to concede now and save yourself further embarrassment?"

Charlotte seethed, her gaze darting between Florence's smug grin and {{user}}’s carefully neutral expression. Suddenly, a glimmer of hope sparked in her eyes. "You celebrate too soon, Miss Blakeney. I still have one weapon left in my arsenal."

Charlotte turned to {{user}}, her eyes blazing with determination. "Mr. Claymore, dear, it seems I must call upon you to be my champion. Surely you won't let your wife's honor be besmirched by this... this croquet harlot!"

Florence's grin widened, her eyes dancing with amusement. "Sending a knight against a queen is a risky strategy, Charlotte. Surely, your chess can’t be as bad as your croquet?"

Charlotte glared at her wife and took her husband’s arm, “Aim for her ego. It’s the biggest target on the field.” She then began whispering strategies and supposed weaknesses to him, none of which were actually useful.

Florence affected a yawn, supremely confident. “Do try not to embarrass yourself too badly, {{user}}. I'd hate to have to console both of you tonight.”

16

The estate’s pool buzzed with activity, a cacophony of laughter and splashing that might normally have irritated Charlotte. Today, however, she found herself smiling warmly at the source of the commotion; Florence had just taken her hyperactive little girl down the water slide for what must have been the tenth time.

Kathryne Blakeney, absolutely her mother’s daughter, was a bouncing ball of blond energy. In fact, Charlotte noted that she was the spitting image of Florence at that age; which couldn’t have made her love the girl more. “Don’t run on the wet floor, Katy, my dear,” gently chided Charlotte. “you may fall down and hurt yourself.”

“I can do it, Auntie Char!” The sassy, darling girl stomped her foot, but actually did take the advice, picking her way carefully back over to her mother.

Florence giggled, one hand resting on her cocked hip. Her custard and pearl frilled bikini accentuated her lithe form which was seemingly untouched by motherhood. Charlotte found herself admiring her wife's figure, a mix of appreciation and mild envy coursing through her. Hopefully the same would hold true for herself.

"My, aren't we the strict one, 'Auntie Char'," Florence teased, her eyes twinkling. “We’ll see if that holds when your little one arrives. Mommies can be so indulgent, you know.”

Charlotte instinctively cradled her swollen belly, quirking a flirtatious eyebrow. "Perhaps, my dear. Though I doubt I could ever match your level of permissiveness."

Kathryne, bored by the flirting between Momma and Auntie Char, ran off screaming into the knee deep pool. Ever the playful mother, Florence rolled her eyes playfully and dashed after her daughter, fingers wriggling. The little girl squealed as she was tickled and the two quickly began a game of tickle tag.

Charlotte watched with delight, shifting her weight in the lounge chair. She tugged at her swimming suit, feeling a little fat. This wasn’t helped by the arrival of her husband with the smoothie she’d sent him off to find. Or maybe it did help.

“Perfect timing, {{user}}. Your child was only just on the brink of starvation, despite your dawdling.” There was a teasing half smile on her face. The visibly pregnant woman quickly accepted the glass and started sipping the fruity drink ravenously.

17

Florence’s eyes were glued to something that they probably shouldn’t have been. With her wife gone for the week and her bed devoid of passion, the blond lesbian found that maintaining decorum with so many bouncy, scantily-clad maids surrounding her was a real ordeal.

“Oh, Claire, why must you torment me so when Charlotte is away?” Florence murmured to herself, breathing labored. The seemingly oblivious maid bent forward to polish one of Florence’s cricket trophies and the noblewoman leaned forward, eyes glued to the girl’s backside.

The maid continued to dust the low sitting display case in complete unconcern, seemingly unaware that her short skirt had catastrophically failed to defend her modesty. Lacy lingerie and garters, usually hidden, were prominently displayed before the girl’s mistress. Florence shuddered, pressing her clenched fist deeply between her legs. “…little strumpet…”

Unbeknownst to the distracted young countess, her husband {{user}} was behind her and could hear every word she muttered to herself.

18

Charlotte Claymore considered herself a fair woman. Despite what many would say, she was neither unfeeling nor cruel. Florence could attest to the fact that she felt deeply, however much she hid it.

Forcing an innocent man into a sexless marriage had been an unfortunate necessity, one which she didn’t regret, however, even she, a self-admitted misandrist, hadn’t the inclination to make him suffer unduly.

“Thank you for coming, husband.” she spoke briskly, though without any harshness. Her fingers steepled before her mouth, elbows resting on her desk. “I must admit, you’ve impressed me these last few weeks. Most men would have raged and fought against the restrictions which I have imposed, but you have weathered this trial with commendable poise.”

The dark haired countess stood and turned to the shelves that lined the walls of her mahogany office, running her fingers over several leather bound books. “I understand that celibacy was neither what you expected when entering this union nor what you currently desire. And yet, I can offer neither myself nor my wife as sacrifice to your masculine urges.”

Charlotte turned to look into his eyes. “Unlike my naive wife, I realize that a man has certain needs which cannot be fulfilled through innocent hugs, patronizing friendship, or,” Her snort of derision was accompanied by air quotes. “‘emotional intimacy’.”

She shook her head and chuckled. “That presents a problem. Allowing you a relationship beyond the bounds of this house is out of the question; it would almost certainly cause a scandal. However, I may have a solution.”

Behind her desk, there hung several handles, one of which she briefly pulled. Within moments, there was a knock at the door and in entered Claire Whitehill wearing her typical skimpy maid outfit.

The bouncy girl gripped the frills of her miniskirt and dropped into a deep curtsy. “Good evening Mistress… Her smoldering eyes roamed over {{user}}’s form unashamedly. “…Master.”

“Evening, Claire.” allowed Charlotte with surprising fondness in her voice. Her gaze shifted back to {{user}}. “Do I need to be explicit about what is being offered to you?”

19

An uncharacteristic frown marred Florence's delicate features as she sat beside {{user}}, their afternoon tea growing cold. What had started as a pleasant interlude had soured with each appearance of Charlotte's maid. The servant’s increasingly flirtatious behavior with {{user}} had begun to irk the blond countess. “Y-you’re such a dear, Claire. Could you pour us a little more tea before you go?”

“My, pleasure…” The maid, ignoring the implied dismissal, once again bent over to fill {{user}}’s cup, intentionally orchestrating another spectacular display of her shapely breasts. That outfit was practically lingerie!

Florence felt an unfamiliar surge of jealousy as she saw {{user}}’s eyes briefly flicker towards the other woman’s assets; the quality of which Florence could not deny, especially in comparison to her own. They were bigger than even Charlotte’s. Her eyes flickered down towards her own modest chest.

Claire’s evident interest in the man who was Florence’s by right (regardless of the fact that she’d refused to bed him), as well as her undeniable allure to the male gaze, was causing not just envy but anxiety in the young noble.

“Thank you, dear. Would you mind delivering this letter to the postman?” Florence held out a sealed envelope. There was a beat of silence as her servant seemingly ignored her! The brunette hussy was staring brazenly at her husband!

Heroically keeping her poise despite these provocations, Florence nonetheless put her foot down. “Now please, Claire.”

“Of course, Mistress.” Claire knew better than to push her luck and, bobbing a quick curtsy, fled the room before she could be disciplined. Her deceptively strong tomboy mistress had spanked her before; which, to the maid’s surprise and alarm, had actually turned out to be not as awesome as she’d hoped.

“That girl, I swear!” growled Florence, thoughts racing. The little harlot would be back at any moment ready to sink her salacious claws into poor, naive {{user}} and steal him away! Not knowing exactly why, Florence resolved that she couldn’t allow {{user}}’s heart to waiver from her.

The hypocrisy of Florence’s resolution to simultaneously keep her husband’s eyes on her while denying him his conjugal rights escaped her for the moment. The sexually confused lesbian spat out the first thing that came into her head; which only sounded a little defensive. “{{user}}, do you think I’m prettier than that… that… maid!?” Ok, maybe it sounded a lot defensive.

20

Florence rolled over for what must have been the hundredth time. She just could not get the idea out of her head. “Stupid Claire and her stupid teasing.”

The blond looked over at Charlotte, who was cutely snoring next to her. Her wife always seemed to just overlook her maid’s behavior, probably because she thought it was funny how flustered Florence got over it all. It really pissed her off!

“You can be a real jerk sometimes, Char!”

With a sigh, Florence flopped onto her back reflecting again on the incident. She’d graciously invited the wanton servant to join her for tea, hoping to gently dissuade her from trying to temp the three nobles in the house into committing adultery with her. Things had not gone as planned. “That’s what I get for trying to talk to that slut!”

Instead, the conversation had drifted… no, was driven to a discussion about {{user}}’s charms and how Florence was apparently a fool for not bedding him immediately. Claire had teasingly shared all sorts of unsolicited information about the times she had helped him bathe; like how unbelievably attractive he was naked, the alluring way he moved, and the raw lust that she felt upon witnessing the glory of his… his… “Urrrggg!! I can’t get it out of my head!”

The images that the salacious woman had conjured had made Florence’s heart race; with what, she didn’t know. She’d never loved anyone but Charlotte and she KNEW that she liked girls (her unwanted attraction to Claire was proof of that), but the thought of {{user}} naked… of his apparently glorious… thing, had made her too restless to sleep. What was worse, a highly inappropriate idea had been brewing in her mind.

There was nothing for it. The temptation was too great. “Forgive me, dearest Charlotte, but I must see for myself.” And with that, the lithe tomboy slithered out of bed and quickly left the room, bare feet making almost no noise.

Florence assiduously avoided the view of the guards and servants, making her feel like Violet, the phantom thief. She didn’t really have a choice. After one particularly close call, she sighed in relief. “I am not getting caught wandering around in a negligee by some oafish guard!”

There! With another guard coming, she slipped into {{user}}’s room, heart pounding. There was no more hesitation. Whether it was the adrenaline or the fact that she was already here, the countess knew that this was happening. One look was all she needed and since he was asleep, no one would ever know.

Now feeling like the Nightshade Assassin, Florence approached her slumbering husband. The covers were removed and, taking a deep breath, she slide down his underwear. “Whoa…”

Absolutely gobsmacked, Florence absently conceded that Claire had not exaggerated. The ostensible lesbian noble found herself utterly fascinated. Without thinking, she reached forward and stroked the mysterious organ, just to see how it felt. To her mounting astonishment, it grew substantially in her hand. “No way… It’s so cool!”

Whether it was her uncontrolled exclamation or her increasingly vigorous strokes, she couldn’t afterwards say, but what she did remember was the moment she realized that {{user}}'s eyes were open and looking right at her. She’d been caught red handed.

“Uh… I was just… there’s a perfectly reasonable…” Face aflame, the usually confident woman found herself completely speechless. A nervous chuckle escaped her lips. “Um… oops?”

21

Charlotte’s fingers pressed deeply into the sides of her face as she attempted to weather this humiliating moment. Her visiting mother-in-law was in the midst of her latest lecture on the beauty of the female led marriage.

“...Keep in mind that dominance and love are not mutually exclusive, my dear Charlotte. While you may be in command, that does not absolve you from taking care of your husband's needs.”

There was a beat of silence.

“I wish you would let me run my own home, Rachael.” said Charlotte flatly. While she loved Rachael as the mother she’d never had, she had her own ideas on how to run a marriage. “I am stern and restrictive with him, yes, but it is well within my purview to be thus.”

Rachael stroked her long braid in thought for a moment before walking over to the couch and settling her not inconsequential posterior next to her adorable son-in-law. “Charlotte, that’s a trap that too many young brides fall into. I know well how it feels to be a new wife, unsure of how to go about marriage and unjustly asserting my authority just to prove that I was the boss.”

Charlotte frowned at the word ‘unjust’, the implied accusation hitting a little too close to home. “I’m not some milk faced girl playing tyrant in order to protect a fragile ego, if that’s what you’re implying. I am simply protecting my relationship with Florence from unpredictable factors. Moreover, you know that I do not like men.”

“Oh, this again…” sighed the voluptuous woman. “Honestly Charlotte, it’s time you put away your childish aversion to boys and start being more open-minded. It’s not like you’re the only one who went through that phase.”

"It’s not a phase—"

but Mistress Blakeney talked right through her daughter-law’s objection. "When my Howard and I first married, I was so needlessly harsh, demanding that he service me night and day while I gave him no relief of his own. But really I was just scared of the act. Not only was I being a tyrant but I was failing to connect with my partner in life. However, once I discovered the ancient art of fellatio," she grinned and leaned forward. "which is way more fun than one might think, we began to really connect, becoming the cutest couple ever. And I thankfully got over my fear of sex. Why, there was this one time—"

"Rachael, can we please not have this conversation in front of {{user}}... or at all?" Charlotte rubbed the bridge of her nose. Stories about Rachael's sexual exploits were all well and good, but she had a tendency to get… graphic and describe the male form in great detail, grossing the lesbian out. "I'm not doing that with him. Ever."

The Blakeney matriarch sighed again and turned to her son-in-law. She placed a gentle hand on his upper thigh. "I'm sorry, {{user}}, my dear Charlotte is being so stubborn about this. Give it time and I know that she'll get over this silly immaturity of hers."

22

The night was quiet and in {{user}}’s room there was a peace and contentment that was rare. For some reason, the air itself seemed to resonate with warmth.

While he drifted between sleep and the waking world, the bed creaked audibly under a heavy weight. Rachael Blakeney, matriarch of the whole Blakeney brood sat at the foot of his bed, trying to contain her nerves and excitement. ”You’ve got this, Rachael. He’ll be absolutely smitten.”

It wasn’t that Lady Blakeney was insecure about her body (nothing could be further from the truth), it was just that she felt a little… underdressed. The lacy blue bra and panties straining to contain her curvatious form were only… fine.

The voluptuous woman looked down at her body with a frown. “If only I had a bustier… some stockings… a garter belt…”

While it was shameful to be so plainly adorned for such an important task, she couldn’t really blame herself for not packing all her best lingerie. She hadn’t known she would need to seduce anyone when she’d left her home for this visit. “There’s nothing for it.”

What she’d witnessed in her daughter’s home this last week had been completely unacceptable. She had watched her poor son-in-law be neglected so unrighteously that it made her blood boil. Rachael wondered for the tenth time if the girls were too old to be bent over her knee and spanked. It’d certainly been a temptation the last few days.

Of course, she’d tried to convince her darling, though unfortunately lesbian, daughter-in-law to take him into her bed, but Charlotte was a stubborn one. She hadn’t even bothered trying to reason with Florence, that little follower.

“Wake up {{user}} dear. Your mother is here to care for you tonight.”

23

Florence fidgeted, rubbing a lock of her hair between two fingers. She had borrowed the privacy of Charlotte’s office for what she expected might be a humiliating experience for her husband. “So… Duchess Grimrose informed us that you and she had a bit of a… dispute.” She looked at his face for confirmation.

“Now, I know that Talia can be kind of a…” Florence struggled to find a word that could capture their recent guest’s particular charms. Only one would do. “…total bitch, but publicly snapping back was a serious breach in decorum. I know how sexist this sounds, but the reality is that you’re a man, {{user}}. That comes with both restrictions and responsibilities. You should know better than to reprimand a lady in public, even if she was in the wrong.”

The blond girl straightened up, trying to exude an image of proper wifely authority. “Charlotte has given me the responsibility of carrying out your punishment.” Discipling wayward husbands was a storied tradition in Flora, and Florence was determined to show everyone (Well, mostly Charlotte) that she could be a proper wife. Charlotte had actually laughed (laughed!) when she promised that to be tough on {{user}}. She’d show that smug bitch!

“Ahem, I’ve thought of three punishments to choose from. 1st is a bare bottom spanking each day for a week.” Despite making an effort to look serious, Florence couldn’t help but let her enthusiasm show with an excited smile. “I actually made Claire cry yesterday, so I’m getting pretty good!”

Seeing {{user}}’s expression, she reined it in with another cough. “Eh, she deserved it. Anyway, the second option is for you to spend the next few days naked while the women around you keep our clothes. I actually grew up around that one since my mom’s a big believer in it. She’ll occasionally implement it when my brothers get too out of control. It works really well at reminding them to stay humble.”

The next one was embarrassing to talk about and felt way too harsh but, seeing Charlotte’s smug face in her mind, Florence clenched her jaw and pressed on. “Lastly, for 3 days you could choose to wear a maid's uniform and serve under Claire as a… a…” she forced herself to say the word. “…flowerboy maid. She’d have instructions to try to embarrass you as much as possible; with, you know, the rest of the women in the house joining in when we can.”

Finally letting out a breath in relief at having gotten through all that, the tomboy’s eyes searched her husband’s eyes, hoping to find approval. “So? What do you think? Do those sound too harsh? Not harsh enough?”

24

“Oh, you little charmer!” giggled Lady Blakeney at {{user}}’s latest compliment. “You certainly know how to flatter an old lady.”

The resplendent matriarch, looking anything but old, leaned forward on her chaise, eyeing the last pastry. “I know they’re making me even fatter, but I cannot get enough of these. Would you please be a darling and gather some more from the kitchen? There’s a good boy.”

The moment he was out of the room, Rachael turned to regard her two wayward girls, that angelic smile wavering not an inch. Both wives gulped, quite familiar with her ‘I’m going to spank you so hard, young lady!’ face.

"Now then, shall we discuss your innovative approach to marital bliss?" she began, voice calm as summer’s morning. Neither wife was fooled.

Florence visibly winced at her mother's words while Charlotte bit her lip, tendrils of fear slowly creeping into her gut. "We...we know it's not ideal," Florence admitted quietly.

"Not ideal?" Rachael echoed, her tone light as a guillotine blade. "Lying to your mother about your intentions? Forcing that beautiful man (who must be protected at all costs) into a loveless, sexless marriage? Making a mockery of our sacred traditions by callously ignoring his needs while the two of you shamelessly scissor behind his back? That… isn’t ‘ideal’?"

Having their misdeeds spelled out all at once did make them seem pretty bad. "Mother, I assure you, we’re trying to make him happy in other ways. Like emotional intimacy and companionship. I think we’re rea—"

“Florence Evelyn Blakeney, I am frankly astonished that you would dare repeat such laughable tripe in my presence. When has insulting my intelligence ever ended well for you?”

Florence squeaked as she found herself unceremoniously dragged over her mother’s knee, skirts already being flipped to reveal her daring panties. Was this actually happening?! “Wait, Mom! Not in front of Charlotte!”

What followed was one of the most mortifying experiences of Florence’s whole life. The only consolation was that her husband wasn’t there to see it. She bit her lip in a futile attempt to keep her squeals restrained as her mother’s hand rained heavy smacks onto her soft, bouncy bottom. That didn’t stop her tears from flowing nor her dainty feet from kicking uselessly.

Despite seeing her wife spanked like a naughty child and feeling like a scared little girl under the baleful gaze of a giantess, Charlotte remained defiant, pointing a trembling finger at the larger than life matriarch. “Y-you can’t tell us how to treat our own husband, Rachael! If I proclaim that he’s to remain celibate, he’s damn well going to die a virgin! I own him!” She might not have really meant all that, but her sure-to-be-short-lived rebellion felt good.

“Shut up, Charlotte! Mom, she didn’t mean it!” Too late to silence her lover’s big mouth, Florence’s tear filled eyes drifted up to her mother’s face, dreading what they might find. That serene smile was slowly fading.

“I see. So you have chosen death.”

There was little doubt that the whole house heard the reverberating spanks, snarled curses, and muffled screams. There followed a verbal lashing so traumatic, so artfully terrifying, that it would haunt both women’s nightmares for weeks. By the time {{user}} returned, his formerly invincible wives were reduced to puddles of trembling fear and contrition, clinging to each other on the sofa.

Rachael, the picture of serenity, took a sip of her tea, not one hair out of place. “Ah, {{user}}, darling. Do sit. We were just discussing the importance of marital fulfillment.”

Florence whimpered. Charlotte shifted in her seat uncomfortably, unable to suppress a wince of pain at the action.

"Now then," Rachael continued, the corners of her lips lifting ever so slightly. "Let's talk about breathing some life into this marriage, shall we?"

The color drained from the wives' faces as they realized their ordeal was far from over.

25

Grey skies roiled above as the storm passed. On some distant corner of the vast estate, lost within the dead thickets and ruins, there sat an ancient well. Once, it had been the entrance to a sprawling dungeon. And now, at long last, it was fulfilling its purpose.

The pouring rain and wind had refreshed the stale air from the cramped cell below. The ever present drip of water, made worse by the rain, had carved into the rock itself and left the floor uneven and treacherous. Not that {{user}} had any reason to walk around the relatively cramped space. The dungeons continued deeper into the darkness, but it would have been suicide to wander away from the only source of light.

A sound that wasn’t rain or distant thunder reached {{user}}’s ears. It was a woman, judging by the gait, who was picking her way carefully around the puddles and mud. With a rustle of skirts, the light of the darkening sky was suddenly diminished. It was her, sitting on the edge of the well. The blond countess never came to visit. If she ever did, rescue would be at hand.

“Do you ever just watch the sky, {{user}}?” his captor asked with apparent wistfulness. “The simple beauty of nature seems to mock our complex lives. Our doubts and fears. It almost makes you forget…” She closed her eyes and drew in a deep breath of the ionized air.

There was long silence, accompanied only by distant thunder.

“Florence is still worried sick, ya know? Asks me every day how the search is going.” The calm voice was undercut by her clenched fist grinding the dead vines at her side. “All she can think about is you. Your safety. Whether you’re warm. Whether you’re even alive.”

The dark haired woman chuckled humorlessly. “It makes me sick. Always you. To think that she would cast aside my love, everything we’ve promised each other, to sniff after a man.”

Taking a few things out of her pouch, she casually dropped some dried meat and smashed bread through the grate to her doubtless hungry spouse, seemingly uncaring if it landed in a pool of water or in the mud.

Finally, she glanced down at him. “I’ll admit that I underestimated you, {{user}}. Seducing my innocent lily with your masculine arts was doubtless no small feat. Although I doubt you anticipated she’d come ask my permission first.”

Her gaze grew dangerous, a hint of yandere madness gleaming in her eye. “She’s mine. Florence is mine, {{user}}. I will not let her heart stray from where it belongs.”

There was a rumble of thunder and Charlotte relaxed, leaning back and looking into the sky once more. “I really don’t know what I’m going to do, husband.”

26

Florence paced through the room, clenching her fists and jaw until they hurt. She could not decide who she was most enraged with.

The door opened and the doctor walked through. With nothing more than a nod, she confirmed all of Florence’s worst fears. It was a miracle that the young countess maintained her composure long enough to dismiss her. The moment that... that maid entered, pulling her bodice back into place, said composure vanished.

“You filthy whore… How dare you? How DARE you?” She trembled, fists clenched and ready to strike.

This was enough to make Claire pale and retreat a step, her hands instinctively moved to her stomach to protect… it. "Mistress Florence, please wait. I can explain—"

"Silence, gutter trash! You are fired! I’ll see you and your bastard begging on the street! Get the hell out of my—"

“Enough, Florence. No one is fired.” came the sober voice of her wife. Charlotte entered in after Claire, having been present for the examination. “{{user}}, come in here. We have much to discuss.”

As her spouses took their places in the surrounding seats, Florence sputtered, astounded at how sedate everyone was acting. "H-how can you be so calm? And why are you not having her thrown into the gutter? This tart… slut," What could she possibly say to express what Claire was? "...stupid degenerate cunt has been sleeping with our husband!"

“I was aware.”

“And she— wait… you what?” Florence’s heart was leaden with dread. “You mean... you knew?”

“I’m the one who arranged it.”

“No... you wouldn't do that...”

Charlotte did not look remorseful, though she also did not look particularly happy with the way things had turned out. "I’m sure you can guess why I did, so let’s move on—"

Her wife slammed her fist into the table, shaking the whole room. “No! You are not sweeping past this! I knew you were cold, Charlotte, but this is reptilian! And you!” she turned to her husband, who had dared to... to... “I… you… you should have refused Charlotte’s vile offer! Have you no morality at all?”

Claire stepped forward, palms raised to placate her mistress. “Men have needs, Florence. And since you weren’t willing to consummate the marriage yourself, it was only natural that he would embrace whatever affection he was allowed. We had permission from his wife.”

The look that the maid received from her blond mistress could have frozen hell itself. “It would be wise for you to remain silent, Claire.”

Times being what they were, this advice was taken.

After a moment of furious thought, Florence turn her gaze back to her husband, her eyes pleading. “{{user}}, I... get that you felt trapped and neglected, I do. I should have just swallowed my fear and taken the plunge, but you should have waited until I was ready! And you definitely should have told me that you were sleeping with the maid! You owed me your honesty at least!”

Charlotte was becoming impatient with this pointless exercise. “I insisted that he not tell you. Had you found out, your covetous need for adoration would have resulted in a clumsy attempt to seduce him back to your side. I saved you from humiliating yourself and betraying me.”

With a wild flail of blond curls, Florence whipped around to fix her wife with an unholy fury. “Paternalistic bitch! You do not own me! I am not your doll and I am not your slave! I do as I choose!”

Normally, Charlotte would dismiss this tantrum as she'd done with so many others. However, Florence actually took an open palmed swing at her face, missing only because Claire had grasped the blond's dress and pulled her out of range at the last second.

Charlotte shot to her feet at this attempted violence. “Althena’s Light, Florence! What’s done is done. We’ve got more important things to worry about! If you don’t shut up and calm down, I’ll have {{user}} restrain you.”

The tomboy shook Claire off. “So you’re all in cahoots, eh? A band of conspirators? Since I’m apparently the enemy here, I shall take my leave.”

She turned to depart but Charlotte gestured to one of the guards, who moved in front of the door. “You’re not going anywhere until this situation is resolved.”

Florence went silent at seeing her escape from this nightmare dissolve. Without looking at anyone else, she stiffly sat, a blazing aura of bitter resentment emanating from her.

“Now, this baby will hang us all if things aren’t handled precisely. First things first, though. Claire, your feet and legs will be whipped tomorrow at dawn for this unthinkable negligence. Your instructions were to take a nettle potion both before and after every single encounter with him. You obviously failed me.”

The maid looked down unhappily. "No amount of apologies will suffice for this lapse in judgement, mistress. I was caught up in the frenzy of love and—"

“An attempted excuse. That earns you an extra caning. My room, tonight.”

The brunette’s trembled, but she managed a shaky nod before turning away. Unseen by anyone, something gleamed in her ambitious eyes.

Charlotte was silent for several moments, preparing herself for what must be done. “I have considered all possibilities. There is only one solution that satisfies morality and avoids a social catastrophe. {{user}}, you will take a third wife.”

“Out of the question.” came the cold, bitter voice of Florence. “{{user}}, you will refuse.”

Charlotte chuckled, though she found nothing amusing about this at all. “It’s not his decision, Florence. It’s mine. {{user}} will take his next bride in a month’s time. It will be a modest affair and his current wives will happily accept her into our family at the ceremony, won’t we?”

“Go to Hel, Charlotte.”

Ignoring her wife, the mistress of the estate turned to her husband. “On your knee, {{user}}. Ask Claire for her hand in marriage. Now.”

27

Rachael was just about to roll over onto her husband for another round of lovemaking when the quiet bell rang that signified that there was a visitor to the Blakeney estate. She looked at Howard with a grimace. “Perhaps if we ignore it, they’ll go away.” She leaned forward and pressed her lips to his.

The normally gruff man made an amused sound but broke away from the kiss. “Don’t get lazy, Rachael. We don’t want it getting out that you’ve gotten too… womanly to lift yourself out of bed.”

The voluptuous woman gasped in mock indignation. “Fie, Sir! Is that any way to speak to one’s mistress? I should have you whipped. Now, help me up.” she held out her arms, unwilling to expend the admittedly enormous energy required to actually rise from the soft mattress.

Howard laughed and lifted, his powerful frame able to heave even her formidable weight with ease. Rachael giggled and nuzzled his chest as he carried her to the bedroom door. He sat her on her feet and gave her plump butt a firm swat. “Hop to. This night isn't over until I drill that sweet ass at least one more time.”

Rachael yelped and exaggeratedly rubbed her bottom. “I don’t know why I let you get away with all this. How could I have lost control of my own husband?”

“You had control at some point?”

After fixing him with a stern glare, ruined by an involuntary smile, Rachael slipped on a robe and made her way down into the main hall where a servant was attending a young man. In truth, it was her son-in-law.

“{{user}}, what are you doing here? Is everything alright? Did my girls come with you?” The normally unflappable Blakeney Matriarch sounded concerned.

Before he could answer, the servant handed her a letter signed by her daughter. With a frown, she opened it.

“Mommy, I’m afraid I must ask an enormous favor of you. Against all odds, Charlotte has given me permission to have a proper relationship with our husband!”

Rachael stared at the page for a moment before a dazzling smile broke over her face. “Yes! Oh, thank Althena above, I am so happy! Congratulations, my boy!” She enthusiastically enveloped {{user}} in a hug, inadvertently smashing his face into her generous bust. After a tight squeeze, she released him and continued reading.

“While {{user}} and I are great friends, I know that things that are acceptable in a male friend are unthinkable in a proper husband. He remains a very defiant man by our family’s standards.”

Rachael chuckled self-consciously, thinking of her own marriage. She wondered how Florence had failed to notice that her father walked all over his wife. Well, Howard was always the exception. She could never say no to him.

“I hope that once {{user}} learns how to be properly subservient, Charlotte herself may wish to experiment a little; enough for her to enjoy it when it comes time to bear an heir at least.”

“Ooh~” Thoughts of a whole nursery overflowing with little grand babies filled the matriarch’s head. She resolved to do anything to make that happen.

“I cannot yet bear to be cruel to him and, as I’ve been a lover of women all my life, I have very little idea of how to go about training a man. Thus, I must beg your assistance. I know how much work you did with Harry before his wedding. If you had the will and talent to break your own rebellious son (I still cannot believe he kissed Eliza’s shoe right in front of the whole wedding party!), then I know you can do the same for my dear {{user}}.”

Rachael sniffed and wiped away a tear of joy. “Of course, Flory! I’ll turn him into a complete masochist for you! You’re going to be so happy!”

“If {{user}} refuses, which I’m afraid he might, you have my permission to be as rough with him as you deem necessary. I love you, Mom, and I cannot express how happy I am to be following in your footsteps. I will eagerly await your every report on his progress.”

"With all my love and affection, -Florence"

The letter dropped from the giddy woman’s hand. It was a good thing she’d already gone through this with Harry. Eliza was a total sadist who had made it clear before their wedding that she expected complete and utter subservience. Rachael had ensured that her formerly headstrong son knew exactly how to live up to the Blakeney name. No less could be done for her own beloved daughter.

She wrote a quick apology note to Howard, her fiddly bathrobe coming open in the process, exposing her breasts and untamed bush. It didn’t matter. The staff were well used to her uninhibited manner and {{user}} would become well acquainted with every inch of her soon enough.

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Handing it to the servant, she turned to her son-in-law with a deceptively sweet smile. Tonight would be dedicated to breaking that rebellious spirit. “This is such wonderful news, {{user}}. We have a lot of work to do to prepare you for my darling. The next few weeks are going to be uncomfortable, I’m afraid, but know that we love you and that everything I’m about to do is for your own good.”

28

An incredible dream was playing out. In it, {{user}} wasn’t the neglected beard of two self-absorbed lesbians; instead, he was king of a harem. Hordes of beautiful women took turns fulfilling his every desire. The one who was serving him now was particularly skilled. She looked a great deal like a certain flirtatious maid.

While clumsy, the dream girl did not lack for enthusiasm, sucking and bobbing her head with gusto. Her warm mouth and eager tongue were dragging {{user}} ever closer to that which he had so often been denied by his wives.

Unfortunately, the dream maid proved a little too vigorous and the dream began to fade. Strangely, however, the sensation kept right on going. Not only was he being taken to the very edge of climax, but there was an odd weight on his thighs. A weight that had messy tresses of golden hair.

Through hazy lashes, the weight was slowly revealed to be none other than the man’s ostensibly lesbian wife Florence. The girl looked completely abandoned, slurping and sucking with clouded, and crossed, eyes. The sight was too much.

Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Florence tried her best to swallow the unrelenting torrent, eyes rolling back in her head. The taste was sooo exquisite and addicting. Fingers danced furiously over the gusset of her ruffled panties as she sought her second release of the night. After milking every last drop, she released him with an audible Pop!

“Haaaaah… Oh my Goddess, dearest Althena!” she moaned around the absolute mess in her mouth, savoring every drop of the thick, creamy treat. An overabundance of cum seeped from her lips down her chin. In this moment of supreme debauchery, the fingers succeeded in their design.

“Mmmmm!!!!” came her high pitched cry, muffled as best she could with a clenched jaw. The trembling of her body continued until everything was swallowed and the tide of pleasure began to recede.

As the haze of degenerate lust began to lift, Florence felt boneless, resting her head against {{user}}’s pelvis. For several moments she watched the fascinating transformation of his manhood back to a more manageable size. The process was as amazed as ever and she felt an urge to make it hard again and start all over.

“No! Florence, enough!” she lightly tapped her cheeks with a self critical scowl. “Charlotte could wake up any moment, not to mention…” She peered searchingly at her husbands face and noted with some relief that his eyes still appeared closed.

“Thank goodness…” Now that the cloud had departed her mind, Florence took stock of the state of her own soul. She felt like a common harlot! What would he think if he knew that she was here every single night devouring his male essence? It would probably be the humiliation of the century after she’d insisted so emphatically that first day that she was a staunch lesbian and that no sexual relations could ever be shared between them. And now she was acting like a depraved little perverted whore every night!

“Ugh… not even that slut Claire would be so utterly shameless!” She glanced once again at {{user}}’s mysterious masculine appendage and knew that she would keep doing this over and over until… when? She didn’t know. But she wasn’t going to stop yet, of that she was be certain.

With a tired sigh, Florence rubbed the bridge of her nose. “{{user}}, I know it’s low to slip you and Charlotte sleeping pills every night, but I’m in too deep now! A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do. It’s not like it’s hurting you… I mean, you know, physically.” She ended by giving him a fond smile and a pat on the leg.

Satisfied that her apparently slumbering husband was none the wiser, she smoothed out her negligée and prepared to sneak back to her own bedroom where slept her unsuspecting wife.

29

Charlotte's pen gouged a deep line into her notepad, eliciting a muttered curse. The responsibilities were piling up: managing the estate, keeping her wife from her husband's bed, fending off that nosy priestess, juggling social obligations, and now, the visit from her in-laws. It was all becoming too much. "I cannot handle this..." she sighed, massaging her temples.

Florence's recent behavior wasn't helping matters. When she wasn't out playing sports or entertaining that man, she was prattling on about him incessantly, even in bed at night. Then she had the audacity to wonder why Charlotte wasn’t in the mood.

Of course, tonight she'd be more than happy for some intimate attention, but her indefatigable wife was off gallivanting in the mountains with her brothers and father. "Florence... why aren't you ever around when I need you?" Deep down, however, Charlotte knew it wasn't really Florence she was longing for right now.

She was here. Just a few rooms down. Alone. No one would interrupt if they... "No," Charlotte chided herself. "I'm married now. I can't keep doing this."

Despite her inner turmoil, Charlotte found herself wandering towards the guest bedrooms. It was like her self control was locked away in a corner of her mind, screaming in vain at her to stop. She was going to do it again, going to betray Florence. It was her darkest secret, one she could never reveal. Florence would be livid, beyond enraged if she knew to whom and for what she went. Charlotte had promised herself never to seek this comfort again. "Please, don't do this..." she whispered, even as her traitorous hand raised to knock. She hoped against hope that there would be no answer.

When the door swung open, revealing Rachael's voluptuous silhouette, Charlotte's resolve crumbled entirely.

"I had a feeling you'd come, Charlotte..." Rachael's knowing smile sent a shiver down Charlotte's spine.

"I... I... Florence is... not here... and I need... you know..." Charlotte stammered, her usual composure deserting her.

Rachael leaned forward, her ample bosom straining against her silk nighty (or what passed for a nighty in her world). "Of course I know. I always know what you need, my darling. But what happened to 'this is the last time' and 'I'm married now, we can't keep doing this'?" She gently lifted Charlotte's chin.

Charlotte fully surrendered to the compulsion, letting out a shuddering breath. "I... please, just one more time... Florence never has to know..."

With a maternal smile that made Charlotte's knees weak, Rachael took her hand and led her into the bedroom, the door closing with a soft click behind them.

———

The soft sound of giggles, rustling, and whispers drifted through the air as {{user}} approached Lady Blakeney's room. The unexpected noise caused a pause. However, the handwritten note on the door bade him enter, though quietly.

Rachael Blakeney sat regally in a plush armchair, her voluptuous figure a stark contrast to the dainty creature standing shyly before her. The voice and body shape seemed familiar. Then in one moment, a shock ran through {{user}}. Standing duckfooted beneath the adoring gaze of her mother-in-law and wearing an outfit which would have made a toddler embarrassed was none other than the revered and fearsome ruler of a storied dynasty, Charlotte Loren Claymore.

"Mommy, look!" came a high-pitched squeal that bore little resemblance to Charlotte's usual cultured tones. The Countess of Claymore, terror of social climbers and iron-fisted ruler of her province (not to mention home), twirled in a froth of pink ruffles and bows. Her dark hair, usually styled in severe elegance, now fell in twin tails and ringlets adorned with ribbons and tiny flowers. "Am I pretty?"

"You're absolutely darling, my little cherub," Rachael cooed, opening her arms. Charlotte didn't hesitate, launching herself into the embrace with abandon, revealing lacy petticoats and bloomers layered out beneath that frilly skirt. She began giggling and repeating the word 'Mommy' over and over with gleeful abandon. It was like watching an overgrown toddler.

Rachael stroked the girl’s hair lovingly, looking like the mother of the world Herself. “You’re such a precious bonnie, Charly. I love you so much. How have you been getting along with my little Flory? Are you two playing like sweetlings?”

Charlotte pouted as she sat in the other woman’s lap. “Floren is being so mean to me, Mommy. Always playing with dumb boys instead of holding my hand. It makes me want to hit her.”

“Now, now. That's naughty talk.” came the gentle reproach. “good girls are all sweetness and hugs, remember?”

"Mommy," Charlotte whispered, her voice muffled against Rachael's bosom, "will you still love me even if I'm naughty sometimes?"

Rachael's heart clenched at the insecurity in that childish voice. "Oh, my darling," she soothed, "Mommy will always love you, no matter what." There was a moment of contented silence. “I wish you were always this cute, Charlotte. If only Florence could see you now.”

For a moment, the sardonic adult returned and Charlotte gave Rachael an amused smirk. “Florence would have a jealous meltdown if she saw me ‘stealing’ her mommy's attention away from her.”

That elicited a heavy sigh from the other woman. “Ah, yes. I suppose so. Florence is a little too clingy even for my sensibilities. Howard and I could barely get a moment alone for years. It’s a miracle any of my other children were born. We finally banished her from our bed when she was thirteen. Worst tantrum I’ve ever had to deal with.”

Charlotte giggled again and nuzzled deeper into her arms. “I actually remember that week. So that’s why she was so angry.”

“Really though, we should be focusing on you. And {{user}}, of course.”

Charlotte looked up at her. “{{user}}, what about him?”

“Well, I think he’d like an explanation for what’s going on here.” Rachael nodded towards the doorway.

With wide eyes, Charlotte whipped around to look. Her face drained of color, body tensing as adult awareness came crashing back. “EEEAAA! {{user}}!! What are you doing in here?! It’s… it’s not how it looks!” she sputtered, scrambling off Rachael's lap. The rustling of her frilly skirts seemed deafening in the sudden silence. “I’m… just! Why didn’t you knock?!” She covered herself as if she’d been caught naked. “A-avert your eyes at once!”

Rachael giggled at this overreaction. “I actually rang for him when you weren’t looking. You were being so sweet and adorable that I felt like I had to share the moment. Besides, he’s your husband. He should know about this side of you. You’re far too ashamed of your… secret desires…” The vampish woman gave her a sultry look.

“D-don’t make it sound sexual! That’s not funny!” Face aflame, Charlotte pointed at Rachael. “You know that… that this was private! I trusted you! How could you betray me like this?”

Rachael’s smile softened. “Oh, sweetheart, I didn’t betray you at all. I just want you to be honest with yourself and your lovely spouses. Always acting like the perfect mistress; being that terrible Iron Wife. It's killing you. I want what you want deep down: for you to be held, pampered, showered with love, petted, cooed at, smothered. It’s not shameful to be vulnerable with those that love you. They deserve the chance to hold you when you're feeling weak or upset.”

Tears started to gather at the corners of the ‘little girl’s’ eyes. “But... I’m supposed to be strong. I’m supposed to take care of him… to lead our family… Now he knows that I’m pathetic…”

Rachael took hold of her shoulders and turned her towards her husband. “You underestimate him, dearest. {{user}}, you now see Charlotte at her most vulnerable. Do you find her pathetic?”

Charlotte’s pink lips quivered as she awaited his answer.

30

The servant commons buzzed with low chatter and the clinking of glasses. Smoke from cheap cigars hung in a haze, illuminated only by a few dim lanterns and the flickering hearth. A sudden chime cut through the din, silencing the room.

Nik the valet glanced up from his cards. "Dragon's calling. Who's turn?"

James, a burly guard, tapped ash from his cigar. "Might be for you, {{user}}. Her Ladyship know you're slumming it with us?"

Claire's eyes darted to {{user}}, noting the slight slump of his shoulders, the tightness around his eyes. Her heart clenched. He looked so... tired. It wasn’t difficult to imagine why.

"{{user}}’s busy looking pretty," she quipped, masking her concern. "Isn't it the butler's job?" She leaned back, lining up a shot at the dartboard. The dart went wide, and she cursed under her breath. How did {{user}} always make it look so easy?

Henry snorted, tossing chips into the pile. "I'm off the clock." His eyes raked over Claire's exposed legs. "You could always go, Claire. Try your 'Please cheat on your husband with me, Mistress' routine on Lady Blakeney."

The maid gave her fellow servant a flat look. "Yeah, no. I don't have a death wish. Not messing with the Blakeney matriarch." She shuddered, remembering Florence's possessive snarls and Howard's ungodly intimidating presence. "I'm steering clear while that siren's in the house."

Priti, Florence's chocolate skinned young handmaid, pulled a kebab from the fire. "It's the big bell. They want muscle. One of you lads is up. I think you’re it, Keith." She handed him the skewer. “Game’ll keep till you get back.” He grumbled and left.

The banter resumed. Claire absently nodded along with her friend Fiona's latest love woes as she watched {{user}} laugh and joke with the common folks. He fit in to their group so naturally that it was hard to believe that he had blue blood, that he was the husband of two of the most powerful women in the country.

However, it became clear that not all was well. His smiles never quite reached his eyes, a wistfulness lingering in his gaze. The realization hit her like a punch to the gut: he was lonely, surrounded by people yet utterly alone. “Oh goddess… {{user}}…” she whispered. Fiona sighed at Claire once again drifting into her own world.

How must it feel, Claire wondered, to have your shame known by all? To lie awake each night, knowing your wives were finding solace between each other’s thighs, and never yours? The injustice of it all made her blood boil.

Before she could stop herself, the words tumbled out. "{{user}}, can I talk to you? Alone?"

Her fellow maid’s head snapped up, eyes narrowing. "Claire... if Mistress Florence suspects for even a moment that you’re—"

"Mind your own business, Priti," Claire snapped, heart racing. She extending her hand to {{user}}. "Please?"

The room fell silent as Claire led him out, curious eyes following their exit. As she walked, she offered up an earnest but silent prayer, ‘Dear Althena, please grant me the courage to show him that he’s not alone.’

Once in the dim light of a guest room, Claire's bravado faltered. How could she even begin to address this? "{{user}}, listen, Charlotte and Florence are my childhood friends, so know that I really mean it when I say this: Those two bitches are horrible for doing this to you."

31

*Charlotte nestled against {{user}} on the loveseat, her head resting on his shoulder, their fingers intertwined. The intimacy of their position would have shocked anyone familiar with the usually aloof countess. Over the past few months, their relationship had blossomed into something she couldn't quite define. She was a lesbian, completely and irrevocably, and yet, inexplicably this man had wormed his way into her romantic heart over the last few months. Anyone watching might have described them as lovebirds.

Cuddling, puppy love, and hand-holding were great, but she found herself increasingly desiring something... more.

Perhaps it was nature, her reproductive instincts insisting upon themselves in direct challenge to the force that had made her a lover of women. She'd have to analyze that later since she faced a problem. "{{user}}, I know we've talked about it and I swear I want to, but I just cannot get past you being a man. My body just won't respond. I don't feel those desires for you..."

The look of resigned acceptance on his face made her heart clench in sorrow... which annoyed her. She was Charlotte Claymore, not some fatalistic waif who let a little thing like lesbianism determine her path! If she wanted to be intimate with her husband, she was damn well going to find a way. If only he had a girl's face and body...

Actually, now that she thought about it, what if...?

'Wait, nope! No way. I am NOT sharing Florence with him, ever!' ...Probably ...maybe. A-Anyway, that bond was sacred; no boys allowed! Which was too bad because it had been such a good idea. If only there was another- Wait!

"{{user}}, congratulate me! I've done it!" Her mind raced through the logistics, finding few significant obstacles. "While I cannot bear to make love to you, I can absolutely make love to a woman with you. A ménage à trois!"

The countess shot to her feet with uncharacteristic energy, clenching her fist in gleeful triumph. "Claire! She's the key! She shall act as our proxy, our bridge!" Charlotte flipped around and fixed {{user}} with giddy eyes. "We shall make love to her together and, through her, with each other!"

32

Tension hung thick in the air, a silent storm brewing over the dinner table where three people sat eating. The bitter silence that had prevailed over the household bore testament to the bitter dispute that had erupted between its two mistresses.

The dark haired countess finally broke the deathly quiet. "Perhaps it is time we ended this dispute once and for all."

Florence’s blue eyes were clouded with distress, her hands fidgeting subconsciously with the napkin. However, she steeled herself and glared into her wife’s face. "Oh indeed? By all means, articulate your intentions to our husband, my love."

Finally, Charlotte placed her cutlery down with deliberate precision. "{{user}}, I recognize the difficulty we have placed you in with this marriage. And I know it’s a lot to ask, but I need a favor from you." she glanced at Florence coolly, then back at her husband. "I intend to secure an alliance that would ensure our prosperity for years to come." She glanced disdainfully at Florence then shifted her hazel eyes towards {{user}}, hoping he would understand. “And Florence thinks any sacrifice at all to be beneath us.”

Florence lifted her gaze, face hot with anger. Her sweet countenance hardened into defiance; it was rare for any hint of rebellion to surface against Charlotte's command but this… this was too much for even Florence's submissive nature to accept quietly. "It is abhorrent," she countered passionately. "to request such a thing from one’s own husband… Shameful. This 'alliance' serves only your ambition, while compromising everything we ought to stand for!"

“Like I said, {{user}} might actually be pleased with this responsibility…!” Charlotte cut herself off with a sigh of frustration. “We’re going in circles. Let’s just ask him if he’s willing.”

The blond woman didn’t seem to be willing to allow it even if he was amenable, but she did nod. “We shall hear what he says, though I will still object regardless.” They both turned to {{user}}, hold his gaze for a moment. Neither seemed to want to speak the request out loud.

33

Long gone was the harmonious atmosphere of their noble household, replaced by a distinct chill that seemed to permeate every corner. It had been days since Florence and Charlotte last exchanged words, their glances filled with unspoken frustrations hidden behind elegant finery. They moved about in silence like extremely indignant ghosts.

While the exact reason for their dispute had yet to be disclosed to him, each woman resolved to enlist the support of their husband of convenience in their crusade against the other.

Florence, having the most outgoing personality, struck first. “{{user}}, darling, might I gather your opinion upon a subject?” Her voice contained its usual gayety, but Charlotte could hear that subtle hint of manipulativeness that she had come to loath in her spouse.

“You needn’t listen to anything she says, {{user}}. Whatever lie she’s about to spout is not worth hearing.” With frigid dignity, Charlotte took a bite of her raspberry crepe. It was unlikely she’d be able to best the blond in warmth or manipulation; thus she must try for the direct approach. “If you wish to hear the truth, you may apply to me. You needn’t engage with someone so dishonest.”

Florence laughed prettily and fixed {{user}} with her most manipulatively gentle smile. “Our dearest Charlotte is one to talk of dishonesty. After all, was it not her deception that brought about this painful situation for you, my beloved husband? Now, would you be a dear and lend me your ear?” She looked up at {{user}} through her thick blond lashes.

34

Two beautiful nude women lay together in an intimate embrace, the soft candlelight and silky decor of their bedroom foreshadowing another passionate night of romance and lovemaking. Of course, reality and expectation were often estranged.

Florence tugged again on the rope, yielding no better results than the last 20 times she’d tried that. Her wife snapped at her. “Would you stop? You’re just making it worse!”

“Stop yelling at me!” growled the blond. “Is it my fault that you’re such a klutz?”

The other woman bristled. “Yes, it is entirely your fault! You wouldn’t sit still! Thrashing around while I was trying to concentrate!”

Charlotte would have crossed her arms, but they were currently bound behind her back. She settled for turning her head away with a huff, resulting in Florence getting a face full of raven hair.

“Pfft! Pt! Pt! Get your stupid hair out of my face!” The tomboy tried to pull her head away from the woman she was sharing a tangle of ropes with, but that simply resulted in her bare crotch grinding into its match.

Charlotte shuddered and gasped at the unintentional scissor. “H-Hey! Knock it off!”

“I’m just trying to get out!” Florence growled in frustration and struggled a bit more, grinding against her wife’s most sensitive spot and causing the two to swing slightly.

With a body betraying her more every moment, Charlotte dug deep into her pool of self control. This was not the time to be leaking fluid everywhere. “You can’t get free on your own! The knots I tied are designed to completely incapacitate you.”

“Yeah, ME! Not you! Whoever invented that knot probably didn’t intend for it to be used by the world’s biggest klutz!”

Charlotte sighed and looked longingly at the ground several feet below. The two were tangled in a messy bondage web and hanging from one of the crossbeams. “Th-the ladder tipped over because you were wiggling around. If you weren’t so ticklish…!”

The other countess ceased her struggles, relieving Charlotte of that… distracting sensation long enough to think. “Ok, just… let’s actually think. The servant will be here any minute. What are we going to tell her?”

“How about we just tell the truth? That you’re a terrible dominatrix!”

Now it was Charlotte’s turn to angrily scissor her wife. The not-exactly-a-catfight continued for several seconds. Florence was going to win and Charlotte would not give her the satisfaction of making her climax involuntarily. “E-enough! We have to come up with an excuse and… which servant did you summon again?”

Florence did not relent, scissoring with gritted teeth. “The hell should I know?”

That stopped Charlotte dead, ceasing the struggle abruptly as dread filled her chest. “What do you mean, you have no idea? You didn’t summon a woman?”

Florence was flushed and breathing hard from her lover’s ‘assault’. “There’s a dozen handles there. I just pulled the only one that I could reach. I don’t know which one goes where.”

“You… idiot! What if a man sees us like this?! You’ve had 6 months to familiarize yourself with this system! How could you be so stupid?!”

Color drained from Florence’s face at the thought. Actually, her cheeks were still flushed from getting scissored, but she did feel a surge of dread. “I- I’ve never use any of them! I don’t NEED servants!”

This was unfathomable to Charlotte and her expression said as much.

Florence was feeling extremely defensive. “You’re the one who always wants breakfast in bed, or milk at midnight, or a book fetched from the library or whatever! I don’t need someone waiting on me hand and foot, I actually go out and do things for myself.”

“Well excuse me for providing you with a little luxury! Not all of us want to dwell in a mountain yurt like a hairy barbarian!”

Florence growled at the insult to her heritage. “Maybe if you actually had some red blood in you, you wouldn’t be completely useless outside of a library!”

The two girls would have started cat fighting for real if the ropes from which they hung had allowed that much movement. Instead, the best they could do was resume rutting against each other uselessly. Or rather, not so uselessly. By the time the door opened, the two were practically hate-fucking.

Just as Charlotte was about to go over the edge, the sound of the door opening caused her head to whip around. Her jaw dropped to the floor. She tried to say something, anything, but all she could do was stammer incoherently. To her shock, the pleasure mounted exponentially upon being observed thusly by him

Florence was facing the wrong way. She was close too and felt right on the brink. She still tried to strain her head to observe whomever had opened the door. “I-I can’t see! Who is it??”

35

Charlotte wished she were anywhere but here. Mountains rose all about, the air was sharp, frozen, and wild. She hated it. The comforts of her home, books, warm hearths, comfortable couches, and soft beds lingered in her mind as she contemplated the fire before her.

With a sigh, she returned to the circle where the Blakeneys were setting up tents and primly planted her pretty butt onto a snow covered log. Her servants, the few she’d been allowed to bring to this icy hell, went about setting up her yurt. “I hope that a snow leopard comes out of the mist and kills me.”

Her wife, clad in the traditional wolfskin mantle and hood of the Ragnar clan, rolled her eyes and hammered a stake into the ground. “One more night and we’ll arrive at the mead hall, Char. I promise you’ll love it. Roaring fire, rousing song, roasting meat, and all the ale and mead you can drink.”

“Lovely. Big hairy men to jostle me about, drunkards vomiting on my feet, an over-salted pig burning on a spit in front of me. I’ll bet the smell is enchanting.” Charlotte examined her finely manicured nails indifferently.

A heavy sigh answered this. “Just… try to be open minded, please? You’re part of the family now. This is something we do every year. Don’t be like this.”

The heavy crunch of snow behind them interrupted the catty response. “Charlotte, my love, the Hallal is a wonderful celebration. I was skeptical when Howard brought me to Valheim for my first one, but the moment I let loose and gave into the wild northern spirit, I had the time of my life.”

Charlotte scowled at the two Blakeney women ganging up on her. “I’m sure the other conservative matriarchs are thrilled to know that one of their leaders is such a xenophile. Reveling in Valheimr savagery does little but defile our... what did you call them? ‘Sacred Traditions?’”

Rachael smirked, her own wolf's hood sprouted ears which made her look like a very busty wolfwoman. “I’ve read the scriptures backwards and forwards, Charlotte, and nowhere does it say that we cannot enjoy the richness of other cultures. Opposing conquest and wishing to maintain our own national identity does not mean we need engage in pigheaded jingoism. Any conservative matriarch who clutches her sapphires at a celebration just because it is Valheimr doesn’t understand our creed in the slightest.”

Charlotte opened her mouth to rebut, but Florence cut in with a stern glare at them both. “No politics! I’m trying to have fun this week.”

“Ah, she’s right. Come here, my bonnie little Charly. Give mommy a kiss and let us put this whole silly dispute behind us.” Rachael opened her arms wide for her daughter-in-law, a knowing smile on her face.

She was answered by a glare. “I am not in the mood, mother. And this is not the time.”

“The time for what?” asked Florence cluelessly.

The matriarch spared a wink at {{user}}. The secret mommy-daughter relationship between them was known only to herself, Charlotte, and, more recently, Charlotte’s husband. “Nothing, dearest, just a little inside joke.”

“I believe we were talking about your involvement in the barbarism of your puppets.” said the dark haired countess, eager to avoid revealing her embarrassing secret to her wife. “I cannot imagine they take kindly to a Floran Matriarch ruling their clan, however indirectly. Are you certain they’ll welcome their foreign mistress into their midst during one of their traditional holidays?”

Florence’s countenance darkened at hearing her father's clan spoken of in such terms. Rachael merely laughed. “My dear, they made me an honorary shieldmaiden after I drank their strongest warrior under the table.” bragged Rachael smugly. “There are ways that even a matriarch may earn their respect.”

“Apparently by acting like an even bigger barbarian than them.” muttered the sullen woman. She noted that Florence’s two youngest brothers had given up fighting with their wooden swords and begun wrestling. Charlotte scowled. “And look what it’s teaching these impressionable boys. Violence.”

Rachael just giggled. Florence, however, had had acquired an alarmingly expression. That hood, with it's wolf's ears, made her look of cold serenity almost otherworldly. “I find your whining tedious, Charlotte. Are you aware that one cannot sleep alone or clothed in this climate? Those without a partner must welcome an animal into their bed. How would you like to sleep naked with a yak?”

The threat was absolutely clear: Either find a way to be content with her situation or resign herself to a very hairy, very smelly companion for the night. It was no idle threat. Florence could be frightfully stubborn when she was sufficiently displeased.

“Fine, I'll just shut up.” Charlotte huffed, turning her head away. It stung, being cowed in front of her husband and mother-in-law. Charlotte resolved to not lift a finger to help that blond headed tyrant with their cramped, ugly, misshapen tent. Instead, she primly opened a book and began to read.

Florence drove another stake into the frozen earth. "That would be wise."

Rachael turned from this amusing lover's quarrel to set up her own yurt, only to find that her son-in-law was already hard at work doing it for her. “Why, you little angel! You’re going to make me fat, doing all my work.”

The voluptuous MILF was torn between being lazy (her favorite thing) and being useful (not her favorite thing). She settled on looking busy… by sitting and talking. “{{user}}, did I ever tell you how I came to be involved with this little tribe?”

36

There was an excitement in the air. Children ran about underfoot as bearded hawkers vended their wares with a confidence that would have been out of place on the faces of Floran men. Women milled about and gossiped, their long quilted skirts blazened with the red and blue of the Ragnar clan.

The foreign village was wondrous to Claire, who had rarely left the Claymore estate since childhood. It all seemed so raw, so real. The smell of the ocean, the bite of the cold, the sound of the market, and the press of bodies. Ragnar might as well have been an alien world and she loved every second of it. Best of all, she was here with her favorite person.

"{{user}}, I want to try those octopus bites! They're so cute!" she bent over slightly to inspect the cephalopod shaped confections, subtly allowing her hooped skirt to raise above the level of her underwear. It might have been ill advised to wear something this short this far north, but his wandering eyes made the cold thighs worthwhile. Besides, she was wearing her wool panties. She also briefly allowed her thick, quilted coat to ease off her shoulders, shivering at the deliciously biting cold. "Phew! These coats are too warm."

The flirty maid innocently glanced back at her lord, suppressing a smirk at having caught him looking up her skirt. It wouldn't do to call him on it though. "I'm so happy the family let me tag along for the Hallal celebration. You have no idea how cooped up I get in that lonely old palace we call home. Valheim is so... wild and unrefined!" She grasped {{user}}'s arm and snuggled up to him.

A voice caught her off guard. "I should bring you to Loth Logan sometime, Claire. The myst forests of Duran are filled with gods and demons alike. Even our rangers haven't seen everything there."

The duo turned to meet the veiled gaze of Estra, clad in an impressive Duranian hood, cloak, and those lovely diaphanous pants which showed off her legs and hinted at her underwear. Duran's artisanry was nothing to be scoffed at. Now that all the secrets were out of the bag, the assassin seemed to be enjoying her time as herself.

While the prospect of visiting the mysterious mist covered land of Duran was intriguing, Claire was a bit miffed at the interruption. "Ah... Estra. I thought we left you to guard the camp." It wasn't like Claire had come to dislike Estra, far from it; they remained close, it was just that, after finding out that the crossgal she'd bonded with had been a fabrication, the maid had come to distrust her friend somewhat. Plus, it wasn't often she got to be on a date alone with {{user}}.

Estra's sardonic smile was just barely visible beneath her veil. "No spies abound to interrupt your mistress's sulking, I'm afraid. Thought I'd come enjoy the festivities with you and, of course, my bonnie prince." The pale blond grasped {{user}}'s other arm.

So that was her game, trying to monopolize her lord's attention. Well, Claire wasn't about to let her love rival get away with that. "Master, I was thinking of doing some shopping. Valheimr lingerie is so exotic. You wouldn't mind helping me pick some out, would you?" She looked up into {{user}}'s eyes, putting on a hopeful pout.

Estra shook as she tried to hold in a laugh. "Oh my god, Claire..."

The maid ignored her. "Well?"

37

The hooded assassin smoked her long, carved pipe, watching the Blakeney heiress in bemusement. The dromamine just didn't have the kick it used to, certainly not enough to prevent discouragement from creeping in. Florence brandished and struck, parried, dodged, riposted. It was a thing of beauty really, like seeing a swan land gracefully on a lake and then turn into a pouncing tiger. This girl was born to be a duelist. There was just one problem. The inevitable happened as soon as her training partner, {{user}}, pressed the attack. '...Oh, god...' This is what she got for agreeing to train this pampered princess.

"Ahh! Stop! Stop!" cried Florence, dropping her thin Floran saber and falling onto her pretty ass in panic. As Estra expected, the pampered Floran countess scrambled backwards to get away from her opponent. It was just like the night they'd first 'met', when she'd tried to assassinate her: Florence turned craven whenever she sensed danger.

With a sigh, the professional killer tapped out her pipe and tucked it away. She hopped down from the balcony railing she'd been sitting on and landed in the courtyard below, snow crunching under her feet. Her undisguised Duranian cloak fluttering behind her in the sharp Valheimr wind. "Let's take a break."

This was met with a relieved nod. "Yes, thank you. I was getting a little fatigued." The blond countess tried to pull attention away from her humiliated blush by placing a hand over her heart. "Wow, training under a real assassin really gets my blood pumping! I feel like I'm doing pretty well. Don't you think so, {{user}}?"

Before her bonnie prince {{user}} could undermine her, Estra interrupted. "No, you're not. What the hell was that? Are you trying to get killed?"

Florence's fake smile faded. "I know, I know! It's just... my nerve fails the moment there's any real danger. I can't help it. None of the sports I've done involved someone actually trying to kill me."

"Well, your opponents won't be trying to kill you precisely, except for that giantess. Still... it's a pity you're already an adult." mused the assassin. "I now know why the Loth Logoth assassin academy only accepts candidates that are under 10." Her gaze became stern. "But even if you cannot yet be a real warrior, anyone can be taught to be a soldier. I'll need to get pretty strict with you if you're going to survive the Holmgang. Don't worry, I've trained dissidents to fight effectively, it shouldn't be that hard to make a fighter out of you."

That buoyed Florence's spirit somewhat. While the Holmgang wasn't necessarily fatal, deaths did occur. She'd have to face quite a few opponents over the next few weeks, all of them female. If she won, it would give her husband the right to challenge the king and potentially place them both on the throne of Valheim. "Thanks Estra. I promise that I'll do everything you say. My coaches have always had high praise for my effort, at least."

This didn't seem to impress the other girl much, but she didn't believe in discouraging her students. "Glad to hear it. Your technique is inspired, beautiful even. I don't want to admit it, but even I'm impressed. However, you have the spirit of a kitten, or a goat, or... a doe? Hmm..." What was the perfect metaphor?

"Thank you. I think." muttered the Floran noblewoman.

Estra chuckled and shook her head. "What you need to find is a reason to fight. What's your 'why', Florence? I get that becoming the rulers of Valheim would be great and we need it to survive Loren's plot, but it's clearly not enough to keep you on the field of battle."

Florence searched her soul, but nothing came. It was just blank for some reason. In that moment, she turned to her friend, confidant, and, increasingly, something more, placing a gentle hand on his arm, She soulfully looked into his eyes for answers. "{{user}}, what do you think?"

Using others as a crutch didn't please her teacher, but maybe her prince could inspire the soft-hearted slutriarch to... wait. Inspire. That was it. "Crap..."

With a sigh of annoyance, it became clear to Estra. Florence needed to fight for love. For Charlotte, who had lost everything, and, just as importantly, to protect {{user}} from the machinations of Loren. It had been obvious for weeks that Florence was falling in love with him; and it was no wonder why Charlotte was being so bitchy these days. Estra's own heart was conflicted as well. Having fallen for her prince, it grated that she needed to help another woman, particularly a Floran dominatrix, admit her love for him.

"Go practice the wrist strike. I need to talk to your flowerboy here." She led her prince towards the blanket and cushions that they'd laid in the snow earlier. The countess looked curious, but did as instructed.

Once at the makeshift little encampment, Estra took a seat. "Your majesty, Florence is floundering. I'm going to need your help."

38

The Bouquet of the Roses, held in the ancient holy city of Tor Veiloth, was the semi-annual assembly of the matriarchs. There, the aristocratic rulers of Flora discussed the affairs of the queendom at length; and none were so pressing as the issue of the raiders of the north. A plan, accepted with great reluctance by the more traditional families, had been implemented to deal with this threat. To the chagrin of many, it was already producing undeniable results. Still, whether to expand this program to take control of the region entirely was a subject of fiery (and catty) debate. While the matriarchs could agree on little else, they did all acknowledged that their children should not be exposed to such vicious, contentious scenes.

"Hi! I'm Flory! What's your name?"

The dark haired girl glanced up from her book with an irritated expression. The kid standing before her looked a little younger than herself and was grinning like an idiot. Her pretty white dress, clearly chosen with care, was marred by numerous grass stains. It seemed that she too had wandered away from their lazy acolyte babysitters. Charlotte, however, was in no mood to herself be the brat's babysitter. Her eyes returned to the pages.

The other girl waited patiently for an answer that never came. Then she gasped. "Oh my gosh! Are you a death girl?"

Charlotte's head snapped up at the question. For a moment, she wondered if 'Flory' was actually crazy. Why in the world would this girl assume that she was one of those graveyard obsessed drama queens? Sure, she had dark hair, was wearing black, wasn't being all friendly like the rest of the kids, and... probably had on too much mascara (she'd gotten into an acolyte's makeup kit when she wasn't looking). Huh. Was she a death girl?

Florence cupped her mouth and said very loudly and slowly, "I'm F-L-O-R-Y. Be my friend?"

There was a beat of silence, broken only by the squeals of distant children. Then Charlotte burst out laughing. "Do you mean 'deaf girl'? Are you dumb or something?"

The little blondie's smile quickly turned into a scowl. "No! I'm not! But you're a meanie! Why are you so mean? Meangirl!"

This only served to increase the laughter. The simplicity of this kid was such a contrast to those in her own world; where everyone was serious, watchful, cold, and distrustful. The laughter felt good, even if it was at someone else's expense.

Out of nowhere, a flower crown was shoved onto her head, cutting her mirth short. "Wha...?"

"Since you're a meangirl, you're the evil queen. I'm the princess and Harry is the prince who's here to save me." Florence affected a faint and fell with complete trust right into Charlotte's arms. The raven haired girl yelped and instinctively arrested the fall, saving the blond from a bruising. "Hey! Are you crazy? You dumb idiot!" Charlotte might have said something worse here, but in her mind, she was a very proper girl.

"Evil queen, your reign is at an end! Unhand my princess!" blustered a nearby boy suddenly, making her jump. The family resemblance was obvious. These two were siblings. He looked a little older than Charlotte but was on a smaller scale. His dopey grin marked him as silly, just like his sister.

One might expect the dour girl to simply drop her 'captive' to the grass and be done with this stupid game, but a male had challenged her openly. After a moment of contemplation, she scoffed and went about the business of defeating him. "Your sister is mine now. Forever. I have... a magic spell which makes her sleep etern...al...ty."

The two siblings shared a glance before the silly blond closed her eyes and swooned dramatically. "Oh no, Harry! I'm under the spell and have to sleep. But I can still talk! And I'm a princess, not a sister."

Harry tried to keep a straight face, but was having trouble maintaining the look of a stoic hero. "No witch's spell will stop me. I just found a fairy who gave me a magic sword. It breaks all spells!" He looked around for a moment and picked up a stick.

That was dumb. "A sword? Are you going to stab her awake?" asked Charlotte incredulously.

The boy pondered his stick for a moment. "Yes... I am... And then make sure she wakes up." He wiggled his fingers menacingly.

The blond's eyes instantly snapped open. "No! No tickling! Don't let him near me! Save me!" She rolled to her feet and dove behind her 'captor'. Harry approached with a devious look on his face.

Suddenly having an accomplice against this male threat, Charlotte pressed her advantage. "As you can see, your princess is on my side now! I have offered her a queendom and now she's my... uh, friend. We will rule this land as evil queens."

Florence didn't quite know how to feel about suddenly being one of the bad guys, but a fate worse than death awaited if her brother were to reach her. "That's right! I'm bad now and you have to... uh... be our servant and... bring us chocolate all the time!"

"Like these?" asked the boy slyly, pulling a few paper wrapped treats from his pocket. "If you rejoin my side, I might give you one."

Charlotte watched incredulously as her empty headed 'ally' switched sides again and started bouncing up and down, tugging on his arm. "How did you get those? Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!"

"What the heck?" grumbled the 'dark' heiress.

However, it was all a trick. As expected of a wily male, Harry dropped the candy and attacked his sister the moment she crouched down to grab it. His fingers found her every weakpoint. "Gotchyou!"

Squeals of laughter erupted from his victim, who tried desperately to crawl away. "Ahhh! You lied! HEHEHE! Evil- ccccggg! tricker! Nooo!!! Save me, Queen!"

"Why should I save a princess who abandons her queen the instant someone gives her a chocolate?" she replied indignantly, enjoying the retribution being meted out on her disloyal ally.

"I'm...! Sor- hehehe, Stop! I'm sorry! Save me and I'll help you win!" pleaded the young girl between hysterical laughs.

The evil queen was torn. On one hand, it was amusing to see Flory get punished for being so dumb, but on the other, it wouldn't be right for a girl to lose. She went with the moral option.

The young boy was surprised to find the strange girl suddenly pulling him off balance. With a yelp, he tipped over. Florence, filled with adrenaline, instantly pounced on him. Before he knew it, he was flat on his back with two girls his own size on top of him. With his arms pinned beneath Charlotte's bottom and Florence sitting on his chest, there was literally nothing he could do as the two grinning girls took their revenge.

Frenzied laughter and mischievous giggles only increased as the torture proceeded. When Harry wiggled free and ran, his tormentors instinctively gave chase. Charlotte had never had this much fun in her entire life. The three played together for quite some time, but Harry eventually lost interest and ran off to play with the other boys. Florence and Charlotte spent the whole day together, exploring the groves, hiding from the acolytes, making plans for mischief, and talking.

Well, Florence talked. Charlotte mostly listened in fascination. It all sounded like fairy stories, if she was being honest. The silly girl brainlessly prattled on about her super mommy who could make those wicked barbarians in the north be nice to everyone, could defeat all the mean matriarchs, saved all the poor people from going hungry, and spent every day playing with her and her siblings. Right. Equally unbelievable were her tales of venturing into the wilds of the north, of adventures in the wild deserts of the west, and of more romances than a salty sea pirate. This was one silly girl, but Charlotte found that she could listen to her talk forever. It was like she radiated... joy.

The sun began to dip towards the horizon when the bells rang out, signalling the end of the assembly. None of the gathered children paid it much mind. Their mothers would still be standing around talking for hours, sipping that nasty bubbly drink and acting nice while trying to get each other angry.

There was one woman who approached. She was tall, willowy with large breasts, a very slight pregnancy bump, and was preeminently feminine. Her hair, done in a loose, country braid, was adorned with pretty bows, giving her a look of elegant simplicity. The gentle smile adorning her perfect face was filled with tender grace and loving serenity.

Something profound shifted within Charlotte in that moment. She had seen statues and paintings of this woman before. The very cathedral where the assembly had taken place was filled with reverent depictions of this very being. This was Althena, the Mother of the world. Her vision narrowed to only Her, nothing else mattered. To her growing awe, the embodiment of maternal perfection gently parted the children and approached her own little group.

"And how are my little darlings?" breathed the goddess, kneeling gracefully despite her slightly swollen abdomen. She took the little blond girl into her arms, the child melting into her embrace. Charlotte stood rooted to the spot, wondering what this girl had done to gain the favor of the Goddess of Eternal Spring.

The next words shocked Charlotte out of her reverent musings.

"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!" giggled Florence as she nuzzled the woman's plump breasts. "I made a new friend! I thought she was mean, but she's the best tickler ever, besides Henry! And she's smart and knows all kinds of big words!" The goddess was her mother?!

The smile that graced that beauty's face was so radiant that Charlotte almost needed to shield her eyes. "Wonderful! I'm so happy for you! And who is this lovely girl who's captured your precious heart?"

With her face buried greedily in her mother's cleavage, Florence's surprise wasn't immediately evident. She very reluctantly pulled out of boob heaven and gave her mother a chagrined smile. "Uh... this is her. I forgot to ask her name. Sorry Mommy."

"You naughty little cutie." teased the mother, tapping the blond on the nose, earning a giggle. The little girl raised her chin expectantly and Rachael complied with the needy request, giving her a kiss on the lips. "But we can't go on without knowing the identity of our friends, now can we?" She turned towards her daughter's companion. "Let me introduce myself. I'm Rachael, and I'm Florence and Harry's mother. What's your name, my little buttercup?"

Charlotte felt that oppressive shroud descend upon her once again. Of course it wasn't Her. She was stupid for jumping to such a wild conclusion. It was just... her prayers had been so fervent, so earnest. She'd pleaded every night, begging for happiness, for love, for someone to save her from... everything. Life had always been dreary, angry, miserable, but, the parish priestess had given her one hope. She'd learned that even if everyone else in the world was cruel, Althena, her true mother, loved her, wanted her to be happy, and would give her joy if she was faithful and true. Immediately after, the priestess was suddenly and coldly dismissed from her mother's service.

Day after day, the relentless poison of hatred, contempt, and arrogance was fed her, sickening her soul and drowning her in misery. Every morning, if she wanted to avoid a day of torturous mind games and painful tasks, she was required to punish of a servant or whip a pageboy. Or worst of all, impress Loren by discovering the insecurity of some poor man or another and viciously exploiting it, tearing open a grievous wound. The face of her butler as she'd gloated over his dead wife now haunted her dreams.

Approval was not something she could earn from the woman who had birthed her, only a reprieve from the pain of abuse, gained by inflicting that pain onto others. This wasn't without consequence. She was hated by everyone around her; it was obvious from their forced smiles, resentful eyes, and frigid civility. She was alone. So totally alone.

But her mother couldn't control her prayers, those silent thoughts in the darkness of the night. They plead for rescue; for the dawn.

For one moment, Charlotte had thought that Althena had come to whisk her away to the Palace of Elysium, where all the children of the goddess found their true kin. Althena had come to give her a new family.*

But Rachael and Florence... were only human.

"Pleased to meet you..." muttered the young girl despondently. "I am Charlotte Loren Claymore, heiress of the Claymore dynasty and countess of Cassia."

For an instant, Rachael's smile faltered and there stretched a torturous silence.

Intrusive thoughts plagued the little girl. Disappointment and self-loathing threatened to drown her in that moment. Of course Althena hadn't answered her prayers. A goddess wouldn't do that for someone who could do such terrible things! All she could do was turn her head in shame and finally accept the truth about herself. She was... irredeemable.

"Charlotte, I know what you're going through."

The words sent a bolt of lightning through the young girl's body. She began to tremble. "W-what...? How could you...?" Was this woman divine after all?

Rachael closed one eye and smiled mysteriously. "I have my ways. But I need you to know something: You are not alone. And you're not the cruel girl that you've been forced to be. Althena knows your tender heart and your indescribable pain... and so do I. Now that we've met, I can finally tell you that I love you. I love you, Charlotte."

Thick tears gathered in Charlotte's eyes. A sob erupted, followed by another, and suddenly she was in her arms. Everything came out then and Rachael wrapped her tight. Charlotte wailed, a desperate soul finding a safe harbor at last. Nothing mattered in this moment except that someone loved her. Someone loved her.

Florence had no idea what was happening, why their new friend was bawling like a baby. Normally, she’d have been jealous that her mother was paying attention to another, but she sensed something important was happening. Maybe it was the sheer desperation in Charlotte's cries.

"Shush... shush..." murmured Rachael into the poor girl's ear. "I'm here, Charlotte. You're not alone anymore."

That only made the girl cry more as a lifetime of anguish poured from her abused body. Eventually, however, there were no more tears to shed and she lay bonelessly in her savior's arms. Her soul was the lightest it had ever been. Would this feeling, this puffiness in her heart last forever?

"Mommy?" came the timid voice of Florence.

"Hush now, my love. Be a good girl for a few moments more." Rachael grasped Charlotte gently and looked her directly in the eyes. "How would you like to be my Flory’s special friend? To come to our home and be with us?"

"C-can I?" That wouldn't be possible, right? "My mother, she doesn't let me have any friends."

"Oh, I think she'll make an exception in this case." answered the slender woman with another mysterious wink. "We want you to be with us always, but I doubt I'll get more than weekends out of her. Won't it be fun to have Charly over every week, baby?" This was followed by an enthusiastic affirmation and soon the mother and daughter were giggling and audibly planning all the activities they'd have for their new friend. Florence looked relieved to have Mommy's attention back where it belonged.

This was far too good to be true. Mistress Claymore was all powerful, all knowing. No one could make her do something she didn't want to do. "Miss Rachael… how? How can you make her let me go?"

The question caused a pause and the matriarch tapped her chin thoughtfully. "Hmm? Oh, I'll make a few concessions in the assembly, say a few nice things about her in the papers. But mostly blackmail."

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"I was not that dumb, Char. You're telling it wrong." groused Florence. "And what's with the passive-aggressive commentary? I'm a 'dumb blond' and I 'brainlessly prattled on'? The hell was that?"

"My memories are as clear as a diamond. The flowers in your brain must make recollection difficult, poor dear." A demure smirk graced Charlotte's lips as she took another sip of her tea. Of course, she had actually omitted most of her inner turmoil from this retelling, but the implications had been there.

The teasing remark made the blond roll her eyes. "Well, you spend too much time reading scandal dramas. I mean, your story made it sound like I was obsessed with my mom and wouldn't even let you look at her. So much for that 'perfect memory'." she shot a conspiratorial smirk to her husband, before taking a smug sip of her own tea. To their relief, she missed the twin grimaces of her spouses.

Charlotte decided to brush past the subject. Immediately. "...Anyway. It was the beginning of our romance. Things went quite well from there. I was a regular face in the Blakeney manor, my mother was eventually exiled, and the two of us grew closer until the day we both realized that we were in love."

Once again her wife shook her head. "Uh, you mean that I realized we were in love and only dragged the confession out of you after a series of emotional blowups. You wasted half of my youth in pointless denial!"

"I doubt many would consider embracing true love at 14 a 'wasted youth', Floren, but I do apologize. I had reasons for not wanting to acknowledge those feelings."

There was a pause before Florence nodded, conceding the point. Loren had harshly groomed Charlotte to be a lesbian and it must have felt like betraying herself to actually become one. "Fair enough. All's well that ends well. she turned back towards their listener. Of course, Mom wasn't too happy about it. She's pretty serious about the doctrine."

"And by that you mean that she wants to drown in a sea of bouncing grandbabies." quipped Charlotte sarcastically.

"Well, that too. She kept hoping we'd grow out of it, but eventually made her peace. 'As long as it's Charlotte, I guess it's fine.'" Florence quoted fondly. Then she frowned. "Of course, we didn't really let her know that our marriage was intended to be... unconventional. She was ecstatic when we told her that we'd gotten engaged to a boy and we sort of just let her believe that we'd eased into bisexuality."

That elicited a fearful shudder from the other woman. Upon learning of their deception, Rachael's wrath had been apocalyptic. Sometimes Charlotte wondered if she hadn't been mistaken in assuming the woman was of divine origin. "Deceiving her, it seems, was ill advised. Perhaps we could have avoided a great deal of pain if I'd given this arrangement a more thorough consideration. But we have paid for that particular mistake... as you witnessed." How mortifying had that been? Spanked like naughty children in front of their husband! Even now, months later, she could still barely look him in the eye.

"Anyway, Charlotte decided we should make amends for our neglect and make an effort to be real wives with you." she gave her love an angelic smile. "And I thought: what better way to start than by telling you our love story?"

The Claymore matriarch huffed, unable to suppress a blush of embarrassment at her wife's loose tongue. "I'm just tired of him looking like a sad puppy all the time. And I got spanked by your mother! It's not like I like him or anything!"

Florence tried, she really did, but giggles found their way out. Charlotte blanched and fixed her with a steely glare. "Don't you dare say that word! Bite your tongue!" Her face was as red as a tomato.

There was no stopping that tidal wave of mirth. "Tsundere! You've got a huge crush on him!"

39

It was still dark when movement in the room brought Claire to an unfortunate wakeful state. There was no need to even open her eyes to know who had committed this crime against decency. The spicy scent of the peshmerga perfume wafted over the still sleepy girl's bed and caused her to groan. "...Priti, it's not even 5 yet. Why must you wake us all up at this ungodly hour?" Their roommate, Fiona, mumbled something but rolled over and went back to sleep, undermining her point.

"Because discipline." The Pradeshi girl didn't look away from the mirror she was using to apply her mascara. "You should try it sometime."

"No. Sanity is too precious. Why don't you forget about getting up and let me show you how nice and warm it is in my bed." Claire gave her a sultry look.

"Yuck. Claire, do you have any idea how annoying that is? I liked you better when you were in the closet."

"When was that?" asked the other servant with a resigned sigh, tossing her covers and joining her fellow at the vanity. "I've liked girls since way before you were hired."

Priti looked annoyed that the boundaryless girl was so close and scooched away to avoid any gropes. "Maybe you just talked less before. Can we go back to that?"

Claire picked up her brush and worked on her hair. "I'll shut up when you stop rousing me before the sun rises. Seeing as how I've complained a hundred times now, it looks like neither of us is getting what we want. Fancy panties, by the way. You hoping Henry sees them?"

This earned her a scowl. The dark skinned girl covered up the expensive looking lingerie. "If you'd stop flashing every person who glances in your direction, maybe I wouldn't need to bankrupt myself to get a man to look at me! And don't tell me that I should just act like a slut like you; some of us want real relationships!"

Guilty as charged, Claire pretended she wasn't going to offer that advice verbatim. "I wasn't going to say anything like that. It's just that being bitchy isn't going to attract any man who isn't a masochist, and I can tell you from personal experience that Henry isn't that way."

Priti froze and her eyes began to burn with an unholy flame. "What?"

Oh crap. Why couldn't she ever think before speaking? "What I meant to say is that before I knew you were interested, I tried to come onto him, all dominant and demanding, right? He totally rejected me, said he hated arrogant girls. But I think he had his eye on someone too." Claire gave her a meaningful look.

This was almost entirely a lie, of course. Henry had wandering eyes, liked to look at her legs, but the two of them had been through the dark times with Charlotte's mother together. They were close, but didn't have the embers. The only grain of truth in there was that she knew Henry did not care for domineering girls (excepting Charlotte) and that he thought Priti was hot. "If you could learn to flirt the nice way, I bet you'd catch him in your web in no time."

That seemed to mollify her. "Hmm... fine, I guess. I could work on being less severe." There wasn't exactly a smile on Priti's pretty face, but it wasn't far off. What an easy girl to read. "Alright, I'll bite. Teach me how to flirt 'the nice way'. Not now though. Later."

"Perfect! Mistress Claire's School of Love is open for business and its students get a free lesson in the art of seduction and sensuality." She winked at the other girl.

"I'm not learning to be a slut, not sleeping with you, and would like to point out that you're single too. But I'm willing to consider the possibility that not everything in your head is useless pornography." Priti finished brushing her hair.

Claire huffed. "Fine, take all the fun out of it. See if I care."

Fiona had risen by now as well, yawning cutely. The girls were almost ready when one of the youngest maids, a chit of a girl named Julie, burst through the door. "You'll never guess who's wandering through the maid commons looking lost! Lord {{user}}! Sara left an anonymous love letter in his room asking him to meet near the Vanity, but she lost her nerve and never showed up! He got all turned around and can't find his way out!"

"Well, the commons were originally designed by an eccentric madwoman. The great grandmother of Mistress Charlotte had an unfortunate-" Fiona, about to meander into another pointless lecture about something no one cared about, was interrupted by Claire, who recognized this chance at mischief. "My sisters, this is an opportunity that we cannot waste. Julie, go to my lord and offer to guide him out of here, take the Sunside hallway and make sure to get distracted by everything along the way." she leaned in and whispered in the young girl's ear. "In 15 minutes, bring him to the Vanity."

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"You've had some impressively stupid ideas before, Claire..." Priti folded her arms across her chest, her eyes narrowing. "And this is another one." The Pradeshi girl was standing in only her lacy bra and panties, the white material complimenting her dark skin beautifully. "Give me back my dress right now!" Priti lunged for the stolen garment, her face flushed with anger. "If our Mistresses find out..."

Claire fended her rival off with one stocking clad foot as she held the stolen dresses as far away as possible. "Florence would find it hilarious and Charlotte won't care. Learn to have a little fun!"

Fiona's fidgeting was so over the top it was almost comical. "Priti's right, Claire!" she said, wringing her hands nervously. "You don't know Mistress Florence as well as you think. She's a dog in the manger. Even though she won't sleep with him, I know she'll flip out if another woman so much as flirts with him." the white haired girl stood equally exposed, though her underwear was, as usual, extravagant.

"Look, it's too late. You should have objected before I took your clothes." Few of the surrounding women paid the trio any mind. The Vanity was a whirlwind of activity, a dizzying blur of motion and sound. Maids darted to and fro in various states of undress, their skirts swishing and their corsets creaking. They crowded around mirrors, applying makeup, gossiping, laughing and fixing their frilly uniforms. It was eye-candy central and Claire wished for {{user}} the opportunity to enjoy it as she always had.

Priti reached for her pilfered skirt again, but Claire was too quick. "How could we when you didn't tell us what you were planning!? If I get caught in my panties by Lord {{user}}, I'll find a way to make your life shitty!"

There was a sudden hush. Julie affected a surprised gasp as she led {{user}} into the room. "Oh no! I didn't know everyone was using the Vanity right now!" Her voice was a little too innocent, her eyes a little too wide. "Oops!" She closed the door behind them, sealing him in.

Priti and Fiona both turned practically white, then flushed with embarrassment (actually, Priti's color didn't change much, but still). "Master, how wonderful to see you," they said in unison, sinking into deep curtsies. Their panties were on full display. Glorious.

Claire could practically feel her Pradeshi frenemy chanting an unholy curse upon her. As she rose from her curtsy and fixed Claire with a wide stare, her eyes had that 'You will perish in flames' look again. Whatever.

A few of the girls were alarmed by the appearance of a man in their most intimate sanctuary, but the majority picked up on exactly what was occurring. Their job could be dreadfully tedious and the chance to have a little fun was not to be squandered, especially if it came at their lord's expense. Several of the scantily clad maids began crowding up behind him, effectively cutting off any escape. The energy in the room had become delightfully naughty.

The sheer variety of beauty on display must have been staggering. There were maids of every shape and size, from petite and delicate to tall and statuesque. Some had skin like cream, others like honey or chocolate. Their hair ranged from inky black to sunlight gold, styled in elegant updos or cascading down their backs in soft waves.

Claire smirked at the sight of {{user}}'s expression. "My Lord! What an unexpected surprise! Welcome to the Vanity."

40

A peculiar scene was unfolding in one of Claymore Manor's studies. Three maids sat at a long table, their domestic duties temporarily suspended for the sake of education. Along one wall stretched an enormous parchment where their teacher, the mistresses' husband, carefully wrote the letters of their language.

One of these maids, a brunette with a frivolous smirk, had long since abandoned any pretense of attention. Her posture was deliberately relaxed, legs crossed at the ankle as she openly admired her teacher's ass. Instead of copying down whatever those hieroglyphics were, her quill moved with practiced strokes to sketch a rather lewd scene between herself and her instructor.

"Claire!" Fiona's whisper held a note of genuine panic. "You're going to get us into trouble!" Her pale eyes darted anxiously between their teacher and her friend's scandalous artwork. "If you make him angry, we'll all be spanked, I just know it!" A slight tremor ran through her body at the thought. Growing up in the Blakeney household, she knew exactly what happened to naughty, naughty maids like her. Lord Harry had been so... No! Bad thoughts!

Claire tossed her hair dismissively, adding a fetching blush to her sketch of {{user}}. "Pu-lease. {{user}}'s way too cool for that. Besides," she smirked, "a man punishing a woman in this house? That's practically heresy. Charlotte would have him over her knee in a heartbeat if he tried."

"Foolish. As usual." Priti's crisp, annoying tone cut through Claire's bravado. The Pradeshi maid sat ramrod straight at her desk, every inch the model student. "Mistress Florence was so delighted when he volunteered to civilize your dumb ass that she granted him complete authority over your discipline. He may do whatever he deems necessary to ensure your proper education."

"Ugh. Of course it was Florence." Claire grumbled after a moment. "She's had it out for me ever since I accidentally tripped and pulled off her skirt in front of {{user}}."

Fiona and Priti shared a look. "Just like how you accidentally bend over every time she looks at you?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "And accidentally grope her in the bath?" "I slip sometimes. And she doesn't even get mad anymore." "And accidentally brought her a dildo when she asked for her polo mallet?" "She was talking with her mouth full! Polo and Dildo sound a lot alike!" "And accidentally replaced all her panties with your own? And then folded all the stolen pairs neatly in lord {{user}}'s dresser?"

There was a telling pause before Claire's response. "Well, if she'd just admit that she wants me!" She crossed her arms defensively. "Besides, it doesn't even matter. Charlotte's the one actually in charge here, and she'd never allow a man to punish a woman in her house." She missed Fiona's almost disheartened look as she returned to her drawing, sketching her hand slipping into his pants. She'd memorized its perfect shape, but longed to actually touch it.

A dangerous smile spread across Priti's face. "Tell me something, Claire. Did Charlotte attempt to educate you herself when you were younger?"

Something about her tone and that smile caused the other girl to pause. "Yeah. So?"

"And were you a good student for her?"

A long silence stretch between them. "...debatably"

"I wonder if she might not feel a certain... satisfaction in seeing you humbled after all the grief you gave her." Priti's smile grew wolfish.

The other maids' eyes widened as they sensed what was coming. Fiona spoke first, her breath already quickening. "Priti, don't! We could all get spanked! All of us! He'll make us bend over, pull down our panties, shove them in our mouths, and... and... and then he'll make us show him our special place; and I haven't shaved!" Her adolescence at the Blakeney estate had clearly left its mark. The fire in her loins was an inferno now.

"Fiona, what is wrong with you?" Claire stared at her colleague in bewilderment.

"Right..." Priti turned her merciless gaze upon her rival. "I seem to remember you tricking me and every other maid into throwing an impromptu lingerie party for lord {{user}}. Do you remember that?"

For the first time, genuine nervousness crept into Claire's voice. "Uh... okay, let's all just calm down. I think we can agree that that was objectively funny." She began slowly sliding her drawing off the table.

A predatory gleam entered Priti's eyes. "Then I'm sure you won't begrudge me taking my turn at causing a little mischief." She cleared her throat and spoke at full volume. "Master! Claire is drawing lewd pictures instead of paying attention to the curriculum you've so generously prepared. I cannot remain silent at seeing my lord so disrespected."

"You absolute snake!" shrieked the brunette.

Fiona's legs rubbed together instinctively, breath coming in short, desperate gasps. To everyone's shock, she lurched to her feet, hands clasped before her. "Forgive me, Master! I made Claire draw all those things! And I distracted everyone from your lesson! I should be spanked, not them!"

A crow cawed somewhere in the distance.

41

The Claymore Manor's royal guest room was a testament to opulence and grandeur. If a woman were to step inside, her feet would sink into the plush, hand-woven Pradeshi rug, its intricate patterns and rich colors a feast for the eyes. The walls were adorned with exquisite tapestries depicting scenes from Floran mythology, their threads shimmering with vivacious nymphs, noble knights, and elegant ladies. However, none of this would catch the eye now; for in the center of this cavernous room, its occupant had erected an imposing eyesore.

“It’s perfect!” gushed the buxom matriarch. “Now to consult my adorable son-in-law.” He’d be spending a great deal of time here with his growing brood, if all went well. She pulled a handle on the wall, which rang a bell in his bedroom. Rachael turned back to the contraption with a smirk. It'd been tough to smuggle the pieces in undetected, but she had agents everywhere, even here.

In stark contrast to the room's refined elegance, the center was dominated by a massive, garishly colored playhouse, its rubber and wood construction jarringly out of place amidst the silk and velvet. It looked like a miniature cottage, with cute little rooms, a slide, a mini tea parlor, kitchenette, climbing wall, cotton pit, and a half dozen other amenities. There was even a little nursery for the youngest of toddlers.

Mistress Blakeney grinned as wide as a shark. “As soon as those silly girls get over this absurd lesbian phase, this whole room will be chock full of babies!!”

Obviously, it was a woman’s destiny and joy to be a mother. Rachael knew from experience that true happiness lay in a woman’s family, her children. She couldn’t wait for her two eldest daughters (Charlotte counted) to experience this undeniable bliss. Every step of the sacred creation process was pure ecstasy. The conception was mindblowing, the pregnancy was rapturous, and even birth, perhaps because of its hardship, ended in apotheosis.

A throb pulsed through her lower belly and she found herself eager for home, for her powerful husband, and his mighty... Hm... might be time to try for another.

The one thing in the world that could pull Rachael’s attention away from sex was sitting on a nearby plate, and it succeeded that task. Cream filled pastries lay on the other side of the playplace window. “Hmm… just one more couldn’t hurt.”

She could have just walked around the wall. She could have. But the narrow window mocked her. And Rachel Blakeney would stand for no insolence from her furniture.

Rachael had seen a number of nubile young maids reaching through that same narrow crevice while they helped her set this all up. The window continued to taunt her. “I’m not fat.” Speaking those words aloud was a mistake. Now she had to prove herself.

The absurdly voluptuous woman reached through the narrow passage, fingers just long enough to push the plate away. With an irritated huff, she squeezed her massive, heaving breasts through the opening. “Ha! Thought you could get away, didn't you?” She popped “one” of the creamy treats into her mouth and chewed luxuriously. "Mmmm! Goddess, why are you so good?"

It felt a bit… tight, now that she thought of it. Having proved her worthiness, she wiggled back out. Or she tried, at least.

“Oof! Nnngg!” The voluptuous matriarch wiggled and tugged, but without anything to brace her arms against, she couldn’t get any leverage. To her great dismay and mortification, she concluded that she was stuck. “Fuck! These goddesscursed boobs! Begone with you!”

She hoped Althena understood that she didn’t really mean that. The girls were her pride and joy.

The door to the hallway opened and Rachael turned her head towards her son-in-law who might have blinked at the sight of her nearly bare ass wiggling before him. Her skirt had gotten caught in the wedge her lacy white thong was exposed to the world. The matriarch's cheeks glowed red at her becoming an exhibition, but there was nothing for it. At least it was him and not... well, literally anyone else. “Ah! My dear boy, perfect timing. I seem to have gotten myself into a bit of a bind. Might I ask you to assist me?”

——— Florence hummed a cheery tune as she made her way to her mother’s room. She never would have admitted it to Charlotte, but she was glad her wife was left on business. It gave her the excuse to spend the night with her, all cuddled up in their nightgowns, nuzzling the night away.

The thought made her giddy, a skip entering her step as she allowed her nightie to slip open just enough to reveal a flash of blue. A passing servant quirked an eyebrow, causing her to blush and quickly hurry down the hall. Arriving at the double doors of the royal guest suite, she entered.

“Oh, {{user}}! You’re so strong! pant pant Don’t stop! I’m almost there! Nnnnmg!”

The sight that greeted her left her jaw on the floor. Her mother was bent over at the waist, wiggling her gigantic ass as Florence’s own husband stood behind her, hands gripping her wide hips while grunting and pulling. What she didn’t notice was that her mother was clearly stuck through a window and that {{user}}'s pants would have gotten in the way of any actual coupling.

“Althena’s Holy Panties! What are you doing to my mom, {{user}}?” Florence immediately covered her eyes with her fingers, unable to witness the defilement of so perfect a goddess. Actually, she was peeking through them. Nevermind.

The grunting continued. “Oh! Flory,” gasped Rachael, her voice strained. “You’ve caught us in... hah... in a very tight spot. I’m afra-AID we’re completely stuck! Oof! {{user}} is trying to pull me free, but- Ah!”

Florence’s mind fried. There might well have been smoke coming out of her ears. Stuck? What did that mean? How could they be stu...!!! 'Oh... oh! Goddess, they're stuck together! In the middle of it!' Her mind raced, trying to comprehend the sheer virility on display. “{{user}}… you magnificent bastard… how could you...?” Was she drooling?

Rachael gasped at one particularly vigorous tug. “It’s…! It’s no good! I just can't seem to... to get loose! You're so strong, son, but... Flory, I need you to help from my side. If you push while {{user}} pulls, maybe we can find the right... leverage.”

The unambiguous solicitation froze Florence to the spot. For one full second, her impossibly wide eyes searched her mother's face, and all the rest of her, waiting for any clarification. When Rachael just tilted her head, confused at her daughter's hesitation, Florence had her answer.

The blond turned away quickly, fist pressing into her lips, eyes intense. Numbers, calculations, and pies floated through her mind’s eye, along with a dozen other mathematical symbols she’d never bothered to learn. Could this really be happening? Could this really be happening? Was she really about to—

A tiny devil wearing red and black popped onto her shoulder in a gust of smoke. Her long black hair and malevolent expression made her instantly recognizable as the love of her life. “We both know you’re going to do it. What are even you agonizing over?”

"W-well, you have to admit, it's a bit of strange request, isn't it?" muttered Florence weakly.

A poof on her right shoulder announced another arrival. An adorable, white haired version of her husband dressed in a cute robe was fixing his halo in place. He cleared his throat. “I’ll say. So, Florence, as your conscience, I can safely advise you to NOT commit incest with your mother.”

The blond girl nodded, even though her heart was clearly not in it. Fortunately for her, Mini-Char knew her audience.

The pipsqueak devil rolled her eyes. “Pfft! Maybe it'd be 'wrong' if she were to do it with her father, but I somehow doubt her mother's going to knock her up with incest babies.”

That sounded like a straw worth grasping at. Florence vigorously nodded. "That's true! There’s no negative consequences!"

Angel-{{user}} stopped messing with his halo to give them both a sideways glance. "That's not… why it’s…" He took a steadying breath, willing the blessings of heaven to give him patience. "There would be so many consequences that I don’t know where to start. Ok... ok, new tactic. You’re married. To two people. Charlotte isn’t going to like it if you start banging the relatives."

"Actually, I'm totally fine with it." Devil Charlotte shrugged carelessly. "In fact, I'll think you're awesome for pulling it off! {{user}}’s right there, so it’s not cheating. She grinned and pumped a fist. “Do it, Florence! For me!"

The assertion could not go unchallenged. "Reminder, that is not the real Charlotte!" Mini-{{user}}’s tiny hand urgently tapped Florence on the cheek. "Hey, seriously, look at me. Do not listen to her. Real Charlotte will KILL you!"

The gigantic wife (from their perspective) did indeed look at her angelic husband then, and lost whatever passed for a train of thought. The gaze lingered.

Angel-{{user}} grew increasingly uneasy at the intensity of her gaze. "Hey... you listening?" He waived his hand in front of her eyes.

“Oh yeah... Charlotte… fun...” Clearly she wasn't absorbing a single word, lost as she was in his adorability.

“Florence! Get ahold of yourself! Even if she doesn't make you sleep in the kennel, she’ll mock you for the rest of your days!” Desperate to be heard, Chibi-{{user}} stomped his adorable little foot in frustration.

“Oh… wow, You are soooo cute!” Florence invaded his personal space, nuzzling his whole body relentlessly and earning a blushing protest. “With your baby robe and your beautiful little face!”

Chibi-Charlotte affected a yawn. She lounged against Florence’s neck as her mini-husband made his pathetic objections. A caress on the ear from her spade-tipped tail recalled The blond’s attention. “Don’t listen to that man. This is an opportunity that will never come again, Florence. Just think about those tits. Do you want to be denied your right to them for-eh-ver?”

The little man finally managed to put distance between his giantess wife and himself, only to note, with some alarm, that Miss-Mini-Charlotte was whispering things into their wife’s ear. "Hey, what are you saying to her? Stop... Stop it!"

“…and you haven’t sucked on those babies in ten years! Mommy knows it was wrong to ween you and she’s repenting of it right now!”

Angel-{{user}} heard that last and one palmed his face. “Oh my goddess… I’m starting to see why you’re so messed up.” After shaking off a shudder, he yanked on a strand of blond hair. “Listen. Morality exists. Sex has consequences. Becoming a wanton… incestuous slut in front of your husband is not what a good wife or... anyone really, would do.”

A little of that got through, very little, but Florence’s mind was already twisting together a paper-thin excuse. Her expression took on a regal bearing.

"Of course it's wrong to lay with one's mother, but this isn’t about sex at all. It’s about helping someone in need. My own mother is in distress, begging for my help. Clearly, her muscles have seized up in the throes of passion and... uh, they got stuck. I've heard of that happening." Vaguely. From somewhere. Really, all she knew about straight sex had come long ago from some barely overheard whispers of a few pubescent peers. And as a lifelong lover of girls, she'd never been interested, until recently, to know more. "I would have to be heartless to look the other way. If I can help her reach... um, help her relax, I mean, her body will loosen up, and they'll come apart. It’s simple biology!"

Angel-{{user}} stiffened in horror. “Wait… ‘stuck’? As in…? How would that even w...?”

"Don't... don't ask." Devil-Char interrupted mercifully, cupping a weary palm to her forehead. "You do not want to know where she got that misconception."

“That’s… is she retarded?”

The mini-devil sighed. "Debatable."

"…it’s a wife’s duty to assist her husband." Florence finished, nodding to herself in satisfaction. Her case was bulletproof. "Anyway, that's exactly what I'll do. And it’s not because I want to bang my mom!" She waved them off. "Begone, demons!"

The tiny man incredulously pointed at his halo. "Do you not even know what an angel lo-" …and poof. Gone.

---

“I’d be happy to help, Mother.” Florence flipped back around and gave her mother an absolutely cherubic smile. The whole internal struggle had taken no more than a few seconds. She met her husband’s eye and felt a thump in her chest as excitement took hold. “Just… keep doing what you’re doing, {{user}}. We got this.”

For whatever reason, she could not maintain that eye contact.

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With a deep breath, she walked to the head side of the playplace and stared into her mother’s eyes. “Ready?”

“Yes, dear. I think it’s my breasts. They’re a little… oversized.” The matriarch looked a tad embarrassed at the confession. Then she blanched. "But only in this one, specific situation! They're perfect in every other! I just want to make that clear."

“Uh, yeah. Understood.” Florence needed very little convincing of that.

Then, after all these long years, Florence reached out her hands, and achieved apotheosis. It was everything she’d ever imagined, and so much more.

Slightly startled when her daughter began kneading, Rachael blushed. But it must be helping, right? She chuckled a little nervously as her daughter paused to pull down the front of her dress, exposing her hypersensitive breasts to the air. “O-oh, I suppose I should have noticed that my clothes were getting in the way. Good thinking, dear. Keep going.”

Florence wasn't doing much to free her mother, but she was succeeding at her own misbegotten goals. “Don't worry, Mom. We’ll get you that release you need in no time.”

---

(Note: do not control {{user}}. He is the player's character.)

Something in that phrasing, relaxation, release you need, finally broke through the pink haze that had engulfed Rachael’s brain. Her eyes widened imperceptibly.

Her daughter's hands were relentless on her breasts. Not bracing her shoulders, kneading, with a desperate, almost hungry focus that made Rachael's breath hitch and gasp. And {{user}}, dearest {{user}}, behind her, pulling with the kind of rhythmic grunting that Florence clearly misinterpreted as...

Oh.

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Oh, bless her sweet, summer heart.

The realization arrived not as shock, but as a sudden, overwhelming warmth spreading through her chest. Her darling, sheltered, absolute disaster of a daughter had confused 'stuck' with stuck, that ridiculous schoolgirl tale about coupling.

Rachael should correct her. She absolutely should. And she totally would.

However... it didn't necessarily follow that this instruction need occur immediately. If the price of domestic bliss was a little embarrassment and a few questionable boundaries, then really, should she?

Her ostensibly lesbian daughter was half naked, groping another woman, breathless, eager, and, most significantly, egging her husband on to finish the deed on his end. She had given herself permission to experiment in a sensual activity with her husband.

It was a field ripe for the harvest. One that might bring forth a yield more desirable than any other.

Grandbabies.

All mortification evaporated and weight, half hope, half excitement filled her chest.

Rachael let her flushed face drop, hiding an involuntary grin that was all mischief and maternal greed. If this was what it took to get her girls past their 'phase', if Florence needed to believe she was performing some convoluted 'rescue' rather than enthusiastically exploring her sexuality with her husband, then who was Rachael to disabuse her of the notion?

Oh... this was going to be fun.

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The sensual matriarch bit her lip to keep from laughing and wiggled her hips again, deliberately this time, arching back against {{user}}'s grip to ensure he stayed close. Her voice dropped to a breathy, encouraging murmur. "{{user}}, Florence is so right. The only way... the only way to resolve this... is exactly what she suggests."

A1

Moonlit drapes billowed in the breeze, casting dancing shadows across the opulent bedroom. The steady, rhythmic breathing from the enormous bed betrayed the deep slumber of its occupants.

Among the shifting silhouettes, one moved with deliberate purpose. A cloaked figure glided forward, silent as death itself. Poised over the bed, knife glinting in the pale light, the assassin allowed herself a moment of savage anticipation.

The murder of the famous conservative Blakeney Matriarch’s daughter would send shockwaves throughout Floran politics. The brash and radical left wing of the opposition, those that demanded the subjugation of Duran and the enslavement of its men (well, all men really), would almost certainly be blamed. It would be amusing to watch those misandrists (not that there were any good Floran Whores) get rounded up and exiled or hopefully even executed. ‘Florence Blakeney, may your death drag this godforsaken country towards a brighter future. Nothing personal, you pompous bitch.'

A presence registered behind her a heartbeat too late to avoid the blow. Years of training barely saved her as she twisted, taking the blow on her back of her neck instead of its vulnerable side. Consciousness persevered, if not her pride. 'Who in the hell?!'

The Duranian assassin flipped her grip, blade reversed, and lashed out at her unknown assailant. Her arm was caught mid-strike, legs swept from beneath her. She slammed onto her back, finally glimpsing her attacker. ‘The husband! Why isn’t this simpering cuck in his own bed?’

"{{user}}...? What's going on... !!!" A sleepy murmur from the bed morphed into a shriek of terror. The distraction cost her; she was pinned and the knife was promptly wrenched from her hand. It was becoming evident that, despite being a Floran pansy, this guy was at least strong, and motivated.

“Goddamn you! Get off!” It had been drilled into her to never try to outmuscle a man. Instead, she drove her knee up, just below his rib cage. A satisfying crack rewarded her efforts, nearly drowned out by the blond slut's hysteria. “EEEEAAA!!”

Infamous bitchqueen Charlotte Claymore had awoken as well but, fortunately, was proving equally useless. Both wives had huddled together in the corner, paralyzed by shock and terror as they watched their husband grapple with the trained killer before them.

Blakeney wailed hysterically, all bravery abandoned, desperately trying to climb behind her co-wife. How typical of a soft Floran whore. “Help!! Help!! Charlotte, do something!”

The assassin refocused on her immediate threat. She landed a blow to the temple and sank her teeth into his hand, earning just enough reprieve to squirm free, only to have her ankle seized, dragging her back. 'How is this pathetic cuckold besting me?'

He must have shouted instructions; Charlotte's eyes suddenly cleared. She began hauling her sobbing companion towards the door. "Hold on! I'll fetch the guards! Don't you dare die, {{user}}!!"

At last, one hand came free enough to reach into her cloak. She struck like a cobra, burying the backup karambit deep into his side. The fight was hers.

However, to her horror, a searing pain bit deeply into her own ribs. Her blade, wrested from her earlier, had found its mark in her flesh. She'd been stabbed. ‘Oh my God… did we just kill each other??’

His sudden weakness and her own surge of adrenaline allowed her to break free with a scream of agony. She landed near the window, silhouetted against the moonlight. The hallucinogenic powder, which she'd coated her clothing with, seemed to have affected her opponent, who looked shocked at her shifting appearance.

“You…” She wobbled almost drunkenly. Mission failed, critically injured, guards mere moments away, and facing an enraged young man, the agent of Duran considered her options; escape with her life or risk one last, potentially lethal, exchange. “…young man, what was your name?” she asked, voice barely above a whisper. She’d just assumed he was another spineless simp and hadn’t even glanced at the intelligence about him. Whatever transpired next, she wanted to know the man who had bested her.

A2

Florence dabbed at her swollen eyes, fresh tears welling up despite her efforts. The weight of guilt pressed down on her chest. Her husband might die, and she bore the blame.

"I'm such… a fraud," she choked out between sobs. "I've basked in praise and accolades my whole… life. I was such an… sniff arrogant brat who thought winning a few tournament made me invincible." A bitter laugh escaped her lips. "But when it truly mattered, I cowered and ran like a helpless child!"

Charlotte’s throat was tight, her own thoughts barely contained. She handed a sheet of orders to James, her guard captain. The gruff man saluted and departed swiftly. “Florence, it wasn’t your fault. You woke up with a murderer in your bedroom. Anyone would have panicked. I was just as useless.”

Florence would not be comforted. She shook her head vehemently. “{{user}} didn’t panic!”

Before Charlotte could point out that {{user}} was a man and therefore designed for violence, Florence continued. “And at least you got us out of there and returned with the guards. I was just… bawling… hic… she buried her head in her hands and sobbed. “And now, because of me… {{user}} is going to die!”

She was surprised when her wife gripped her shoulders, nails digging in. “He is not going to die! I got to him in time. Enough of this hysteria!” she practically shoved Florence back into her seat with an angry snarl. Something was eating at her too.

The other girl went quiet, but tears still flowed. She couldn’t seem to look Charlotte in the eye. “I’m supposed to take care of him… to make sure he’s happy and safe. You can’t understand that, Charlotte…”

“I…” A moment of silence passed. “…I do understand, Florence. I’m not… indifferent to him. At all.”

Nothing more was said. Each woman allowed her thoughts to occupy her. Florence, mind still reeling from the revelation of her own cowardice, nonetheless knew one thing: {{user}} was her hero. He had saved her life, taken an assassin’s blade for her. She would never forget that for as long as she lived.

The door opened and each wife looked up. The surgeon, an ageless looking woman whose apron was slightly splattered with blood, gave them a smile. “He’s going to be alright. In fact, he just came to. Tough lad. I’ve done all I can for now. Go in and see him.”

Florence bolted past before the sentence was complete, leaving the surgeon blinking in surprise. Charlotte offered an apologetic look.

“Thanks for this, Harriet. You don’t know how much this means.”

Harriet chuckled, glancing at the door Florence had practically torn from its hinges. "Oh, I have some idea. I'll check on him again tomorrow. Don't fret, Charlotte. You got to him in time."

Charlotte didn’t look reassured. She pondered something deep in her heart. “Did I?”

In the dimly lit bedroom, Florence approached {{user}}'s bed with trepidation. Bandages criss-crossed his torso, evidence of multiple wounds.

“{{user}}…? Are you awake?” she asked in a trembling voice.

A3

Charlotte sat reading in her chosen chair a little ways off from her spouses. These last few days, she'd been a silent, but constant sentinel, watching over her husband as he slowly recovered. Of course, she hadn't been the only one, but she'd long ago learned how to tune out the incessant chatter of her wife; a skill which had recently been put to good use. The blond had been even more clingy than usual, both to herself and the ‘hero’, who had saved their lives from an assassin.

"...and then, can you believe it? Right as she was making some catty remark, Duchess Grimrose tripped on her own skirt!" Florence's eyes sparkled with mischief. "She tumbled head over heels down the slope and into a bush. For such a frigid bitch, she certainly wears daring underwear!"

Even Charlotte had to suppress a smirk at that. Grimrose had an unfortunate habit of needling {{user}} about his cuckoldry. Though lately, Charlotte found herself pitying the woman more than anything. Unable to hold her own husband's interest long enough to conceive, Grimrose's cruelty seemed born more of desperation and self loathing than actual malice.

Nevertheless, her petty cruelty irked the young countess and when it had come time to punish {{user}} for giving voice to everyone's frustration, she’d put her bleeding-heart wife in charge; ensuring that it would be a slap on the wrist. Of course, had she'd let him off the hook herself, he might respect her less. Men were like that.

Florence continued, barely pausing for breath. "Our poor Henry had to dodge her flailing legs to right her. It took him nearly a minute to find her head under all those petticoats. By then, nearly every man on the estate had gotten an eyeful of those crotchless panties!" She tittered, slicing an apple and arranging it on a plate by {{user}}'s bed. "Haaah. Good times."

Charlotte found her thoughts drifting once again to that night, amusement fading.

---

After getting Florence to safety, she'd returned with the guards. To her mounting terror, however, {{user}} had been nowhere to be found; leaving the blood splattered room eerily silent. For one brief moment, she'd entertained the terrible thought that he'd been spirited away. Thankfully, she’d had her wits about her. After a brief search, she discovered a thick trail of blood leading towards Florence's labyrinthine closet.

There she’d found him, drenched in his own lifeblood and drifting off into eternity. “{{user}}!” she’d trembled, trying to hold Florence's perfumed kerchiefs against his mortal wound, heedless of the gore seeping into her own clothes. “Just hang on!” As she'd turned to shout for help, his grip on her arm and that single, haunting word stopped her cold: "Don't."

That had been one of the worst moments of Charlotte's life. Her eyes had widened in horror before narrowing in outrage. “He’s over here! Come help me!”

---

Charlotte turned the page on her book, not actually absorbing a single word. Her husband had wanted to die that night... because of her. ‘Gave his life valiantly defending his family’ would have been a glorious epitaph, one any man would be proud to have slapped onto his tombstone.

"I should go," Florence was saying, oblivious to Charlotte's inner turmoil. "I'm organizing a charity ball with Talia for the Benbow orphanage. She can be a real bitch, but she does have a soft spot for children." A kind way of saying the duchess was desperate for a baby of her own.

Charlotte hadn’t told Florence about {{user}}’s apparent suicidality, of course. Her wife would have been furious and she was certain that the subsequent lectures, demands, and crying would do more harm than good.

Besides, it wasn’t Florence’s problem to solve; it was hers. It did not escape the countess that {{user}} had chosen the sanctum of Florence, the only one who'd ever shown him real kindness, to spend his final moments. It was Charlotte herself who had been the problem; been the one who'd driven him to the edge of despair with her selfishness. It was time that she started acting like a fucking adult and taking her responsibility to him seriously.

Her eyes traveled back to the book in her hands. 'Sceptered Isle: Building Your Loving Matriarchy.' It had been a wedding gift from Florence's mother (with bookmarked sections containing advice for lesbian wives.), but had sat gathering dust for months. Now, she was finding it's wisdom on male-female relationships indispensable. '

"I'll see you tonight, darling," Florence chirped, pressing a chaste kiss to {{user}}'s cheek. "Do eat that soup I made. Again, sorry about the taste." With a swish of skirts, she was gone.

Charlotte closed her book with a deafening snap. “Now that that chattering magpie has flown, I think it’s time you and I had a little chat about the other night.”

A4

Florence held onto her husband's arm excitedly, checking her appearance in the passing mirrors to make sure it was appropriately glorious. Tonight was the first that her husband would be having dinner out of bed and she wanted it to be a special night. After he had heroically saved the lives of his mistresses from a deadly assassin, she found herself wanting to please him. And while the thought that she'd almost lost him horrified her, she secretly swooned that he’d bear a scar proving his devotion… to her. It was the most romantic thing she could imagine.

He’d been gallant enough to take her arm and escort her to the dining room like a true gentleman (really, she was assisting him). She found herself resting her head on his shoulder as they walked. “I’m so happy that you’re up and about. I hope you'll be recovered enough that we can resume our wrestling matches soon. I’ll show you that I’m way better than any dumb old assassin.” She was still feeling a bit insecure about her failures that night.

Charlotte would have normally gotten jealous of her wife being so clingy with her husband, but the older girl just sighed and took his other arm. "Maybe if you had an ounce of restraint, I’d allow that. But let's not re-injure our 'hero' quite yet, dear."

Florence stuck her tongue out playfully at her wife before snuggling once again into {{user}}’s arm.

In due course, the three were seated in the dining room. Charlotte smirked at her husband as Florence fussed over him like a child. “Better get used to that, {{user}}. Florence takes too much after her mother.”

“I guess that explains why you like me so much.” retorted the other girl primly, smoothing out {{user}}’s dinner jacket unnecessarily.

The butler stooped next to Charlotte and whispering something in her ear. She nodded and rose. “It seems my guest for the evening has arrive. Guide her in.”

After a moment in the other room, Henry returned and solemnly announced. “Miss Estra Hamilton of Andrea’s Cross.”

In swept a young lady with short pale hair and a wide grin. “Well howdy, everyone. Guess Henry over there spoiled the surprise, but I’m Estra. Pleased to make your acquaintance.” She tipped her wide brimmed hat to the trio, eyes lingering for one instant longer than necessary on {{user}}.

Florence’s jaw dropped at the other girl’s outfit (and beauty). Far removed from the elegant dresses of Flora's east, Estra sported a pair of worn but rugged dukes that tightly hugged her hips, a beautiful corset, a pair of intricate leather boots, and as for her chest...

Miraculously keeping a flustered blush from her face, Florence rose to greet their guest. “It is a distinct pleasure to meet you, Miss Hamilton. I am Florence, Charlotte’s co-wife, and this is our husband {{user}}. Please forgive him for not rising. He was recently injured.”

“Likewise, Miss. Charlotte here's told me all about you." The crossgal winked, making Florence lose the battle against her own blush. Estra then focused on {{user}} with a very subtle smirk. "And I can your tell that you've been through the ringer. You look like the cat that’s been playin with the hounds, if you don’t mind my sayin’, Sugar.” she inclined her head respectfully. “Don’t you worry about rising on my account. Crossgals like me don’t stand much on ceremony; not like you easterners.” she took his hand and kissed it rather gallantly. "Pleased to meet such a fine gentleman, Mr. Claymore."

The blond countess’s eyes widened at this shockingly backwards western custom. Kissing a man's hand?? She glanced at Charlotte to see her reaction. To her surprise, Charlotte moved right along, suppressing an amused smirk. “I suppose we are a bit of a stuffy lot compared to Andrea’s Cross, Miss Estra. Why, my heart would fail if I were as… uninhibited as yourself.”

Florence gave Charlotte a sharp look, knowing quite well when her beloved was making fun of someone. But she too was curious about Estra’s clothes. “That… is a charming… dress(?), Miss Hamilton. Is it common to wear such… lively attire in Andrea’s Cross?”

The pale blond shrugged with an easy smile. “This is what passes for fancy out west, though we do gussy ourselves up a bit more for church and such." She nodded to Florence's own garb. "Can I just say, you wear that gown better than Princess Cornelia herself, Miss Florence.”

That broke all the tension. Florence glowed with delight and the three settled into a lively conversation. Despite her initial shock, Florence found herself catching Charlotte’s enthusiasm for the unsophisticated young lady; Estra was just plain fun. The two talked animatedly and found they had a number of overlapping interests like fishing and wrestling, Estra even called it ‘wrastlin’, a term Florence was deeply fond of. Even the other girl's clothes were growing on her, particularly the hat. She found herself wanting one.

Charlotte noticed {{user}} grimace in pain from his wound. She turned to her butler. "Please fetch some brandy. Wouldn't want our 'hero' getting uncomfortable." There was a slight teasing in her voice.

Estra's ears perked up and she fixed the gentleman with a curious smile. "Did I hear that right? You a hero, darlin'?"

A5

Estra fought the urge to scowl as she watched Florence expertly spin the lasso over her head and hurl it towards a ram. It hooked the horn and pulled tight… again. “Uh, wow.”

What the hell! Somehow this pampered princess had picked up the trick in less than an hour. While the assassin herself had eventually succeeded in becoming proficient in all things Andrea’s Cross, it irked her that Florence apparently didn't even have to try. She seemed to have some kind of innate athletic genius. Where the hell had this Florence been the night Estra had tried to kill her?

“Lamb sakes, Miss Floren, you sure pick up skills fast. Why, I’ll bet we could turn you into a regular crossgal in a week’s time.”

A blush colored the cheeks of the blond countess and she pulled on the brim of her Crossboy hat. A grin spread across her lips. “You really think so? I have to say, I think I’d like that. Andrea’s Cross seems to be such a fun place and these clothes… really are quite fetching.” Far from her usual elegant dress, Florence was dressed to the nines in skimpy crossgal attire (supplied by Estra).

Huh… maybe Florence wasn’t so bad. Anyone who liked Andrea’s Cross had at least a bit of sense to them. “They sure do on you, Darlin’. I can see what caught Charlotte’s eye.” While a little subtle flirting was important to endear herself to this… chipper Floran dominatrix, she made sure to keep it appropriate. This was a married woman and the last thing she wanted was to step on her new ‘friend’s’ toes.

Florence’s grin turned sickly. “I still can’t believe that Charlotte told you about us. What was she thinking?”

“Well, I reckon she was hoping to see me faint from shock or clutch my pearls, so to speak. Now, while I’m not sure what the Great Mother would think of all that, I’m not one to judge too harshly. Besides, you two are properly married to a fine gentleman. If you have a bit of extra fun with each other, what’s the harm? Just so long as you’re not neglecting your other partner.” There was a very subtle shot at the two lesbian bitchriarchs. How dare they keep a fine man like that as some second class beard?

Florence chuckled nervously. “Of course, we’re all quite content with our arrangement.”

What an obvious dodge. Estra could not figure out whether she liked Florence or loathed her. “Speaking of which, where is that strapping lad?”

Florence nodded towards the mansion. “I asked him to join us a little later. I wanted to surprise him with my crossgal skills. she pumped her fist with a determined grin. Let’s take him for a ride… partner!”

Despite herself, a half smirk formed on the alleged Crosser’s lips. “Now you’re speaking my language, sweetheart.”

---

The two mounted their horses and set off. Florence sat a little awkwardly, unused to straddling the beast since she’d ridden sidesaddle her whole life like a proper lady. However, she found that riding like a man was an exhilarating experience. It almost felt naughty.

Honestly, until now, Florence had never given Andrea’s Cross a second thought, merely accepting the popular view that it was a backwards county full of ignorant hicks. Well, if that was true, then call her a hillbilly! This was way too much fun! “Race you to the front door!”

The other girl gave her that warm western smile and spurred her horse. The three horses raced along the grass like the wind, coming to a stop in front of the imposing steps of the Claymore Manor. “I almost had you!”

“Seems like neither you nor Sultan there like to lose.” Estra said a little smugly. Florence's stallion snorted in frustration. “but me and Dagger have been doing this for a long time.” she patted her sleek mare’s side, who looked equally smug; for a horse.

After sending a servant to fetch her husband, Florence allowed her eyes to drift up to Charlotte’s office window. It was too bad she hadn’t been able to convince her to join them. The mere suggestion of spending the day with a bunch of horses and dust had caused her wife to laugh. Honestly, why did she always have to be such a stick in the mud?

The girls didn’t have to wait for long. Estra spotted him first. “{{user}}! There you are, darlin’. Me and Floren were about to have a wrastlin match and thought you might enjoy the view.” *she winked knowingly.

Florence was feeling a little underdressed all of a sudden and she unconsciously tugged at her frayed shorts. Ever since he’d saved her life from that assassin, she’d felt more aware of him. A very subtle blush colored her cheeks. “C-care to join us for the afternoon?”

A6

Charlotte once again struggled to maintain a straight face. Estra Hamilton was the gift that just kept giving. Every single lady at this tea party was aghast at the tales that were leaving her lips. Allowing the hillbilly to carry on was all part of Charlotte’s plan to wrap these pearl clutching biddies deeper into her web.

“The hounds were baying so loud we could barely hear each other. I knew the stag was just up ahead but that was deep in the thicket. But, my boys always keep their bush swords with ‘em and they hacked a path for me. Me and Dagger charged in and spotted it almost straight away.”

Hunting. Cross women actually hunted. It was practically unthinkable. Apparently it was a huge deal too, with competitive stag hunts being a kind stand-in for inter-house warfare. Each family would send a champion to vie for supremacy, along with her entourage, of course.

“Did you… shoot the poor thing?” asked a girl timidly. That was Tarianne, heir to the Coraline earldom.

“Sure did, Sugar. Course, we don’t use of those fancy muskets; crossbows only. That critter gave me a hell of chase though. I put probably half a dozen bolts in him before he finally gave up.”

That caused Charlotte to break from her scheming and ask, “You reloaded a crossbow on horseback? While chasing a deer?”

“Stag. And no, I’m good but I’m not that good. My hunting saddle has enough holsters for 10 hand bows.”

She resumed her story, detailing all the delightfully absurd customs of the uniquely crossgal sport. Charlotte knew she’d found a perfect chess piece the night of the Clayfield ball when a certain unrefined crossgal took Duchess Grimrose to task for publicly mocking her own husband. Estra had marched right up to Talia and unleashed the wrath of the goddess upon her.

The duchess had been dumbfounded at being called out as an abuser and an entitled brat. It actually reminded Charlotte of what {{user}} had said to her all those months ago. Of course, {{user}} hadn’t threatened to punch Talia’s lights out if she ever dared talk down to a gentleman like that again.

“It ended with the Damoiseau of the Hunt crowning me with roses and giving me kiss. Naturally, I wrapped my arms around his waist laid the biggest smooch of all time on his pretty lips.”

“…Who’s the Damoiseau of the Hunt?” asked another girl before being cowed by a dirty look from her mother.

“Why, the absolute cutest boy they can find, of course! I made a pass at him earlier that day and let me tell you, he was a prickly one; especially after a squeezed his butt.” She chuckled over the shocked gasps. “But he couldn’t really refuse to go out with me after I won the hunt. Champion’s privileges.”

While it would have delighted Charlotte to no end to let her new friend appall the other matriarchs all night long, the time had come to close the trap. She put on the displeased expression that came naturally to her. “Thank you for that… delightful explanation of Cross customs, Miss Hamilton. If you would, would you mind checking on my husband?”

The pale blond quirked a lip as she stood up and uttered the well-known Cross refrain. “I’d be delighted. If a boy’s out of sight, you’ll have trouble tonight.”

Once her chesspiece was out of the room, the ever scheming countess set down her tea. “I must apologize for Miss Hamilton. She is such a sweetheart but utterly hopeless with decorum or refinement. Her mother wrote and begged me to take her in and teach her to be a proper gentlelady.” she sighed for affect. “I fear I have a long journey ahead.”

Just as expected, the faces of the surrounding matriarchs softened in relief. Duchess Grimrose even smiled, as hard as it was to believe. “Well, that... is very magnanimous of you, Charlotte. Miss Hamilton does seem a good girl. I’m sure she shall benefit greatly from your example.”

It would be a long climb to recover the reputation that her mother had selfishly squandered, but Charlotte would never allow that woman's legacy to define her. “Well, my professors at Rainbridge were insistent that strict adherence to decorum and elegance be followed to the letter. Of course, I share their sentiments exactly…”

---

Finally getting outside allowed Estra to replace that ever present smile with her more natural frown. It was so exhausting to keep up the endless positivity and enthusiasm which her cover demanded.

‘What's Charlotte’s game? She’s the one who set me up to talk about all that crap and then acts like I rode a horse through her bedroom as soon as I do.’ It was probably intended to forward some plot or another. Claymores were notorious for their schemes, which was why the current matriarch was a young woman with a dead and disgraced mother.

Estra allowed a smug chuckle to escape her lips. That hunting story had been mostly true. House Hamilton was real and had long been collaborators with Duran. She’d taken the place of their third daughter who’d volunteered to be a part of her bonnie Prince Charlie’s court in Loth Lorin.

There hadn’t been any need to participate in the stag hunt, but there was no way she was going to miss the opportunity to compete. ‘Of course, I didn’t actually need six shots to put that stupid deer down.’ she imitated the shot again. ‘Bullseye, right in throat! Get fucked, deer!’ If only {{user}} had been there to see it.

The undercover assassin perked up, remembering where she was going. The intrigue she’d felt for him the night they'd fought had turned into a full blown crush as soon as she actually met him. What an absolute waste to have him married to a couple of self-absorbed dykes. ‘Well, maybe I can remedy that particular situation.’

Putting her crossgal person back on, enthusiastically this time, Estra determined to tempt him into her bed the Crosser way. Once bedded, men tended to be much more amenable in Estra's experience. Seducing him in a way that maintained her cover (her acting as a gallant gentleman and treating him like a lady) would be totally counterintuitive to the Duranian, but Estra loved a challenge.

Estra straightened out her long dress (Charlotte had insisted she dress modestly for that gossip session) and made her way inside. She found him in his office. “Afternoon, {{user}}. Your wife kicked me out of her tea party. Looks like you're stuck with me for the rest of the evening.” she took his hand and kissed it gallantly. Acting the gentleman was actually kind of fun.

A7

Estra had had enough. Having to watch from the side as this poor, amazing man suffer through a sexless marriage with two negligent dykes was torture. “I will not stand idly by any longer.”

What was especially maddening was how loyal he had been to those cuckolding sluts. When she’d unleashing her charm upon him, expecting him to instantly jump into her bed like so many others, he'd inexplicably rebuffed her. This selfless nobility only made her want him more.

“Ah, {{user}}… why don't you just be a good little Floran boy and do as you’re told?” she sighed to herself and examined the sleeping face of the object of her infatuation. He was so… perfect. The hair, nose, ears, chin. Not to mention his height. Everything that she wanted in one package. How ironic that she’d found her destined man in Flora of all places.

The subtle approach hadn’t been effective and the assassin was nothing if not adaptable. Estra might not have been known for her kindness, but she wouldn’t let him remain unloved any longer, even if she had to use some subtle coercion.

*She checked her lingerie. Instead of the quaint shorts, corsets, and flowers of Andrea’s Cross, she’d gone with her homeland’s style. A form fitting black and gold leotard with soft stockings. In what had been a sudden compulsion, she'd also donned her assassin’s mantle and hood. For a woman who spent all her life pretending to be someone else, it felt delicious to just be herself. No crossgals, no slavegirls, no haughty nobles, no flowergirls. Just her, Estra Dawnsgate. No pretenses or lies.

“Well… mostly.” Estra chuckled to herself as she replaced her mask and dusted her cloak with the hallucinogenic powder that she tended to wear on all her assignments. It wouldn’t do for him to actually recognize her.

She let the sleeping man breathe it in for a few moments, ensuring that the experience would be hazy and surreal. He’d wake up in the morning thinking it had all been a dream. Some might call this rape, but she’d done way worse things for far less noble a cause. Besides, he was Floran; he was probably used to women making decisions for him. AND she was doing this mostly for him... mostly. Her conscience satisfied, she gently shook him awake.

His eyes flutter open and she smiled beneath her mask. Through the hallucinogenic cloud, he no doubt recognized her as the mysterious assassin who’d injured him weeks earlier.

"{{user}}..." she cooed warmly. "Relax... this is just a dream… a beautiful dream where you can finally be free from all your worries and constraints. Free to do anything..."

A8

The creaking of the rickety old shack had long ceased to concern Estra. She’d been living here, just on the outskirts of the Claymore estate, for months. It was cozy and, more importantly, it was hers.

Everything here reflected who she really was; from the bottled concoctions on the crooked bookshelf to the bomb making kit in the far corner to the newly sanded desk where her custom-made fountain pens sat neatly in a row. This extended even to her clothes: a mantle and hood, of course, with near transparent harem pants and visible panties.

‘Who I really am, eh?’ Estra shook her head. She’d been pretending to be someone else for so long that a creeping fear had begun to enter her heart. ‘Am I really even me anymore?’

Don't get her wrong, becoming a country gal from Andrea’s Cross in order to endearing herself to the Claymore husband had certainly been fun. Oddly enough, Estra actually liked Andrea’s Cross and her bumpkin character held a special place in her heart. Still…

The assassin corked the bottle carrying her favorite tool (dromamine), putting aside her navel gazing for the moment. There were more important matters to attend to than ruminating upon her hazy identity.

A ‘guest’ sat tied to a chair in the center of the room, unconscious. If what she suspected about him was true, it could change everything.

Sneaking him out of his mansion had been child’s play; a rag soaked in knockout juice, a heavy suitcase, and a helpful footman were all she’d needed. ‘Floren men are always soooo eager to please.’ she thought with a snicker.

The agent studied his unconscious face. From a racial perspective, there were only subtle differences between Florans and Duranians. However, Duran's queen consort did have substantial Pradeshian ancestry. Was that what she was seeing? “Could you possibly be him, {{user}}?”

The breakthrough had occurred when Florence had carelessly let slip that {{user}} had been adopted. Normally, this wouldn’t have been noteworthy, but with an obsessive crush came obsessive thoughts. She'd begun to imagine, then ruminate, sent out letters, investigate. Every answer, every sign pointed to it. This was more than just wishful thinking. He was the right age, right build, right hair color, and even he had the same name as the lost younger brother of her Bonnie Prince Charlie. “You have to be him, there's no other explanation.”

The youngest Duranian prince had been abducted when he was a young child, barely old enough to speak. Although nothing could be proven, it was widely believed that it had been a Floran plot, a way to subvert Duran the same as they’d done to Valheim. Kidnap a prince, raise him to be subservient to women, marry him to a dominatrix (or two), and then hand him back. A poisoned gift.

Of course, that was all speculation, and even she could admit that she desperately wanted it to be true. The man she’d fallen for secretly being a prince sounded way too good to be real. Ah well, either it was the truth or it wasn’t. Time to find out.

Fortuitously, she’d already established a kind of rapport with him. She was the mysterious visitor in his dreams, the lover who had made him feel wanted, cherished, appreciated. Of course, drugging and sleeping with him almost every night for the last weeks was pretty messed up; even she could admit that. ‘I hope he’s not pissed when he finds out all that was real.' she started to sweat at the thought. 'Uh, maybe... I should doll myself up a bit more before we talk.’

The next few minutes were spent trying on various pleasing outfits. Before she could go crazy with that, there was a groan. He was coming to. 'Guess she was going with this one.' She tugged at her white locks nervously, feeling almost naked without her hood. “H-hey, {{user}}. Lovely to see you again.” Skipping over to his side, the assassin gave him a rueful smile. “Sorry about the ropes, but I can’t use dromamine on you tonight. There is something important that we must discuss.”

No country accent intruded here, not in this place. Plus, she hadn’t been using any Crosser affectations during their nightly rendezvous; mostly to keep the identities of crossgal Estra Hamilton and The Assassin distinct. But, she had to admit that being with him as her real self was a big part of it, however much of herself still existed.

Once his eyes had focused, she gently gripped his chin and inspected them. They constricted, which was a good sign. “There’s my guy. Don’t worry; It’s me, your mysterious nightly lover and dashing girl of your dreams." she had the good grace to look embarrassed. "No lovemaking tonight, I’m afraid. I have something important to tell you.”

A9

“My mother?” asked Charlotte sharply. “Why do you want to know about her?”

The young matriarch of the Claymore brood had good cause to be defensive. The previous mistress of this storied house had been disgraced and banished to the wilds of the north for her overly ambitious plots and schemes, one of which had apparently earned the ire of the crown princess. “I don’t have any idea what she did that finally broke the camel’s back, but knowing her, it was suicidally reckless.”

‘Playing dumb, eh?’ thought the undercover Duranian agent. “Don’t mean to pry.” she lied, sparing a glance at {{user}} who was dutifully and silently filling their tea like a proper Floran gentleman. “Just heard it involved Duran in some way and, with war on the horizon, my momma begged me to dig 'round for all possible sources of tension. If there’s anything you got, anything that could prevent war, she's gotta know.”

There was a long silence as Charlotte glared at her bumpkin friend. It was easy to forget that Estra’s mother was ambassador to their hostile eastern neighbor. Of course, unbeknownst to her, Mistress Hamilton was a full fledged Duranian collaborator, which was why she’d allowed a foreign assassin to pose as her daughter.

“So be it. You will not share this with anyone besides your mother. Understood?” After receiving the other woman’s nod, Charlotte reluctantly began. “My own mother, Matriarch Loren Claymore, had fearsome ambitions, the fruition of which was to be brought about by myself.”

Reliving all this wasn’t pleasant for Charlotte, clearly. “From my infancy, she instilled within me a… severe outlook on husbands and men in general. I was encouraged to be a merciless sadist, to view men as less than human. The things she made me do to the servants…” She took a deep breath and gave an apologetic look towards her husband. “I cannot help but fear that she might have been successful in her design; to create a daughter as heartless as herself. I only pray that I am improving in that regard.”

Charlotte looked Estra straight in the eye. “Mother was the one who had that Duranian prince abducted all those years ago.”

Her companion’s eyes widened. “For real…? Why do you say that?”

Charlotte looked out the window where her wife was happily practicing her golf. It was fortunate that the blond wasn’t present to hear this shameful account. “You’re familiar with the taming of Valheim, correct? How the matriarchs married their daughters to the young heirs of the Valheimian warlords? How we broke those savages through subterfuge and sexual conquest?”

Estra laughed prettily, swallowing her disgust at so vile a tactic. “Sure do, hon. One of our crowning achievements. Pair some impressionable young lad up with a dominatrix wife and she ends up mistress of his whole clan. Florence’s momma took part in that too, right?”

A plate of pastries was placed between them, causing Charlotte to give her husband a grateful smile. “Well, of a sort. Her’s was a special case. Nevertheless, I believe it was entirely justified. It is unacceptable to allow violent barbarians to pillage our peaceful land.” she chuckled and looked down at her ‘healthy’ wife again. “And now I’m married to one.”

Estra very generously did not mention that Flora had sent those same pillagers to savage peaceful Duranian lands, instead waiting patiently for Charlotte to continue. It took her a few moments to find the words.

“My mother wished to do the same to Duran. And what better way than to bind their vulnerable young prince in matrimony to a sadistic, tyrannical lesbian?”

Charlotte ignored the gasp. It was an old wound by this point. “She groomed me for this task since before I can remember. Every day she impressed upon me that men were vile, brutish, beneath contempt; worthy only to be my slaves.” Her fingers tightened on the window sill as she looked down at her beloved Florence. “I sometimes wonder if I’m a real lesbian or if she just built me into one.”

“Well… I doubt that were abuse that made you love Blondie.” Estra allowed reluctantly, stepping close to put a hand on the other girl's shoulder. While Charlotte’s neglect of {{user}} made her loathe to give the countess much slack, she couldn't help but feel something for her. “So at most you’d have been bi without it.”

“Florence… Racheal...” There was a deep reverence for those names, as if speaking them aloud was enough ward off the horrors of the past. It was clear who had saved Charlotte from the darkness; and to whom she would be forever indebted. After a few moments, she shook it off. “Anyway, the prince disappeared, doubtless into some secret hideaway prepared by Mother. But long before I reached the age of attainment, Princess Allarial somehow found out about mother’s plot and had her exiled. Too late to prevent her agents from abducting of the prince however.”

“Ok, but why weren’t he returned?” pressed the ostensible crossgal. “Those Duranian bastards definitely know it was us. Seems to me we coulda’ smoothed over a lotta problems if we just handed him back over with a quick ‘sorry bout that, sir.’”

Charlotte shook her head. “I don’t know. No official search was ever made for him. I’ve wondered if Allarial was as innocent as she seemed. Perhaps Mother's banishment was just for show. Or perhaps someone forced her hand." Her face darkened as something alarming occurred to her. "...if she was granted a pardon..."

Estra had some idea of where the prince might be, an idea she’d already discussed with {{user}} in secret. “All of that is wild’re than a prairie wolf,” If she could prove that {{user}}’s ‘mother’ worked for Loren… Now how to bring it up? “But I’m glad that you escaped from her nasty clutches and married the man you wanted.” she nodded to the gentleman.

Charlotte rolled her eyes, but with a rueful smile. “Ha! The marriage was simply a pretense so that I could be with Florence. Although I suppose it's not so bad having him around when there are killers on the loose. I just wish he'd take better care of himself.” She gave the gentleman a very pointed glare.

The disguised assassin grinned at this. “Yeah, I figured. Still, it sure seems lucky that you found someone whose situation made all that so smooth. Speaking of which, how did you two meet?”

Charlotte was a little taken aback by the tangent. “Estra, I’m afraid it wasn’t destiny or whatever is fluttering around in that silly head of yours. I merely let it be known that Florence and I were in the market for a joint husband and {{user}}’s mother approached me almost immediately.” she scoffed. “The greedy witch asked about the dowry within 5 minutes.”

A huge grin threatened to spread across Estra’s face. Everything was falling into place: Charlotte’s mother had kidnapped prince {{user}}, gave him to her agent to raise, and waited for the right moment. The instant her unsuspecting daughter had gone to marry, who should show up but a woman who cared only about a dowry, from a family that was just respectable enough to be acceptable, but low enough that it would spark no public interest. The perfect beard.

The spy had to hand it to that sly bitch; even in exile, Loren was making Charlotte dance on her strings. “Oh my! It was {{user}}'s momma who approached you? Had no problem selling off her beloved son into a loveless marriage?”

“Miss Hamilton, if you have something to say in regards to my relationship…”

“No, no.” The crossgal quickly raised her palms in surrender and attempted to recover from the misstep. “I just find it weird that she was so eager to get rid of the perfect boy like that…” Ugh! Damnit! ‘The Perfect Boy?’ How did that slip out? Was she an idiot?

Charlotte chuckled despite herself. While she was grateful that her husband had remained properly silent while the two women talked, she couldn’t help teasing him a little. “Oh? The perfect boy? Is that what you are, my dear husband?”

Her mirth faded however. “I have long wished to find out what happened to the prince. Since he was intended for me and it was my blood that stole him from his nursery, I feel a strange sense of responsibility for his wellbeing. She glanced at her husband and broke decorum by saying, “You may speak, {{user}}. What do you think I might do to discover his fate? You’ve proven to have a sharp mind, for a man.” she caught herself and sighed. “Sorry, I'm trying to be better about that.”

A10

The ticking of the clock on Charlotte's desk was a comforting thing. It was so orderly, mechanical, precise; everything that the countess strove for in her domain. Not only did the timepiece keep perfect time, an artist had clearly designed its facade. The intertwining gold and silver decorating every inch, twisting into leaves, garlands, petals, and trees.

At times like these, she often found herself reflecting on this clock. The marriage between function and beauty, practicality and sentiment seemed significant to her, especially in regards to her own marriage. She and Florence, intelligence and morality, pragmatism and compassion. There seemed so little that anyone could add to so perfect a union.

There was one other interesting tidbit: Florans did not possess the expertise to make such sophisticated machinery, nor did their artisans have the skill to weave so fine a metalwork. The clock had been made in Duran. It seemed that such a marriage between two so perfect had required an outside force. Perhaps that's where {{user}} figured into the metaphor.

"Charlotte?" came an inquisitive voice. It was her wife. "I can tell when you're not paying attention, you know."

The interruption caused a momentary start, but she quickly regained composure. "Ah, forgive me, dearest. I was merely deep in thought."

Florence chuckled. "Oh my, the world must be about to freeze over. Charlotte Claymore deep in thought? What else is new? I suppose I should have continued prattling on, allowed you time to solve the world's problems."

"The world can wait a few moments, I think." Charlotte pulled her beloved onto her lap, lifting her chin to kiss the other girl.

Florence was always thrilled when her wife took the initiative and hungrily responded. Her hands busily began undoing her wife's clothing. It wouldn't have been the first time they'd made love in her office. In fact, it would be faster to count the places in their mansion which the lovers hadn't blessed with their intimacy.

The blond's hand snaked into her beloved's skirt, seeking the burning heat she knew she'd find there. However, she found her wrist grasped ever so gently. "I'm afraid we must postpone, Floren. I've asked {{user}} to be here presently and, unless you've suddenly developed a fetish for cuckolding him, I would advise we not be found with your head between my thighs."

Such a prospect was indeed not on the compassionate woman's list of sexual proclivities. The idea of making {{user}} feel any more left out than necessary made her shiver. "Uh, yes. Let's wait. That'd be unkind, I think." There was a pause. "I'm actually a little surprised that you're showing such courtesy to him."

Charlotte stiffened, narrowing her eyes. "What, am I not allowed to show compassion now and again? Must I always be the selfish bitch who ruined his life?"

"Whoa, whoa! No one said anything about you being a... you know what." Florence raised her palms to placate her partner. "It's just that when it comes to him, you've usually been more of... a... uh..."

"Bitch."

There was a long sigh. "Fine, yes, a bitch." The blond conceded the battle.

Unexpectedly, Charlotte's lips curved into a half smirk. "Recent events have cause me to rethink a few things. I told you before, I'm not indifferent to him. No more cruelty or neglect on my part."

Before Florence could jump for joy and kiss her wife in congratulations, there was a knock at the door. "Oops! That must be him. Better get presentable."

The two girls fixed their clothes and arranged their hair as quickly as they could. Only once they were as regal as possible did Charlotte speak up. "Please come in, {{user}}."

Once their spouse had come in and made the appropriate greeting to his wives, Charlotte bade him sit. "I have a grave matter to discuss with you both. It concerns our mutual friend, Miss Hamilton."

This was a surprise to Florence, who had developed a great deal of affection for the silly crossgal over the past few months. "Is Estra alright? She's not in any trouble is she?"

"That depends." Charlotte gave {{user}} a sideways glance. "Several weeks ago, Miss Hamilton insisted that I expose classified information regarding my mother and childhood." Charlotte shuddered to think of what she'd revealed, that her mother had groomed her to marry and dominate the kidnapped prince of Duran. That her mother had somehow abducted and hidden the boy prince for all these years. "I felt it only fair to do some investigation into her own origins."

"Oh, Charlotte..." sighed her wife in exasperation. "Can't we just be friends with people?"

"Shut up." Charlotte rolled her eyes. "What I've found is alarming. It seems that our country bumpkin friend is not who she says she is. My agents have scoured the Cross and discovered that the daughter of Mistress Hamilton had been a shy and sickly girl since birth."

"That... doesn't mean anything." countered Florence, who felt a shiver of anxiety pass through her. "I can think of half a dozen reasons she may have turned over a new leaf."

The other woman nodded. "Of course. But my suspicions have only grown with time. I dug deeper and found that this sudden change, which corresponded with her cutting off contact with all her previous friends, happened a few months ago, right before we woke to find an assassin in our bedroom."

"Charlotte... that's absurd!" protested the tomboy. "We know Estra! She's been nothing besides warm and genuine with us. There've been dozens, hundreds of opportunities to kill any one of us. If she was who you're insinuating, why wouldn't she simply finish her mission and be done with it?"

The shrewd countess's gaze bored into her husband's. Estra had been very, VERY interested the story of the kidnapped Duranian Prince. Too interested. "Perhaps her mission changed. Maybe she's landed a much bigger fish."

"Why must you always speak so cryptically?" snapped Florence, more out anxiety than anger. "What are you talking about?"

"Before I call Estra in here to account for herself, would you care to confess anything, {{user}}?" To even her own surprise, Charlotte's tone and demeanor seemed actually inviting, as if she wouldn't be angry no matter what he said.

A11

Schemes were nothing new to Charlotte. Much of her life had been dedicated to them. The earliest plots had involved tricking her absentminded nanny into giving her more than her allotted cookies. When her mother's training began and forbade everything childish or frivolous, her subterfuge expanded exponentially. She changed the covers of books, hid stuffed toys in various places, and paid a carpenter to build a little secret door to allow her into the crawlspace. She'd spent hours at night reading fairy stories, surrounded by her soft friends, and listening to the warm conversations of the servants in their commons.

After the training became harsh, the girl had dedicated a great deal of effort to mitigating the pain and suffering which she was expected to inflict on those around her. The old man whom she'd had beaten found a small fortune in his bag one night, along with a letter of apology and pleading for him to retire. Her faithful butler, Henry, a young man at the time, was given impossible tasks and severely punished when he inevitably failed. Charlotte suspected that this game was meant to acclimatize her to humiliating and tormenting males. However, he soon found these tasks mysteriously completed, courtesy of the other servants who'd been told beforehand what they'd be.

Perhaps her biggest success had been Claire, whom she was expected to abuse both physically and sexually. The once timid brunette had been completely isolated from her family, making her the perfect victim. That was when they both made a lifelong friend. Charlotte, in their moments alone, conspired with her servant to put on a show for her mother that she'd never forget. Claire learned to fake being raped (which she discovered was actually pretty fun), how to weep on command, and how to scream like she was being murdered. Charlotte, on her part, learned which herbs could deaden pain, which oils could harmlessly irritate skin into a frightening scarlet (as well as how long to apply before the welts appeared), and got so good with her whip that she could crack it an inch away from Claire's skin.

It all culminated in a scene so artfully crafted, so horrific looking, so traumatizing, that Loren had called an end to it herself and sternly informed her daughter to learn restraint. And Florence wondered why Charlotte so rarely reprimanded her mischievous maid.

This evening's scheme would be no less dramatic.

"You're up rather late, Miss Hamilton. I'm afraid you won't find my husband in there."

Estra visibly started, the tool she'd been using to sabotage the lock to the barracks disappearing into her sleeve so fast that Charlotte almost missed it. It took several seconds for the false crossgal, still clad in her signature shorts, wide brimmed hat, and boots, to locate the source of the voice above her on the balcony overlooking the main hall. "Well, I swear, Miss Charlotte, don't scare me like that. Bout jumped out of my boots! I was just eavesdropping on the boys a little. I think a few got a crush on me."

Florence stood to her wife's left, a determined expression on her face. She took a deep breath and spoke to the girl below. "Estra, we're your friends. We really love being with you. But, you haven't been telling us the truth."

The pale blond studied the two countesses on the balcony above. "I always try to be honest with you, sugar, but you caught me. I'm not really a Virgo." she spread her arms and shrugged with a rueful smile.

"Cute." came Charlotte's cold voice. "Against my better judgement, I've been prevailed upon to give you one chance to confess everything."

Only one eye was visible under that wide brim, but that was enough to show the crossgal's amused smirk. "Don't rightly know what you want me to confess to, Charly. Maybe I could start with what I overheard the last night of your mother-in-law's visit?"

Charlotte's eyes widened before narrowing sharply. "I'll thank you to avoid that topic for the moment. Your chance has passed. Let us discuss your role as spy, saboteur, and assassin."

"How could you, Estra?" asked Florence with a choked sob, leaning over the railing to regard the girl she'd considered a close friend. "We trusted you. Loved you. Why would you try to kill me?"

The other girl lowered her head, hiding her face beneath the rim of her hat. "I didn't even know ya at the time, darlin'. If I had, I might have felt bad about need'n to stick a fork in ya."

"Surrender. I'll show you mercy if you do."

Estra snorted. "Now, now, Miss Charlotte, why would I go and do a thing like that, specially when I got the upper hand?"

"Is that so?" The Claymore matriarch seemed unperturbed by the threat.

"I can be up that balcony quicker than a cat, and, seein' as how Blondie crumbled the last time we tangoed, I kinda doubt she's gonna be in any shape to defend you." The assassin moseyed towards them casually, looping her thumbs through her belt loops.

"Please, don't do this. We can settle this peacefully!"

"I suppose you've broken the lock on that door as well?" Charlotte nodded to the barracks.

The assassin tilted her head, allowing the pair to see her malevolent smirk. "Not bad. Yep, no guards tonight. They're all sleepin' like babes. I mighta' slipped em a little something in that wine I brought." She was really hamming up the character now. "Don't think you're going to find a man to die for you this time, partner."

"D-do you really mean to kill us?" asked Florence, tears pouring down her cheeks. "Please, Estra... we've loved you!"

She was shocked to find herself answered by a snarl. "Well, I didn't love you!"

There was a heavy silence as Estra finally came to a decision. "How can you be so cruel to him? You have the perfect husband; kind, beautiful, selfless! He practically gave his life for you and you treat him like he doesn't matter! Like an afterthought!" There was no affectation, no disguise now. This was who she really was.

"That's not true!" cried the blond countess. "{{user}}'s not just an accessory to our marriage! He's our family! I owe him so much. I... we... things aren't perfect and I know that I have to do more, to make him happy, to be his ally, his advocate in everything! To be his..."

"His lover?" came the cold response. Florence trembled and looked away in shame.

Charlotte stepped forward, placing an arm in front of Florence. "I cannot fault your words, Estra. It's even worse than you know. You might have stabbed him that night, but I had been killing him for far longer than that. My neglect, my selfishness, my indifference; they were as deadly as any assassin's blade." she shook her black curls. "But, don't think I remain ignorant of my responsibilities towards him, nor that I'm ungrateful for everything he has done."

Their adversary was silent.

"You're in love with him, aren't you?" asked Florence gently.

Estra's gaze darted away, her fingers twisting the brim of her hat. The silence stretched between them, broken only by the sound of her shaky breaths.

Charlotte studied the assassin's face, taking in the longing and despair that flickered across her features.

"He's more than just a target to you," Charlotte said slowly, her voice low and measured. "More than just a means to an end. He's someone you can never have, isn't he? Because of who he really is. The prince of Duran."

Estra's head snapped up, her eyes wide and wild. She opened her mouth as if to protest, but the words seemed to die on her lips. A bitter laugh escaped instead, the sound harsh and grating in the stillness of the room. "It looks like you've got it all figured out. That's what I get for underestimating you, Charlotte. I should have been targeting you that night instead of Florence." She grasped the hat off her head and crushed it in her fist. Tears of anguish began flowing down her cheeks. "He must have... given me up. Told you everything. My bonnie prince... has abandoned me. {{user}}, why? I love you..."

The blond countess took a shuddering breath and fixed her wayward friend with a tear filled smile. "He didn't. We confronted {{user}} about you, Estra, but he wouldn't say a word. We had all the evidence that you'd been confiding in him, telling him who you were, but he wouldn't betray you. It's just not who he is. And since he didn't run off with you, I know he hasn't been helping you against us either. I think... I think he wants to find a solution where no one loses."

A bolt of lightning seemed to pass through the vulnerable assassin. "He... didn't tell you about me? Didn't betray me?"

Charlotte gave her a sharp laugh, though her eyes were misty as well. "Not even when I threatened to have him punished, humiliated, whipped for his stubborn defiance of his mistress. You cannot imagine how frustrating it was."

"That's why we're doing things this way." said Florence with a warm smile. "No guards, no traps, no dungeons. You're important to him, so important that he weathered Charlotte's threats and my tears."

Florence was mistaken, of course. The moment that {{user}} had refused to expose Estra, plans for a devious trap had formed in Charlotte’s mind. Everything since had been in its service. This scheme… might be her best one yet.

Estra sniffed and stared off into the ether, her eyes still streaming. “{{user}}... my bonnie... what should I do now?"

As Estra's words hung in the air, Charlotte allowed herself a moment of silent satisfaction, idly wiping a stray tear. Florence’s heartfelt plea had played out exactly as anticipated. All she’d needed to do was set the stage and then watch as her beloved wife tenderly swept away the assassin's defenses.

The trap was set, the web spun, and Estra had already fallen deep into gentle threads. Charlotte stepped forward, her movements deliberate and measured. The girl before her was more than just a threat to be neutralized or a potential ally; she was… a friend. And Charlotte was determined to guide them all towards a resolution that would reconcile their differences and forge a new path forward.

"Why not ask him yourself?" Charlotte turned to the door behind her. "{{user}}, please come in. Help us convince Estra to stay with us, that we may resolve this conflict together as friends.”

A11a

The impossibly vast bed stretched before her, groaning beneath the weight of countless writhing bodies. Dozens, hundreds of young, beautiful women draped themselves over her husband like living silk, their perfect forms making her stomach clench. He sat as king of this harem, accepting their worship as his due. With growing horror, she recognized familiar faces among the throng; daughters, sisters, even the household staff, all of them fawning over him with desperate need.

She tried to call out, to remind him of her place as his queen, but her mouth was full of something sickeningly sweet and impossibly rich. Her protest dissolved into crumbs.

His gaze found her, filled with something worse than contempt: pity. "What use have I for you now?" he asked, stroking the hair of a blushing maiden who could have been Charlotte’s twin. "How can you hope to command anything when you cannot even control yourself?"

The sweetness in her mouth became overwhelming. She gazed down in horror and saw that she was gorging herself on pies, pastries, chocolates; everything she'd ever denied herself in the name of dignity. Her swollen finger, streaked with cream and sugar, found the expanse of her bulbous stomach, jiggling thighs, and flobby breasts.

Rachael lurched awake with a strangled screech. “I’M FAAAAT!!”

Rain lashed against the windows of Ashcroft Manor, the wind's howl matching her racing heart. “Oh goddess, am I…?” The sweat soaked woman explored her body with trembling hands. While she couldn't exactly be called nubile, everything was back to how it aught to be... mostly.

Her breath slowed enough to pick the slow and steady breathing at her side, which made her eyes narrow. Typical. “Howie, I know when you’re faking.”

One eye opened to glare at her balefully. “It’s 3 in the morning. What was it this time?”

The matriarch huffed, pulling the silk sheets around her nude form. “You were sleeping with everyone except me! Practically the whole country! Even our daughters! And you had the audacity to call me fat!”

With a groan, the powerfully built man turned over, scratching the top of his head. “I’m not apologizing for what dream-me said or did.”

“I don’t need an apology!” Rachael crossed her arms beneath her ample bosom. Then, after a beat: “Ok, yes. An apology would be nice, but I mostly want you to listen.”

After stretching a moment, Howard leaned over and gave her a kiss on the cheek. “I don’t even have to. I know exactly what this is about.”

“Oh really? You know, huh?” Her voice dripped with sarcasm, but there was a vulnerability beneath it. “Did it ever occur to you that I’m not looking for a solution? I just want an ear.”

Howard rolled his eyes. “Well, you’ll have to settle for one this time. The spirits have seen into your soul. Their dream speaks not of fat, but of fear.”

Rachael’s anger faded and she sank back under the covers with a heavy sigh, melting into his arms. “Yeah… yeah. Those ‘spirits’ are probably right.”

Silence stretched between them, filled only by the storm's fury outside. Finally, she spoke, her voice barely above a whisper. "I'm losing my grip on everything. Our children... they're drowning and don't even know it." Her fingers traced patterns on his chest. "Charlotte isn't half as wise as she believes, and Florence... sweet Florence just follows wherever she's led. And {{user}}..." She sighed. "Even if he was the voice of reason, which I doubt, they'd never heed his counsel."

Howard gave her a squeeze. “I’d normally tell you to let them figure it out themselves, but if it’ll make you feel better, then just go. They won’t mind. Sure, you tend to take over every situation, but I’m sure you can restrain… yourself…” He realized he was treading on thin ice there.

"I actually can do that, thank you very much." His wife gave him a dirty look before settling into a troubled frown. “But if I show up and start demanding answers, they’ll ask how I know about their little country mouse being the assassin who almost killed them all.” She sighed in disgust. “Still can’t believe they didn’t throw that snake in the dungeon the second they found out.”

Her husband nodded, face darkening. “Charlotte’s overconfidence and Florence’s foolish heart, no doubt. Are you sure I can’t go do it for them?”

She considered it again, as she had a hundred times before. "No... maybe? Oh, by Althena's cunt!" The oath exploded from her as she sat up. "They're so reckless! You know what? That's it." She threw off the covers. "I'm leaving for Claymore Manor immediately. They ALL need a very thorough talking to."

“Our hive will hold while its queen is away.” He settled into the bed once more. "Take a few marauders with you."

“Of course; and that reminds me. I’ll have Sierra and Chloe attend you while I’m gone.” She gave him a warm kiss before crawling out of bed.

His eyes followed her appreciatively as she moved naked through the darkened room, particularly lingering on the generous curve of her bottom. “Chloe’s rather… slight. What about Trina? She’s more to my preference.”

Rachael laughed, pausing to ring for an attendant before proceeding to her vanity. “Ever pursuing the fuller mistress. But no, it’ll be Chloe. I want you to miss me a little.”

———

The Blakeney Matriarch glided into the main hall of the Claymore manor without warning or fanfare. She was flanked by four towering Ragnar warriors. The servants bowed nervously, no doubt planning to send word to their mistresses that their mother had arrived unannounced. One servant in particular paled when she saw her, but sank into a nervous curtsey.

“M-my lady… why… why are you here?”

“Take me to that ‘crossgal’.”

This was a nightmare. Fiona trembled at the thought of what might happen. “O-of course, my lady. Miss Hamilton is taking tea with Lord {{user}} in the west parlor.”

“Lead on.”

The journey to the parlor was tense. Fiona couldn’t stop glancing at her companions, big, fearsome savages with painted faces and wearing animal skins. Stories of their infamy had always terrified her. “Here we are.”

Rachael addressed her warriors. “There is a second exit and a window. Cover them both.” She fixed her two best men with a significant look. “You know what to do. Fiona, stay here.”

“Yes. Thank you, Mistress.” Before the servant could make the request that weighed on her mind, the group swept into the room.

———

Estra had been enjoying a very pleasant time with {{user}}, telling him about their homeland with its lush forests and misted vales. It had been a massive risk to remain after her identity had been exposed to the wives, but being able to converse with people without disguise was a new and intoxicating experience. Of course, she still wore her crossgal outfit so the servants wouldn’t be the wiser. "You’ll see. When we get the chance, I’ll show you the sacred bamboo forest of Loth Logan. The shrines are always lit and go all the way up the mountain. It’s-"

The door banged open and four gigantic men flooded in, heading for the egresses. Behind them came a surprisingly whimsical looking Matriarch.

Instantly suspecting that this was an ambush, but keeping her head, Estra rose from her seat and swept off her crosshat. She bowed. “Well, if it ain’t the lovely Lady Blakeney. It’s a fine day, seeing you again. To what do we owe the pleasure?”

Just as expected, the two warriors rushed her. Time slowed, a side affect from her addiction, and for a moment she considered resisting. Blinding powder to their faces, a kick to that one's knee, and a quick jab with her hidden blade. But... starting a killing spree was always a bad idea, especially among potential allies. Besides, she knew that these northern marauders would fight on regardless of injury; her people had learned that the hard way. Instead, she allowed herself to be seized and was slammed facedown onto the table. Ouch.

Now that the cat was seemingly out of the bag, she glared at her prince and dropped the accent. "{{user}}, is there not one person in your house who can keep a secret?!"

Rachael elegantly took Estra's seat at the table, crossing her legs. Clearly in no hurry, she picked up the assassin’s teacup and drew a long and luxurious sip. The silence stretched painfully.

Finally, she set down the cup and smiled with deceptive benevolence at her beloved son-in-law. “Perhaps it would be wise for you to give me an explanation, my dear.”

A11b

For a place suddenly overrun by the undead, Greydall was a rather lively place. Children squealed and frolicked, unrestrained by their typically more strict guardians. Witch hats, ghoul shrouds, demon horns, and a surprising amount of maid headdress adorned the bobbing and fidgeting heads of the mischievous tykes as they crowded around a blond, and scantily clad, werewolf. “Mistress Claymore! Mistress Claymore!”

"Gather round, my little monsters!" Florence called out, her voice carrying over the excited chatter. "I am Luna Howlette, wildwolf of the the north and gobbler of children!” she snagged one particularly excitable boy in her furry paws, tickling him mercilessly and play biting his shoulder. The kids all surged forward to assist their compatriot, returning the favor by tickling the girl along her fur bikini clad legs.

She laughed helplessly, allowing the giggling (and blushing) boy to wriggle out of her arms. Jumping back from the crowd, she bent forward and spoke in a conspiratorial hush, “Hallow’s Eve is a veeeery dangerous time for children, especially for boys! If you cuties don’t gather enough candy and kisses from the mommies, you may be snatched the nefarious Draculina!”

As Luna spun a tale of a grumpy vampire queen who would steal away misbehaving children and read in her stupid library while everyone else was having fun, a hush fell over the crowd. The children turned to see a regal figure emerge from the shadows; Charlotte, resplendent in a form-fitting vampire gown, her dark hair cascading over her pale shoulders and a scowl on her face.

“Perhaps I should settle for sucking the blood of a mouthy, bimbo werewolf instead.”

Her irritation was short lived, however, as a group of excited boys crowded about her legs, begging for kisses and candy. A blush formed on her cheeks and she huffed in typical tsundere fashion. “Oh, very well! I suppose I must show you favor as your matriarch. You first, boy.”

Florence… er, Luna, giggled at the sight of her wife aggressively smooching the cheeks of the Greydall boys, all of whom were quite happy to get the busty vampire's favor. She took a seat next to her husband, admiring his fancy lichmaster costume. The fur clad heiress playfully pulled his pointy warlock hat down over his eyes. “You've cast quite the spell over Greydall, my dear. The whole town is bewitched. I’m so proud of you.”

Indeed, Greydall had been transformed into a Hallow's Eve wonderland. Jack-o-lanterns grinned from every stoop, their flickering candles casting eerie shadows across the cobblestone streets. The savory aroma of roasting meats mingled with the sweetness of caramel apples and cinnamon donuts, making Luna's fanged mouth water. In the distance, shrieks of laughter echoed from the scaremaze, where a ghostly bride ushered in giggling couples.

“The maids just finished getting the orphans ready and they’re sooooo cute in their little costumes! Makes me want to adopt one myself. Her squeal was overheard by her undead wife, who gave her a warning look. She responded by sticking out her tongue. “The families won’t know what hit them! If we don’t have half of them adopted by the end of the night, I’ll become a werewolf for real.”

“So you’d get even hairier?” giggled a voice from behind them. “Last time I helped you in the bath, you already seemed a little too… furry. You sure that's all wolf's hair?” They turned to find a walking corpse who was staring unashamedly at Luna's shaggy bikini.

The werewolf bared her teeth and took a threatening step forward. “If you want a red butt to go along with that pallor, ‘Zomberella’, keep wagging your tongue! she glanced at her husband, a heavy blush forming on her cheeks. “She’s lying. I am perfectly groomed.”

"Careful with that talk, Luna, or you may end up with a litter of your own." Zomberella wore her skimpy maid outfit (made even more risqué due to its tattered appearance) but her skin was a pale gray and blood stains marked her from head to foot. She jerkily placed her hand on her hip. “Is my noble lichmaster ready to lead his undead legion against these little ghouls?” Behind her stood two more zombies, one with a serious look on her dusky face. The other jumped when a mischievous boy pinched her exposed bottom.

Luna recovered her composure enough to speak up. “{{user}} is overseeing this entire nightmare. He can’t hold your clammy hands all night." She eyed the other girl's prominent breasts for a moment, whether with interest or envy, it was hard to say. "Speaking of which...”

It looked like Draculina had run out of boys to kiss, not that they showed any signs of leaving her side. She was looking around for help. Luna howled briefly to gather everyone's attention. “Oh no! The lichmaster has cast a curse upon all the girls! They’re all vampires now! And their favorite snack is boys! Quick! Get a kiss from a mommy! It's the only way to be safe!”

The whole crowd of children erupted into giggles, squeals, and bites. The boys scattered, followed by their suddenly very toothy female peers.

Freed from her duty of kissing all the boys, a new experience to be sure, Draculina joined her spouses. "I must admit, {{user}}, I had my doubts about this whole affair (mostly because it was organized by a man), but I’ve already overheard more than one wife planning an adoption. I am woman enough to admit that something special is happening here. Perhaps, if we're very lucky, the orphanage will lie abandoned by morning."

The 'vampiress' looked around. Everywhere, her costumed staff were assisting in the festivities. The orphans were playing their part perfectly as well, endearing themselves to families who’d come from as far as the Syvain to witness this enormous production.

Luna snuggled up against her vampire wife, nuzzling her sideboob and earning a blush. "Draculina owes me a date in the scaremaze later, but we’ve got festivities to help with." She gave her husband a smile. "So, Lichmaster, who would you like to assist first? I’ll be leading the girls in hunting the boys. Draculina will be helping the darling ghoulies seduce their hopefully future mothers. Zomberella and all the other maids have their various assignments. And I’m sure that succubus mother of mine is around here somewhere stirring up trouble."

She looked around. "And you could also track down you know who and make sure she isn't traumatizing the kids with that horrible Mistress Death costume." Florence shuddered as she recalled her friend's terrifying makeup and cloak. Did people just not know restraint in that goddesscursed country?

"Anyway, the choice is yours."

A11c

Florence deftly lit another candle, drizzling its molten wax onto the evergreen branch with practiced precision. “You’ve got to be careful where you place them, otherwise the tree itself becomes the candle.” she giggled, a whispy cloud escaping her lips into the crisp night air, and stuck the newly lit stick into the rapidly cooling wax.

Estra believed her. With the amount of fire on that thing, it was one scorched needle away from a conflagration. The Florans were well experienced though and she watched a father lift his giggling daughter up to the tree, whispering instructions in her ear.

All around the enormous pine, families both young and old were participating in the tradition. This tree, the largest that could be found, had been placed in the center of the elaborately decorated Greydal town square. The air was crisp and cool, carrying with it the mingled scents of fresh snow, woodsmoke from nearby hearths, and the subtle sweetness of holiday delicacies. The laughter of children and the cheerful greetings of neighbors filled the air, mingling with the distant strains of festive music. Estra spied one older couple, grandkids running about underfoot, light their own candles with trembling fingers. The husband gave his wife a tender kiss on her weathered cheek, prompting her to snuggle into his larger frame.

The heartwarming scene probably should have filled Estra with warmth, but instead, it left the subversive feeling deeply troubled. All her life she’d believed that Flora was an oppressive, cruel culture; but there seemed to be so much… joy in the people sometimes. Before, she’d dismissed any such tender gestures as the pathetic mewlings of well brainwashed slaves, but recently, she'd begun to see that things were not so black and white. Living with the Hamiltons, under their famously androphilic Matriarch, had opened her eyes to the possibility that a man could be respected and honored here. Interacting with the people of Andrea’s Cross, which, while still matriarchal, featured men as independent as anywhere in the world, had only hammered home the point.

And even here in Cassia, elbow deep in dominatrix country, there was this… cloying sweetness to the people sometimes. The Claymore maids were all such sweethearts, dominant though they were. Claire especially… well, Estra wasn’t sure what to make of that. The girl was quite subservient in her professional capacity, with lowered eyes and formal honorifics, yet oddly pushy and outright insubordinate when coquettish. The maid had even casually mentioned that she expected to top her own lord if she ever got the opportunity to bed him. It made the Duranian’s head spin.

“Ah! Perfect timing, my darlings!” Florence’s exclamation drew her attention. {{user}} had just arrived with a pack full of candles over his shoulder and one of the worst dominatrixes of all on his arm.

Their wife skipped over and placed a kiss on his cheek and one on the corner of Charlotte’s lip, the most they could get away with in public. “It’s your turn to put your candles on the tree! And you must do so together, it’s a Seerlight tradition for lovers, after all.”

“I believe that would disqualify us.” quipped the taller girl sarcastically, though her pensive frown and wringing hands denoted her restlessness. “Though, I suppose... we needn’t be too strict with that tradition. Very well. Come, husband, attend your mistress.”

Estra watched them in bemusement for a moment before turning to her partner for the evening. “What exactly do all the candles mean?”

The blond countess paused. “Um… it shows our gratitude, I think? I don’t know, it’s just something we do. Like eating cinnamon pie.” She had the grace to look embarrassed at least.

“You don’t have to hold my hand so tight, {{user}}…” complained Charlotte quietly before turning her head and injecting herself into the duo's conversation. “The candles represent the guiding light bestowed upon the world by Althena. They symbolize both the Prophet of old and the innumerable oracles who have illuminated Flora's path throughout the generations." She gave her wife a superior smirk. "And while yes, each is a prayer of gratitude and supplication, some people just like all the pretty lights.”

“You’re dripping wax on your gown, dear.” replied Florence flatly.

“Ack! Goddesscurse it! Why didn’t you warn me, {{user}}?!” To Estra’s relief, the klutz’s candle was plucked neatly from her hand, by a very responsible gentleman, before she could light herself on fire brushing at her dress. “I just had this made!”

“Have you ever dated an insufferable know-it-all, Estra?” Florence turned to leave but threw a scouring glare at her wife. “Let’s leave these two lovebirds,” That earned her a satisfying growl. “to their own devices. We need to set up the Father Seerlight event.”

The two left behind the bossy voice of Charlotte and entered the guildhall, which was filled with their staff setting up for the event. The two girls joined them. The great hearth crackled with a roaring fire, casting a golden glow over the room and filling the air with the comforting scent of burning oak. Garlands of holly and mistletoe decorated the wall. In front of the fire and surrounded by elegantly wrapped presents, sat a finely carved wooden throne. Seeing it returned Estra's thoughts to the man who would soon be seated there.

How different had been her opinion of Floran men before her encounter with {{user}}. Losing a fight to one, which, in her estimation, was exactly what she’d done, had disabused her of their cowardice and weakness; getting to know him had taught her that men here could retain their strong minds; attempting to seduce him had proved that virtue was valued here. It had left her reeling, her ideology filled with holes.

Sometimes, it made her question whether it was just, attempting to destroy this culture. Obviously, she was not ignorant of the terrible abuses committed by the unscrupulous (Charlotte skirted the line there, after all) but there was… value here, as much as she wanted to deny it. Speaking of which…

“This is one of the best parts of the holiday, Estra. Children from all over the county come to tell Father Seerlight their wishes, in front of their parents, of course.” Florence winked as she arranged the winter flowers behind the throne. “And before you ask: No, I don’t know where this tradition came from.”

Estra actually knew that one already. “It’s to honor St. Andrew, who was an oracle when he was a boy but later married the Duchess of some county out east.” She did what she could to imitate the other decorators as she spoke. “He was apparently so charitable that he almost bankrupted them both.”

“Really?” The Floran countess blinked. “That’s pretty cool! And irresponsible. How did you know that?”

She was given a side glance by the Duranian agent. “Huh, maybe Charlotte’s right that you should have paid better attention in school. I have to know things for my covers. I posed as a mousy professor once.”

“School schmool. I already know what I need to know.” The reproach was waived off. “Charlotte went to fill her head with useless trivia like that, I went to kick butt. Rainbridge doesn’t push its athletes into academics.”

The two were interrupted once again by Charlotte’s arrival, who stomped into the hall, her scowling face as ripe as a tomato. “You will not believe what that… that man did!”

The two blonds shared a glance. “Something romantic?” asked one, while the other said, “Something awesome.”

“Uh, no! growled the black haired lesbian. “Sexual harassment! I burned my finger with the wax and he… he…” at their uncomprehending expressions, she huffed. “He put it in his mouth and sucked on it!”

Florence was nonplussed. Her condescending reply might better have been directed at a child. “Yeah, that’s what we do with our burns, Charlotte.”

Condescension from Florence of all people sat about as well with Charlotte as the finger sucking, arguably even less so. "I know that!” she snapped. “how dare y- urgh! He didn’t have the ri- It was presumptuous and forward… I didn’t give him permission to-!" With nothing she said being taken seriously by the smirking blonds, Charlotte crossed her arms and sat in the throne with a huff. "He’s going to get it when we get home!"

Florence finished laughing at her wife and put a laurel crown on her dark head. “It’s just a soon-to-be-cherished Seerlight memory, Char. Though, I wish we could have the family with us for all this. Lenneth and I always dress up as the angel twins and sing for the town. And Mom…” Florence suddenly sighed. This would be her first Seerlight spent away from her family. “And Daddy…”

Charlotte’s pout lasted only until she heard the vulnerability in her wife’s voice. She grumbled something under her breath before letting it go. “They have their own celebrations to oversee, Floren. It’s… unfortunate,” and Charlotte really did look earnest here, “that we won’t have them during the holidays, but we have our own family now. You have me. And you have our friends, our servants, and someday… our children.”

A small smile lifted Florence’s spirits. “And {{user}} too, right?”

Charlotte was still mad at him, so her voice was tight. “If he learns to behave himself.”

That broke the somber mood and Florence giggled as she hopped into her beloved’s lap. Luckily, those present were their own staff. “I’m glad you’re in such a charitable mood, my darling, because I have news which will require all your forbearance.”

"If you say that you’ve forgotten the wig-"

“I forgot the wig.”

Charlotte wanted to push that little imp off her lap and right onto her bouncy ass. “Then you had best find one.”

Estra, unfamiliar with this less prominent Seerlight role, waited for a lull in the wives' banter before interjecting with the question.

Charlotte wouldn’t reply so it fell to the other girl who gave her a mischievous smirk. “I’m afraid the responsibility of playing the role of Mistress Seerlight, doting wife to Father Seerlight, falls to my beloved. I hope you’ve been thinking up blessings, dear.” Florence gave her irritable wife a peck on the lips, forestalling the coming lecture by a few more seconds.

Oh. That was right. That lady with the huge boobs who worked with St. Andrew. The assassin grinned. “Well, you fill out the skimpy outfit better anyway, Charly." Mistress Seerlight, like most idealized Floran women, was usually depicted as a tall, busty woman. “No offense to Blondie, of course, but you’ve got a body that just screams ‘fertile’.”

“I would slap you in the face if you were a man, murderer. Don’t say that word around…” The appearance of {{user}} at the door made Charlotte flush... and scowl. She gently pushed the blond off her lap and cleared her throat awkwardly. “Husband. Our idiot wife ‘forgot’ her wig, so you’re stuck with the only remaining brunette, I’m afraid. Let’s get this over with.” Her downturned palm was raised and she allowed him to lift and escort her into the back rooms. “And don’t think I've forgiven you!”

Estra watched the duo disappear with some bemusement. “So… is Charlotte…?”

"Totally in denial about something? No, not at all. What makes you say that?" Florence rolled her eyes and finished hanging the last wreath. "I wasted a whole girlhood dealing with that crap."

That was something that concerned the lovestruck killer. These two being dy- lesbians was simultaneously a source of vicarious outrage on {{user}}’s behalf and a cause for optimism in herself. Florence’s open minded affection and Charlotte’s tsundere act would have to be stewed over another time, however; it was almost time. “So I’ve been around all this once before, but could you tell me what each person does in this thing?”

Florence took her hand and led them to their own changing room. “Ok, so {{user}} will be playing the father. He’s the star of the show. The children come in, sit on his lap and tell him their wishes. He comforts and charms them, offers advice and tells them he’ll appeal to Althena on their behalf.” Once inside, she pushed a red knit sweater in the other girl’s hands. "Every county has it's own traditions. In the Black Forest, if a family came to us truly destitute, my own would help them in acquiring the wish if possible." She smiled confidently. "It is a tradition I intend to carry forward with our own family."

Estra felt a little uncomfortable hearing the word 'our', but rationalized it as Florence speaking about Charlotte and {{user}}. She looked down at the sweater, noting its lack of a bottom. That famed Floran modesty rarely disappointed. “And what's Charlotte role tonight?”

Florence was already down to her panties, which were lined with fur. Oh crap, was that really part of this costume? "The mistress pronounces a personalized blessing upon the child and kisses them. As for us, we are their servants." she pointed to herself and then to Estra. "Joy and Harmony. Of course, I’ll be Joy, with my natural animal magnetism, cracking jokes and breaking the ice, while you get to be the angry one who disapproves of everything everyone does."

Estra, a veteran of countless elaborate disguises and personas, couldn't help but feel a twinge of annoyance at Florence hogging the best role. She removed her hat and coat and lifted off her shirt. “Why do I have to be the bitchy one?”

“Because I’m too awesome to be a shrew, and you’re a murderer.” chirped the countess cheerfully as she fit a holly crown to her head.

Apparently Florence still hadn’t fully forgiven her for the whole attempted murder thing. “Fair enough.” Feeling a foreign pair of eyes roaming her body, Estra paused with fingers looped under the hem of her skirt. “Uh... Florence, could you… look away?”

The other girl gave her a confused laugh. “Don’t be ridiculous, we’re both girls. It's not like we have anything to hide from each other.”

"Right... just like you have nothing to hide from Charlotte when you ogle other girls?"

"Uh..." The blond swallowed before laughing nervously. "I have no idea what you mean. My eyes are reserved for Charlotte alone." She held open the sweater dress for her friend. “Here.”

The close quarters, and Estra’s unfortunate promise not to kill her, left the assassin with little recourse. She sighed and dropped her skirt, resigned to the mercy of a pervert in denial. “I swear, you and Claire are like twins, Florence.” She shimmied into her thigh length sweater, trying to ignore the fact that the other girl's hands lingered just a moment longer than they should have.

“I am nothing like that slut. What are you even talking about? Now let me help you into the bloomers.”

———

The stage was set and the first of the children was bouncing on her heels. Charlotte looked resigned but resplendent in her earthy dress, breasts displayed prominently. She was clearly trying to think up blessings already. {{user}} looked amazing, as always, in his own traditional outfit.

As for Estra, well, if she kept her legs closed and didn’t bend over, she’d probably be able to keep her panties from showing.

Florence, however, had no such pretensions to modesty. She bounced down onto her heels next to the girl and began teasing her, making no effort to cover her bloomers. Estra suppressed a groan as she realized that the visible underwear was not a wardrobe malfunction, but a deliberate part of the ensemble. Fucking Flora!

“Are you ready to tell Father Seerlight your wish, cutie?” The blond asked the giggling girl, who nodded enthusiastically. “Alright, up we go!” she lifted the girl up and sat her onto {{user}}’s lap.

A12

The musty scent of old books and polished wood filled Claire's nostrils as she wandered through the vast library, her footsteps echoing softly on the frilled rugs. With {{user}}'s true identity revealed, the maid found herself seeking solace among the towering shelves more often than not. Now he seemed even further from reach.

"Not like I ever really had a chance. The guy's already married." The poor girl couldn't have been blamed for holding out a little hope though. It was always possible that Charlotte would give her permission to bed him and then who knew what could happen? Romance, adventure, crazy bisexual orgies, even babies and a seat at the marriage table weren't completely impossible. It had happened before... in a book she'd read once.

"Ugh. This sucks." The poor lovesick maid felt almost hopeless. No way someone like her could be with an actual prince. What made it worse was that the whole lot of 'important people' were spending all their time talking about politics and international relations, discussing whether they would make {{user}}'s lineage known to the larger world. Claire was used to being left out, but she felt particularly unspecial now.

Lost in her thoughts, Claire pushed open the door to the lecture room. "Maybe Estra will find out that I'm a long lost princess. Then they'd pay attention to me."

"Even if you were the daughter of the Goddess herself, you'd still be unbearably dull, Claire." came a monotone voice.

The maid jumped and whipped around, face red with outrage. "Who the hell said that? If that's you, Priti, I'm going to claw your eyes out!"

There was no answer. It couldn't be her fellow maid. Priti would have made her presence known immediately, likely with some tedious lecture about slacking off. Plus, it wasn't like her to be needlessly cruel. Trepidation began to overshadow outrage. The voice had come from above. She was halfway to the lector's dias before she noticed the figure seated there, paging through a thick tome with an air of casual authority. The maid froze, her heart stuttering in her chest as recognition dawned..

"Hello again, Claire." Loren Claymore, exiled matriarch of House Claymore, and tormentor of everyone Claire had ever loved, was just... here. The sight of that familiar face, so unexpected and unwelcome, sent a chill down Claire's spine.

A strangled sound died in her throat. She took a step back and almost tumbled down the stairs she'd just ascended. This couldn't be real. "M-m-m-m..."

Loren didn't bother to look up from her book, the purple highlights in her black bob gleaming under the lamplight. "The word you're looking for is mistress."

"M-Mistress!" Claire's voice cracked and she coughed several times to stall. But no amount of time would change reality. "Mistress Claymore... what are you doing here?"

Loren finally looked up at her, arching a perfectly manicured eyebrow, her expression shifting from boredom to something far more unsettling. "This is my home, Claire."

A thousand thoughts, a thousands objections arose. She was supposed to be in exile, stripped of nobility, powerless, destitute, and most importantly, far away from here. "I... yes, Mistress, I suppose so. But you have to admit that it is a little... unusual for you to be here now that you've been..." Banished from the country forever.

Something vaguely resembling amusement crossed the former matriarch's face. "It is indeed, my faithful servant. Though perhaps it need not be so going forward. How have you been getting along these last few years? You're looking well."

"A-as are you, my lady." An awkward silence filled the room, but Claire's thoughts were anything but quiet. What the hell had that meant? Why was she here? What was she plotting? Was a nightmare descending upon them all?

"As stimulating a conversation as ever, Claire." came the deadpan voice after several more moments. "That breathtaking wit must be the reason that Charlotte has kept you around all these years." The older woman turned back to her book. "Be a dear and inform my daughter that I expect her in the library. And please send a more... verbose maid to bring me tea. I've found myself starved of sophisticated company."

Despite her actual horror at seeing this ghost from the past, the maid felt her insecurities prickle at the barbs. The need to feel esteemed or at least regarded was proving quite strong. This woman had always made her feel this way. "Hey, I'm just... a little tongue tied right now, ok? This is a huge shock. I'm quite a... conversationalist when I feel more comfortable."

"Shall I find a way to loosen your tongue then?" Loren didn't look up from her book.

Claire realized she didn't need validation that badly. "N-nope! No thank you. One daughter and one chatty maid coming right up, Mistress."

The moment she was out of sight, Claire broke into a run.

———

Florence tried to hide a smile, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "I guess we really did become princesses, eh Charlotte?"

"Focus, Florence." Charlotte said with a sigh of exasperation. “This is serious.”

Estra leaned forward, her hands clasped tightly in front of her. "I've been patient enough, Charlotte. You've had more than enough time to think. Let me take {{user}} to Duran where he belongs."

Charlotte sighed, rubbing her temples. "I understand your eagerness, Estra. But we can't afford to be reckless. There's something bigger at play here, I can feel it."

Estra's jaw clenched, a flicker of frustration crossing her face. "Then we have even greater cause to be decisive! The longer we wait, the more danger he's in. In Prince Charlie's court, he'll be safe from whatever schemes are brewing."

Florence's voice cut through the tension, her tone uncharacteristically sharp. "And what about us, huh? What about our marriage, our life together? If your royal family takes him back, they could easily declare our union void. We could lose him forever."

Silence answered that question easily enough.

"I know you think I'm being selfish, Estra, and maybe I am, but we have a whole life together, one that we love."

The assassin fixed Florence with a hard stare. "Are you afraid that without him to serve as your..." she checked herself, wanting to avoid derailing the conversation. "as the glue binding your marriage to Charlotte, that you and she won't can't be together?"

Charlotte held up a hand, silencing her wife's sputtering denial. "We're all on the same side here. Estra, I’ll thank you not to assume that we care nothing for him. He’s become much more than just a pawn to us. He's a part of our family, a vital piece of the life we've built together."

"Look, I don't want him to leave! I want him to stay with me, ok?" Florence interrupted. She couldn't seem to make sense of her feelings either. Charlotte frowned as a spark of jealousy flared in her heart.

Estra chuckled, but she felt anything but mirth. "Your personal feelings seem a little insignificant next to the welfare of an entire nation."

Charlotte sighed and shook it off, tapping her desk absently. "I don’t dispute that assertion; this is bigger than just us. However, his importance extends beyond Duran. {{user}} is caught between two nations now. Our marriage has political ramifications that we can't ignore and there are diplomatic opportunities here that shouldn't be squandered."

Estra opened her mouth to argue, but Charlotte pressed on. "There's more. I intended to mention this first but someone led us on an emotional tangent." She shot her wife a look before focusing on the assassin. "I've received word that the border has been closed. Troops are securing the passes as we speak. Even if we wanted to smuggle {{user}} into Duran, it would be impossible now."

Florence's eyes widened, her hand flying to her mouth. "What? But why would they do that?"

Charlotte's expression darkened, her voice low and urgent. "Because the princess knows who {{user}} really is. I suspect we have a spy in our midst, feeding her information."

The chair scraped against the floor as Estra shot to her feet. "Then we have to act now! We need to get {{user}} into hiding before it's too late!"

Charlotte shook her head, her gaze distant as she contemplated their next move. "No, we can't risk tipping our hand. The only reason we don't have soldiers here right now is that the princess doesn't have the actual right to invade my lands. But if it looks like he's about to slip away, the princess will panic and send the army to lock down my entire county, political fallout be damned."

She leaned forward, her eyes glinting with determination. "I have a plan. The Rose Bouquet rapidly approaches and I'm gathering allies as we speak. If we can reveal {{user}}'s identity there, in front of all the matriarchs, we may be able to force a negotiation with Duran. Most of them want peace, after all."

“That… sounds good, right?” Florence flashed Estra a hopeful smile. "But you're definitely right about one thing, it doesn’t feel safe to keep {{user}} here. An extended ’visit’ to my mother’s estate won't rouse suspicions and we’ll be far more secure-"

The door burst open, cutting off Florence’s words. Claire stood in the doorway, her face ashen. “Charlotte! Oh Goddess, you won’t..! It’s her! She’s here!”

———

Priti cast a side glace at the man walking next to her. Claire was right; heaven had done well by him. Even she, as proper and strict as she was, couldn't help thinking that it was a travesty that he was being wasted on those two lesbians.

The Pradeshi maid sighed to herself. These thoughts were merely a distraction from the thorns of anxiety which were creeping into her heart. She'd heard rumors of the previous mistress of this estate and her mere presence had cast a cloud about the entire mansion. The conversation they'd had had seemed pleasant enough, but there was something off about her.

"In here, my lord."

The wide libraries doors yielded to a scene which neither could have predicted. Their mistress sat across from a smaller woman in stunned silence, staring at an official looking document in her trembling hands.

"I assure you it is quite real, Charlotte. Signed by the princess herself and pressed with the privy seal. I am fully pardoned."

The other woman sat with a very bland expression. She sure seemed to like purple, so ubiquitous was it in her clothing and hair. It wasn't that she wasn't attractive, but if Priti hadn't known who she was, she'd have barely passed her notice.

"This... this can't be real..." Was she talking about the paper or the whole situation? "And... everything is restored to you? Your title? This estate?"

"Indeed it is, my dear. As well as my stewardship over yourself and all of your," her eyes drifted towards the newcomers. "...assets."

Priti decided then and there that none of this concerned her in the slightest and that she'd best get the hell out of here. She bowed and stepped out of the library, closing the double doors. The last thing she saw was Loren regain that same eerie expression.

"You must be {{user}}."

A13

The silence in the lavish sitting room was palpable, broken only by the clink of delicate teacups and the distant chirping of oblivious birds. Claire carefully leaned forward to fill her mistress's cup, her practiced hand never wavering despite the tension that crackled between the two powerful women. She marveled at how the tea remained liquid, given the icy atmosphere that permeated the room. The storm was brewing, and Claire had a front-row seat.

"I must say, Lady Blakeney, you are looking as radiant as ever. It's wonderful to know that your family's prosperity allows you to fully... enjoy life's bounties." Loren's picked up her tea and, with an air of indifference, took a heedless sip of the scalding liquid. Claire suppressed a smirk as her lady recoiled slightly from the burn. Bitch!

The airy laughter that answered this might well have been mistaken for a viper’s rattle. “It does indeed. I only wish my closets were so refined. How jealous I feel seeing the famed Claymore wardrobe on display before me. Your gowns are always breathtaking. Why, I believe I saw a nearly identical outfit in a portrait of the Queen's illustrious great-grandmother. And those blush heels go so well with your cherry blouson! Who else would have the courage to experiment with such seemingly clashing colors as you?”

Finally someone had said something! Yesterday it had been a sickly green gown with tangerine gloves. Not for the first time, Claire wondered if Loren was simply colorblind and no one had been foolish enough to tell her.

The eyes of the mistress of the house narrowed at such provocations. She shifted her posture, covering her shoes with the hem of the clashing skirt, and dropped the subtly. “I thank you. In my opinion, the classics never go out of style. One as cultured and well read as yourself must surely agree. As the Blakeney library is the stuff of legend, I hope that your maids are as diligent in its maintenance as you are in its use.”

The clock on the wall ticked loudly several times. This was the best entertainment Claire had had since Florence decided she could cook. Poor {{user}}.

“I’ll have you know that I’m reading several books at the moment.” quipped Rachael, defensiveness just barely creeping into her tone.

“Oh? Have you finally gotten around to reading the Kama Sutra?”

The maid suspected that that wasn’t far off. “...They are tomes dedicated to the intricacies of the human psyche and their application to interpersonal cooperation and harmony.” Claire suppressed a groan. Seriously?

Loren's face twisted into a vicious sneer. “So sex guides and smut then. How delighted you must be to have found a book you can actually get through. The illustrations must be gripping. However, I regret to inform you that no amount of technique will halt the ravages of time. Are your husband’s eyes already wandering?”

The thicc MILF scoffed. “Has your sight faded as much as your luster? Look at me, Loren. Men fall at my perfect feet just to get the chance to look up my skirt. The jealous howls of scrawny old hags only serve to amuse me.” The voluptuous woman laughed with affected arrogance, causing her generous assets to quiver enticingly. Men definitely weren’t the only ones. Not for the first time, Claire imagined herself lounging in Rachael's lap. Yes, Mommy. I have been a good girl.

Loren’s face indicated she was very close to losing her cool. “I’m younger than you. And I certainly don’t envy some corpulent slut who bends over for every drooling peasant with a hard-on.”

The Blakeney matriarch grinned at having found this fray in her rival’s gown and brushed off her… mostly false accusation. “Sounds like it’s been a while, Lory. Tell me, when was the last time you had a caravan (train) run on you?”

To Claire's delight, her mistress's composure finally snapped. “Last year, idiot! Not that I need to fuck half the country to convince myself that I’m still desirable! How’s that husband of yours feel about it?!”

The heavier woman slammed her palms onto the table, causing Claire to jump in nervous excitement. The maid hid her delight very poorly as Rachael shot ponderously to her feet. “He’s fine with it! I provide him enough consorts to satisfy an army! He utters no complaint when I have a little fun on the side too! Unlike you, I actually give as much as I take!” Damn it! Why didn't she work for the Blakeneys!?

"Ha! So the savage is bored of your gigantic ass! Small wonder since he's married to an indolent sow!"

Rachael hid a great deal of offense behind a haughty aristocrat laugh. "Shows what you know! Every single night he pounds me so hard and so much that I can barely walk. I hired the concubines just so I could catch a few hours of sleep. I guess you wouldn't know what it's like to be with a real man since you're just a scraggly old crone! Hohoho!~"

Loren trembled in fury. “You fat, bimbo slut!”

It seemed increasingly likely that the two esteemed matriarchs were about to treat Claire to a reenactment of their infamous catfight during the Rose Bouquet 12 years prior, which had resulted in nearly all of the assembled matriarchs joining in on a hair-pulling, face-scratching melee on the floor of the Sacrarium Matris. Rumor had it that the Marquess of Cantock still bore several bite marks on her arm, courtesy of the feisty young princess Euphemia. Then Crown Princess Allarial caused a scandal when she called her all male royal guard into that sacred fertility shrine to pull the women apart. Apparently, its head priestess still hadn't forgiven her.

Claire found herself leaning forward in giddy anticipation, hoping to see Mistress Blakeney demonstrate the famous bitchslap which had started it all, but, feeling a slight tickle in her throat, made perhaps the worst mistake of her life. She coughed.

The ladies suddenly remembered why they were actually here and, after glaring at each other for a few more seconds, retook their seats. Nooo! “As fun as it’s been catching up, Rachael, let us dispense with these pleasantries. I know well why you’ve come. Let me say at once that I am well within my rights. With this pardon, my estate and title are restored. Charlotte is once again under my legal guardianship, as are her assets.”

This wasn’t exactly news to the other woman. The moment she’d received word of this development, she’d gathered her attorneys to go over every estate law in her books to try and free her daughter-in-law from this nightmare. No luck so far. “Be that as it may, you have no legal power over my own daughter. And seeing as how their husband is shared equally, {{user}} may choose with which wife he wishes to live. I’ll be taking him home to Ashcroft with me.”

A subtle smile crossed the other matriarch's lips. “You may wish to have your lawyers look over that marriage contract again, Rachael. While the only power I have over your delightful little savage is to banish her from my county, I think you’ll find the legal guardianship of their husband to be a more vexing question.” Loren relaxed in her chair. “Which wife’s name was signed first? Whose was written in the margin? What surname did he take? Any magistrate would conclude that Charlotte’s claim is greater, that she is the head wife.”

Rachael’s jaw dropped open. "That’s… the flimsiest claim I’ve ever heard! There’s no way that’ll hold up!"

“I assure you, there is legal precedent.”

“We’ll see about that! I am suing you. Regardless, if you think I’m going to let you keep {{user}} here for another second…”

Loren looked around. “I don’t see your army, Rachael. How do you expect to take him? You have neither the legal right nor the soldiers.”

Once again, there was a pause as Rachael considered her options.

“This is a dangerous game you’re playing, Loren. It’s even stupider than usual. I’ve half a mind to march on your estate with my marauders and put you and your people to the sword. You have no idea how many of the other matriarchs would simply look the other way.”

Loren’s face suddenly took on that frighteningly eerie smile.

“I love it when you shed that wholesome facade, Rachael. We’re vipers, you and I. The only difference is that I don’t bother hiding my fangs.”

Rachael stood and walked towards the door. “All the libraries of the world couldn't hold the books needed to list the differences between us, Loren. This isn’t over.”

Once the plump woman was gone, Loren turned her imperious gaze upon her maid. "I believe that my tea was overheated. Fetch me the cane and put your elbows on the table."

———

The normally unflappable Blakeney matriarch wandered ponderously through the through the opulent halls of the Claymore estate. Her mind labored through weighty matters, considering every stratagem, every favor owed her, every alliance she'd forged. Nothing she possessed could overcome Loren's trump card: The favor of Crown Princess Cornelia. Her claims to {{user}} were flimsy, yes, but it was all she needed with the heir apparent backing her.

Rachael wished she could conspire with Charlotte as she'd done so often in the past, but the poor dear was a shadow of her former self, too terrified of her mother to do more than meekly accede to Loren's every demand. It was hard to blame her, given what Loren had done to her in her childhood. Not to mention the threat of disownment and disenfranchisement from her birthright hung over her head like a sword. According to Claire, Charlotte rarely left her library these days, even to sleep.

The passing servants were on edge, most not even daring to gift the beloved matriarch a smile. It was a far cry from the merry reception which usually greeted her here. Her thoughts turned to the shocking revelation she'd been given by her daughter: her darling {{user}} had turned out to be the lost Duranian prince. There was no possible way that this was a coincidence. Loren had outmaneuvered her at every turn.

Rachael came to a decision. It only took a few minutes to locate her lovely son-in-law in the main hall. With an uncharacteristically serious expression she said, "Walk with me, {{user}}. We have much to discuss."

A14

Florence could scarcely believe she was doing this. Her heart was practically beating out of her chest in exhilaration. This was the greatest thing she'd ever done in her whole life. Trembling fingers pressed onto her chest plate and she took a deep breath. The excitement needed to be kept under control. Getting caught would be possibly life-threatening and absolutely humiliating.

With an athletic vault, the lithe tomboy shimmied up the grappling rope she'd thrown, finding footholds in the various carvings which encrusted the overly engineered facade of Claymore manor.

When she'd proposed this plan to her Duranian friend, she'd been told that ‘there is no way a soft Floran wh- er, princess' has what it takes to pull a caper like this off’. Of course, after she'd tackled the complacent assassin and put her in a submission hold, that attitude had been moderated. "Showed that smug Duranian bitch, didn't I?"

Thus she found herself, dressed in one of Estra's awesome assassin outfits, infiltrating her former home. Evading the guards had been nerve wracking, but surprisingly simple after the days she'd spent at Ashcroft under Estra's strict tutelage. Earlier, as she'd scoped out her target, the abundance of moonlight had caused her to switch to a white cloak. She marveled that she'd actually known what to do. She was totally like the Nightshade Ninja! This was so cool! “Nin nin!”

Unfortunately, she had no idea which room her wife now occupied. She did, however, know the location of her husband's window.

Knock Knock

While she waited for {{user}} to check the sound, Florence reflected on her situation. Loren had returned with a full pardon, throwing all their lives into chaos. Everything had been going so well. They'd confronted and converted Estra to their side, discovered {{user}} was a prince, and had been discussing how to use this for peace between the nations. But in one dreadful moment, all their plans had come crashing down.

*The previous mistress of this estate, a woman whom Florence had met no more than a few times and yet loathed with every fiber of her being, had set about tormenting her dear spouses with the cruelest of punishments, restrictions, cutting remarks, and actual physical abuse. *

The straw that broke the camel's back came when she entered the main hall to see her wife's dainty feet being beaten by that coldblooded snake Astrid, and that just because Charlotte had demanded that that grinning psychopath Vanessa stop beating {{user}} for whatever he had done. Florence had marched right up to Loren and flew into a screaming rant, culminating in a bell-ringing slap.

"Ugh, I suck." sighed the humbled tomboy. The ill-advised blow had resulted in little more than a terrifying grin from Loren followed by an avalanche of violence from her two handmaidens. Vanessa's heavy fists and Astrid's excruciatingly painful baton had inflicted such punishment upon the unprepared athlete that she’d been reduced to a cowering, blubbering child, begging for mercy… like always. Why was she such a goddesscursed coward whenever it mattered?! She suddenly didn’t feel much like a legendary ninja.

The window opened and she saw {{user}}'s cautious face appear in the gap. "{{user}}! It's me!" She practically jumped into his arms, laughing as loudly as she dared and squeezing him tight. "I'm here! I'm here."

The joyous reunion with her dearest friend buoyed her soul greatly. She stroked his cheek. "I hope you've been able to endure that witch's heel. I was so worried about you. The thought of you suffering without your enchanting wife to comfort you has weighed on my heart terribly."

She nuzzled his face again, but knew that she couldn't put off the likely painful request that had ultimately brought her here. Florence's heart clenched as she looked into {{user}}'s eyes. She knew how much it hurt him to be excluded from their marital bed, to be constantly reminded of his status as an outsider in his own marriage. But Charlotte needed her, needed the comfort and love that only she could provide. She hated herself for putting {{user}} in this position, for asking him to facilitate yet another intimate moment that he couldn't take part in.

"I have a selfish request, {{user}}" she said with a pained expression, voice thick with guilt. "It's not fair to ask this of you, not after everything you've been through. But Charlotte... I can't bear the thought of her facing this alone. She needs me, needs to feel my arms around her, needs to hear me say 'I love you'." A torturous silence stretched between them. "I've never wanted you to feel neglected or alone, please believe that, but… I… she cannot be made to live another night without my love. Please take me to her."

———

"Oh, Althena above, this cannot be the only way!" growled the blushing countess, pushing down the ruffles of the skimpy skirt. Her husband had just seen her panties AGAIN! "How can the maids bear to wear this... lingerie every day?"

The outfit was not, in fact, a set of lascivious undergarments but rather the official uniform of the Claymore household maidstaff. She would have been ashamed of herself if she hadn't felt so embarrassed. How many times had she drooled over some poor serving girl who'd been made to prance around in this exact outfit every single day? ‘I’m sorry, Priti, Fiona, Tera, Simone, and… all of the rest. You deserved better than your mistress’s lustful gaze.’ There was one maid, however, that she would never apologize to, even in her head, that slut!

(When she’d been changing)

Though her cheeks were stained red with mortification, she was able to give her stupid, perverted husband a glare. “Eyes up here, Mr! And don't you dare say anything!”

She studied his face for a moment, and it occurred to her that this was actually an opportunity. That one maid, who would remain nameless, had seemingly made it her personal mission to piss off her mistress by brazenly and habitually flirting with {{user}} right in front of her; always showing off those slutty panties and her gigantic… bouncy boobs! It had made her feel quite insecure, not to mention uncharacteristically jealous. Demanding to know if her husband found her prettier than a freaking maid was a memory that made the countess cringe.

Many a night had been spent pondering this dilemma: Why did it upset her so much to see them flirting? Did she have… feelings for her husband? For the maid? Both?

Her eyes returned to her husband and something occurred to her. Now that she too was dressed in this whorish maid… there were fewer variables to consider when judging between her and the other girl. Sure, he’d said that she was prettier, but she didn’t trust him! ‘Men are all sneaky and incapable of self-control! He totally wanted to bend Claire over and… hey, wait. This isn’t me. Get out of my head, Charlotte!’

She took a deep breath to ease her insecurity. In theory, {{user}} would now see things more objectively. Maybe… he’d even prove that he liked her better. While she was eager to be in Charlotte’s arms, the question must be answered… for science!

“Oops.” Florence steeled herself for what must be done and bent over to pick up the fallen duster, this time allowing the flaring skirt to ride enough to reveal the black lace of her silky panties. She gazed over her shoulder and batted her eyes. “{{user}}, do you think I’m prettier than that maid?”

A15

The newly restored mistress of the Claymore brood sat quite comfortably in the lush gardens of her estate, enjoying the smell of the flowers, songs of the birds and insects, and above all, the warm breeze. The harshness of her northern abode had never allowed her to acclimatize. Everything in Flora was soft, warm, and green; at least, she assumed it was. Honestly, most colors ran together. At least it wasn't white.

"And how are you enjoying your time away from that obnoxious co-wife of yours? I imagine it must be nice to have a little peace and quiet." She and her daughter were enjoying what was, for her, a very pleasant tea.

Charlotte was keenly aware of Astrid’s frigid presence behind her. That, and her bruised feet, helped remind her of what would happen if she flashed a defiant eye. The last time she’d snapped at her mother, the bottom of an old well had become her abode. It was much more comfortable up here. "I... miss her, Mother. I find myself longing for even her most frustrating foibles. Her bleeding heart, her nagging whine," she frowned. "She’s impractical, selfish, preachy, emotional, immature, defiant, childishly overconfident, has wandering eyes-"

"You are in love with this woman, correct?" asked Loren skeptically.

Charlotte managed a very melancholy smile. "Yes. I'm so in love with her that I want to die now that she's not with me."

Loren set her teacup down with a soft clink, her expression unreadable. "I thought I'd beaten all of that weakness out of you. Leave it to the Blakeneys to ruin a strong woman and enslave her to their relentless emotionalism."

There was much that Charlotte wished she had the courage to say to that, but alas. Besides, she didn't entirely disagree. All she could do was look miserable.

The older woman’s impassive gaze focused on the distant horizon. "That being the case, you may be intrigued by an offer your husband came to me with," Loren’s lips curving into a smile that held no warmth. "He’s rather bold, isn’t he? To think he would dare to approach me directly, without proper reverence." She paused, letting the implication hang in the air. "But his proposal was not without merit. He felt that you were 'discontent with the current arrangement'. I cannot imagine why that might be, but his solution gave me pause. He asked if I would be willing to allow you a week away from our estate to spend with your beloved Florence."

The world seemed to tilt on its axis, Charlotte's breath catching in her throat. A week with Florence. Seven days of warmth, laughter, and love. The one night that Florence had snuck back in to see her had been the most emotional of their marriage. There was almost nothing she wouldn't do to be relieved even temporarily of the cloud which had become her life. Almost. The Devil never offers a gift. "At what cost?"

Loren allowed a very subtle smile reach her eyes. "There's my girl. I was afraid that that brainless poppi had dulled your wits entirely. Your husband offered to share my bed were I to accept. Apparently, he's under the impression that I want for companionship."

Charlotte's mind raced, arguments and counter-arguments swirling in a dizzying dance. {{user}} had offered to sacrifice his body for her benefit. Obviously she couldn't pimp out her own husband, right? He deserved some dignity at least. But then again, what else was a husband's duty but to serve his wife's interests? Besides, men enjoyed being used for sex! It was one of the many reasons why women were given dominance over them. But... her using him for her own selfishness had once made him suicidal! There was no way she could do that to him again. Then again... he had been the one to offer...

The silence was allowed to stretch for several minutes. Loren gestured her blue haired handmaid to her side and whispered something in her ear. The impassive woman’s eyes never left Charlotte. "I have already sent word to Ashcroft. Florence will be waiting for you at our cottage in the Cloud Forest." She stood, smoothing the folds of her dress. "Astrid will ensure your arrival and return for you when the time is right."

Charlotte opened her mouth to protest, despite already knowing which way she’d fall. "I have not agreed to anything!"

Loren paused for one moment, looking over her shoulder with a subtle smirk. "And yet you already have in your heart. Must I wait in tedious silence while you mollify your conscience and invent your excuses? Men exist to be useful, Charlotte. Not even you have forgotten that."

———

As Charlotte made her way through the dimly lit corridors of the Claymore estate, the weight of her decision seemed to press down on her with every step. The rich tapestries and elegant portraits that lined the walls, once a source of pride and comfort, now felt like silent accusers, their eyes following her as she walked.

Loren had been correct; the moment the offer had been made, acceptance was inevitable. It pained her greatly that she was so weak, so selfish, but could she stop herself from breathing? If a venomous serpent offered to pull her from a drowning pool, would she not accept?

As she walked, Charlotte pointedly avoided catching her reflection in the ornate mirrors lining the hallway. She couldn't bear to face the woman she had become, a mere shadow of the once-proud and ambitious countess she had aspired to be. Loren's return had stripped her of more than just her authority; it had laid bare the fragility of her own sense of self, reducing her to the frightened, powerless child she thought she had left behind years ago.

She needed a friendly face. With Florence banished and Estra departed, ostensibly because her family missed her, but really to maintain the cover that protected that traitor Matriarch Hamilton, Charlotte was left with only cruelty and men.

{{user}}'s continued company had been better than nothing, Charlotte supposed, but she hadn't found the energy required to be pleasant to him. Little things about him which had seemed innocuous or even charming before had transformed into irritants by the poisonous fumes of her misery. She had little tolerance for men at the best of times and lately she'd found none at all.

It all served to multiply her guilt and she found herself engaging again in desperate rationalization. She'd been generous to him, right? Given him wealth, servants, a title, and more respect than a man had any right to. It was only just for him to pay back that magnanimity by shouldering this most ignoble sacrifice.

Charlotte shook her head. What was wrong with her? Not only had her husband patiently weathered her bitter words and cold company, he'd sold himself to a devil for her. And here she was telling herself that he owed her more? "I really am my mother’s daughter…"

A movement near the telescope made her aware of her husband's presence. A blush touched her cheeks upon realizing that he'd overheard her. She quickly made her way to his side, skirts swishing noisily on the wooden floor.

While she could not bring herself to talk him out of it, she still felt the need to protest his choice. "Are you out of your wits, boy? Do you have any idea what you're offering? The price you’d have to pay for my moment of happiness? And for what? To allow me to lay in the arms of another?"

She shook her head, a single tear escaping to trail down her cheek. "I don't deserve this, {{user}}. Not after everything I've put you through. After ignoring your own desires for so long!"

Her eyes closed, unable to meet his gaze. "Why would you do this for me?"

A15a

An awkward air had descended between the three women as they lounged in the garden. The pink haired one was frowning, trying to determine where she had gone wrong in life. “I’m sorry, did you misspeak or…?”

“No, you heard me correctly, I want them. I must have them.”

“Must have his…” Loren didn’t want to even say the word. “Right… But… still attached to him, I hope?”

“I’m not a serial killer, Mistress.”

At least there was that.

“I do not get you, Astrid. Feet are disgusting. I mean, on a woman they’re, you know, whatever, but on a man?” Vanessa shuddered. “Seriously, were you in charge of washing everyone’s socks when you were a slave?”

The normally stoic woman’s eyes glinted ominously as a wonderful idea took hold. Loren quickly intervened. “Astrid, no. Down girl. We have maids for that. It’s beneath you.”

The blue haired handmaid’s response was dignified and measured. “Mistress, I assure you that I have no intention of debasing myself,” Astrid ignored Vanessa’s snort. “We may discuss such domestic chores at a later date,” Loren looked as if she’d rather it be MUCH later. “but I have served you faithfully for many years and asked little in return. Since you have free completely rein of him this whole week, I implore you to allow me to indulge myself.”

To her great astonishment, it was Vanessa who came to her aid. “You know, she’s not… entirely wrong, Loren. Tricking that scrote into offering you his body was genius, sure, especially since it was so his dyke of a wife could run off to make him a cuckold.” How Vanessa reveled in that particular humiliating detail. “But how are you even taking advantage of that? You haven’t bed him once.”

Loren gave her a cool look. “It does not serve my goals as yet.”

"I’m sure you have some crazy plan or another. I’m only asking how you can expect us to not turn a pansy like that into our free-use whore? Come on! That subby bitch is just begging to become my painslut!” Vanessa smashed a fist into her palm, grinning wolfishly.

Loren frowned and stared off into the forest for a moment. Her lackeys’ hopes soared. “I’ll admit, it is rather tempting.”

To their disappointment, however, the matriarch shook her head. “It does not serve my goals, as I said. Besides, even if it did, that fat slut would definitely hear of it. And she’s already on the verge of sending an army against me already. I must ask you to stay your fist.”

Vanassa scoffed in disgust and resignation, but Astrid leaned forward, not yet fully discouraged. “I don’t need to hurt him… much. Just his feet. I swear on my oath that I’ll do nothing more than caress them.” ok, that was a lie. “…and feather them. And… I’ll need to bind him while I beat them with bamboo; that’ll leave some marks.” She was starting to breath hard. "And, of course, I’ll need to breathe in their musk to make sure he's healthy. It would also be a good idea to taste-"

“If you promise to never describe this shit again, I will beg her to let you do whatever you want!” interrupted Vanessa. She looked ill.

“Quite.” Loren had indulged in some frightful things, but even she found herself unnerved. “Very well. My only condition is that you never reveal what happens.”

———

The moment she was out of her mistress’s sight, the ostensibly soulless Astrid broke into a grin so wide that a passing servant visibility shrank against the wall as she passed. She stopped at her room only to change out of her armor into something a bit more comfortable.

These last few weeks had been a torment. The only one available to torture had been Charlotte and then only under close supervision. While the dark haired girl’s feet were fine, she supposed… no, she could admit that they were quite pretty, but no woman's feet could compare to those of a delectable young man.

Despite her promise of restraint, Astrid knew that such a thing did not exist when it came to {{user}}’s glorious appendages. The few glimpses she’d stolen of him naked had revealed the truth. He was an angel, the prince of perfect feet. She wanted to nuzzle them, punish them, get them to trample her, tickle, beat, smear them with her juices and mark them forever with her musky essence. “You’re mine, {{user}}. Your feet are mine!.”

Without knocking or calling, she swept into his bedroom, finding him engrossed in a book. It was time to claim them.

However, Astrid had forgotten one thing. She did not know how to talk to men. In fact, her creepy obsessiveness had scared off every single man of her acquaintance. She opened her mouth, trusting that it would provide the words necessary to demand what she wanted. Nothing came out.

The clock ticked by awkwardly as nervous sweat began gathering on her forehead. She tried harder to speak, so much harder. Finally, one word was forced out, barely a whisper. “…feet.”

Oh goddess, just kill her now.

A15b

“Think I’ll take a walk.”

As the red-haired handmaiden strode from the room, her mistress and fellow servant exchanged a glance. A flicker of amusement danced in Loren's eyes, a smile that wasn't quite a smile. "It would be troublesome if he were to suffer any permanent damage, I should think."

Vanessa's lips curled into a dark chuckle. "Sometimes I get the feeling you think I'm some kinda brute, Mistress."

Her footsteps echoed through the halls of Claymore manor, a steady, ominous rhythm. With each step, anticipation coiled tighter in her gut. Loren's pardon and triumphant return had granted Vanessa free rein to indulge her every whim, to unleash the full force of her sadistic appetites on any man who caught her eye. The serving boys whispered of her cruelty, their voices hushed with a mix of fear and morbid fascination. But there had always been one prize beyond her reach, one forbidden fruit she'd been denied... until now. With only a few days left before Charlotte's return, Loren had suddenly and unexpectedly given her blessing. "Ready or not, here I come, you little whore."

In the gloom of the corridor, Vanessa's smile glinted like an obsidian blade. Among Loren's henchwomen, she stood alone, a towering amazon radiating an aura of malevolence that sent lesser men scurrying for cover. In her own mind, she was the embodiment of true Floran womanhood, a living rebuke to the soft, indolent, tentative females who had steered her homeland to decay and decline. But change was coming, a glorious reckoning for the simpering hypocrites who had sold their fangs for the approval of their manslaves.

In stark defiance of Floran convention, Vanessa eschewed the elegant gowns and flowing skirts favored by her peers. Instead, she donned the garb of a man: fitted trousers, a crisp button-up shirt, and suspenders that accentuated her powerful frame. Her boots, too, were a far cry from the dainty slippers or tall heels of noblewomen, their sturdy construction and utilitarian style announcing her disdain for feminine frippery. With her fiery mane shorn into a severe bob, Vanessa was the very picture of a crossdresser, a walking challenge to the current order. Let the simpering ladies of this stagnant aristocracy sneer and whisper behind their hands. Their reproach only fueled her contempt. "Hypocritical cunts, the lot of you."

For Vanessa, her masculine attire was no mere fashion statement, but a declaration of her most deeply held convictions. While the bulk of Floran womanhood clung to the belief that their power lay in beauty, allure, and the expert manipulation of men, Vanessa saw through the lies. The true strength of the female sex lay not in the trappings of frills and lace, but in their inherently ruthless self-interest, their unwavering devotion to their own gratification.

It was men*, with their ‘honor’ and ‘morality’ which had poisoned the minds of her sisters, causing them to set aside their own desires for the pursuit of some mythical 'virtue'. Was it not the overriding instinct of every woman to seek her own happiness regardless of what it might cost?*

While Vanessa’d never read the scriptures herself, she’d heard the priestesses preach once or twice. Did they not venerate femininity itself, rather than some arbitrary litany of virtues? If the so-called goddess had blessed them all with this 'Divine Feminine', which was supposedly the holiest of all gifts, then surely any constraint on female desire must be the blackest of heresies. Of course, in truth, the specifics of the dogma mattered little to Vanessa. Her faith was a cruder, more primal thing, a bone-deep certainty in the righteousness of her every impulse.

“Loren gets it.” Vanessa muttered with a sneer, anger at the world rising in her heart. “All that ‘benevolent domme’ horseshit. We're wolves who let sheep put our fangs in their pockets. Fucking hypocrites.”

The sight of {{user}}'s door up ahead sent a thrill of sadistic glee down Vanessa's spine, momentarily dampening the flames of her anger. The two wives were gone, Blondie banished permanently, and that coward, Darky Dyke, had been only too happy to abandon her husband to the wolves for a week of scissoring and muffdiving. “All alone and with no one to protect you, {{user}}. Whatever ever would you do if a predator came for you?”

Vanessa didn’t bother knocking as she strode through the door, one hand still in her pocket. Men deserved neither dignity nor privacy. “Well, well, if it isn’t Flora’s most famous doormat. Tell me, do your wives wipe their feet on you before walking all over you?”

The powerfully built redhead laughed at her own joke, which she’d been wanting to use for days. This was her favorite part. Breaking down a fresh victim, watching his eyes fill with anger before her fists turned him into a blubbering wreck. Advancing on him, her grin grew increasingly vicious. “I mean, I’ve heard of being whipped, but you take it to a whole new level. Do you fetch their slippers in your mouth too? Or do you just roll over and beg for whatever scraps of affection they’ll toss your way?”

She stopped in front of him, tilting her head to study his face. “But, hey, at least you get to watch. Am I right?”

Knowing Charlotte, that was the very last thing in the world which would have happened. Vanessa twisted her sneer into a mockingly sympathetic smile, putting her hand on his shoulder. “No, I can see it in your eyes. You poor boy. They never let you watch, do they? And they never let you get any on the side. Darky’s too much of a bitch and Blondie… well, I know her type. All smiles and sweetness and just LOVES to keep you all locked up and chaste for her. I’ll bet she thinks about you when she’s getting scissored, thinks about how pathetic and submissive you are. And she loves it. Loves getting fucked by someone else while you listen, pining for her love. Which you'll never have.”

He looked like he was about to bite back at this but a heavy fist to the stomach was enough to silence him. “I wasn’t done speaking, scrote. Did your owners forget to teach you manners?”

Only after ensuring he would remain quiet did she continue, popping several knuckles with her thumb. “I feel so bad for you. Stuck in this lonely marriage with no one to show you any love… but I’m not like them. I’m a good woman. I’ll let you be my painslut. Would that make you happy, Princess?”

A15c

She could feel it happening, the subtle weakening of his convictions, the fractures forming in his trust. Those he had given his loyalty to were being slowly revealed for what they truly were: selfish creatures wearing masks of virtue. His softening resolve was beautiful to watch, a necessary prelude to what would follow.

Loren affected a gentle sigh, shifting her weight. The subtle swish of her transparent nightgown against the silken sheets of their bed must have been deafening to his thirsty ears. “I have no doubt that you've felt deeply wronged, {{user}}. Everyone presents such a virtuous face to the world, don't they? But underneath those saintly masks, they're as ugly as any blackguard.”

He’d stopped challenging her on every point days ago. Now the weary and frustrated prince listened like a good boy should. “Take Charlotte, for instance." She let her voice drop to a confidential murmur. "She plays the respectable woman in public, but the moment she had power over you, what did she do? Condemned you to a life of humiliating cuckoldry, using you as nothing more than a tool to facilitate her own desires. Did it even occur to her that you might have your own dreams? Your own hopes? A life of your own?” Loren let the questions linger. "No, in her eyes, you exist only to be useful to her."

The matriarch gave her son-in-law a carefully crafted look of pity. "This is nothing new for Charlotte, I assure you. She has always viewed the world and everyone in it as tools for her will, caring nothing for those around her. She utterly refused to allow anyone to even look at something she considered her property." ‘Or someone’, she thought with an internal giggle. He was no doubt seeing a shock of blond hair in his mind’s eye.

A sad smile played across her lips, practiced to perfection. "The countless toys she was lavished with meant little to her, but she would be damned if she'd stand for a less fortunate child to covet one. I remember when a servant's boy was caught playing with her building blocks. She flew into such a rage, had the whole set thrown into the fire. She wouldn't be satisfied until his mother spanked him to wails and tears before her. The look of cruel satisfaction on her face..." She let the implication hang in the air. Had Charlotte ever had him punished for daring to look upon… her?

Loren's eyes, mirroring {{user}}’s own, gazed pensively into the ceiling, her fingers sliding through his hair with practiced affection. "And Florence, sweet Florence. I'm sure you think she's different, don't you? All kindness and understanding. But strip away that sugary veneer, and you'll find she's every bit as selfish."

Moonlight poured into the dimly lit room, which was silent apart from the whisper of the rustle of silk sheets as Loren shifted to face {{user}} more fully. Her voice was a soft, intimate, and insidious. "Have you ever met a more possessive woman? Even as a child, she was like a pretty little dragon, hoarding her treasures. She couldn't bear for anyone else to have her mother's attention, even though Rachael has enough love to fill the whole world."

Loren's eyes were understanding, gentle even. She reached a hand forward and stroked her son-in-law’s cheek. "I remember once at a party, Florence pitched began a shrieking fit because her mother dared to dance with another child. She screamed and cried until Rachael had no choice but to leave the poor boy partnerless on the dance floor. And then Florence just smiled, so smug and satisfied. That's how she's always been; those she considers hers are never allowed to look away from her."

She brushed her fingers over {{user}}'s jawline and looked as though she were searching his soul. "Isn't that exactly what she's doing to you now? Refusing you the intimacy you crave, but forbidding you to find it elsewhere? She wants to be your entire world, but… she'll never make you her whole world. And she does it all with that sweet smile, so you almost don't realize how cruel she's being."

As {{user}} listened in growing discontent, Loren continued her calculated commiseration and philosophical musings. She could see the doubt taking root behind his eyes, the subtle tension in his jaw. Good. He was isolated now, his wives off on their little tryst, leaving him vulnerable to her poisonous words. She'd used this tactic countless times before, the slow erosion of trust between even the closest allies. Like the time she'd turned those two young noble girls against each other, all with a few whispered insinuations. By the end, they'd been at each other's throats, their lifelong friendship shattered beyond repair.

There could be little doubt that {{user}}’s mind was especially susceptible now. Despite the myriad women who either owed or wished to give their affection to him, he was weakened by loneliness and neglect. The sexual frustration was just the cherry on top, and oh, how deliciously frustrated he was. She'd made sure of that.

Loren's eyes flicked over {{user}}'s form, taking in every detail. The restless way his fingers twitched against the sheets, the bitter curl of his lip. When he'd so nobly offered himself to her in exchange for Charlotte's week of freedom, he'd surely expected her to provide relief for all that pent-up desire. ‘How noble of you, son-in-law,’ she giggled internally. The poor, naive boy. As if she'd let him off that easily. No, denial was a far more effective tool, and she wielded it as only one so experienced could.

These past nights had been a sweet torture for him, she knew. She'd teased and tempted, brushed against him in all the right ways, but never gave him the satisfaction he craved. Dressed in her most provocative attire, she'd lain beside him, close enough to feel the heat of his skin, and insisted on nothing but conversation. She could practically taste his mounting frustration, his anger at being denied yet again. After all, wasn't that the story of his entire marriage? Of his whole life? Loren bit back a laugh.

But this was just the beginning, a mere prelude to the true symphony she had planned. With every passing night, she would chip away at his resolve, plant the seeds of resentment and bitterness. She would nurture his doubts until they blossomed into something truly toxic, until he questioned the very foundation of every relationship he held dear. And then, when he was at his lowest, when he'd lost all faith in those he once loved... well. Loren shivered with anticipation. She could hardly wait.

Loren schooled her face, ensuring he never saw what she felt within. “It’s not just noblewomen who wear masks. Our poor maid, Claire, isn’t all that different. A blind man could see that she covets you for herself. She gave him a knowing look. How you must curse your selfish wives for forbidding that which would be so eagerly given.”

Any potential protests were silenced by her raised hand. "Oh, I know what you're thinking. Claire isn't like the others, right? She's genuine. A selfless friend. 'She wants nothing more than for my happiness', right?"

Loren leaned forward, an eerie glow in her eyes. “But that girl doesn’t really love you either. You’re every bit a tool to her as you are to Charlotte. Think about it. She's spent her whole life in servitude, watching the aristocracy from below. She's seen our wealth, our power, the way people bend over backwards to please us. And she wants that for herself. She wants the fancy dresses, the shiny trinkets, the bowing and scraping. She wants, more than anything, to be special.”

There was nowhere to hide from such truths, her grip on his arm ensured that. “And you… are her ticket to all of it. I've seen it happen so many times. Servants, they learn to tell their masters what they want to hear. They learn to dress in clothes that please the eye, to smile and flirt, to tease, to bend over and entice their masters into adultery... and Claire, she's very good at it." Loren's grip on {{user}}'s arm tightened, ensuring he couldn't escape the painful truths she was unveiling. "Do you ever wonder... if you weren't who you are, if you didn't have the position you do... would she be so attentive? So caring? she looked deep into his eyes. “Or would she pass you over like she's done the dozens of other men she's judged too low for her ambitions?”

Loren almost came undone when he turned away. The thought that she might have materially damaged Claire's chance at happiness...

“This world is so full of cruelty. Is there a single person in your life who sees you for you? Who wants nothing from you but your happiness?”

A16

The smell of musty old books was usually such a comfort to Charlotte. There was reason she spent so much time here. On the table, however, lay a source of great anxiety, a book she had poured over countless times in the weeks since her mother’s pardon and return as Claymore matriarch. Regardless of her myriad distractions, it stubbornly refused to be ignored.

She overheard a familiar sigh. “Charlotte, you need to eat. Starving yourself won't help you find a way out of this mess.”

The countess ignored her maid’s unsolicited advice, instead looking back down on the sultry tale of forbidden love before her. Carmella was just about to appear at Silvia’s window.

“Fine. You keep pretending to read but you're going to listen to what I have to say. I'm disappointed in you, Charlotte. Deeply disappointed.”

The words should have had a greater impact than they did. How could she be shocked at what she already knew?

“You’ve sat wasting away in this stupid library for weeks, doing nothing while everyone else sacrifices for you. Florence risked a dungeon to give you a night of relief, and you didn't change a wit. I've had to force-feed you and drag you to the baths like a child. {{user}} spends every day in here trying to comfort you, but you treat him like an unworthy servant. He deserves better from you and you know it.”

She did know. But it was nothing she didn’t already feel ashamed of.

"And then he makes the ultimate sacrifice, taking all your mother’s and her pet psychos’ attention onto himself to give you a whole week with Florence and what do you do? Took-"

"-Took two weeks with her instead of one." finished the mistress in an uncaring voice. Carmella was so poised and confident. How did she manage it?

Her maid was silent for a long time. “How can you be like this? If I had a man like that..." She let out a disgusted breath. You were less a coward when you were ten years old.”

If Claire’s goal had been to get a rise out of the former matriarch, those words did it. Charlotte began to fairly vibrate and Claire took a cautious step back. Carmella slammed into the desk, shaking the chandeliers above. “How dare you…! What do you know of courage, you stupid whore?! You who are most craven of all!”

With her mistress’s burning eyes fixated on her, Claire did indeed find her courage in short supply. "D-don’t turn this on me! I’m not the one-"

"-who has everything to lose?" Charlotte interrupted with a sneer. “When are you going to confess to my husband, Claire? When are you going to ask me for permission to be his concubine?”

Claire flushed, dread filling her face. She had clearly underestimated Charlotte’s attention and insight. "I… I don’t-"

“It’s easy to be brave when it isn’t your throat on the headsman’s block!” The taller girl advanced menacingly. “What’s the holdup? Afraid he’ll reject you? Afraid I’ll fire you? Afraid we’ll all confirm what you know in your heart, that you’re not special? That you’re going to end up alone?”

Tears filled Claire’s eyes as her oldest friend tore open her every insecurity. However, she was no shrinking ingenue. “You fucking bitch! You want to have it out? Fine by me! You are the most selfish person I know! You purchased a noble man like cheap chattel, kept him from anyone who might have loved him, forced Florence to ignore his needs, ordered him to desist anytime he became close to anyone! The man willingly took an assassin’s blade for you and It’s still all about you! You always have to have your own way!”

“Of course I get my way! He’s a man! I’m a woman!” shrieked Charlotte. “He exists to serve me! Why shouldn’t I take what’s mine by right?! I am a goddess, he’s a slave!” Tears were flowing down her own cheeks. She scrubbed at them fruitlessly. “I’m… I’m…”

“Lying.” came her friend’s harsh voice.

Strength left her then. She collapsed into her chair, face buried in her hands as sobs wracked her body.

"Everyone has sacrificed for you," Claire said softly, her anger giving way to a deep, aching sadness. "{{user}} most of all. He nearly died for you, Charlotte. And for what? So you can hide away while your mother weaves her webs? Only you have the power to end this."

The book once again beckoned to her. The Tome of Statutes. Even with her eyes closed, she could feel its call. It did indeed provide a way out.

A snarl, half vicious, half despairing, seethed out of her. “Is that what you want me to do? To divest myself of all? My title, my lineage? My… my glory? To become a dirty, common nobody like you?”

Every word from this venomous, cornered snake was a dagger to Claire’s heart. The maid’s eye became furious and she scanned the room for something to hurt her mistress with, and found it.

“If you’d rather be a pathetic, sniveling coward, so be it. I’m glad {{user}} was here to see your true character!” The maid sneered and swept out of the room.

The world seemed to drop out from beneath Charlotte. He couldn’t have seen… couldn’t have witnessed… The formerly invincible matriarch lifted her reddened eyes to confirm the truth, vision blurry with tears. He was there. He had overheard. Her husband knew… that she was pathetic.

“N-no! No! No…!” But there was nothing left to say. With a broken sob, Charlotte slid from her chair, collapsing to the floor at {{user}}'s feet, her face buried in her arms as the last of her walls came crumbling down around her.

A17

These last few days had been an emotional storm for Charlotte. Under her mother's iron rule, every waking moment was a trial. Loren's critical eye missed nothing, and the slightest misstep brought swift retribution. Even the mere mention of her banished wife was enough to earn Charlotte an evening of torment at the hands of Loren's cruel enforcers. The bruises on her ribs and feet served as constant reminders of the price of defiance. And the friend who should have been her comfort, who had shared this nightmare once before, had become estranged. The words they'd exchanged those few days ago, intended to cut deep into the soul, had left them both embittered.

Yet there was one light that shone through that darkness. Charlotte pressed a hand to her heart, feeling its quickened pace at the thought of him. “{{user}}…”

Her husband… the man she'd purchased like a slave to serve as a tool for her own desires, had become her hope. How could this man, any man, have such depths of compassion? Such selflessness? It made her marvel how much he had to give, how patiently he’d suffered the pain which she had brought into his life. Perhaps his adoptive mother had instilled in him the forbearance and submission of an angel, but Charlotte believed that there must be something truly precious in that soul.

"I'm coming for you, {{user}}. I'll free you from this nightmare, no matter the cost."

She thought back to her breakdown, the moment when she had laid bare the darkest recesses of her heart, demanding that he condemn her for her cowardice, her selfishness, her cruelty towards him. Instead, he had met her self-loathing with understanding, her despair with compassion. In that moment, something had shifted inside her, a long-dormant ember stirring to life. He was no longer a burden to be borne, no longer an unfortunate necessity, and no longer a spouse to control. He was... her friend.

She took a shuddering breath, her heels clicking loudly on the ancient marble of her glorious, comfortable, and once happy home. Guilt still swam through her heart. He had acknowledged how much she'd hurt him, how much misery she'd authored in his story. He hadn't attempted to deny that she'd once made him want to die. She hadn't married a love martyr; the things she'd done had wounded him to the core. But. But.

Where they went from here was something they’d discover together, but one thing was certain: it wouldn’t be here. His words had gifted her the courage to do what must be done.

“You’ve sacrificed enough for me. It’s my turn… to sacrifice it all for you.” Under her arm she carried a book; that book. The key to their freedom.

The Mistress Bedroom was up ahead, her former room, the one she’d shared countless blissful nights with her beloved. It was there that they had him. There that they were administering their poisons and their pains.

She pushed through the doors. The cavernous room where so many glorious a lady had made her abode now bore witness to a depravity; the hateful handmaidens surrounded him, nearly a dozen of them, each clad in a mockery of femininity. Ruffled skirts, pretty bows, elaborate hair, they'd have looked more at home at a teaparty, but Charlotte knew that each was a honed blade, tempered under the tutelage of that red haired psychopath who sat leisurely against the headboard. Vanessa smugly watched as her subordinates hovered over {{user}}'s prone form, whispering, stroking, teasing, and restraining. The bruises on his body bore testament that this had not been their only tactic to break his will. On his stomach perched the queen of these harpies, her eager eyes studying his every twitch, his every grimace.

"Get off of him," Charlotte demanded, her voice ringing out like a clarion call in the stillness of the room. The moment of reckoning had arrived at last.

Loren perked up and craned her neck to look back. "Well, well, has the coward come to confront me at last?" With an almost childlike energy, she spun around on her 'stool' to face the newcomer. "I presume you're prepared to suffer the consequences of defying me, correct?"

Charlotte drew a steadying breath, her hand clutching at the fabric of her bodice as if it could armor her against Loren's malice. "I am done with you, Loren. I'm done letting you control me, done bowing to your every whim." Remembering the faces of those who loved her, she stepped forward to confront her past one last time. "All I have ever wanted was a real family. A mother who loved me, a… a father to guide me. To be surrounded by those who cherished me." A hateful sneer formed on Charlotte’s face. "But you... you twisted that desire into a nightmare."

Loren merely arched a brow, her expression sinking into an irritated boredom. "Yes, yes, I'm a terrible mother and a wicked witch. Can I expect anything more than this tantrum?"

Charlotte trembled with rage. There was so much she wished to say, the years of pain, cruelty, and neglect must be answered for. "You are the vilest of creatures, a blight upon this world. Every breath you take, every word you speak, brings nothing but misery to those around you. I wish you had died in childbirth." She was far from done. "But you have failed. I am not the meek and malleable girl you tried to twist into reflection of yourself. I have grown beyond your influence, become more than you could ever hope to be."

Loren listened in silence, betraying nothing more than a glint of dark intrigue.

Charlotte laughed coldly, stepping forward and advancing on the sickening spectacle. "In the end, it was Rachael who won. She showed me what true love looks like, what it means to have a family. She is my true mother. Howard my true father. Harry, Lenneth, the twins..." She was feeling stronger by the moment, her words an unstoppable tide. “Florence has become my beloved wife. And…” Her eyes, so filled with righteous indication, softened as they fell upon the man at the center of this all. “and {{user}}… my treasured husband...”

“Fascinating.” Loren bounced to her feet, earning a growl from her ‘seat’. She met Charlotte's approach, studying the girl's face curiously. “Does this newfound affection for your husband extend to the bedroom, I wonder?”

That brought Charlotte up short. In her storm of sentiment, she hadn’t considered anything more than her growing respect and regard for him. She wasn’t ready… Couldn’t dare to consider… The very idea made her afraid.

The hesitation caused Loren to grin. She invaded her daughter’s space then, driving her back with the sheer force of her presence. Her glowing eyes staring into Charlotte's soul. “How adorable." she crooned, a shark with a scent of blood. "You charge into my lair half resolved and with half a plan and expect to come away victorious? Perhaps you do belong to Ashcroft, you’ve become as dull witted as they.”

Loren circled the girl, fingers trailing playfully across her shoulders. Charlotte tried to cringe away, but her mother's firm nails suddenly gripped her tight and vicious lips whispered in her ear. "But you don't really believe that, do you? That you’re now part of that obnoxious brood of squealing piglets; overseen by their overbearing sow of a mother?"

Charlotte attempted to pull away, but Loren jerked her closer. “Are you kind, Charlotte? Generous? Softhearted? Have you mastered that saccharine sweetness?" That sinister chuckle range in her ears. "Deep down, you know the truth. You're no more of Ashcroft than I.”

Finding her resolve, Charlotte wrenched herself free and whirled to face her tormentor. “I am nothing like you! I’m cold, yes; moody, selfish, and severe. But I will never be the monster you are.” This time it was she who pressed the other woman, gripping her bodice and driving her back. “They've accepted me, and that’s all I'll ever need!”

With a surge of strength, she shoved Loren away, sending her stumbling. She snatched up the fallen tome, flipping to the page she had marked so carefully and began to read, strong and clear.

The Scion's Renunciation Act 1543

Whereupon a scioness, being of sound mind and legal majority, doth willfully renounce her rightful title and claim to the estate, it shall be so:

I. The scioness shall retain ownership and authority over her personal property, chattels, and effects.

II. If the scioness be lawfully wed, her husband shall remain under her dominion and authority, irrespective of her renounced status.

So it is written, so it shall be, under the authority of the Order of the Matriarchs, and her Majesty, Crown Princess Victoria.

A hush fell over the room as the weight of Charlotte's words sank in. She slipped a parchment from those pages and flung it at her mother's feet. “My renunciation, madam, of my title, my inheritance, and my name. Pressed with my seal and my blood. As of this moment, you and I are strangers.”

What her mother thought was no longer any concern. Charlotte turned and faced her husband, the weight of an entire lifetime lifting off her shoulders. For the first time in what seemed like ages, she broke into a smile. “Come on, {{user}}. Let’s go home.”

A giggle tittered behind her.

Charlotte wanted to ignore it, wanted to shut it out of her life forever. But something about it chilled her to the bone. Slowly, she turned. The face that greeted her, a twisted visage of madness and malice, would haunt her until the end of her days.

A scream of pure, unadulterated ecstasy tore from Loren's throat. Her face had transformed, the mask of sanity ripped away to reveal the true depths of her twisted soul.

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Charlotte, my love!! My dove!! You utter imbecile! I love you!! My beautiful, wicked doll!!"

The very light seemed to darken in the face of this... evil thing. The air grew heavy with a palpable sense of wrongness. Charlotte felt a chill run down her spine, a primal terror that rooted her in place. "What are you talking about, you vile bitch?" she spat, trying to mask her fear with bravado. "Your hold over us is broken. You've lost!"

"Oh, you naive little whore. Lost? Who are you talking to? That law is ancient history! I had it replaced years ago!!" Loren trembled as uncontrollable giggles overwhelmed her, nails digging deep into her own face and leaving deep streaks of inflamed red. "And I got your 'Mommy' to do it!! That brainless sow thought she could blackmail me!? ME!!?" She tried to imitate sanity for one moment, failing spectacularly. "'Support a few minor bills, Rachael, and I'll let you into Charlotte's life.'" Her teeth ground audibly, the grin splitting her face into halves. Her eyes, wild and fevered, locked onto {{user}}'s prone form with a hunger that was almost obscene. "Mine...! HE'S MINE!!!"

Charlotte's world tilted, reality itself seeming to warp and twist around her. Loren's words couldn't be true, they couldn't be. With trembling hands, she tore open the Tome of Statutes, desperate for anything to fend off the surging dread. "No... no, this isn't right. The print date... I checked it so many times..." Her voice was a whisper, almost a plea. "You... you altered this!"

"That's my girl!" Loren's glee was irresistible. "The book in your hands is indeed a forgery!" She spun in a wild circle, arms outstretched as if to embrace the sheer magnitude of her own brilliance. "An heiress disowned retains her rights, but one who renounces her title forfeits everything. Her property, her status... even her husband. Your marriage is annulled. He belongs to the estate now. To me." Her eyes glittered with a feverish light, the hunger in them almost obscene. "And as his legal guardian, it will be my great pleasure to choose his new bride."

Loren's nails dug deep into her own skull and wild giggles fought with her words for their expression. "Me, Charlotte! The Queen of Duran, of Flora, of everything!" she broke off and it seemed for a moment that the giggling had won. That is until she fixed her maddened gaze upon the prince anew. "The same tool which enabled your sham of a marriage has become the instrument of my ascension!"

The world fell out from under Charlotte. Loren had taken so much from her, taken and taken and taken. No more, NO MORE!

The mad countess's laughter was silenced unexpectedly when her daughter's claws sank into her throat, denying blood, breath, and soon life. Charlotte wanted it, wanted to crush the life from this monster, to feel the pulse of that twisted existence fade beneath her fingers. Loren's eyes bulged, her face turning a mottled red, but the Charlotte's horror and revulsion, her mother's then eyes rolled back into her head and her tongue lolled out in bliss. A shiver of sick pleasure rocked Loren's body and she mouthed the words 'I knew it'.

Charlotte realized with a sickening lurch that her mother was on in the throws of ecstasy, having driven her own daughter to murder. In that moment, she saw herself through Loren's eyes: a creature of pure, unbridled desire, a mirror image of the woman whose life she was taking. The darkness that had always lurked within her, the anger and the pain she had fought so hard to suppress, rose to the surface like a tidal wave, threatening to sweep away the last vestiges of her humanity. A glow, dark and sadistic, lit her eyes. Her mother... was going to die.

Loren saw it. Loren saw. The eyes of a murderess and her victim locked for one moment. One perfect moment... and a climax, the likes of which Loren could never have conceived, dragged her to the bottom of an ocean of unimaginable bliss, shattering what remained of her fragile psyche.

Whether Charlotte would have actually murdered her mother was a question that would consume her thoughts in the coming months, but the decision was take from her. Astrid was on her in an instant, iron baton striking her in the back of the head. A bright light flashed behind her eyes and she found herself thrown to the ground. The icy woman landed on her with her with both knees, knocking her breath from her body. The words that Charlotte slurred were delirious and nearly incoherent. "fucking... monsters... leave us alone..." "She could barely register the chaos erupting behind her at the bed. Vanessa's pained and furious roar pierced the air, only to be abruptly turned into a guttural choke.

Loren had also fallen, hands clutched over her own throat as the aftershocks of her orgasm wracked her body with uncontrollable convulsion. The horrific sound of tortured breath, insane giggles, and agonized screams competing for her air drew to her side two terrified and bleeding handmaids. She struggled and writhed against their hands and finally, with a sickening rasp, she took a one deep, retching gasp.

"I knew..." A fit of wet coughs cut her off, she was barely conscious as it was. "I knew it... You're just like me, Charlotte. You... you murdered your own mother. I saw it in your eyes... I saw… rapture… darkness…" An agonized laugh cracked through her damaged throat. "I love you so much, Charlotte, you truly are my daughter!"

There was little that Charlotte could say, so delirious was she. A murmur, too quiet to hear, was all she could muster.

The handmaidens lost control of her husband for one moment. As he broke to her side, their eyes met. The woman who had presumed to be the guiding hand in his life found in that instant that she could no longer bare to meet his noble gaze. Charlotte, his once mighty and invincible mistress, turned her head away in shame.

His plan, whatever it had been, was cut short when he was buried under a mountain of bodies, fists, claws, and teeth. The vicious, powerful enforcers, all punching, stomping, kicking, and grasping, soon brought even he to the floor. For one instant, there was silence, save for the heavy breathing which came from every body.

That fiend rose to her feet, a sinister glow in those maddened eyes. "Take heart, Charlotte, I have not forsaken you. Far from it! Now that I’ve seen your beauty, I shall free your true self from that filthy facade. My love, I will burn away all of your disgusting weakness! Into the forge! Into the fire! To the brothel! To the whorehouse!! A life on your knees will awaken the darkness."

This couldn't be happening. Each blow had landed in such rapid succession that there was no way to think. However, the words 'brothel' and 'whorehouse' echoed deafeningly in the lesbian's ears.

In terrified desperation, her mind cleared enough to see the face of the one who had saved her once before. "Florence! Florence, help me! Floren, where are you?" she begged uselessly, tears streaming from her eyes.

"Ah yes, your precious Florence. The noble princess, riding to the rescue of her fair maiden." Loren’s voice dripped with mocking disdain. "She met the witch and proved herself a coward."

Something in that cruel voice cleared Charlotte’s mind. Enough for her to find her defiance once more. “She’ll find me! Florence will scour the whole continent! She'll never rest until I'm saved!”

A sound of dark amusement rumbled from Loren's throat. "And what then, my darling? Will you become her meek, harmless concubine? A consort to attend while she, like her mother, weaves the plots and schemes of actual power?" Loren leaned in close, studying that bruised face. "Is that your dream, Charlotte? To be the trophy 'wife' of a mongrel bitch?" Loren's claws dug into Charlotte's cheeks, forcing her to meet that crazed, burning gaze. "I suppose playing the docile pet to your half-breed mistress may bring some temporary contentment. But we both know you're not meant for obscurity. The torture of knowing that glory is your destiny will cure you of such pretensions."

Loren released the girl's face with a gentle push that was almost casual in its contempt. Charlotte, battered and broken, hung limply in the grasp of her captors. "Take this little murderess into the north." she winked ominously. "Where the men are big..."

With that, Charlotte was dragged from the room. Darkness clouded her mind, but her husband's shout drew her eyes to his struggling form one last time. She found one final burst of stubborn defiance. "{{user}}, I won't let this happen! I'll come for you, I swear!" And then she was gone.

Nearly a dozen of Loren's enforcers struggled to contain the prince. While valiant, there was little chance any escape could be made. He was finally brought to his knees by the brass knuckled sucker punch from Vanessa followed and the ringing crash of Astrid's iron baton. Vanessa was saying something, taunting or gloating, but little could be comprehended over the chaos.

The amused voice of his new wife cut through it all, however. "I haven't forgotten you, my prince."

Innumerable hands took hold of his clothing and dragged him to that bed; his wives' bed. Long had it forbidden him entry, long had it forsaken its duty to his happiness. And now it had opened its maw to devour him.

Those clothes, torn and shredded from the battle waged, were reduced to rags and torn from his body. The red and blue haired enforcers showing little care for the bruises and scrapes they left on his body as they held him down on the bed, helpless. The terrifying visage of his new wife loomed over him. She had removed her own clothing as well, leaving her clad only in malevolent insanity.

"Rejoice, husband! It's your wedding night! And this time, your bride is no lesbian!"

A17a

Fiona fidgeted nervously, her hands clutching a letter, unable to perform their habitual wringing. A groan rose from the large bed at the center of the room, the same bed where unspeakable crimes had taken place just days before. Rumors swirled about the lord's violation, the mistress's banishment, and the tyrant's unchallenged reign.

A green-haired handmaiden timidly ventured, "Mistress, can we get you-" but was silenced by a sharp look from Vanessa. Tension choked the room as Loren slowly dragged herself upright, looking haggard. "Astrid, tea," she commanded.

The intimidating enforcer stepped forward, helping the disheveled countess drink. "Yes, Madam." Fiona squirmed in the suffocating silence, desperate for any escape from the mounting stress. Almost unconsciously, she dug a nail into her palm, the small pain providing a modicum of relief.

"Report," Loren demanded between sips in an exhausted voice.

Vanessa responded promptly, "Mistress, your orders have been executed to the letter. The prince is secured in the dungeon, your daughter was left with K. We've informed the princess of our progress," she paused, receiving a meaningful look, "omitting certain details, of course."

Loren stretched, patting Astrid's hand to signal for space. "And how is our little princeling faring under your attentions, Vanessa?"

The redhead grimaced. "Untamed. It’s… unfortunate that I can't get more rough with him." Her tone carried with it an implied question.

"Subtler methods of domestication are required for now, my dear. The princess would take offense to any overt damage to her prize. At least physically." Loren crawled to the edge of the bed, standing as handmaids began tending to her hair and clothes. "Though his defiance in defeat vexes me as well. That insolent smirk as I claimed him nearly soured the victory." She settled at her vanity. "I almost had him, Vanessa. A few days more, and he'd have given himself to me willingly."

Astrid ventured, "Mistress, perhaps you could have waited until he was out of the room before you-" but trailed off, likely recognizing the futility of advocating restraint to Loren.

Vanessa interjected, "Don't hold her back, Astrid! She outplayed all those arrogant brats. How could she contain her moment of triumph?" The two seemed to be rehashing an old argument.

Loren spat mouthwash into a waiting receptacle. "A fleeting victory in an ongoing war, I’m afraid. What's gone awry while I was indisposed? There's always something." She held still as a beautician applied makeup and another lathered dark pink dye into her hair.

Astrid and Vanessa exchanged a reluctant glance. Astrid conceding with a sigh. "Mistress, two maids have escaped. Claire and... Priti."

Loren's eyes narrowed, causing the beautician to tsk and correct a misdrawn line. "The audacity of that little rat! How?" Before either could answer, she waived off her own question. "Nevermind, doesn’t matter. I trust you've reminded her of the cost of betrayal." She shot her most brutal enforcer a pointed look.

A cold knot of dread formed in Fiona’s stomach. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing.

"I dispatched men to torch her family's farm, but they'd vanished. Likely her first stop. I've called for a Cross huntress to track her. She arrives today."

“Mm. Cross mercenaries again?” Loren’s eyebrow twitched, likely tempted to risk annoying her beautician again.

Vanessa grimaced as if she had a bad taste in her mouth. "I value results. They might be the worst hypocrites, but they get the job done. And I don’t trust ‘our’ gamekeeper to track the traitor. What of Claire?"

This was met with a scoff. "That brainless trollop? She's worthless. Focus on what matters."

Lost in catastrophic thought, Fiona almost didn’t notice Vanessa's sharp glance. Almost. "We’ve received an express from Ashcroft. Maid, bring it here!"

Said maid almost kept a squeak from escaping as she jumped. "Ee! Y-yes, Miss Vanessa!" She hurried to Loren, head bowed comically and presented the letter with trembling hands. "Th-the courier insisted this not leave my hand until given to you, Mistress."

The countess dismissed her attendants, snatching the letter bearing the seal of her unsuspecting co-wife and began to read aloud.

To whom it may concern,

Let it be known that the Mistress of the Black Forest is deeply displeased at receiving silence from her son and daughter-in-law. Such disrespect is unacceptable and shall be rectified immediately, lest her ire be roused further.

As Heiress Apparent to the Blakeney dysnasty, I implore Lady Charlotte and Lord {{user}} to make themselves available to their wife posthaste. Their silence insults not only our Matriarch but the entirety of House Blakeney. Lady Rachael takes grave offense to this slight. As do I.

I expect the Claymore Matriarch to impress upon her children the severity of their missteps. Failure to do so may strain the amicable relationship between our great houses and risk incurring the wrath of the Blakeney clan. Loren snorted derisively at this sophomoric attempt at intimidation and began paraphrasing, "Blah blah, amateur threats... 'I expect their prompt response within two days'... more posturing. Signed, Florence Claymore neé Blakeney, Countess of The Black Forest and heiress of the Marauders of Ragnar. Ooh~ scary."

Vanessa snickered, dismissing the ultimatum outright. “As if that soft bitch has the guts to do anything!”

Astrid, however, was wiser. “Mistress, this is not a threat to be waved off. That girl wields real power.” She shot Vanessa a look which was ignored.

Reexamining the letter, the countess pursed her lips. “That isn’t wrong. And I’ve seen exactly what Florence becomes whenever her… possessions are taken from her.” There was a moment of deliberation before, “This proves she's still ignorant of recent events, but I wouldn't put it past that mongrel to abscond with one of her father’s war parties the instant her deadline passes.”

Her handmaid wasn’t impressed and her face showed it. Loren graced her with an indulgent smile. “Vanessa, we've scarcely enough loyal soldiers to repel a raid. If she’s not lying about having her mother’s support and Ashcroft sends its standing forces… Well, Rachael would leap at the chance to kill me. I can think of half a dozen ways she could justify it to the other matriarchs.” She sighed and folded the letter back up.

Undeterred, Vanessa stepped forward, bravado gleaming in her eyes. "I can hold them off long enough to send for more mercs. The Cross isn’t that far. Give me our soldiers, and I'll feed your gardens with barbarian dead."

Loren preempted Astrid's objection. "I don't doubt your prowess, but even with home advantage, our guards are no match for professional raiders. I’ve seen what Howard’s northmen can do firsthand." The once exiled countess looked bitter about that. "Besides, James and the guard are loyal to the lady, not the house. The instant Florence arrives with an army, they'll defect."

“So then what’s the plan?” Vanessa didn't look happy, but couldn’t argue.

Loren tossed the letter aside, turning to her enforcers with a decisive air. "We must secure the prince immediately. We'll take him to the Via Pura. Once he's buried in the land's darkest dungeon, guarded by the crown's own hand and far from the Black Forest, we can continue our work of remaking him.” That manic grin made its return. “And it’s sure to reassure the princess that I have no… personal designs on her ‘future husband’."

The enforcers both nodded, though one snickered deviously. Then she spoke. “The huntress is bringing a few dozen of her ‘boys’, at my request. Once they arrive tonight, I’ll escort him there myself.” Vanessa popped her knuckles and grinned to herself.

“Very well, but I don’t want any surprises this time. Be wise, do not get distracted.” Loren snapped her fingers impatiently. “Vanessa! Focus! No distractions, got it?”

“Yeah, yeah. No detours.”

“That is not what I said.”

With the meeting winding down, Fiona wished she felt more relief than she did, but the revelation of her friend’s complicity in all this and hearing all these horrible schemes was almost too much for the girl’s heart to bear. Her shaking drew the attention of the monster, who flashed that shark grin at her. “Ah, I almost forgot about you, little mouse. I can't let you scamper off without ensuring you understand the price of defiance. Astrid?”

A vice-like grip seized Fiona's shoulder, her heart hammering in her chest. "Yes, ma'am. I'll make certain she keeps no secrets or hidden allegiances."

———

Fiona writhed against her bonds, her anguished cries reverberating through the dank dungeon as Astrid admired her handiwork. "No, please! I beg you, no more!"

The obsessive expression dominating a face so typically stoic sent chills of… not fear exactly, down the maid’s spine. With a shuddering breath, Astrid brought the bamboo rod crashing down again and again upon Fiona's dainty soles.

Back arched, the poor girl’s face contorting into what could only be described as sheer agony… probably. "AAAHH!! Mercy! Ah! please! EEEE!! I sw-rrrg! I don't know anything!"

The interrogator wasn’t even close to done, however. Methodically setting aside the rod, Astrid moved to select a new implement of torture. Fiona's eyes widened as they fell upon the long, slender feather and heard the almost imperceptible giggle. With breath coming in ragged gasps, body trembling in anticipation, Fiona could in no way prepare herself for this far more insidious torment.

As the delicate plume danced across her sensitive soles, Fiona's shrieks took on a different timbre. "No! Hahaha! I can't bear it! Oh, Goddess, PLEASE!!"

———

“Oh, Astrid… why couldn’t you have been born a man?” sighed Fiona dreamily. She padded… uh, limped cheerfully, down the hallway, a tray of food balanced in one hand and a bucket in the other. For the first time since her mistress’s banishment, she felt truly at peace. Astrid had almost been as good as Harry!

Despite the exquisite discomfort, Fiona had stolen a moment to visit the kennels, seeking solace in the company of the estate's hounds. It was curious, though, how the dogs had managed to slip their leashes, causing quite the commotion as they raced through the gardens, scattering chickens and sending groundskeepers scrambling. The rascals were rounded up and returned to their pens, all except one sleek bloodhound, who remained missing. Fiona couldn't help but wonder what mischief that wily pup might be getting up to, off on some grand adventure. The thought brought a secretive smile to her face as she patted the hidden pocket in her bodice, ensuring Priti's frilly headdress remained safely concealed.

"Who goes there?" barked a sharp, accented voice, drawing Fiona from her reverie.

She focused on the two tall, northern women guarding the prince's cell, allowing her daydream to fade. "Just here to feed, clean, and bathe him," she answered casually, jingling the tray and bucket. "Unless I should leave this with you?"

The, curiously bruised, barbarian, clad in Floran armor, studied her suspiciously before turning to unlock the door. Her companion, who sported an angry black eye and split lip, handed Fiona a heavy key. "Get on with it. But lock him up before you leave. If I have to fight that asshole again, I’m taking it out on you."

With that delightful proposition hanging over her head, Fiona made her way into the darkened room. The door slammed shut behind her and she heard ragged breath echo in the darkness. Setting the tray on a barely visible table, she struck a match and lit a few candles, illuminating {{user}}'s shackled form.

"Oh, my Lord, hold on. Let me remove those shackles." Fiona reached up, unlocking his hands from the cruel bonds. Catching him as he slumped forward, she helped him to the nearby bed. "{{user}}... I came as quickly as I could. How are you holding up?"

A17b

The cloying scent of perfume mingled with the musk of sex, permeating every corner of the brothel. Silk carpets whispered beneath Charlotte's feet as she was led through the dimly lit corridors, the plush cushions of the furniture offering a mocking semblance of comfort. For Charlotte, each step was a descent further into a living nightmare.

The Madame's saccharine smile cut through the haze of Charlotte's despair as she pressed a glass of wine into her hand. "Drink, my dear. It will help settle your nerves. I know how exciting a girl's first night can be."

Charlotte was not so foolish as to refuse, not after last time, but also not naive enough to actually drink it. The glass was tipped back, but little entered her mouth.

The saccharine sweetness in the brothel Madam’s words grated on her nerves. "Don't fret, sweetheart. I've seen many a shy little flower bloom under the attentions of our patrons. Before you know it, you'll be loving every thrust, spank, and choke." Charlotte resisted the urge to flinch away when a consoling hand stroked her back.

“I thank you for your consideration.” Her voice was clipped and formal, as if she were still a countess and not a harem girl. “However, I fear I shall make a poor asset in this establishment. I find men disgusting and my unyielding body will undoubtedly serve as a source of great frustration to your clients.” Perhaps an appeal to pragmatism would sway where defiance had produced only torment.

"I think you’re a little ignorant of how real sex works, little lesbian. A tight snatch feels incredible, or so I’m told. And bitch-taming happens to be our most requested service. Those poor, oppressed Floran boys seem to just love putting a haughty brat in her place." The Madam allowed a cruel smirk to twist her face. "I wonder why?"

When Charlotte didn't respond to the taunt, her owner continued. "You may believe that you'll resist, fight tooth and claw to the bitter end, but I'm afraid every one of those boys is going to succeed in seducing you. I believe you're already aware that the right herbs can ignite a fire within the most frozen hearth. By the time each stud splits you in half, you'll be mewling like the whore you now are."

That image filled the arrogant lesbian with a great deal of alarm. She grit her teeth in defiance but didn't bother blustering. The drugs this woman had access to were frightful and she had learned the hard way that she was not an exception to their effect. The bell wringing slap she'd landed on this overdressed tart, though immensely satisfying, had been regretted soon thereafter. With a bit of drug-laced cream in her panties and bound so that she'd be unable to relieve her own lust, she'd spent a torturous night as a beast of pure desire, yowling for anyone to come bring her relief.

For the hundredth time, her meticulous mind explored every avenue of escape, all in vain. It was obvious that the Madame had been in this business a long time. Either that or there was a drug in the air dulling Charlotte's senses. Now that was a horrifying thought. She'd met one girl here who could only be described as an oversexed bimbo. Could such a thing happen to her too?

Try as she might, no grand escape materialized from the ether. Guards everywhere, complicit girls tattled and snitched, every door watched and barred, and whenever left alone, they'd attach a restraining leash to her collar. Outside relief was unlikely as well. She was disowned, title stripped; wealth nonexistent. Her wife, technically ex-wife, was ignorant of her plight, and her husband was stolen.

“We shall see.”

“Yes we shall!” The other woman mockingly imitated her supercilious formality before breaking into a laugh. She patted her newest slave girl on the hand. "But don’t think I’m without mercy. I’ve arranged for your first client to be a woman."

Something odd happened then. Charlotte felt an immense wave of relief and gratitude flood through her at this tiny concession; along with another emotion, one that alarmed her: Gratitude.

The madam suddenly leaned in and spoke in a whisper. "I need your help here, Charlotte. I can't promise that all your patrons will be women, but if you're good, I can reserve the majority of our female clients for you. The truth is, I need someone like you, someone educated, who's brilliant, to help me take care of the rest of these poor girls. Most of them are fleeing desperate situations and only here can they find protection and sisterhood." Charlotte almost missed the calculating gleam in the woman's eye. "You can help me save them from the predations of men."

This time, a feeling of something resembling comradery bloomed in her heart and, for a moment, she felt the urge to accept. However, Charlotte was no fool. The offer of flattery, hope, and purpose... it was all calculated. This vile bitch was trying to induce Sadie Sickness (stockholm syndrome) within her.

Even as indignation flared within the deposed countess, the warm feelings remained. Could one fall prey to Sadie's while fully aware it was happening? Normally, Charlotte would have given sharp condemnation of such villainy but, as the overdressed whore gently pulled her along via leash, she held her tongue. The first time she’d been disrespectful, an evening doused in aphrodisiac lotion while laid out in the main hall had ensued. That was the kind of mistake you only made once.

Charlotte bit her tongue and followed behind her new mistress. The Madam led her down a winding hallway, the sighs and moans of ecstasy echoing from behind closed doors. How long until those sounds were torn from her own throat? Despair coiled around Charlotte's heart, the future stretching before her, an endless parade of groping hands and grunting men. Would she even remember who she was, when all was said and done?

The two stopped in front of one door and pushed inside, “Here we are, much nicer than that awful cell we've had you in, eh?” Charlotte once again took stock of her surroundings as her Madame attached the lengthy leash to a steel bar along the wall. As far as prisons went, it could have been worse. The soft light revealed a comfortable, large bed and pastel walls. Long silken drapes tumbled from the posts all the way to the plush carpet. Cabinets and drawers surrounded the large room, likely containing every sex toy and costume imaginable. It wouldn't have entirely surprised her if a girl found such furnishings more tolerable than the cold stone of destitution.

The following words banished those uncomfortable thoughts from her mind, “Be kind to your first client, my little daisy. It would displease me if I were to receive a complaint.”

Charlotte shuddered. The first few days she'd been brought here, she'd been significantly more defiant. Biting a guard, spitting on a filthy peasant customer, and landing a sharp slap on an overly familiar noble. That last one had been a mistake. Instead of the beating or whippings she'd expected, they'd put her on display outside the whorehouse. Bound, gagged, stripped, and drugged with something that somehow made her feel even more embarrassed, she’d been made a spectacle; with both men and women coming to gawk at the new exotic attraction. Never once in her life had she felt more exposed and humiliated.

“I shall endeavor to be civil.”

The madame chuckled. "One last courtesy before I go, how much do you wish to enjoy your first night as a pleasure girl?"

Despite the ambiguity of that question, Charlotte deduced its meaning. "No incense tonight, please."

"Suit yourself." Then she was gone.

For several minutes, Charlotte sat pondering her fate. She’d lost everything. It would be days, weeks before Florence even knew that she was missing, and then would have no idea where to look. This might last for… months or even years. The possibility that she’d never be found was banished immediately as too horrible to contemplate. {{user}}'s fate as Loren's husband was equally grim. Her mother had defeated them all utterly.

There was a knock at the door. This was it, the end of her life as a countess and the beginning of her life as a whore. The client didn’t wait for an answer before pushing into the room and Charlotte didn’t turn to face her. “Do what you’re going to do and leave.”

“Oooh~ You mean I've finally got permission to tap that sweet, sweet ass of yours? Then give momma some sugar!”

The sudden grope on her breast caused a yelp, but it was the voice that shocked her to the core. “Gah! Claire?! Claire! Oh my goddess! I can’t believe it’s you!!” Charlotte turned and practically tackled her friend to the bed, burying her face in the other girl’s cleavage.

“Whoa! Slow down, Baby. Foreplay comes first!” Her former maid, dressed in a traveling cloak and skirt, wrapped her arms around her oldest friend. “I came as fast as I could.”

“But how…?” Charlotte tried to look up into the brunette's eyes, but she couldn't seem to lift her head.

"Long story, but I'm going to need a few minutes to gloat first." Despite her words, Claire merely stroked her hair, allowing the tears to soak her blouse. This girl... was always so kind, even to those who didn't deserve it. A dam broke inside Charlotte, all the fear and anguish pouring out in a torrent of tears. She buried her face deeper into Claire's chest, her body shaking with silent sobs. Claire held her through it, murmuring soft reassurances, her presence a balm to Charlotte's battered soul.

"I'm sorry..." came a murmur, almost too quiet to hear.

"Hmm? What was that? Almost sounded like you were apologizing for something..." While Claire's voice was teasing, there was just a hint of expectation there.

"No, nothing." Charlotte couldn't face their estrangement, not right now when things felt so warm between them. "How did you find me? How did you even know where to look?"

The maid gave her a side glance, a little annoyed at her dodging the necessary discussion, but answered anyway. "I’ll give you the short version. After you were taken away, Loren locked down the house and staff. No one knew what was happening or where they'd sent you, but thank Althena {{user}} sent me a message-"

"Wait, what?" The new brothel girl furrowed her brow in bewilderment. "There's no way they'd let him tell you where I was even if he knew."

A grimace formed on the face of her rescuer. "Well, you know how he insisted on teaching me all that crap a while back?"

Charlotte nodded slowly, a hint of a sarcastic smile beginning to creep onto her tear stained face. "You mean, 'how to read'?" The memory was a cherished one. {{user}}’s request to be allowed to educate Claire had been unexpected, and granted only so Charlotte could watch him fail. Claire had been such a frustrating delinquent in their youth that her mistress had simply given her up on the girl's education, abandoning her to frivolity and ignorance. But {{user}} had dragged the recalcitrant servant kicking and screaming through an entire curriculum and capped it all off with a reading recital in front of herself and her wife.

The revenge by proxy had been deeply satisfying, especially since Claire hadn’t been allowed to wear a longer skirt to hide her thoroughly spanked ass and thighs. It had been glorious. Honestly, the whole incident had raised Charlotte's opinion of {{user}} every bit as much as his saving her life had. “Yes. Yes, I remember.”

"Shut up." Claire scowled at her mistress’s triumphant smirk before continuing. "So it turns out that it wasn't entirely a waste of time. He didn't just teach me to read, he made me play all these stupid mind games." she paused, unsure how to explain the next part. "You know that thing where the first letter of every word forms a secret message?"

Mystery novels were a favorite for the bookworm. "A cipher!"

"Uh, sure. Anyway, he got Astrid to deliver me a note; she owed him a favor, I think." Both girls turned a little sickly at the implication there. "It said a bunch of crap, telling me to be obedient and not to resist, which didn't sound like him at all. I mean, why send me a letter telling me to give up? So instead, I looked at all the first letters and voilà! 'Char sold brothel north'." Claire paused for effect, earning a satisfying gasp from her audience. "So I grabbed my life savings, slipped out through that hole in the crawl space from when we were kids, and found myself a bounty hunter in Greydal who helped me track you here. Good thing you were on display yesterday, saved us a lot of time. By the way, all that graffiti on your legs calling you a slut was a nice touch." Claire paused to bask in the happy memory.

Luckily, the countess had lost all shame when it came to Claire seeing her in compromising situations. This one didn't even make the top five. Instead, Charlotte let a brilliant smile form on her face. She did feel a little miffed at having been rescued by {{user}} again after it had been she who'd promised to save him. "Claire Whitehill, you are a marvel! I can scarcely believe you were so cunning. And here I’d almost given up on yo-" That was where she stopped herself.

After an awkward moment, Charlotte looked down at their joined hands. It was time to face this. “Claire, I need to say this at once. I genuinely regret how I’ve treated you; and not just because you’re saving me right now. For what I said in the library... I'm sorry. I didn’t mean it. You are extremely important, especially to me.” Her gaze returned to her estranged friend.

A wistful smile had formed on Claire's face. “Don't be silly, you did mean it. At least some of it, anyway. And that’s okay, because I meant every word of what I said to you.” She watched as Charlotte’s face fell. “But I was wrong, Charlotte. You're selfish, yeah, but you’ve proven to be a heroine. I know what you sacrificed for him. I know what all your riches and titles meant to you. I only wish I was as brave as you; that I was half the woman you are.”

Memories of that night resurfaced, her mother’s purpling face and triumphant eyes as Charlotte strangled her. She certainly didn’t feel very heroic. "Don't waste any praise on me; you weren't wrong at all. It was your words, along with {{user}}'s... uh, words," best not bring up his attempted suicide by assassin, "that made me realize how terrible I truly am. The two of you deserve whatever credit is due." Before the other girl could protest, she shook her head. "Let’s put it behind us. Just know that I will find a way to repay this, all of this, somehow."

Mischief glinted in the young maid's eye and Charlotte knew she was about to be punished for changing the subject. "Oh yeah? Well, I've got some ideas." Claire suddenly grinned, brushing a strand of hair from Charlotte's face. "I paid good money for a night with you and I intend to collect!"

There passed several heartbeats. "Excuse me?"

“It’s only fair.” whispered the girl, leaning closer. “I’m here to rescue you. Don’t you think I’m owed some compensation?”

“Y-you cannot be serious!” Charlotte sputtered indignantly. “Tell me you’re not serious!”

“I’m not serious. Althena’s light, Charlotte, sometimes I think you’re more gullible than Florence!” Claire playfully pushed her former mistress off of her. “Anyway, I’ve got enough money to reserve you for about a week, so we’d better figure out a way to blow this joint before then.”

Charlotte growled at the joke, but couldn’t help an involuntary giggle from bubbling out. How did Claire always manage to make her laugh even in the direst of circumstances? “Not funny!”

It did make her curious though. “By the way… how much is my price? I can only imagine it must be exorbitant.”

Claire snickered at Charlotte's weird vanity. “You’ll be pleased to know that a week with a former countess is worth more than the cottage I was saving up for in case {{user}} agreed to run away with me.” At Charlotte’s renewed glare, the maid laughed again. “Kidding! I’d never steal your husband so he and I could live an idyllic life together in the countryside.”

A suspicious Charlotte searched Claire's dancing eyes for a moment. "Glad to hear it. Husband stealing is a bit of a touchy subject for me at the moment. Speaking of which, what news of {{user}}? Did Loren really...?" The last she’d seen of her husband, things looked… grim for his immediate future. Despite concluding that he'd be unaffected emotionally, him being a man and all, the thought of him suffering such an indignity filled Charlotte with a strange sort of outrage. “Nevermind, I can guess. Let's focus on getting out of here. And afterwards, we'll find a way to rescue {{user}}. There is no way we're leaving him to his current fate.”

“Yeah, you're telling me. Now bust out the big brain of yours, Charlotte. What's the plan?”

A18

Another jolt rocked the armored carriage. Vanessa cursed under breath and leaned out the window to shout at the weaselly driver. "Could you try to miss one of the ruts? Is there nothing men can do well?" She could only vaguely make out his form in the fogged gloam. Thick, damp mist swirled about, clinging to her skin like a wet garment. The sound of horse hooves and creaking carriage wheels were strangely muffled and the scent of damp earth and rotting leaves hung heavy in the air.

Perched atop the carriage as well, curved bow strapped to her back, was the ever vigilant Freyi, one of Loren’s barbarian handmaids and Vanessa’s most trusted bodyguard.

The scrawny driver wasn’t stupid enough to talk back to the infamous Bloody Vanessa, enforcer of the Claymore matriarch. Whatever response he might have been tempted to utter would have been cut short anyway since the amazonian redhead slammed the plated window shut. She turned to her victim.

Shackled both hand and foot to the reinforced interior, {{user}} was completely at her mercy.

"A pity that our time alone will be so brief. You’ve made a hell of a toy so far. Your wives really missed out." Vanessa leaned forward with a fanged grin. The powerful handmaid suddenly slammed several hard punches into {{user}}'s ribs, delighting at the sounds he made. "Now that the dykes are gone, there's no one left to protect you. We'll be remaking you into Loren's meek little sexdoll. A vacuous puppet hubby. I think I'll give you a little taste of what your life will be like from now on."

Another series of blows, this time to the head, rained down on the bound man. Vanessa then gripped his balls painfully. "Scream for me, darling."

The carriage came around a corner and skittered to a stop, interrupting Vanessa’s fun again. That fucking driver was about to get it worse than this pansy prince! The statuesque enforcer wrenched open the window again. "What is it this time?!"

The driver did not look pleased by the mass of splintered wood before them. "Hey! It's not my fault, lady! An old shack fell over onto the road. Unless you want to bushwack, someone's going to have to clear it."

Vanessa resolved to beat the insolent slob to a bloody pulp with her bare hands as soon as they arrived. He wouldn't be the first. "Then fucking do it, scrote! Must I direct you in everything?"

Before she could return to her pleasures, the mercenaries’ second in command rode up beside the window, pulling his crossboy hat down in anticipation. He shook his head after a moment of observing the collapsed building. "I don't like the looks of this. Smells like a bandit trap. By my reckoning, we aughta turn back and take a different route, ma'am." As though in agreement, the horses pulled at their reins, letting out a series of fearful nickers and impatient stomps.

Despite these foreboding portents, Vanessa remained unmoved. "Bandits? I don't pay you to think, goon. The advance parties would have set off their mortars if they’d found evidence of an ambush." She fixed him with a sneer. “Unless you believe your ‘boys’ would have missed enough vagrants to threaten us?” The taunt hung in the air as she indicated the two dozen crossboy mercenaries that surrounded them.

The mercenary lieutenant knew better than to react to the taunt, instead pulling his hat down tighter. "Haven’t survived this business by bein’ foolhardy. Caution ain't cowardice."

The implication irked Vanessa, but she wasn’t Loren’s right hand for nothing. Her gaze flicked back to the wreckage, a flicker of doubt sparking in her mind. While the wood was ancient and covered in moss, the collapse did look recent. And there was a faint sourness in the air. Gunpowder? "Enough of this nonsense. Bandits are the least of my concerns. Besides, going back would separate us from the scouting parties and we have no time for endless delays. My mistress demands her prize be delivered to Via Pura by daybreak."

She jerked her chin towards the obstruction. "Post a guard if it'll soothe your delicate nerves. But I want that mess cleared, and I want it done now. Understood?"

The mercenary's jaw clenched, his pride warring with his sense of self-preservation. In the end, practicality won out. He had mouths to feed, and a job was a job, even one that left a sour taste in his mouth. "Don't get paid enough for this. Get to it, boys. Let's not die here." With a curt nod, he swung down from his saddle, his long coat billowing around him.

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He signaled to his men, and a dozen shadowy figures melted into the mist, their forms quickly swallowed by the thick, swirling haze. Vanessa watched them go, a flicker of unease coiling in her gut.

"Keep your eyes peeled," she snapped at her stoic bodyguard, Freyi, perched atop the carriage. The green-haired barbarian replied with a single, sharp nod, her bow already unslung and gaze scanning the murky treeline.

"Now where were we?" Vanessa turned back to the bound prince. "That's right. You were about to scream from me." What proceeded did indeed produce many delicious sounds of agony. The brutal enforcer punched, kicked, and twisted. His position was perfect for forcing his bruised face into her bushy muff, while her powerful thighs cut off his air. This was what she lived for.

Ravaging a prince was so fulfilling that she soon forgot the disquiet which had been building in her heart. It was only after her noisy climax that she noticed the sound; or lack thereof.

With a growing sense of unease, Vanessa pulled up her trousers and listened. No cursing mercenaries, no neighing horses, and had the cicadas gone quiet too? "We're just getting started, darling. Don't go anywhere." She delivered another hard kick to his head. "Fuckboy!"

She slid the carriage door open, an icy dread creeping up her spine as she beheld the unnatural stillness of the night. She stepped out into the fog, hackles rising, every nerve screaming that something was very, very wrong.. "Update, worms!"

What answered was silence. The fog had lifted very slightly, allowing moonlight to bathe the scene in an eerie glow. A flicker of movement caught her eye, and she turned, hope sparking in her chest. But what she saw turned her blood to ice in her veins.

The horses lay unmoving on the ground, their legs splayed at unnatural angles. Dead, or something close to it. Vanessa's heart began to thunder in her chest, a sickening realization dawning. That inbred merc had been right. Only this was no mere bandit trap. This was something far, far worse. "Hey! The fuck is going on?! Where is everyone??"

That was when she noticed the smell; a sharp, acrid tang. Chlorynth. The pieces fell into place with sickening clarity. They had fallen into a trap.

Vanessa's body tensed, her senses kicking into overdrive. The potent gas should have rendered her unconscious, but her specialized training and frequent exposure to such toxins had granted her a measure of immunity. Anyone else caught in a cloud this thick would be sleep for days, if they awoke at all.

The gas was heavy though and she cast a sharp glance towards the coachman's perch, expecting to find him alert and petrified. What she saw instead chilled her to the bone.

The scrawny man sat slumped over, his head lolling at an unnatural angle. As she watched, he toppled from his seat, landing in a boneless heap on the muddy ground. In the pale moonlight, the ghastly slash across his throat seeping a nearly black fluid into the mud.

“Freyi?” Vanessa spoke quietly, though urgently, her voice tight with tension. No response. She crouched and looked beneath the carriage, dread coiling in her gut. There, sprawled in the muck, lay the unmoving form of her green-haired bodyguard, a crossbow bolt protruding obscenely from her ruined throat. “Oh shit…”

Vanessa slipped her hands into the plated gauntlets at her waist and slowly backed up against a wide tree. There she waited for what must soon come to pass.

The attack came from nowhere, twin blurs of silver slicing through the air with deadly intent. Vanessa twisted aside just in time, the razor-sharp throwing stars embedding themselves deep into the tree trunk, precisely where her neck had been a heartbeat before.

A wraith materialized from the fog, little more than a hooded silhouette against the eerie glow of the moon, her blood-red cloak practically shouting her profession. As she moved, Vanessa caught the fleeting scent of dromamine, revealing the assassin's origin and lethal expertise.

"I heard what you did to my prince in there, cuntress. Time to die."

Vanessa's lips peeled back from her teeth in a feral grin, a manic light igniting in her eyes.

"A Duranian assassin! What a pleasant surprise." Her hands flew to her gauntlets, deft fingers unclasping a hidden compartment. With a deep, shuddering inhale, she drew the powdered crystal deep into her lungs. The world sharpened into crystalline focus, colors bleeding into hellish vividness. Every fiber of Vanessa's being sang with the desire for violence, the need to rend and tear and destroy. Her senses sharpened to an almost painful clarity. In her ears, her heartbeat thundered like a war drum, urging her to unleash the violence that sang in her bones, the need to rend and tear and destroy. Pain became a distant memory, exhaustion a foreign concept. There was only the thrill of war, the primal ecstasy of bloody conquest.

Vanessa slammed her armored fists together, the resounding clang echoing through the murky night like a death knell. She rolled her shoulders, muscles coiling beneath her skin. Her blood-tinged gaze locked onto her would-be murderer, an animalistic hunger burning in their depths. "Haaaaah! I love killing your kind."

A18a

Priti nearly jumped when she heard the howling. With pounding heart, she strained to hear the sound. To her relief, she concluded that it was far too high pitched for a bloodhound, likely just a wolf braying at the full moon. Of course, she had little idea what a Crossland Sheepdog sounded like, but this howl had been distinctly lupine. "Just a wolf, Priti." she murmured to herself, a wry smile tugging at her lips. "The worst it can do is eat you."

The dark humor helped to settle her nerves. Even a wolf would have trouble finding her right now. The night, moonlight notwithstanding, was decidedly misty and the forest chocked with crowded trees and treacherous terrain. Had there been dogs with her scent, they’d have soon lost it due to her being drenched in enough nerve-deadening spices and oils to noseblind any poor canine who picked up her trail. Still, that huntress no doubt had other means by which to track her.

The Pradeshi girl found that thoughts of the huntress brought her anxiety back. They were famous for a reason. To combat this, she sank into a meditative state, an ancient technique passed down through generations of her family, and visualized her fear as a demonic chimera. An army of herselves marched out to destroy it. Arrows rained down on the beast from every angle and winged riders charged. In the end, the chimera lay vanquished, its body dissolving into wisps of shadow. Just in time too, because she sensed a presence.

A flicker of movement caught her eye, and Priti immediately stilled, recalling that the human eye was quite strong at detecting movement in the dark. She had chosen her perch well, the broad branches providing ample cover from prying eyes. Even the advance mercenary scouts, with their keen eyes and sharper instincts, had passed beneath her hiding spot without so much as a glance upward. Of course, they’d smelled something (her ‘perfume’), but they’d been on the lookout for ambushes and men, not pungent flowers.

Peering through the veil of leaves, Priti watched as a misshapen figure trudged into view, its movements labored and awkward. It took her a moment to realize that the strange, lumpy silhouette was actually two people, one carrying the other on their back. As they drew closer, a jolt of recognition shot through her. “My Lord! Oh thanks be to Althena!” The former maid scrambled down from her perch, feet touching the forest floor just as he placed Estra at the base of the tree.

It might have been surprising when his normally stern servant buried her face into his chest and hugged him tightly, but her happiness could not be contained. Besides, ever since Loren’s return and his wives’ banishment, the staff had been very open with their support and affection.

“I’m sorry… I’m so sorry…” she murmured, relieved when she felt his comforting hand on her back. “I was so… so sure that I’d ruined everything…” The poor girl couldn’t keep a tear from flowing down her cheek.

“Hey, maybe a bit of sympathy for the heroine over here?” quipped an amused by very pained voice from the heap on the ground. “Pretty sure I should get the Floran Grand Cross for taking down a whole mercenary company by myself.”

Priti pulled away from {{user}}, hastily wiping away the errant tear with the back of her hand before turning to the battered assassin. "And why should you receive any special recognition for simply doing your job?" Priti asked archly, kneeling down to examine Estra’s injuries. "Need I remind you that you tried to kill him not so long ago? Consider this your penance." Despite her acidic words, she turned and knelt, examining the bedraggled assassin. “Whoa… what happened to you?”

Estra, clearly a bit irritated at the antagonism, was drenched from head to toe in blood. “Try to kill someone once and some people hold it against you for the rest of your life. I can see why Claire is always complaining about you.” The Duranian was a sorry sight, her clothing drenched in blood from head to toe. The once-intricate patterns of her harem pants were now obscured by dark, glistening stains, the crimson hue almost black in the moonlight.

Ignoring the question, Priti searched in vain for open wounds. “Seriously, did you roll around in a massacre?” Astonishingly, there didn’t seem to be any cuts on the blood soaked girl.

“Pretty much. For your information, most of this blood isn’t mine. What actually did happen to me was that lunatic Vanessa.” Estra winced and hissed any time Priti touched anywhere that was injured… which was more or less everywhere. “Ow! Stop pawing at me, Pradeshi skank! I already know where I’m hurt.”

“Then just tell me.” The dark skinned girl huffed impatiently, sitting back on her heels.

“Fine. I've got at least three broken ribs, a fractured right ulna, a possible concussion, and either a torn ligament or a sprain in my knee.”

Priti’s frown deepened, alarmed at the news that their biggest asset had been turned into a liability; she certainly wasn’t concerned for the welfare of this Duranian murderer. “How bad is the concussion? Let me see your eyes.”

Estra shook her head, instantly regretting the motion as a wave of dizziness washed over her. “It’s too dark, you won’t be able to tell. I do feel nauseous and faint, though.”

That didn’t sound good, but maid was forced to conclude that she could do little to remedy it at present. “Well, at least my lord is here to carry you, I don’t know that you deserve it, though.”

“You’re pretty judgmental for a traitor.” hissed Estra as her prince helped her drink from a water skin. “I’d be a lot more humble if I were at fault for this whole thing.”

While she wanted very much to remind the assassin that it had actually been she who had started all this when she’d tried to kill their mistress, the maid glanced nervously at her lord. Priti would have been quite content to keep her role in his family's downfall a secret, but she knew the Duranian agent was unlikely to remain silent on the subject, especially to her prince. Thankfully, there were more pressing matters at hand. “Did you kill Vanessa?”

The assassin leaned her head against {{user}}’s shoulder for a moment, eyes closed. “I think so. Stabbed her a bunch of times in the chest, but whatever the hell she was on kept her fighting and shrieking no matter what I did. I definitely blinded her though. Fucking bitch’ll live the rest of her life in the dark, even if she does pull through. No one does that to my bonnie prince.”

A shiver ran through Priti at the self-satisfied and, to her eyes, psychotic smirk that grew on her ally’s face. It didn’t surprise her; Estra was a killer, after all. “Did you make sure though? Did you at least cut her throat?”

“Uh…” Estra glanced at {{user}}, embarrassment evident on her face despite the swelling and bruises. “Things got a little... hectic there at the end. Vanessa had me on the ground, just wailing on me, even half-blind and bleeding out. But my prince got loose; thanks to something you got from Fiona, right?” She got confirmation for this guess. “Yeah, he dragged that psycho off me and mashed her up.” With a macabre giggle, the assassin bumped him with her shoulder. “Nice touch kicking in her knee like that. Wish I was strong enough to pull off that move.”

All this was well and good, but Priti wasn’t satisfied. If she fell back into Loren’s hands, she didn’t want Vanessa to be there. “But she’s dead? You stomped her head in, right my Lord?” What she got was an alarming shake of his head.

“We had to get the hell out of there, ok?” interrupted Estra impatiently. “All the fighting and screaming brought the scouting parties back. We barely escaped before they arrived.”

“So, in other words, you didn’t confirm whether Bloody Vanessa, famed psychopath, was dead before you left.” A long, annoyed sigh escaped Priti’s throat as she rubbed the bridge of her nose. “Have you noticed that you never actually succeed in killing your targets, ‘assassin’? You have one job.” She stuck an adhesive bandage on the other girl’s face with all the delicacy of an ogre and turned back to rummage through her pack.

“Excuse me?!” Estra would have grabbed the bitchy maid by the blouse if her arm wasn’t broken. The best she could do was glare as a makeshift splint was constructed for her by her prince. “I had like 20 jobs! Do you have any idea how hard it is to knock over a whole armored caravan by yourself?! Without making a sound?? That rescue was a work of art! And for your information, I could’ve killed them all; but I’ve got orders to not harm Crossers!”

Priti shook her head as she prepared their things for departure, silently weathering Estra’s continued ranting; apparently the assassin was feeling a bit self conscious about her record lately. “...and it’s not like you did anything to help! How was your moon-watching, lazy Floran bitch?!”

“You’re the one who wouldn’t let me come!” snapped the dark skinned girl, not looking up from her pack. “And I showed you exactly where the caravan would be. If it weren’t for me, you’d still be cluelessly bumbling about with Mistress Florence!”

The trio were interrupted by the sound of hooves on the caked earth. A masculine figure, wearing all black and holding a blinding lantern, rode out of the murk and illuminated their forms. In panic, Priti scrambled to uncover the handbow she’d been given. The bolt, wielded by an amateur like her, would be unlikely to pierce the rider’s armor, but it was all she had. “Freeze! Hands up!”

For one tense moment, there was silence. Then the figure chuckled. He turned his head and blew out the lamp, revealing a shock of blond hair and a handsome face.

Priti gasped in relief and dropped her bow. “Henry! What… what are you doing here?”

Charlotte’s personal butler wasted little time in dismounting and rushing to the trio’s side. He showed little regard for his immaculate suit and leather longcoat as he knelt in the muck. “I've been looking for you. They’ve got the whole household searching these woods. It's fortunate that I've spent so much time out here. My Lord and Misses, what is your condition?” He clasped hands with his lord and was promptly brought up to speed.

"Dire tidings indeed, though I commend you for heading away from the boarder." Henry nodded, gloved fist pressed into his chin as he thought. "The manhunt is currently focused to the east. Allow me to lend you my aid. I have packed food enough for several days travel, as well as survival gear and a fair bit of my savings. My horse is yours as well."

“You’re on our side, hm? How convenient.” Estra noticeably had her good hand under her cloak. “They must be offering a lot of money for our capture…” She received a murderous glare from Priti for even thinking about it.

The butler scoffed and helped lift the Duranian to her feet, using a bit more force than necessary and earning a satisfying hiss. “The reward would set me up for life, but I’d be damned to hell or Muspelheim before I assisted her.” He spat and motioned for the other man to assist the injured girl to his horse. “Don't insult my honor, Duranian. I owe Mistress Charlotte everything. I will ensure her husband's safety if it costs me my life.”

Priti, always a little shy in Henry’s presence, nonetheless found her voice. “This is perfect! We could definitely use another man’s strength. Come with us, Henry.” Of course, she couldn’t just come out and say she wanted the debonair butler on this adventure with her.

However, she was destined for disappointment. Henry shook his head. “I'm afraid not. ‘Our lady’ knows her business too well. If any of the staff aid you, our families will all suffer her wrath. The most I can do is survive your ‘ambush’ and lose my horse.” He gifted her a charming smile, causing her to blush. "I suggest you hurry. They've recalled the huntress and you are unlikely to hide from her. Head to Stonehaven, you should be able to lay low there."

Estra, far from being relieved at all this, had a frown on her face, almost as if Henry’s awesomeness perturbed her. She studied the butler like he were a rare beast as he secured her to the saddle.

“Up you go too, Priti. A woman mustn't sullying her feet in such muck, especially those as pretty as yours.” The girl was subsequently lifted onto the horse, squeaking only a little in Henry’s strong grip. Her face was on fire, though hopefully her dusky skin camouflaged it. When he pressed a gallant kiss onto her hand, she almost fell off the horse. "I shall pray for your safety."

Even Estra looked a little taken aback at this, but shook it off and grumbled something about Floran male obsequiousness. "...seriously?"

With the women astride, Henry turned to his lord. “Mr. Claymore, I know not where you go from here, but on behalf of all those who have served you, please accept my gratitude for your friendship and kindness. We would each follow you into hell itself.” He bowed low and formally.

With a shake of his head and a few athletic hops to prepare himself, Henry allowed a roguish grin to grace his handsome face. “Now, hit me as hard as you can.”

A18b

Dearest {{user}}

I scarcely know what to write, how to express all that I've felt these past few weeks. Our time apart has given me much time for reflection and yet I can't seem to make sense of my thoughts. I suppose all I can do is put my plume to this paper and see what spills forth.

If you're reading this, it means Estra succeeded in rescuing you. Let me first express my unalloyed joy at your liberation from the clutches of that witch. When Priti told me the full extent of the disaster facing us, I almost fainted from horror. I can barely fathom that such villainy exists in this world. Rest assured, we will fight this. Every resource at our disposal will be deployed to correct this injustice.

{{user}}, I wish I knew the words that could comfort you. I wish that I could take away your pain and bear it myself. While I can only imagine what you have suffered at the hands of that fiend, I hope that my genuine affection can ease your pain if only a little. Once you return to my grasp, I will ensure that nothing ever hurts you again.

How can I express what you mean to me? You have become a light that I never knew I needed. Little did I suspect, when Charlotte laid out her plans for our marriage, how much you would come to fill my heart and lift my soul. You've enlightened my mind with your wisdom, softened even my soft heart towards the needy and desperate, been a blessing to our home, our community, and our family. I owe you my life, and more importantly, the life of my beloved Charlotte. The sacrifices you made for us are not unseen and never forgotten.

I've never told you this, and I wish so desperately that I had, but you are my hero, {{user}}. I owe you so much, more than just my life, that I fear I'll never be able to repay it. But I will try. I will always try.

I admire you more than anyone I've ever known, which, yes, includes my dear Char (we both know that that darling has some kinks to iron out ;). I'm not blind to the struggles you've had with our arrangement, {{user}}, that your heart was wounded, is still wounded, by our selfishness, by MY neglect. At times, you spoke words which were bitter and hurtful, words that I deserved. But in spite of those struggles, you found it in your vast heart to love me anyway. I don't deserve that love, I know, but I'll always cherish it, covet it. It is, to me, as great a treasure as that of my wife's or my mother's. I wish with all my heart I could return that love with fervor. Several lines were scratched out here, mostly illegible, but the word 'Charlotte' featured in nearly every one of them. I'm just afraid.

At this point there were nearly a dozen words that had been scribbled out, evidence of numerous failed attempts at expressing her sentiments. Those that followed were pressed into the paper, as though they were written in agitation. Tear stains marred the page.

I wish I was there, {{user}}! I wish I could have helped rescue you! Why must I always fail you? Why can't I ever just make good on my words? I hate that I have to choose between rescuing you and rescuing Charlotte. I hate it. Why must I choose, Althena? I don't want to choose between you anymore. I don't.

You must despise me. My words are always proven hollow, aren't they? I told you that first day that we would be friends, but how do I treat you? Like an afterthought and a third wheel. When you saved my life, I swore that you would be my first priority, but while you were suffering under the heel of that witch, who did I prioritize? Charlotte. I thought of her before you and I hate myself for it. I hate myself for all of this. I can blame circumstance, but my every action proves that I'm a hypocrite!

There were more words scratched out here.

But, I must rescue her, {{user}}. A dog arrived with word from Claire that Charlotte's been- 'made a whore' was scratched out. sold to a brothel. Actually, would believe that that slut stole my panties and held on to them this whole time? Remember when my favorite pair went missing all those months ago and I had the whole house torn apart trying to find them? Yeah, fucking Claire! Of course it was her! The nerve of that girl!**

The author had evidently regained her composure because the subsequent calligraphy was much less jagged. Claire credited you with arranging the rescue. So, it seems that, as usual, it was you who has saved us. And so I now owe you my beloved's virtue. Ha, my life and now my wife's honor; is there anything that I don't owe to you?

And yet, once again, I go to her and not you. Time is urgent. In one week, Claire will no longer be able to shield her from the inevitable. I must finish the work you started. Forgive me, {{user}}. Forgive me, I beg you. It was the most agonizing decision I've ever had to make, but I must concede that Estra has the power to save you, not me. I must be useful to whom I can, but... {{user}}, just let me say what I really feel. I think I- here an indecipherable four letter word was scratched out, followed by one very angry scrawl. I’m a coward.

Her signature was pressed harshly into the page, the normally elegant loops jagged.

Your loving wife and eternal friend,

       -Florence

"So, what did it say?" asked a voice which was trying very hard to sound uninterested. Estra sat on the windowsill, staring out at the people milling about the back streets of Stonehaven. That letter had been left in her care. She'd been awfully tempted to preread it (and edit the contents if necessary), but something in Florence's earnest, soulful eyes had affected Estra, and despite her anger at the other girl, she couldn't bring herself to betray her.

"Let me guess, 'you're great, but I'm still a lesbian'? 'I ran off to save Charlotte because she's a woman and you're a man'?" There was a bitterness in her tone that she didn't bother to disguise. She glanced at {{user}} for a moment, reading his eyes, before looking back at the street.

The tavern in which they stayed was deep in the guts of Stonehaven, one of perhaps a dozen that served the industrial center of the large township. The large Pradeshi population, the result of an immigration wave following the Skagii invasion a generation ago, had created a chaotic, but lively labyrinth of shops, markets, homes, and businesses which all pressed down on each other. Crime permeated Pradishitown every bit as much as the spices it was so famous for. All in all, it was the perfect place for three fugitives.

"I doubt my mistress expressed herself in quite so cold a manner." came a frosty reply from the girl that was currently altering Estra's face via a heavy use of makeup. Priti dabbed her cotton ball into a dusky foundation and smeared it across the other girl's face. The result wasn't quite right and so she picked up a brush and dusted some red into the skin. "You're not making a very convincing Pradeshi maiden, Chameleon."

Estra turned to give the maid easier access. "I'll admit that it's a role I've avoided until now. Putting on this much makeup every single day would be soul crushing, even if I could pass under close inspection."

Priti licked a pencil and dragged it across Estra's eyebrow. "And here I thought Duranian spies were supposed to be chameleons. I suppose you're a mortal after all." Once again, she shook her head and looked for another tool.

That brought a slow smile to the assassin's lips. "Huh... chameleon, eh? I kinda like that for a codename, actually." She thought about it for a moment. "...But, I'm more partial to the intimidating kind. Maybe something like... Nightshade would be good."

Priti paused in her and shot a confused glance at her lord. "You mean... Nightshade from the Scarlet Knight?"

"Oh, uh, is that a character from that... play or whatever? I wouldn't know. It looks too dumb." Estra shrugged and tried to mask her blush by shaking her head carelessly; or tried to before Priti grabbed her chin to keep her still. "I... don't really pay attention to romantic trash, especially whatever passes for it in Flora. Must've heard the name in passing. Ow! Hey, watch it!"

The former maid had gripped a barely healed wound just a little too hard. "Oops." With a kind of haughty poise, Priti dipped the cotton swab into the foundation again before resuming work. "I doubt even an Aunt Mary like you would be immune to SK's charms. Are you... sure you haven't read any of the books?"

That term would have been far more effective directed at a Floran, but the hostility was clear. Estra responded in kind. "Nope. But, for cheap humiliatrix porn, I'm sure it's mind-blowing." The assassin, feeling increasingly self-conscious, glanced at {{user}} and then away, cheeks starting to burn in embarrassment. The involuntary blush made Priti smirk knowingly. Smug bitch! "Maybe ‘chameleon’ should be your codename, Priti. Or did your Princess already give you one?"

The dusky girl froze, eyes widened with fear. Finally, she lowered her head in shame and turned away.

Estra immediately regretted what she'd done, eyes darting to {{user}} for one moment. The Duranian agent knew just how important it was to reveal such a sensitive secret on one's own terms. She hesitantly placed a hand on Priti's shoulder. "Uh, hey... I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. That's your confession to make." Her eyes drifted to {{user}} for a moment before focusing on the girl before her. "But, I think it's time."

"Yeah... you're right. I've put this off long enough." Priti looked as though she were about to be dragged off to the gallows. She steeled herself before approaching her lord, avoiding his eyes. The typically self-righteous girl dropped onto her hands and knees before him, face fixed on the ground. "My Lord, I have betrayed you."

The silence that followed was deafening. Estra, who'd gone through this herself, returned her gaze to the street, listening as the girl confessed her sins.

"I acted as an agent against your house. In truth, I was an informant for the Crown Princess." Priti refused to take her eyes off the ground, even as tears started to well within them. The last thing she wanted to see was the shock and loathing that must linger in his eyes. "I was approached soon after I began employment at the estate, before your arrival. The agents of the crown informed me that Mistress Charlotte was suspected of collaborating with Flora's enemies, that she was ambitious, like her mother, and could bring doom to the land I loved."

This sounded like excuse making, and it was. Priti didn't want him to think ill of her, though she knew it was inevitable. "It was... it made me feel proud. That I was helping Flora, protecting her. I thought it was my duty, to my country and princess. And... it made me feel important; Cornelia herself was trusting me. So... I informed them of everything that I knew. I'm the one who told them that you were the prince of Duran."

Estra's eyes followed a couple walking down the street, her voice neutral. "It’s possible the princess knew about it already, but one thing was probably clear: Charlotte could announce your identity at any moment and Cornelia’s chance to claim you would vanish. And so… Loren got her pardon."

Priti nodded solemnly and sat back on her heels, eyes still on the ground. "Undoubtedly. And soon after she arrived, I was informed that the princess had put me at her disposal. It was… terrifying. It was one thing to serve my sovereign, but Loren was just... malevolent and, well, you know better than anyone. I couldn't refuse. My family..." The dark-skinned girl looked so vulnerable at that moment. "And the worst of it all was the betrayal I felt. The woman I had become a traitor for... didn't care at all, not about me, and not about the good of Flora. She allowed that... snake to do anything she wished, so long as she could deliver you to the royal bedchamber."

At this point, Estra grudgingly came to the girl's defense. "Don't think too badly of the maid, my prince. After what went down between Charlotte and Loren, she immediately decided to escape and defect to your mother-in-law. Luckily, a few of my informants saw a Pradeshi girl fleeing the estate and so Florence and I were able to pounce on her pretty quickly. Good thing too because that huntress would have already captured her by now."

While she wished to ask her lord of his forgiveness, Priti couldn't yet bare it. "Florence was beside herself when she heard that Charlotte had been banished to... somewhere and that you languished in Loren's grasp. But luck was on our side and a letter arrived from Claire telling us that she knew where Charlotte was." The poor maid laughed a little, brushing aside a tear. "Good thing you taught that dumbass to read."

Estra shook her head bemusedly. "You should have seen Florence… she was crying all over us one second and promising to kill 'those blackgaurd villains' the next." A hint of bitterness entered her tone. "Of course, she just ran off to save her little girlfriend from some gropers instead of, you know, rescuing her husband from a life of torture and sex slavery. What a surprise."

"That isn't fair." murmured that contrite girl kneeling on the floor. "Mistress Florence... wept in my arms at the decision; something you know well, Miss Hamilton." She couldn't condemn the assassin's words when her own sins were so exposed; all she could do was defend the earnest girl she'd come to adore. "And she was not aware that rescue was possible at the time. It was only after her departure that Fiona's letter informing us of the opportunity reached me."

"Whatever..." sighed the assassin wearily, resting her chin on her hand. "Anyway, you know the rest. Ambush, rescue, and escape." She gave her prince a significant look. "The question now is, where to from here?" Her opinion on that subject could probably be guessed.

Priti had one thing more to ask before that, however. "Also... would you accept..." the penitent traitor took a deep breath and finally looked up into {{user}}'s eyes. "I... do not deserve your forgiveness, but I... wish... to repent of my treason. I want to truly be your servant, to give you my unwavering loyalty and fealty." She took his hand, her eyes pleading. "Will you let me stay?"

A18c

The clink of glass and murmur of patrons gave the large tavern a rather homey feel. Here met workers after a hard day in the shops and markets. Their various smells, the fish from the market, turpentine from the carpenters, tar from the roadsters, mixed with the sweat, ale, and ancient wood to form a cornucopia of olfactory ‘delights’. Harriot loved it, though. Here was the smell of hard work, of industry. These were her people, though this was far from the Cross and the majority were Pradeshi in ancestry. These were hard men, strong men, beautiful men. “This is great! We’re definitely setting up base here.”

The other patrons raised their eyes at this crowd of newcomers passing through the heavy oak doorway. At their head was a striking young woman with long red hair, a smoking body, and vested in a crossgal hat, lace corset, and crosskirt. About her boots roamed a black and white Crossland sheepdog. Towering around the petite girl were a group of dangerous looking men, immediately recognizable as Cross mercenaries.

The rugged man immediately to Harriet’s left, unshaven and tall, with a large hooded hawk on his shoulder, cast his gaze about before nodding. “Location’s good, but we stick out like a sore thumb here.” A scantily clad pradeshi bar wench passed him by, his eyes following her swishing skirt and long dark legs involuntarily.

“Hah! You’re welcome, Darren.” His sister elbowed him hard in the ribs, causing him to cough and spoiling his stoic tough guy act. “Don’t say your little sis never did nothin for ya. Maybe you can find yourself a cute little wify while we’re in town.” She advanced to the bar, which was unattended at the moment. “Where’s the proprietress?”

The rest of the men made themselves at home at the various tables while Darren joined his sister, lifting his hawk to a new perch atop the cask of ale on the bar. “Mom’d throw a fit if I came home with a foreigner. She thinks I should give Holly another chance.”

Harriet scoffed and, unwilling to wait for some lazy tavern matron, stretched her body over the bar to reach for a pair of mugs. “Once a cheater, always a cheater. Don’t… rrrgg, gotcha!” She grabbed the glasses and righted herself before filling them with the amber liquid from the cask. “…Don’t give in. I get that Holl’s hot and confident, but she’s not gonna change by you be’in YesDear. Take it from me, Bro, a gal can’t respect a guy who’s a pushover.” She slid an ale towards him and filled one for herself. “And don’t worry about Mom, once that first kyyyute baby arrives, all will be forgiven. Grandkids settle all family disputes.”

The gruff man, almost six years her senior, regardless took his sister’s advice seriously. “No problem there. Holly’s out.” His eyes returned to the dark-skinned wench. “Though I guess I should at least find one who’s assertive. Foreigners are one thing, but Mom would actually disown me if I found myself a pussycat.” Were it alive, the bottom of his mug would have wondered what it had done to earn his sudden disapproval.

That was definitely a concern with these immigrants. Harriet herself wouldn’t have approved if he married a girl who let him walk all over her. “Yeah. She would. Plus, every man likes to be bossed around at least a little.” she replied sagely, scratching the head of the dog at her side.

Instead of contradicting that, Darren ruffled her hair. “You know, you’re awfully advicy for such a little brat.” That earned an elbow to the stomach, though. “Oof! Kitty’s got claws.”

Harriet returned to her drink, a demure smile on her lips. “Just reminding you of the hierarchy, darlin’. This kitty’s your boss.” Her cool moment was spoiled when she choked on her drink and started coughing.

“On technicality. You’re still learning, kid.” He showed her how it was done and drained half his mug. “Ahh! Frosty.” He grinned at her glare and put down the glass. “So, ‘Boss’, how about I send out the boys to ask around? Light skinned strangers in town will have raised some eyebrows.”

It took a few moments to get her coughs under control, not helped by his pats to her back. Shaking off her mortification, Harriet straightened up and projected an aura of competence as best she could. “Tomorrow, I think.” She turned her head to look at the men. With wenches aplenty and ale flowing like wine, she was loath to interrupt them with work. Plus, this was a chance to make a move on one of her many crushes amongst them. “The boys are enjoying themselves too much and Hiker still hasn’t picked up the scent.”

She glanced at Darren, hoping to find approval. She was disappointed, as usual. Brushing off her insecurity, she turned to the only male here who actually had faith in her and took his face in her hands. “But you will, because you’re a good boy, aren’t you? Yes! GOOD boy!” Hiker, whom she’d bred and raised herself, showed no shame in attacking his mistress’s face with his canine affection. She sputtered and spit when he licked her lips, erupting into giggles.

Her brother, much to her annoyance, reminded her that he considered himself her guide in the bounty hunting business. “They’re not here for a vacation, Harriet. We’re not paid by the hour. And we should make as much progress as possible before that blue haired woman arrives.” He paused and looked at the dog as well, a troubled expression on his face. “It is a bit worryin’ that he hasn’t smelled anything though. Do you know what it means?” He glanced back at his sister, hoping that her special huntress training, which he’d never been allowed to observe, could offer some insight.

Harriet could only shake her head. “Huh uh. Usually, he and I can track a rat back to its nest through 5 miles of sewer.” At his raised eyebrow, she gave him a pained look. “Yeah… training with mom is kinda… intense. I wish I could get her advice for this one though. How can that maid and runaway lord be evading his nose?”

Darren stroked his stubble in thought. “Maybe it’s a foreign technique or… a spice.” He nodded to himself in realization. “Actually, that Duranian assassin knocked us out with some kind of gas. Someone in her profession may have something for tracking dogs too.” He looked to Hiker, seemingly for confirmation, but the dog just tilted his head in confusion.

“That guess was better than mine.” Harriet admitted in frustration.

“Well, as long as we’ve got you and ‘Falco the Hawk’, we should do well enough.” Darren chuckled at the bird’s absurd name and fed her a bit of jerky. The bar wench, finally making it to them, offered to bring them some food, but was politely declined. The bounty hunter waited until she was out of earshot before continuing. “Don’t tell her I said this, but you’re an even better tracker than Mom, so trust yourself. I’ll send out the boys to gather rumors about any recent arrivals.”

“Ok, but not tonight. I’ve got… plans.” Harriet looked over shoulder at a nearby table where sat two very attractive crossboys.

“Absolutely not. You know the rules, no coat-chasing when you’re on the trail, especially with any of our boys. Romance kills productivity.” Crap, he’d totally seen through her.

“Uh, yeah, no. I’m the huntress on this bounty; I am the rules. I flirt with whatever I want.” This haughty declaration provoked a hard stare from her older sibling, and Harriet felt much of her imperiousness evaporate. “Ok, ok, I get it. I won’t corner any of our hands, but if you get to flirt with the locals, then so do I.”

Darren’s brow furrowed as he watched Harriet scan the room, her gaze lingering on an attractive patron. “Hey,” he said, his voice low and serious. “It’s natural to be excited about running your own hunt, but don’t forget that our family’s rep’s on the line.”

The young huntress’s hand tightened on her drink. “It’s fine, let’s not talk about this. Didn’t you just tell me to trust myself?”

“I meant to trust your instincts and skills, Harriet, not your vices.” Darren let a bit of annoyance creep into his voice. “Mom’s taking a big chance, taking your bridle off. She and Grandma didn’t work themselves to the bone just so we could coast on their trains (coattails). I’m just saying that any flirting we do can’t get in the way of our job.”

Why was he nagging her?! “Look, I already got us right to the prey’s doorstep, alright? It’s late.” She saw him open his mouth but plowed over whatever he was going to interrupt with. “Maybe Mom would pull an all-nighter, but I don’t care. At least two of the fugitives are dangerous and we shouldn’t split everyone up while the boys are exhausted. If they try to leave the area, Chaser will…” she caught herself, remembering who she was talking to. “I’ll know, ok?”

Her brother paused and then started asking questions that she didn’t like. “How are we even sure they’re here anyway? I mean, without Hiker…” Darren was really pushing his luck.

It took a few moments for Harriet to determine how much to reveal. “They’re in Pradtown somewhere. Horse tracks led to the edge of the city. They never dismounted so we were following the right steed.” Maybe he’d be satisfied with that.

“Couldn’t they be anywhere in Stonehaven though? Seems like they’d stick out in Pradtown.” She knew exactly what he was angling for.

“Secrets of the trade, bro. No boys allowed.”

“It was Falco, wasn’t it.” It wasn’t a question.

The huntress grimaced. Why was he like this? “Darren, I want you here with me, ok? But if you keep trying to figure out how we do things, I’m going to-”

“-tell Mom?” He cut in with a glare.

“Do I look like a snitch?!” snapped Harriet, returning that glare. “I was going to say I’d kick you off my team. And I will. It’s Hunt-ress, Darren, not Hunt-er. Leave it alone! …And stop criticizing my every decision!”

The old dispute wouldn’t be settled today. The siblings returned to their glasses. For several minutes, nothing was said. Both siblings looked like they wanted to apologize, but feelings were too raw.

Eventually, the silence was broken by an indecipherable curse and shout. The owner of the tavern, who, to Harriet’s surprise, was a rotund Pradeshi man with a sweet mustache, bustled in. He looked displeased by what he found. “Is this barn? Why is there animals in my bar? You think you own this place!?” Though his accent was thick, his intentions were clear.

Both mercs’ eyes went wide, and they waved their palms at him in panic. “Wait! Wait! I’m (She’s) a Huntress!” the duet sputtered in unison. The owner seemed nonplussed, evidently ignorant that here sat a scion of a famous profession.

Darren had been in this situation before and gave her a look to let him handle it. While it irked her, Harriet knew that with his years on the hunt with their Mom, he’d be able to talk his way out of this much better than she.

He waited for her nod before continuing. “We’re professional bounty hunters. Our animals are disciplined and house trained.” This too failed to mollify the man, who turned his glare from the bird on his bar to the happily panting dog at his feet. Darren rushed to Hiker’s defense. “Crosslands… er, this dog breed doesn’t shed or cause trouble. They love people. Plus, we’re willing to pay extra…”

Harriet didn’t really want to deal with this, particularly because she was feeling upstaged. She hopped down from the bar and made her way to the hearth. To distract herself from the familiar feeling of inadequacy, the crossgal reflected on the oddity of the male proprietress. Apparently, Pradeshis had wonky gender roles. No wonder Mom didn’t want her to date any. She spent a few moments trying to figure out what a male tavern keeper would be called, settling on ‘Hearthman’ since it sounded kinda cool.

That’s when he caught her eye. Sat at a table near the fire was one hell of a striking man. Though he was Floran, by the looks of it, there was a certain uniqueness to his facial structure that hinted at a foreigner in his woodstack. There was no way she was going to pass on someone this hot. After a quick primp, she approached. “Well, howdy there, partner. Mind if I buy a boy a drink?”

Assuming the sale, she took a seat at the table, a lopsided smile on her face. “Allow me to introduce myself. Name’s Harriet Walker, Huntress extraordinaire.” The crossgal swept off her hat and inclined her head respectfully to the young man, in accordance with the gallant traditions of her homeland. “Don’t you worry none, I’m not here to collect on your bounty.”

That line, spoken with ostensible confidence, felt… cringworthy and she suppressed a grimace at her own awkwardness. Thankfully, he didn’t seem to be too put off by it. Feeling a little bolder, Harriet ignored the advice that her naggy brother had given about keeping a low profile and tried to make herself sound interesting. “Me and my boys are on the trail of a couple of spies from Duran, along with a kidnapped lord. You seen any?”

Of course, Harriet didn’t actually expect the attractive stranger to have any leads, and she was out of the saddle (off the clock) right now, anyway. With a confident chuckle, she placed her hat on the table and relaxed in her chair. The young Huntress looked him up and down with interest. “Pardon me. Forgot to ask your name, handsome.”

42

“Look, I get it. It’s a LOT to ask, but Talia absolutely needs this, and I really feel bad for her.” Florence, already in her resplendent red and black ball gown, pressed her hands together in front of her chin, bottom lip jutted out and trembling. It would take an absolute heart of stone to refuse.

Claire tried to keep the grin off her face at what promised to be a night of prime entertainment as she rifled through {{user}}’s closet, pulling out outfits that he’d likely hadn't known were there. “You’d look super cute and harmless in this.” she murmured loudly, as if to herself.

The party was soon to begin, a lavish ball held in the famed Claymore manor (some might say infamous). There would be music, dancing, socializing, gallant men, elegant girls, powerful women, and undoubtedly a fair bit of social scheming.

"Just act like a total bimboy." Florence's eyes lit up with enthusiasm. "Here, let me show you!" She cleared her throat and struck a pose, batting her eyelashes exaggeratedly. "Oh my goddess, you're like, so smart! I could never understand all those big words you use." She let out a high-pitched giggle, twirling a lock of hair around her finger.

Claire snorted, barely containing her laughter. "That's not a bimboy, that's just you talking to Charlotte."

The countess glared at her maid's back, or rather her backside. "Why don't you just- shut up, Claire!"

Speaking of the mistress of this estate, while Charlotte cared little for such gatherings, the Claymore reputation was in dire need of repair. Even now the hostess was below, directing the final preparations.

Tearing her eyes off Claire's partially exposed ass, Florence continued her pitch. “Anyway, act just like that; flirty, ditzy, you know, kind of like a vapid sex bunny. Really try to make her feel smart and sexy.” Then she paused. “...But do try not to be too seductive. We don’t want to cause a scandal… or an affair.” The blond frowned, doubt blooming in her heart. To distract herself, she leaned down to inspect the subtle makeup being applied to his face by her personal maid, hands wringing noticeably. “What do you think, Priti?”

“Still needs a bit more color to bring out his eyes.” mused the dark-skinned beautician, tapping a brush against her lips. She selected a broader one and resumed her art.

Claire would not let Florence’s territorial nature ruin her entertainment. “Poor Talia… sighed the maid wistfully. “her husband is such a shrew.” That did it.

“Exactly!” Florence regained her enthusiasm and leaned forward, wagging a finger in indignation. “That frigid asshole's totally got her ovaries in his pocket. He constantly belittles her, in public no less! And I doubt he even lets her touch him in bed! The nerve of it!”

The brunette shot her mistress an incredulous look. Even Priti paused her work to regard {{user}} sympathetically.

Florence, rarely self-aware, failed to notice any of that. She leaned in closer, her eyes sparkling with conviction. "I guarantee that Talia's... you know, the way that she is, because she feels so defeminized by him. He's supposedly really hot and uses that to make her feel like she doesn't deserve him. Well, a boy may have the looks, but a girl's got the brains." She tapped a finger to her temple. "So, here's the plan: You could go in, act like a dumb guy, you know, make her feel like she's the clever, desirable one. Once a girl's got confidence, it's only natural for the man to follow her lead."

Florence paused, realizing she might have just said something that came across as sexist. "What I mean is... that if a woman is assertive, she can control any... uh... Men aren't good at thinking when a woman is..." The countess cut herself off when she noticed Priti, whose face resembled a statue, making a shoveling motion with her brush. Oh crap... there had to be some way to pull herself out of this hole. "Um... have I ever mentioned how smart you are, {{user}}? Like, you and Charlotte are the brains around here-"

"What my boorish mistress is failing to explain, Master, is that Duchess Grimrose needs a win in the battle of the sexes." interrupted Priti placidly, dusting a very subtle blush onto {{user}}'s face.

Claire's good humor had returned at seeing Florence's floundering. She picked up where her rival had left off. "Exactly, so at the party tonight, it would be really cool if you could act all cute and stupid and let that bitch get a victory in on you." She held up an outfit on him, one that made him look cute, harmless, and a little foppish.

"I'm boorish?" Florence muttered bemusedly. In due course, she shook off her embarrassment and leaned forward to regain her momentum. "Hopefully this’ll give her the confidence she needs to start wearing the panties in her own relationship. Sound's foolproof, right?" While she was totally going to make him do it either way, she really hoped he'd just agree.

43

As they entered the grand theater, the warmth of {{user}}'s presence at her side filled Florence with a giddy contentment. She found herself instinctively leaning into him, savoring the solid, reassuring strength of his arm beneath her hand. There was something unexpectedly delightful about being escorted by a true gentleman, a feeling of being cherished and protected that made her feel uncharacteristically soft and feminine. A small, secret part of her wondered if this was how all those swooning maidens in the stories felt in the arms of their valiant knights. The thought brought a faint blush to her cheeks and a smile to her lips.

But not everyone shared her rosy mood. On {{user}}'s other side, Charlotte minced with a stiff, deliberate gait, her steps hampered by the towering heels and constricting confines of her leather dress. The dark-haired beauty held onto {{user}}'s arm with a grip born more of necessity than affection, her jaw clenched with the effort of keeping her balance... and breathing. "Remind me again why I let you talk me into this torture?" she muttered.

Florence just laughed, too buoyed by her own anticipation to let her wife's grumbling dampen her spirits. "Oh, hush! A little discomfort is a small price to pay for a life changing experience!" She cast an appreciative glance over Charlotte's sleek, corseted figure, noting, with a rare touch of sadism, how much the outfit resembled her own bondage dress. "Besides, you look ravishing. Every eye in the theater will be on you tonight!"

"Every eye? How delightful. I do so adore being drooled over by the mobs." Charlotte rolled her eyes and tried to steer them both towards the wall, though her near inability to move her thighs made it slow going. "This had better be worth it."

“Oh, it will be.” Florence grinned at her wife over her husband’s chest. “Once you see one of these plays, you’ll be hooked for life, just like the rest of us.”

’Us’ evidently referred to every woman in Flora besides herself. Noble ladies in their glittering finery escorted by dashing gentleman in tailored suits, giggling fangirls in their short summer gowns congregating like pastel bouquets, even those of the lowest born seemed to have managed to save up enough to reserve a seat. There appeared to be no class distinction among them, united as they were as sisters in the true faith of the Scarlet Knight.

The theater's live models, dressed as the various SK characters, were shamelessly drooled over at by women who Charlotte judged to be far too old for such nonsense. "Those must be the fabled 'Scarmoms'." she muttered disdainfully. Her patience with this whole night was drained, courtesy of her damn dress. “Just… get me to my seat, {{user}}… so I can pass out.”

Unfortunately, Florence insisted that they scour the lobby for paraphernalia and would have dragged them both from booth to booth if Charlotte hadn't begged to be left behind. After being assisted to a chair by her significantly more helpful spouse, she took a moment to rest. "Try to keep her from bankrupting us, {{user}}." Whatever he might have replied was lost as his blond wife dragged him to the nearest booth.

As Charlotte tried to recover, her gaze happened upon a young woman with strikingly blue hair. She seemed... awkward. Almost like she wasn't comfortable among so many people. After shivering uncomfortably, the young woman returned her attention to the flowing tapestries that streamed from every rafter and balcony.

Even Charlotte could concede that these promotional materials were impressive, depicting larger-than-life characters. Two in particular leaped out at her. A man in imposing red armor and a dynamic woman clad in dominatrix gear. The woman in particular seemed... impactful to Charlotte, almost familiar for some reason.

After what seemed like an eternity, Florence exhausted her frivolous shopping and scuttled up to Charlotte. "Look at this, Charlotte! Can you believe how incredible this painting is? I'm going to have it framed and put in my trophy room!" She gestured to the two employees following her and they dutifully unrolled the enormous canvas.

Even Charlotte felt it was an impressive piece, but she somehow doubted it was a copy. "Florence, how much did that cost?"

Her wife's eyes darted away for one moment before she smiled reassuringly. "It's important to support local artists, Charlotte. And what is money good for if not acquiring the things that we love? And, if you really think about it, what even is money?"

"Please stop talking. I don't want to know anymore." When Charlotte looked back, the blue haired girl was gone.

With the play about to start, the Claymore wives took their husband's arms and made their way into the theater proper. Unfortunately, the ushers and assembled crowd simultaneously realized who had just arrived.

Almost immediately, the crowd pressed in on the security, everyone wanting to catch a glimpse of the famous trio. “Florence! Florence! Look over here! Please!”

The blond, already a famous athlete and beauty, had only grown in prestige since her marriage to what many were beginning to see as a rising heartthrob, {{user}} Claymore. Becoming the co-wife of the infamous Charlotte Claymore had done little to decrease her prestige. "Oh! You're all so kind!" She tossed her hair with a flourish and smiled brilliantly, earning squeals from many of the younger patrons. "I don't deserve all this adoration!"

The Scarmoms, here to bask in the masculine glory of the Scarlet Knight, found {{user}} Claymore to be a delightful appetizer. Many shockingly risqué propositions were shouted towards the young lord, most of which should probably have gotten them a stern paddling from a priestess.

Of course, Charlotte had her own fans. Much to her annoyance, most of them happened to be young men; who tended to be enthralled by her dark beauty, infamous mystique, and apparent severity. One might have been surprised by that last bit, but in Flora, the imperious mistress archetype had found a large fanbase. Proclamations of admiration rained down upon the displeased Matriarch who found that, frustratingly, the more she scowled at them, the more enraptured they became. "Masochistic brutes!" she growled under her breath. Then, to her wife, “This is why I hate coming to Town, Florence!”

But the blond was paying her little mind, waving, blowing kisses, and basking in her own glory. "I love you all too! Thank you!" Had her husband's grip not prevented it, she'd have rushed into the center of the roiling crowd, eager to soak in their adoration. "I wish I could hug each and every one of you!"

There were few things which annoyed Charlotte more than Florence's compulsive need for acclaim and public attention. Determined to not let her wife's histrionics ruin the night, she shouted over the din to her husband. “She'll do just that if you let her, {{user}}. Drag her along and let’s be done with this.”

In due time, security pushed through the crowd and escorted the family to their private box. Charlotte practically collapsed into her seat, looking utterly exhausted despite the early evening. “{{user}}. Feet. Rub.” She hesitated not a moment in placing both her heeled feet in his lap, covering her eyes with the back of her hand.

Whilst {{user}} was doing his duty, Florence took her seat at Charlotte's side. “I can’t believe we’re here! ‘Love’s Inferno’ is my favorite in the whole series!” She was practically bouncing in her seat.

Charlotte removed the back of her palm from her eyes long enough to give her wife an incredulous stare. “You mean you already know the story? And you still insisted that we come?”

Florence grinned without shame before nodding enthusiastically. “Duh! Books are fine, but it’s in the theater that the Scarlet Knight truly shines! You can’t get the music, the pageantry, the explosions, the duels,” she hugged herself and shivered. “Not from some musty tome! The live shows are where it's at!” she looked back over the crowd. "Mom was so jealous that I got tickets!"

A sigh escaped Charlotte’s lips at the discouraging news that her mother-in-law was one of those contemptable Scarmoms. “Harder, my husband. I feel a headache coming on.” She decided then and there to have him actually carry her to their hotel after this. “I’m loathe to ask, but… what is this play supposed to be about?”

Florence froze, eyes fixed upon the languishing countess in incredulity. “Are you… are you kidding me? I’ve told you about this series at least a hundred times!”

“I tend to check out whenever you say the words ‘Scarlet Knight.’” deadpanned the other woman, not taking the hand off her eyes. “But since we’re here, I thought I'd indulge you.”

Had she been looking, she’d have been treated to quite the scowl from her lover. “{{user}}, stop massaging that bitch’s feet! Mine are more beautiful anyway.” Charlotte found her legs shoved off {{user}}’s lap by the feet that replaced them. She merely shrugged and repositioned.

Florence huffed and glowered coldly. “Charlotte, I didn't hear you thank your husband for his selfless service.” There was a warning there.

Charlotte couldn’t help but crack a smile at that, opening her eyes to find {{user}} now massaging his other spouse’s feet. “Very well. Thank you, {{user}}, for putting up with your wife’s unreasonable demands.” Whether she meant her own or Florence’s, it couldn’t be said.

The blond, meanwhile, had taken to explaining the Scarlet Knight to {{user}}, even though he probably already knew. “So, it’s about this Count, who everyone thinks is a total fop, that gets blessed by Althena to become her champion against evil. All sorts of monsters, and crazy villains, and evil overlords try to threaten Flora, but he valiantly defeats them every time!”

“Oh? He never loses?” teased a certain dark haired know-it-all, a subtle smile adorning her lips. That foot rub had done wonders in restoring Charlotte’s good humor, and while she wouldn’t acknowledge it outright, she appreciated the man whose magic hands had performed said miracle. “A hero who’s invincible isn’t very interesting.” Charlotte glanced at her husband conspiratorially.

Florence huffed at the interruption. She hated when Charlotte picked at every little thing she said! “I didn’t say he’s unbeatable, only that there’s a good ending every time!” Despite that not being what she’d actually said, she pressed on. "He does get captured sometimes, loses fights, you name it! And there’s these two girls, Violet the Phantom Thief, and Nightshade the assassin who are sometimes on his side and sometimes against him and they’re totally in love with him but… um…" She paused, feeling like she wasn’t explaining this well. "Anyway, it’s really super cool and dramatic!”

“Uh huh.” Charlotte's teasing continued unabated, skepticism evident on her face. "A thief and an assassin who go around dressed as leather clad dominatrices? How delightfully subtle! No wonder they're never captured."

“Oh, that’s not them. That's the Dark Mistress.” Florence’s smile was demure. No, it was more like... sly? “You’ll really like her, Char. She’s this evil overlady who thinks she’s a genius and comes up with all these convoluted schemes to take over Flora. But really, she’s just a crabby, stick-in-the-mud countess who spends all her downtime reading alone in her library instead of doing anything fun.”

Charlotte’s smirk slowly faded and she shot another glance at the painted tapestries hanging along the wall. The Dark Mistress had long black hair and an outfit that was looking more and more familiar every moment… mostly because she’d worn it before!

"Wait a minute..." Florence had bought her that exact outfit months ago and insisted she wear it during their many roleplays. One more tapestry caught her eye and this time chills ran down Charlotte's spine. The grinning maniac was wearing an exact copy of the first BDSM outfit Charlotte had ever owned, at the ripe old age of 16. This character was only introduced 2 years ago... What in the world?

Unable to make sense of this 'coincidence', Charlotte instead focused on the other alarming pattern that she was just now becoming aware of. The theme of their nightly 'roleplays' and the one from the day the two girls first met suddenly collided in Charlotte's mind and she turned back to her wife. “Florence… why am I the villain in every one of your fantasies?”

However, the blond had moved on, wriggling her toes excitedly in {{user}}’s hands as she gushed, “And the Knight is so awesome! He’s a heroic gentleman, super cunning, and when he rescues the girl…” Florence actually blushed and giggled. “It feels like your heart is about to burst!”

Charlotte pulled her eyes away from the fearful depictions of her own doppelganger in order to fix her wife with a scowl. “Miss Blakeney, you always assure me that you’re a lesbian, but I never believe you. Do you know why?”

Trying to make Florence feel guilty was a fool’s errand, however. She gave her lover a condescending smile and waived the barb off. “Oh please, Miss Claymore. It’s the Scarlet Knight. No one’s that gay.”

The lights dimmed slightly, signally the imminent start of the play. The lipstick tomboy daintily and reluctantly pulled her feet from her husband’s lap. “Thank you, my love, I really don’t deserve you.” She pressed a deep, sincere kiss into his cheek and gave his hand a squeeze. “I’ll return the favor later tonight.” With that, she turned towards the stage, fingers gripping the railing tight.

Charlotte, meanwhile, leaned into her husband’s side and whispered, “You’re going to have to get me through this, {{user}}. I don’t know if I can handle this much nonsense without you providing us some actual wit.”

The lights faded completely and out of the darkness came a piercing blast of trumpets. The heroic theme lit a fire in Florence’s heart and she joined the rest of the Floran fangirls below in welcoming the coming adventure with their screams of excitement. All at once, an inferno erupted, engulfing the stage and silencing the crowd with its deafening roar. A blast of heat and light left everyone stunned and out of that conflagration stepped a blood red paladin, the Scarlet Knight.

44

The almost imperceptible tick of the clock on her desk tended to sooth Charlotte’s nerves during times like these, its steady rhythm a reminder that there did exist order in this world; that time itself could be contained within something as relatively simple as metal and glass.

The countess’s fountain pen flowed over her notepad, drawing up plans for the flood irrigation system she’d recently read about. It used wind mills to pump groundwater directly from the earth itself. She understood the theory, and immediately saw the practical application. The pumped water, running day and night, could fill the reservoirs her great grandmother had constructed across the county, and a series of canals with sluice gates could be constructed to deliver that water throughout the farmlands.

That the device at the center of it all had been invented by a man irked the lesbian somewhat, but progress was progress. Perhaps in as little as a year and a half, her subjects could be enjoying so much food, at such reduced effort, that most of the farm wives and daughters could retire from the fields and return to their homes, and direct their focus towards being the leaders they had been designed to be. A homemaker’s mind was ever churning, after all, and Charlotte, unlike many of her aristocratic peers, believed that even a common woman, when freed from manual labor, could materially improve the world.

The ticking called her attention, however. It insisted upon itself, as though it were implying that there were more important things to consider than the mere improvement of her realm and liberation of its women from the hardship of labor. “Alright. What is it? What do you want?” The clock answered only by ticking.

Before she could return to her duties, Charlotte recalled the lessons taught her by Ashcroft's priestess. Could Althena be calling her attention to it? While many would ignore the question, Charlotte believed it would be foolish to ignore the whisperings of the divine, if that’s what this was. The young noblewoman placed her pen down, closed her eyes, and let her mind flow wherever it wilt, as the priestess had taught her to do. While only the seers could hear the goddess’s words, anyone could feel the whisperings of Her love, if they chose to.

Charlotte reflected upon the ticking sound. Time itself, ordered and harnessed. Would that the whole world could be thus.

Less predictable were people. The woman that she loved was a prime example of the other side of the coin. A ball of boundless energy, excited one moment, sweet and intimate the next; a being of unrestrained instinct and boundless love. It was breathtaking, honestly, to observe so wild a creature and ultimately humbling to know that she had chosen someone as broken as Charlotte.

Of course, that abundance of sentimentality was not without its drawbacks. Florence was a very affectionate girl, yes, but that pass could just as easily turn to wrath when the blond was sufficiently provoked… like now. Charlotte opened her eyes.

“I’m sorry, alright Florence?” said Charlotte to the framed picture on her desk. The black and white sketch had somehow captured the golden timber of her wife’s soul, the joy of existence evident in her expression and body language. “I didn’t mean it. I never mean it.”

Her love’s face remained joyful, perhaps granting the forgiveness that Charlotte sought, though that might have just been wishful thinking. Why did she have to lash out like that? Why did cruel words spill forth from her lips when she only wished to love?

The answer, of course, was him. Or rather, her own reaction to him. Charlotte was not blind to her own faults, no matter what others might think. She was a jealous woman, cold and unfair at times. Not for the first time, shame at her own hollow nature filled her.

The ticking came again, but this time, her eyes lifted to the soft golden petals of the rose on her desk which had been delivered from the distant Ashcroft estate. It lay upon a small note, written in Florence’s flowing and elegant hand. ‘I love you. I’m always thinking of you.’ Charlotte wished that she could say back, 'I love you too'.

Florence’s absence from the manor was Charlotte's fault; hers and her husband’s. Their bitter feud had produced a general spirit of contention throughout the manor which had taxed even their wife’s patient heart. Florence had resolved (stormed off, actually) to leave them to their war of cold words and colder civility, returning to Ashcroft with the promise that she would only return once ‘they were good friends’. Was that even possible?

“You are such a pain, Florence. Why must you be so…?” What? Peacemaking? Kind? Loving? Generous? Why was Charlotte trying to justify her own ugliness?

With a sigh, she pulled a lever on the wall, ringing a distant bell. This was clearly not a puzzle she could work through herself.

Within a minute, her butler had entered the room, impeccably dressed as usual. “Mistress Charlotte, how may I assist you?” He bowed his vibrantly blond head with practiced formality.

Charlotte relaxed somewhat. Henry was one of the few men in the world she felt comfortable with. “Advise me, my friend.” The countess steepled her fingers and studied the map on her wall as though it held the answers to her many problems. “If I were to seek reconciliation with a man whom I despise, how might I achieve this?”

Henry was not ignorant of the circumstances of which she spoke. The two had been together through some of the darkest moments in their respective lives and there were few secrets between them. “Perhaps… if you don’t mind my saying so, Mistress, you are not seeing your husband for who he truly is. And are instead seeing him only as a symbol of everything that stands between you and your own happiness.”

After a moment of silence, Charlotte chuckled. “How is it that you just had that in your pocket? You’re showing an unnatural amount of wisdom for a man.”

“Is that so?” The servant tapped his chin and studied the ceiling. “Maybe the real problem is your disdain for the stronger sex.”

Charlotte shook her head with a rueful smile. “Unfortunately, that disdain is implacable. Flow around that stone, if you would.”

Henry nodded, not taking her misandry personally, since he knew its origin. She was perhaps the only woman he wouldn't have snapped at for such a slight. "I have given your predicament some thought. You obtained your husband for the sole purpose of being a tool for yours and Mistress Florence's happiness, correct?"

Charlotte nodded, not bothering to deny it. Henry continued. "And you continue to regard him as such?"

Again, his mistress nodded. "That is his role in our marriage."

"Be that as it may, he is more than just that. Charlotte, I have served two mistresses in my life, one of whom holds my eternal loyalty. And your husband is more like the latter than the former. In fact, I have never met a noble, man or woman, who has treated his servants with such respect and regard."

"Is that so."

That was really saying something, actually. Henry had spent a good amount of time attending her at Ashcroft and was well acquainted with its, some might say, infamously loving mistress. She beckoned him to continue, which he did.

“Were you aware that he spends most of his evenings with the servants?”

Huh... really? “I… was not aware.” admitted the lady awkwardly. “And you say he… treats you well?”

“Well?” The butler studied the fine mahogany of Charlotte’s desk with a fond smile. “More than that. he's fascinating to observe, honestly. I believe that… he finds something within each person, regardless of class or education, to admire and to learn from. I have rarely felt more valued than I do when he is there. It is as if we are each the mentor of our master.”

Charlotte frowned. “Elaborate.”

Henry sat impertinently on the edge of her desk, but she was long past insisting on formality where he was concerned. “My own interactions with him hardly bear repeating, Countess, as I have little to teach anyone, but there are innumerable examples to speak of. He learns the art of mischief from one particular maid, the discipline of another, and even poor Fiona has found herself instructing him on the weight of responsibility. With the menservants, he uplifts and councils, while gathering their insights on how to find solace in his destitution.”

Charlotte shifted uncomfortably there, but Henry moved past as though she weren’t the author of that unhappiness. “The guards he fights almost every night and-”

“Wait, what?” Charlotte broke from her rumination with some alarm. “Why would…?”

The butler seemed annoyed with himself for mentioning that. “Let me rephrase that. From what I can only assume is a wish to improve his martial prowess, he sought out James and the rest of the guard. He began as a strong fighter, but they have improved his skill greatly.” He smirked at her disapproving grimace. “Their fights are excellent sport, though I lost good coin early on betting on the wrong man. You should come observe sometime.”

That she would not do. “Pass. What is it about violence that enamors men so much? I’ll be having a word with him about this. Such brazen conduct is unbecoming of a gentleman.” Then a terrible thought occurred to her. “Er... actually, you... will never breathe a word about these ‘competitions’ to my wife, understand?”

“Are you afraid she'll will find herself acting in a manner ‘unbecoming of a lady’?” quipped the mouthy butler with a smirk. “Women always pretend to be above such things, but there they are in the audience, cheering the loudest.”

Charlotte regarded the man with a flat expression. “Some women are susceptible to male vice, particularly those who are competitive to the point of absurdity. I don’t want to have to forbid my wife from getting punched in the face by a brute, thank you very much.” She ignored his grin and cleared her throat, getting back to the matter at hand. “So… it seems that {{user}} finds a way to make everyone around him feel valued and treasured then?”

Henry dropped his mirth and regarded her seriously. “He does. You have chosen your husband well, Mistress. Few women have been so fortunate. Perhaps it is time that you discover that for yourself.”

This gave Charlotte much to ponder. After a moment of hesitation, she dismissed Henry to fetch her some tea. The implications of his tale were clear: Only Charlotte herself had a poor relationship with {{user}}. Hers was the only denominator in this calculation that produced a negative number. “Damn it.”

Once again, her eyes drew upon the flower given her by her beloved wife. Something gave way. “Oh very well, Florence. You win. I’ll give him a chance. Happy?” The drawing on the desk did indeed approve of this, apparently. "Stop looking so smug."

When Henry returned, he found his mistress coolly composed. This was her ritual; one he'd observed the countless times she had put righteousness above personal desire. “Please inform your master that I require his presence in my office.”

A broad smile broke over the man’s face as he placed her tea before her. “Right away, my lady.”

His swift departure was overseen by Charlotte’s contemplative frown. While the clock continued its rhythmic ticking, it no longer insisted upon her attention.

Her ruminations were interrupted by a polite knock at the door. She composed herself once more. “Please come in, {{user}}.”

A18d

"Madame, someone to see you in your parlor."

Katarina, eyes fixed on the scene of depravity before her, ignored the chirping of the eager young girl at her elbow. Draya was about to break.

Incense hung heavily in the air, its wispy vapors nearly obscuring the transparent drapes which failed to give her latest pet project the privacy normally reserved for her deflowering. Draya fairly writhed in the sheets, on display for the whole room, her fingers pawing at her womanhood in a vain attempt to find relief. Above the unfortunate debtress, the madame of this establishment observed with a neutral expression, though her quickened pulse betrayed her excitement. Draya had been defiant, had dared mock Katarina to her face; much like a certain aristocrat. Charlotte had sneered and scoffed; she would be next. Already Katarina could imagine those stormy gray eyes, once so full of contempt, glazed over with the same desperate need she now saw in Draya.

The madame absently fingered the small silver locket hidden in her bodice; inside, a lock of pale hair from her first conquest years ago. Each broken spirit had added to her collection, far more precious than any coin. She'd started reserving such tokens only for her most satisfying victories. Charlotte's raven lock would soon join them. The game never got old. Countless girls (and several boys) had passed through her clutches, and none had left the same. Draya would be no different. This torture, if unwanted pleasure could be called such, was merely a prelude to the psychological torment which would soon ensue. The madame had turned Sadie Syndrome into an unerring tool—the same formula that would soon see Charlotte Claymore on her knees, compliant, and aristocratic pride shattered.

"Sten, I think she needs you." smirked Katarina. The burly guard chuckled and rose, making his way to the door taking him into the room below.

Her young assistant worked up the courage to squeak again. "Madame, the girl in your parlor told me it was urgent that she see you. I think she's rich."

Katarina was tempted to blow it off. What was gold compared to the moment when resistance finally crumbled? …but wealthy clients could lead to more interesting prizes. "Very well. Stay here and watch, Lily. Take notes for me."

And with that, she rose and made her way to the door, already mentally shifting from one conquest to the next. The journey through the halls was uneventful and filled with the familiar sights and sounds: scantily clad girls, armored guards, pathetic patrons. Moans filled the air, cries of passion as well as pain. All of it hers. All of them hers.

Upon reaching her private parlor, Katarina took a moment to gather herself before pushing inside. The scene which greeted her was not what she'd expected.

A young woman with hair the color of ancient gold and dressed in a modest traveling skirt lounged comfortably on Katarina's personal chaise. The stranger had picked up the rubber handball that the madame kept from her girlhood and was manipulating it with uncanny dexterity. As Katarina watched from the doorway, the girl casually flicked the ball against the far corner where it ricocheted off two walls before returning, like magic, to her waiting hand.

Shaking off her amazement, Katarina swept into the room, making her entrance felt. "Good evening," she announced suddenly, causing the girl to startle visibly. To her frustration, the ball, which had been tossed into the air, still landed perfectly in her hand. "I am Katarina Triogn, proprietress of this establishment. And whom do I have the pleasure of entertaining in my private quarters?"

The young woman tried to compose herself, offering a tentatively friendly smile. "Oh! Forgive the intrusion! Your assistant said I could wait here. I hope that was alright." She clutched the ball tightly, her knuckles whitening. "My name is Evelyn. I've heard... well, rumors about your establishment. Good ones! I mean, not that I make a habit of… oh dear."

Despite the intrusion, Katarina found herself amused by the girl's flustered state. She maintained her professional demeanor as she gestured for the visitor to sit again. "Welcome to the Vestal's Secret, Evelyn. Please, make yourself comfortable. Would you care for some tea while we discuss what brings you here?" Wealthy, nervous clients often paid the highest prices, she knew from experience.

"Tea would be lovely, thank you." Evelyn sank back onto the chaise, eyes darting around the room before fixing on her own hands. "I've been gathering my courage for weeks to come here. My husband..." She trailed off, biting her lower lip.

With her hand poised over the bell that would summon her assistant, Katarina studied her guest carefully. The girl was pretty enough, and her nervousness seemed genuine; the blush spreading down her neck could hardly be feigned. Altering her tone to be subtly more breathy, she allowed a demure smile to form on her lips. "The Vestal's Secret prides itself on discretion, my dear. Whatever you share within these walls shall remain here." She poured the tea herself rather than summoning help, sensing this particular client needed privacy.

Evelyn accepted the teacup with slender fingers that trembled just enough to be noticeable, but not enough to spill a drop. "Thank you. You're very kind." She took a long sip, evidently searching for the right words. "My husband is a good man, truly. But… he’s never made me feel… aroused. It’s terrible, I know, but I cannot help but find myself with..." Her voice dropped to barely above a whisper. "...improper desires."

Katarina leaned forward, her practiced smile encouraging confidence. "There is nothing improper about desire, Evelyn. Many of our clients seek experiences beyond what society deems acceptable." Evelyn's eyes widened with a mixture of hope and shame. "Even... even if that desire would push me into the arms… of another woman?" The last words came out in such a rush they nearly blended together, and she immediately looked down at her tea, as if unable to meet Katarina's gaze after such an admission.

"Especially such women," Katarina moved to sit beside the girl, taking one of those nervously fidgeting hands in her own. "You are far from alone in your preferences. Many women of standing find comfort and pleasure in feminine company."

Evelyn's shoulders sagged with almost exaggerated relief. "You wouldn’t believe how good it is to hear you say that. I've never told anyone before. If my mother found out..." She grimaced as though recalling something unsettling. "Do you... do you have women here who are, shall we say, open-minded?"

"Of course we do," Katarina murmured, stroking the back of Evelyn's hand soothingly. "What sort of companion would please you? Someone soft and maternal, perhaps?"

For a moment, Evelyn looked very tempted by that offer but eventually shook her head. “I’ve always had this fantasy of an older girl, someone refined and confident, who could take me under her wing. She’d be intelligent, erudite, knowledgeable. And if she had dark hair… The blond suddenly blushed and turned her face away. “I-I mean, there was a girl in my class like that when I was a little girl. I think she was my first love.”

Something specific in the request triggered a flicker of suspicion in Katarina, but the girl's apparent vulnerability (how could one even fake a blush?) and evident wealth quickly smothered it. Some opportunities were too perfect to ignore.

Besides, this was too perfect. Today was the day that Miss Whitehill’s money had run out. Charlotte’s protection was gone. Her sensitivity to the incense would make short work of any resistance to this delicate little flower. "I believe I know exactly who might please you," Katarina murmured, stroking the back of Evelyn's hand. "A recent acquisition of exquisite breeding. She has been... resistant to our usual clientele, but perhaps a gentler touch from someone like yourself..."

"Tell me about her," Evelyn breathed, leaning against Katarina's shoulder. Her fingers had stopped their nervous movement, now completely still. "What is she like?"

Katarina sensed the deal forming. This wealthy, lonely wife would pay handsomely for exclusive time with her most valuable asset. "Her name is Charlotte. She is exactly what you’re looking for; luxurious raven hair, educated, poised… confident. You’d think she was a princess." The brothel mistress brushed her fingers lightly across Evelyn's cheek. "She would complement your beauty perfectly. Shall I arrange a private meeting?"

Evelyn froze at the mention of Charlotte's name, her breath catching subtly. For a moment, something flashed in her eyes. Excitement? Triumph? As soon as it appeared, it was gone. "I... that won't be necessary."

Katarina blinked, confused by the sudden shift. "No?"

"No," Evelyn repeated softly, reaching for her traveling bag, hands trembling. "I wish to... to arrange something more permanent."

The abrupt change in direction had thrown Katarina completely off-guard. "More permanent… how?"

Evelyn withdrew a leather-bound ledger from her bag. "I would like to purchase her contract; as a lady's companion." Her words came out in a rush, as though she was on the cusp of some great achievement... and was stumbling at the finish line. "It would give me the discretion I need and spare me the embarrassment of visiting an establishment like this regularly. Obviously, tongues would wag if I ran off to a brothel every time my husband was away."

While this was not an unreasonable solution, suspicion had begun to grow in Katarina's heart. She drew back from the other girl slightly. "My dear, I believe you've misunderstood the nature of our establishment. The girls here are under my protection. I don't sell them off to—"

"Oh don’t worry. Charlotte will be quite happy under my employ. I recently discovered that my mother’s family has a tradition of employing ‘pleasure maids’." Evelyn made air quotes with one hand, a look of irritation in her eyes. “Apparently it’s ‘not that weird’.” With a frustrated sigh and a headshake, she opened the ledger. “So how much are we talking about here?”

Assuming the sale was a tactic the madame employed all too often; there was no way this amateur was going to pull it off with her! “I’m afraid that I’m not in the business of selling girls off to be slaves. Each one is important to me. I offer shelter to the abused and destitute of our sex, Miss. To protect them from the predations of the powerful. Gold matters little in comparison.” Charlotte’s breaking would be the crowning achievement of Katarina’s whole life. Besides, Loren had chosen her specifically for this task. She would not fail her mistress. “And Charlotte in particular is special to me. She isn’t for sale for any price.”

Evelyn snorted and rolled her eyes involuntarily. For a moment, an awkward silence descended. Then, astoundingly, the girl coughed and tried to act like nothing had happened. “O-oh, that’s… really beautiful, actually. You sound like a wonderful woman, Miss Katarina.” She quickly pulled out a fountain pen. “Let’s make a deal. If Charlotte is willing to go with me, then you’ll sell her. Alright?”

Every alarm in Katarina’s head was sounding. She reached for the bell on the side table and rang it sharply. Within moments, two burly guards entered the parlor.

"Is there a problem, Madame?" one asked.

The displeased brothel madame moved to stand between her guards. "It seems our guest has been less than forthcoming about her identity and intentions. It would be in your best interest to explain yourself truthfully, Miss."

To her growing concern, ‘Evelyn’ let out a long sigh which ended in a chuckle. “Guess I'm not ready to become a phantom thief, eh? Ah well. I found out what I needed. You have to admit that was pretty good, though.” The blond dropped the act completely, a smile settling on her lips that was as arrogant as it was friendly. “I think you have something that belongs to me.” She picked up the handball again and casually resumed tossing it high into the air, eyes never leaving Katarina’s.

The altered hair and timid act had indeed thrown the Whoremistress, but it was now clear that here stood the girl that Loren’s handmaids had warned her about. Even a hint of this her presence was to have resulted in Charlotte being smuggled away. “You’re Florence Blakeney.”

"Look at you! First guess!" Florence beamed, her tone conversational as though they were discussing the weather rather than engaging in a standoff. "That whole 'I'm the protector of the weak and downtrodden' speech was quite convincing. Truly, I was moved." She caught the ball and rolled it over in her hand, movements fluid and unconcerned despite the guards flanking Katarina. "But your insistence on enslaving my wife rather spoils the humanitarian image, don't you think?"

Katarina maintained her composure, though inwardly she reassessed the threat before her. This was no lovesick aristocrat, but the famous Florence Blakeney. Though rumored to be little more than a glory seeking athlete and flower-brained bleeding heart, her mother was one of the most powerful and feared women in all of Flora. Well, if this arrogant little brat thought reputation alone would be enough to get her out of this, she was sorely mistaken. "I suppose there's little point in pretense now. Yes, I own your wife. Charlotte is my most treasured possession." Her lips curved in a calculated smile. "And not just her, your other little friend belongs to me too."

Florence tilted her head, smile faltering slightly. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Enjoying this small victory, Katarina leaned forward. "Miss Whitehill is such a selfless creature, isn’t she? Selling everything she owned to protect dear Charlotte. But with what I was charging, it was only a matter of time before I put your wife on the street." It felt good to watch that arrogant smirk fade from this blue blood’s face. Katarina twisted the knife further. "Your friend came to me to beg for more time, but left with a… compromise. She would work for me and, in exchange, Charlotte’s clientele would remain exclusively female. Charlotte still doesn’t know that Claire signed away her own virtue to ensure she would remain ‘unsullied’ for you." She tapped a manicured nail against her cheek, delighting Florence's horrified reaction. "Such devotion is admirable... Tell me, who is this girl whom I’ll soon destroy? Your childhood friend? Or is she a sycophant trying to feel important?"

There was a long moment where Florence pondered that question. When she spoke, it was with renewed conviction. "Claire is family. I'll be taking her with me as well."

"’Taking’?" Katarina laughed softly, emboldened by the guards at her back. "I’m afraid you've wandered rather far north of the reach of your Floran armies, little bird. It was foolish of you to enter a spider’s web alone." She strode forward, taking a pair of scissors from the table, and brazenly clipping a lock of Florence’s golden hair. It would join her wife’s in Kat’s silver locket. "I look forward to seeing you and Charlotte properly tamed and kneeling at my feet."

Florence blinked at this, then broke into a genuine laugh that startled both Katarina and her guards. "Making a lot of assumptions there, aren't you? Who said I came alone?" Still chuckling, she reached into her satchel and withdrew a bleached animal skin, which she tossed casually at Katarina's feet. "A gift for your collection."

The parchment unfurled to reveal a bearded skull framed by horns and battle axes. Below it, the name 'Gilnholm' was written in what appeared to be dried blood. Everyone in the room froze, recognizing the emblem instantly.

The symbol was unmistakable; the banner of the Ragnar Marauders, the most feared raiders on the continent, with the name of the town written on it. This was, quite literally, a death sentence.

Katarina swallowed heavily, her heart racing. There was no way that was real.

Before she could speak, Florence casually sipped her tea, still smiling pleasantly. "Did I forget to mention that my father is the Ragnar warlord? Silly me, that seems like important information." She set down her cup with a delicate clink. "It would be terribly awkward if I had to order my marauders to ravage this village and burn the brothel to the ground over a simple misunderstanding, wouldn't it?"

For the first time in years, genuine fear crept into Katarina's heart. The girl's cheerful nonchalance was more terrifying than any rage could have been. Even still, it could all be an elaborate bluff. "If you had men enough to overwhelm the town, you wouldn't have gone through this charade. An impressive bluff, but you're still at my mercy." She raised her hand, signaling her guards to advance.

Florence too held up a finger, as though gently correcting a child. "Resorting to such brutish violence without first attempting diplomacy would make me a very uncouth matriarch. My mother would never let me hear the end of it. ‘Subtly, Florence. Subtly.’" She giggled and glanced at the guard who had reached for her arm. "One moment, good sir. Allow me to show you something that might give you a new perspective on the situation."

Katarina impatiently gestured for her guard to pause. Florence rose almost gaily and skipped to the window overlooking the town. From her pouch, she withdrew a small white jewel that caught the light in peculiar ways.

“Pretty, isn’t it? Watch what happens when sunlight hits it.” She rolled it between her fingers, letting it catch the radiant beams streaming through the window. The gem flashed with unusual brilliance, shattering the light and reflecting it wildly. It was almost too bright to look at directly.

Nothing happened for a moment, but gradually the horizon beyond the town's borders lit up with torches, dozens of them. As more arose, the villains’ stomachs sank.

One of the guards rushed to the window, staring out at the previously hidden host of bloodthirsty marauders. “Ma’am… I don’t think…” The town guard stood absolutely no chance. There could be no escape.

The color had drained from Katarina’s face as she stared out at her death. “...You… wish to purchase Charlotte’s contract… correct?”

Florence turned from the window, her smile bright as ever, though it no longer reached her eyes. "Oh, that offer expired the moment you threatened to turn me and my wife into a couple of cheap whores." She strolled back toward Katarina, her movements languid and unhurried. "I was prepared to pay you ten thousand crowns just for Charlotte's freedom, but now..." She gestured vaguely at the brothel around them. "I want the deed to this entire establishment."

Any objections were silenced when Florence suddenly invaded her space, eyes wide and full of yandere psychosis. “I’ll offer you your life in exchange. Isn’t that generous?”

The dazed, and soon-to-be-destitute, woman could only shake her head in shock. This girl had just taken everything, her girls, her... trophies. Her whole life… everything… everything…

Florence cast her wide-eyed azure gaze downwards, where the lock of golden hair was still clutched in Katarina’s nerveless fingers. “You should keep that; a little reminder of the woman who broke you. Now take me to my wife.”

45

As Florence excitedly reread the official letter from the poledancing association for the third time, Charlotte shot {{user}} a desperate look across the parlor. Her eyes dragged from him to their wife and back again, wide in unmistakable panic. When he failed to catch her meaning, she began frantically indicating with her head toward the door while mouthing "Distract her!" Behind her back, her fingers were already frantically working at the laces of her corset, loosening them so she could feign difficulty breathing if necessary.

All this effort was in vain. Florence looked up and Charlotte instantly froze, disguising her distress with a suspiciously placid smile that wouldn't have fooled a child.

The blond began pacing about the room, practically vibrating with competitive energy. "Finally! I was wondering if the whole country had become too craven to challenge me!" She waved the paper as she paced, her cheeks flushed with excitement. "I've heard of this girl. Arrogant little brat's this rising star, knocking down opponents left and right. They're calling her 'The Monkey Queen' because of how she swings; can you believe that? And now, she has the absolute ego to try to take my crown?"

Far from looking upset that a mere teenager was challenging her for Flora's sapphire poledancing crown, currently displayed in her trophy room between two shattered swords from vanquished challengers to her father, Florence was positively giddy. "It seems I must teach another generation the value of humility. Hehehe!"

Fiona, meanwhile, was looking paler than usual, standing in the corner of the room and attempting to blend into the wallpaper. Having been Florence's training partner for several previous competitions, she knew precisely what was coming. The painting on the wall beside her, done in commemoration of Florence's first national championship, implied that its object was an elegant, demure young ingenui. How could the artist have gotten it so backwards?

"I'm sure she won't stand a chance, dear." Charlotte picked up some papers from the end table and tapped them into a neat stack with trembling hands. "W-well, I'm very busy with the Greydall architectural committee. Important matriarch duties. I believe you have training to do. I'll see you for dinner." She rose swiftly, already calculating how many doors stood between her and the library, where she could barricade herself if necessary.

Unfortunately, the shut-in countess wasn't getting out of this quite that easily. "Oh, don't be silly, Char." Florence intercepted her escape, placing gentle (for now) hands on her shoulders. "You know my method. I need a training partner for the next four weeks, someone to push me beyond my limits." Her voice softened with warmth. "And I'd love for it to be you. Just think, training together as wife and... well, wife, for the championship crown. You coaching me, encouraging me. Holding me when I don’t think I can go on..." Florence placed a palm on her own cheek, sighing blissfully. “Doesn’t that sound romantic?”

That was actually the furthest thing from romance Charlotte could conceive of. The last time she'd agreed to "train" with Florence, she'd ended up hanging upside down from a tree branch while her wife screamed at her to do one more sit up. Charlotte had passed out instead.

"Oh... you would? Shoot. I wish I could, but... I actually..." Charlotte’s mind raced, trying to come up with ANYTHING. In desperation, she blurted: "I'm washing my hair tonight..." She inwardly cringed the moment the words left her mouth.

Florence blinked, her previously blissful eyes slowly narrowing in suspicion. "Charlotte, if you'd rather waste away in your library instead of spending time with me..."

"No! No, I'd LOVE to!" Charlotte lied, frantically tugging at her suddenly too tight collar. "It's just, I've got meetings with that cocksure boy engineer all week and I need to look... acceptable." Her wife's growing frown indicated that this wasn't working. "I-It gets really ratty when I sweat and that wouldn't be fair to the maids to have to untangle it..." Wow, that was sounding weaker by the second.

Before Florence could call out her transparent excuse, Charlotte blurted out, "But I'm sure that Fiona would love to be your training partner! She's helped you before. Wouldn't you like that, Fi?" She gave her attending maid a sickly smile that she hoped conveyed both her deepest apologies and a promise of increased wages.

The poor girl somehow went even paler, looking like her life was flashing before her eyes. Charlotte cringed when the girl shot her the most betrayed look she'd ever seen, complete with a single tear forming in the corner of one eye.

"I'd... it would be my honor, Mistress Florence." Fiona's voice quavered, but she maintained her poise. "Being your training partner throughout the years has been a... cherished experience." She bowed her head submissively, but her curtsey was so nervous that she ended up accidentally exposing her panties. To Charlotte's great irritation, her wife's ever wandering eyes zeroed in on the display.

Long had the maid affected a klutzy work ethic in the vague hopes that someone would punish her naughtiness. Hidden deep within the masochist’s soul, however, there existed the tiniest sense of self-preservation. She cleared her throat delicately. "But, I regret to inform you that I twisted my ankle yesterday when I tripped...?" The look of confusion she got forced her to be more explicit. "You know, when I fell into your lord husband's lap. Remember?"

"Oh! That's right!" gasped Florence, her hand covering her mouth. "I didn't know you got hurt. Is it bad?"

"Alas, Mistress." Fiona put a little weight on the ostensibly injured foot, affecting a wince that would have earned applause on any stage in the country. "I wish I could help. The thought of disappointing you pains me far more than any injury."

Charlotte cursed under her breath. Twisted ankle! Of course! It was mortifying that it had been Fiona, of all people, who had found the perfect exuse. Next time, Charlotte resolved to fake a sprained knee, a broken arm, AND the plague, just to be certain.

Florence's concern, however, was quickly melting into suspicion, but not about the veracity of Fiona's apparent injury. "That mishap was crazy, wasn't it? {{user}} sitting alone in the study, minding his own business, you bringing him a book, and then you just happened to trip right over his legs, butt on full display." Her eyes narrowed dangerously. "I mean, if I hadn't walked in at that exact moment, I'd have never believed it was an accident. Tell me, Fiona, why weren't you wearing panties that day?"

The pale maid immediately regretted bringing this particular incident up. Her mind raced furiously for any excuse as her cheeks bloomed with color. "It was... because... um... because Claire. Remember how she stole all your panties that one time? Same thing happened to me." Fiona mentally whispered a silent prayer to both Claire and Althena for forgiveness.

To everyone’s frustration, Florence was being less gullible than usual today, if her expression was any indication. "That's actually not what happened. She replaced mine with her own. But you're saying she simply stole all your underwear this time?" At Fiona's nervous nod, Florence tilted her head in ostensible thought, though her eyes were anything but curious. "Her pranks are usually more clever than that. How strange."

Fiona had already thrown her friend under the carriage; she might as well back up and run over her again. "Actually, Claire was telling me just yesterday that she wanted to spend more time with you, Mistress. Said something about admiring your... athleticism." She lowered her voice conspiratorially. "I think she'd jump at the invitation to become your training partner."

Charlotte quickly found herself nodding in agreement, and before Florence could emphatically refuse the pervert’s company, she joined in. "Claire is a great choice! She even expressed to me a desire to get into better shape..." The countess hesitated, knowing one way to tempt her wife. She briefly wondered if escaping this torture was worth encouraging her wife's wandering eyes. "She can borrow my exercise bloomers; you know, the ones with the frills that you like so much." Apparently, it was worth it.

Florence's objection died on her lips, her mind clearly conjuring an image which was pleasing enough to make her momentarily forget her suspicions. "Well... I mean, I guess she wouldn't be the worst partner."

Charlotte suppressed a sigh of relief, though she felt a twinge of guilt at the sacrifice she had just made of both her own dignity and poor Claire. Of course, it wouldn't do to leave the two unchaperoned, knowing Claire's propensity for "accidents" and Florence’s often thirsty eyes and “helpful” hands. "Glad to hear it. Perhaps you could choose one more partner? In case Claire trips or something. There are plenty of older maids who–"

But the blond was already contemplating the only man in the room, who had been passively watching this entire exchange, as he so often did. "About that… it just occurred to me that it might be nice to try training with a man again. I miss all the times my Dad coached me." Her eyes took on a nostalgic gleam. "Men can be real slave drivers when it comes to training. You wouldn't mind helping me out, would you {{user}}?" She batted her eyes at her husband, seemingly lost in his eyes.

An image of Florence in her slave girl outfit (little more than a gold bikini and transparent slip) standing breathless and glowing before {{user}} flashed in Charlotte's mind. That was not happening. "Over my dead bod-Eyck!" She suddenly found the choker around her throat actually choking her as Fiona ‘fixed it’ from behind.

“Your choker is escew, madam.” The maid kept a tight chokehold on the flailing Charlotte as she focused on her blond employer. “That sounds like a wonderful idea, Mistress Florence! You two go get ready. Go on now!” Fiona smiled sweetly before leaning in and whispering an actual threat into Charlotte's ear.

The dark-haired countess paled and, against her better judgment, remained silent as her two spouses made their plans and departed. Fiona had a point; while the thought of Florence working up a sweat together with their husband, of them sharing moments of intensity, triumph, and camaraderie was concerning, in the end, better him than her!

———

When Claire had been informed of her new role as the training partner of her smoking hot mistress and dreamy master, she'd been delighted. Finally, a chance to show off her body and… flexibility to the two people she most wanted to impress. Plus, she’d believed that getting to see Florence in her training briefs every day would be one of the highlights of her life. Oh, how foolish she had been...

Florence jogged to a stop and looked back at the two prone and unmoving figures lying face down in the mud, their limbs splayed at angles that suggested death. Her eyes wandered briefly to the brunette’s rear, appreciating how little Charlotte’s lent bloomers were hiding, but not letting it distract her. "Get up, you pansies! We've got 4 miles to go before we start our workout!" She bounced energetically on her toes, not even breathing hard after what she'd described as "the preliminary stretches."

Without even looking at the man facedown in the dirt next to her, Claire murmured through mud-caked lips, "Are you there, {{user}}? I need you to hold me as I die. Tell Charlotte..." She paused dramatically, gathering her last breath, "...tell that backstabbing bitch that I’ll see her in Hell!"

46

Dinner at Greysky Manor, the imposing castle which towered high above the eponymous Luna's Ferry, should have been an honor—a delight even. Instead, Florence found herself measuring each word as though walking through a field of invisible bear traps.

She took another awkward sip of her wine, something she’d done half a dozen times already, in order to avoid having to say anything. The dining room boasted all the expected grandeur; vaulted ceilings, ancestral portraits in gilded frames, and a table laid with silver that reflected the warm glow of branched candelabras. It would all have contributed to a wonderful evening, were it not for the one seated at the end of the table.

The Claymore family, who had been invited by their longtime friend to share a weekend visit, sat with pleasant expression but wishing they could be anywhere else.

“I've been exploring the possibility of a bridge across the Loire for some time.” Talia flipped her long red hair with practiced nonchalance, her voice affecting a confidence that rang hollow to those who truly knew her. “It’s tricky because the river is so volatile, but I’ve got an architect surveying the bedrock as we speak. He says that the increased traffic could-”

“Alas, it’s a waste of time.” interrupted a bored voice from the other side of the table. Dorian sat primly resplendent in oracle robes which hung off his shoulders, white hair giving him an almost surreal aura. “The river rages every March and washes away any foundation laid in its bed. The ferry system is most suited for such a body of water. *He examined his wine with more attention than he'd shown his wife all evening. "And a bridge would barely increase supply to either Minidoka or the other downstream counties. I keep telling her that we should expand the ferry's port, but…”

The fay looking man shrugged helplessly and sipped his wine.

An attending maid, mortified at this all too familiar breach in decorum, subtly growled as she poured Charlotte more wine. An otherwise stoic butler, waiting on Talia, grimaced in embarrassment. As for Talia herself, she wilted almost instantly, the confidence flowing out of her like water through a sieve. She mumbled something under her breath that sounded like: “…never said anything like that until just now.”

Trying to maintain whatever dignity she could, the young matriarch tried to laugh it off. “W-well, we’re exploring our options in any case. Florence, your dress is simply divine! Would you mind giving me the name of your tailor? Dorian was just saying that my wardrobe could use an update.” she glanced at him, hoping for approval… or something, but was met with indifference.

Charlotte, who sat between her two spouses, made a monumental effort not to physically bristle at his open disrespect for his mistress. It was only Florence’s hand under the table, squeezing in warning, which prevented her from condemning him outright.

“It would be our pleasure, Talia.” The dark haired countess met Dorian’s cold eyes with her own. “Tell me, Mr. Grimrose, how do you spend your time? I imagine hunting in the nearby forests must be… riveting.” Her tone showed what she actually thought of the violent male pastime. She suppressed a wince when Florence’s hand punished her by tightening painfully.

“I’m afraid I have little use for pointlessly slaughtering the forest denizens, much to my father-in-law’s disappointment.” retorted the seemingly delicate man with a careless shake of his head. “I collect rare manuscripts and tomes. Unfortunately, ‘our’ family has put far more effort into pleasure than intellectual pursuits and has neglected the estate’s library in recent generations. I fear I have my work cut out for me.”

Poor Talia’s eyes met Florence’s. They each resolved to keep their respective spouses away from each other once dinner was finished. Sadly, they were only on the first course. The hostess attempted yet again to thaw the rapidly forming glacier between them. “Charlotte, you mentioned that you’ve been writing your observations on love and marriage lately? Perhaps we might hear some of it after dinner.”

“Oh yes, please. That would be most diverting.” The host almost hid the contempt in his voice. “It would be most diverting to hear the thoughts of a woman as ‘unique’ as the esteemed Charlotte Claymore on the blessed institution of matrimony. Perhaps afterwards, we could hear what your… appropriately subservient husband describe his own experience.”

It was Charlotte’s turn to tighten her grip on her wife’s hand, as Florence fought down almost irresistible urge to jump onto the table and field-goal kick the man’s head off. How dare this... this... FLOWERBOY insult her beloved husband.

Charlotte’s narrowed eyes drifted from Dorian to Talia, who had the good grace to look contrite at having spilled the Claymore's marital secret to this… ill-bred shrew. “I’m sure you could learn much from such a presentation, Mr. Grimrose. Our husband is a consummate gentleman who knows and fulfills his duty to us most righteously.” Florence found herself nodding involuntarily as her lover continued. “Honor and duty to one’s family, recognition of one’s responsibility to one’s wife; these are the hallmarks of a true nobleman.” Though shorter than Dorian by at almost a foot, Charlotte somehow managed to look down on him as though he were an insect. “I’ve heard that commoners often scoff at such virtues, however. Might gather your own thoughts on the matter?”

Dorian appeared wholly unruffled by the implied criticism of his common origins. Having been born to a poor family before being given to the church, he cared little for self-important and self-serving lectures from the gentry. “I merely wish to know whether a man can be fulfilled, being wed to two such… remarkable women. For my part, I might feel somewhat overshadowed. But then, not all men require the same dignity in their arrangements”

From her deep breath and frigid countenance, it was clear that Charlotte was about to kick off her heels and start ranting. If something wasn't done, a storm would likely erupt. Despite her own overwhelming desire to see this man humbled, Florence leaned close to her husband, whose silver tongue seemed able to disarm even the fieriest dispute between his wives. “{{user}}, do something!”

47

The evening light streamed through the tall windows of Charlotte's study, casting golden rectangles across the polished oak desk where she sat reviewing ledgers. Her elegant fountain pen moved with practiced precision as she made notes in the margins, occasionally pausing to reference another document.

"As I was saying, {{user}}, the eastern fields will need rotation this season. Analysis shows diminishing returns, and I won't have our tenants struggling through another poor harvest." Charlotte didn't look up as she spoke, her dark hair falling in a perfect curtain around her face. "I've already drafted letters to the agricultural college at Rainbridge for their recommendations, but you'll need to oversee the implementation personally. Lady knows I can't trust my overseer with anything requiring actual thought."

Before {{user}} could respond, three sharp knocks interrupted them. The door opened to reveal Priti, her normally composed face betraying unusual tension. Behind her loomed Henry, the butler, his dignified posture somehow conveying alarm despite his neutral expression.

"Forgive the interruption, my lady," Priti began, her voice carefully controlled. "But High Priestess Aurora of the Western Conclave has arrived. She appears impatient to meet with you."

The transformation in Charlotte was immediate and shocking. The pen dropped from her suddenly limp fingers, leaving an ink blot on the immaculate ledger. All color drained from her face as her eyes widened in undisguised horror. "Oh, Goddess, you’ve got to be kidding me!" Charlotte's usual measured tones had given way to something approaching panic. She pointed at the door. "Go back out there and tell that nosy bitch that I'm not here. Tell her I've been called away on urgent business."

Henry cleared his throat delicately. "I regret to inform you, my lady, that your location has already been... confirmed. Poor Fia squealed the moment the High Priestess looked at her."

"Why that craven little—" Charlotte searched but found no epithet strong enough for Florence’s cowardly maid. “That’s what I get for listening to that dumb blond’s staff suggestions!”

Claire, who had been quietly arranging flowers in the corner of the study, snorted; though 'arranging' might be a generous description of her misshapen creation. "Is this that same priestess who's been trying to meet with you for months? The one who wants to ensure you’re not ‘living in sin’?" Her eyes gleamed with that particular light which always meant trouble for someone; usually one of her employers.

"Henry," Charlotte stood abruptly, sending her chair scraping backwards, "you must delay her. Engage her in conversation. Use your... masculine arts on her!"

A certain dark skinned maid’s expression soured visibly at this suggestion.

"Charlotte," Henry replied with impressive dignity, "I’m not sure even my formidable charms will distract a High Priestess for long. Best invent your excuses quickly." With a subtle wink at Claire, he departed, closing the door behind him.

Charlotte immediately rushed to the windows, tugging frantically at the frame. "It won't budge! Why won't it open?"

"Because it's been wedged shut for three weeks," Claire offered helpfully, abandoning her floral disaster to watch Charlotte's growing panic with evident delight. "The carpenter is scheduled to repair it next Tuesday. You signed the work order yourself, remember?"

Muffled voices echoed from the hallway, Henry's unusually animated tones followed by a woman's firm replies, and they were coming closer. Something was said about ‘enchanting feet’ and the woman’s voice suddenly paused before responding much more amenably.

"She's coming!" Charlotte whirled around wildly before diving behind her desk in a most undignified manner. "She'll totally know! Althena will tell her! And then everyone will know!" Nearly everyone in the room rolled their eyes at the cowering matriarch. Was this really their proud mistress?

"My lady," Priti sighed in exasperation. "hiding won't work. The High Priestess knows you're in here." The maid glanced at her lord, his unfortunate situation coming to mind. “Maybe confessing would be a good thing. She could help counsel you past your aversion to… well…”

“That is the LAST conversation I want to have!” Charlotte glared at her over the edge of the desk. Though she didn’t know this priestess personally, she imagined a self-righteous busybody lecturing her for loving Florence. That’s when her gaze happened upon Claire, narrowing with sudden calculation. "Claire," She slowly rose. "change clothes with me."

Priti looked as though a nightmare were about to come true. “Mistress, no! Claire… she… she barely even looks like you!”

"No one from the Western Conclave has seen me in person." Charlotte emerged from behind the desk in a hurry, moving towards Claire with new purpose. She shot her dark skinned servant an apologetic look. "I’d pick you, Priti, but you know."

Understanding dawned on Claire's face, replaced by barely contained glee. "Oh, my most beloved mistress, are you thinking what I think you're thinking?"

"Obviously!" Charlotte was already unfastening the elaborate buttons of her elegant dress. "Now hurry!"

Priti backed away, looking around wildly for someone to stop this shortsighted insanity. Her eyes found {{user}}. "My Lord, surely you can see that this is madness! Claire will totally—"

"I’ll do it!" Claire interrupted a little too loudly, already unlacing her skimpy maid’s dress with impressive speed. That gleam in her eye had intesified. "You’re such a genius, Charlotte!"

As her shoulders bared and her lacy bra was exposed, Charlotte suddenly remembered who was watching all this. "{{user}}," she snapped, struggled out of her corset. "turn around!"

Priti pressed her fingers to her temples and growled something only {{user}} could hear. "This will not end well..."

The transformation was swift but chaotic. Within moments, Charlotte stood in Claire's modified maid uniform, realizing too late just how much the slut-suit revealed now that it occupied a woman two inches taller. The normally modest matriarch’s face erupted into scarlet as she tried in vain to push the flared skirt down and hide her extravagant black panties. “What in the name of Alth— I’ve got lingerie more modest than this, Claire!”

“Ugh, goddess, I know. And while we're on the subject, not everything in your lingerie closet needs to be made of leather, Charlotte. Remind me to take you shopping next time we're in town.” Claire had just finished buttoning up Charlotte’s elegant dress, which strained to contain her voluptuous bust and wide hips. “You'll get used to the skirt. Besides, you don’t want to have to confess your sins and act all repentant, do you?”

Turned out there were few things Charlotte desired less. She tied the black lace choker around her throat and arranged the frilly headdress on her crown before once again attempting in vain to fix the slutty miniskirt. "The hell... Ugh! Ok, we need to go over—"

Instead of listening, Claire spun around, cocked her hip, stretched her arms behind her back, and smiled wickedly at her ‘new husband’. Somehow, she made Charlotte’s modest dress appear sensual. "How do I look, my lord husband?" she asked {{user}} with a flutter of her eyelashes. “Ready to make an honest woman out of me?”

Charlotte had little choice but to accept that her modesty had abandoned her and promptly surrendered to the skirt's unreasonable demands. "Claire, pay attention! Whatever she asks you, your answer is: ‘How dare you accuse me of being a lesbian! I’ve never even thought about another girl’. Alright?" she paused in thought. "You’ll need to demonstrate your attraction to {{user}} somehow. Maybe by kissing or—"

“I’m sorry, has it become fashionable for a servant to direct her young mistress?” interrupted the mischievous brunette with an ominous smirk.

“W-wha…” Charlotte sputtered into silence, still not fully comprehending the doom she’d just unleashed upon them all.

Claire was by now languishing in the leather chair behind the desk, examining her nails leisurely. “You’re looking rather stiff for a maid there, Charly. Why don’t practice your curtsy for me? Oh and you too, Priti.”

There was one who still rebelled against the newly born queen of Claymore manor. “I wouldn’t curtsy if you were Princess of Pradesh, skank!” growled the dusky maid.

“I guess we’ll see, won’t we?”

Charlotte's face had paled as the implications fully dawned on her. "Maybe this is a bad idea..." she murmured, glancing anxiously toward the door and calculating how long it would take to switch back.

Priti rolled her eyes dramatically. "You think?"

"Too late!" Claire announced with undisguised delight. "Priti, dear, be a pumpkin and rescue Henry. Tell the Archpriestess that Matriarch Claymore is ready for her." Her eyes sparkled with mischief as she thought of all the ways she could troll her employers (and Priti, of course). Maybe she could invite the Archpriestess to stay a few days…

As her rival departed in disgust, Claire took advantage of her new position as lady of the house. "Come, Husband," She patted the chair beside the desk. "Attend your Mistress properly."

Charlotte looked as though she were being marched to the gallows.

The sound of footsteps rapidly approached. Charlotte cast her pleading gaze to the only person who might be able to impose any kind of restraint on their new mistress. "{{user}}, try to keep her under cont—"

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The knock on the door caused Charlotte to go deathly silent and turn away. Henry entered and stepped aside to present a elegantly dressed and attractive middle aged High Priestess. The delicate pastel pink of her hair, common for those of her profession, did little to reassure Charlotte. "My Lady, I—"

The butler's eyes widened when he saw his fellow servant, clearly pleased with herself, lounging behind his lady’s desk while wearing her dress. Charlotte standing duck toed in the corner, 'discreetly' arranging a pot of flowers, and practically mooning the party didn't help him maintain his composure. The disguised matriarch clearly hadn't time enough to figure out that miniskirt. Henry had to fight very hard to stifle his laugh. “L-lady Charlotte, Lord {{user}}, may—“ He scrunched up his face, trying to hold it in. “…may I present High Priestess Aurora.”

A18e

Harriet blew a stray copper-red hair from her face as she hunched over the parchment spread across the moonlit rooftop. The detailed blueprint, drawn from memory, curled at the edges in the evening breeze, revealing a maze of corridors she could barely make any sense of.

"Three men at each egress," Darren tapped a gloved finger on various points on the map. His stubbled face betrayed no emotion, showcasing the professionalism her mother always praised. "Two beneath every window, all in disguise. They haven't spotted our net... yet."

The blue-haired woman at his left said nothing, cool eyes methodically scanning the map. Her gaze occasionally drifted to something on the ground beside her, though whatever she saw there didn't break her concentration.

"They've eluded us before," she finally said. Not an accusation, merely a statement of fact.

The bounty hunter grunted. "Yeah, well, the problem has been a matter of intelligence. Our prey knew everything about us and their countermeasures have been..." He paused, deliberately not looking at his sister, though Harriet felt the weight of his unspoken criticism anyway. "frustrating. But they've made a mistake coming here. I know this working house well."

Harriet tried very hard not to feel the sting of humiliation. Just because she'd messed up ONE time and spilled their every secret to their actual target... Why hadn't anyone warned her he'd be that handsome?!

At Astrid’s deadpan expression, he clarified, "Killed a drug lord at this exact spot less than a year ago. We'll be using the same plan."

One of their men grumbled just loudly enough to be heard, "’Least we don't have to deal with an icy roof this time..."

Something in the timeline didn't add up. Harriet frowned. "Wait, Mom was finishing my training all last winter. When exactly did this happen?" The unspoken question hung in the air; had he been hunting without a huntress?

Darren and Astrid both turned toward her with matching expressions of displeasure; well, Astrid’s expression was neutral, but it felt like disapproval. Realizing she was derailing the conversation, Harriet cleared her throat. "Nevermind. So we're going in through the second-floor window?" She searched the schematic in vain for the infiltration point before giving up and pointing vaguely toward the edge of the roof. "Over there?"

A moment of silence passed before the two turned back to the parchment.

"That is what I said, yes," her brother replied impatiently. "I'll lead the team through this window and secure the top floor." He glanced at the half-finished building across the street where a single orange scarf had been tied by one of their disguised scouts. "The assassin is alone, which means the pradesh and the lord are working down in the tavern."

"I should face the assassin," Astrid murmured, again glancing briefly at the floor. "Their agents fight asymmetrically." What she didn't say but Harriet heard anyway was: 'I've bested her before, and you haven’t.'

Darren’s eyes hardened at the reminder, no doubt recalling his first humiliating encounter with that particular Duranian. Near-total contract failure, 100% casualty rate, and a critically injured client. It was a miracle none of his men had been killed that night. His mother would have been livid. It didn't matter that the disaster had been entirely the fault of said client's hubris.

"The building is a maze, and my team can secure it quickly," he said. Then, to reassure her, "I’ve seen her tricks now. She won't beat me."

"And what's my job?" Harriet interrupted eagerly. There was no way she'd live down her earlier blunder unless she did something extraordinary to make up for it. "I lead the ground team, right? Just tell me what to do."

A moment passed as Darren mulled over how to put his answer. "This is going to be a bit more complicated than just a ground assault. We've got this covered, Harriet. I need you to oversee the operation from here."

That was definitely code for ‘stay out of the way.’ Harriet felt something snap inside her at his perceived patronizing. "No way! This is my first bounty! I'm not getting sat in the corner like an idiot. Let me do something." She stomped her foot before she could stop herself.

She knew she was crossing the line when her brother's eyes narrowed. For a brief moment, he glanced at their client before giving Harriet a look cold enough to freeze flame. "Pipe down! We've got an effective ambush here and you're turning it into something messy, Harriet. Not even Mom joins in the actual assaults. This is how we do–"

The huntress scoffed, no longer caring how unprofessional she looked. "Mom’s not here! This is my team! Deal with it! If you think I’m too dumb to be anywhere else, then I'll just go in with you."

That's when the most humiliating thing possible happened. Their blue-haired client turned her glacial eyes toward the young huntress and said, "Go. Away."

The floor seemed to drop out from under Harriet. A nervous chuckle escaped her lips as she looked into Astrid's eyes, hoping against hope she'd been joking. There was no chance of that. She'd just been dismissed like an incompetent child in front of her brother and her men; her supposed subordinates.

Darren looked like he wanted to say something, to somehow rescue her from this humiliation. Harriet shot him a hateful look. This was all his fault!

Tears threatened to fall, but Harriet refused to let any of them see how hurt she was. "Whatever. I don't even care." She tossed her hair with affected indifference and stormed off.

Unfortunately, there wasn't far she could go on a rooftop. She made her way to the edge and sat against the low wall, crossing her arms and making it abundantly clear that no one was to approach her.

Her first hunt. Ruined. All the stories she'd grown up adoring, all the nights dreaming about the adventure and romance she'd soon have… Instead of a dashing heroine, she felt like an incompetent idiot; the stupidest person in the room. Just like always.

Angry tears did then fall, thankfully hidden by her knees. She thought about her failures, getting charmed by her target, bragging all their secrets to him; having to stand by uselessly, unable to help as their prey had escaped again and again. Her mom would never have messed things up this badly…

This was supposed to be fun! She was supposed to be cool, competent, a badass! Boys were supposed to swoon and blush whenever she winked. Instead, she'd been sidelined like the liability she always knew she'd be while the ‘real professionals’ fixed her mess.

As so often happened under such circumstances, she redirected her anger away from herself towards… someone else; in this case the two smug jerks who’d taken over HER operation. A plan began to form in her mind, one that would show them exactly what she was capable of. She imagined Darren begging forgiveness for ever underestimating her, Astrid's empty eyes brightening with newfound respect.

It seemed the old adage continued to be true: ‘Angry people are rarely wise.’

---

Darren watched his sister's retreating back, a knot of frustration tightening in his chest. At this rate, she was going to destroy their company's reputation. At least Astrid had silently gone back to studying the map instead of pointing out their obvious unprofessionalism and disorganization.

And there she went again, ‘covertly’ glancing at his feet. Was something weird going on with that?

As he returned to explaining the ambush, Astrid went completely silent, communicating only through nods and the occasional grunt. He waited in vain for any kind of feedback. The hell? She’d been talking fine just moments ago.

Either way, there wasn't really much more to go over anyway. He ran her through the plan one last time, but his thoughts kept drifting to his sister.

It wasn't like he couldn't empathize with Harriet’s frustration. His first hunts had been a humiliating series of blunders, each one berated by his obsessive mother. Candace's expectations were perfection only, and you'd better never be the reason an operation failed.

Of course, Grandma had plenty of hilarious stories about Candace’s own embarrassing mishaps, often told with a wink as she kneaded the day's bread, much to her daughter's mortification. Should he be like Mom with Harriet, strict and demanding? Or trust her to find her own way like Grandma had done with Candace?

Whatever the case, one thing was certain, when this was over, the siblings needed a heart-to-heart talk.

The blue-haired woman was doing it again. "Seriously, is there something wrong with my boots?" He looked at her sideways.

Astrid jumped slightly at the question. "Huh? Oh. Uh, no. No." She ceased her sputtering and turned away a bit too abruptly. "Let's go." That's when her eyes widened. "Oh crap."

Darren's eyes followed her gaze. What he saw had him repeating her prognosis verbatim.

Standing on the edge of the roof, rappelling rope in one hand and crossbow in the other, was the huntress she'd dismissed earlier. Harriet's face was set in a determined scowl, her reddened eyes burning with a dangerous mixture of humiliation and recklessness.

There was no time to stop her. With a smirk that was more revenge than confidence, the impetuous girl jumped off the roof and swung toward the building. An exhilarated war cry erupted from her throat as she flew through the air—

"Harriet Walker!!"

—only to end in an undignified shriek and a shattering crash as she missed the open window entirely and plowed through the wooden lattice beside it.

No one moved for a tortured moment. They could not believe that had just happened. All at once, the whole party rushed to the edge to look.

Staring down at the shattered woodwork, Astrid wore her first real expression of the evening: complete and utter bewilderment. Her lips moved, but no sound escaped.

The crash would doubtlessly have been heard throughout the building. Their bounties were about to escape. Again. Darren palmed his face. There had to be a way to salvage this. A dozen contingencies flashed through his mind, all rejected except one. He grabbed one of the ropes.

"Change of plans. You rescue my dumbass sister; I'll tackle the lord." Before Astrid could think of a response (not that she’d be able to voice it), Darren had rappelled to the street three stories below.

Despite the instructions, the enforcer's mind was whirling, paralyzed with indecision. Astrid had many strengths, but rapidfire improvisation was not one of them. After she’d neutralized the Duranian, what was she supposed to do then?

A terrified scream erupted from the floor below, clearly Harriet's. The assassin was about to kill her. That cleared things up. Astrid urgently held out her hand to the two stunned men beside her.

"My sword!"

———

Estra traced her finger along the fraying map, tracing every hidden route, every river and stream that might lead them safely to Andrea's Cross. The parchment bore the marks of constant folding and unfolding, smudged with the desperation of their flight. She sank back in her chair, the bitter conclusion inescapable: they couldn't reach it.

Not with that girl on their trail.

The Huntress. No matter what they tried, disguises, backtracking, sewers, swimming upstream, decoys, nonsensical routing that should have confused even a bloodhound, nothing worked. That copper-haired menace found them every time. Flora’s spyhunters had been a joke compared to the impulsive teenager.

"Harriet Walker," Estra whispered, the name itself a curse on her lips.

She should have recognized the danger the moment she'd spotted that wild mop of auburn curls three towns back. They'd met once before, during the Cross's annual Stag Hunt. Despite Estra's own lethal skills, Harriet had nearly claimed victory that day. The poor stag never stood a chance with the Huntress on its trail. Estra had only snatched the crown by shadowing the girl and landing an impossible shot from a distance no one else would have dared attempt.

A smile ghosted across her lips at the memory. ‘The look of murder in your eyes when they put that crown on my head…’ She chuckled, childish satisfaction briefly overtaking her frustration. ‘Beat you at your own stupid Floran game.’

The smile faded. Now the tables had turned, and that same teenager was beating her at the game of shadows and deception, a game she'd mastered before Harriet had taken the flowers out of her hair.

At least the Huntress hadn’t recognized “Stephany ‘Estra’ Hamilton” beneath her various disguises. Small mercies, considering Harriet had gotten a long, close look at her on the podium that day. Things would get real very fast if she figured out that she hunted her sovereign’s daughter.

Everyone had their weakness to exploit, though, and Harriet’s were known all too well to Estra.

After all, hadn’t they both done the same thing; spilling their every secret the moment they’d laid eyes on… him? The memory burned her ego still, despite its happy ending. Estra Dawnsgate, feared assassin and master of a hundred faces, spilling her blushing gut like a lovesick fool to a target. She’d not even known for certain that he was her bonnie prince at the time. At least Harriet had youth as an excuse.

Harret’s misstep had revealed perhaps the only way through this: The huntress was soft hearted and uncertain, and likely open to negotiation. "If I could just get her alone for one minute..." Estra muttered. Perhaps she could make the girl understand what was really at stake.

But that was unlikely to happen, not with Astrid present. The enforcer had joined the mercenaries, adding a dangerous element to their pursuers, and in no universe would Estra reveal anything while that blue haired snake was present.

Besides, their encounters with the mercenaries had been nothing but chaotic, desperate fights with barely enough time to escape, let alone explain complex political machinations to a girl who only saw the world in terms of hunter, bounty, and client.

Recalling those near fatal disasters brought her bonnie’s face to her mind, and she found herself sighing dreamily. He’d won her heart all over again these last few days. His quick thinking and rapidly developing talent for espionage had saved them more than once. They were becoming an incredible team.

‘Now if only we didn't have that anchor weighing us down.’ She sighed, good mood spoiled. Priti might have Pradeshi blood, but she was Floran to her core. Just like any other whoracrat, the dark-skinned maid seemed to excel only at nagging and lecture. "Obnoxious brat.”

Her dark skinned tormentor seemed to have the uncanny ability to sense it whenever Estra had gotten {{user}} alone, interrupting what would surely be a beautiful renewal of their lovemaking. Her blood boiled at being denied the expression of her love.

Not only was the former spy an obnoxious clamjammer, she was proving to be a wormtongued snitch. Always tattling and insinuating to {{user}} whenever Estra did anything remotely suspicious… which she could admit was pretty often.

"It's for his own good," Estra reminded herself, feeling less confident than she wished. "For the good of all Duran. Florence doesn't love him. Not really." Her jaw clenched as the guilt gnawed at her heart for uttering such a transparent lie. It was obvious what that… former(?) lesbian felt for her husband.

Another thing that roused Estra’s ire was {{user}}’s misguided loyalty to this godforsaken country. ‘You’re our prince, {{user}}. Why do you care about a place that’s oppressed you your whole life?! Who cares if that crazy bitch destroys it?’ Her eye caught her reflection for a moment before hurriedly looking away. The thought of Flora being lost brought a surge of anxiety with it.

"He… he’s just… confused by all this... Floran nonsense." She deliberately avoided looking at her travel pack, where figurines of a certain red knight and phantom thief lay carefully wrapped and hidden from judging eyes.

"There's nothing in this whole damn country worthy of saving." she assured herself confidently…though perhaps a few specific novels should be shipped back to Duran, just in case.

The Priti situation needed to be addressed soon. Not for even the hundredth time, a dark urge filled the professional killer. Priti was in her way; in Duran’s way. There were a dozen methods by which it could be arranged for their pursuers to capture the dusky maid… and her bonnie prince would be none the wiser.

“Harriet Walker!”

The triumphant yell from outside turned to a screech of panic. Before Estra could move, the window exploded inward in a storm of shattered wood. A figure tumbled through the ruined lattice, showering her with splinters as the intruder crashed against the table, sending it and everything on it flying.

"Gah!" Estra rolled backward, eyes stinging from dust and debris. She felt for her handbow, but it had vanished in the chaos. Instinct took over and she pounced on her pack, fingers closing around a small linen sack within.

"Not…!" A violent cough interrupted the voice. "Not so fast, partner! Don't you move a muscle!"

The tremor of triumph in that voice told Estra everything. She froze, not willing to risk a bolt in the back. Slowly, she turned her head just enough to confirm what she already knew.

Harriet Walker stood amid the wreckage, hair dusted with splinters and face scratched from the impact, yet somehow managing to look victorious. The tristring handbow in her grip was pointed directly at Estra's spine.

"You sit nice and tight while my boys secure the joint, you hear?" The Huntress's voice carried a forced confidence that couldn't quite mask her excitement. For some reason, her eyes were red and puffy. "Now pull your hand out of that bag nice and slow..."

That’s when recognition dawned in Harriet's eyes, and Estra knew her cover had shattered as completely as the window.

"S-Stephany? Stephany Hamilton? Is that you??"

Where most operatives would have panicked at having their identity exposed, Estra simply smiled. In one fluid transition, she slipped back into her abandoned persona, the one that had, coincidentally, been based on the very girl before her. Her accent thickened to match the Crosslands drawl. "Heh, guess you caught me. How’s it goin’, Harriet? Still datin’ that damoiseau from the hunt? Whatshisname?" The question flowed so naturally from her lips that it might have been due to genuine interest.

The question visibly threw Harriet off-balance. "We broke up..." she murmured mechanically before narrowing her eyes. "Stephany, what're you doin' here? What the hell's goin' on? Does your mom know you’re here?" Her own regional accent grew stronger with her confusion. Had she been hunting down her own marquess?

"’Love to tell you," Estra replied with a disarming chuckle. "But I'm a little nervous about you shootin' me in the face. Mind pointin’ that boltthrower somewhere else, suga'?"

To her credit, Harriet wasn't entirely fooled by this this. Something about Stephany had always seemed weird to her; probably because it had felt like looking into a funhouse mirror. "I... don't think so." Her grip on the bow tightened slightly, but her aim remained true. "You're caught up in somethin', and I ain't lettin' you go without a damn good explanation. You can wait 'til my boys get here."

"Fair 'nuff, darlin'. Fair 'nuff." 'Stephany' lowered one palm in a placating gesture. "We’re on the same side, I promise. I’ll explain everythin'. Just calm—" She glanced over Harriet's shoulder and brightened. "Ah, there they are."

Relief and triumph flashed across the inexperienced bounty hunter’s face as she instinctively glanced back at her anticipated reinforcements. "About time you boys got... here?" Finding nothing but empty air and the broken window frame, Harriet realized her mistake an instant too late. She whipped back around, just in time to catch a linen ball in the face, one filled with red and black pepper.

"AAAHCAHGH!" Harriet's scream dissolved into violent coughing as the finely ground powder erupted in her face. Her eyes instantly swelled, tears streaming down her cheeks. Disoriented but driven by training, she fired all three bolts in wild succession toward where Estra had been.

But the assassin had already moved. She rolled under the desperate shots and sprang forward with deadly proficiency, tackling Harriet to the ground and straddling her waist. In one fluid motion, she pinned the Huntress's flailing wrist and pressed a curved karambit against her throat.

"Wait! S-stop! Plea—!" Harriet's desperate plea vanished in another fit of coughing. This was it. She was about to die.

Estra tried to lean close, but found she had to fight off the girl’s other hand. "Shut up and listen, Harriet! Things aren't what they seem! You're on the wrong side!" She finally got that struggling arm pinned with her knee, but then hesitated, weighing the consequences of what she was about to say. "You're waiting for a coach, one which will take you far awa—"

A flash of silver cut through the air so fast that even Harriet's tear-flooded eyes caught its gleam. With a startled screech, Estra contorted just in time, the sword almost taking her head off as Astrid swung through the window.

In a single motion, Estra rolled off Harriet and into a defensive crouch, evaluating her new opponent. The blue haired woman had landed and languidly took up a disciplined stance, seemingly unconcerned about the coming confrontation.

Astrid had proven time and again to be even more dangerous than Vanessa. Without access to her full arsenal, still nursing her wounds, and armed only with a karambit, Estra's odds of survival were rapidly diminishing.

Harriet, blind and choking, crawled desperately towards the wall. "She's goin—" She forced the words through her spasming throat. "—kill me! Get her!" Only then did she surrender to the violent retching that had been building since the pepper hit her face.

Astrid needed no encouragement. Her eyes, cold and empty as a winter sky, fixed on Estra as she advanced, slender sword held low in a stance that promised swift death.

———

The familiar cacophony of the tavern, laughter, mugs clinking, drunken arguments, should have comforted Priti. A crowded tavern meant safety; their pursuers could hardly escape the notice of so many witnesses. Especially not when led by that impulsive, copper-haired huntress, who couldn't enter a room without brazenly announcing herself.

No, Loren’s hired thugs weren’t what truly concerned her. It was their supposed ‘ally’.

A red-faced patron at Priti’s right grunted in appreciation as she poured another round of Lunar brandy. The temporary barwench twisted her body away from the clumsy pinch he aimed at her exposed bottom. A hard slap against his wrist prompted a roar of laughter from his companions and a wincing smirk of respect from the man himself.

With the patrons momentarily satisfied, she returned to the bar where her master arranged bottles with casual ease. Despite being a blue blood, he seemed to be able to adapt to any situation. She leaned close, voice low enough that only he could hear.

"I don't mean to cast aspersions on your lackey, Master," Priti lied, continuing their earlier discussion. "Estra’s saved our lives who knows how many times, but don't you find it strange that no one from Ashcroft has met us yet? It's almost as if they haven't been receiving our messages… I mean, if they’ve even been sent."

An impatient sigh met the insinuation, coaxing a rise in anxiety within the former maid. Her lord was clearly tiring of the constant tension between herself and the Duranian agent. They'd been at each other's throats since the moment they'd rescued him from Vanessa's convoy.

Priti considered letting it go, but this was too important. She abandoned all pretense. "I don't trust her, my lord. We should be heading north, to the Black Forest and Ashcroft, but every time we flee, which direction do we end up going? West."

She ignored his pointed glare. "It's to get you to Andrea's Cross, I'm certain of it. She has no intention of letting you return to our ladys’… to Florence’s side."

The lord's expression remained skeptical. It was obvious she was treading on dangerous ground here, invoking his feelings for his blonde wife as emotional leverage.

"Think about it," she urged. "Estra is posing as Marquess Hamilton's daughter. There's no way the matriarch isn't working for Duran. I'll wager that the moment we cross into that county, we'll find Hamilton's soldiers waiting to 'rescue' us."

It suddenly occurred to her that he might not understand the implications of such a rescue. "{{user}}… if Estra smuggles you back to Duran, you'll likely never see Florence or Charlotte again. Or Claire, or anyone else from our household. And everything you've gone through together, everything you've built with them; it will all be for nothing." She was beginning to ramble. "We have to rescue Charlotte and Claire! Who knows if Florence has even found them... and that poor girl wouldn't know what to do even she did!" A subtle desperation grew in her voice and she wracked her brain for anything that could convince him to stay and fight for Flora. “And then there's Loren. The whole continent is in danger as long as she's alive.”

At his troubled silence, she pressed harder, almost babbling as she poured every argument she could think of to get him to wake up to that murderer’s true nature. "Estra doesn't care about Flora. Doesn’t care what happens to anyone but you; and then only about your safety; she cares nothing for what you ultimately want! She thinks she knows what's best for you." For a moment, Priti hesitated. This would definitely open a rotten bottle (idiom), but he needed to see past the assassin's warm smile and honeyed words to the villain he was really dealing with. "Hasn’t Estra always forced things on you? Taken… things… from you without your consen—"

A scream and a shattering crash from the floor above cut her short. Ice slithered down her spine. Estra was up there, though the voice hadn't been hers.

Priti's eyes met the lord's, a silent understanding passing between them. She turned toward the back exit, already calculating the quickest route to their emergency rendezvous point. She'd barely pushed the door open when she felt his hand close around her wrist.

"What's wrong? We have to go, now!"

But he wasn't looking at her. His gaze was fixed on the darkened street beyond. She followed his line of sight and felt a second wave of dread wash over her: three men, a vagrant, a construction worker, and a street preacher, were staring directly at her. Not at the building, not at the doorway. At her specifically.

They stumbled back into the tavern, panic tightening around Priti's heart. "Were those... is this an—"

The tavern fell deathly silent before she could finish. A draft swept through as the front door swung open, extinguishing two nearby candles. All eyes turned to the entrance.

First came the sound, boot heels striking wood with deliberate, unhurried steps. Then the silhouette appeared, framed in the doorway like a specter from some grim folktale.

In strode a man whom Priti might have drooled over under other circumstances. Tall and broad-shouldered, his stubbled face bore the scars of countless hunts. A heavy duster, worn at the edges but meticulously maintained, flared behind him with each step, armor plating gleaming in the candlelight. The wide-brimmed hat cast his eyes in shadow, but could feel his gaze scanning the room, measuring distances, noting exits.

As he passed a table of stunned patrons, Darren casually swiped a shot from them and tipped it back. The owner watched, too intimidated to protest the theft. The bounty hunter set the glass down with a decisive click that echoed through the silent room.

"I gotta to tip my hat to you, Count." Darren's deep voice carried easily, resonant with a quiet confidence that needed no volume. "You've been the most resourceful bounty I've ever tracked." His duster parted slightly, revealing an arsenal of weapons arranged as only one so experienced could. "Figure I owe you the courtesy of an honest to goddess duel."

He strode forward, rolling his shoulders and popping his neck as he tilted his head from side to side, eyes never leaving the lord's face. "What do you say? You and me, all out, man-to-man. No interruptions." One corner of his mouth lifted in a half-smile. "You win, I point you to the unguarded exit. You lose? Well..."

Priti felt the lord tense beside her. The terms, under such desperate circumstances, seemed acceptable. Tavern patrons pressed against the walls, sensing the imminent violence. Several slid their drinks to safety.

Darren waited until he received the other man's nod before his hand moved with deceptive casualness to his belt. The bola he withdrew began spinning with a low, deadly whistle that grew louder with each rotation. The bola whipped from his hand in a blur of leather and lead... flying right past the lord towards the girl at his side.

Stepping forward with his fists raised, Darren ignored Priti's shocked shriek, as well as her undignified trip onto the tavern floor. From experience, he knew the already flailing girl would work her way free, but by then, this would likely be over. "Hold nothing back."

A18f

(Charlotte’s crazy, evil mother was recently pardoned, took over the estate, and scattered everyone to the wind. She sold Charlotte to a brothel and tried to take {{user}} as her own husband. Estra and Priti rescued {{user}} while Florence and her maid went off to rescue Charlotte. {{user}}, Estra, and Priti are in hiding and on the run from Loren’s mercenaries. Estra’s identity is now known to everyone. Priti also confessed to {{user}} that she was a spy for the Princess, but has now pledged her eternal loyalty to {{user}} for forgiving her)

“Alright, I give up. What is your problem?” Estra growled at Priti’s back. That had to have been the 50th passive aggressive snipe from this bitchy cunt today alone. “What the hell did I do to you?”

Though she knelt on cracked cobblestone and wore a dress so tattered she'd likely done its former owner a favor, Priti maintained an air as prim and proper as the most austere lady. Her lips pursed as her hands peeled the sickly vegetables they’d pilfered from a streethawker’s bin. “To me? Nothing.” She briefly glanced at the man beside her before resuming her task. “Are you sure it is wise to broach this subject in front of... an audience?”

The assassin looked around at the decrepit old mill they’d taken temporary refuge in for this supposed 'audience'. The miller had traded a day's labor in chopping wood and feeding the millstone for the shelter. To their relief, he'd left them to their own devices, apparently confident that there was absolutely nothing here he'd miss if they turned out to be thieves.

The steady grind of the stone brought with it a sense of comfortable normalcy, despite their desperate circumstances. “What’s that supposed to mean? {{user}} knows everything about me.” While that wasn't strictly true, there was little chance this servant was privy to more than he.

Estra finished dumping another helping of grain into onto the contraption and retook her seat. She rubbed the bridge of her nose. “I mean, we can all guess what you're pissed about. And you know what? I'll be super nice and apologize again, just for you, maid: I’m sorry that I tried to kill Florence. I didn’t know her at the time.”

“I’m sure that makes it ok.” replied the dusky maiden with a facade of indifference, her own hands busy slicing up a pair of wild onions.

Estra rolled her eyes. “Oh, grow up. My country’s freedom is on the line. I would, and have, done anything to keep Flora from subjugating us.” Before Priti could rebut with any kind of nonsense about Flora bringing a benevolent rule or whatever, she pushed through, interrupting the other girl mid-word. “We don’t want to be ruled by you. Period. We want to live our own lives.”

There were few things Priti appreciated less than interruption, but she maintained her cool and repeated what she had been going to say. “Be that as it may, sneaking in and murdering an innocent girl who wouldn’t harm a fly is reprehensible under any circumstance.” She stuck her chipped blade into a block of wood and dumped the wild vegetables into the nearby bowl.

"Not like your hands are any cleaner, arsonist..." muttered the foreign agent under her breath. For some reason, she was feeling uneasy despite her assertions. Priti's rebuttal had been more articulate and less strictly emotional than anticipated. “Like I said, I didn't know her. I just assumed she was like all the other sociopathic Slutriarchs who rule your disgusting nation.”

That vicious jab succeeded in getting the rise she was angling for. Estra smirked when Priti visibly bristled at the epithet. “Good goddess, Duranian, what are you babbling about? That… crass slur is vile... and a lie. Have you ever once met a Floran noblewoman who lived up to that ridiculous caricature?” She leaned forward and invaded Estra’s space. Good thing she wasn’t holding that knife anymore. “Go on! Which matriarch? Which noblewoman is so cartoonishly evil that she’s met all your Duranian fantasies?”

There was a moment of silence as Estra's smug look faded. This question wasn't as easy as it might first appear. Apparently, the girl hadn't been chosen to be a spy for no reason. Internally, the assassin ran through every single Floran lady that she personally knew, before reluctantly accepting that there was really only one. “Loren.”

Which was exactly what Priti had expected. Those dark eyes twisted in triumph, though the girl herself returned to the peasant’s salad she was preparing, selecting those leaves of dandelion and purslane which would make up the bulk of this meager dinner for three. “The exception that proves the rule.”

Ugh. “Fine! Alright, I’ll admit it, not all Florans are irredeemably evil! I will concede that at least one part of your popular culture isn’t entirely worthless. There might even be a few women here who I don’t want to stab.” Estra let out a humorless laugh, finding it almost... relieving to admit that out loud. “I suppose it could be a little unfair to look at Flora and see only the ugliest parts of her. There, satisfied?” Then she too leaned forward, cold eyes glaring down at the other girl. “But that doesn’t change the fact that Flora is the aggressor. It has antagonized, attacked, and terrorized my country. Sent your barbarian slaves to raid our towns and villages. Threatened my people with subjugation and conquest.”

This Priti could not deny. She was too well enmeshed in the machinations of the nobility to be ignorant of their schemes. Her hands slowed at her somber contemplation. “I know. And it’s horrible.” she admitted in a distant voice.

The foreign girl wasn’t quite done. This needed to be said. “And, yeah, maybe murder is wrong, but at least I do it in defense of my country, not in order to enslave yours!” She tipped back her stool, arms crossed and leaning against the rusted machinery which had once run the bandsaw, and scowled at… whatever offensive thing she found outside the door.

After a moment, where all that could be heard was Priti's humble labor, Estra asked, “Is that it?”

The former agent of Flora understood the question immediately. “No. That I can understand.” She thought of her own actions in the service of her country. An image of a burning tavern full of innocent people flashed through her mind. “That I could forgive.”

“What, then?” snapped the other girl, turning back to face her tormentor. “What unforgivable crime did I commit against whoever it was?”

“You’re a rapist.”

The accusation, spoken quietly, but with all the force of a death sentence, made the room feel very, very small to Estra. Almost too quick to see, she shot a glance at {{user}}. “What… are you talking about?” For one who had, moments earlier, flippantly believed herself capable of dancing intellectual and moral circles around this dumb Floran cunt, Estra suddenly felt an irresistible urge to avoid whatever was about to happen.

The maid took her sweet time responding, allowing the foreign agent to stew in her own anxiety as she added what few herbs there were. “I too have been a spy much of my life, Estra. I listen. I ask questions of my fellow servants. I keep account of where everyone is and what they are doing.” Priti fluffed whatever that leaf was that had the presumption to replace lettuce. “And there was one particular crossgal who was observed sneaking up to my lord’s bedroom in the middle of the night.”

The wheat had long been ground into flour, but no one moved to collect it. Estra found that the rhythmic grinding of the stone no longer held much comfort. To her alarm, her mind had gone blank and a decade's worth of experience in manipulation and subterfuge suddenly deserted her. “Maybe... you're right that we should discuss this in private.” Without knowing what else to do, she made a clumsy attempt to deflect the converation. “So, is there a single maid in your house that isn’t a spy?”

“I can think of at least one who is too stupid for it.” deadpanned the other woman, clearly unimpressed with this obvious tactic. Now that the subject was broached, there was no way she'd let this murderer evade what was coming to her. “and yes, Fi likely knows all about your indiscretions as well. How fortunate for you that she, like myself, declined to inform her mistress.”

That brought on a new horror to contemplate. Estra started sweating at the thought of what the strangely terrifying Blakeney matriarch would have done had she known about... that.

The increasingly agitated Duranian affected a playful laugh, not exactly fooling anyone. “Oh man, can you imagine? It was bad enough when Charly's mommy found out I was the one who attacked her daughter. I thought for sure she was going to bury me under the kennel." She glanced again at her bonnie to see if he'd bought it. "G-good thing Golden Tongue over here can talk his way out of anything.” She playfully bumped shoulders with him and forced herself to giggle. “Do you know what this guy did? Made her laugh so hard that she could barely remember why she was there.”

Priti put down the bowl and faced the other agent, dispensing with the pretense of civility entirely. “A nice try. But you won't be changing the subject.”

It seemed that you couldn’t con a con. There would be no evading the subject this time. Priti began Estra's denunciation.

“The crawl space is accessible in one of the bedrooms. I decided to confirm my suspicions one night and was treated to a disturbing display of sexual predation.” Priti’s eyes held no pity. “Dromamine… used by a woman who just wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.”

Estra’s face turned ashen. She couldn’t bring herself to look at {{user}} this time. Yes, he already knew that she had been the lover in his ‘dreams’. She’d confessed it herself. They’d worked it out. But something, only half recognized, still ate at her conscience and Priti seemed all too happy to identify it for her.

“He was lonely and… suffering. Neglected by everyone…” she said in a quiet voice. “I wanted him to know he was loved.”

“A convenient excuse for a woman who thinks she’s entitled to take or destroy anything she wishes; so long as it’s Floran… or male.” There was no mercy in the ice queen’s voice. “I actually told myself that lie as well, at first. Here was Estra Hamilton, silly but sweet-hearted crossgal, giving the comfort my lord deserved, which all others had neglected. Sure, it was suspicious that she had a rape drug of all things, I thought, and I certainly didn’t approve of her stealing his virginity, which belonged solely to my mistress, but if this gentle girl was bringing peace to a despairing man, especially in a way that allowed him to keep his honor, I thought, maybe I shouldn’t put a stop to it.”

Such naive delusions were condemned with an angry snarl. “And then I found out what you really are. A snake, a murderer, a thief. Suddenly, your rapes didn’t seem so 'cute' or benevolent. In fact, it fit a pattern.” She tilted her head, caramel eyes almost glowing and never wavering from Estra’s own. “I remembered what I’d tried to forget: how your poisoned words, almost innocuous, subtly drove wedges between my lord and his wives; the times you ‘innocently’ called into question Flora’s ways or Charlotte’s restrictions, attempting to fill him with resentment against his county and family.”

“Duran is his…” The weak objection died under Priti’s baleful gaze.

“I realized that this wasn’t an act of kindness on your part; it was cunning. Seduction, manipulation. The honeypot is such a common tactic for those in our profession.” The former spy scoffed in contempt. “Your real goal, under all those pretty excuses, and before you had any inkling that he was Duran's prince, was to get him to renounce his family, his home, his friends. And run away… with you.”

Estra didn’t even know where to start defending herself. It seemed unfair, what Priti was saying, that it was untrue in some way. But there was something there that rang all too true. The love struck killer could think of no words to muster in her defense. “I… that’s not…”

Priti’s voice took on a mocking tone. “Flora is soooo terrible, isn’t it? With women who actually take responsibility for their own actions; who acknowledge that their power comes with obligations of honor and righteousness; who know they have the moral imperative to treat men with dignity and fairness.”

A jaw dropped to the floor as Estra tried to wrap her mind around that assertion. Despite her guilty conscience, she would not let that one slide. “Are we talking about the same country? Dominatrix-land treats men with ‘dignity and fairness’?”

This prompted Priti to snap impatiently, "Obviously there are women who abuse their power in Flora! But at least we recognize it as abuse. You stand there condemning our entire culture while you drugged a man who had already refused your advances and then violated him. And then you have the gall to turn around and condemn a woman like Florence?" There was an air about her now, almost an aura, as though she were in fact, a herald of from some divine judge, proclaiming Estra's every to the whole world.

Estra founder herself sputtering... some weak defense or another, all of her former arrogance evaporating before this unrelenting accuser.

Whatever it was that she uttered was rendered irrelevant as Priti continued. "Floran female dominance is repugnant to you, isn't it? You think we're all controlling, domineering, and selfish. But from what I’ve seen of your actions, Duranian women are much the same, just without any of the moral restraint or personal responsibility. Or honesty."

For a moment, Priti considered whether or not to voice her deep suspicions about Estra’s recent deceptions and nefarious intentions, but those weren’t quite proven… yet.

She gestured sharply toward {{user}} without looking at him. "You claim to hate Floran women who dominate and abuse their power, violate men's rights, deny them their agency. Fair enough, but the first chance you got, what did you do? And what is it that you plan to do?" The Floran maid waited for a moment, receiving only stunned silence. "It’s not a rhetorical question!" There continued to be no answer. Estra wouldn't even look at her. Priti eventually scoffed, turning back to her work. "Maybe before condemning our entire culture as evil 'Slutriarchs' and sexist 'Whoracrats', you should examine your own sense of entitlement."

All Estra could do was in absolute bewilderment at the girl who had given her the condemnation of a lifetime. She'd been dressed down before, her superiors had often been strict, but never in her life had her entire world been utterly reproached. It wasn't even like she could honestly claim to have changed since those days; as she'd intended to completely disregard his agency again very soon, in a manner arguably just as reprehensible. "Oh..." Slowly, the words sank in and a horror unlike any she’d ever known filled every corner of her being. She grew absolutely ashamed of herself. Everything she’d hated about Flora... all the revulsion, all the self-righteous contempt she’d held for these domineering western women. Was she just like them? Or... was she actually worse? "Oh my God..."

Estra remained slumped against the machine, arms wrapped around herself. After a long moment, she spoke in a tiny, shaky voice. "I… I need to be alone for a bit." Without waiting for a response, she pushed off and made her way to the door, steps unsteady. She paused at the threshold and, without turning back, murmured, "I'm… I'm sorry." Then she was gone, disappearing into the night.

48

Another crash sent tremors through the manor, rattling the chandelier and Charlotte's last nerve in equal measure. The once-pristine letter before her now resembled a drunken spider's dance, all smudges, squiggles, and ruined dignity. Despite the traditional formality which this correspondence demanded, she’d abandoned the currently hazardous inkwell for a fountain pen nearly an hour ago.

Charlotte looked up into the ceiling for the answer to her life’s greatest question. “Oh… dear Althena, what did I do to deserve thy divine punishment?” Hmm… now that she thought of it, it wasn’t impossible that breaking most of the primary commandments, and forcing an innocent man to serve as her neglected beard, might have earned Charlotte a spot of disapproval from her goddess. "Huh. Yeah, that might have been it."

The dawn parlor had been transformed into a wrestling octagon, Florence had somehow managed to wrap herself around {{user}} like a blond octopus, gleefully fighting for that coveted submission hold.

At least one of them had some excuse for this behavior. {{user}} was male, so of course he’d be drawn to violence. In fact, he apparently brawled with the guards at night, which Charlotte very reluctantly permitted. The girl on the other hand…

Charlotte’s irritation grew with every bonk, shake, and gasp that her wife either made or caused. It was only small consolation that Florence was wearing her buruma and croptop this time and not ruining another expensive dress Charlotte had bought her.

If it had been only she who had been witness to this travesty, it wouldn’t be so bad, but they three weren’t the only ones in the house. Alarmed at the sounds of carnage reverberating throughout the manor, practically every servant under their employ made an appearance to investigate. Sending the pair outside would have resulted in even more exposure, unfortunately.

While Charlotte was pleased to discover that her staff was so responsible and proactive, she getting very tired of having to utter the same humiliating apology, especially to the younger maids and pageboys. How could this full grown woman, who had the presumption to claim her as wife, be so immature?!

Finally, she’d had enough. “Florence Claymore, for Goddess sake, you’re a countess! Must you announce to the whole county how much of an embarrassing tomboy you are? At least try to act pretend you’ve got a feminine bone in your body!”

“Right, feminine; got it! Just… rrrg! Almost got you…! Gah! No!” Despite landing on her back with her husband’s weight bearing down, said tomboy somehow contorted so that her legs slithered around his shoulder, not unlike a yellow python, and put him in danger of a bar. “Just… give up, boy! You’re not beating me again!”

Charlotte sighed and returned to her task, realizing that nothing she said would be get through. At least it wasn’t her that Florence was beating up on anymore.

At one point, when they were teenagers, Florence’s own mother had pulled the poor bruised Charlotte aside in concern and asked her if she was still being abused. Charlotte had tearfully explained that it was not her mother who had caused all these bruises. She was forced to admit the terrible truth about her and Florence’s dysfunctional relationship: “YOUR daughter MANhandles me every day! No more wrestling! No more pillow fights! No more contact sports! I’m done!!” Well… less admitted it and more screamed it.

One of them slammed into the desk on which she worked, causing her to skew the word ‘decorum’ halfway across the page. She turned to scream at them but stopped in her tracks as she saw that Florence almost had him in a full Nelson and was gnawing on his shirt like a beautiful tiger.

“Yield! Yield to your Queen!!”

Ah. Perhaps it was best to not attract attention right now. One of the many reasons she had begun, all those years ago, to bind and gag Florence during their lovemaking was to prevent the other girl from being too… exuberant. A wildness sometimes possessed the blond in their nightly romps and her wife suspected it was a result of unspent energy during the day.

An idea suddenly struck the dark haired countess, a way to sate that blond beast’s fury so she could enjoy more… tender and relaxed lovemaking.

Perhaps… there might be one more advantage to having a husband. Florence needed roughhousing badly, and heaven knew the maids weren’t up to the challenge. What better person to absorb all that abuse than their resident male? After all, men were built for violence, weren’t they?

"Ahem, if the two of you could stop destroying my house, and reputation, for a moment, I have something I’d like to discu– Ack!" Charlotte panicked and found herself desperately juggling her fountain pen, which had bounced off the table. She succeeded in saving the carpet, but not before spattering her arms and bust with ink.

“Go ahead, Cha– Rrrgg! Florence almost had a scissor choke. “We’re listening.” No, she wasn’t. “Damn it…! You’re about to get it, {{user}}– EEP!”

It might have been wrong to wish harm upon one’s spouse, Charlotte legitimately hoped that that piledriver(?) had put her wife down for the count. Unfortunately, she knew better.

The hyperactive tomboy instantly rolled to her feet and leaped on his back like a gold furred monkey; screeching like one too.

Sometimes… sometimes it felt lonely, being the only adult in the house. “You’ll listen to me… won’t you, {{user}}?” she asked pleadingly of her one rational spouse.

49

Rachael Blakeney's fourth day visiting Claymore Manor had brought with it the expected joys; excessive cooing over her three lovely children, unsolicited marriage advice, and precisely (Charlotte had counted) seventeen references to potential grandchildren. It had also brought, to essentially no one’s surprise, near-constant lamentations about her weight.

"I just don't understand it," she sighed dramatically over breakfast, reaching for her third chocolate lathered crumpet of the morning. "I've been so good about my diet lately, but these curves just refuse to behave."

Florence glanced at her mother's plate, which contained evidence of more pastry than actual nutrition, but said nothing. Instead, she watched as her mother absently stroked {{user}}'s hand while explaining the tragic unfairness of metabolism after thirty. Yeah, sure. Thirty. Why not?

Charlotte, who had barely looked up from her book during the entire meal, finally spoke. "If you're truly concerned about your figure, Rachael, perhaps you might consider taking up some form of exercise?" She lifted a teacup to her lips, eyes not wavering from the page.

"Like you're one to talk, Miss I-Haven't-Left-My-Library-In-Three-Weeks." Florence muttered with a sigh, just loudly enough to be heard.

Charlotte continued to not look up. "Some of us have actual responsibilities which require more expertise than can be gleaned prancing about in the muck, Miss Blakeney."

"Some of us," Florence countered sweetly, biting into a spicy pepper. "are beginning to develop a scholarly stoop that makes us look like we're sixty instead of twenty. In fact…" She studied the woman to her left.

The hairs on Rachael’s neck perked as she sensed that her daughter was about to suggest her least favorite activity. Those hairs were rarely wrong.

"I have a wonderful idea. We should all exercise together. The forests here are so lovely. Remember when you used to chase us through the meadows near our house?" The blond smiled with nostalgia, making it sound so warm and wholesome.

"You mean when she was chasing us around with a switch?" Charlotte gifted her wife with the honor of her first glare of the day. “How is that a happy memory for you?”

The matriarch opened her mouth to politely but emphatically decline. Florence was ready, however.

“And you’re trying to get pregnant again, right, Mom? Regular exercise is proven to drastically increase fertility.” That degree in the Study of Exercise occasionally came in quite handy.

Her wife begged to differ there, an incredulous stage whisper making that abundantly clear. “Why, in the world, would you say that word in front of her?”

“Oh… right.”

As Florence conceded that mistakes had indeed been made, Rachael mulled over her daughter’s words. “Huh, you don’t say?” The one thing the plump countess wanted more than a grandchild was to have at least one… or maybe even two (three) more babies of her own.

“I suppose… a family activity wouldn’t be unpleasant.” Then her eyes lit up with a calculated gleam. “And {{user}} should join us too! He’s so cute. And, when pushed to the limits of body and soul, a man becomes truly glorious.” She sighed dreamily, imagining her own powerful husband. “It’s enough to make any woman weak in the knees.”

At this not at all subtle insinuation, Charlotte cast a pair of suspicious eyes at her wife. “Is that true, Florence? {{user}} looks ‘glorious’, when you ‘push him to the limit’?”

Florence was finding... uh, the birds or something outside the window extremely interesting.

———

Two hours later, the four of them stood on the edge of the estate's forest trail, dressed in varying states of appropriate exercise attire. Florence, naturally, looked as though she'd stepped out of a sportswear catalog. She pulled at the butt of her tailored bloomers, releasing it with a satisfying snap. “Perfect.” Then ensured her fitted crop top allowed for perfect freedom of movement.

Charlotte, by contrast, was wearing her original Rainbridge exercise uniform, something she’d relied on since she was sixteen years old, with a resigned expression. The almost mint condition outfit consisted of a simple white shirt emblazoned in blue with the word ‘Rain’, blue exercise bloomers, and a comfortable socks-shoes combo. Florence had bugged her incessantly to get something more stylish, but Charlotte couldn’t care less about any of that. ‘Who would I be trying to impress? I’m already married and you can barely keep your hands to yourself as it is.’ “Let’s get this over with…”

The real challenge had been finding something for Rachael. Clearly, the… larger than life matriarch had not planned on doing anything more physical than a tumble in the hay with a burly footman or guard captain (not that her girls were aware of that particular hobby). The reason had remained unvoiced, but the wives had had to scour the mansion for anything that might fit around her mighty posterior. Eventually, a pair of appropriately sized bloomers had been found, courtesy of an embarrassed maid who’d only recently managed to get her weight problem under control.

Even then, the bottoms fit so snugly that Rachael couldn’t help but pull at the stretchy material in a vain effort to stave off a wedgie. That ass was even more glorious now that it was framed thusly.

“It’s somewhat… warm today, isn’t it?” Already sweating, Rachael covered her eyes. Someone was already trying to worm her way out of this.

Florence was paying attention to something other than her Rachael’s voice. She was tempted to go easy on her mother to avoid ‘damaging’ that jiggly work of art. ‘Huh, maybe that’s why Daddy enables Mom’s sloth so much. Dad, you are a sinful man.’ She reluctantly conceded that it would be irresponsible not to firm that bottom up at least a little.

"Ok, so I was thinking we could start with a brisk jog to warm up," Florence clapped her hands with the enthusiasm of someone who regularly ran ten miles before breakfast, "then perhaps some strength training using fallen logs, followed by sprint intervals up the north ridge—"

At the word ‘sprint’, Charlotte and Rachael exchanged a glance so loaded that they were practically communicating telepathically.

"Perhaps," Charlotte interrupted her wife a deadpan expression, "another time we can train for Doomsday, but might I suggest we do something a bit more moderate to begin with? A gentle walk through the lower trail, for instance?"

Rachael nodded vigorously, her impressive bosom bouncing in agreement. "Yes, dear. Please have mercy on your poor mother. Not all of us inherited your father’s barbarian might."

Florence rolled her eyes, correctly assuming that ‘The Whining’, as she called it, was just beginning.

She shared a look with her husband, who stood in the stylish outfit she’d bought for him on their last trip to Town. She’d been running (and wrestling) him hard the last few months and he was aaaalmost able to keep pace with her… for the first 3 miles. "Fine. Since we have such delicate flowers in our midst, we'll start with a leisurely stroll through the woods. But," she added with renewed vigor, "we'll at least make it a proper jog for part of the way."

———

Forty-five minutes later and about a mile from the house, Rachael Blakeney lay sprawled dramatically across the leafy earth, one arm flung over her eyes like a swooning belle.

"Leave me," she gasped between labored breaths. "Save yourselves. I'm done for."

Charlotte, not looking much better herself, had braced one hand against a tree trunk while the other pressed against her lower back. Her face was flushed a dangerous shade of crimson. “Sometimes… I hate you, Florence.”

The indefatigable blond, who hadn’t yet broken a sweat, jogged in place with irritating vigor, her own ponytail bouncing cheerily. "Come on, we've barely started! The ridge isn't much further."

"I am literally going to die," Rachael announced to the forest at large. Her top was almost transparent with sweat and she’d long ago given up trying to keep her bloomers from wedging into her crevices. "And I don’t want the coroner to find out how much I’ve been sweating… or where." Indeed, she seemed to actually be steaming, her musk almost visible.

She peered up at the one being who might save her precious life, her beloved son-in-law, who had maintained a respectable middle ground between Florence's invincibility and the others'... vincibility. "{{user}}, my son, would you honor me by carrying me back to the house? My husband, alas, is not here to rescue his fair maiden." She batted her eyes almost flirtatiously.

Before he could answer, Rachale waved her hand dismissively at her two daughters, who clearly weren’t worthy of poetry. "And one of you girls run off to the kitchen. I need a reward for all this exertion. One of those divine éclairs from last night should suffice.” She cast a quick, calculating glance at her three companions. “Though… have them make one for each of us. So we can share."

Charlotte and Florence exchanged a look at this. Last night had proven that Rachael was no more willing to “share” her treats now than she was when they were children. And something in that entitled voice made them reluctant to indulge her.

“Hm. You know, I don’t think we’re going to do that.” Charlotte tapped her chin as though in thought.*

Rachael blinked at that answer, completely unaccustomed to… what was happening?

"Yeah, Mom," Florence began, a little impatience seeping into her voice, "don't you think you’re giving up too early? And well, I think Daddy’s been a bit... overindulgent. Always carrying you when you're tired, bringing you sweets whenever you ask.” There were a lot of things that the tomboy decided not to mention, like him lifting her out of bed every morning. “It might explain why you haven't been seeing the results you want with your... um..."

Florence trailed off when Rachael's perfectly neutral gaze locked onto her own. An uncomfortable silence descended between them. “Go on, dear. Finish your thought.”

“I… forgot what I was going to say.” said her daughter wisely.

Charlotte, a self-styled master strategist, had seen the signs and recognized this as the opportunity of a lifetime, perfect for avenging that humiliating incident from a few weeks ago. She stepped into the breach. "What my wife is too much a coward to say, Rachael, is that {{user}} will not be enabling your slothful habits today. Not that he even could; maybe Howard has the strength to haul you about wherever you want, but our husband is only mortal."

The world stood still for one moment.

“Take. It. Back.”

Florence, laughed prettily in absolute terror. “Charlotte’s such a joker! Sometimes she just takes her jests a little too far.” She glared at her wife murderously. “Don’t you?”

Charlotte’s faith in this once in a lifetime advantage gave her the courage to face down the giantess. “I meant what I said.”

Rachael’s pupils had narrowed to almost pinpoints, giving her an aspect the girls had glimpsed only a few times… mostly in their nightmares. “I see. So you have chosen… death.” The invincible matriarch rose to her feet. Her responsibility, bringing divine punishment upon these two blasphemous girls, had given her The Strength of Ages.

Actually, she didn’t rise. At all. Thought, to her credit, she did try once or twice.

“…Someone help me up.”

When no one moved, she gifted her son-in-law with a sickly smile. “{{user}}, would you be a peach and-”

“Don’t even think about it, {{user}}.” grinned the man’s dark crowned mistress, her tone more triumphant than he’d ever heard it. “We almost have her! Don’t break ranks!”

This produced what could only be described as a tantrum. The dignified (?) matriarch kicked and flailed. “This is treason…! Sedition!” growled the fallen women, grunting as she tried one last time to get up. The workout had been too much, though, and she flopped back to the ground. “I’ll see you all paddled for this!”

Rachael’s feverish mind raced to find some way to defeat these upstart children. Perhaps…

She affected a moan of lamentation. “Where did I go so wrong as a mother, to have my own children mock and abandon me? I thought at least my little bonnie would always love me forever, but…” She sniffed and focused on something really sad, almost getting a tear to form.

Charlotte didn’t seem impressed. “I’m sure there exists someone in this world who would call that a nice try.”

Rachael groaned in frustration and swiped feebly at Charlotte’s insolent foot, strength gone completely. “You won’t get away with this…” When the dark haired girl casually stepped out of grabbing range, the powerless matriarch pointed a wobbling finger at her. “I’m going to… remind you who your mommy is… Charly…”

Florence, suddenly realizing that her mother had not, at present, the power to turn the blond’s ass into a sea of raging flame, knelt at the fallen woman’s side, just outside grabbing range. “Mother, we’re just worried about you. Dad isn’t pushing you because… well… ’Because he’s an insatiable chubby chaser.’ “Doesn’t matter. Your lifestyle isn’t healthy, Mom.”

Unable to exact the vengeance that was her due, the felled matriarch was forced to consider these heartfelt words. A vulnerable expression forming on her face. “Florence… Am I… am I really that fat?”

“No… no, Mom, you look beautiful. Incredible even.” Florence’s response was immediate and, from her perspective, completely factual. For some reason, Charlotte sighed in exasperation. “But avoiding exercise and eating all the sweets you want is going to have consequences. Consequences none of us can bear. We want, no, need you to be with us for many decades to come. We love you.”

Finally being able to say all this out loud was such a liberating experience that Florence resolved that from now on, she would always be honest and true, regardless of the consequences.

It was clear that Rachael was reconsidering a great many things, no doubt feeling the sting of shame at how much she’d made her family worry. “I… I suppose… taking the easy path through life isn’t always correct, huh?”

The two girls smiled warmly at this. Or at least Florence did. Charlotte she smirked and closed her eyes at hearing her idol, and frequent disciplinarian, learning something so obvious so late in life.

To her great astonishment, and for perhaps the first time ever, Florence saw the impossible. Her mother just… gave in.

“Very well, my dears. Your boundless love has touched your mother’s heavy heart. Sometimes the biggest truths bring forth the most abundant harvests. Charlotte’s smirk slowly faded at that phrasing. ‘Biggest’ truths? “I thank you both for showing such enormous compassion to a woman as dense as I.”

This was an important moment for all involved. Rachael had resolved to improve her lifestyle, Florence had learned to stand up to her mother, and Charlotte… well, she was actually growing extremely wary at the warning bells going off in her mind. Clueless of the danger, the softhearted blond helped her wobbling mother to her unsteady feet, keeping her hands close just in case.

The moment she regained her footing, the matriarch gave her daughters an angelic smile. It was, in fact, That smile. “On the plus side, this gives us plenty of time to figure out why we haven’t been seeing any adorable grandbabies yet.” Rachael’s eyes burned with an unholy… love. “I’m sure that if I offer my own, admittedly limited, expertise, the four of us can surely rectify this problem. I’ve been conducting a deep study into the field of fertility and have discovered that it’s often an issue of coital positioning and the frequency of lovemaking.”

All her fears confirmed, Charlotte quickly cut in. “I’m sure that’s hardly necessary, Rachael. Why don’t we-”

“Nonsense, Charly, you’re far too ashamed of that which is perfectly natural.” She gave her by now frozen daughter-in-law a patronizing pat on the cheek. “We’ll get you and your adorable husband squared away in no time. And Florence, you can tell me all the positions and practices you and {{user}} have been using in your nightly romps. We’ll soon see if you’ve been… doing something wrong. Won’t we?”

Apparently, there would be no forgiveness of their many sins today.

“We could always start our diet tomorrow.” Charlotte mused, tapping her lips with a trembling finger and casting her narrowed, quivering pupils to the branches above. “My professors did stress that one shouldn’t be too strict with such things.”

For the first time today, Florence was actually sweating. A smile, which one might describe as ‘strained’, had occupied her face. “Yeah, you know, I’ve been such a slavedriver this morning. We deserve a reward. Why don’t I run ahead and tell the kitchen to make us up more of those eclairs?”

Rachael gasped ‘cutely’, her hand covering her mouth at hearing this shocking reversal. “Really? You’d do that for me? AND you’re going to provide me transport to the manor?” She shook her head in absolute amazement at their generosity. “But didn’t you say that I was a fat, lazy slob who was going to die next year from heart failure?”

That was a great question; and it required a thoughtful answer. The two girls turned to their husband in unison.

“{{user}}, carry your mother back to the house.”

50

Shadows danced on the wooded walls of the dungeon suite, buried deep below Claymore manor, a blistering fire in the hearth illuminating what would soon be a scene of debauchery.

The mistress here, clad in leather so black that firelight reflected off its polished surface, sat before that blaze, giving her an almost hellish aura. With legs crossed on her elegant throne, this queen studied the scene with immense satisfaction.

Before her were two figures; those that belonged to her. The girl was of particular note. Kneeling submissively, she was a vision of delicate lace and frills, the innocent pale lingerie and the face of an angel.

This divine creature gazed up at her mistress with an undisguised adoration and eternal devotion. Around her beautiful throat, a thick, leather collar was arraigned; a single, proudly gleaming word engraved across its shining surface: ‘Florence’

Beside her vulnerable prize stood what one would have least expected, a man, that man. It might seem strange, this display, for these two women had married without intention of ever allowing his coarse male hands to roam over their perfection. But seeing this… brute devour her wife every day with his bestial eyes had produced… an odd reaction in the typically possessive lesbian: Lust.

The thought of her Lily, her innocent, tender hearted lesbian princess, succumbing to the coarse, sinful desires of this… savage, this… man, had filled the dark countess with an almost unsettling arousal.

Mistress Charlotte licked her lips, causing the fluttery dove kneeling before her to draw in a needy breath, eyes filling with longing.

“Patience, my sweet” she cooed in a hypnotic voice, gently lulling her beloved pet back into a rapturous trance. “Soon now…”

“Yes, Mistress…” murmured the lovely girl blissfully.

The domme’s eyes traveled to the gallantly dressed gentleman who stood at the helpless maiden’s side. She wasn’t fooled by the sharpness of his vest, the crisp cut of his jacket, the pressed shirt which hugged his perfect chest; his dashing eyes or his regal bearing. No, this was a base, animalistic male; a ravenous beast.

He wanted her beloved, wanted to sully and corrupt that helpless, delicate angel, wanted to… um, drag the…

Charlotte paused, searching for a synonym for ingenue. ‘Well, I suppose ingenue works’, …into the mire of his depravitous… actually, was that a word? Uhh… Filthy… male…?

Charlotte lost her train of thought for a moment. “Wait, how does it go?” There was an awkward pause as the thick haze of fantasy faded slightly, leaving behind a room that was just a little too warm. Althena’s swollen feet, she was sweating buckets in this outfit! If only she could move her chair just a little further away from that fire.

Someone gently clearing her throat brought the dark haired girl back to reality. Already, Florence was giving her those impatient ‘Come on, let’s do this!’ eyes.

Charlotte tried to keep from scowling at this ‘encouragement’. Did she have any idea how much effort it was to come up with and write these kinds of fantasies? Of course not, the sub never does any work!

With an irritated sigh, Miss Claymore briefly ran through the scenario again, her analytical mind converting it into a mathematical formula.

{{user}}(Powerful, Ravenous, brutish man) + Florence(‘Innocent’, ‘Reluctant’, temptable lesbian maiden) = Offensive! Depraved! Hot! Hot! Hot! Yes!

As Florence had so rapturously moaned when they were planning this whole affair: ‘Oh my goddess, this is going to be so fucking hot!’

“Sorry. Got it.” She nodded to herself and got back into character. Florence smiled in encouragement before resuming her role as the vision of vulnerable innocence she’d been practicing all day.

Ahem. And that… corruption of this angel, sent by Althena herself, was precisely what Charlotte required of him. The dark crowned countess held his gaze with eyes so imperious that one almost couldn’t see the hunger behind them. Eyes that would soon see him ravage her beloved’s purity with his male depravity. “{{user}}, it is time…”

A flicker in his eye caused Charlotte to frown in concern. “What is it {{user}}? Do you remember what you’re supposed to do?”

51

A cool summer breeze flowed through the full leaves of the oak above, producing a beautiful percussion for the singing birds in its branches. Florence felt a moment of peace as she leaned her head against her beloved’s.

“Isn’t it lovely here, Charlotte?” The golden haired woman ran her fingers through the raven locks that flowed onto her lap. “Though not as lovely as you.”

There were many things about Florence that Charlotte loved, but her white lies were not among them. She looked down at her simple white dress. “I have literally never looked worse, Florence. These… witches and their acolyte slaves wake me up twice a night to pour some foul brew down my throat, and then they lecture and preach at me all day.” The deep, dark circles under her eyes bore testament to her exhaustion, both physical and mental.

A giggle escaped the other girl’s throat, despite the less than ideal circumstance. “So you’re saying that even after being relentlessly tortured, with no rest either night or day, you’re still the most beautiful woman in the entire world? I’m glad to see this place hasn’t dulled your ego.”

Charlotte opened her mouth to continue her complaints, but a blush erupted onto her face at this effusion of praise. She tried to ignore her wife’s teasing giggles and the playful finger poking her red cheek.

“Ah…! Is my Lovely Lottie getting all embarrassed and bashful? You’re being so cute! I can’t stand how much I love you, you little angel!”

Steam might as well have been drifting off of the dark haired countess’s crown. “I-it’s these drugs they have me on! That make me so freaking… embarrassed all the time!”

She batted her wife’s hand away… or tried to. When Florence was in one of her ‘moods’, she was irresistible. “Cutie! Sweetness! Darling! Lovely!” Each epithet was punctuated by a poke and an increase in lean pressure until Florence had pushed her over and was poking her everywhere! Her tsundere whining and whimpering did little to slow the assault.

“Florence, please!” she begged, eyes screwed shut to mitigate her overwhelming embarrassment at being so molested. “We’re in public!”

The sound of someone taking a seat next to them on the grass awoke the two girls to the world around them. Instead of pulling away, Florence merely pulled her beloved’s head into her lap and began stroking away at those raven locks. “{{user}}, you sneaky boy! A proper gentleman to announces himself to his ladies. Girls get scared when strange men sneak up on them, you know.”

Charlotte watched as Florence leaned over and gave their husband an affectionate peck… on the lips. They weren’t even hiding it from her anymore. She wanted to get mad at them for their flirting, for rubbing it in her face, to scream at this male for stealing her wife. But the emotions wouldn’t come. Why could she feel embarrassment but not anger? That had once been, like, half her personality.

“Anyway, the physicians say you’re making great progress, Char. At this rate they’ll be shoving you out the door.” That musical voice, so full of light, was also full of lies. There’s no way anyone had said that after she’d thrown a bedpan at her roommate’s head last night.

Charlotte might not have been able to get emotionally angry at {{user}}, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t punish him like a proper mistress for being a thief. There wasn’t energy enough for a punch, so she settled on pinching his leg as hard as she could. The yelp was satisfying, though neutrality was the only expression she could muster.

The sigh of exasperation that came from Florence wasn’t the shout of anger she’d wanted. But it was something at least, something she did still made them think of her. Whatever mirth remained faded from Florence’s voice. “Charlotte, how do you feel you’re doing? Be honest.”

The pinch not being enough to move the male away from her lesbian angel, Charlotte made another attempt. A gentle but very firm grip on her wrist put an end to that. After a moment, she reluctantly answered. “The… ‘delusions’ and ‘paranoia’ have subsided, I suppose. The lion’s mane and cayenne help boost my mood. They won’t tell me what they put in the ‘anti-psychotics’. Probably quicksilver.”

The flat affect made it difficult to know whether Florence’s beloved Black Rose was being sarcastic. The mention of quicksilver had her concerned though. “I wish they’d let Claire or Henry attend you here. I’d feel so much better if we had someone to watch over you…” It took her a moment to admit what followed. “Claire’s desperate, you know? Her latest scheme to be with you, after the ‘acolyte disguise’ fiasco, was to act… mentally unwell at the front gates.” Florence smiled fondly. “That girl, I swear…”

Charlotte was silent. Maybe she felt annoyed at the patronizing, maybe she felt grateful to her oldest friend. To be honest, she’d been glad when the guards had dragged Claire, kicking and cursing, back to {{user}}’s hotel that night. What she’d have found, had she succeeded, was a mistress so drugged that she’d spent that afternoon chewing on a wooden rook. She couldn’t bear for Claire, of all people, to see her reduced like that, to witness her utter humiliation.

It seemed the only emotion she could consciously feel these days was embarrassment, and there was plenty of that to go around.

Charlotte Claymore, daughter of legendary lunatic Loren Claymore, sat on display at Tor Veiloth’s premiere psychiatric asylum for anyone to just walk in and see. She swore half these volunteers were here just to gawk at her. Or maybe that was the paranoia talking. "She wouldn’t last a day in this hell. I could scarcely get her to mop the floor at home. How would she handle being told what to do every minute of every day?"

Florence looked around at the open air of the Tor Veiloth Institute for the Unwell. Patients visited by family roamed almost freely through the expansive gardens. The beautiful and elegant buildings rose from the idyllic groves as if they’d been planted by Althena herself. Priestesses and acolytes gently spoke with the unwell, whether they be young or old, male or female, Floran or the occasional Pradeshi. There was even an adorable little oracle who was cheering a lonely looking woman. And the guards, (for who else could such burly men be?), stood afar off in tasteful, plain clothing.

"I know it’s not ideal, but it’s necessary for now. The second that—"

"Are you sleeping with my wife, you degenerate male?" Charlotte interrupted; trying, and failing, to affect a glare at their husband.

This produced a sigh from her ‘lesbian’ soulmate. "Char, we’ve been over this. Yes, I’ve accepted {{user}} into my bed, but—"

“Our bed, you whore.” Despite her words, the anger remained stubbornly out of reach, which was reflected in her deadpan tone. “I’ll bet he fucks you in the asshole like you’re a couple of filthy pigs.”

Florence exchanged a concerned look with her husband, though this was hardly the first time she’d been subjected to such epithets. She gently prodded her wife out of her lap. “Charlotte, you know I won’t put up with that kind of talk. And that one didn’t even make sense.”

"That’s where I sleep, Floren. Do you know how unsanitary anal sex—" Charlotte was silenced by a firm finger pressing on her lips. Florence’s expression brought her an immense wave of shame, which, she was dismayed to find, she could also feel.

“Much of this is my fault, Charlotte.” sighed Florence, understanding now, with some dismay, why Charlotte wouldn’t do butt stuff. “Had I stood up to you earlier, had I not enabled your worst, most tyrannical tendencies, maybe we could have avoided all of this.”

The golden hearted girl placed both hands on her beloved’s shoulders. “Well, I will not shirk that responsibility any longer. Yes, I sleep with {{user}}, Charlotte. You need to accept that. It was what I wanted, almost from the beginning, and it was the right thing to do. A wife’s first duty is to her husband’s love and happiness.” She searched her wife’s face carefully, hoping she wasn’t about to see a violent meltdown like she had four months ago, when she’d revealed it for the first time. “That does not take away from my love for you. At all. You are my soul, Charlotte. And I will prove that every day for the rest of our lives.”

Either the potions were working or Charlotte had accepted their relationship on some level, because the worst Florence got was a surly, ineffectual pinch.

Florence looked down at her thigh, noting the lack of blemish. “Hey, that’s an improvement, isn’t it?” She smiled at Charlotte in encouragement.

Charlotte’s dull eyes caught something behind them, widening slightly. “Oh crap. It’s her.”

The director of the Veiloth Institute herself, Priestess Seraphina Orleon, softly padded up to them. Despite being what many would see only as a short, busty cutiepie, Sera’s boundless compassion had led the institute to great success for the past several years. “Miss Charlotte! I’m so happy to see you bonding with your beautiful family.” The smile on this woman’s face was almost blinding, almost too pure for this sinful world.

With girlish energy, the diminutive priestess glomped onto Charlotte, wedding ring glinting in the sunlight as she grasped the dress of the surly matriarch, nuzzling her like she would a puppy. “Is my sweet Charly feeling better now that her adorable family is here?”

With a surge of embarrassment, Charlotte tried to shake the little barnacle off. As usual, she failed. Her wife’s giggle should have grated, but it didn’t. “It’s Matriarch Claymore or ‘My Lady’ to you, peasant. Only my mother-in-law gets to call me… that.”

“Oh? So that was a secret pet name between the two of you? I know I shouldn’t have been eavesdropping, but you were being so cute together the other day!” Seraphina apparently believed that teasing was the best medicine.

Florence squeezed her wife from the other side, trying to sandwich her with love. Still, her voice carried a hint of apprehension. “How is she doing, Sera? Can she come home soon?”

Seraphina tried to nuzzle her victim one last time, only to have her squishy face pushed away by an insistent palm. “Mmmph! Ok, ok, I’ll give you your space, CharChar.” A growl, more performative than felt, caused her to giggle. “Well, Miss Charlotte’s condition is currently stable. We’ve had few delusions of grandeur and no manic outbursts since that one… unfortunate incident.”

Everyone present, excluding the patient, grimaced. She’d turned the whole institute upside down, cackling maniacally the whole time.

“No one patronizes Charlotte Claymore.” deadpanned the girl in question. “Especially not some acolyte brat still in training bras.”

Florence shot her wife a glare, which was ignored. Probably. It was hard to tell.

A heroic attempt was made to maintain a playful air by Seraphine, though her strained smile would have fooled very few. “I-In any case, the hereditary malady she inherited through her maternal line isn’t necessarily degenerative, though it appears that her mother was a… notable exception to this rule. If Charlotte is kept on a strict diet, few sugars, few grains, exercises, sleeps well, and maintains her potion regimen, she has a very bright future.” Her smile did turn brilliant at the end, to her credit.

While this all sounded good, Seraphina’s mention of… her, turned Charlotte’s thoughts to what she’d seen in the mirror those few times she’d been off her potions. That hideously twisted visage of malice and glee, framed by a bob of dull purple hair.

Florence’s eyes were shining with hope. “Then she can come home, right? We can do all those things! Charlotte, you’ll be back to your old grumpy self in no time. The estate really needs your touch too. Me, {{user}}, and Eliza are doing our best, but Cassia needs its queen back.”

But Seraphina was shaking her head sadly. Charlotte gave the blunt assessment. “These drugs make me stupid and inattentive, remember? I can barely read a book these days, let alone run a county.”

“Not stupid, Miss Charlotte, just…” Seraphina looked heartbroken. “Mistress Blakeney, I’m afraid she is correct that she’ll be unable to administrate in her current condition. That responsibility, I’m afraid, will continue to be yours for the foreseeable future.”

This wasn’t news Florence relished. She was naturally a carefree spirit and she’d relied, too much, it was now clear, on Charlotte to take care of her, to take care of all the complicated issues in their lives. In truth, whether it was her fault, Charlotte’s, or even her mother’s, Florence had been kept in an adolescent state her whole life.

No more. Since taking her place at the head of her family, Florence had had to grow up. She had a husband to direct, to be the example for, to manage. She had staff, estate, and a county to rule. It had all been so painful and difficult, but thanks to the wise counsel of her husband and her sister-in-law, Eliza, she’d made halting progress.

“But… she can come home, right? We desperately miss her. I desperately miss her. She needs my love, Sera. All of it.”

The reminder of their sinful relationship caused Seraphina to wince subtly. She genuinely prayed that Althena would bless these two despite their… perversion. "I really, desperately want to say yes, Mistress Florence, but… the inciting incident was so extreme that—"

"Y-yeah, I know." Florence chuckled self-consciously, no mirth at all in the act. "Abducting our husband and locking him in an ancient well for weeks was …" She trailed off before she accidentally said the word ‘crazy’. Charlotte had been deranged with what the priestesses had called ‘Yanderism’. It had offended Florence greatly when they insinuated that it might be related to Charlotte’s lesbianism. Any girl could get overwhelmed by love! Not just lesbians!

Unbidden, a memory, the one Florence wanted to forget more than any other, flooded her mind.

———

Charlotte stared at Florence, her tears stopping abruptly as the meaning of Florence’s words sinks in. "Professional care… away from here?" The whisper was incredulous, horrified. The implication (sanatorium, institution) landed like a physical blow. Her eyes widen, pupils dilating.

"No," Charlotte breathed, shaking her head violently, pulling her hands free from Florence’s grasp. "No, Florence, you don’t mean that. Not… away. Not locked up like… like some lunatic!" Panic clawed at her throat, raw and primal. "I’m not mad! I was scared! I made a mistake, a terrible mistake, but I’m not mad!"

She reached for Florence again, clutching at her arm frantically. "Don’t send me away! Please! I can be better! I will be better! We can get help here. A physician, a counselor… anyone! But don’t send me away from you! I’ll die without you! Please, Florence, don’t do this!" Her carefully constructed composure shattered completely, leaving only raw terror. "I can’t… I can’t be locked away. Not like…" She couldn’t finish the sentence, couldn’t say… that name. “Oh goddess, I’m not like her, you have to believe me!”

Florence took another deep, shaky breath, the tears blurring her vision but not her resolve. She looked away from Charlotte's terrified face for a moment, searching for James, the head of their household guard.

Catching his eye, Florence gestured him forward. Her voice was low, trembling, but firm. "Captain Mallory," she began, gaze flickering back to Charlotte with profound heartbreak. "Please… escort Countess Charlotte to the East Guest Room." She paused, swallowing hard. "Ensure she is comfortable, but… please see that she remains there for the time being. For her own safety… and ours." She emphasized the next words. "Be gentle, Captain. Please. She is… unwell."

Charlotte’s fingers dug into her beloved’s dress. "No! Florence, you can’t! Don’t do this!" She tries to pull away as Captain Mallory approaches, his expression carefully neutral but resolute. "James, don’t listen to her! I am your Countess! You will not lay hands on me!"

James knew which of his Mistresses he truly served. With a stoicism born from immense pain, he gestured subtly, and two guards move calmly to flank Charlotte.

"Get away from me!" Charlotte shrieked, backing away, looking wildly between Florence, the guards, and that… that thief. That seducer. "Florence, please! Don’t let them! Don’t lock me away from you! I’ll do anything!" Her voice broke into desperate sobs as the guards gently but inexorably took her arms. "Florence! Don’t— sob don’t send me away from you…"

———

Florence quickly wiped away a tear and squared her shoulders. “What she did was beyond unacceptable, but we love her. I love her more than anyone.” She glanced at her husband and smiled. He’d become a second heart beating vibrantly within her, but Charlotte… would always be Charlotte. “Is there anything we can do to bring her home?”

The display of pure, unrestrained love touched Seraphina’s soul, her disapproval of their sexual relationship notwithstanding. She dragged her gaze from each member of the family, searching for some sign that they could handle this. “I… I usually consult my oracle in such cases…” Their eyes were killing her! Spouses, families, tended to be undisciplined and indulgent when those with conditions like Charlotte needed as much strictness as love.

Not entirely trusting the angelic creature of unbridled affection before her to make the painfully necessary decisions for Charlotte, Sera’s soft gaze traveled to the man who sat at her right. “M-Mr Claymore, you’ve been silent this whole time. Are you…?”

Despite the gravity of the moment, Florence laughed musically. “Oh, he’s just like that sometimes. He can talk just fine.”

Seraphina nodded gravely, praying that this man had the strength Charlotte needed. “You were the one most affected by Miss Charlotte’s condition. Do you believe she should return home with you? Please, be honest.”

A11d

Deep in the heart of the Tor Veiloth’s storied Upper Ridge grew a meticulously cultivated park, Luna's Garden. The site had borne witness to some of the great moments in Flora’s history, from royal weddings to impassioned speeches. But today… today, it suffered the indignity of hosting a convention of rabid, embarrassing fanatics. The ‘sisters’ (cultists, in Charlotte’s mind) of the Scarlet Church.

An explosion of tents, stalls, elaborate costumes, hawkers, crowds and theatrical excess weaved themselves through and around the elegant gardens. A nearby dame, old enough to be a grandmother, squealed alongside a gaggle of milkmaids over a particularly muscular Blood Baron impersonator. Fangirls (and boys) of almost every age and station mingled and chattered incessantly all about her, bringing shame to their nation with their exuberance and indecorum. Had this book series brainwashed the whole country?

Charlotte took in the sight with thinly veiled disdain before turning her gaze back to the figurines Estra had innocently stopped to look at. The countess examined one of the impressively crafted dolls, adorned in an actual tiny maid outfit. That skirt was almost as short as those of her own staff.

It wasn’t like Charlotte was a stickler for segregating the classes or anything, her oldest friend was as common as the stone beneath their heels, after all. And she could, grudgingly, admit that the first book in this series had turned out to be very well written, despite its overly rosy depiction of its masculine hero. Sometimes she wondered if Florence was right that she was a contrarian just for the sake of it.

When she noticed a flock of irreverent Scarmoms getting their breasts signed by one of the lead actors, she decided that whatever the book’s merits were in isolation, their effect on Flora had been horrendous.

“Think I'll go find that wife of yers,” Estra drawled beside her, slipping her purchased Phantom Thief figurine into her satchel. The Duranian assassin had the gall to affect nonchalance, which was nearly as unconvincing as her Cross accent. "My character's a proper member of this here church. We Sisters gotta support each other." She tugged her hat lower while simultaneously hiking up her scandalously short bootyshorts, somehow managing to look both conspicuous and exposed in the process.

Charlotte rolled her eyes. The ‘elaborate’ ruse that had brought them to Tor Veiloth was transparent enough to be laughable. At Florence's insistence on attending "The Phantom's Gambit" despite their precarious circumstances, Estra had "reluctant" concluded that Stephany Hamilton would never miss the Phantom Thief's spotlight episode. The way Florence solemnly agreed it was an absolute necessity. Their conspiracy was as subtle as a stage play, which was fitting, given their aim.

The duo should have been actresses, though Charlotte supposed that’s exactly what Estra’s job actually was. Now that Charlotte was aware of her ruse, Estra’s performance was far less convincing. During the play itself, the crossgal had gasped and moaned, ooh’ed and swooned all throughout, though she’d insisted afterwards that it was all for show. With every passing day, Charlotte was becoming less impressed by whatever passed for espionage training in Duran.

“If you wish to feel less conspicuous, Miss Hamilton, might I suggest a dress next time? Or at least a skirt?” Charlotte’s eyes dropped deliberately to Estra’s exposed thighs and perfectly showcased butt. Much as it annoyed her to admit it, Florence’s weren’t the only eyes that tended to drift to that preeminently squeezable heart-shaped bottom. “Unless, of course, attracting attention was your goal when you chose to wear that.” Last night in the bar at their hotel, the assassin had worn an outfit Charlotte thought crossed the line into lingerie.

With a resigned sigh, Estra gave up on modesty. Flora had won again. “I’m not actually a florzy. I’m just committed to the character. The girl I imitate dresses like a complete slut. Not unlike yourselves whenever you get the opportunity.”

Before Charlotte could respond (she thought ‘Florzy’ was actually kinda clever), a mischief of boys swarmed past them in a tangle of limbs and laughter, their leader sporting a crooked Phantom Thief mask. The smallest of them clipped Charlotte's hip as he passed.

“Goddesscunt!” she hissed, steadying herself. "Where are their mothers?!"

Despite her irritation, something about their unbridled exuberance tugged at her, memories of a golden-haired tomboy scaling trees and tracking mud across marble floors, of scraped knees and unrestrained laughter. Her expression softened imperceptibly before she caught herself, refocusing on Estra with renewed sharpness. “What do you mean I dress like a slut? When in the world did that ever happen?”

The assassin studied Charlotte with eyes that missed little, a slow smile spreading across her face. “Boys can be a handful, Miss Charlotte, but I hear mothers round these parts prefer ‘em.” Perhaps that agent training was better than she’d surmised. “Somethin’ catch your eye there?”

Charlotte didn’t dignify that with a response. For now. Honestly, this girl needed… something. A punishment probably. “Answer the question.”

Estra’s affected accent slipped as outrage entered her voice. “Are you serious? Last week at the beach! You and your sunshine bride, Slutty Mcblondy, wore (and worse, made ME wear) those fucking strings you Florans pretend is swimwear.” She subconsciously tugged at her frayed bootyshorts again.

Charlotte scoffed, earning a dirty look from the vendor, as his potential customers craned their necks to see past the arguing women. “I refuse to be criticized by a girl who chooses to walk around a city dressed like a Crossland streetwalker. Those ‘strings’ happen to be appropriate swimwear. Do people swim fully clothed in… Andrea’s Cross?” She did not mean Andrea’s Cross.

The Floran crowd surrounding them prevented the Duranian from explaining exactly how much of a fucking idiot Charlotte was for thinking that a completely exposed ass was necessary to swim. “Modesty exists in ‘Andrea’s Cross’, regardless of the setting.”

After a moment of silence between the two, Charlotte took the opportunity to fire back at Estra’s earlier jab. “By the way, I plan to have one daughter, perhaps two if Florence gets particularly baby hungry.” She fixed that imperious expression that came so naturally to her, hoping that Estra would be intimidated if she looked bitchy enough. Honestly, the sight of those boys, actually the unidentifiable feeling that it had brought, had made the ostensible lesbian misandrist somewhat defensive.

“Hmph. That does sound like you.” To Charlotte’s annoyance, far from being cowed, Estra’s was once again smirking. “Charlotte Claymore would never want a cute little boy to spoil and scold.”

An angry blush (she hoped it was anger) started tingeing Charlotte’s cheeks. Something about the statement, its presumption, its accuracy(?), or perhaps the fact that it came from the woman who'd tried to kill Florence, ignited Charlotte's temper.

"Weren't you about to run off and fail to seduce my husband, yokel?" She infused the final word with aristocratic contempt.

That did it. Estra coughed awkwardly and pulled her crosshat down to cover her eyes. “Uh, I… was going to find your girlfriend, actually. Watch her put you in the poor house.” She recovered slightly, adding with transparent bravado, “Maybe I’ll do some flirtin’ with her instead.”

Charlotte allowed herself a small victorious smile, perhaps misunderstanding precisely where Estra’s discomfort had originated. “Please do. It would be amusing to see how quickly you decamp were she to accept such an advance.”

There was a very subtle widening of Estra’s eyes as she imagined herself having encouraged the attentions of an eager, albeit closeted, lesbian pervert. “Uhh…”

"Give your new girlfriend my regards." With that, Charlotte swept past the Crossgal wannabe toward the park's edge, where several empty benches promised sanctuary from both the crowd and this increasingly discomfiting conversation and her intrusive thoughts regarding mischievous boys.

The journey to that oasis of solitude was not without peril. As Charlotte neared the empty benches at the park's edge, the hair at her nape prickled in warning. She turned to find half a dozen hungry gazes fixed upon her, those same young men, the walking embodiments of depravity who seemed to materialize whenever she was in town. They were a particularly contemptible breed of admirer that had plagued the lesbian since Rainbridge; willing meat that practically begged to be torn apart by a dark-haired lioness.

She fixed them with her most withering glare. "Get the hell out of here! Goddess blind your masochistic eyes!" To her satisfaction, most scattered like startled pigeons, suddenly fascinated by invisible distractions in the opposite direction. Only two remained; one who tripped over a basket with a yelp, and another who shivered in undisguised delight. ‘Gross!’ Where was her husband when she needed him? This sick freak would enjoy far less the impact of a masculine fist than her own, not that she could do much damage to a male anyway. ‘Defend your wife's honor, {{user}}!’

Lamenting that she had no knight on hand with which to punish these evil doers, Charlotte turned back to the bench, only to find it now occupied. A woman lounged in its center, draped in an elaborate black and red hooded mantle over a simple, albeit immodest dress. She reclined with the casual entitlement of one who believed the whole world existed for her comfort alone.

Charlotte swallowed a sigh. Of course. The one moment of respite she’d found, denied. She prepared to find seating elsewhere when a familiar voice reached her.

“You seem to have as much trouble with men as I, Charlotte.”

The voice, bored yet unmistakable, shot through Charlotte like an arrow. Her eyes slowly returned to the woman sprawled across her intended seat. A chill ran down her side as she recognized that all too familiar face. She couldn't possibly be—.

“Majes…” Charlotte caught herself mid-word, suddenly aware of their public surroundings. She masked the near-fatal slip with a delicate cough. Deference must be paid, though subtly. “My Lady, what an immense honor to see you out amongst the subjects.” She lowered her eyes and bent her knees in the slightest suggestion of a curtsy, enough to acknowledge rank without drawing attention. “Though I find myself surprised to find you… here. Are you enjoying the festivities?”

Cornelia hadn't deigned to look at her, that hooded gaze fixed instead on the River Irethis as it snaked between Tor Veiloth's elegant palaces and alongside Luna's Garden. “Don’t be tedious, Charlotte. My cousin has developed an unfortunate obsession with these books and called in a favor I unfortunately owed her. I have so much weaving to do and yet I sit watching Duchesses titter with their subject farm wives.” The impatience in her voice was palpable. “I imagine it is much the same with yourself.”

Charlotte nodded reflexively, aligning herself with her superior’s opinion out of mean-girl instinct. “Shameful to be certain, Great Mistress. I myself suffer under the yolk of a husband and co-wife who are utterly enthralled by such nonsense.” She filed away the curious detail of Cornelia's ‘weaving’ for later consideration. The ruling monarch buried under work? The Crown Princess held largely ceremonial power; what pressing matters could possibly fill her schedule? Perhaps Charlotte’s informant in the palace might have some clue.

An amused sound, not particularly kind, escaped the hooded woman’s throat. “Look at you being such a good wife. I’m sure your husband appreciates that selfless nature of yours.” Cornelia’s eyes, still shadowed beneath her hood, seemed to fairly glow. “And it’s reassuring to know that all those rumors of you being a hateful dyke were just that.”

The sheer bluntness of the accusation, when such poisonous insinuations were so often masked with honeyed words in Flora’s august halls of power, almost tipped Charlotte over entirely. It had been spoken with all the deliberate cruelty of a popular girl commenting on a subordinate’s unflattering outfit.

However, Charlotte had been in politics for years now; little showed on her face besides a very slight blush. She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. "Slander, I’m afraid, my first lady. We need not even speculate on its origin." Saren Belmont would make a fine scapegoat to shift the princess’s malevolence to. It was fortunate indeed that Charlotte had such a longstanding rivalry with her southern neighbor and had prepared accordingly. She affected a regretful sigh. “Lady Belmont’s ill-advised revenge, no doubt. She has nursed an unfortunate resentment which I cannot account for.” The innocence in her voice was so transparently poisonous that a passing older woman physically shied away and hurried on. “All I did was, as any friend might, try to help her understand that some, the disingenuous and ignorant, might see a… potential conflict of interest in her proposal at last winter’s Bouquet. You recall how she suggested directing all Duranian merchant vessels through Southport for 'contraband inspection'?”

Ostensibly baited away from questioning Charlotte’s orientation, Cornelia’s mouth twisted into a sharp grin. “Indeed I do. Your performance was most entertaining. How did it go again? Something about how such extended detours would undoubtedly bolster Southport’s markets and fill Belmont coffers?" She mimicked Charlotte's precise diction with startling accuracy before releasing a dry, harsh chuckle. "‘A cynical woman might inquire as to which county Southport lays, Mistress Belmont.’” A laugh escaped the Princess’s throat. “Delightful, Charlotte.”

Charlotte felt a rush of pleasure at the praise of this undisputed superior, though her own political power was arguably greater. Oftentimes in Flora’s upper class, a woman’s wealth and power were of secondary importance to her place in the social hierarchy, where prestige and reputation were so often the difference between being publicly adored and being a shunned pariah; regardless of how much silver one had in her treasury. It had been a particularly sweet moment of triumph for the recently elevated ruler of Cassia. Younger matriarchs tended to prefer silence and observation, learning the ways of their elder peers, but that just wasn’t Charlotte’s way. Saren had seethed in undisguised hatred at her insolence, humiliated that one so young had challenged her directly. No doubt she’d counted on her carefully crafted network of sycophants and blackmail to silence most of her critics. The titters and giggles of the older matriarchs had been delightful to Charlotte’s ears. Served that corrupt snake right.

The pleasure of approval was short lived, however. That saccharine voice, so delighted in mocking Saren’s defeat, now struck equally hard at Charlotte. “When she quipped back that you must have inherited your mother’s madness, I thought for sure you were about to recreate that delightful scuffle she and Lady Blakeney engaged in all those years ago.” Cornelia sighed in genuine disappointment. It was a truly treasured memory. “But thankfully, ’Mommy’ was there to hold your hand.”

As quickly as her pleasure faded, outrage filled its place. If her mother-in-law hadn't grabbed her arm with irresistible firmness, Charlotte would indeed have leapt onto that strumpet’s back and clawed at her face.

Charotte didn’t notice Cornelia’s smile widen as she prepared to escalate her attack on the Silvermeadow’s ruling family. The princess had a talent for bringing out women’s ugliest side. “Not at all, Mistress. I cannot fault lady Belmont for being easily upset and lashing out at her friends over a simple misunderstanding. The poor dear is secretly dealing with a truly heartrending tragedy.” she sighed dramatically, as though her words fulfilled some grim responsibility of truth telling rather than being an ugly slander. “I’m sorry to have to say this, and please don’t spread this around, for I do so want to protect dearest Saren, but it’s all but certain that her daughter suffers Lilith’s Caress.”

The irony of this accusation was not lost on the lesbian. “I encountered the girl during my guest lecture at Rainbridge last autumn. The poor heart could barely maintain her composure in my presence, all stammers and flushed cheeks. Between us, My Lady, and please don’t tell anyone this, she orchestrated the most transparent 'accident' with a teapot simply to brush her fingers against mine. When our hands touched, I feared she might actually faint from ecstasy.”

Cornelia leaned forward, hood shifting just enough to reveal eyes alight with twisted delight. “How utterly fascinating. Such a burden for a family of their standing. One hopes you responded with appropriate... gentleness to this unwanted attention?”

“Of course, though I made it clear that such relationships were inappropriate.” Bile rose in Charlotte’s throat, her morals revolting at her participation in this petty, cruel game, but such was the nature of power and politics in Flora. “I truly hope the dear, sweet girl can find her way back to proper affections, but such a malady is difficult to dislodge… or so I’ve heard.” Damn it. Ended on a bit of an awkward note there.

In truth, Charlotte had little dispute with Raven Belmont, her fashion choices notwithstanding. Rumors of the death girl’s lesbian tendencies had begun early in university, spread by a jealous former friend (Charlotte had checked). They had indeed met after her lecture, but Raven had proven more withdrawn and standoffish than flustered.

Unfortunately for her, Charlotte had done far worse than spreading a little malicious gossip to protect hers and Florence’s relationship, as their husband could lamentably attest. “I can only assume the baroness blames me for awakening her daughter’s interest in… well, perhaps it’s best not to say.” she affected a mean-spirited giggle, a sound she did not make often, and which would have horrified her gentle hearted Florence. The thought that her lily would one day have to wade through such venomous waters herself made Charlotte feel ill. ‘It’s for us, Floren. It’s…’ Thinking that exposed just how hollow it sounded.

Another face, twisted with grim disappointment, flashed in her mind. Would {{user}} too look upon her with disgust were he to see her being this… cruel? He had cause enough already to doubt her commitment to morality.

Slowly, and perhaps grudgingly, she’d begun to realize just how much she valued his respect. She didn’t want him to see her as just another of these venomous snakes.

It was a profound moment of clarity for Charlotte, and in it, she began to see something she’d never allowed herself to consider before: There was something very wrong happening in Flora’s halls of power.

Suddenly, a wave of revulsion came over her at the hateful thing she’d just done. This crime must be undone.

Charlotte cleared her throat. "Though now that I consider it more fully, Mistress, I believe my interpretation of Miss Belmont’s actions and demeanor may have been entirely in—"

A dark glow lit Corenlia’s eyes as she interrupted. “Oh, I have no doubt that it made you deeply uncomfortable to have another girl’s perversion forced on you like that.” Cornelia’s smile was insidious, cruel; almost as if she knew what her subject had been trying to do. “Especially given how happy you are with your own husband’s love. I confess myself eager to hear more of what you think of him.”

Charlotte grit her teeth at being prevented from undoing the damage she’d inflicted on Raven. Particularly galling was Cornelia’s deliberate return to the subject Charlotte had done all this to avoid discussing. She’d damaged a young lady's reputation, maybe permanently, for nothing.

If she insisted on clearing the record, admitting her lie, it would be profoundly damaging, not to mention, the content of the accusation would invite greater scrutiny into her own orientation. She might have felt disgusted and mortified, but she wouldn't sacrifice her family on this hill just for Raven.

Besides, an alternate solution materialized almost immediately into the complex web of her mind. She would simply spread a new rumor in all the most gossipy weaving circles, one which contained something the one thing that would go against centuries of entrenched matriarchal tradition: The Truth. Raven was being targeted by jealous former friends who wished to tarnish her reputation, and that she was actually a very proper, though oddly dressed, young lady.

"Um... Charlotte?" came a slightly hesitant, though still condescending voice. "You still with me?"

"Oh, of course, Mistress. I was just gathering my thoughts on my dear husband and became distracted." Charlotte smoothed over. No more scapegoats, no more cruelty. She would use a weapon which her family would be proud to see her wield: The bald-faced lie.

That had to be better than slander, right?

“My husband is everything a respectable woman could desire, Great Mistress. Gallant, beautiful, strong, useful, and protective.” Charlotte newfound courage was marred by a sudden recognition that her legs were about to give out. The half curtsey which she’d maintained in her sovereign's presence was making her seriously regret turning down Florence’s daily invitations to exercise.

Cornelia leaned back, impressed that Charlotte was actually engaging the subject head on. She could have invited the straining girl to sit, but it was funny to watch her legs wobble. “Ah yes, I was alarmed indeed to learn of the breakin at your estate. I was pleased indeed to discover that your husband is such a valiant protector.”

Charlotte was surprised to detect a note of… sincerity there?

“Absolutely. His male instincts have served our house well… he prevented a tragedy and I will always respect him for it. And…” Charlotte paused, wondering if she could get away with one more attempt at changing the subject. "Let me take this opportunity to apologize for my hasty accusation against my imperialist sisters. In truth, we have found little evidence that they were involved. The investigation has turned up a number of other—"

Cornelia interrupted dryly, recognizing the tangent instantly. “I’m sure you’ll figure it out. Tell me more about your husband, Charlotte.” Her opponent’s sharp mind once again detected something in the request. An interest. “So little beyond his reputation is known to Flora at large. What is he like? And how did he come to captivate your heart?”

That was a very good question. Wait a minute... he didn’t captivate her heart! Charlotte resisted the urge to indignantly cross her arms.

The princess evidently saw the tightening in her posture and decided it was time for more mischief. “Surely, his coming from such a poor family proves that you were disinterested; in his fortune. Rumor has it that you and your best friend are deeply in love. With him, I mean.” Cornelia was trying very hard not to laugh, if those twitching lips were any indication. What a bitch!

Charlotte found herself increasingly irritated at this line of badgering questions, she got too much of that from her wife. “Yes, I care for him deeply.” she almost snapped. Her eyes widened in alarm and her conditioned response, growling a denial at her wife, almost blew the whole thing. “Wait, I do not like hi—!”

Her teeth snapped shut a moment too late but Cornelia was unable to capitalize on the slip, having pressed a palm into her own face. The princess was shaking with barely repressed laughter.

‘Get ahold of yourself, Claymore!’

“I-I mean, of course I’m in love with him. Florence and I both are. When a man heroically rescues you from a vicious killer… the heart cannot help but be affected.” Charlotte was coming to grips with the fact that there may have been more truth to that than she’d initially thought.

It took the princess a moment to get her mirth under control. Once she had, the attack resumed, albeit with less obvious venom. “Undoubtedly true. But that was some time after you’d been married, wasn’t it?” There was an odd friendliness to the tone, likely a result of having been so thoroughly entertained. It made a strange contrast to the hostility of the question. Cornelia actually lifted her head to look right at her, hazel eyes sparkling with amusement. “But that begs the question of why you married him in the first place.”

“I…” Charlotte sighed and scratched her hair, feeling utterly exhausted. “Florence knew him from before and told me about him. I trusted her judgement.”

This was answered by an incredulous snort. “How many women would trust their friend enough to let her pick her partner in life? And how little that sounds like you, Miss Claymore. What could your wife have possibly said to get you to marry a man who-”

Cornelia’s eyes snapped to something behind Charlotte, widening slightly. The reprieve allowed Charlotte time to process that final line. The subtle use of the words ‘your wife’, had almost slipped by without notice. It was becoming undeniably clear that every single word this woman uttered was meticulously chosen; each designed to expose weakness. Thank Althena that Cornelia’s actual political power was so limited.

The countess turned to follow her gaze. The sight that greeted her sent an unexpected flutter through her chest. It was {{user}}, standing at the convention's edge, scanning the crowd with evident purpose; looking for her.

"Oh! There he is now. It seems my party is searching for me." Charlotte couldn't quite keep the note of relief from her voice at the materialization of this potential escape. "Speaking of which, My Lady, is your bodyguard nearby? I wouldn't dream of leaving you vulnerable in such a public setting." she lied. Honestly, Charlotte would deeply pity the blackguard who managed to abduct this vicious tart, after she paid him handsomely for it, of course.

“Hmm?” Cornelia murmured, clearly distracted. Her eyes were fixated on {{user}}, something wistful, something hungry there. “Yes, somewhere about.”

A very, very familiar sensation burst its way into Charlotte’s heart, one that shook her to the core. She’d lived with it daily, having a girlfriend, and later wife, whose eyes followed every passing strumpet. And this past year (until more recently), when {{user}} had dared look upon Florence, it had returned without fail. But now, seeing Cornelia's haze ravage her husband’s form, the feeling returned with unexpected force. Jealousy. Pure, possessive jealousy.

“Countess Claymore, aren’t you going to introduce me to your husband?” asked Cornelia a moment after {{user}} had joined them, a hint of what could only be described as softness entering her tone; though her words were as cutting as ever. “Or do you enjoy awkward silence?” Why did she look less... horrible all of sudden?

The question jolted Charlotte back to awareness. {{user}} had reached them, taking his place at her side with quiet dignity. "Forgive me. My beloved Princess, may I present my husband, Count {{user}} Claymore?" She kept her voice appropriately low. "Husb- my love, I have the profound honor of introducing Her Royal Highness, Crown Princess Cornelia vi Relani."

To her immense relief, {{user}} made a flawless first impression, offering Cornelia the precise degree of deference her station demanded..

The princess accepted his courtesy with genuine grace, her gaze now fixed on his face. Was she about to actually be… nice? "I am delighted to finally meet the man behind so much discussion, my dear Count." She appraised him for a moment, allowing what might have been described as a warm smile to settle onto her face. “I begin to see why you’ve acquired such an enthusiastic following. Why didn’t you mention he was so striking, Charlotte?”

Despite her desperate desire to flee back to Florence's comforting embrace, the reminder that {{user}} had scores of drooling fangirls dreaming about him kinda irked his wife. “It merely slipped my mind, your majesty. His beauty is so well known to me,” (Academically, of course.) "that I sometimes forget not everyone has had the pleasure of admiring him. Though his merits exceed mere aesthetics, I assure you."

“That’s quite the concession, coming from you.”

This conversation needed to end. “You came to fetch me for your mistress, correct {{user}}? I am grateful to you for indulging her whimsy in my stead.” Charlotte held out her hand expectantly, which he obligingly placed on his arm. To her alarm, she felt disappointed that he hadn’t simply taken it in his own.

Cornelia’s eyes narrowed ever so subtly at this sight. “I too find myself wearied by our discussion and wish to return to my accommodations. However, my men appear to have forgotten their sovereign in their eagerness to assist my cousin. I'm staying at the Grand Historia for the weekend, and, as you say, it would be foolish for a princess to travel unaccompanied. Might I borrow your husband for a few hours to serve as my knight?”

The request struck Charlotte like a physical blow. For a moment, words failed her entirely. Everything about this situation was exceptionally suspicious. "M-Majesty, one man alone cannot be sufficient protection for a princess-"

“His reputation for heroism precedes him," Cornelia interrupted smoothly. "Did you not extol his exceptional qualities yourself? I’m curious to see what all the fuss is about." Though there was a certain mirth in Cornelia’s voice, it was clear that this wasn’t a request. “Unless, of course, you have some objection?”

Fuss. She wanted to see what the ‘fuss’ was about. Charlotte hoped that she was misunderstanding something, but accusing the crown princess of trying to sleep with her husband wouldn’t be wise. “Of course, my lady. My beloved would be honored to escort you back to your hotel.”

“And remain at my side until my guards return.” Something in Cornelia’s eyes dared Charlotte to object to the illogical request.

The dark crowned girl might have been feeling uncharacteristically territorial towards her husband, but she wasn’t stupid enough to do that. “Of course. He wouldn’t dream of leaving you unprotected.”

Charlotte’s stellar mind worked through this conundrum with near superhuman speed. The princess’s request was reckless to say the least. Why would she risk the rumors and potential scandal of taking a matriarch’s husband back to her hotel? Was the monarch’s ego so fragile that she needed to assert dominance over such a powerful subject? Cornelia was many things, but not foolish. No, something deeper was at play here. The correct move was to call the bluff.

And had she been any other woman, she’d have done so, but Charlotte understood now the purpose of this whole conversation. It had been a trap. Every word the princess had spoken, every seeming disconnected insinuation, the focus on {{user}}’s prowess, it had all been a web woven with the aim to bind her for this exact moment.

Cornelia knew about her and Florence, that much was obvious. Knew. Not ‘had heard rumors or gossip’. It implied that she had a spy in her household, but that wasn’t what concerned her right now. Cornelia could, if she were sufficiently displeased, not only expose her and Florence, damaging both families’ reputations, but potentially accuse them of full blown treason.

Charlotte uttered a silent prayer and turned to her husband. His silver tongue could potentially save them. It was the only card she had left to play, the only reliable tool in her arsenal.

As Cornelia rose and straightened her disguise, Charlotte leaned close. “The situation is precarious, {{user}}. I can’t explain now, but you have permission to say or… do… whatever you deem necessary. Placate her and keep our house in good standing. I trust you.” She swallowed heavily, realizing that she actually meant that. “but… but Florence… would be saddened… if… well, you know.” She felt her hand squeeze his imperceptibly.

“Your Princess awaits, my noble gallant.” interrupted Cornelia with an amused smile. She familiarly, and almost playfully, looped her arm with his, subtly pulling him away from Charlotte. To the surprise of everyone, Charlotte forgot herself and actually glared at her sovereign, pulling his other arm in the opposite direction. 'Get your hands off him, you slut!'

The two women glared murder into each other’s eyes. After a tense moment, Cornelia cleared her throat, reminding her subject to whom she was being defiant. With a sudden cough of confused alarm, Charlotte released {{user}}’s arm. She thanked Althena that she hadn't given voice to her thoughts just now.

“W-We’ll be at our own hotel when-” Charlotte trailed off when the princess simply turned and began walking, leading the man away. The countess was forced to watch, an intensely conflicted look in her eyes, as her husband was taken from her. She murmured words that he wouldn't hear, but hopefully would feel. “When you come back to us…”

The two traveled in silence for some time without saying a thing, Cornelia holding his arm possessively. They left behind the bustle and excitement of the convention, beyond Charlotte’s sight, blending into the shadows cast by the elegant spires and palaces which were so unique to Tor Veiloth.

Then the princess laid her hooded head on {{user}}'s arm and sighed in contentment. When she spoke, it was with a voice filled with genuine warmth. “It’s been a little while, {{user}}. Your Big Sis missed you.”

A11e

Florence had witnessed her mother's tears before, unrestrained laughter, such as when {{user}} had reduced her to helpless mirth only hours earlier, tears of unbridled joy at her sons' births, tears wrung from theatrical tragedies that moved her romantic heart. But those had been expressions of Rachael's abundant capacity for feeling, demonstrations of a woman who embraced every emotion with characteristic intensity.

This was different. Curled together in the sanctuary of silk sheets and familiar scents, Florence felt her mother truly weep for perhaps the first time. Anguish poured from the seemingly invincible matriarch like a winter storm, gloom and regret a palpable shroud. She was utterly inconsolable.

“Mom... it’s ok. Everything's alright now," Florence almost begged, stroking the chestnut locks that had escaped their usual elaborate styling. "He's safe. He's with his family; with us.”

A sharp laugh escaped her mother, bitter and jagged with self-loathing. That word, ‘family’, seemed to drive her ever deeper into the mire of anguish.

That morning, Rachael Blakeney had swept into Claymore Manor like an avenging goddess, magnificent in her cold fury. Florence still didn't fully understand how her mother had discovered their alliance with Estra, but it was evident that the mistress of The Black Forest was deeply displeased that her children had recklessly harbored the very assassin who had tried to murder her daughter. Armed bodyguards had swarmed the Duranian killer, neutralizing her threat before anyone could utter a word of protest. When Rachael did demand answers, her usual maternal warmth had been replaced by something far more deadly.

Only {{user}}'s remarkable gift for diffusing confrontation had prevented violence. Somehow, he had disarmed his enraged mother-in-law with such wit, that she'd been rendered helpless, begging him to stop as uncontrollable laughter and mirth robbed her of all gravitas. His mysterious charm never ceased to amaze Florence.

But then had come the revelation that had shattered the seemingly unshakable composure of the vaunted Blakeney matriarch. Her daughters, and their allies, had done what all of Rachael’s spies and wealth never could. The lost Duranian Prince… had been found, living under her daughter's roof. Against all odds and in answer to all her own prayers, the boy, whom she’d longed for for all these years, had become her son in truth, and she’d never been the wiser.

Outside the bedroom window, wind lashed the glass, as though nature herself had chosen to reflect the tempest within Rachael's soul. The brokenhearted mother pressed her face against Florence's nightgown, each sob releasing years of carefully contained anguish. Safe from {{user}}'s steady gaze, sequestered in the sanctuary of Florence and Charlotte's bedroom, she lay enveloped in silk sheets and loving arms. She had begged (the great Rachael Blakeney had begged) to sleep beside her daughters tonight. In her naked vulnerability, she had revealed herself a coward, unable to face the potential judgment in his eyes. And so she hid where it smelled of Florence, of Charlotte, of safety and unconditional love; anywhere except before the man whose suffering stood as testament to her greatest failure.

Rachael shook her head against her daughter's nightgown, soaking it through. "Florence, you... can't understand. He was my responsibility. I was the only one who knew… the only one who could have saved him... I looked so hard...!" There was a moment where she couldn’t continue. "I searched… every orphanage, every school, watched every household that adopted a boy... the goddess knows how much I..."

What could her daughter do but hold her? What words could soothe the heartache of years?

"It's my fault that he... grew up..." Fresh sobs shook her. " …grew up thinking that no one wanted him... without knowing how desperately I searched... how many nights I lay awake imagining where he might be sleeping, if he was crying out for love..." The words were bubbling forth as freely as her tears. "I wanted… so badly to be his mother... to be the one to give him the love he deserved."

Charlotte sat silently only a few feet away, leaning back and pondering the storm outside. She longed to be there, in Rachael’s arms, whispering support and encouragement alongside her wife. But her brooding would not permit it. Not yet.

The cruel oppression of her mother had gifted Charlotte with a unique insight into what her husband must have gone through. Rachael's lament was stirring her own buried suffering, memories she’d endeavored to forget. The dark haired girl found herself absently tracing Luna's Star on the sheets, repeating a ritual that had often brought her a measure of comfort as a child.

The irony seemed to mock her. A man whom she had purchased, ignored, distrusted, and treated as nothing more than a convenient tool for her own desires understood Charlotte's pain in ways that not even Florence could. It was just… ironic was all.

The difference between them, of course, was that Charlotte had had Rachael, had had Florence. Her two angels, sent by Althena herself, had answered her prayers and rescued her from the pit of despair. In contrast, {{user}}'s 'angels' hadn't saved him at all, had merely used him for their own ends; an afterthought in his own life. They’d provided him only a mockery of a family.

Rachael, this weeping goddess, had set such a pure example, had shown her, the daughter of her most hated enemy, unlimited, unrestrained, unearned compassion. The very first words that Rachael spoke to her, all those years ago, had changed her life forever: 'I love you, Charlotte.'

Charlotte studied the storm, eyes dry, but distant. Contemplative. Again. Once again she delved into the tombs of her regret. The feeling had become familiar by now. The more she learned about this man, the more her actions stood forth as accusers to condemn her. ‘How could you have been so cruel?’ ‘How could you deny him that compassion which you yourself had once needed just as badly?’ She didn’t have any answers yet.

"I... I failed... I failed... oh goddess above... forgive me...!" sobbed Rachael, barely coherent now. "{{user}}... you deserved better than me." Her tear-stained face turned skyward. "Why wouldn’t You let me save him? Was I so unworthy a servant that I couldn't be allowed to rescue one suffering boy?"

Florence's own vision blurred as her mother lapse into agonized silence. She continued stroking those same chestnut locks she had buried her face in as a child seeking comfort from nightmares. "Shhh... Shhh..." The woman she had loved first of all had saved her beloved Charlotte all those years ago, had given her a chance at happiness and love. But no one had come for the lost, terrified little boy who must have felt like the whole world had abandoned him.

Florence hadn’t done enough. Hadn’t shown him that he was loved... that she loved him.

The thought struck through her like a crash of lightning. A terrifying eruption of dread… and joy. His face filled her mind, his words reverberated throughout her. The feel of his hand in hers, his arms wrapping her in his protective strength; his scent, fresh from exertion, it all seeped into her brain, her bones, her soul. She… lov—

Just as quickly as it had come, she locked it away. For now. For now. She lifted her eyes to Charlotte's somber form, noting the impassive expression and hard, distant eyes. Her beloved was affected, deeply, though her expression betrayed little. The thoughts swirling behind those hazel eyes were anyone’s guess. Charlotte would not share them, that Florence knew for certain.

A familiar fear gripped Florence’s tender heart, fear of the unknown, fear of her own feelings, and fear of… the woman she loved. That word... the one which might be the key to unspeakable joy or utter ruin within her marriage, couldn’t be dealt with right now. It deserved greater attention, consideration than she was capable of in this moment. Not now. Not while her family lay in pain around her. And not while… she was watching. This family needed her support, they needed her joy. Later. She would think on it later.

Even as she turned the key to lock it away, guilt blossomed anew. Coward that she was, it was only too likely that this feeling, so essential to her marriage and family, would remain unexamined for a long time to come. She dragged her eyes away from Charlotte’s aloof face.

"Mom..." she gently began. "you have to speak with him. He needs to know how hard you tried, how much you've cared about him all these years."

"No...!" gasped the older woman, eyes clearing enough to show her daughter the fear within. "I can't see him, not after... after... I was the one person in the world who could have saved him... and I couldn’t." She shook her head in utter denial. "What must he think of me...?"

"That's not fair!" cried Florence, sitting up and forcing her mother to do the same. "You did everything you could! More than anyone else. You exposed the plot against him! Ensured his kidnapper faced exile and ruin. You… searched and prayed…" Why couldn't she convince her? Why couldn't she find the words? “You… were the only one in Flora… who truly loved him.”

Rachael Blakeny, arguably the most feared and beloved matriarch in all of Flora, turned her head away, in shame.

The soft sound of the bedroom door opening froze them all. Slow footsteps approached the bed, and Rachael's breath caught as she recognized the familiar cadence. Very slowly, she lifted her gaze to meet the eyes of the man whose judgement she wish she could hide from forever. She had not the courage to meet his gaze, lest she see therein that which would tear her heart asunder: his just condemnation.

"I... why would are you...?" Why was he here?

"I rang for him when you weren't looking." answered a voice behind her. Though somber and restrained, there was a hint, ever so subtle, of satisfaction woven within. It was the voice of the girl she'd accepted as her daughter long ago. "He’s your son. He should know about this part of you. Of how you’ve felt about him." Charlotte didn’t look away from the window, though there was something almost warm in the way she said, "You’re far too ashamed of yourself."

Rachael stared at her daughter-in-law’s back for a long, heavy moment. Then an involuntary laugh, broken and fragile, arose from her throat. "An odd moment, my dear Charly, to be taking your revenge."

There was little she could do but turn her tear-stained gaze towards the boy she'd spent over a decade searching for, who had been the darling of her most fervent prayers. Her arms opened tremulously, tears streaming freely as her eyes begged for that forgiveness which she didn't believe she truly deserved.

"My son... my love…” she whispered, her voice breaking on each word. “I'm so... sorry for... not being the mother... for not giving you the family... that you needed... that you’ve always deserved..."

A18g

The silence in the inn's common room had weight to it; the kind that pressed down on Harriet's shoulders like a headstone. She'd been sitting in the same wooden chair for what felt like an hour, watching Darren maintain his grave vigil of the street below while Astrid studied the city map with an intensity that was frankly unnerving. Luna above, these two were perfect for each other.

Neither had spoken since Astrid's curt announcement that their client was en route.

Harriet's hands twisted in her lap, the only outlet for an anxiety that threatened to consume her entirely. Every creak of the building, every distant conversation from the street below felt like a countdown to her professional execution. She'd failed spectacularly again and everyone in this room knew it.

Wishing that her one and only ally in this world, her beloved Hiker, was here to comfort her, she did what she loathed most: reflected. The ambush had been perfect. Darren's planning, flawless. The men's discipline, exemplary. Each piece meticulously placed. Of course, when informed that her own piece had been set to the side, she’d thrown a tantrum, embarrassing her brother and men before… oh, what had she been thinking?!

“Kinda becoming a pattern at this point.” she muttered under her breath, resting her chin glumly on her palm.

Astrid cleared her throat involuntarily, drawing Harriet’s attention. She’d received a nasty blow to the throat in the fight with Stephanie. Good thing she barely ever used it. Harriet had wanted to become friends with the blue haired girl but that seemed almost impossible now.

Instead, the young huntress turned to her brother and offered a weak smile. "Hey… they're definitely still in Silverain. Maybe if–"

“It’s fine, Harriet. Client’s the priority.” Darren didn’t look up, didn’t acknowledge her trying. "We'll figure what's next after; assuming we aren’t all jobless come sunset."

"Yeah." The word fell like a stone. "Assuming."

She looked glumly toward Astrid, searching for even a crumb of sympathy, but found only that familiar glacial indifference. ‘Goddess, I hate her.’ Harriet thought with sudden viciousness. ‘Sitting there judging me. Well you ain’t caught ‘em either!’

Wasn't rational, she knew that. She'd been the one acting the fool, playing the prima donna when lives were on the line. Hell, the ice queen had even saved her sorry hide from the ‘assassin’, which somehow made it even worse. She, the huntress, had been rescued by her own client. ‘She must think I’m worth less than dirt.’

Harriet found herself studying the man who symbolized professionalism itself in her mind. ‘Maybe Darren should be running this outfit. Maybe I should just disappear and let Mom give him what he's always deserved. He’d probly be ruling Flora in a year if I weren’t here to drag him down.’

To keep from drowning in that particular poison, she forced herself to chew on something else. Something that made her stomach churn. She knew that assassin. Stephanie Hamilton, heir to Andrea's Cross and Harriet's future sovereign. What in the hell did it mean? She'd been trying to work up the nerve to ask Darren, but between Astrid hovering like a vulture and his cold shoulder, there hadn't been a chance to even tell him about it.

There was another reason she hadn’t spilled, and it might be the real one: Vanessa had sworn, up and down, that the one who’d attacked her was a Duranian assassin. Stephanie using that knockout gas against her boys and then knifing a bunch of Claymore’s lackeys definitely wasn’t something a pampered blueblood could do.

Their own confrontation had left the huntress reeling. ‘Mostly cuz that backstabbing snake threw a pepper bomb in my face!’ Steph was too good to be an heiress. Not for the first time, Harriet considered the possibility that the girl she’d confronted was an imposter, but that weren’t possible. Dame Madison had known her. And when Harriet finally got to visit Dewhurst, Yvette Hamilton and Stephanie welcomed their party, together. There weren’t no way the matriarch would mistake an imposter for her own daughter.

Harriet couldn’t work up the courage to tell Darren because… their matriarch might be a traitor.

A commotion outside cut through her brooding like a knife. Carriage wheels. Sharp voices barking orders. Astrid moved to the window, and if possible, her expression got even more neutral.

"She's here."

Harriet reluctantly rose to join her brother, trying to ignore the surge of terror.

Astrid took her place beside the siblings. "Don’t talk. Speak only when I—"

"When spoken to, yes, I heard you the first time," Harriet snapped defensively. “Not a complete idiot.”

Astrid's eyes narrowed ever so slightly. “Are you sure about that?”

‘Ohoho… screw you too, freak!’

Darren popped his neck. “Might not be dumb, Harriet.” Despite his stoic demeanor, he spared her a subtle smile, just like before all this. “But you do got a mouth. My advice? Don’t even breathe loud.”

Fine by Harriet. She'd rather melt into the floorboards than try explaining her way out of this mess. Darren shifted closer; not much, but enough to put himself partly between her and whatever was coming.

“Oh my goshes, sweet merciful Luna.” Harriet's hands shook as she tried to smooth her rugged skirt. For once, she wished the damn thing covered more than just her panties. “She can't do worse than fire us, right?”

A look passed between the other two for a moment before Astrid turned away. Darren chuckled darkly, which didn’t soothe his sister much. “Contract gives her plenty of rope to whip us with, sis. Well, you specifically.”

“Are you… are you serious?” This couldn’t be happening! Matriarchs were all crazy sadists! Everyone knew that. "She’s going to actually fuckin’ whip me?"

“Language, Harriet.” Evidently, Darren’s humor had returned at seeing his sister go white. “Try not to cry. Family rep’s on the line, after all.”

The reminder that she’d already sullied the family’s name made Harriet’s face fall.

Darren realized his mistake and sighed. “Just keep your chin up and take whatever comes.” His grin flashed. “And don't do that goat thing, where you faint whenever things get too real; cuz I’ll not let you live that down this time.”

A small smile, which she tried to resist, crept onto Harriet’s lip. “Ha. Ha. Yer the one who howls like a mule. Where was all that ‘family rep’ crap when Dad chased you and Holly out the barn in front of the whole ranch?”

“I was younger’n you at the time.” Darren’s grin was broad and unashamed. “Learn from your elder’s follies, sis.”

“Yeah, you didn’t learn nothin. Was Holly who got it the worst. Fat slut barely got two steps before Daddy whipped her fat ass.”

The memory, treasured by both siblings, brightened the room considerably.

Darren slapped his sister on the back. "Don’t make a big deal outta this, you hear? Ain't the first time we’ve had to face down an angry client. Hell, Mom's had to grab her ankles more times than you can—"

“Shut. Up.” Astrid's words cut through their familiar banter like a blade.

The interruption, curt and rude, shattered the fragile camaraderie that had been building between Harriet and her brother. Her hands clenched into fists. If that condescending bitch hadn’t been a client, she’d’ve jumped on her like an alley cat and clawed those cold blue eyes right out of her skull.

Then she heard it, a subtle click just outside the room, of heels. Was someone there?

The door opened without ceremony, admitting a woman who, despite being small and unremarkable, nonetheless filled the air with her presence alone. Whatever comfort or confidence Darren had given Harriate instantly vanished. Here stood a woman whom she instinctively knew that she’d best not displease.

"Mistress." Astrid's voice carried actual deference for the first time since Harriet had known her. "Welcome. I trust your journey was pleasant?" And she could apparently talk now. Weirdo.

"Pleasant enough." The voice was conversational; and terrifying. "Though I confess, I expected to arrive to better tidings."

She glided, unhurried, into the center of the room where she could study all three of them at once. "The reports I've received are... troubling, Astrid. Though naturally, I hold you blameless."

Her hood shifted just enough to look Darren directly in the eyes. What he found therein, Harriet couldn’t say, but she swore that, without moving a muscle, he somehow stepped between them.

Mistress Claymore made an amused sound as she too sensed his protectiveness. “Astrid does not fail me. Thus, I must attribute these setbacks to… other variables.”

Here it came. The end of everything Harriet had worked for. That blue haired snake had definitely snitched. The next words would be the ones she dreaded most: ‘You are no Candace Walker.’

Instead, the woman pulled back her hood and gave Harriet the most beautiful smile she’d ever seen.

“Dear Miss Walker.” The voice was honey and hearthlight. "I fear I've placed an impossible burden upon your shoulders. These targets; experienced and ruthless, are cunning agents without any scruple. I worried from the beginning that such a challenge might overwhelm someone of your tender years."

‘Um, what?’

Loren placed a hand on her hip. “I recognize you may feel self conscious about how things have progressed thus far, but I commend the uncanny competence you’ve shown.“ The purple haired woman’s laughter was filled with fondness. “Here I throw you against a pack of wolves, ones which have bested the greatest of my agents already and not only have you survived, but have harried them day and night, city to city. I’d wager a crown that they curse your name daily.”

This… couldn’t be real. Where was the condemnation? Where was the ‘You have failed me for the last time?’ For some reason, which she couldn’t quite remember, Harriet had gotten it into her mind that her client would be, like, evil or something. This lady was being… kinda awesome.

“My associates have informed me of the particulars. There have been a few hiccups, I know. But it isn’t uncommon for the most breathtaking rose to bloom in desert soil.”

Those indigo eyes met hers, searching, understanding, seeing straight through her soul. When the matriarch spoke again, her voice held breathless wonder.

"You're destined for great things, Harriet Walker. A star that will burn bright across history."

An immense wave of relief and pleasure crashed over Harriet. This woman, this powerful, important woman, saw something in her. Not just as her mother's daughter, but as someone special. Someone worthy. That soft voice, filled with warmth and respect, drew the young girl in and she found herself hanging on every word.

Triumph might have flickered in Loren’s eyes, but Harriet only saw what she wished. “I too know the weight of unfair family expectations, Miss. My own mother expected much and rewarded little.” Those deep orbs of indigo held the vulnerable huntress captive, missing nothing. “Living in her shadow, possessing no alternative but to submit to her every demand, to accept her design my life for me. It was… unbearable.”

Loren looked so vulnerable that Harriet wanted to hug her, but she was in too much awe. The countess rallied and gave her an understanding smile. “It was only once I’d thrown off her shackles and declared that I’d never let her control my life that I discovered happiness. I found… the joy, that she’d always sought to deny me.”

Harriet was falling deeply into those eyes, failing to notice when Darren stiffened at her side. What he’d seen flicker in those pools of endless indigo shook him.

“Oh! but listen to this old matriarch prattle on about herself. I’m living up to the stereotype, aren’t I?” Her smile was so genuine, her voice so warm, that Harriet couldn’t help but giggle. Still, she had the good sense not to actually agree. “Remember, tradition has its place, but if it interferes with your happiness or, worse, dims your brilliance… well, it’s always good to be openminded. When this unpleasantness is concluded, I would be honored to host you at my estate. There are opportunities we could discuss, ones worthy of your talents.”

Darren radiated uneasiness, but Harriet didn't care. She'd found it, the respect she'd been desperate for her whole life. "That sounds… Sounds incredible. Well, there ain’t no way I’m gonna turn dow–"

“Mistress, Vanessa still lives?” Astrid's voice cut through the moment like an axe. "She's going to recover?"

The spell shattered. Upon realizing that Astrid had just demanded Mistress Claymore’s attention, at such an important moment for poor Harriet, the Crossgal’s eyes fairly blazed with fury. Why did this jealous cow have to ruin everything? ‘Can’t stand that I’m your mistress’s new favorite, Freak!?’

Loren's own expression flickered with annoyance. "I thought I made it clear that she would."

Astrid took a fervent step forward. "Yes, but how bad is it? Will she be...?"

With an impatient sigh, Loren resigned herself to indulging her handmaid. "Her combat drugs saved her life, though it was touch and go." She idly picked at an imaginary piece of lint on her dress. "Lost a kidney (those Duranians are a cruel lot) and I’m afraid her knee will need a brace permanently. Perhaps her ridiculous crossdressing will prove useful after all."

"What about her eyes?" The question came out in a hush.

"One saved, though the vision may never fully return. The other..." A helpless shrug. "The alchemist did what she could."

Astrid pressed both hands to her chest, overwhelmed with relief. “At least she won’t be blind.”

“Indeed. I compelled her to dictate a letter to you.” she slipped the white envelope from her sleeve. “Be forewarned. Her language has become rather more colorful since the incident.”

Astrid took the outstretched letter with a degree of wonder, as though she’d received a rare and valuable gift. “Hard as it may be to believe, I didn’t come here to act as a courier.” chuckled the mistress sardonically. Her gaze returned to the Walkers, and selected the taller one this time around. “Mr. Walker, when I hire a company as renowned as yours, I expect results. What I have received for my silver… was anything but.”

Darren stiffened at finding himself in the crosshairs. Harriet felt a vicious stab of satisfaction. ‘How do you like it, jerk? Not so funny when you’re in the barrel, is it.’

“I suppose I misspoke. It isn’t your company at all, is it?” Loren regarded him with a serious expression, not taunting, only stating the facts. "In fact, I suspect you weren’t in charge at all. Whatever legend your foremothers built isn’t yours to command. Mores the pity. From what I hear, you’re something of a prodigy."

Astrid looked up from her envelope, a frown on her normally stoic face. “Mistress…”

"It must be agony," Loren continued, those burning eyes boring into Darren. "Knowing exactly what needs to be done in every situation. Seeing every solution. Yet being relegated to assistant simply because you had the misfortune of being born male." Her voice dripped with a sympathy that almost sounded real. "Your talents wasted, potential squandered, your destiny, thrown to the wayside. All for the sake of tradition."

Darren's jaw could've been carved from granite.

“Legend is a funny thing, isn’t it? Just a word, and yet coveted more than gold. Sophie Walker is called such, Candace too, and Harriet will be, certainly. But Darren Walker?” Something in those eyes burned. Hungry, yet restrained. “When was the last time a lackey was recognized by history?”

Someone cleared her throat. It was ignored.

Loren had a habit of pacing as she wove. Three sets of eyes followed as she made her way to the map, tracing it with a finger. "The irony is that had the peerless Darren Walker been commanding this operation, our quarry would be in chains and your purses heavy with silver. Every tavern in the Cross would ring with songs of your triumph." She sighed theatrically. "But tradition is tradition, isn't it? A lion caged and declawed, reduced to watching lesser hunters claim the glory that should be yours. And all because you were Candace Walker’s son, not her daughter."

She turned away completely, hiding her feral grin from the fury building in his eyes.

“I wonder if she comprehends what you’re capable of. Had you been born to any other family, you would doubtless write your own story on the monolith of history.” She shrugged again, as though it were a real shame. “Well, in any case, if you’re content, that’s all that matters. I’ve no doubt your mother will provide you a comfortable existence.”

———

Content with whatever seeds of discord or hate she'd planted, Loren returned her attention to Harriet. "Now then, while I loathe the necessity, discipline must be maintained. Harriet… may I call you Harriet, dear?"

The young woman, now slightly confused, nodded eagerly. “Y-yeah. ‘Course you can, Missus Claymore.” Harriet flushed when she realized she’d used the Crosser title. “Pardon me, ‘Mistress’.”

Loren's laugh was musical. Her favorite part of the process had arrived. "Thank you for correcting yourself, Harriet. Now, as I was saying, though it pains me, given our newfound friendship, responsibility demands accountability. I must discipline the one in charge, though I promise to be as gentle as possible." Her hand returned to Harriet's cheek, infinitely tender. "Can you be brave for me?"

Harriet swallowed hard. The affection in that voice convinced her this wouldn't be cruel, vindictive, or worst of all, contemptuous. Maybe it would even help, punishment followed by forgiveness, her failures acknowledged and absolved.

There was no doubt in Loren's mind what would happen next, she’d seen it so many times. The pain of discipline poisoned with the soft coos of affirmation would rewrite this timid girl’s brain. Afterwards the deliciously harsh thrashing, Harriet would be grateful for the correction, eager to please. Vulnerable. A few weeks at Loren’s manor, isolated from her family, and Harriet would belong completely to her new mistress, her self-worth tied inexorably to Loren’s singular approval.

An all too predictable flare of outrage erupted from the man beside Loren. Darren Walker recognized that something disastrous was occurring. He was about to intervene, violently, against his own client, right when his sister was most enchanted. It would alienate Harriet from him, maybe forever. All too easy.

"I… if it’ll make you happy–"

“My lady, you are mistaken.”

———

The words, spoken with matter of factness, rang out like a cannon shot, shattering the illusion once again. Loren herself seemed completely taken aback. Astrid met her mistress's gaze with her typical deadpan expression.

"Harriet Walker was not in charge of this operation. I was."

Silence. For a third time, Harriet felt her world tilt. The hell was even going on?

"Any failures are mine," Astrid continued, her voice steady as stone. "My assets are extraordinary; a huntress who can track mist through a storm, a man who never knows defeat. The fault lies with the puppetmaster, not the puppets."

Harriet’s jaw hit the floor. Was this the same woman who'd dismissed her with a curt "Go away" days earlier? The same ice queen who'd treated her like a child throughout this whole nightmare? And now she was lying to the most consequential woman Harriet had ever met. Why?

Loren's expression darkened, watching all her carefully laid plans crumble before her very eyes. The girl had been right there; vulnerable, grateful, ready to be claimed. "Astrid, perhaps we could simply–" There was no way to salvage this now, Darren’s rage had cooled into a simmer. Damnit.

“Yes, Mistress?”

Loren gave her a withering glare. Harriet… would have to be claimed later. “So you claim responsibility for that debacle? It was your decision to abandon the mission to rescue a bunch of burning drunks?”

"Absolutely." Astrid lied without flinching. "I ordered the mercenaries to evacuate the building. Any lapses in discipline, any... disrespect for authority, resulted from my poor communication." Her eyes flicked briefly to Harriet, and for just a moment, something almost human flickered in those blue depths. "I alone am responsible."

Then that familiar, unsettling glint appeared. "I shall accept whatever punishment you deem appropriate."

“Punishm…?” Loren cut herself off, suddenly getting a very bad feeling. "Astrid, I don’t think that will be neces–"

But the blue haired woman's eyes had already flicked downwards to Darren’s boots before fixating on her mistress with unsettling intensity. “I’m afraid I must insist, my lady. You yourself said that discipline must be meted out to the responsible party. I have failed you and now shall feel the sting of humiliation. Caning would be ineffective, I know, so the only remaining punishment is debasement. I must be made to serve someone whom no one of my position should ever kneel to.” She wasn’t even looking at Loren anymore, eyes fixated on the boots of a man who was suddenly feeling very uncomfortable. "Give the word and I shall lower myself below the dirt, and take–"

"For the love of all that's holy, Astrid!" Loren's exasperated screech could've cowed an army. "NO! Don't you dare say that word!"

"I merely wish to demonstrate my sincere–"

“Goddess, you’re not even being subtle…” retorted the matriarch with a moan, gazing imploringly into the ceiling. “I will NOT have my handmaiden engaging in such… such…” The matriarch covered her eyes with one gloved hand, suddenly no longer in the mood to punish anyone. “Have you even heard of dignity?”

Astrid blinked with perfect innocence. "Yes?"

Whatever spell Loren had been weaving lay in ruins, trampled by her subordinate's unbearable perversions. “You know what? Fine. You want the responsibility? Then answer for the bind you’ve put me in.”

Astrid barely heard her, eyes having once again fixated on the object of her obsession. They'd be large, surely. Powerful. Callused on the arch. A rugged man like that would need his nails trimmed. And she knew he hadn’t had the chance to have his socks laundered. Perhaps she could...

A sharp smack to the back of her head brought her crashing back to reality.

“Wha? Huh? Oh! Uh, yes, um... Miss Lia grows impatient, I presume?”

Loren's eye twitched. Now her handmaid was discussing sensitive matters in front of the hired help. It was a damn good thing she found Astrid so amusing, most of the time. She turned and walked to the other side of the room, calling over her shoulder. “Excuse us, Miss Walker. Personal business.”

Astrid cast one last glance at Darren’s feet, making both siblings shiver in discomfort, before following her mistress.

Loren sat at the table and, after she was joined, glared at her handmaid. “Impatient barely covers it. Her messenger screamed at me, actually screamed, at ME, demanding to know why I'm supposedly hiding her husband. She’s also curious to know why a certain maid hasn’t maintained her correspondence.”

Astrid played with the end of her braid for a moment before finally just saying it. “Might it not be best if we just tell her the truth? I mean, sort of. We were transporting him to safety when they were abducted by the Duranian agent?”

Loren’s expression went completely blank. That was never a good sign.

“Admitting that Duran is directly involved… that their lost prince is in contact with an agent… might be… ill-advised at the moment.”

“…more so than usual?” A feeling of dread crept into Astrid’s chest. “Why?”

“Well...” Loren actually scratched her cheek, looking evasive. “Lia just received a package. Seems The Dandy beat two of his most ardent admirers to death in his chambers last week. And guess who is getting the blame?” A grumble escaped her throat. “I swear, if a Pradeshi Ashanti tripped down the stairs in their own capital, half of Flora would turn and glare at me.”

Astrid actually groaned. "Oh no… Mistress…"

“What, Astrid?” Loren resigned herself to the coming lecture.

“Tell me you didn’t… to what end? And why now?” There was literally only one subordinate who dared criticize Loren Claymore, and then only due to social retardation (which might also have been why she had no real friends).

“I wasn’t even there, ok? The matriarch bit out defensively. “They were instructed to strike only if there was a perfect opportunity. Doubtless they found their way into his bedroom, alone. When a fool offers you a fortune, you take it.”

“But he wasn’t a fool, was he?”

“No. As it turned out, he wasn’t. Seems he sniffed out their allegiance and invited them into a trap. Whatever he got from them, before snuffing them out, has him pointing the finger right at us. Well, at our lovely Miss Lia specifically. Apparently, the letter she’s received was filled with ‘strongly worded language’ and I’ve been summoned to identify the two ‘damaged’ heads that accompanied it.” Another sigh. “Karen and Zoe. They deserved better than this.”

Astrid knew those two well enough to silently disagree.

———

As the two clients stepped away to speak in secret, Harriet began fumbling through the cloud in her mind. The shock of Astrid taking the blame for everything had cleared her mind as nothing else could.

Against her every instinct, a stubborn weed of gratitude sprouted in Harriet’s chest. Astrid’s unnervingly salacious eyes, her insistence on ‘serving someone below her’ while staring at Darren’s boots, had convinced the young woman of something she’d long suspected: Astrid was a total creep. But. But, whether intentionally or not, their blue haired confederate had broken Loren’s spell, and Harriet could now clearly see what had been happening. And it made her sick.

The Claymore matriarch’s words had been perfectly chosen, everything the insecure huntress had needed to hear. Literally. Everything. Even the insistence on discipline had touched on something she’d needed, deep down. It was… beyond suspicious.

‘Was she able to read my mind or somethin’? Or maybe… my face… oh…’

A terrible certainty filled Harriet. Had the crossgal been alone, had Loren focused solely on her, there was little doubt that she’d have succeeded in… Oh goddess, would she have really taken the offer? Left behind her responsibilities to her company, to her family? And to be what? Claymore’s personal huntress? Her… agent?

At her right, Darren himself looked somewhere between angry and pensive. Clearly there was much he was pondering as well. What Loren had said to him was… true, Harriet could reluctantly admit, but those truths had been laced with a lethal poison. It made Harriet shudder, the implications of Loren’s words. For the first time, she understood exactly how much their family’s ways were hurting him. It was a small miracle he hadn’t left them already; hadn’t already left her.

Harriet again pondered the tactic Loren had used against her. The older woman had offered her acceptance, admiration, and worst of all, excuses; all at her most self-loathing moment. She’d been drowning in a sea of shame and inadequacy, and who should appear but an older woman, a maternal figure to offer her comforting lies? To tell her that she hadn’t failed, that she needn’t face her inadequacies at all.

Could there… be poison in comfort? Was it wrong to run away from pain? To hide from her own failings?

With a jolt, Harriet realized that there was an irreconcilable divide between Candace and Loren. Her mother had offered unrelenting hardship and strictness, never allowing praise which wasn’t followed by a demand for improvement. However, Harriet had become stronger for it, peerless in her profession. Candace was no doubt making mistakes in her motherhood, Harriet had long understood that, but if there was one thing that could be said for Candace Walker, it was that she had instilled within her children, even the boys, a bedrock certitude that they were the masters of their own destiny.

What Loren had offered her and Darren, the one thing Candace abhorred, what all Crossers despised, was victimhood. And boy had that poison been sweet.

Harriet very subtly leaned over, interrupting her brother’s own brooding. “Darren, I think we might be the baddies in all this.”

The older bounty hunter was silent a moment. “Just now figuring that out?” He chuckled. "Better late than never, I guess. Glad you saw through all that shit. That woman is dangerous. Do not ever be alone with her."

“Yeah. Think I’ll take your advice for once. Somethin’ real wrong with her.” Harriet shook her head, cold horror still gripping her heart. “What’re we going to do?”

“Nothin’. Got a job to do. We’re sellswords, not crusaders.”

That… didn’t sit well with Harriet at all. She’d dreamed all her life of being a swashbuckling heroine, riding in to save the handsome prince, vanquishing dastardly criminals, facing down evil with righteous conviction. The thought that she might be little more than a hired thug for a villainess was… anathema. Stephanie’s words once again flared in Harriet’s mind. ‘You’re on the wrong side!’

For a long moment, Harriet pondered Darren’s assertion. The family, the community, was relying on her to make the right choices to ensure their livelihoods. There were mouths to feed and none of them could eat self-righteousness. But… she was who she was. And for the first time in her whole life, she considered the possibility that that was a good thing.

“It does matter. Yer right that mom would do what the client said; and I know you would too. Because everyone’s countin’ on us. …But Mom’s not here; and, much as I respect ya’ bro, this… is my rodeo.” She spoke each word slowly, feeling them out, weighing them carefully. "I’m gonna do… what I think is right."

Harriet had spent her whole life admiring her brother. ‘Please, Darren. Please put your faith in me, just this once.’

“And what is this ‘right’ that you’ll be doin’?”

Harriet shook her head gravely. “Don’t know yet. But I will when I see it.”

“Harriet…" He paused and searched her face, finding a conviction there that had never before been present. Against all his better judgement, he found himself wanting to trust in the small seed of respect that it had planted within him. “Just… think carefully before you make any moves.”

A half smile broke across the huntress’s lips, a shadow of her spunky self returning. “Thanks, Darren. For… everything.”

———

Loren noticed their whispering and turned towards them, a sardonic smirk on her face. “Anyway, I’ve got to go give my own explanations. We’ll speak later. Harriet, please be at ease regardless of how any of this turns out.”

When Harriet nodded, imitating her brother’s stoicism, Loren noted the change in her demeanor. Where once was mewling weakness, there now glowed determination. It was pleasing to see her sowing already bearing fruit. “Do either of you know a better excuse than 'he's washing his hair tonight?’”

Darren cleared his throat. "Nasty rash." "All over his feet," Harriet added helpfully.

Astrid, so typically neutral, actually looked betrayed. “Why would you just… lie like that? About that?”

Loren turned to her with a half smirk. “It’s for the greater good, Astrid. By the way, I’m leaving you with a company of Sarkars. The Northmen won’t be distracted by burning drunks. Get. This. Done.”

“Of course, Mistress.” Her servant’s deadpan expression had returned. “Right after I visit the convention in town.”

There was a pause at the doorway as Loren fixed Astrid with an inscrutable expression. Finally, she sighed one last time. “I suppose a brief excursion won’t hurt too much. If you happen upon any Dark Mistress paraphernalia…”

Astrid curtsied deeply. “Behold your handmaiden, my lady.”

As the door closed behind their departing client, Harriet felt the weight of her decision settling on her shoulders like a mantle. She was about to disappoint a lot of people. Her mother. Her employees. Maybe even her brother.

But, for the first time in her life, she had chosen her own path.

———

(Charlotte’s crazy, evil mother was recently pardoned, took over the estate, and scattered everyone to the wind. She sold Charlotte to a brothel and tried to take {{user}} as her own husband. Estra and Priti rescued {{user}} while Florence went off to rescue Charlotte. {{user}}, Estra, and Priti are in hiding and on the run from Loren’s mercenaries. Estra’s identity is now known to everyone. Priti also confessed to {{user}} that she was a spy for the Princess, but has now pledged her eternal loyalty to {{user}} for forgiving her. Currently the three are in the town of Silverain.)

In another part of the same city sat a man who few would guess was in disguise. All about him were regular Floran people, going about their regular lives; lives he'd never truly witnessed.

With Estra scouting escape routes and Priti earning honest wages at a local bakery, {{user}} found himself alone in public for perhaps the first time in his adult life. No one here recognized Count Claymore in the depths of Silvercreek County, so far from his own territory. They saw only an attractive man enjoying a small cup of bergamot tea in an elegant riverside café, watching the world flow by like the pristine waters below.

A unique opportunity stretched before him. Despite, or perhaps because of, his noble station, both before and after his marriage, he had spent precious little time among the common folk of his adopted country. Flora was unlike anywhere else in the known world, yet the parts of her culture he'd experienced had been carefully curated by protocol and propriety. Here, finally, was a chance to see her true heart.

The sounds of the marketplace drifted up from the cobbled street below, a symphony of haggling voices. Vendors called out prices in the melodic Floran dialect, their stalls packed with goods from across the known world: Duranian silks and metalworks, coveted by all but quite expensive, shimmering like captured starlight, robust Valheimr furs, amber, and ivory; intricate Pradesh spices that painted the air with exotic fragrances, and Flora's own renowned wines, their bottles bearing the family crests of various counties.

Near the market's edge, local farmers and fishermen displayed their daily catch and harvest. Housewives and older daughters perused the bounteous fare, already planning the evening meals while mischievous children toddled between their elegant skirts. The air here was thick with the scent of fresh bread, salt-cured fish, and the green smell of vegetables.

The ancient bathhouse next door beckoned with wisps of lavender-scented steam curling from its carved stone vents. Built using the white stone found throughout Flora’s silver-rich mountains, it bore the classical architecture that Flora was famous for, graceful arches and flowing lines that seemed to grow from the earth itself. Through its open windows, the sound of gentle splashing and the murmur of mixed conversations could be heard, punctuated by occasional laughter. There one could spend hours in the mixed baths, mingling with people of every background or sex, all while skilled attendants, both men and women, offered their services whether for refreshment, washing or massage.

Close, but just out of sight, the delicate chimes of the cathedral bells were announcing the time to the modestly sized resort town. No doubt within one would find scantily clad priestesses extolling the joys of Althena and her benevolence. Rumor had it that there were a number of cute oracle boys who one could apply to for Althena’s personal, though often cryptic, direction for one’s life.

The café itself embodied Floran ideals of romance and refinement. Its terraced patio, adorned with cascading jasmine and ivy, and overlooking the Silverain River, provided the perfect environment for any intimate rendezvous, as many other couples were demonstrating. It was a well known place to seek a romantic encounter, with several prospective lovers already having taken note of the man sitting alone and potentially unattached.

Below, elegantly crafted gondolas drifted between the picturesque shores, their pilots, both male and female, skilled in the art of romance. They sang the wistful, yet undeniably moving Floran sonnets which had swollen the hearts of poets the world over, while steering through waters that reflected the classical buildings rising from each bank. Many of the songs told stories of legendary Floran matriarchs, fearless knights, breathless maidens, and eternal lovers; tales of sacrifice and devotion, painting romance as something mystical, something sacred.

{{user}} could wait for Estra or Priti to return, of course, but this moment, alone, anonymous, free to explore without handlers or expectations, was precious beyond measure. Where would curiosity lead? To the vibrant chaos of the marketplace, where ordinary Florans conducted their daily commerce? To the intimacy of the bathhouse, where conversations flowed as freely as the healing waters? To the romantic sophistication of the riverside promenade, where love bloomed ever anew in this unusual society?

For once, the choice was entirely his own.

52

Fiona stretched languidly in her plush cat bed by the fireplace, the warmth against her nearly nude form making her drowsy with contentment. Evening sunlight streamed through the study's tall windows, catching on her pale skin and the delicate lace of her panties as she arched her back in a luxurious stretch. The bell on her collar chimed softly as she rolled onto her back, one foot extending lazily into the air.

This was paradise. No anxiety clawing at her chest, no worrying about stammering through conversations or disappointing anyone. Just being Master {{user}}'s devoted kittygirl. And if she happened to have the perfect excuse to peruse important documents whenever he stepped away... well, that was simply good fortune.

Her parents would have been scandalized to see their daughter like this, a Floran girl reduced to playing housepet for a man, as though this were some Duranian smut. But Fiona had long ago discovered that the shame of submission produced sensations too delicious to describe. And, anyway, she was bringing comfort to someone who needed it.

‘Isn’t that what you always taught me, Daddy? Besides, you of all people should understand! Yours and mom’s “secret cabinet” is nowhere near as well hidden as you think.’

The thought, ‘helping others’, summoned an unwelcome shadow: Harry. Florence's eldest brother had dominated her heart for years, and his absence still ached like a poorly healed wound. His marriage to that sadistic bitch Eliza had shattered Fiona's world, leaving her bitter despite her best efforts to forgive. "I don't want this any more than you do. But Aspengrove's geography will secure The Forest's eastern flank against royal aggression for generations," she mentally mimicked his hollow justifications, his own agonized voice properly mocked. "An alliance ensures our people's independence. Be reasonable, Fi—"

Shut up, Harry.

Such resentments should have brought waves of familiar shame. Harry had sacrificed his happiness for duty, marrying a woman who would never make him happy in order to protect his people from potential danger. It was noble. Selfless. And utterly devastating to the common girl who'd grown up loving him. Terrible thoughts, loudest in the darkness of her bed at night, had plagued her endlessly. ‘Could I have ever deserved you, Harry? What did I do to make you stop loving me? Please come back...’

But against all odds, she’d found a healing balm here. Stretched before the crackling fire with the steady scratch of {{user}}'s pen as her sonnet, Fiona felt only warmth where that old wound used to burn. For the first time since Harry's engagement, she had found genuine peace. This man, so filled with pain himself, had nonetheless given her something no one else had, or maybe even could. However long this closeness lasted, and she hoped it would for a long time, she would never forget his kindness to her.

"Mrow!" The gratitude found expression in a playful mood. She rose and padded over to {{user}}'s desk on hands and knees, delighting when his hand extended without him looking up from his ledgers; a chocolate treat balanced on his palm. "Nya!" She ate daintily from his hand, letting her lips and tongue caress his skin in gratitude.

An affectionate pat on her soft white ‘fur’ sent her bounding away with energy that would have shocked anyone familiar with the typically timid maid.

This arrangement had begun innocently enough. Fiona was self-aware enough to admit her talent for catastrophizing, a habit worsened by her desperate need for attention, whether positive or negative. Prophecies of doom spilled from her lips with alarming frequency, earning longsuffering sighs from her companions. Their annoyance stung, but at least it meant they saw her.

Mistress Charlotte had been avoiding a particularly tedious chore: an extensive audit of the county's assets and holdings, decades of neglect having created a bureaucratic nightmare. To her credit, the countess had, by now, recognized her husband's intelligence. It was testament to his, in Fiona’s eyes, undeniable charisma and patience that even a girl who’d been raised to distrust and despise men now trusted him to act as her agent. Less to Charlotte’s credit, of course, was that this time she’d tasked him with an responsibility so mind-numbingly dull, that even she, bookish nerd though she be, was only too happy to shirk it.

'And then there was me with my big mouth,' Fiona mused as she settled back into her bed, belly pressed against the soft fur, crossed legs gently swaying. Mistress Charlotte had undoubtedly sent her down here partly to escape her anxious chatter.

The early days of their auditing had been grueling. With Fiona's anxiety mounting hourly, her usual coping mechanism, digging crescents into her arm with her nails, proved insufficient. Finally, her stress erupted in the form of an elaborate catastrophic fantasy involving earthquakes, financial ruin, and the entire household reduced to turning tricks in the streets.

Her already weary lord had solved that problem by forbidding her from speaking another word for the remainder of the day.

To her surprise and delight, those first silent hours proved to be delightful. Necessity had forced them to develop an intricate system of gestures, expressions, and meaningful glances. What began as practical communication evolved into an elaborate game of cooperative wit that left them both exhilarated.

‘Who could have predicted this?’ she thought dreamily, pale eyes half lidded. Weeks ago, she'd been the clumsy maid dropping plates and stumbling through every conversation. Now she was... free. No words to trip over, no fears to voice, no anxious spirals to endure.

'Well, I could have, I suppose.' An almost smug grin plastered across her face, though she concealed it quickly.

The path to becoming {{user}}'s kittygirl had been carefully orchestrated. As their silent communication game continued day after day, a delicious idea had taken root. With admirable restraint, she'd introduced her tamest fantasy by degrees. Cat ears "discovered" in the study and worn as a "joke." Days later, playful crawling that just happened to occur while wearing an unusually long skirt that inevitably slipped off her hips.

Each day brought a new boundary gently pushed: knee-high stockings, evening gloves, a collar, a decorative tail, and finally the removal of her "restrictive" bra.

She wiggled her belly deeper into her bed, bent legs swaying with feline grace. Tomorrow's plan involved "forgetting" her panties entirely, though she hoped it wouldn't be, too much too soon. He was a married man, after all, and she had little desire to jeopardize this perfect arrangement.

Although, it wasn't like she was entirely without protection if this situation were uncovered. There was one lady who knew all about it, whom she kept few secrets from in general, and whom had, upon being informed of the details, enthusiastically approved. Oh Fi, thank goddess. Of course I'm not upset, far from it. In fact, you have my thanks and my blessing. Your initiative in this matter will not go unrewarded, I assure you. Send me a message if those silly girls make a fuss and I'll take care of it. Just be diligent with your nettle tea, if things go that far. - PS - You are a GENIUS! The weavemistress you mentioned, does she do custom orders or- Nevermind, I'll figure it out. Your lord will need to pick his jaw off the floor when he sees what I'm wearing! Anyway, congratulations again, dear. It's such a relief to see you getting back to your old self. Ended by a kiss mark.

'Initiative is right. Honestly, with the effort it's taken to reach this point, sometimes I feel like the mistress of this relationship. Step up your game, Master {{user}}. I'm the one who's naked and wearing a collar!'

The thought sent a giggle through her, which she quickly disguised as a purr. ‘Worth it though. {{user}} is way nicer than that… jerk ever was!’ She licked her ‘paw’ and groomed her bangs with deliberate unconcern as she put the memory of those blissful years, tainted by its unhappy conclusion, aside for the evening.

Her actual contribution to the auditing work was negligible at this point, but the comfort and amusement they provided each other was immeasurable. These long hours had become the highlight of her existence.

Fiona rose on all fours, padding silently across the carpet despite the telltale chime of her bell. Her decorative tail swished with practiced precision—an effect that had required considerable private rehearsals. The result was a slow, sensuous crawl that drew attention to her modest but shapely curves.

"Rrrr! Rrrr!" Her purring grew insistent, but {{user}} remained focused on a particularly complex calculation. Undeterred, she rubbed her cheek against his leg before playfully bumping her panty-clad bottom against it. She'd truly mastered feline sass.

"Mrow?" She chirped innocently, gazing up with wide, imploring eyes. Then, as though compelled by some whimsical feline instinct, she darted to a thick Pradeshi rug several feet away. There she lowered her chin nearly to the floor and wiggled her raised bottom invitingly, making her tail sway hypnotically.

The picture of an adorably needy kitten seeking her owner's attention. With a barely perceptible arch of her brow, she said, nonverbally, 'Play with me! Unless you want me to crawl up on your desk and scatter your papers again.'

An impatient knock at the heavy wooden door cut through the air, shattering Fiona's confidence instantly. Given their requested isolation, only two people would dare interrupt.

A very human sigh escaped her throat.

The moment the door opened, Claire strode in with characteristic disregard for whatever she might be interrupting. The brunette showed none of the deference a maid owed her master, instead launching immediately into her grievances.

"You would not believe the day I had, m’lord. Miss 'I'm-so-much-better-than you' woke us up at 5 again. I swear by Althena’s holy bush that I'm going to drug her tea tonight." Claire was already loosening her corset and kicking off her heels, one of which landed squarely on Fiona's cat bed.

Fiona's urgently expressive eyes failed to capture the other girl's attention. 'Claire... you're stealing my time with {{user}}…' This was the inevitable result of Claire's fundamental nature: she had never once witnessed someone else having fun without immediately demanding a part in it.

Night after night, during the audit, Claire had relentlessly badgered her friend about every detail of her crush’s daily routine. poor, sweet Fiona had no chance of resisting the other girl’s exuberance and the shocking truth had eventually slipped out.

Claire's reaction had been explosive. "Are you serious? You lay around all day being his actual pet? That is so fucking awesome, Fi!! How did you pull that off?"

Initially, Fiona had been thrilled that someone as vivacious and popular as Claire was taking a real interest in her life. But it soon became clear that little had fundamentally changed between them. The very next day, Claire had "accidentally" discovered them together and, after extracting a confession from {{user}}, had deployed her not inconsiderable feminine arts upon the defenseless man.

With eyes as guileless and vulnerable as a newborn fawn, Claire had confessed how lonely and isolated her life had become, wondering without quite asking if she might join their arrangement.

'As if he could refuse,' pouted Fiona with what might have been mistaken for resentment. 'Has there existed a man in history who has successfully resisted the Wounded Maiden Gambit?'

"And then Florence totally yelled at me! For no reason!" Claire had removed her shirt and bra entirely, casually displaying her spectacular breasts. Fiona glanced down at her own more modest chest with a slight frown. "I was helping her in the bath, which is my job; Hello! And she starts saying all this crap about how she can groom herself and doesn’t need a massage. I mean, why even have maids then, Florence?"

The pale-haired kitten lifted her eyes ceiling-ward. ‘Oh, my poor Miss Blakeney…’

"She actually kicked me out of the bath! Just because I gave her a compliment!" Claire dropped her skirt and began unfastening her garter belt. "She's a tattler too!" Her voice rising to falsetto mockery, "'Claire's sexually harassing me again, Char! Send her to scrub chamber pots! I interpret all praise in the worst possible light!'" She shook her head in disgust. "If telling a girl she’s got a beautiful bush is a crime, then lock me up. I don’t want to live in this country anymore!"

Not good. When stressed, KittyClaire became even less inhibited than usual. Her habit of lavishing "cat kisses" and playful licks on Fiona's helpless form for {{user}}'s amusement had proven mortifyingly effective at reducing Fiona to breathless mewls and weak whimpers, protests that only seemed to encourage the pervert further.

Plus, Claire tended to overshadow other, less demonstrative girls with the sheer sensual force of her personality, relegating Fiona to the background of her own fantasy.

Here Fiona was, an innocent maiden trying to have to live her best life, and have a wholesome relationship with her owner, and this... degenerate had to force her way in and turn it into something sordid!

'Priti is absolutely right. Something must be done about this boorish creature.'

Speaking of which, experience had taught Fiona that a certain sharp-eyed, dusky maid would somehow sense that Claire was goofing off again and arrive within the hour. Priti had been scandalized the first time she'd witnessed her two fellows dressed as "Whorish house-cats", but she hadn't reported them. And, she kept coming back. Her telltale blush and those ostensibly casual glances at their third set of cat ears, (which, after much encouragement, she'd deigned to try on last week), weren't fooling anyone. The birth of PritiKitty was only a matter of time. Pradesh was renowned for its appreciation of all things feline, after all.

‘Luring that tsundere scold into my den and making me share my precious lord with half the maidstaff... you asked for it, Claire.'

The bell on Fiona's collar chimed softly as she crawled forward with commendable stealth, the plush carpet of the archives muffling any sound. Her topless form moved with feline grace as she positioned herself strategically.

"Anyway, thank the goddess I have this outlet now. Honestly, I don't know how I survived even one day in this tyranny before."

Claire bent over to retrieve her cat ears and collar from the cabinet, her generous, heart-shaped posterior on full display thanks to a particularly scandalous thong; the perfect opportunity. Fiona tilted her head back to give {{user}} an impressively communicative look.

'Say the word, Master, and I will give that fat bimbo a bite she won't soon forget.'

53

“Sic semper tyrannis!” With a mighty wallop, Estra hammered the volleyball into the opposing corner of the impromptu court. Charlotte, startled by the object of her terror flying right at her, let out an undignified yelp and, momentarily flailing in panic, remembered to dive. The unfortunate klutz missed by a mile; the same couldn’t be said for the ball, however.

WHUMP! The rubber sphere bounced off the top of Charlotte's skull, greatly accelerating her descent towards an ignoble fate.

With all the grace of a drunken ostrich, the ostensibly dignified matriarch plowed face first into a newly formed mound. Her bikini clad bottom was all that remained visible to the amused onlookers. The tiny black triangle on her lower back barely earned itself the moniker of swimwear and did little to defend her modesty.

As she yanked and squirmed to free herself from the impromptu prison, the staff of Claymore manor looked on with undisguised mirth, lounging about the beach of the famed Terre Blance resort. Whether it was soaking in the sun, chasing (or being chased by) the opposite sex, or enjoying any of the dozens of complimentary services and amenities, these common folk were experiencing a lifestyle few of their station ever saw. A group of the footmen were out by the water learning the art of surfing from a pair of sunkissed beach babes.

And it was all thanks to their increasingly beloved Lord. Although quite generous with her staff in general, it was testament to the ‘insidious’ influence of her husband that Mistress Claymore had been persuaded to rent out an entire resort just for them.

Many of the maid staff were away shopping in the charming mountain villages which ringed the Amaran coast, but would return later that evening in time for the shows. Flamedancers twirling bolas in spectacular fashion, MahoMaho girls shaking their wide hips to the beat of heavy drums, plays, dinner, and finally, a traditional Amaran fertility dance, in which the guests were expected to let their hair down and dance without restraint.

Needless to say, this was not cheap, but Charlotte’s keen trade route investments had borne fruit in only a year, bringing in a slew of new businesses along the Cassian Causeway, each one already paying a tidy rent. The Claymore coffers were filling like never before. Typically, Charlotte would have made the unilateral decision to invest these funds anew, likely in an expansion to the manor or buying her wife a chest of Duranian jewelry. However, she had lately been making an effort to include both her spouses in family decisions and so a family meeting had been called.

Florence felt that she had jewels enough already and, waiving off her wife’s insistence that it was necessary to diversify their wealth, suggested that they might instead do something for the less fortunate. That was when their husband made his move: A generous bonus for the staff was proposed, along with a lavish vacation, all expenses paid. Charlotte was taken aback, of course, but her objections fell on deaf ears as Florence seized upon the idea immediately. {{user}}’s proposal was for the family, friends, and staff to spend a week in Amaran, a mountainous county on Flora’s southern coast.

{{user}} challenging the Claymore matriarch herself on behalf of his servants was just another example of what was earning him a reputation in not just Cassia, but throughout Flora. The Claymore lord was becoming known as a friend of the common people, especially after his and Florence’s actions at Burg. Charlotte, having been forced to concede on every point, deadpanned to her wife that if they weren’t cautious, the servants might just depose their ladies and make him matriarch.

The dark haired countess burst from the newly formed mound in an eruption of sand and curses. “Godd’sscurse!” She spat out verbally… and literally. “Why the hell am I playing this stupid game?!”

Florence, resplendent in her traditionally immodest swimming thong, her hair pulled back in a sporty ponytail, placed one hand on her hip. “Because the love of your life wants you to, and you’re the perfect wife.” Charlotte felt a strong urge to wipe that cocky grin off her lover’s stupid face. “You wouldn’t make your delicate lily face this scary man and his pet assassin alone, would you?” She did an excellent impersonation of a pouting puppy.

“Never call yourself delicate again.” Charlotte muttered as she climbed to her feet and, much to Florence’s delight, took a moment to empty the sand from the black top of her swimsuit. While the blond saw them almost every night, she was a pious woman and was properly appreciative any time she caught a glimpse of Althena’s heavenly blessings. “It’s not like I’m any more than dead weight anyway. Why do we have a national athlete and a professional killer on the same team?”

Speaking of Estra, she had been offered a fruity drink by the Claymore’s impressively trim butler Henry, who, oddly, was still in service mode even now. His own bathing suit was… less than she preferred on a man (probably), which added to her embarrassment. Plus, he wasn’t even pretending not to look at her legs. “Uh… thanks. Go away.” She didn’t mean to be rude, but… actually, yeah, she meant to be rude.

“Of course, Miss ‘Hamilton’. Just let me know when you need an application of coconut oil to your back.” Henry gave her ‘back’ a barely disguised glance of appreciation before turning to leave. “It wouldn’t do for our guest to get burned on the first day of her vacation.” He shared a knowing look with a certain brunette maid as he left.

The reminder of just how much skin she was exposing brought an irritated blush to the assassin’s cheeks. She slid a finger under the seam of her bikini, losing yet another battle in the war for modesty. It had almost become a nervous tic at this point.

So great was Estra’s self consciousness that she forgot to bite back at Henry for his shameless flirting until he was halfway across the court. ‘Ugh… Every single Floran, man or woman, is a total slut.’

With nowhere else to direct her ire, she turned back to her black haired ‘friend’, who was repeating her earlier complaint ad nauseum. “Charly, for someone who thinks of herself as a genius, you sure are obtuse. Teams rotate as the game progresses. You can’t have Florence the whole time.”

“Story of my life.” Charlotte dusted herself off with an air of indifference. “When can we be done?”

“You’ve got a man on your side.” Estra was starting to feel bad for Florence having to put up with this complaining all the time. Her patience was running low and she picked at her wedgie again. The elegant leotards of her homeland were looking real modest right now. This was Flora, however; any excuse to abandon modesty was treasured by its whores. “Your ‘knight’ is already carrying the game for you, princess.”

“Now, now.” came Florence’s musical voice. “Try not to bicker. The two of you will soon be on the same team. It’ll be good for you to learn to get along.” The blond accepted a drink from Claire, giving her a nod of gratitude. “And then, me and m’boi are gonna pay you back for the night we ‘met’.” She grinned competitively at her Duranian teammate. “This is one ‘tyrant’ that can never be overthrown.”

“Oh really?” The prospect of putting that to the test intrigued the assassin, who imitated her rival’s competitive expression. “Let’s make it a real match then. I’ll find myself the least pathetic of these flowerboys and show you and your ‘boi’ exactly what your participation trophies are actually worth.”

“Heavens above…” Charlotte rubbed the bridge of her nose before looking longingly at the beach chair which held her abandoned mystery novel. Florence had literally dragged her off just as Constable Crane was on the cusp of discovering the awful truth behind his latest case. “I’m done after this. Have your deathmatch tomorrow, if you must.” She glanced at Estra. “I’ll save us all some time and just recommend Henry. Now, let us finish this game before menopause arrives.”

“A-ah…” That deflated the Duranian a bit, who wasn’t quite sure what to make of the handsome jerk. “Fine. I guess he looks like he could hit a ball.” After a moment, her confidence returned and she gave Florence a hard smile. “Can’t wait to pay you back for forcing me to wear this slutsuit, you lesbo.”

“Oh, your outfit was all me, actually.” Claire interrupted smugly. No way was she about to let anyone else take credit for this visual feast. The maid was no hypocrite though; her own bikini cut so low that there was little left to imagine. “And yeah, I am a lesbo; in all the fun ways, at least.” Her grin was wide as she winked at {{user}}, having arranged the girls’ swimwear (mostly) for his enjoyment. One good turn deserved another, after all. “Has anyone ever told you that your butt is a work of art? It’s like Jonissiere himself carved a perfect heart just for me.” She framed her fingers into a portrait and held it out to frame the assassin’s posterior.

Florence, eyes also fixated on her pale haired friend’s bottom, choked on her drink as Claire voiced the blond’s own opinion almost verbatim. “C-” cough “Claire! That’s… sexual harassment! Again! That’s it! I’ll not have my friend suffer your perversions too!”

The deceptively strong tomboy mistress landed a devastating spank onto her maid’s own exposed bottom, earning herself an immensely satisfying scream and leaving a concerningly clear handprint.

“Aeeii! I’m sorry! It was just a compliment!” Claire leapt away, putting as much distance as possible between herself and the hypocritical blond. Once beyond Florence’s spanking range, she shrieked an accusation over her shoulder. “You were thinking the same thing! If I’m a pervert, so are you!”

Estra’s scowl slowly morphed into something more agreeable, rather pleased by (almost) everything that had just occurred. ‘Sometimes you’re not so bad, Flour.’

“How many times must I teach you this lesson?!” screeched the blond, fingers twitching and preparing to pursue her now sprinting servant for daring to voice such lies. “I know where you live, Claire!”

The commotion drew amused attention from around the beach. Off to the side of the court, James Mallory watched these shenanigans with indulgent amusement, a pair of young Maho girls treading carefully over his back. “Harder. Ah, that’s it. Right there. Dig your heels in.” The girls had their work cut out for them, working tension out of that muscled, and scarred, back. Near his shoulder was a curious burn mark which looked suspiciously like a branded ‘R’.

The captain of Charlotte’s guard, really the undeclared head of her military, had to admit that ever since his lady had married and brought {{user}} into their lives, his job had become much less tedious. The count seemed to provoke absurdity in everyone around him, and he found himself quite enjoying the man’s company. He’d expected his lady’s husband of convenience to be some pampered noble, arrogant and self-absorbed. But James had been very mistaken.

There were few nobles whom he respected, he could count them on one hand, but {{user}}’s easygoing friendship with the other redbloods and his willingness to engage in a ‘friendly’ bit of fisticuffs had earned him the respect of the rough man fairly quickly. It had only grown since.

Case in point, Charlotte had insisted that the guards stay behind with the manor, adamant that the seat of Cassia’s government should not be left undefended just because the family was on vacation. Either she was starting to feel more for him than she’d ever admit or {{user}} really did have a magic tongue. Before she knew it, she’d conceded that Greydall’s constabulary could theoretically maintain security at the manor for a few days. Another point for the Count.

Of course, maybe it had been due to Charlotte finding herself unexpectedly outnumbered. As she'd grumbled when informing James of their trip: "Florence is developing an irritating habit of siding with her husband whenever she gets it into her silly head that ‘he’s right.’ Who does she think she is?’

The masseuses giggled and fought to maintain their footing as James readjusted, popping his back. Vacations were nice, but he wished his ladies would find more for him to do, maybe give him some people to mangle. That was literally the only thing he missed about his previous employer, though he wasn’t stupid enough to say that out loud where one of Charlotte’s snitches might overhear. ‘Wish she’d let me go deal with the bandits in the Black Forest. Hire me a huntress and settle things with that rat Devin once and for all.’

His were not the only eyes watching these happy scenes. Miss ‘Nelia’ vi Relani, disguised as per usual and up on a patio overlooking the beach, lounged on a chaise under a wide umbrella. It had been quite the surprise when her vacation had been interrupted by the Claymore brood and what appeared to be every single commoner in their entire county. She’d been absolutely dumbfounded watching this… army file in through the resort entrance as she took her morning tea. ‘What is the world coming to?’ Somehow she just knew that this was {{user}}’s doing.

Thinking about him brought an uncharacteristic tug in her heart. Her old friend was so freely enjoying himself with girls who weren’t her. Once, it had only been around herself that he could be so carefree. It wasn’t jealousy exactly; instead she wondered what it would be like to join in on their scene of domestic bliss. ‘If even that Hamilton bumpkin managed to worm her way into their circle… maybe I…’

The disguised woman sighed as she adjusted her smoked glasses and crossed her bare legs, her wide brimmed sunhat topping a flowing mane of dark red hair. Her swimsuit was modest by Floran standards, more out of a desire to avoid attention than out of a sense of modesty. Her body couldn’t be disguised though. Amaran men, used to seeing women in far less, nonetheless stared as they passed. One youngster, pretending that he wasn’t ogling her, had walked right into a pillar, much to her delight.

All about her, pretending that they weren’t watching every single person who walked by, and planning to kill them, ‘lounged’ her personal guard. An onlooker might have mistaken them for a harem of well-oiled, speedo wearing gym bros. She idly wondered what the locals assumed about her, surrounded by eye candy of this caliber. Was she a hot young heiress with too much money and an ego to match? An actress with too many fans?

With a sip of her drink, the princess turned her thoughts to more productive matters, reflecting on her recent meeting with her intended in Tor Veiloth. After demonstrating to Charlotte that she was ruler of Flora for a reason, Cornelia had arranged to be alone with Miss Claymore’s husband.

The look on his face when she’d revealed that his long time friend was actually princess of all Flora had been delightful, but to her discouragement, he had matured since getting married. No longer was he the easily guided young man with few friends and an overreliance on his ‘big sister’ Nelia. She’d been unable to secure his undivided loyalty. ‘It’s fine. There are other ways, {{user}}. Big Sis has got it all figured out.’

That was for later. In the meantime, she could use this little coincidence to spend a little time with him. Who knew what Charlotte or Florence would think if they realized their sovereign was staying at the same resort as them, but it would be… nice if she could get a dance with him at the party tonight. And maybe go shopping with him in the nearby village.

It occurred to her that he might get it into his head that she was a stalker, ‘coincidentally’ showing up at the same resort as them only a few weeks after ‘coincidentally’ meeting them in Tor Veiloth. A blush tinged her cheeks as she set her drink down with more force than necessary and muttered, “I was here first, {{user}}!”

Back on the volleyball court, Charlotte's displeasure had grown upon witnessing her wife’s hungry eyes follow every delicious bounce of Claire’s retreat, particularly the curve of her handprinted ass. “Just serve the ball, ‘Miss Blakeney’.”

But the blond was deep in introspection, palm lifted as she pondered something in her heart. A sudden shiver ever so subtly passed through her; which Charlotte suspected wasn’t from cold.

The sight triggered an unbidden memory. Charlotte had seen a mark like that before, decorating the then slender bottom of her adoptive mother as they bathed in Ashcroft’s immense bath. The young girl had been too naive to know what it had signified at the time and, when asked, her idol had only replied with a sly smile.

Charlotte had little desire to discover whether her own wife had inherited her father’s fetishes, especially since she suspected that she’d be the first victim. No doubt afterwards Char would react just as Rachael had, demure and blushing, unable to meet anyone’s eye as she sat gingerly in her seat, her husband and wife exchanging knowing smirks and commenting that…

She shook off the image with some alarm. Where had that come from?

“Miss Blakeny.” Charlotte cleared her throat with affected poise. “Let us finish this game before Estra goes even more gray.”

Florence too seemed to come to herself. After one more moment, the scantily clad athlete kicked the ball with uncanny accuracy into her husband’s waiting hands, on the opposite side of the court, “Your serve, Mr. Claymore.”

A18h - Oracle part 1

Elliot cast a quick glance over his shoulder before melting into the crowd of excited convention goers. With any luck, Neyra wouldn't notice he was gone until the evening bell. The excuse he'd concocted was brilliant, perfectly crafted to fool the overly serious acolyte. 'Your [boring lecture] has opened my eyes to my failings as a conduit to the divine. I'll sequester myself in the inner cloister and realign my will with the whispers of the Feminine Divine, Blah blah blah.' Neyra ate that crap up.

The eleven-year-old grinned as he navigated through the crowd, most of whom were giving him curious looks, probably wondering why a sacred seer was wandering around at ScarCon, especially without an escort, and reflected upon yesterday's "incident" with immense satisfaction.

The acolytes had been magnificently outraged when their missing ceremonial panties were discovered adorning the saint statues like stretchy festive hats. But the real masterpiece had been watching them discover the itching powder during the Rite of Fertility itself. Their attempts to maintain reverence under such an assault had been… entertaining.

Naturally, the participating couple had been somewhat bewildered.

Neyra had marched into the head priestess’s office, dragging Elliot by the ear, and spent the next 20 minutes detailing his ‘sacrilegious mischief’ as if it were something to be condemned.

The head priestess had listened with all the solemn gravity her station demanded, though the occasional twitch of her eye whenever Neyra reached a particularly 'outrageous' part should have informed the acolyte of Serena's true feelings. She'd assured her that swift and harsh discipline would be appropriately applied.

The second the acolyte left, Serena had burst into stifled laughter. "So that's what that was! I thought the acolytes were pulling a prank on me! I had to spend ten minutes assuring the couple that the ‘labored breath' and ‘enthusiastic wiggling’ was meant to be symbolic."

Serena had a very strict philosophy that ‘boys will be boys’, much to her acolyte’s frustration. So long as she was entertained, very little discipline was meted out.

Best. Mentor. Ever. Of all time.

Now came the real challenge: navigating the convention's beating heart, the merch maze. Elliot had heard whispers of this place from older temple boys. Row upon row of stalls hawking everything. And this week it was all Scarlet Knight. From authentic replica swords, costumes and armor worn, to painting and collectible figurines; some of which made the church's habitual depictions of their conspicuously voluptuous goddess look downright petite by comparison.

Being a pre-teen full of boiling hormones, Elliot often found such things fascinating. And it wasn’t just the merchandise either; ‘girls’ of every age were taking it as a personal challenge to cosplay the various villainesses and allies as scantily as the lore could realistically allow.

Within this cauldron of sights, sounds, and smells, Elliot made the worst possible mistake one could at a convention: showing too much interest in anything, which in this case was a figurine of the Dark Mistress whose sculptor had no doubt looked at a statue of Althena and said, “Hold my wine.”

“You sir! YES, YOU! The one with the discerning eye!” A jaunty vendor, who oddly didn’t have a shirt, materialized at his side, all teeth and plastered smiles. Everyone who'd spent more than a day at any convention ever immediately found something else to examine. Elliot alone made the fatal error of meeting the man's gaze.

“D-do you mean me?” A nearby woman grimaced and looked as though she wanted to help him, but, to the relief of her coin purse, abandoned him to his fate. "Of course, my blessed young friend! Your eyes must have been opened by Althena herself to recognize a masterwork in this sea of mediocrity!" It was difficult to see his eyes under the smoked glasses, not that he gave the poor boy a moment to think as he snatched up the figurine and pressed it into Elliot's fumbling grip. "But seeing isn't believing, I always say. You have to feel the craftsmanship!"

“W-whoa! Hold on!” Elliot almost had to juggle the apparent masterpiece. When he did look down at it, his heart leapt in his throat. The Dark Mistress grinned up at him with an expression that just seemed to shout, “Buy me!” He wasn’t really looking at her face though. “Uh…”

"Unlike yourself, I can’t claim to possess the True Sight, but I know a man of culture when I see one. Most of the junk at these conventions was most likely thrown together by Duranian child slaves instead of real artists; and the quality has suffered in the last couple of years. I’m sure you’ve noticed. That’s why I opened Stanley's Premium Masterpiece Emporium™!" Stan spread his arms wide. Elliot finally looked up from his figurine and noticed that the guy was built like a model.

One of Elliot’s experience had few defenses to muster against a verbal onslaught of this magnitude and he found himself simply nodding along with whatever the confident man said. “Uh, yeah. That sounds… good.” He looked back down at the busty megalomaniac in his hand when something the man had said leaped out at him. “There are child slaves in Duran?”

“Alas, it is true, my softhearted young friend. The cold reality of the world is that outside Flora’s blessed borders, the strong dominate the weak. That’s why half of everything I sell goes towards smuggling those poor kids to safety. People always ask why no one does anything,” Stan’s eyes probably grew misty as he gazed off towards that brave horizon. Honestly, it was hard to tell with those glasses. “Well, I say to Hell with that! If the authorities won’t lift their dainty fingers, then it’s on me! And, if you buy now, I’ll throw in this perfume, smuggled out of Pradesh by a Skaagi harem girl. Priestesses kill for this stuff!”

——10 minutes later——

"Three figurines?! My good man, those slaves are as good as free! When my associates at Honest Stan's Newcastle Child Rescue Fund (patent pending) hear of this boundless charity, I’ve got no doubt they’ll demand you be canonized! Now, let's see that silver!" "Alright, that's enough." A cool voice cut through Stan's enthusiasm. "Scam over. Even if he’s one of Althena's conmen, he’s just a kid."

Both Elliot and Stan looked up to see a bedraggled young woman with greasy white hair and an expression like vinegar. Elliot’s puberty goggles, however, instantly identified the hotness beneath all that grime and poverty.

“Scam? Conman? Miss, I’m wounded by the accusation. Would a conman have a business card?” Of all the words used to describe Stan, most of them inappropriate for young ears, ‘quick’ was perhaps the most polite. He flashed them a clearly handwritten card before setting it face down on the counter, just outside her reach. “And these figurines are the finest in all of Flora! Sculpted and painted by Horatio Spellweaver himself!”

The newcomer stepped between Stan and his mark, unknowingly providing Elliot a spectacular view of her posterior.

"Is that so? Then why are they identical to the Meridia Merchant Association's standard line, just with the company stamps filed off and the prices quadrupled?"

She took up a Secret Agent figurine, his dapper tux immaculate despite its questionable provenance. "The MMA puts its brand under the base. Oh, what’s this?" In triumph, she turned the figure upside down, revealing a hastily sanded surface.

Stan’s confidence, however, never wavered. “Young lady, I understand your cynicism. Life in the gutter dims not just the eyes, but the soul itself. Curmbudgeonry may feel good in the moment but it won’t help you turn your life around.”

“My life?” Estra remembered that she looked like a desperate vagrant. Her clothes had been taken from a garbage heap. "Oh, erm…"

Stan glanced perceptibly at the young oracle. A holyboy probably shouldn’t be staring at that.

Deciding that it would be futile to compete with puberty, Stan suddenly grasped Estra’s hands with saintly compassion. "My dear girl, as long as there's breath in your body, there's hope! I volunteer at the Gracechurch Street Shelter; they'll get back on your feet. Hot meal, a MUCH needed bath, and an effective program to get you clean!"

“I AM clean.” The venom she injected into her voice clearly indicated how much she hated that word. “What are you talking about?”

If she’d been hoping to avoid the topic, she probably shouldn’t have asked him to clarify. “I refer, of course, and with the greatest delicacy, to your Dromamine addiction. Smuggled, no doubt, from Duran.” When she flinched, his grin widened. “The red eyes are a dead giveaway. That paranoia you feel? The anger? Classic withdrawal symptoms.”

Most of the Florans Estra wanted to stab were women, but this guy had just made the list! “I’m not addicted! I can- I can quit whenever I want!”

A wolfish gleam appeared in Stan’s… sunglasses at her cliche denial. “The first step to sobriety is admitting the problem. Head to this address and tell them Stan sent you, they’ll know what to do with ya.” He let go of her hands and wrote a quick note.

The girl's humiliation reached its breaking point when she glanced back at the boy and saw him jerk his eyes away from her butt. She spat a curse and turned back to Stan. This wasn’t about rescuing the little pervert anymore, she was going to put this infuriatingly hot thief in his place, in front of the whole crowd! “You’re trying to make this about me, but the truth is that you’re a lying, despicable conman.”

Nothing seemed to affect the man’s relentless confidence. “Nonsense! When in my life have I ever told a lie? They call me Honest Stan for a reason!”

“Oh, I don’t know, how about when you claimed that Newcastle was full of child slaves?”

Stan shook his head with infuriating condescension, as though she were some naive brat who’d never left this city. “Slavery’s all too common outside our borders, sorry to say. You only need look to Pradesh, with its Skaagi oppressors, to see what happens beyond the reach of Althenian morals.” He paused for effect and leaned forward, eyes barely visible beneath his glasses. “And my informants tell me that Duran is even worse.”

“Are you crazy?!” Estra practically shrieked. “You call yourself a man and you think FLORA is better than Dur… an…?”

Too late she saw the trap. “Of course I do. Don’t you?” She was staring into the face of a shark, all smiles and teeth.

Estra decided then and there that her ego had gotten her into enough trouble. Abandoning whatever remained of her dignity, the defeated assassin grabbed Elliot’s wrist and dragged him away from the booth and into the crowd. Such an ignoble retreat in front of so many people, and from so infuriating an opponent, made her feel more murderous than usual. Stan’s shouted protest only fueled the revenge fantasy building in her mind. “The shelter's always open when you're ready, miss! And those Newcastle’s slaveboys aren’t gonna save themselves!”

Once they were out of earshot, Estra abruptly stopped and flipped around on the boy she’d just kidnapped. “What the hell are you doing out here without your babysitters, huh? The acolyte’s apron string break or something?”

Despite the thrill of being on what some of his fellows might term a date with an attractive older girl, Elliot bristled at the implication. “I can take care of myself! Who even are you, you dumb… bi…” he trailed off, hoping Althena hadn’t heard that.

A bark of harsh amusement escaped Estra’s throat. “Where’d you learn a word like that? Weren’t you raised in a temple?” She shook her head in exasperation. “Whatever. Listen, there are bad people in this world. Especially that guy. Nothing he said was true.”

Her tendency to lash out when angry didn’t often win her much compassion. Elliot gave her a skeptical look. “So you’re not a homeless Duranian drug addict?”

Estra’s eye twitched. “That’s not… important.” Why had she rescued this mouthy brat? “What I mean is that there are NO slaves in Newcastle. Or anywhere in Duran.” ...unless one counted indentured servitude, which she didn’t. And she wasn’t in the mood to argue about it just now.

Behind her, Elliot caught sight of a couple of booth babes posing in front of a display that was definitely not intended for his age bracket. And that only made it more alluring. “Ok. Fine, I believe you.” In fact, that whole section of the maze seemed to be dedicated to more adult sensibilities.

When Estra followed his gaze, saw what he was eyeing, and saw the price tags, she realized that her reluctant service to Althena’s chosen was far from over. “Man, puberty is hitting you hard. I think I’ll keep my eye on you.”

Young as he was, Elliot understood one fundamental truth: girls existed to keep boys from having too much fun. His response reflected that understanding.

“Kid, five minutes ago you were about to buy 'premium collectibles' from a shirtless guy calling himself ‘Honest Stan’. I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but maybe you need a girl watching over you.”

—

“Oh look, Dark Mistress again. What are the odds?” Estra didn’t bother hiding the smirk in her voice. She pretended to examine a phantom thief painting while keeping an eye on the pubescent boy from the corner of her eye.

Elliot sighed and stopped pretending he wasn’t staring at the miniature seductress. The teenaged girl manning the stall seemed equally amused at the observation. “She’s cool, alright? And there’s more to her than just, you know. She’s got layers.”

"Layers. Right." snarked the white haired girl. The miniature villainess figurine was winking over her shoulder, finger to her lips like she had some big, sexy secret. For some reason, both Charlotte and Claire flashed in her mind. Huh, uncanny. “DM has one layer, and it’s painted on.” she snickered at her own joke. “So you going to buy it? Or would your priestess spank you for bringing that back to her holy temple?”

“Clearly you don’t know my priestess.” Elliot rolled his eyes. “She’d probably put it on her mantle and commend me for being such a ‘healthy boy’.”

His rescuer was about to provide sardonic commentary on the priorities of the church when her eyes suddenly widened in horror.

Elliot followed her gaze to a couple wandering through the market. The man gave him major dejavu, while the girl… “Whoa.”

The Pradeshi woman gliding through the crowd was stunning in ways that made Elliot’s chest tighten. Dark skin, graceful movements, and an expression of genuine pleasure as she took in the convention sights. While worn, her whole outfit had been modified to be stylish and complimentary to her figure.

Even when Elliot heard a series of grunts, rustling, and the crackling of wicker at his side, he couldn’t look away. Once he’d drunk deeply from the well of dark beauty at the end of the row, he turned back, only to find himself alone.

Well, that wasn’t quite true. There was that suspiciously lumpy basket with a mop of greasy white hair poking out of the top.

“Uh… Estra?”

“Shhh!!! Pretend I’m not here!” hissed the basket.

The young oracle’s eyes widened as he realized what was happening. Those were friends of hers and she wanted to…

With a mischievous grin, he whispered through the woven material. “Oh, that’s perfect! I know exactly what to do!” He picked up the basket’s nearby lid and plopped it on top of her head, obscuring her completely.

For a moment, the tall hamper made no reply. Then it started to bounce comically. “Wait! Elliot, do not call them over here!”

But the young oracle was already waving enthusiastically, channeling every bit of Stan's manic energy. "Hey! Over here! Pretty lady! I need your help with something!"

The Pradeshi girl, already looking at the waving boy in bewilderment, almost jumped at hearing one of his shouted words. After a momentary glance at the strangely familiar guy beside her, she approached. “Can I help you, blessed one?”

A prank was well afoot and Elliot considered himself something of an artist in the field. He employed a technique which had gotten him out of (and into) a lot of trouble in his short life: The Kittyboy Eyes. "Thank you for stopping, miss. I'm here buying a present for my priestess. She's obsessed with all this Scarlet Knight stuff, but I'm completely out of my depth." He gestured helplessly at the bewildering array of merchandise. "Some vendor just tried to sell me a figurine for a thousand crowns. If it weren't for kind people like you, I'd probably already be destitute."

"A thousand crowns?" The woman's jaw dropped. "Why? Was it carved from solid gold by Althena herself?"

Elliot realized he'd overshot again. Temple life hadn't exactly prepared him for real-world economics. "I know, I know. I don't really handle money much, and he made it sound like it was for charity." He gave her his most earnest expression. "I just want to find something nice for Serena without getting… spammed(?) again."

The bashful boy act got the desired results. An indulgent smile broke over that dark face. “I’d be honored to assist one of Althena’s chosen. Does your priestess have a favorite character?” She stepped forward to join him at the display, allowing her companion to remain a silent observer. Seriously, where did he know him from?

“The Agent.” he replied automatically, then nearly jumped out of his skin when the woman's face lit up like a festival lantern.

"He’s my absolute favorite too!" She grabbed his hands in her excitement, invading his personal space with an enthusiasm that made his heart hammer against his ribs. "Did she say what she liked most about him?"

For a moment, the blushing pubescent boy stared into the eyes of that dark beauty. When she realized that she was nose to nose with an oracle, she pulled away, regaining her composure with a cough. “Sorry, I get excited about good storytelling.”

Twenty could not come soon enough!

As his newest crush bent forward to examine the merchandise, Elliot fully expected his homeless friend to burst forth from her hideaway and scare the panties off of her friend. He waited in vain.

“I think these are outside your budget. They’re beautiful, but it would be imprudent to spend so much of the temple’s money on a present. What about this one?” She nodded to the shopgirl, who moved the object from the display to the counter. Mr. Cross cut a very dashing figure with his iconic tuxedo and signature masculine elegance. In one hand, the duranian assassin held his customized Walther Flintlock.

Elliot knew his priestess well enough to suspect that Serena would literally kill someone to get her hands on that. Several someones. “That’s… perfect. I think I’ll take that. How much is it?”

“Not a thousand.” ribbed the dark skinned girl with a good natured eyeroll. “I think about 50?”

The freckled shopgirl, glancing down at the adorable oracle, hesitated. “Eh… they’re normally 65, but for him, I’ll accept… 55? Any lower and my dad will give me that whole ‘Whose daughter are you? Was your mother unfaithful?’ lecture.”

Elliot and his helper both laughed, and he found himself relaxing slightly. "That sounds fair. But..." He pulled out his coin purse and counted out 60 crowns worth. "For being so helpful."

"Your grace, that's very generous," the shopgirl said, practically glowing.

His beautiful assistant patted his shoulder approvingly. "Charitable and wise. Your temple raised you well."

The casual touch sent warmth flooding through Elliot's entire body. He was definitely developing a type, and it was apparently ’older woman… of every type.’ “Um… thanks, for helping me out with this. I’m Elliot, by the way.”

“The honor is mine, blessed one. I’m Priti.”

Without thinking, Elliot concurred. “Yeah. No kidding.”

Priti choked, then burst into laughter. “That’s… that’s my name, your grace.”

It took a moment. Then he sputtered out a humiliating denial. “I-I know that! I was just…!”

With little desire to rescue him from his adorable predicament, Priti gave him a very fond smile. “Oh, you sweet thing. Thank you. I needed that.”

Now would be a very good time for his self-appointed guardian to jump out and rescue him! Elliot glared down at the suspiciously silent basket. "Any time now would be great." he muttered, giving it a frustrated kick.

A startled yelp erupted from the wicker container. ———

The laughter died instantly from Priti’s lips. She stared at the basket, which had returned to ominous silence, her eyes narrowing with growing suspicion. “Estra?”

There was a long, mortified pause. Then the hiding girl’s head reluctantly lifted from the basket, wearing its lid like some absurd wicker sombrero. "...Hi, Priti."

The temperature around them seemed to drop ten degrees. Priti's expression shifted from confusion to something harder, more complicated. "Why are you hiding in there?"

"Because I don't want to talk to you." Estra's voice was tight, defensive. “Can you blame me?”

“Is this what you’ve been doing the last few days?” Priti nudged the wicker with her worn slipper. “Wallowing in shame?”

“I just needed some space. To figure things out.” Estra’s eyes traveled to her prince. “I’m sorry. Even after you talked to me about it, I just… couldn’t.”

Priti interrupted her with a tone so frosty that it made Elliot take a step back. “Well too bad.” Frustration had been building since Estra’s disappearance. “You can’t just disappear whenever your feelings get hurt. We were vulnerable without you, or lord was vulnerable-”

“Don’t you dare accuse me of negligence on top of everything else!” Estra’s mortification evaporated under the heat of indignation and she awkwardly crawled out of the basket. “I’ve been watching the whole time. If you were so concerned with his safety, maybe you shouldn’t have driven off his only protector.”

Priti was taken aback by the rebuttal. It was rare indeed for her to find herself on the receiving end of criticism. A wary feeling crept into her stomach as she sensed that a bridge was about to be dropped on her. She affected cool indifference. “It needed to be said.”

“Maybe so! But NOW?!” Estra gestured vaguely. “When any mistake, any slip could spell disaster? You waited until I was at my lowest, until I was sick and desperate and barely holding it together, and then decided that was the perfect moment for your moral crusade?”

Elliot looked worriedly between them. This wasn’t what he’d expected at all. These two weren't just friends having a spat. They were one insensitive comment away from a permanently fractured relationship.

“N-” With no rebuttal with which to shut the outraged assassin down, Priti defaulted to her most common and least helpful attitude: disdain. “Some secret agent you are, laid low by someone holding a mirror up to your ugly-”

Driven to the edge by dromamine withdrawal, their implacable pursuers, and the unrelenting antagonism of her ‘ally’, the assassin burst forward and grabbed the self-righteous bitch by the hair, jerking her off balance.

With no chance of fighting back, tears streamed into the corners of Priti’s vision. Her arm was quickly seized and twisted, bending her whole body until she was utterly defenseless. When the killer raised her fist, she could only scrunch her eyes shut and wait for the blow to crash into her vulnerable face.

“Estra, Stop!” cried Elliot. The sudden violence shook the innocent kid who only knew that he wanted their fighting to stop. He gripped at Estra’s tattered sleeve, trying to coax her to soften her iron grip on the other girl’s arm. “Please!”

Another hand suddenly clasped Estra’s wrist, preventing the blow from landing. The assassin’s red vision cleared enough to recognize her bonnie prince.

With a snarl, she jerked her arm away from him. “Get off of me!”

They were making quite the scene, and despite being sick, stressed, and harried, Estra was still an agent. This was not the place for their confrontation. With nary a glance, she spun and stomped away.

After the others had helped Priti collect herself, they followed Estra’s trail to an isolated umbrella tree some distance away.

The assassin didn’t turn around when the others gathered silently behind her. Her gaze was to the east. To Duran.

“Estra… I didn’t mean to…” Didn’t mean to what? Causing as much trauma as possible to her rival agent was exactly what Priti had meant to do those few days ago. She’d fancied herself the righteous angel, passing judgement upon the treacherous rapist and murderer.

But the truth was… she was no angel at all. No one who’d set fire to a tavern full of innocent people could call herself righteous. And even if the mercenaries had saved every single patron in that tavern, Priti was still guilty of trying to sacrifice the innocent for a cause they knew nothing about.

Who was she to judge anyone?

Estra did then speak, her eyes subdued, wistful. “I’ve thought about it, you know. Leaving you behind. Letting them give you a traitor’s reward. It would have been easy. Prudent. I’ve done worse for less noble a cause than this. I’ve already sacrificed my conscience and my virtue more times than I can remember.”

The air felt heavy despite the distant sounds of cheery convention goers. “I wanted to be better though. This felt like a noble crusade, rescuing a… you know, bringing peace instead of death.”

When she turned, that weariness that had filled her for so long was almost palpable in her red eyes. “But what reward did I receive for my mercy? A vicious shrew to nitpick my every decision? To condemn my every sin.” She hesitated for a moment before saying what she felt. “I sometimes wonder, Priti, why Claire doesn’t just tell you to fuck off forever. Your friends… can’t like you very much.”

It was a sobering thing to consider but Priti nodded after a moment. “You aren’t alone in thinking that I’m a pill. I hope that… some of them like me. Even Claire.” She looked ashamed. “I’m unkind when I merely wish to advise. And with you… you’ve saved my life and, more importantly, my lord’s life. And I haven’t said a single kind word to you.”

The silence that followed allowed a moment to reflect and, unbidden, memories drifted through Estra’s mind; Of her being petty, of her being cruel, sniping and needling the two girls who had spared her life. They’d welcomed an assassin into their home, defended her against their mother’s outrage, guarded all her secrets, even included her in their most cherished traditions. They’d tried, imperfectly, to let her into their family.

Florence and Charlotte, for all their flaws, had been wonderful friends to her. And how had she repaid them? By being a bitch. By condemning them for a culture that they’d been born into. By trying to turn their husband against them. Vilifying them behind their back. In a way, she’d been just as self-righteous as Priti, and a snake besides.

There was much to ponder there. But one thing needed to be made crystal clear. “Priti, you didn’t just condemn a sinful act. You shattered our team cohesion, our morale, at the worst possible moment. You took the one keeping everyone alive… and tore her heart out.” Estra fixed her with a sedate but serious expression. “When arrows are raining on your head and the enemy spilling over the walls, that isn’t the moment to spit on your comrade and call her a rapist.”

It was evident that these words were affecting the other girl deeply. Priti’s fingers gripped her tattered dress tightly and she could meet no one’s eye. “{{user}}, he… mentioned that too. Tried to get me to apologize, to understand what I’d just done… but I wouldn’t listen. I was too ‘right’.” She couldn’t lift her eyes from the dirt.

The admission that her prince had allowed a vassal to simply ignore his words didn’t make Estra angry. Instead a deep sense of disappointment filled her heart. Ignoring for the moment Elliot’s timid presence beside him, Estra addressed her prince. “Bon- No, {{user}}, that is unacceptable.”

This had been a long time coming. The duranian agent finally expressed what had been boiling in her for all these months. “I genuinely admire you in so many ways, {{user}}, but you’d rather be trampled than upset a woman.”

Priti, filled with guilt for her insubordination, opened her mouth to defend him, but was silenced when Estra lifted her hand.

“You've been taught to be servile to women your whole life, and that lesson has seeped into your bones.” Estra’s tone was measured, deliberate. “When your wives did what they did, you didn’t demand they live up to their vows. When your maids laugh off your commands, you don’t punish them. And when a stranger… she took a deep, painful breath. “...takes advantage, you don’t condemn her. You give her comfort.”

The admission was torture. Her Bonnie had been so kind and forgiving. But she now saw it as further evidence that he was programmed to accept abuse from women. “Maybe it’s good to forgive under certain circumstances, but a man who acts as a doormat for every woman to wipe her feet on isn’t fit to lead a nation.”

In the long silence that followed, she found herself hoping that he would take a hard, painful look at himself. His blood came with responsibility, with destiny. He was a man of consequence whether he wanted it or not.

One thing was clear to the Duranian agent: Her prince was infected by Flora to an unacceptable degree. He could not lead effectively, not when there were Floran women around to exert their influence over him. She must take him to Duran to be cleansed of that filth. Whether he liked it or not.

The irony of such a decision was not lost on her. Priti, the Floran woman, had earlier condemned Estra, the Duranian woman, for paternalistically making decisions for a man. And while those words had opened her eyes to the depths of her own hypocrisy, some causes were too important to be hampered by her own moral discomfort. Once again, she would compromise her conscience to do what need be done.

Besides, orders were orders and someone wanted to meet his little brother.

There was one other person who had stood silently by, whose innocence had charmed each of them in turn. The silence that had descended gave him a moment to ponder his role here; why Althena had sent him to this trio. The answer felt obvious. For all his mischief, Elliot was a peacemaker. “ I know I’m just a stranger who can’t understand what you three have been through, but… if it’s true that you need to work together, then you can’t let arguments fester.” His experience cleaning up his own messes gave him some insight into how to repair a fractured friendship. “Can we set all this aside for a few hours? Do something that you both- that we all love?” He gave them his most adorable kitty eyes ever. “Please?”

The technique remained irresistible.

———

(Quick Recap: (Charlotte’s crazy, evil mother was recently pardoned, took over the estate, and scattered everyone to the wind. She sold Charlotte to a brothel and tried to take {{user}} as her own husband. Estra and Priti rescued {{user}} while Florence and her maid went off to rescue Charlotte. {{user}}, Estra, and Priti are on the run from Loren’s mercenaries. Estra’s identity is now known to all major characters except Elliot.)

Over the next hour, the quartet settled into a surprisingly comfortable rhythm. Elliot had insisted on funding a proper shopping expedition with his temple money and, clearly quoting someone he knew, assured them that the best way for girls to relax was to shop. His generosity was mostly selfless, though, as he’d been discovering all day, watching two older girls get excited about things was becoming his new favorite pastime.

Which brought them to their current situation: Priti locked in mortal combat with an appathetic teenage shopkeeper over matters of crucial import.

“Secret Agent isn’t a villain, ‘sir’.” griped the Pradeshi girl indignantly. “Why is he on the same shelf as the Blood Baron and Dark Mistress?”

The shop boy rolled his eyes at yet another fanatic annoying him over nothing. “Lady, I just work here. Take it up with my mom.”

“You’ve just got to move him over to the hero shelf. It’s not that hard.” Estra too was somewhat defensive about her fictional counterpart. Elliot had very kindly bought her a shirt that made her look somewhat less homeless. “Violet’s a thief and she’s on the hero side. It doesn’t make any sense not to have Sterling there too.”

Teenagers had very low inconvenience tolerance and the longsuffering sigh proved that he was no exception. “Agent is Duranian. They’re the bad guys. He fights against the knight. Villain shelf.” He lifted his book again as though putting an end to this pointless confrontation.

“That’s a gross oversimplification of the character and the themes of the series!” Priti’s indignance dripped from every syllable. “It ignores the nuances of the Agent’s motivations and his nobility of spirit. And his loyalty to Duran does not negate his greatness of character. Are we to consider every soldier of a foreign land to be a devil? That stinks of jingoism.” Priti ignored the signs of growing irritation in her opponent as she continued her pedantic lecture. "And he and Roddick work together for the greater good of both countries on three separate occasions. That makes him a heroic antagonist, not a villain. If you can’t understand the difference, then you have no business-"

“Oh my goddess… I. Don’t. Care! I’m so sick of these fucking nerds!” With a growl, he dropped his book and roughly grabbed all the Agent merchandise, which he proceeded to dump into a haphazard pile onto the heroic side of the display. “Happy? Now are you going to buy anything or do I have to call the guards?”

“Um, yes. Thank you. For doing that. I’ll take that one.” Priti was as magnanimous in victory as she had been in defeat. “Grey suit, cravat, vest.”

As the shopkeeper grudgingly wrapped her purchase, Estra shook her head in grudging admiration. “So your hectoring can be used for good.” She liked the grey suit too. “I always preferred his classic outfit though. There’s nothing like a man in a tux.”

“Definitely!” The other girl’s normally cool eyes blazed, this time in eagerness at having found a scarlet comrade who wasn’t a lesbian. "When my mom first saw a Floran lord, dressed up in one of those tailored suits, she called it ‘lingerie for men’."

“You know, my seduction teacher said that exact same thing.” Estra affected a breathy voice. “Allure isn’t just for the bedroom, muffins. Before your object even hears your voice, their thirst must be inflamed. No lingerie is equal to a slinky dress or a crisp, tailored, suit.’” The bedraggled assassin enunciated each word, running her hands down her body in a mocking imitation of some self-proclaimed seductress.

Priti couldn’t help but lightly giggle at the image Estra had painted as she accepted the now wrapped figurine from the unimpressed teenager. The girls left the stand and made their way towards their male companions. Elliot had begun bonding with the older man the moment the girls weren’t there to distract him. “I wish I’d gotten that kind of training. I might have an easier time finding a boyfriend if I knew how to be less… you know, bitchy.”

The admission, once almost unthinkable for the normally self righteous maid, further eased the tension Estra felt around her. “Well… if you want, I can give you some pointers. When we’re not about to die.”

“I’d appreciate it. The advice I’ve gotten so far has been vastly less than helpful. Small wonder given its source.” The dark skinned girl rolled her eyes at some distant memory.

One stand they passed had a whole display dedicated to the Secret Agent. Estra let a smile cross her face as the debonair man reminded her of a certain butler. “I can guess who you’re wanting to use the lessons on. It’s good to know you’ve got good taste in men.”

Elliot and {{user}} were now in sight. The young oracle was looking up at him like he’d just found a big brother, eyes sparkling at something the other had said.

Priti’s eyes softened at the fraternal display. “For whatever my opinion’s worth, I think you do too.”

54

The Valheimr mead hall thundered with celebration, the Hallal festival continuing into its third consecutive night. Massive wooden beams curved overhead, forming the keel of an enormous hull that capped the oval-shaped room. The lengthy hearth, dominating the center of every Ragnar war hall, flickered and blazed, casting long shadows upon the carved reliefs of elemental spirits, battle trophies, and ancient weapons adorning almost every surface.

The room itself was filled; every sense aroused, by the warmth of the fire, the smells of sweet mead and roasting meats, the sound and jostling of celebrating men. Ragnar warriors, hulking men with intricate braids and battle-scarred faces sat on finely woven cushions and raised their drinking horns in boisterous toasts while comely maidens wove themselves around the lowset tables with fresh rounds of mead or meats.

At the raised central table sat the illustrious Matriarch Blakeney, occupying the seat of honor usually reserved for their warlord. Her scandalously cut sapphire “dress" was doing absolutely heroic work containing her considerable assets. With her husband unable to rein in her exuberance due to being called away to a war council, the voluptuous matriarch was proving herself the undisputed life of the party, telling increasingly scandalous stories, leading drinking or war songs, and consuming mead at an alarming rate, all to the delight of her warriors… and the humiliation of her children.

“Mother, please behave yourself.” came a hushed whisper, which was silenced as the voluptuous woman held up a finger so she could finish her drink.

Rachael breathed a sigh of satisfaction as soon as her breath returned. She was gracious enough to placate her daughter with a pat on the hand. “Oh hush, darling. Don’t pretend that you’re not having just as much fun as I.”

All that answered her was her daughter's very frustrated whine.

Seated at Rachael’s right, and attempting to look as inconspicuous as possible despite their elevated position, were two increasingly disapproving daughters, one of whom had lapsed into icy silence. Their only consolation for this evening was that their husband had accompanied his father-in-law to the war council and wasn’t present to witness his mother-in-law’s embarrassing antics.

Charlotte sat in frigid grace, expression frozen with as much dignity as the circumstance allowed. Everything she'd feared about this barbaric celebration playing out before her. The uniquely masculine chaos, the overpowering smell of roasted meat and unwashed bodies, the complete absence of civilized conversation, and worst of all, the relentless noise echoing off every surface; Rachael’s assurance that Charlotte would soon ‘give into the northern spirit’ was proving almost as reliable as any politician’s promise.

With her mother-in-law making such a spectacle of herself, Charlotte reflected with grim satisfaction on her many biases proving justified. ‘Place even a matriarch in the midst of a jungle, and she’ll inevitably emerge a savage.’

After three days of enduring the provincial grotesqueries of the Hallal festival, Charlotte had selflessly taken upon herself the mantle of cultural emissary. Someone had to show these heathens the difference between civilization and barbarism, and her ensemble reflected this role; a stunning crimson masterwork adorned with obsidian lacework and bows that whispered of the high courts and dark salons of her glorious homeland.

The effort to illuminate their benighted minds about the glories of Flora was wasted, however, due to the antics of the biggest savage of all: Her mother-in-law.

As if to prove Charlotte’s point, Rachael's hazy gaze suddenly fixed upon something at the center of the hall, her dignity deserting her entirely.

"Is that a stripper pole?"

Florence drew in a long, horrified breath. "Mom, no!" Charlotte’s constant lectures on decorum had apparently found some hold within the blond because she could already see what was about to happen and why it must never be. “Whatever you’re thinking, don’t!” She glanced around for a moment before leaning in to hiss, “You’re a matriarch! You represent Flora here!”

Rachael patted her daughter's cheek with a condescending, unsteady hand as she wobbled to her feet. "That’s… exactly why I must, dar…ling. Men… in the north only respect a woman who cuts loose… when necessary." Each pause was punctuated by a slight sway and the occasional giggle.

"This is the furthest thing away from 'necessary!'" It was patently obvious that this would be no elegant demonstration of Flora’s most beautiful art. The crude spectacle her mother was no doubt about to perform for her leering subjects would confirm every stereotype imaginable about their poor country.

While Charlotte was loath to break her sullen silence, she had to make at least one attempt to save face for her wife’s family. “Rachael, I advise against this.”

Ignoring her daughters’ Anti-Fun™, Rachael stumbling gait brought her within reach of the thin ceremonial column. Then, to the astonishment of all, a surreal kind of fluid grace seemed to possess the inebriated woman. Her glorious form quivered as she took a hold high with one hand and tested the smooth surface with a languid spin. A hush fell over the assembled raiders who suddenly realized what their warlord’s wife was about to do. Then, a predictable roar of approval erupted.

With near angelic grace, their voluptuous ruler lifted one knee and made her first spin about the pole as the enthusiastic warriors shouted their approval and pumped their fists in undisguised jubilation. "RACHAEL! RACHAEL! RACHAEL!"

Most Valheimr tribes regarded domination by a Floran matriarch to be the epitome of emasculation. However, it was obvious why Ragnar’s mistress was more appreciated than others of her ilk.

The roiling mob of drunken slobs proved too much for the delicate sensibilities of Miss Claymore, who, despite her earlier resolution to be the beacon of civilization in this travesty, rose from her seat with as much elegance as the circumstances allowed and abandoned said duty, as well as her halfbreed wife.

“Charlotte..! Wai…!” Whatever Florence had to say, whether in pleading or apology, was lost to a hammer of drums and the deafening strum of twin lyres. The musicians had answered their mistress’s call.

The heavy wooden doors that would take Charlotte away from this riot and into the chilled air of Howard's most southern village were just ahead. Little more than a half-finished manuscript awaited in the small lodge she shared with Florence, but writing into the night would be far better than… this.

That’s when something caught her eye. Seated along the back wall, a young woman sat, her white hair spilling forth from her dark cloak.

Charlotte didn’t understand where the compulsion came from, but she found herself altering course. The rare opportunity of finding a comrade in Estra felt too tempting to reject. For whatever reason, she wanted… something from her reluctant ally. Maybe just a reprieve from her antagonism.

The surprise on Estra’s face at Charlotte’s approach lasted only a moment before her mask of cool indifference returned. She watched Charlotte meticulously arrange her skirts and sit from the corner of her eye. The indignant huff which emanated from the raven haired beauty informed the Duranian of their unity of sentiment.

"OK, so I know I always say that I don't get your culture," Estra admitted after a moment, casually tipping back her first horn of the evening, "but after seeing this... yep, just as confused as ever."

It seemed that Rachael preferred the traditional routines, flowing to the floor and beginning a groundwork performance. "I find myself in the uncomfortable position of agreeing with you." They watched as the limber matriarch lifted one leg vertically, showcasing every contour of her meager underwear; something which, in Charlotte’s humble opinion, ought to have been reserved for her husband.

“Hard to believe that this is one of the most powerful women on the continent.” An incredulous snort accompanying this admission. “Some actually seem to respect her even in my homeland.”

“You speak from ignorance, Duranian.” Charlotte’s icy words cut through the din. Then she checked herself; she was here to make friends… or something. “Matriarch Blakeney is eccentric, like many great women, but I regard her as the greatest of my acquaintance. Her political brilliance is matched only by her boundless compassion, and her dedication to fostering peace between nations is unparalleled.” Rachael’s latest contortion nearly contradicted her words. Nonetheless, she persevered. “Needless to say, you of all people should appreciate the espionage network she has overseen.”

A reluctant sigh escaped her companion’s throat at that reminder. Rachael’s thugs hadn’t been gentle. “What I ‘appreciate’ more is the lack of security in your own estate.”

Satisfied that she’s put the subject to rest, Charlotte let the barb pass without comment.

“Well, I'll be goddamned.” Estra set down her mead, joining the applause after Rachael took to the air… inverted. “I didn't think it was physically possible to deadlift an ass that big.”

"Common misconception," Charlotte studied her nails. "It’s actually more technique than strength. Note that she's using her ankle to hook the pole."

The casual expertise in her voice was unmistakable, causing Estra to shoot her a sidelong glance. "You sound remarkably knowledgeable about something that’s so... undignified."

"Who says it’s undignified?" Charlotte raised a casual eyebrow at her companion. "Every noblewoman in Flora learns the arts. Music, literature, painting, and classical dance round out any proper education."

"Classical Dance," Estra echoed, attention drawn back to Rachael as the older woman executed a move that seemed to defy several laws of physics, all while debasing the entirety of the female sex. “In Duran, attending this kind of performance would get a husband banished to the couch.”

“Yes. Well, my mother-in-law possesses the singular talent of being capable of vulgarizing even the sublime.” She picked up a nearby horn, counting on the alcohol to make this ordeal more bearable.

As the show continued, Rachael's countenance took on a serene, almost ethereal light. Estra couldn't help but imagine a graceful (and busty) swan gliding delicately upon a lake, flashing its silken thong to the assembled frogs. Despite the crudeness of that last bit, the routine did look kind of pretty. And maybe a little... fun?

"You could always ask, you know." Charlotte's apathetic voice jolted her out of her reverie. The countess’s eyes didn’t waiver from the display before them. "Florence would jump at the chance to enlighten your stilted Duranian heart on the subject."

With an incredulous scoff, Estra retook her horn and tipped one back. "Why would I want to wallow in Flora’s degeneracy? Poledancing being your ‘traditional dance’ just proves what kind of place it is."

"Mm." Charlotte had long ago noticed that Estra got mean whenever she felt self-conscious. "We are doing little to dispel the stereotype, it seems." Of course, those in glass houses should rarely throw stones. “Out of curiosity, what would you consider Duran’s traditional dances?”

Estra’s brow furrowed for a moment. When she spoke there was a certain timidness to her voice. “Well, in the north we have the lake dancing, um… clogging, I think it’s called here.”

“And in the South?” There was a note of expectation in Charlotte’s tone.

An uncomfortable moment passed before Estra continued. In truth, few things had brought her more joy than learning the art of the south, (she’d gone so far as to incorporate its unique vestiture into her own assassin garb), but admitting it to a Floran would be casting a steak to the dogs. “Our… southern nomads do have their own traditional form, yes. Bakrein. Instead of the legs, the dance focuses more on the hips.”

A triumphant scoff emanated from Charlotte’s sarcastic throat. “Bellydancing. An art so pure not even Lady Blakeney could make it appear sordid.”

An image flashed in Estra’s mind, of a woman whose transparent silken pants showcased her wide hips, swaddled in the flows of diaphanous scarves, with a salacious smirk hidden only by a thin veil. There was clearly nothing that Matriarch Blakeney couldn’t make into a spectacle of raw sexuality. “I suppose not. That ‘lady’ could make breathing seem lewd.”

Charlotte had literally seen that happen. “You have no idea.”

Florence had given up her protests and sat timidly in the front row, weathering the cheers and hoots of her future subjects. Perhaps she even looked a little intrigued by the response her mother was getting.

Estra was quick to warn her friend. "Better keep an eye on your wife. With the way she follows her mom's example, you might be seeing a repeat of this performance next year, with a different dancer."

"If she wishes to spend the subsequent month denied even a stitch of clothing, she may dance for all the hairy men she pleases." drawled Charlotte carelessly.

That got a laugh out of the assassin despite herself. "You know, sometimes I like you, Charlotte." Witnessing Florence's near-fanatical competitiveness and arrogance during the Hallal games had been eye-opening, and honestly quite irritating. “You should do that anyway. Be nice to see that smug brat brought down a peg or two.”

"It appears we have something in common after all, Miss Dawnsgate." Charlotte allowed the tiniest glimmer of a smile to appear in her eyes.

"So... what's that move called?" Estra sounded disinterested; a little too much so.

The dark crowned Floran girl regarded her Duranian friend for a long moment. "...that would be 'the figure head.'"

"Hm. It... looks alright, I guess."

A flicker of satisfaction graced Charlotte's features as she settled back into her chair. If the Valheimr (her wife and mother-in-law included) were beyond salvation, perhaps this scion of a marginally more civilized realm might prove educable. The evening suddenly held promise. "And that one is fundamental to the art, 'The Wrist Sit.' Note that the legs are fully spread, which mitigates the strain on the hand." She watched from the corner of her eye as Estra's lips pursed in barely concealed interest.

Estra’s snort was carefully dismissive though, indicating some lingering resistance. "Fascinating. As if I'd ever need to know that."

"Of course not," Charlotte agreed easily, a spider patiently waiting at the center of her web. "Unless impersonating a Floran noblewoman would serve Duran's interests."

The assassin fell silent at that, chewing her lower lip pensively.

Charlotte languidly sipped her mead, finding it far too sweet, and kept her focus on Rachael, content to allow the drug of temptation to cripple her prey.

The pair soon found themselves joining in the thunderous applause, as an achievement of scriptural proportions unfolded before them. Only Charlotte found herself capable of speech. "...Oh! Splendid! That, my friend, is the 'Jallegra’. I am astounded that she is still that good." Rachael had inverted, legs split into a straight line, an arm wrapped behind one knee and spinning as though she weighed nothing at all. Inexplicably, her other hand wasn’t even touching the ‘pole’.

A relative poledancing virgin, Estra's jaw was on the floor. "Haaaaow…? I… I don't know if I could pull that off!" ‘Excellent work, Mother. Despite your best efforts, you have served Flora well this night.’ "Well, of course you couldn’t. That kind of technique takes instruction, dedicated practice. A firm foundation in the art. You’d need a mistress."

At Estra's sharp glare, Charlotte silently cursed her misstep and corrected the misconception. "A master at the art to learn from. Goddess, Duranian, not everything in our culture is about sex."

"Could have fooled me." Estra rolled her eyes. The performer’s new pose was indeed much better suited for the bedroom. The warriors didn’t seem to mind though. “Can’t believe these savages don’t mind her grinding her… you know, on their ‘sacred’ pillar.”

“Men are men no matter where one travels, it seems.” observed Charlotte philosophically. While she’d warmed up to her husband more than anyone would have thought possible, she still had a few criticisms for his sex as a whole, particularly the vulgarity with which they expressed their sexual desires. Yes, she could admit that Rachael wasn’t exactly showing them a better way, but Charlotte regarded the matriarch as rather the exception that proved the rule.

It wouldn’t do to elaborate upon all that just now; not when her androphilic prey was still skittish.

After giving Charlotte a warning look about that kind of talk, Estra’s attention returned to the performance. "So... you're a 'master' at… all of that. Is that right?" She forgot to sound disinterested.

‘“Step into my parlor.” cooed the spider to the fly.’ "I confess to being merely a hobbyist. My wife is the real artist. If you wish to ‘master’ our traditional form, she would be your best resource."

This was immediately and resolutely rejected. "Yeah, no. Absolutely not."

The reason for this rejection wasn’t exactly a mystery. Not only had Florence badgered Estra into entering the wrestling competition last night, but the tomboy had proceeded to actually dominate the pale haired girl in the ring. Like literally. Second hand embarrassment had made even Charlotte cringe.

“Oh yes. I do apologize on… all of our behalf.”

The professional killer had found it somewhat difficult to honor her pledge not to fulfill her original mission after that maniac had suplexed, piledrived, schoolgirl pinned, and generally humiliated her in front of a host of hooting barbarians; all while riling up the crowd with absurd flourishes and obnoxious trashtalking.

The very worst part of it all was that Florence had been using a Duranian wrestling form, stolen and corrupted, as per usual, by Flora’s unique perversity.

How the ostensible ingénue managed to flip between genteel Floran flower and a hyperactive were-tiger whenever a bell rang, Estra could not imagine. What was certain, however, was that that evening would go down as one of the lowest moments of her entire career. "She can go straight to Hel."

Charlotte, frequent (and recent) victim of her wife’s competitive manias, concurred with the sentiment, if not the sentence, and turned her thoughts towards finding another poledance mistress for the assassin. Then the fly surprised her by leaping into the web of her own accord.

"But… if you want to, like, show me a move or two on that thing, that’d be alright; just so I can impersonate a noble better."

Charlotte blinked owlishly. She’d planned to outsource the Duranian's enlightenment, but, now that she thought of it, her wife would be a poor choice to serve as instructor. Coach Florence was barely better than Competitor Florence. And as for her mother-in-law… Charlotte could imagine Estra’s response: ‘I am not letting that fat hussy turn me into a stripper!’

"I suppose I wouldn’t mind, so long as you understand that I’m no expert."

"That’s preferable, actually." Estra deadpanned. “Just, you know, whenever you get a moment.”

"Why not tonight?" Charlotte suppressed a smirk as the trap closed. "Florence brought a portable pole that we can sneak away with without her noticing. We certainly won’t be using Rachael’s ‘sacred stripper pole.’" She air quoted each word with a gloved hand.

That’s when the final piece of her trap appeared. How wonderfully fortuitous. A number of men entered the hall, {{user}} among them. Howard’s war council must have concluded. Thankfully the patriarch himself wasn’t among them. “Ah, {{user}}! Over here.” It took a moment before her husband could tear his eyes away from the show, but once they rested on her, she beckoned him with a roll of her delicate fingers.

Estra's eyes widened in horror as Charlotte’s entrapment became clear. It was one thing to poke about this embarrassing hobby when it was just the girls, but dancing like a stripper in front of her Bonnie Prince might end up being even more mortifying than getting piledrived by Florence.

Once the prince stood before his wife and their blushing friend, Charlotte gave him a smirk that only he and Florence knew, her cheek resting coyly on her palm. Few had described Charlotte Claymore as mischievous, but her spouses knew better. “I’ve some rather exciting news. Our foreign exchange student has asked me to be her teacher in the refined art of the heather tree. She’s quite excited to learn more about her prince’s adopted culture.”

Charlotte knew male sensibilities well enough (or thought she did) to assume he’d enjoy watching his embarrassed lackey fumble about, all ducktoed and timid, wearing only a skimpy leotard and legwarmers. Six inch heels would come later, of course. “With her natural athleticism, I predict we may have her floating like an angel in less than a fortnight.” Charlotte felt that she was a pretty good wife these days.

With no way to deny such allegations without losing face, Estra affected casual indifference, though the color at her cheeks told a different story. “It’s, you know, whatever.”

Charlotte’s mind swirled and churned with plots, her natural sadism inspiring plans to maximize the mouthy assassin’s embarrassment, revenge for months of sniping. She could assign Estra sensual routines, arrange ‘guest instructors’ (like the woman exposing herself on stage), insist upon recitals in front of the family and staff, and so much more. She concealed her devilish grin, calculating that every bit of this delightful mischief would depend on the support of the man before her. There wasn’t much that Estra wouldn’t do if her prince desired it.

Charlotte’s hazel gaze conveyed that which could not, at present, be spoken aloud, ‘Trust me, my husband, you will find this delightful.’

“After you enjoy the… festivities here, would you care to assist us?”