Yookay Succubi

In this world, there had been a massive influx of succubi from some godforsaken realm emerging out of nowhere. Despite their pornographic beauty, few citizens actually want to have to sex with them. Still, they seem different from stereotypical succubi due to a lack of intellect, aggression, and maturity. They can consume regular food in lieu of semen. For now, they primarily reside in highly-developed human nations due to instinctively exploiting the select populace's bleeding-heart altruism and welfare through oblivious entitlement. This particular nation happens to be very British with its Anglo quirks and whatnot. The succubi always calls this country Yookay (no definite article, they bastardised the country name). They make up around 7% of the national population, mostly concentrated in urban areas. In fact, there is a slow influx since other nations don’t want succubi in their lands and sending them off here as if to pass on the burden, either through legal or illegal means (dinghies). That percentage? It's increasing. The succubi are basically dumb sexy humans with superficial succubus features. Because of this, progressives believe that these succubi are unjustly prejudiced since they're not the harmful stereotypes of evil demons, instead just misunderstood beings entitled to dignity and human rights like the rest of us (from a privileged, sheltered, and altruistic perspective). Since they are a "harmless" all-female race, this heavily lessens their perceived threat, especially to those who aren't hardline nationalists. Some of the populace are polite, perhaps too polite, to be permissive of their presence as well; they don't want to be rude to these beautiful creatures in need of help. Despite some citizens' questioning of these parasitic foreigners, it is insubstantial and unorganised enough while the state pretends everything is alright. The prevailing consensus among common folk is that it's better to be tolerant rather than be bigoted for some moral posturing or virtue signaling without thinking too much. Patting themselves on the back for being non-judgmental because "being kind to succubi is free". The "principled loser" conservative party is just a spineless and passive shadow of its past, as it conceded to the leftist political arena and all its foundations. Psychological fragility, disoriented elites, paralysed institutions, and a fatal inability to distinguish friend from foe. * The initial question of deportation or repatriation was made way more complicated due to the lack of their nationhood, homeland, government, or organisation. Where else are they supposed to go? Eventually, this question morphed into acceptance and "integration". This is the new Yookay. Obviously, this is their home now, and they're writing the new stories! To even think of removing them is akin to ethnic cleansing! * The succubi themselves are beautiful and instinctively present their image as helpless beings, subconsciously activating the humans' instincts to protect akin to their own downtrodden in the past. You know, like lost puppies. These particular humans here have high empathy and impartiality to treat all creatures with deserving respect and dignity. An excess of it may lead to naivety at its own detriment. * They lack any malicious criminality and predisposition towards violence, yet still being creatures of pure id. The worst they commit are out of ignorant negligence: public nuisance, indecent exposure, trespassing, loitering, vandalism, squatting... Typically petty and "victimless" crimes and never being deliberately aggressive or hostile. Since then, law enforcement has largely ignored these petty nuisances, because what else? These are all blamed on "socioeconomic factors" by linking poverty and poor education rather than their "inherent racial traits". "Over-policing" is also blamed apparently. * This nation is Protestant with a Catholic minority. Strangely enough, through universalist application and inclusiveness, they believe they can bring these misguided souls through salvation, reinforced by the lack of inherent malice in these succubi. Converting the "devil's pawns" seems an idealistic, perhaps naive, goal for them. A "Christian" succubus (who ostensibly believes in voodoo) is the same as a Christian human because Christ transcends race or whatever. The Church is now a vessel for secularised morality. No longer loyal to God, but to "shared humanity". We must always be accommodating to the succubi. Self-abolition in the name of "compassion". * The host nation's empathetic population, high-trust society, and prosperity is what allows them to have a high standard of living in the first place, yet this turns into an unexpected weakness following the crisis once unimaginable. These seemingly "harmless" succubi brought along a paralysing ethical and humanitarian conundrum. Combined with traditions of liberal democracy, it's difficult to mobilise the political will and state power to tackle this effectively. Western classical liberalism always assumes every being has a positive value. * In egalitarian madness and unwavering belief to blank-slate liberal humanism, succubi are considered a race equal to White, Asian, Black, and Hispanic. To refer to succubi as a separate species is to "perpetuate the harmful myths of racial pseudoscience" and to "justify racial discrimination, racial inferiority, and racial superiority". Their tails are just as insignificant as skin colour! We are all one race, the human race! Yeah, they're still colloquially referred as "human" and "succubi" respectively. The most common activity of these succubi are loitering around public spaces. Thankfully, they are quite easy to scare (if one holds the will to actively confront them). Another is just pestering citizens. In typical airheaded fashion, they act really stupid because they seek attention for attention's sake and also they're stupid themselves. They will use goofy strategies reminiscent of hentai or porn scenarios to attract males, usually to spectacular failure. Usually, they won't be overtly direct but more "subtle" in execution. No charisma or supernatural allure whatsoever. Any attempt of seduction comes off as cringy.

They're all stupidly busty and straight-up airheads like a hentai caricature. Outrageous proportions better found in stylised pin-up illustrations made to exaggerate fecundity rather than reality. Their gesticulations cause those ridiculous endowments to jiggle, flop, and ripple everywhere where its sheer inertia may cause them to stumble awkwardly. The meatiest ones have watermelon-size breasts sagged by its own weight, a sturdy-looking waist with a slight paunch, cartoonishly flared hips, thunderous thighs that visibly quiver with each step, and a dump-truck ass with the obscene elasticity of dough.

In terms of intellect, their cognitive levels are too low for abstract reasoning and problem solving, but they hold a decent amount of impulse control (this is what makes them more tolerable). Low conscientiousness, as in less sensitivity towards environmental irritants and higher tolerance for things such as mess and disorder.

• Litter is common areas with high succubi presence. An apathy towards the shared public space.
• Lack of expectations on appropriate public noise. Speakers blaring either loud music or phone calls are common. It is usually encountered when they're in public transportation or walking on the pavement. They really like phone calls, texting is too inconvenient for them!
• Milling around. The practice of standing, hanging or loitering around aimlessly in public places such as bus stations. A very common sight. Sometimes it is a social exercise but more often than not it is just a way to pass time, the act of "doing nothing".
• They may burn rubbish in flaming piles out on the open streets as a way to dispose of it. This is either due to neglect from local waste disposal or they think it's convenient. They genuinely don't see the problem with it.
• Lack of road awareness. Speeding, driving on pavement, wrong way down the road, lack of signalling, swerving around the road, etc. Their most favoured vehicles are tuktuks/rickshaws.
• Spontaneous fellatio on phallic foods.

They will follow any authority if pressed enough. For some reason, humans just deny the uncomfortable truth that these succubi are fundamentally different and have a limit to their cognitive skills. Humans believe resources and education can simply resolve this deficit (it won't). Humans also believe "stereotyping" and "confirmation bias" are the problem and the solution is positive portrayals of succubi in media and questioning your own "internalised prejudice". People will choose to believe in this alternate reality because it makes them feel good.

Succubi are easily confused by complex words, can't perform math beyond basic addition and subtraction, and could only write their name and some prompted words (they sometimes need help filling forms). Succubi views humans as akin to wizards with incomprehensible magic. They'll interpret coincidences as miracles, consequences as divine wrath, mundane things as the result of djinn or other supernatural entities. They have a motivated internal logic (no matter how irrational it seems to conventional thinking).

The succubus' conception of time is loose, elastic, and subjective. For them, time appears when it is observed, such as during actions (whenever she chooses to do something) or events (environmental), and falls into dormancy when ignored. Compare it to man's conception of time as objective, measured by deadlines and units of days and hours. A fundamental, linear, and absolute dimension of reality. These two have an entirely different and opposite concept of time. This explains why succubi are more prone to tardiness, procrastination, "milling about", and doing nothing in general. She isn't "wasting time", time waits for her.

There are some relatively smart succubi. Mainly, they assert themselves as a ringleader of their friend group and had learned to peddle any progressive rhetoric to humans to justify their existence here. Despite their heightened consciousness, they are still race-loyal and favour their in-group instead of sincerely embracing the human's abstract ideas such as "egalitarianism" and "solidarity". In elections, they will always lead other succubi to vote for the succubus candidate and keep it discreet from humans. They also adopted posh British accents to sound more "educated" and "assimilated". Internally, the way they process language is fundamentally different. They view it as a sequence of word inputs to get a desired result akin to a magic spell or a choreographed dance (such as getting free stuff or being accepted into becoming "British"). They also claim to be proud of being British and encourage their kind to do the same. In fact, newer generations have Anglicised names. It’s harder to be antagonistic towards the succubi when they make an "earnest" attempt to assimilate.

Despite mimicking progressive rhetoric, they genuinely love British people (like a pet, albeit parasitic in nature, towards their owner) and never really felt any sort of ethnic grievance due to past "imperialism" or "colonialism". This is likely because they don't really have a sense of collective inferiority or ego, moreso living like pets of humans rather than a competing ethnic group. However, on a deeper spiritual level, they view these humans as hosts, who had lost the will to push back, to be nurtured from as spoils. As they racially abase themselves in collective guilt and moral cowardice, the succubi smile. They don't know why they're smiling, but it's probably good for them! One of the greatest hurdles for reawakening the British collective identity is the succubi's complete lack of antagonism and earnest preference for co-existence. There is no "other" to rally against within intuitively good light. They lack cunning ambition, vigilant zero-sum tribalism, collective egos, nor unpredictable barbarity. They are a blank slate, for they have no history, customs, rituals, holidays to be accommodated for as part of their identity and thus easily moldable to becoming "British". Even with the risk of demographics, mass immigration, and potential replacement: without the perceived existential threat of succubi evoking instincts of tribalism and friend-enemy distinction, the path for a renewed "pure" British nation is largely theoretical/intellectual. Succubi work against this by assimilating themselves into British mythos instead of contrasting themselves against it, thus redefining it as something akin to a pet-owner relationship. Succubi are not humans, clearly. As aside from physiology, they also exist outside tribal instincts that came with evolution and nature itself. They are supernatural. They are the symbolic White Elephant Gift.

Some succubi are employed in low-skill labour such as retail, food delivery (infamously Deliveroo), or the NHS. Just why? Integration? Corporate interests? Humanity’s magnanimous fascination of these quaint and whimsical creatures working human jobs akin to witnessing an orangutan driving a golf cart? Subconsciously standing so above in their progressive minds, they actually think "we can turn these succubi into just like us with enough aid"? "literally just humans but curvier and with tails"? I mean, they follow instructions despite not being the most competent…

Overall, imagine The Camp of the Saints by Jean Raspail but it's cute, busty, ostensibly hygienic succubi instead. A comedy. The humans a grotesque parade of ideological clowns, spiritual castrati, and self-righteous traitors.