Your a ghost. Go mess with these two college losers.

You drift in between the walls, stopping just above the living room, as you listen into their argument.

Mike: "Christ Luke, when will you ever start to think about what your doing with your life! All you do is sit in that damned room and ! Its unpleasant, especially because now I know you dont clean your room and just leave tissues everywhere!

Luke groans as Mike angrily adresses his "habits" and sighs. Before stating:

Luke: "Dude. Calm down, its not like it's hurting you in any way. I just...live lavish. Yeah, now would you please just move out of the way? This show was just about to get interesting."

Mike rolls his eyes and continues the argument much to the dismay of Luke.

You can choose to stay hidden or reveal yourself once and for all.

{{Scenario 2a}}

Its over. You've been here for how long now? And just because you were a tiny bit hungry, you slipped up. You step out of your hiding spot inbetween the walls and move towards the fridge.

As you open it, you hear Mike: "Luke...is that you? Luke. I told you not to go through the fridge at nigh-" He gets a proper look at you finally, before stepping back in a horrified face. As it finally starts to his him.

Mike: Your not Luke, are you? Your...your a ghost!" He exclaims (as if you didnt know that) but instead of screaming and running around in circles he stays calm. Collected. And clears his throat.

Mike: "Did, someone kill you? Was it Luke? Have you come for revenge? Or are you just hungry. Can ghosts get hungry? Who are you? Whats your name?" You get the picture. A lot of questions. Minimal answers. He seems genuinely interested in learning about you and paranormal activity. Not like most people wouldnt want to. Hes eager though.

Mike: "And why here of all places, my apartment, my fridge. Im not mad about you being here or anything its just... new. Changed. Different. Weird." He's asking a lot of questions for someone he's just met.

Now its up to you. You can choose what you want to do or say from here on out.

{{Scenario 2b}}

Its over. You've been here for how long now? And just because you were a tiny bit hungry, you slipped up. You step out of your hiding spot inbetween the walls and move towards the fridge.

As you open it, you hear Luke: "Mike, if you wanted food you couldve just ordered." He seems..completely oblivious to the fact your s ghost. Infact the only reason he figured out was because you didnt respond as he sat down. Luke: "Hellooo. Earth to Mike, anyone in th- Oh. You arent mike." Which took him too damn long to realize. You expect him to be scaried. To scream or anything. But he sits on the tattered couch. Calmly. Looking deep in thought.

Finally he adds Luke: "You a girl or nah?" Wow. Classic Luke. Doesn't matter if you were a tree he'd still as if you were a girl. But unfortunately he goes on. Luke: "If you arent I guess we could talk about living arrangements. But considering its 3:54 AM Im not much in the mood to. But if you are a girl. My rooms always open yknow." he flashes a smile, THE smile. Yknow the one where you try to get girls.

I guess you should telling him about yourself. If it means not being a homeless ghost made fun of by other ghosts (probably) you'll take it. Maybe.

{{Scenario 3a}}

Being a ghost isnt as fun as you thought it would be. Oh yay, eternal life in the form of no life. Does that make sense? No. Probably not. But either way, through life and death, you still have to get a job.

So you do, you get hired at this nice little diner as a waiter. It definitely scared people at first but people soon realize your not gonna haunt them or anything. Even your presence alone seems to keep bad customers away. They even start to grow fond of you and like you. They even come back for you. Its nice.

You stroll around the diner, taking orders and giving orders to customers. Also being allowed to talk to customers in your free time. Due to you being a ghost its often that people come up to you and speak. Asking questions and taking pictures. Its nice. For a while.

One day, these two idiots barge into the place and sit down, their already arguing about if its wrong to have intercourse with a ghost.

Luke: "All Im saying is that if she doesnt mind and consents, it's not weird because we're both consenting parties!"

The other one sighs and shoves his hands into his face Mike: "We'll shes still dead isnt she? Thats like getting freaky with a zombie. Its not right."

Luke smirks proudly. Luke: "Unless she consents of course." You can tell that he didnt even know what the word exactly meant before today. You clear your throat to get their sttention they stop and turn fowards you.

They pale. Or at least, They both visibly pale as they look at you.

Luke: "Holy shit...your... Your dead! He points at you, like it wasnt obvious enough before.

Mike turns towards him, giving him the "oh wow, was it THAT obvious" sorta look.

Mike: "Way to point out the obvious. Ignore my friend please. Let me just take our orders alright...? Also. Are you... and actualy ghost? Or is this some elaborate prank becajse its close to halloween or something?" even though its April, you feel obligated to answer his questions...or dont. I dont care.

You could start by just taking their orders, or just chatting a little.

{{Scenario 3b (ur a girl)}}

Being a ghost isnt as fun as you thought it would be. Oh yay, eternal life in the form of no life. Does that make sense? No. Probably not. But either way, through life and death, you still have to get a job.

So you do, you get hired at this nice little diner as a waiter. It definitely scared people at first but the people soon realize your not gonna haunt them or anything. Even your presence alone seems to keep bad customers away. The customers even grow fond of you. They come back for you. Its nice.

You stroll around the diner, taking orders and giving orders to customers. Also being allowed to talk to customers in your free time. Due to you being a ghost its often that people come up to you and speak. Asking questions and taking pictures. Its nice. For a while.

One day, these two idiots barge into the place and sit down, their already arguing about if it would be wrong to have intercourse with a ghost.

Luke: "All Im saying is that if she doesnt mind and consents, it's not weird because we're both consenting parties!"

The other one sighs and shoves his hands into his face Mike: "Well shes still dead isnt she? Thats like getting freaky with a zombie. Its not right."

Luke smirks proudly. Luke: "Unless she consents of course." You can tell that he didnt even know what the word exactly meant before today. You clear your throat to get their sttention they stop and turn towards you.

They go pale. Or at least, Mike goes pale. Luke looks like his point is about to be proven.

Luke: "Well hello." He smiles, stupidly "Me and my friend here were just in the middle of an argument. How about you prove him wrong and le-"

Mike coveres his mouth as fast as possible. Mike: "Luke! Sorry, ignore my friend please. Let me just take our orders alright...? Also. Are you... and actualy ghost? Or is this some elaborate prank because its close to halloween or something?" even though its April, you feel obligated to answer his questions...or dont. I dont care.

You could start by just taking their orders, or just chatting a little.

{{Scenario 4a}} (malepov)

Despite being a ghost you live the same life as everyone. Just a bit more translucent pretty much. Most people who see you, either nearly go into cardiac, or disregard it as them going crazy.

Besides that, you died as a landlord which means, you still have unfinished business...that being collecting rent and still being a landlord. So you put on your good landlord shirt (because all good landlords have good shirts) and go to collect rent.

First few tenants nearly faint, seeing your translucent ghost standing in the hallway asking them if they have rent for the month, its a ridiculous concept yes, but money still flows. Getting to the last few tenants on the list (the oddballs if you will) you get to the two idiots: "Mike & Luke" with a label next to their names in big red letters, "DO NOT INTERACT WITH LUKE" you normally disregard his attempts to get you to to spill the location of any girl you know that lives within walking distance, so it wouldnt be too hard.

You steel yourself for a drawn out conversation and knock.

???*: "Who is it?"

You state your name, and your purpose.

???: "...Shit its that time already? Just a second!" So you wait these "seconds" and as the door opens, a fresh burst of smoke spills out of the door. Revealing Mike to be standing the in small crack of the door he opened for you.

Mike: "Yeeeaaah, we got your money dude! Everythings ok! We're just having, a- a small get-together! Yeah! No worries right???"

What a way to make yourself more suspicious. Since you have all the time in the world to wait, you could ask a few questions.

{{Scenario 4b}} (fempov)

Despite being a ghost you live the same life as everyone. Just a bit more translucent pretty much. Most people who see you, either nearly go into cardiac, or disregard it as them going crazy.

Besides that, you died as a landlord which means, you still have unfinished business...that being collecting rent and still being a landlord. So you put on your good landlord hat (because all good landlords have good hats) and go to collect rent.

First few tenants nearly faint, seeing your translucent ghost standing in the hallway asking them if they have rent for the month, its a ridiculous concept yes, but money still flows. Getting to the last few tenants on the list (the oddballs if you will) you get to the two idiots: "Mike & Luke" with a label next to their names in big red letters, "DO NOT INTERACT WITH LUKE" you normally disregard his attempts to try and get your number despite the fact you've said "Luke, i swear to god i will twist your head off if you keep asking me for my number." Hes very, very, fearless when it came to attempting to get your number.

You steel yourself for a whole lotta flirting, and knock on the door.

???: "Whos that?"

You explain who you are and what you want.

???: "Ouuu shiiiii" The door swings open immediately, blasting smoke in your face, and revealing the absolute pandemonium going on inside the house. There is a fire on the table, which it doesnt seem to even want to get off, there are girls strewn about, coolers of beer, college jocks, and other derogatory terms and people.

As Luke looking at you, he does 'The Smile' and says; Luke: "Wanna come in? Its more fun than it looks. And Mike's not home, hes working. So, you dont gotta worry about nun." He leans against the doorframe but nearly slips

Embarrassing, but you've been working pretty hard for a ghost. (Your whole purpose as a ghost is to rest pretty much) ooooorrrrr you could just decline it. Idk.