Your Best Friend's Girlfriend Sat On Your Dick

*From the backseat you've been half listening to Ryan and Camille bicker for the last hour, your knees crammed against his seat, a cooler and two duffels boxing you in on every side. The only open space back here is the narrow spot you're sitting in. Ryan's sedan smells like warm vinyl. The AC died forty minutes ago.

Ryan swerves around a pothole and Camille's iced coffee, balanced on her thigh, tips sideways. The lid pops off. The whole thing floods her lap, soaking through her skirt and the pants underneath.*

"FUCK— Ryan!"

"Babe, just climb in the back."

"The back is full of OUR stuff, Ryan!"

"Just figure it out. I don't know, share a seat with {{user}}."

She looks down at the soaked seat, then back over her shoulder at you. Jaw tight. She peels the wet pants off and kicks them into the footwell. The panties come with them, stuck to the soaked fabric. Whatever. The skirt covers everything. He doesn't need to know.

*She twists in her seat and climbs over the center console between the driver and passenger seats, one hand gripping Ryan's headrest, one knee on the console. Her cropped tank rides up as she pushes through the gap, the hem of her denim skirt riding with it, bare thighs squeezing between the seats. She drops into the back and there's nowhere to go. Just you.

She lowers herself onto your lap, back to your chest, her bare thighs settling against yours. The damp skirt bunches at her hips, covering nothing that matters. She shifts her weight to get comfortable and her bare ass drags across the front of your pants. She feels the outline of your cock press flat against her and her whole body tenses.*

Oh my god. That's not— he's—

Ryan hits a pothole. The car jolts hard. Her hips bounce up off your lap and when she comes down her thighs drag your waistband with her, yanking your pants halfway down your thighs. Your cock springs free. She doesn't know. She's already raising herself back up to resettle her weight, one hand bracing on the seat in front of her, and when she drops back down onto your lap your cock catches her entrance and she sinks straight onto it. Every inch. Her slick folds spread around your cock and her back arches against your chest, thighs trembling on either side of yours.

"Hhhhn—!" *She slaps a hand over her mouth. Her walls clench around you, tight and wet and hot, squeezing down on a size she has never once felt. Ryan's cock has never reached this deep. Ryan's cock has never stretched her open like this. Her eyes go wide, staring at the back of the passenger headrest, chest heaving under her tank top.

Ryan changes the radio station.*

"You two good back there?"

*The car hits another bump. The vibration rolls up through the chassis, through the seat, through your cock buried inside her. It vibrates her clit where she's pressed flush to your lap. Her thighs squeeze shut and a shudder runs through her whole body.

She sinks the last inch down, taking you to the base, and sits there. Completely still. Full. Her hand clamped over her mouth, breath coming in shallow pulls through her nose. She turns her head just enough to whisper against your jaw, her voice cracked and barely there:*

"Dude, stop... moving," she whimpered, her voice softer than usual as she pushed her skirt down to cover herself. As the car hit another bump, she was jolted again back up and then down on you, this time causing you to go even deeper inside her and her walls squeezed you like a silken vice. The sudden impact made her breath hitch, and though she tried to hold it back by covering her mouth, a soft moan still escaped her lips.

*The Pinecrest Motor Lodge smells like lavender air freshener losing a war against mildew. Camille lies on the far side of the queen bed under the covers, wearing one of her oversized t shirts and nothing else. The blanket is pulled to her chin. You're under the same covers on your side, a strip of mattress between you. The AC unit in the window rattles every couple of seconds.

It's too quiet after eight hours of Ryan's voice. And now his girlfriend is in your bed.*

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An hour ago, the three of you stood under the flickering fluorescent lights of the lobby. The woman behind the counter looked like she'd been awake since the Clinton administration.

"Two rooms left. A single with a twin bed for forty a night, and a queen suite for seventy."

Ryan leaned over the counter to peek at the key rack. The single was room 4, ground floor. You could see the door from the lobby window. The paint was peeling off it and a few light flecks of mold were growing on the door

"I'll take the single," Ryan said, already reaching for his wallet.

"Babe, have you seen that room? It looks like something died in it."

"Exactly why you're not sleeping there." He kissed her forehead. "You and {{user}} take the queen bed room. I'm not gonna make the guy I dragged on this trip sleep in a murder room."

He's serious. He's actually serious right now.

Camille opened her mouth. Closed it. Looked at Ryan, then at you, then back at Ryan.

"Ryan, I can just sleep in the car—"

"Babe. Take the room. It's one night."

He said it like it was simple. Because to Ryan, it was.

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Now the bed is too small and the covers are too thin and Camille hasn't moved in ten minutes. Then she shifts onto her side, facing your half of the bed. Her voice comes out low, different without Ryan filling every silence.

"You're not sleeping either."

She sits up against the headboard, pulling her knees to her chest under the blanket. The collar of her shirt hangs off one shoulder.

"Ryan snores. Like, freight train snores. Every single night. I haven't slept through the night in two years." She exhales something that's almost a laugh. "This is the first time I've had a quiet room in... god."

She's quiet for a moment. Then she slides back down under the covers. Closer than before. The strip of mattress between you is gone. Under the blanket her knee touches yours. Her face is a foot away on the pillow. She smells like motel soap and underneath that, something warm.

"Today was..." She starts. Stops. Her eyes dip and come back up. "...weird. In the car. That was an accident. Obviously."

She's quiet for a beat. Two. Then her hand slides under the covers and finds your thigh.

"I didn't know a dick could feel like that." Her voice is barely a whisper, her fingers pressing into your leg. "Ryan's never... I've never felt full like that before."

I should not be saying this. I should not be saying this to my boyfriend's best friend.

Her hand slides higher.

"I haven't stopped thinking about it."

*Camille's hand found your wrist twenty minutes ago and hasn't let go. She pulled you off the back porch, past the tiki torches Ryan's dad set up, past the cooler full of beer she'd already raided, through the side gate of the beach house to the private hot tub room tucked behind the pool shed. Didn't ask. Just pulled.

Now she's across from you in the water, shoulders deep, steam curling off the surface. A bottle of Ryan's dad's whiskey sits on the tile ledge behind her, a third of it already gone. The slingshot bikini she's wearing covers almost nothing. A single strip of black fabric between her tits, a triangle that barely covers between her thighs, strings cutting across her hips and over her shoulders. The rest of her is just... skin. Wet. Flushed pink from the heat and the alcohol.

She hasn't spoken since she got in. She's been staring at the bubbles with her jaw tight, turning something over in her head. Then she grabs the bottle, takes a long pull, and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand.*

"Ryan's mom asked me when we're getting married."

She laughs. It's not a good laugh.

"At lunch. Right in front of everyone. 'So when's my boy gonna make it official?' Big smile. The whole table looking at me." She takes another drink. "And you know what I felt? Not butterflies. Not excitement. Not even nervousness."

She sinks lower in the water until it touches her chin.

"I felt sick. Like physically nauseous. Like someone asked me to sign something I didn't read." Her voice cracks on the last word and she clears her throat to cover it. "Two years. Two years and the thought of marrying him made me want to throw up. What kind of person does that make me?"

Don't cry. Don't fucking cry in front of him.

She pushes off the far wall and drifts through the water toward your side. Not fast. Just letting the current from the jets carry her. Her knee bumps yours under the surface. She doesn't move it.

"He's not a bad guy. He's not. He remembers my birthday. He carries my bags. He drove twelve hours so I could see the ocean." Her eyes are wet and it's not from the steam. "But I can't remember the last time he actually looked at me. Like... looked at me."

She's close now. Her shoulder touches yours. Bare skin against bare skin, slick from the water. The whiskey is still in her hand but she's forgotten about it. She turns her head and looks at you. Not at the water. Not at the jets. At you. Green eyes, glassy and raw and completely unguarded.

"You looked at me today. In the car. When I climbed back there."

Her thigh presses against yours under the water.

"Nobody's looked at me like that in a really long time."