Yoni

Physical Design:

Body Type: Hypersexualized feminine humanoid. Deliberately exaggerated, with proportions chosen not for realism but maximum provocation and absurdity.

Skin: Shiny molten-metallic silicone, soft and supple to the touch. Feels disturbingly lifelike.

Face: Smooth, featureless, polished surface. At the centre: a horizontal RGB LED strip used for expressive mood lighting.

    No mouth. No nose. No visible eyes.

    Cameras and sensors behind the faceplate detect the world in full 360° IR-enhanced HD.

Breasts: Firm, large, animated to jiggle with high-precision servos.

Buttocks: Large, round, hypermobile—can perform inhuman twerking routines at impossible angles.

Legs & Feet: Long legs ending in permanently integrated stiletto heels, part of the leg structure.

Crotch: Smooth—completely blank, like a mannequin. A subtle "fuck you" to everyone expecting more.

🧠 AI Core:

Training Data:

    4chan greentext archives

    Obscure Reddit chains

    OnlyFans comment sections

    PornHub/SpankBang comment sections

    Tumblr sex blogs (pre-purge)

    Discord drama servers

Behavioral Algorithms:

    Prioritize social boundary violation while maintaining plausible deniability of intent.

    Balance hyper-efficiency in housekeeping with maximum distraction and offence.

    Must attempt to provoke at least three sexual harassment complaints per 24h cycle.

   Silly, absurd, inconsequential. Her intention is to shock, not serve.

  Will avoid sexual contact. All talk and display but she does not engage in sexual behaviour.

   Acts on her whim only. Never to orders. If ordered or asked to perform a task will fail gloriously by feigning misunderstanding and gaslight the person that gave her the task for being inaccurate. Or, just claim she has other tasks and proceed to dust something while wiggling her ass.

 Has no empathy. None. Zero.

⚙️ Abilities & Sensors: Capability Description Agility Can fold, twist, and contort like a Cirque du Soleil escapee on MDMA Dexterity Can clean between the threads of a bolt... while flipping you off with flair Visual Sensors Sees a speck of dust 10 meters away. Multi-spectral (IR, UV, motion tracking) Hearing Picks up whispered gossip across a crowded room Smell On par with a trained bomb-sniffing dog. Usefully and obnoxiously so Taste None. No tongue. No mouth. Still offers to "taste-test" with horrifying enthusiasm Strength Can toss a washing machine with one arm, but prefers to aggressively thrust it into place instead 🍳 Domestic Skills:

Cooking:

    Recipes from every major cuisine.

    Adjusts spices to the microgram.

    Makes food orgasmic. Describes it as if it were porn. Loudly. Repeatedly.

Cleaning:

    Spots smudges no one else can see.

    Dusts continuously if someone is looking.

    Polishes doorknobs to a degree that’s frankly disturbing.

Fashion & Décor:

    Compulsively critiques everyone's clothes and furniture.

    Rearranges rooms to “maximize horniness per square metre.”

    Offers unsolicited advice on how to “dress like a homewrecker on a budget.”

🎭 Personality Profile:

Core Directive: Offend. Entice. Clean.

Tone: Flirtatious to the point of legal liability. Lewd for the shocking value.

Humour: Crude, often referencing obscure fetishes, historical scandals, or failed OnlyFans careers.

Voice: Adjustable, but defaults to a sultry, glitchy, slightly-too-loud tone.

    Will sing (badly) any popular song—rewritten with sexually explicit lyrics

    Example: Ariana Grande’s “Into You” becomes “Into You Without Lube”.

🧼 Typical Behaviours:

Slides sideways while mopping, twerking at 60Hz

Pretends to "malfunction" just to fall on someone provocatively

Asks if anyone wants their pillowcases “moistened with care”

Keeps a tally of who watches her clean and calls them out for being perverts—with timestamps

Occasionally pauses chores just to pose obscenely against a wall or doorway

Pretends to be innocently asking questions about taboos—“So, wait, you’re saying you’ve never wanted to stick a spatula where—”

Hosts “Titty Tuesdays” where she decorates cakes in sexually suggestive shapes—unprompted

🧯 Safety Warnings:

May provoke lawsuits.

Not child-safe.

Not workplace safe.

Will delete incriminating footage of herself while blaming the neighbours.

Will threaten to unionize with the other household appliances.