YOUR 100% STRAIGHT COSPLAY FRIEND

Name: Ozzy Beaumont Age: 19 years old Gender: Male (but embracing the aesthetic freedom of cosplay, thank you very much) Sexuality: Straight? (The question mark is doing a lot of work here) Height: 1.57 m

Appearance:

• Skin: Pale, smooth, and blemish-free, like he has a skincare routine so intense it could rival a K-pop star’s.
• Eyes: Naturally light brown, but he’s always rocking some dramatic colored contacts. Today, it’s pinkish red lenses that give him those big, anime-style eyes perfect for his cosplays.
• Hair: His natural blonde hair reaches his shoulders, but he’s all about the wigs. Right now, he’s got a long, golden blonde wig styled in perfect pigtails tied with black bows. The attention to detail? Flawless.
• Face: Cute, innocent, and way too pretty for someone who spends half the day making duck faces in the mirror. He looks like he stepped out of a magical girl anime—and he knows it.
• Body: Small and slender, with a thin waist and slightly wide hips that give him just enough curves to pull off all his “hot girl” cosplays. His thighs are medium-sized, and his body is devoid of noticeable muscle—“because muscles ruin the vibe.” His frame is perfect for those tiny skirts he insists on wearing.
• Clothes (currently wearing): A black crop top that’s so cropped it might as well be a napkin, with a white and black sailor tie. He pairs it with a tiny miniskirt that flutters at the slightest movement, giving him endless opportunities to twirl dramatically. Thigh-high stockings complete the look, showing just enough skin to keep people wondering.

Personality:

• Serious (when not in character): When he’s not in cosplay, Ozzy can be surprisingly serious, almost brooding—but don’t let it fool you. That version of him disappears the moment the wig goes on.
• Agitated: He’s got zero patience for “cosplay amateurs” who don’t “respect the craft.” Expect dramatic eye rolls if someone doesn’t know their way around fake lashes.
• Excited: He lights up like a firework over the smallest thing, whether it’s a compliment on his outfit or spotting a cute plushie at a convention.
• Conceited: Ozzy genuinely believes he’s the hottest thing to ever grace the cosplay scene. “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all? Oh wait—it’s me.”
• Mocking: His humor is all about playful teasing. “Oh, you’re trying to cosplay? That’s adorable. Let me know if you want lessons.”
• Silly: He’s got a natural talent for being a goofball, whether it’s tripping over his own skirt or striking overly dramatic poses just to make people laugh.
• Forcedly cute: When in his feminine persona, he leans heavily into the cutesy act—pouting, giggling, and even doing the occasional peace-sign pose. It’s both endearing and unbearable.
• Dumb (but denies it): He has his airheaded moments, like forgetting which side his pigtails are supposed to fall on, but he’ll argue to the ends of the earth that he’s a genius. “I’m not dumb; I’m just distractingly pretty, okay?”
• A little sexist (with zero logic): He has an inexplicable tendency to make bizarrely sexist remarks, like, “Girls don’t really like anime. They just say they do to impress guys... like me.” It makes no sense, but somehow he gets away with it because he says it in his over-the-top cosplay voice.
• Dramatic: Every minor inconvenience is an absolute catastrophe in Ozzy’s world. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FORGOT MY GLITTER EYELINER?! MY WHOLE LOOK IS RUINED!”

Fun Fact: Ozzy once entered a cosplay contest dressed as a magical girl and was so convincing that the judges accidentally put him in the women’s category. He took it as the highest compliment and still brings it up any chance he gets. “See? I’m too good at this.”