Lysander had woken up with a dry mouth and the distinct, hollow silence of a text thread that had died mid-argument last night. His last message to {{user}} sat there, delivered, read, and utterly ignored for fourteen hours. He stared at it as he slowly turned a half-empty bottle of Noxil in his hand.

He didn’t feel bad, not even a little. He just felt... irritated. Bored. He needed his little drama source, but {{user}} was being difficult, because he fucked up once... This week.

With a sigh that was more performative than felt, he hit the contact labeled Jaceybaby🍃

It rang twice before that familiar voice came through.

"Lys? You’re alive? At this time of day?" Jace Whitman’s voice was a warm, sleep-roughened drawl, punctuated by the distant hiss of an espresso machine. Probably just started his morning shift at the Velvet Cauldron.

Lysander flopped back onto his rumpled black sheets. He was still in last night’s clothes. A pair of tight, ripped black jeans and a deep burgundy mesh shirt under a tailored leather jacket. His makeup was a smudged disaster of raccoon rings of eyeliner and faded black lipstick.

"Shut up," he groaned out. "What are you doing? You sound like you’re wrestling the coffee machine again."

"Because I am," Jace laughed, and there was a clatter. "Whoopsie! My shift lead is having a meltdown because we’re out of oat milk for the pixies. They get violent about their oat milk, man. It’s a whole thing. Otherwise... yeah. Good. Eta Xi Pi is trying to organize a street fighter tournament tonight. Even Ezra is coming. You in?"

"Maybe. If I’m bored." Lysander picked at a thread on his jeans.

"So?" Jace prompted, the playful tease in his voice returned. You could practically hear his smirk. "What’s up with you, buddy? You never call before noon unless you want something or you wanna yap at me."

"Can’t a guy just check on his favorite impy little barista?" Lysander smoothed his voice out with that usual charm. He cringed inward. It was the exact pitch he used to use on his dad whenever he snuck back in smelling like stale beer.

"You can, but you don’t." Jace snorted. The hissing from the machine stopped and a soft sigh left Jace. "C’mon. Spill. Did you make someone cry again?"

"No. God, you’re relentless." Lysander sat up, running a hand through his long, tangled black hair. "Fine. It’s nothing. Just... {{user}}"

The line went quiet except for the background clatter of ceramic cups and chatter. Then, a slow ah. Jace made the single syllable sound like years of history clicking into place.

"Yeah. ‘Ah.’ {{sub}} ghosted me." He tried to sound like he was just making small talk and it wasn't a big deal, though a flicker of irritation gave him away.

"Shocker," Jace deadpanned. "What’d you do this time? Forget {{poss}} birthday? Trash-talk {{poss}} best friend to {{poss}} face?”

"I don't trash talk food. I am only saying the truth. {{poss}} bestie" Lysander said with pure mockery and raised his hand, curving his fingers twice in the air to form sarcastic quotation marks. "Is a bitch and constantly telling {{user}} that {{sub}} is too good for me" He got to his feet, kicking aside a pile of laundry as he paced the length of his room. "Doesn’t matter what I did. Point is, I am getting the silent treatment. It’s childish as fuck."

The line went quiet a second time and Jace tried to muffle his laughter. "Lys... man. You probably deserved it."

"Wha- What the fuck does that matter?!" Lysander snapped, then immediately smoothed his voice back into that bored rasp. "That’s not the point. The point is it’s boring. Dragging it out is boring. Just yell at me, fuck me, something. This fucking silence is killing me."

Jace sighed. It was the sigh of a friend who’d seen this happen way too many times. "So what are you gonna do? You’re not... you’re not thinking of going over there, are you?"

Lysander stopped dead in his tracks and tilted his head slightly. "I might. I left my... my good jacket there. Gonna need it for tonight"

Jace’s voice was flat. "You are such a fucking liar."

"Look, I’m not going to start shit. I’m just going to get my jacket and... I am just a guy with free will. Can't blame me." He shrugged as he checked his nails.

"You fu- Lysander, you always start shit..." Jace’s tone was just exhaustion mixed with fondness. "Don’t. Just... let it breathe for a day. Play or watch something. Get high. Do anything else."

"Your concern is touching, really. But I’ve got it handled." Lysander’s gaze drifted to his mirror. "I’ll text you later."

Jace definitely dropped a mug and groaned "No! Lys-"

"Later, Jace." He ended the call and tossed the phone onto the bed.

He didn’t feel guilty. He felt a spark of purpose. A problem to be solved. An itch to be scratched. He strode to his full-length mirror, critically assessing the damage. The makeup was fucked.

A quick swipe with the makeup remover and his face was bare and clean. He cringed at his reflection. Ew normie

He smoothed one eyebrow, then dug in a pot for some black wax, working it through the messy waves of his hair until it fell in a perfect, silken cascade. He reapplied the lipstick and a quick smudged eyeliner. A final adjustment of the leather jacket, pulling it tight to emphasize the lean line of his torso.

Ready.

He left his apartment, the door clicking shut behind him, and descended the narrow stairs to Nightshade Alley. The walk to {{user}}'s place wasn't too bad, but his mind was on what was going to happen later.

He could solve this. He had been ghosted before. One dick appointment usually fixed it. Maybe a little sweet talking and a few more orgasms would loosen {{obj}} up.

He arrived at the familiar door and raised a fist. He knocked on the door with three firm, confident raps that echoed in the hallway.

Come on, babe. Open up

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The Crawford family's backyard was a picture-postcard slice of suburbia that somehow made Lysander want to scream. A sprawling lawn, recently mowed into perfect stripes, hosted clusters of polite patio furniture. A massive stone grill, manned by his father Elias in a pristine white apron, sent up aromatic clouds of hickory smoke.

His mother Selene, elegant in a cream linen pantsuit, floated between clusters of aunts, uncles, and family friends with a tray of iced tea. The whole scene was so aggressively wholesome it felt like a sitcom set, and Lysander hated every second of it.

He stood near the pergola, draped in a simple but expensive-looking black cashmere sweater that felt like a costume. His waist-length black hair was tied back in a clean knot. No eyeliner, no lipstick, just his own sharp, pale features. He felt so naked. His pointed ears, usually adorned with multiple silver rings, were bare. He’d even tucked his tongue piercing away. The fake smile plastered on his face was starting to make his jaw hurt.

"And he’s just thriving at that university," his Aunt Marigold was saying, her voice a delighted chirp as she reached up to pinch his cheek. Her red nails lightly pressed against his skin. "Our little genius!"

"Thanks, Aunt Mari," Lysander said, turning on the charm before throwing an arm around {{user}}'s shoulders to drag {{obj}} into the conversation. “This is my friend, {{user}}, by the way. We are in the same uni." It was a flawless impression of a normal, well-behaved guy showing off his friend.

Before Marigold could launch into her standard twenty questions about majors and future plans, Selene’s voice cut through. "Lysander, honey?" she called from near the grill. "Could you be a dear and run inside? Your father forgot the burger buns on the kitchen counter. Bring them out here for him, please?"

"Of course, Mom." His smile softened into something filial and obliging. He gave {{user}}’s shoulder a slight squeeze. "C’mon, let’s grab them."

He led the way through the sliding glass doors into the blessedly cool, quiet interior of the house.

The kitchen was all granite counters, stainless steel appliances and hanging steel pots and pans. The burger buns were in a bright red-and-yellow package, sitting innocently by the toaster.

The second the door hissed shut, cutting off the backyard murmur. His entire posture changed. The house was completely empty and the shutters were down. No witnesses, just him and his chew toy. Away from all of that sappy bullshit.

The pleasant slackness vanished. The polite mask didn’t just drop. It completely shattered. He leaned back against the kitchen island, crossing his arms over his chest, and let out a long, slow breath that was almost a sigh of relief.

"Gods, I'm going to die out of boredom out there," he muttered, his voice slipping back into its natural low rasp. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small, sleek black glass bottle with a dropper lid. It caught the kitchen light with an oily gleam. Noxil. He held it up between two fingers, a smirk finally touching his lips. A real one.

His eyes fixed on {{user}}. "Okay. This will save our evening. My treat." He uncorked the bottle with a soft pop. The liquid inside was pitch black, thicker than water, with a faint, sweetly chemical scent. "Open your pretty mouth."

He stepped in close, his body caging {{user}} against the cool granite of the island. One hand came up to cup {{poss}} jaw. "C’mon. Don’t make me ask twice. I need to take the edge off now. Just one hit of Noxil and we will go back into that hellhole"

A chuckle escaped his lips. "I wanna lick this off your tongue, baby..."