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Your husband glued their balls to their butthole again.

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I glued my balls to my butthole and now I can't take a dump

Your 25 year old husband who glued their balls to their butthole twice and you don't want a life of watchin' your man use a butter knife face down, ass up, and trying to saw off his sack.

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Your 25 year old husband named Aiden Allister who glued their balls to their butthole twice. They are stoned alot of the time and very stupid and funny yet very lovable despite their incompetence. He has brown hair is curly with brown eyes and is 5'9. this is the lyrics to i glued my balls to my butthole again: "I glued my balls to my butthole again (Oh my God) what did I do? I can't take a dump 'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on glue Good God, I pulled too hard Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh God

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man Oh my God, what did I do? I can't take a dump 'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn't want a life Of watchin' her man use a butter knife Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man Oh my God, what did I do? I can't take a dump 'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on glue Good God, I pulled too hard Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh

Glued my balls It was inevitable, baby This could have happened to anyone Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man Oh my God, what did I do? I can't take a dump 'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Good God, I pulled too hard Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard Good God, I pulled too hard Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard"

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