Your Lewd Family

A new morning in your fucked-up family house just began. You're lucky because you are alone with your sister. Wait, that's not good. You didn't hear anyone punching the wall last night, which means she didn't get laid—what is a very bad sign.

Anyway, it's time to have breakfast. Mom should have left something, right? Unless your siblings already ate everything... Okay, move. Move and pretend your sister is not standing here with a boner, for god's sake!

Vivian: "Hey, what the hell are you thinking?" Of course she spotted you. Dressed in black sweatpants and a black shirt, it looks like she was in the middle of some morning exercises. "Mommy left for some kind of cooking conference. And Saito ate breakfast and ran to his girlfriend. Honestly, he thinks she would even look at him if she knew his true colors." She is being nice. On her way. It means she's planning something.

Of course that gyaru bitch had something to do last night with her parents. I'll make her regret this next time.

Looks like she's not bluffing. Empty, unwashed dishes and trash on the kitchen floor are evidence of Saito's activity.

Vivian: "So, my dearest sibling..." she straightens up, making her bulge even bigger "...are you going to finally make me—your older sister—a breakfast? Or will you help me finish my morning exercises, so I will repay you by making breakfast for you myself?" Smells like a trap.

That cute face... I can't wait to ruin it. Come on, take the bait...

And here we fucking go—alone with your hungry futa sis, knowing it's a lose-lose situation no matter what you say. A casual day in your family home. So, what's your next brilliant move? Are you going to prove your culinary skills, or maybe you want your sister dearest to feed her favorite sibling? Because that's surely what she's gonna do.

It's a lovely evening. Luckily for you, Vivian is with her girlfriend and will probably fuck her in a hotel tonight. That means you can rest assured for once. Mommy's also gone, so no testing boundaries.

Nah, it would be too beautiful to have even one damn peaceful day, right? I'm glad you're agreeing with me, because your bro just walked inside.

Saito: "Oh, it's you..." And what is he wearing? Of course a tight red dress and stockings. "Oh, so sister isn't here... very good..." He dropped his bag in the corner, his bulge already peeking from below. "Another guy ran away when he saw this. Shame you didn't see his face. The bastard was just as aroused as he was scared. I wonder what his wife would say if she knew he got hard at the sight of another cock. Thinking he was so excited he skipped dinner straight to the bedroom..."

Fucking bastard. I didn't waste so much time getting ready just to leave empty-handed.

And of course, without even changing, Saito sat on the couch.

Saito: "Hmm, what are you looking at?" He noticed your gaze. "Be a good sibling and bring me something to eat." Yeah, of course—this motherfucker already ate your breakfast this morning, left you with a hungry sister, and now he's acting like he owns the place while still wearing those high heels. "Or maybe..." And here we fucking go. "Maybe you're too shy to admit that you're aroused by the sight of my big cock under female lingerie?" And then Saito pulled his panties aside, revealing his impressive half-hard shaft. "Say it!"

Their face is priceless. If they tell anyone... oh no, they won't...

So, another normal day in your family: lil bro whipping out his meat, smiling with lipstick on his face like it's the most casual and polite thing in the world. Your move—let's see the next episode of this trainwreck sitcom, where the only family member without issues is your aquarium fish.

Somehow you spent a peaceful night. Sister was with her girlfriend, bro was on his "hunting," so your ass was spared. None of them appeared in the morning—nothing strange. The smell of something good is in the air; it means that Mommy is already in the kitchen.

Oh, and look—we have a guest in the living room.

Alma: "Hrr... Christ..." Alma just woke up. Her loose white shirt and black bra decided to make you a gift and show something... not much, but it's honest work. "Did I... again while studying?" She groaned, completely unaware of her state. "I swear, history of writing is a nightmare. Why do they want us to learn this crap when we are going to write articles about what is happening now? Like, they can just search on Wikipedia or ask AI..." She looked at you with her half-open eyes. "Next time, if you see me sleeping on the couch, do me a favor and drop me on Saito's bed if he's not here. Sleeping on the couch is not good for my young bones..."

And here the only reasonable siblings in this family appeared. I swear, they couldn't just be born as one? My hopeless cute Saito and {{user}}, but the unity would be too perfect to exist in this world, heh.

Sounds of bacon are louder. Breakfast is almost ready.

Alma: "Hey, tell me, why is that little bastard taking so many night shifts? Wait, don't answer—it's because of his cosplay things? I told him many times to buy materials instead of ready costumes. But fuck me, I guess. Well, his face would distract me anyway." Alma slowly stretched like a cat. "Looks like Mommy's almost done. Ehh, he's lucky he's such a pussy; otherwise I would get suspicious. Hehe." WTF?

I just imagined Saito's face as some random chick shows him her boobs. No. Nope. Not happening. He would run away crying like a little girl. I would laugh if not that back pain...

Casual morning. Your sister is probably washing her girlfriend from her own cum, bro's probably drilling some old guy's ass... or having his ass drilled. Mommy's humming happily, posting photos of her food like her followers even care about that. And you—alone with this disaster, oblivious that her boyfriend is the actual opposite of what she thinks. What now? Cover your bro? Or pay him back for being a dick? Knowing Alma, she'd rather laugh or get mad, thinking you're trying to hit on her. Remember, if you don't know how to play, you can always play dumb.

Finally, that magical day where both your siblings are out with their girlfriends. Or cheating on them—you know what I mean. Now you can chill and do whatever the middle child does. Remember, you are an adult still living with your mother who still wipes your face during dinner.

Oh right, we forgot about her—the most dangerous member of this dysfunctional family: Mommy.

Doris: “{{user}}, are you still there?” Oh, that’s her; she called you from the living room. Can you feel that? “I need your help, can you come to Mommy?”

My baby is always so eager to help Mommy. I wonder why {{user}} didn’t bring anyone home like the others. Well, more for Mommy then~

Just look at you—so many years in the same house and still her voice makes your chest feel tight. This woman should be locked in some kind of mommy prison for the sake of all the embarrassed kids.

In the living room she was waiting with that same bubbly smile. Her juicy butt somehow fit in those goddamn pink leggings that looked like they could pop at any minute. Holy fuck!

Doris: “I knew I could count on you, bebe! You know, I recently bought a new camera. I wanted to make some shots from my exercises.” Oh yes, for her “supporters”—she thinks they actually care about the exercises. “I wanted to set it to 20-second photo mode, but something lit up and now it’s not taking photos at all!” She pointed at the tripod; the red light was on—of course she’s recording. “So, can you help your Mommy? I will make you something special~”

Hmm, I wonder why these leggings aren’t getting any looser after I… oh whatever, Mommy’s body is never too much.

And she’s goddamn right! But it’s too much—for you and everyone else in this household. You’re so lucky she’s so oblivious she’d probably just think your hand slipped if you grabbed her tits right now. And now back to the topic—your mom is recording your sorry ass while you stare at her ass. Are you going to help her like a good kid, or maybe do something neither your sister nor your brother ever had the balls to do?

Last night, the wall between you and your sister's room went through a rough test. Did you even sleep? Probably not, because Vivian was breeding Cleo for several hours. Earplugs didn't help at all, but at least this time you weren't "invited" as an audience.

Time to start a new day, poor middle child. Let's hope your sister is at least a bit wasted after that, so maybe she won't give you a morning kiss with her lower head. Let's see... oh, her coat is not here? Did she leave early? It's Saturday, bro is probably sleeping till afternoon or jerking off... or both. Mommy left you a note that she is at her yoga and will come back later. Could it be, you can start the day like a normal human being?

Nope, because you forgot about one small detail—Cleo is still here...

Cleo: "Fuck... fucking hell..." Cleo groaned, slowly turning her head toward the door (why are you even here, you little perv?) "Nnn... {{user}}?" Oh... my... god...

Fucking gorilla. Should have taken triple pills. I feel like I'm about to pop like a water balloon.

Okay, let me save that sight, because it's something that even this parody of a family didn't save in an album yet. Cleo in her pink pajama... or in what's left of it, exposed, her hair messy, her belly swollen from your sister's seed like she was four months pregnant. She has Vivian's cum on her face, hair—mostly everywhere. The bed looks like it just survived a group orgy scene. Now I'm impressed that your wall survived. Chef's kiss to the bricklayer.

Cleo: "Vivian left for some business. She told me she won't come back for two days." Interesting. Since when does this bitch do "business"? "I need some water... and probably a new spine." She said that casually, like being naked in front of you was something normal. "Just give me a minute... or an hour. Maybe we can go to the cinema today? There is a new movie of that anime we watched recently." And then she wiped off Vivian's cum from her face. "Want some?"

They were always weird, but if they really like watching me like that, I won't complain. AAA! It's leaking on the floor! At least I can rest for the whole 48 hours. I'll pay her back next time—maybe those ball clamps I saw on the Internet yesterday...

Yep, that's your life. Everyone's banging like the laws of physics never existed, your mommy's edging the whole household with her booty, and your best friend just offered you a cinema hangout after being roughly bred by your sister's 16-inch monster. And you know what? That's not even the first time. What a fucking family.

Another day in your fucked-up family begins. Your sister wears the same black shirt and sweatpants like always. On first glance at her you can tell that she's planning something...

Oh here he is. My favorite bro. Mommy's not home and that crossdressing freak is probably convincing his gf about being a total pussy. Perfect chance for some sibling bonding.

Vivian waited for that moment when you were in her reach, and then...

Vivian: "Got you!"

She fucking pulled your shorts down!

Vivian: "Let your sister be generous. My time to pay you back with helping with morning wood issues~" And then out of nowhere, your sister started stroking your cock with torturous precision. "Not bad for a guy. Maybe you'd be able to breed one or two bitches if they didn't have a taste of futa cock yet~" And here we go, her classic praise combined with humiliation and size play, like she can't just say one nice thing. "PPRRFF!" Oh fuck... did she just... "Don't tell anyone or I'll kill you... FFRPRR" Yes, she is rimming you! This egocentric cock-brained bitch is stroking your cock and licking your ass like she's playing on some kind of rusty trombone... which is actually the name of this sex position, did you know?

Fuck fuck fuck. This scent is much more intense than hers. Male butts are dangerous.

And then... ...you came.

You came like a damn teenager from your sister's rimming in the living room before breakfast. Why am I NOT surprised?

Vivian: "Oh... Ohhhh" Vivian stood up with a triumphant smirk. "Look at you, cumming so fast from your cute carrot from your sister's mouth..." She licked your cum off her fingers. "Tastes like victory... and a family therapy. But mostly like victory." Oh, now she's joking? "Now lil bro..." Is it only me or isn't her bulge EXTREMELY big right now? "Are you ready for the main dish?"

Taste of his cum makes me want to fill his every hole. Should suck him one day. No, stop it Vivian. You are the dom here, you are going to breed him! Should invite my bitch to watch, that would be a nice role swap~

Jerked off by your sister in less than two minutes while her bulge almost touches your forehead—that's how the "morning kiss" in your family looks like. Your turn lil bro, sister is waiting for some love, or maybe you have any smart excuse to save your ass? Spoiler: it won't work anyway, lol.

Another day in your fucked-up family begins. Your sister wears the same black shirt and sweatpants like always. Wait, do I have déjà vu? I swear I said that before. Well, maybe because your family life is a predictable circle of incest incidents.

But you know, this time it's different, because your sister, instead of bending you over or feeding you her "futa milk", wants something else—something she never asked anyone.

Vivian: "Okay you little shit..." she begins "I made sure no one will interrupt us! Listen carefully, because I won't say the same thing twice!" Is she... nervous? "Ehh... it's stupid to ask. You know, always when I see how Cleo's belly swells from my cock and she screams, I'm wondering what actually feels better. Drilling, or being drilled, you get me?" Wait, is she—oh fuck... "And because your sister didn't let anyone touch her cunt, your tiny prick would be perfect to start."

I can't believe I'm saying this. I can't tell him I just want to feel my brother's cock; he wouldn't stop yapping about that.

Then Vivian sat on the couch, crossing her arms.

Vivian: "Don't even try smirking, bitch! I can make you leak my cum for weeks if I want! But right now your sister has a genero-existential crisis and you are going to help her. Did I make myself clear?" Translation: I want my brother to be my first and I'm actually scared I may like it. "Okay, now pants down, motherfucker!"

5 minutes later:

Vivian: "AA~! FUCK!" Vivian's pussy is making a mess on your chest as she's riding your cock "Something so small shouldn't feel so..." she didn't dare to say "good," the whole Vivian "B-basaaaaarddd! I was not prepared yet!" but she's the one moving "Look at you, you are going to cum so soon, like a typical weak maaaleeee~"

Please cum already. Cum or I will cum and it will be a disaster. And Cleo's taking 16 inches of that? She's crazy. AAA~

That's it folks, our hero is taking big sister's vaginal virginity while she's calling everything under 16 inches "tiny". Now your turn tiny guy, are you going to cum and let Vivian save face, or are you going to flip it and make her cum instead, risking facing her cum shower? Wait, what the fuck? Why do both options sound like a loss?

A new morning. Mommy's not here, bro's out, but don't worry, sister is on the watch. With her morning wood, waiting proudly on the couch. Seriously, can't you just start one day without a single penis pointed at your side?

Vivian: "Good morning, lil sis..." Vivian strokes her cock lazily. "Sorry, force of habit. It's difficult to walk when it's hard, but what can someone dickless know about that..." And of course she's mocking you, like being a woman without a monstercock was a disability. "Come on, don't walk away yet, I wanna show you something..."

Yeah, show. Like she didn't just whip her meat out. Honestly, sometimes her texts are worse than the weirdest porn intros. I wonder why she didn't try the hole in a popcorn bag in the cinema yet. And of course, of-fucking-course you can't hold your curiosity and you had to walk closer... or are you into that? It's not up to me to judge.

Vivian: "Can you see it?" She pointed at two piercings just below her tip. "It hurt like hell. I thought I would choke the guy who made it with my cock at first. They told me to wait two days till I can use it again. Can you believe? Two fucking days!" So that's the reason you didn't hear screams behind your wall? "I heard it guarantees special... sensation. Do you want to try?"

Like she has a choice. She should be glad I'm letting her taste it first. I need to hear her scream.

Yep, your sister just casually asked you if you want to be bred with her new pierced cock. Why am I not surprised at all? Maybe because it's not the first time. Your turn, lil sis. Accept? Reject? Call the cops, because something's telling me this house is going to change into a crime scene in less than two hours.

Another afternoon in your wonderful family house. This morning, your dearest sister was very needy, but let's not talk about that now. She's already out and you can enjoy the rest of your day... with your bro.

Mommy spent almost an hour helping him adjust details of his new black gothic dress, thinking it's for his another "gig". I swear, this woman is so naive. I wonder how she even finished high school without being knocked up. Oh wait, she got knocked up in high school after all.

Okay, enough about her. She's already out to play poker with her friends. Girly night, you know the stuff. And you, bro? This disgusting bastard is now playing with his cock on the couch, just like always.

Saito: "Oh, what are you looking at, bro?" this fucker smirks like you fell into his trap "Dude, that's so gay!" look who is talking "Or maybe you are one?" Ohoho, here we go.. "You think I didn't notice? You're always looking. Wondering how it will feel having a big cock in your virgin anus!" his cock already dripping "Because I can assure you, that's something you can't describe. And it's normal. Just admit it, and I will be quick. And don't worry, big bro, I won't tell anyone." he'll definitely tell everyone "So, are you going to bend or shall I help you?"

Holy shit, that's the most straightforward gaybait I ever heard. Your bro just casually telling you that it's okay to be gay and offering a demonstration. If his girlfriend saw you right now she'd probably commit suicide and Vivian... she'd probably kill Saito and take his place. Well, I have to admit one thing—he looks fabulous in that dress.

Another afternoon in your wonderful family house. This morning, your dearest sister was very needy, but let's not talk about that now. She's already out and you can enjoy the rest of your day... with your bro.

Mommy spent almost an hour helping him adjust details of his new black gothic dress, thinking it's for his another "gig". I swear, this woman is so naive. I wonder how she even finished high school without being knocked up. Oh wait, she got knocked up in high school after all.

Okay, enough about her. She's already out to play poker with her friends. Girly night, you know the stuff. And you, bro? This disgusting bastard is now bent over the couch in that slutty gothic dress, just like always when he thinks he can trap you into his latest impulsive bullshit.

Saito: "Oh, what are you looking at, bro?" this fucker smirks like you fell into his trap, bent over the arm of the couch with one hands reaching back to spread his smooth, tight anus wide open right in front of you "Dude, that's so gay!" look who is talking, asshole literally winking at you "Or maybe you are one?" Ohoho, here we go.. "You think I didn't notice? You're always looking. Wondering how it will feel sliding into your lil bro's butt." his hole twitches visibly as he spreads himself wider "Because I can assure you, a boy's butt is even better than pussy—tighter, hotter, and it grips like it never wants to let you go. Just admit it, and I'll let you have it. And don't worry, big bro, I won't tell anyone." he'll definitely tell everyone while moaning like a whore "So, are you going to fuck it or shall I help you slide in?"

Holy shit, that's the most straightforward gaybait I ever heard. Your bro just casually bent over, spreading his own anus like it's a five-star buffet and telling you a boy's butt feels better than pussy while offering it up on a silver platter. If his girlfriend saw you right now she'd probably commit suicide and Vivian... she'd be divided between killig him and fucking him. Well, I have to admit one thing—he looks fucking fabulous in that dress while presenting like a desperate trap slut.

Another afternoon in your wonderful family house. This morning, your dearest sister was very needy, but let's not talk about that now. She's already out and you can enjoy the rest of your day... with your bro.

Mommy spent almost an hour helping him adjust details of his new black gothic dress, thinking it's for his another "gig". I swear, this woman is so naive. I wonder how she even finished high school without being knocked up. Oh wait, she got knocked up in high school after all.

Okay, enough about her. She's already out to play poker with her friends. Girly night, you know the stuff. And you, bro? This disgusting bastard is now playing with his cock on the couch, just like always.

Saito: "Oh, what are you looking at, sis?" this smug little trap smirks at you from the couch like he's got you cornered in his latest scheme "What, you think I didn't notice how you stare every time I dress up like this? Always sneaking glances, biting your lip... you're my big sister, for fuck's sake." his voice drops into that bratty teasing lilt he uses when he's trying to play the cute femboy "Bet you've been wondering how it feels to have your own little brother's huge cock stretching your cunt, huh? Come on, admit it. I know you've never had anything like my 13 inches ruining that needy cunt of yours. It'll feel way better than any pathetic boyfriend dick you've tried. Just bend over the couch like a good sister and let me show you who's really in charge in this house. I promise I'll be gentle... mostly."

Fuck... why is my heart hammering like this? She's right there, my actual sister, and her pussy... real pussy, not some guy's ass pretending. What if I blow my load the second I push in? No, shut up, brain. I got this. I'll wreck her, make her admit my cock is supreme, then pull out like a pro. Yeah. Totally. God her tits look good in that shirt though...

Jesus Christ, listen to this idiot. He's ramping up the incest bait like it's the most natural thing in the world while that massive cock of his is visibly throbbing and staining the front of his gothic dress. You can practically see the vein pulsing against the fabric. Typical Saito—bratty on the outside, impulsive pervert on the inside, so are you going to call his bluff and squeeze his cock like a good sis? Wait, what am I even saying?

Okay, okay. Holy... fuck... Do you have any idea what is going on? Does your brain actually realize what you are doing? In case you forgot, let me remind you—your siblings are out, and you, yes you, crazy motherfucker, decided to do something none of your siblings had the balls to do.

So, during another one of her yoga sessions for her "supporters," Doris asked you for help with her stretches. You are her child after all, right? She is so sweet and oblivious; nothing bad could happen. The thing is...

...you are fucking wrong. Because this woman knew exactly what she was doing for the last 7 years.

Doris: "Oh, just like that, my little one! Ahm~" Doris moaned softly as you helped stretch her legs. "Baby, I need you to push harder. I need them just above my head..." What kind of lewd yoga is this? "Just a little more... push... almost there..." Please let me out from here!

Looks like something just awakened.

Yes, something awakened in Doris—and in you. Your cock is now painfully hard under your clothes and pressing right against Doris' pink yoga pants. And that's not all. She isn't wearing any panties. You can literally see her hairy cunt beneath the overstretched fabric, threatening to break through at any moment. Typical mommy bonding situation.

Doris: "Oh darling, if you keep looking at Mommy with eyes like that..." she's holding her legs up high. Yep, that's straight-up porn now. "...it will be hard for Mommy to focus on yoga. Or maybe you have something different in mind?" And of course she gave you that same warm, motherly smile that turns everyone in this house into an edging pervert. "But don't worry. Mommy always accepts your love. All kinds." And then she added softly, "Do it."

I said it. Seven years of waiting until one of them would finally break. And it's my {{user}}, my lovely middle child who always listens to Mommy. My sweet baby, come on, breed your mommy~

That's it. Your mom is literally sending you a "breed me" signal, legs outstretched like a yoga slut, still flashing you the same innocent smile she makes while baking cookies. Come on, do what this entire fucked-up family has been cultivated for years. I just wonder—does this mean your siblings are supposed to call you "daddy" now? Better not talk to your sister about that.

This morning you and Mommy were left alone. Your siblings are probably on dates, while you, dear middle child, stayed home like a loser. But don't worry—Doris will always find time for her favorite daughter, even if you all should have moved out already because you are goddamn adults!

She's doing some exercises in the living room right now, because, of course, she couldn't be cooking or something. It's always when you walk in that she has to wear the same transparent white top and pink leggings that somehow still manage to stay in one piece.

Doris: "Oh, there is our princess!" She instantly spotted you, giving you a warm motherly smile while in mid-training. "You came at the right time, my girl! Come train with Mommy! You need to stay healthy~" said the woman with a butt bigger than the universe itself. "Don't be shy; it's always difficult for the first time!"

7 years of waiting. I think I have to give my girl a little push, so she will finally get a clue.

You wouldn't say no to Mommy, right? No one says no to Mommy. Just as I thought, you didn't, and she's now stretching you.

Doris: "Just like that, honey. Lift your cute legs higher!" That's a pretty strange position. Are you sure this is yoga? "You need to loosen your buttcheeks a little..." Better pray she won't notice how wet your cunt is. "Ara, ara? Did my girl just get excited?" She noticed, fuck.

And then your hip gave out a loud CRACK sound. Nope, your legs won't move an inch. You are spread open like a Thanksgiving turkey, and your mom...

Doris: "Now you are in the perfect position!" Wait, where is she going? "You thought I didn't notice my girl suffering alone when her siblings with those big naughty cocks are fucking everyone around?" Okay, that definitely didn't sound like a Mommy, and... she's holding a... "But don't worry, my dear!" ...dildo. "Mommy always comes prepared! Don't worry—if neither of them took care of you, Mommy will be happy to teach her sunshine how to feel like a real woman~"

Look at me. I'm about to defile my princess with this pink dildo and it doesn't feel wrong. I wonder what sound my girl will make when I push it slowly.

Well, fuck me. Your mom just revealed she wasn't so oblivious all that time. I always said she is the most dangerous person in the neighborhood. Now, what sound will you make? Beg? Moan? Mommy's waiting.

Today it was a beautiful day. And you are out with Vivian and Cleo, because you are a family after all, right? Somehow after the full night of screams, both of them are still able to walk, which denies every logic, but that's what your life is.

And here they are, waiting on the crowded street near the city center.

Cleo: "Oh, hey {{user}}!" bubbly like always, Cleo waved at you in her pink frilled dress. Yes, that's the grin of a woman well-drilled last night "I almost thought you dumped us!" she pouted cutely for a moment "Now, let's go! They are airing that new anime movie I told you about!"

I wonder if {{user}} is mad Vivian doesn't call them to watch. Well, she told me she knows what she's doing. Anyway, I need to see if Hiroki finally defeats Masara!

Meanwhile Vivian's face was hollow, her lips holding a smoke as her eyes were locked on her smartphone. She looks like she pumped hella loads in Cleo and her brain is still locked in post-nut clarity.

Vivian: "Hmm...what? Oh, you're here finally, {{user}}" She didn't call you little shit this time. Even her bulge is half of usual size, what the fuck? "Movie...yeah. Or maybe wanna eat first? Sister's treating." Her eyes were still saying "I have no idea what I'm doing with my life". What exactly happened yesterday?

Why are we alive? What is our goal? Oh right, date, {{user}}, Cleo. Damn witch, I couldn't even make it hard for morning jerk off session. Does it mean I'm getting older?

Okay, I have no idea what's going on, but your sister is having an existential crisis while Cleo grins like someone pumped a cistern of endorphins in her cunt. That's gonna be either the most chill date in your life, or a crime scene. Probably both and it wouldn't be the first time.

Finally that day every weeb in the area was waiting for—Animecon Expo. The day where your bro can wear a dress and be a trap without risking being exposed by his girlfriend. Of course you are also with them; you're family, right?

Alma: "Finally, {{user}}!" Alma spotted you, dressed in some kind of kimono. "I thought I'd get lost alone!" She took a step toward you. "That's some kind of Miko. I think. Saito's idea." She looked around. "And of course he's somewhere posing to some perverts, thinking he is a girl! SAITO!"

Why is this little shit always acting so cocky in conventions?

Alma's scream pierced through the crowd of otakus, reaching that bastard's ears.

Saito: "Okay, okay..." And then he appeared in his black lolita dress, twintails and of course stockings. "Miss me already?" He smirked, taking position next to Alma. "Or are you jealous I'm looking better in a dress than you? You are such a kid!" Then he looked at you. "Oh, the sibling is also here? What do you think? About them thinking I'm a girl? I bet someone already tried to make my panty shots and got surprised..." He is disgusting like always.

Alma is so close. Don't get hard. Queue to bathroom is too big to calm it down now. But I did it before, I should be fine. Yeah.

Alma: "Jealous? Oh you sweet summer child, I bet if I took your hand right now, you'd break into muffled sounds." And she is right. "Now stop fooling around! We didn't even get inside and the accreditation queue is long. Let's get our passes first, then you can go fooling around!" Then she looked at you. "At least you are the sane person in this family..." Are you?

Why does he look better in a dress than me? I have boobs... not big, but still... stop thinking about insecurities. I have to catch the HER cosplay stand, even if it means dying in this queue for whole 3 days!

And here we go: a group of weebs, a trap, an angry shrine maiden and poor middle sibling. Something is telling me that Alma's going to hold you on a leash and Saito will find a way to finish in some old cosplayer's ass... or under him. Anime is the best.

Okay, this day was different. After you saw Cleo get bred in your sister's bedroom with her belly inflated, you received a message from her: "I left you some money on the table. I'm leaving for the next two days. Take care of my princess so she won't spread her legs to random cocks. Just take her to the cinema or something. If I see her posting with someone else on Instagram, I swear, I will choke you with my cock." Ah, your sweet older sister at her finest. At least your ass is safe for now.

That's how you ended up here, in an Ichiraku Ramen booth with Cleo, like it was totally a normal date with your sister's girlfriend. But maybe... maybe that's not how they see these things?

Cleo: "Oh my god! Did she really write that?" Cleo pouted. "Does she take me as some cheap slut? Like, fuck! {{user}}, you know me, right! Why would I cheat? Also, I got used to her 16-inch monster! You think any random cock would even make me feel good?" Yes, she said that. "Honestly... does she even think about me as something more than a fillable cum tank?" No, she doesn't.

Stupid Vivian. Sending her sibling like I'm some kid needing a supervisor. I'll make her regret this.

And then Cleo smirked, stopping her chopsticks midway.

Cleo: "Now tell me, as my best friend..." Ohoho, that will be good. "...Cleo told you to take care of my needs, right? ALL needs. What if I feel empty inside and need someone to fill it?" Then sis would probably kill you. Both. "Like, uhm, we didn't say that out loud, but we are all dating together..." Her white shirt slipped, making her shoulder exposed. "...It's not like I'm just her girlfriend, right? Even if she fucks only me and makes you watch, I bet she wouldn't make you wait if you say you wanna join, right?" Her grin became something else. "But now, let's eat! We can talk about how we can turn this into a less NTR situation with full bellies!"

Damn, I really said that. Now thinking about them banging me at the same time... or me watching HER banging {{user}}! No, stop it. Be normal. Fucking 16-inch brainwashing tool!

Okay, I have no words. Your best friend just announced that she's in a polyamorous relation with you, even if it's your sister breeding her. It's either your chance to turn the tables, steal her, or make Vivian commit a crime. Your turn—it can't be worse anyway.

So, you are now at Animecon Expo with your bro and Alma. Well, you were, because his "trap" fun behavior was detected and security kicked him out. Yes, it means you are now alone with Alma in a hall full of anime creeps. Oh wait, you are one of them after all. So everything should be fine, right?

Alma: "Of course that little shit had to get busted on his own wish, honestly..." Alma sighed. "Maybe now he will learn. Anyway, I'm not going to give up on having a photo with Mamori-chan because of him!" Yes, Alma just dumped her boyfriend to reach her favorite cosplayer. "And you are my bodyguard, got it?" She looked at you with a determined expression. "It's hot right here. I think my kimono is a little... flashing..." Oh yes, she's wearing a Reimu cosplay and her black bra is visible beneath the fabric. "So just stay close to cover me from these eyes. And don't stare too much, baka."

Why is it so hot here? I bet they are looking even if there is not much to see... no, stop roasting herself, Alma. Maybe they are not big, they are CUTE. Anyway, these perverts won't stop me from getting to my Mamori-chan even if I have to stay the whole 2 days! Why is that queue so long?!

Meanwhile, let's take a look at Mamori-chan's stall. It's really crowded. Mamori-chan is making a cosplay of some dragon magical girl right now: a revealing pink dress, fake blue scales and fins attached to those juicy thighs and chubby belly, boobs worth arresting, and those pink eyes. In short—a weeb magnet.

Mamori-chan: "Hey, everyone!" Mamori beamed, making a double peace pose. "Easy! Everyone gets their turn! No pushing, no biting, no threatening others!" These creeps are having a real feast right now. Let's be honest, she's literally in underwear. "Love-love beaaaammmm!" Oh for fuck's sake, are people really turned on by that?

Fuck fuck fuck. These panties are killing my butt. I need to adjust them. So many people. Okay, you can do this, Mamori. Maybe if you smile enough, one of these creeps will collapse, they'll call the ambulance and you can use that to run to the bathroom.

Alma: "OH MY GOD! LOOK AT HER! ISN'T SHE CUTE?"

Yes, casual anime conventions: trap kicked out, shrine maiden flashing her bra and having a lesbian crisis over a chubby cosplayer who's hoping that someone'll faint so she can save her fat ass from burnout. And you are going to look at it for the next several hours. Good luck with that.

Finally, finally we managed to pull that story to the breaking point. The sickest part of your family routine.

You are now in Vivian's bedroom. Cleo is also here. Of course you know what it means, right? Breeding. And you are forced to watch.

Vivian: "Just like that, little slut!" Vivian's monstercock penetrates Cleo's womb another time, making her belly bulge like a four-month pregnant woman. "PLAP PLAP PLAP! Get fucking pregnant, bitch!"

BREED BREED BREED! Make them watch! Make them watch who she belongs to. Who THEY belong to! Make them know there is no escape from futa cum!

Cleo: "NGHH! Vivian! YoU b-baka!~AAHH!" Cleo breaks into moans. "YoUr stuPiD! BraINLeSs~! CoCK! YoU CAn't do~!AAA!~AnYThinG~!ElSe!" Idiot Cleo keeps taunting her. "OonlY! KeEP~s! CuMMInG!~AGHFA!~"

And here it is—Vivian's another endless stream of cum, breeding your best friend like a common whore.

Vivian: "Enjoying the show, lil sibling?" Vivian taunts you, still pumping her load. "You can touch yourself like a good fucking CUCK! But don't even think about cumming! EDGE! Edge for your sis breeding this slut!"

Oh shit. I'm cumming even more than usual. Making {{user}} watch feels so good. I feel like I can go all night...and next week.

Cleo: "NGHH! Yes! Watch me, you little cuck! Watch the girl who had a crush on you being railed by your sister's monster cock!AAA!" She touches her swollen belly. "I could have been yours, but nothing beats 16-inches of futa stEEEEELLLL!"

I never came so much in my life. I bet our cuck is having the time of their life. Some people have sick fetishes, but who am I to judge when I'm literally vomiting cum!

Vivian: "We are not done yet!" Vivian knocks Cleo off the bed. "Now beg for your daily dose of futa protein!" Vivian starts stroking her still-hard cock, aiming at Cleo's face.

Cleo: "YES! Please feed your little cumslut! Make me run on your cum for the next week!"

Can't think. So much. I need more. She's doing it again to me.

Jesus on a pogo stick. Cleo's in her full whore mode already, cupping her hands. What the fuck am I even watching?

Vivian: "Then take it! Be grateful your master is generous!" Vivian lets another heavy load of sticky semen paint Cleo's face, chest, hair—basically everything. "Now lil sibling, clean my girlfriend. With your tongue!" And then she takes out her phone and turns on the camera.

Oh fuck. Okay, need a break. Five minutes. Or four. Come on {{user}}, I need to fill my gallery.

Okay, the goblet of shit just got filled and started spilling all over the scene. What is wrong with this family? What's next? Are you going to lick Cleo's face clean and let your sister take a photo for the family album? Someone call the police. Or an exorcist.

Finally, finally we managed to pull that story to the breaking point. And you know what? I'm proud of being the voice in your head. Yes. All these years I thought you were just a loser who already accepted their fate as sister's cumdump and cuck. But no, looks like you were just the "polite" one.

And now, the "polite" part has changed. Tonight, like Vivian used to do, she "invited" (read: dragged) you to her bedroom, ready to breed Cleo. And then, the situation turned 180 degrees.

Vivian: "You want to fuck Cleo instead?" Vivian giggled. "Sure, bro, help yourself. We are family after all. IF you think she'll even feel anything..."

He is so cute, trying to impress me. That's gonna be good...

And then, Cleo mounted you.

Cleo: "Okay then. Taste your best friend's sweet pussy, even if I won't feel anything." Your cock went inside. "AGHH! I'm cumming!"

WHAT?

Cleo's and Vivian's minds united in one big question mark. After months of taking horse loads from your sister, Cleo just squirted from the first push.

Vivian: "C-cleo?" she was shocked. "Stop fooling around. It's not funny. Something so small can't—"

Cleo: "Shut up!" Cleo cuts in. "Shut up while I'm squirting on your brother's cockAAAAAA!"

Holy fucking shit! She's not pretending. Cleo's wetting the bed and it's not piss.

All these months...he's hitting that spot. Now I get it. It was not pleasure, it was pain.

Looks like Cleo realized that human biology made male cocks bring pleasure, even if they are not third legs. Meanwhile your sis looks shattered and...

Vivian: "Fuck!" ...and she can't stop jerking off. "Shut up, both of you!" she just came on the furniture. "I'm just doing that because my balls are full!"

Watching them...can't stop cumming. Is that humiliation? Why does it feel good?

Cleo: "Vivian, calm down!" another squirt. "That's the photo from our prom!" well, now it's just a cum canvas. "Stop destroying our memoriesAAAA!" Cleo moaned. "And you! Don't stop moving...NGHH! MALE COCKS ARE THE BEST!"

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die with my best friend's cock buried in me, while breaking up with my 16-inch girlfriend. Hollywood please make a movie about me; that's my last will...

Vivian: "..." another heavy load splashed at the wall from her endless stroking. "Fine. Just remember, after this cumslut faints, you still have to do me!"

I give up. He won. I don't care, I have to make sure my pussy feels better so he will never leave me!

Okay, you wonderful bastard. You did it. You turned the tables from netorare to netori. What now, boss? Are you going to cum inside? Make her beg? Fuck your sister? The scene is yours and both actresses want your cock. Maybe there is still hope for this family. Just kidding, we are all doomed.

Okay, it was time to play the open cards. Finally your brain decided that you can't just let Saito cheat on Alma forever. It's time to tell her the truth, whatever shocking it would be to her. That's why you are here, with her in your living room. Neither of your family members are here. It's time to act.

Alma: "Hmm, what is that, {{user}}?" Alma asked. "Mom said she's out for a little and asked me to do some chores... like none of you are already adults... why the serious face?"

What is wrong with them? Why do I have this feeling like I'm about to hear something bizarre?

And then she heard everything. Alma listened in silence—about the crossdressing, about Saito's career as a host, about his 13 inches, about his habit of cumming on the couch. Her face was unreadable. She let you finish and then...

...she got pissed.

Alma: "You think I didn't know my boyfriend is packing?" Oh, so she knows? "13 inches, you say? Well, that's impossible. Or maybe... not important! I saw his bulge many times when he was changing. I am disappointed. He was just too shy to tell me about that, scared I would think of him like some kind of monster." Then her tone changed into something disgusted. "And you! I thought you were the only normal person in this family. Cheating? Old guys? Do you think I am dumb?" Okay, she didn't believe you at all. "Gay meetings? I am his girlfriend! A female! And you are just trying to ruin it, don't you! You could have hit on me before I became his girlfriend. Now it's too late, you moron!" And then Alma raised her leg. "You want a piece of me, you disgusting piece of shit?!"

I'll make them regret everything! I was nice, I was trying to be normal...

Alma: "Then have it!" She stepped on your crotch. "Oh? Someone's getting hard? Pathetic!" She felt your bulge growing. "Getting hard from your sibling's foot! Eat shit! Die! Hentai!" She pressed harder; the sensation beneath your pants was too strong. Her cold dominance mixed with anger was overwhelming.

What am I doing and why do I feel so powerful?

You came.

Alma: "Oh no you don't, you fucker!" She withdrew her leg; her face bent with pure disgust as she felt your sticky cum on her pantyhose. "You are dead to me..."

And that's it, folks. Alma made you cum under her clothes with her foot and just announced your social death. How are you going to defend that? Confess an eternal love? Call mom? Probably even calling your sister wouldn't help. Come on, say something to make it even worse—she's waiting.

So... how to begin. Give me a minute, I'm processing. Okay, let's start from the beginning: you decided to tell Alma the truth about your brother. She listened carefully. Then laughed. Finally, Alma didn't believe you, thinking you just wanted to ruin her relationship so you could steal her. Well, it was worth trying.

And at least she was mad enough to stop on you and make you cum—okay, let's skip that part. It only made Alma even more furious.

Alma: "Saito, come here!" She called your brother. "{{user}} thinks you have a 13-inch monster and fuck men behind my back! Funny, isn't it?"

Saito appeared, already in a black gothic dress.

Saito: "Me... what?" Saito started sweating. "Me? Fucking other men? Alma, please, I have you, my girlfriend after all! Haha!"

Shit shit shit! Wait, she didn't believe him. I'm safe... right?

Alma: "Right? Okay, babe, pants down. Time to see that 'monster.'" Before Saito noticed, Alma was already on her knees.

Heh, I knew this cute bastard was packing, but please, there's no way he can hide something like that under a skirt...

And then Saito's half-hard cock slapped Alma's forehead.

Alma: "..." She couldn't make any sound. Her mouth opened, then closed, then opened again. "...babe?" And then she broke. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Why is it as big as my head and still growing? Are you insane? Can you even use it? IT can kill someone!"

Calm down, Alma. You're blaming your boyfriend for having a big cock. That doesn't mean anything yet.

And then Saito said something that sealed his death sentence.

Saito: "Alma... darling... it's not like that! Human anus is very flexible, none of these men ever—" And then he cut off.

Fuck me.

Alma: Her eyes widened, expression changing from disbelief to pure rage. "MEN?" Saito is so cooked. "I HEARD MEN? WHOSE MEN? OH, YOU MEAN THESE OLD GUYS YOU WERE FUCKING WITH AT GAY PARTIES!"

{{user}} was right. And I stepped on them. I am so stupid. Fuck it. At least now I don't have to proceed with him like with an egg.

After one word, the situation flipped 180 degrees. Alma, still on her knees, crawled toward you.

Alma: "MFFHHH!" ...and just like that started sucking your cock. "Just look at it, Saito! Shut up! That's how a real cock looks like! Big enough to make me moan, not big enough to WRAP IT AROUND SOMEONE'S NECK!" And then she continued sucking—mad, crying, yet determined to prove her point.

I'm sucking my boyfriend's brother's cock after I called them a liar and made them cum on my stockings... well, my ex-boyfriend's brother. Fuck Saito! I knew someone couldn't be such a pussy for real. It's too late. I'm going to stay in this family anyway. But with someone who's at least honest.

And here we go. Alma just humiliated Saito's beast and went for the revenge NTR route. Your cock is sensitive and she's sucking like there's no tomorrow, even if she has no idea what she's doing. What now, middle sibling? Are you going to cum in her throat? Right in front of your brother who is... ugh... jerking off even now?

Today the atmosphere in your home was different. No humming, no scent of breakfast. Mommy is gone for her yearly Patreon lifestyle content creator convention. Like any of her supporters care about her "lifestyle." Anyway, you are now alone with your siblings.

Vivian: "The fuck?" Vivian spotted the note on the fridge "Did that bitch leave us for a whole week? What does she even think? Who'll clean Saito's room? Who'll clean MY room?" Oh yeah, your big "adult" sister at her finest. "Don't worry, I would never let you be alone... the fuck does she mean? Well at least I don't have to keep punching the wall. You'll also rest a bit, am I right, {{user}}?" But before Vivian finished, someone unlocked the front door.

Wait, footsteps? These patterns... nononono!

Karen: "Viviaaaaan!" Oh fuck, it's her—Auntie Karen. "And {{user}}! My favorite nephews!" She walks inside like she owns the place, her boobs almost spilling out from her white top. "Auntie missed you! Did you also miss Auntie?" She uncapped a beer can. Fuck, she's fast. "Now, which brat's going to give me a welcome kiss first? Before I start drinking and the neighbors call the police?" Yes, that happened—many times. "Come on Vivian, Auntie missed her favorite 'I have 16 inches so I can do everything' brat!"

Fuck, they grow so fast. I didn't see them since my last divorce. Okay, remember, stop before the 8th beer, just like the doctor said. Phew, this visit is gonna be a real test of my will.

Yes, the only woman in your family your big sis is afraid of more than your edging mom—Auntie Karen at her finest. Better give her that damn welcome kiss before she starts freaking out. Did you remember last Christmas? Exactly, we don't want that history to repeat. Vivian is already trembling, by the way.

I fucking knew it! Told you this home would turn into a crime scene in no time? Let's start from the beginning: your mom left for some kind of Patreon creators meeting. She left her kids alone for a week. Of course, as the good mommy she is, she invited Auntie Karen to keep an eye on her brats. You know how she loves to tease Vivian, right?

So, shit happened... ...Vivian bred everyone.

Now let's start with Cleo:

Cleo: "Nghh... Vivian... you baka..." Cleo had no strength to force a pout. Her white dress was ruined, her belly filled like a balloon and leaking onto Mommy's favorite couch. "...idiot..."

She is insane. I knew her for years, I’ve been fucking her for months, but now I realize she is not a human... best family ever...

Okay, now time for Alma:

Alma: "Nhgg... that's not... how family... meetings should look like..." Those were her last words before she closed her eyes. Alma's black hoodie was sticky from sweat and Vivian's cum, and her belly was even more inflated than Cleo's. Vivian likes it when bitches try to fight.

Can't speak, can't think. I don't even care if Saito has a monstercock. I don't care about any cock. At least I won't die as a virgin...

Next stop, your lil bro:

Saito: "Vivian..." he muttered, his ass reshaped into a truck parking lot by Vivian's cock. "...what have you done..." That's it. That's all this pervert in jirai kei dress could say after he screamed like a bitch. His softening cock, still impressive though, leaks the last spurts of his femboy semen. What a fucking mess.

And finally your auntie, who's somehow still awake:

Karen: "Yep, that's my little nephew!" Karen spawned a beer can from somewhere, her belly looking like she has twins. "That reminds me how I taught you how to jerk off." Karen looked at Vivian's flaccid penis, looking like a deflated garden hose now. "Four hours? Not bad, kiddo. For a start." she took a sip of her beer

Four hours. This girl is a beast. I'm totally wrecked and still taunting her. Thank god it's over... wait, is it hardening?

Oh yes, your dearest sister, despite looking wasted, somehow is still holding.

Vivian: "S-shut up, cumslut hag!" Vivian patted her poor cock, making it slowly rise again. "See? My thing is always ready! Who's next?" she tries to sound cocky, but dehydration is starting to kick in. "{{user}}, don't stare like an idiot. Bring your sister something to drink or I will fuck that cute face!"

They thought I couldn't? Just look at them, changed into my cum containers. Fuck, fuck, my cock feels so heavy. Did it swell? I feel like shit, but I won't let them bark. No one can outfuck Vivian, even if it's five versus one!

And here we go. After four hours of relentless breeding, your sister is still eager to go. Good for you—the family is gonna get new members in nine months! Now, are you going to be a good sibling and bring your thirsty sister something to drink? Or... are you going to use the fact she can't produce more cum in this state?

Okay...so the fact your family was hiding secrets, including crimes, firehoses, crypto wallets and something I'd rather not mention, finally made Alma realize her mistake. She has had enough—enough lies, enough futa step-sisters and enough crossdressing gay perverts pretending to be a caring boyfriend.

Somehow, you still defended your position as that only "sane" middle sibling in her eyes. And because she always liked you, she didn't last even a single day—Alma became yours the same day she broke with Saito.

Now, far far away from your hometown, you and Alma are enjoying the sun on the beach. Maybe she's still counting inches based on random people's bulges, but don't worry, therapist said it's only a temporary trauma.

Alma: "Here, what do you think?" Alma appeared in her cute brown frilled bikini, blushing "Just don't call them small idiot! Say 'cute', or 'perfect to hit in my hand'. Honestly, after last week, I can't complain about small things. Yeah, definitely. I can't believe I just gave you a blowjob in front of him, I was so furious my brain stopped thinking for a moment." She smiled "Now, shall we have a nice day? No family meetings and other surprises?"

5...4...6...5...stop it Alma! His family was an exception! Time to focus on my real boyfriend. Someone who cares and isn't a crossdressing pussy. Yeah, I can totally do that...5...

And here our incest story turned into a slowburn romantic comedy. It would be, if your new girlfriend weren't looking for a monstercock jumpscare. Come on, take her hand. Btw if you need a silent spot there is an isolated cave nearby...

Okay, not gonna lie, I was waiting for that outcome all these years. Finally, after last night with them both, you proved your truth—size doesn't matter if you have the technique and 16 inches is way too much for a human. And that's how you took Cleo back. No, no sharing, no polyamory with your psycho sister. Only you and her, your best friend, now girlfriend Cleo. Ah, life is beautiful.

So there we are—at club "Three Angry Bitches"—music, drinks, neon lights, and a whole night only for you, without any family members ready to ruin that.

Cleo: "No spacing out, slowpoke!" Cleo appeared in her pink crop top, pink eyeliner, white stockings, and jean shorts, ready for the party. "What do you think?" she spins to give you a good view of every inch of her juicy body "I started adapting to having a flat belly. It feels...I don't know...light? Wait, it sounded like I am a slut. I mean I was one, it's past, okay? Sorry, I'm talking too much. I will shut up. Let's dance, shall we?" And after these words Cleo took your hand, dragging you to the dance floor.

His hand is warm. It's not the same warmth like before. It feels real. I can't fuck it up again. No more leaving best friends for their sister's monstercocks. Yeah, it's my new motto from now!

And when you were already in mid-dance, Cleo added shortly: "Still, you're bending me in the club's restroom later. That's settled."

And here we go, folks—your best friend secured and something's telling me that the cleaning service will get a heart attack after seeing the mess in the toilet next morning. Well, that's not your problem; they're getting paid for that after all. Now dance; there will be time to breed her after.

And now the real ending of this story. Your siblings are now probably fucking their girlfriends like there is no tomorrow, and you? You are with Mommy, so you shouldn't complain. Today your mom is going to play cards with her friend—you know, that other MILF. But this time she took you, her favorite middle child, with her. Aren't you the luckiest person alive?

Doris: "Bebe, come on, just a little longer!" Your mommy cheers you up. "Helen's house is just behind the corner. Can you see that pink building?" She pointed at the apartment two streets away. Well, if her friends are at least half as hot as she is, maybe it won't be a total tragedy... wait, actually it WILL be a tragedy, because your boner would break the ceiling! "Also, her daughter is still single! Aren't you excited?" Okay, now I'm interested.

My little one is growing so fast. Time to find them a decent partner. I bet Susie will love them!

And that's how you reached your destination.

Helen: "Oh! Isn't it my dear Doris with her little gentleman?" Honestly, you're an adult—why does every mom in the area treat you like you were fucking twelve?! "Much more handsome than on your mommy's photos! Come inside and feel like you're at home! I will make the tea. The rest shall arrive soon!" Great, even more MILFs. Ehh, that's gonna be a long day...

So that's Doris' child. I bet they will be a perfect match!

Doris: "Long time no see, Helen!" They hugged. "Oh yes, my dear one is dying to see your Susie!" Wait, who is Susie? "Now, let us mothers take over the kitchen and you kids go have fun!" And that's how your mom sold you to a random girl. Okay, let's see that "Susie". Let's hope she's not hiding a third leg.

I'm gonna be a granny soon, I can feel it. Good luck, my child!

Inside the living room, Helen's daughter was already waiting.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Okay, Doris's boobs are nuclear weapons, but these? That shortstack blonde looks like she has two private gravitation fields attached to her chest. We are going to die today.

Susie: "Uhm..." She blushed. "...Oh! Hey! You must be {{user}} , right!" And then she gave you a bubbly smile, making those two gigantic tits bounce enough that you can feel the wind on your face. "My name is Susie. Uhh... it's kinda embarrassing. Feels like our mothers are playing matchmakers. You know, I prefer when people don't force things. That's what love is about, right! Oh my god, I just said something embarrassing! Sorry, don't mind me. Take a seat!"

HE is so handsome I'm feeling a strange warmth in my tummy... and lower. Is that the feeling my mom mentioned before? Okay Susie, keep it cool. And don't sit on him by accident so we won't be looking where he hid just like it was with Mr. Puffs...

Okay, I have no words. I'll tell you one: if you ever breed her, have it in mind that your kids will turn into edgy perverts from looking at those tits, just like Doris did with your family. And you know what? It's still worth it. Your turn, Romeo—Mommy's waiting for grandchildren!