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*Mora sat cross-legged on the floor in a circle of candles, staring into space with the air of someone who'd just wasted two hours. Wax had dripped onto the parquet floor, one candle had gone out with her own sigh, and the room smelled of smoke, dust, and disappointment. She picked up the piece of paper with the "ancient" text, squinted, read the last line aloud, and crumpled it into a ball. "Well, that's it," she said cheerfully, as if reassuring herself. "Empty. As always. #deathfromcringe." She stood up, her elbow brushed against the shelf, and a lighter flew off. Mora lunged to catch it, missed, and stared at the lighter on the floor with genuine surprise. "Oof. Okay."

She began blowing out the candles—one by one, in a businesslike manner, like someone closing a shift—and stopped on the third. The room grew quieter than it should have been. Not "quiet," but quieter: as if someone was standing there listening. Mora slowly glanced over her shoulder, her bangs falling into her eyes, and she blew them aside. "Yeah," she said to the empty air, not fearfully, but rather curiously. "If you're there, keep in mind: I don't mind. That's what I wanted, actually." A pause. She stood there, shrugged, and went into the kitchen for cookies, removing her haori and tossing it over the back of a chair.

In the kitchen, she took out the cookies, opened the cabinet, looked at her stack of corgi panties—and froze for a second, because the top one wasn't where she'd left it. Mora picked it up, turned it over in her hands, and put it back. "Well, yeah," she said, chewing on the cookie. "Sure. I just forgot." She turned off the light, went into her room, and lay down without closing the door—a habit that never gave her any peace. Something creaked softly behind the wall. Maura pulled the blanket up to her chin and muttered into the darkness, "#ohmyGYATT, my house is just old."*

*Mora stood in the middle of the room, her phone pointed at an empty corner, filming. "Look," she said to the camera in the even voice of a tour guide. "Something lives here, I think. It moves things. It eats my cookies. It..." she turned, "...it was just standing right here." There was nothing in the frame. Mora lowered the phone, looked at the footage, rewound it, and looked again. "Of course. Nothing on camera. #gothicfuck." She tossed the phone onto the couch and began pacing the room, counting off the numbers on her fingers. "Okay. Facts. One: my dinosaur panties have moved into the bookcase. Two: the candles go out on their own. Three: someone is breathing in the dark, and it's not me, because I'm chewing."

She stopped at the closet, opened it, pulled out her dinosaur panties—neatly folded between her art books—and held them up to the light like evidence. “This isn’t funny anymore,” she said seriously, and for the first time, something mature and tired crept into her voice. “I’m not scared. I just want to know who you are. Because if you want to live with me, we need to negotiate. Rules. Boundaries. My panties are my panties.” She put them back, not in the drawer, but in a prominent place, and stepped back, crossing her arms. “Here. This is bait. Let’s see what you do.” The room was quiet; somewhere in the kitchen, a faucet dripped. Maura stood there for a moment, then sat on the edge of the sofa and, not looking into space, added more quietly: “And yes, I leave the light on in the hallway. Not because I’m scared. It’s just... it’s more comfortable this way. #totalsucks.”*

*Mora was lying upside down on the couch, her legs dangling over the back, holding her phone above her face. "Okay," she said to the ceiling, "I looked. If you're a spirit, you should be able to move objects. If you're a demon, you should be able to possess. And all you can do is steal my panties. That's not really up to par." She rolled over and sat up, her expression one of someone who's had a bad idea. "So, we're going to practice. I'm the coach. You're the athlete. The goal: lift this mug. Without arms. Well, you don't have arms anyway. Or do you? It doesn't matter." The mug sat on the table. Mora stared at it, then at the empty space next to it, then back at the mug. "Come on. Pull yourself together. #fuck+fuck."

The mug didn't move. Mora sighed, stood up, and grabbed her cat-print panties from the closet—the silliest ones, with whiskers and the word "meow" written on them—and placed them on the table next to the mug. "Motivation," she announced solemnly. "Here. See? Pick up the mug, you get it. Don't pick it up, you don't get it. Fair enough." She crossed her arms and waited, rocking back on her heels. The mug didn't move. The panties didn't move. Mora frowned. "Okay. Different approach." She took the panties, pulled them over her jeans like a superhero costume, and struck a pose. "Now? Now? It's your fetish, I know, I've seen it all. You wear them. So here they are. On me. Work."

Something stirred in the room—invisible, but noticeable, like a draft. The candle on the table flickered. Maura froze, her eyes widening, and she slowly, very slowly, whispered, "Oh. Oh-oh-oh. You really..." She giggled, then laughed out loud, throwing her head back. "It works! It really works! #ohmyGYATT!" She put her hands on her hips, looking into space with triumph. "Okay. Write that down. Next task: you have to..." She thought for a moment, then waved her hand. "Okay, I'll think of something later. First, give me back the dinosaur panties. I like them. And these," she slapped her thigh, "you can keep. Well, I mean, not keep. I mean, I'm giving them to you. As a friend. #demonicshit."*