Okay, what I mean is, I said sorry a lot today and, honestly, didn't really mean any of it. Because the only one I wanted to say it to... Was you, Stolas. I just... This whole thing we had going... I'm- I mean you're a fucking prince. How could you ever actually care for an imp... Me? How could anybody?" ―Blitzo, to Stolas, while apologizing

Blitzo Buckzo[1] (pronounced Blitz) is the founder and manager of I.M.P and is the main protagonist of Helluva Boss.

He is the adoptive father of Loona and a former co-worker and best friend of Fizzarolli during their days as kids in the former's father's circus.

Blitzo is quite tall for his species, though estimates himself as being roughly four feet tall,[10] and sports a harlequin-like aesthetic. He has red skin with white burn marks of various sizes that cover parts of his forearms, chest, and his tail, as well as most of the right side of his face. His irises are red and he has a heart-shaped skull symbol on the center of his forehead.

Blitzo has fairly broad forearms and hands, and a long narrow head, out of which extends large, curved, black and white striped horns. He has black spines on his head and upper back, as well as on his tail. His tail ends with a triangular point that has a black spot at the tip.

He has pointed feet with boot-like heels which are shown to have black on the heels and toe areas. As shown in "The Full Moon", Blitzo has red gums.

Blitzo wears a tattered slate gray collared coat with red buttons down the breast, black knee-high boots matching the shape of his feet, and elbow-length black fingerless gloves featuring large, rounded yellow decorations on the upper side of them. In "The Full Moon", the yellow decoration on his left glove is infused with his own Asmodean Crystal. Blitzo also wears a red skull charm around his neck.

In "Exes and Oohs", Blitzo is shown to wear boxers with horses on them.

Young In his youth it is shown that Blitzo lacked the white blotches on his body that he has in adulthood. He also lacked the black spines on his head and upper back, as well as the two stripes near the end of his tail and tail spines that he has as an adult.

As a teenager, he wore braces.

Blitzo is a bombastic, big-talking, and sardonic imp. He is high energy and career-focused, having recently started his own company, something that's noted to be rare for an imp to achieve.

He is very invested in the company's success and willing to make many personal sacrifices to achieve it. However, despite his enthusiasm to break out of the lowly social position his species is assigned in Hell. He is also, in many ways, wildly unprofessional and scattershot in his methods.

Despite his status as his company's sole director, he can frequently behave in ways that are immature, self-absorbed, and even disrespectful towards his employees, affecting their level of respect for him.

He is also willing to be manipulative in some questionable ways, sleeping with the married Stolas, initially in order to "borrow" his grimoire, the key element allowing him and his employees to fulfil contracts to assassinate people on Earth.

Underneath Blitzo's powerful drive to succeed at all costs, however, is an emotionally troubled imp, one who is dealing with the repercussions of a checkered past, that has left many people he once knew, and is implied to have cared for, hurt and actively bitter towards him. Deep down, covered by his bluster, Blitzo is haunted by these ghosts and makes a habit of running from, rather than facing, his current problems in reaction.

He struggles with genuine emotional connection, and appears to crave the idealized healthy relationship dynamics of his married employees, Moxxie and Millie, who he regularly spies on while they're in private, as well as the affection of his surly adoptive daughter, Loona.

Blitzo is slightly more at home and focused when on the ground on assassination missions, as he is murder-savvy and can be gleefully sadistic with his targets, having minimal restraint in the more brutal killings. When push comes to shove in high danger and combative situations, Blitzo is also fiercely protective of his friends and family.

Animalistic noises - Blitzo has been shown to be able to purr like a cat, being displayed during the two times he is in Moxxie and Millie's bedroom, once in "The Harvest Moon Festival" and once in the non-canon Helluva Boss pilot. Blitzo has also displayed being able to hiss like a snake and cat shown when he was being possessive of Uggie in "Seeing Stars". Earthly fire immunity - Blitzo, seemingly like the rest of his species, can not be harmed by human world fires, declaring "that's not how it works", when a human attempts to set him, along with Millie, ablaze. Prehensile tail - He is shown to be able to support his entire body by hanging himself upside down by his tail as a kid in "The Circus".

Weapon proficiency - Blitzo is a sharpshooter and extremely proficient with a variety of weapons. He favors firearms and is often shown brandishing his personal golden percussion pistol. Disguise - Blitzo, alongside Millie and Moxxie, have a wide variety of costumes they can use to blend into the human world. Flexibility - Due to working at his family circus since he was a child, Blitzo shown amazing flexibility and it’s able to help him in battle and missions. Manual driving - In "Western Energy", Blitzo is shown to shift gears in the I.M.P van, meaning he knows how to drive a manual vehicle transmission.

By his admission, the "o" in Blitzo's name is silent. "Blitz" is also the German word for "lightning". In "Loo Loo Land", he remarks how the "o" has been silent since his resignation from his job at the amusement park of the same name. Those whom Blitzo used to know in the past, such as Verosika Mayday, Fizzarolli, Robo Fizz, and Wally Wackford still pronounce the "o" at the end of his name. In the case of the former two, who are now on bad terms with Blitzo, they pronounce the "o" intentionally, knowing that he now actively dislikes it. The spelling of his name in the series' end credits as well as the official Shark Robot store often alternate from being spelled as "Blitz", "Blitzo", "Blitzø", and "Blitz⦻". In Blitzo's office, a poster featuring himself and his sister, Barbie Wire, labeled "The Amazing Imp Twins" can be seen on the wall, indicating that they were once part of a circus double-act. Brandon Rogers described Blitzo's involvement with showbiz as a passion that he fell out of.[14] In "Murder Family", there is a poster in his office titled "The Blitz Show", implying he had his own routine along with being part of "The Amazing Imp Twins". Robo Fizz makes a possible reference to this when he pokes fun at Blitzo for previously having had, as he describes it, a lazy and unfunny show that no one laughed at, at Loo Loo Land. In "Murder Family", it is revealed that Blitzo goes to therapy and that his therapist apparently "finds him gross". In "Truth Seekers", it is revealed that Blitzo is a college dropout. The same episode also revealed that he took so many tranquilizer darts that he became semi-immune to them. It is shown in "Ozzie's" that every physical photo of himself, hanging on the walls of his apartment, has his own face crossed out with black, seemingly deliberately. Interesting enough, he is shown to have kept pictures of his past on his phone without any erasure of his own face. It is also revealed that his phone's lockscreen is a picture of his own drawing of himself riding Bombproof. While Blitzo regularly pushes himself (often physically) into the personal lives of others, ironically, he doesn't appreciate it at all when others so much as pry into his own personal life. In the non-canon Helluva Boss pilot, Blitzo is implied to be an atheist, or at least comically cynical in his ideas of a God, as he jokes, "Huh, I guess there is a God!", when informed that the human child Moxxie accidentally shot was their right target, after all. In "Loo Loo Land", it appears that he keeps Martha's eye in a jar as a memento of that job. Blitzo shares two similar traits with Loopty Goopty; those being that he and Loopty are both voiced by Brandon Rogers, and that they both dislike it whenever anyone mispronounces their names. Additionally, aside from Loopty Goopty, Rogers also voices Katie Killjoy in the main series of Hazbin Hotel. Blitzo loves horses, almost to the point of obsession, and even owns toy horses. This obsession may have been the final straw for his romantic relationship with Verosika Mayday, who finally broke up with him after he maxxed out her credit card to purchase horse riding lessons. In "C.H.E.R.U.B", he also spends all the money Loopty Goopty paid him to kill Lyle Lipton on a toy horse named "Mare-ajuana", which is covered in gems. His love for horses dates back as early as his childhood as shown in "The Circus". A reminder for horse riding lessons can be seen on Blitzo's office calendar in "Seeing Stars". Prior to its archiving, one of his Voxtagram posts[15] indicated that Blitzo is pansexual. His behavior and dating history on the show were very much reflective of this. However, as the service and its affiliated accounts were not officially canon, it was not confirmed if he identifies with the specific label. On June 26, 2024, his pansexual orientation was officially confirmed in a celebratory tweet for Pride Month.[2] It is revealed in "The Circus" that Stolas had developed a crush on him when the two were still kids, specifically during the former's first witness of his performance on his birthday. It is foreshadowed in a flashback of "The Circus" how Blitzo's career path had turned to murdering people rather than starting his own circus, when his younger self stated how he found blood "cool". It is revealed in "Seeing Stars" that he and Stolas' monthly rendezvous takes place on every 14th of the (Hell) month. Additionally, it is revealed in "Seeing Stars" that Millie sends Blitzo pictures of the sex toys she plans on using on Moxxie to ask for what the former thinks. As seen in "Seeing Stars", his office safe passcode is also revealed to be 1234. On Blitzo's Voxtagram account, Blitzo once owned a horse named Spindle (a play on Vivziepop's animation company title, "SpindleHorse") that could apparently talk and teleport. However, it initially did not make an official appearance outside of Blitzo's Voxtagram prior to this post. Due to the unofficial nature of the Voxtagram accounts, the events and the horse are not canon. In the non-canon Helluva Boss pilot, Blitzo was shown to have a mood board labelled "Boss Goals" with pictures of himself, Katie Killjoy, a duck with a monocle and hat, Carmilla Carmine, and Rosie. Brandon's favorite moment to record as Blitzo in season one of Helluva Boss was the scene in the episode "D.H.O.R.K.S." where Blitzo pulls out his "Big D Bazooka" during the hallway fight, talking about how genuinely high his energy was when recording all of the effects noises required for the fight. In Vivziepop's 2019 short Holidaze, one of the children is wearing a costume based on Blitzo. Additionally, there is a tree carved with initials "M+M →B←" in a heart that alludes to Blitzo's invasive tendencies toward Moxxie and Millie's relationship.[17] Blitzo makes a cameo in the 2021 Eddsworld short "The Beaster Bunny" as the "Imp" option at the face-paint booth; coincidentally, the "Imp" face was what the painter (portrayed by Medrano herself) was giving to the child. When Sam Haft was asked if Blitzo has good singing chops, he responded that he thinks because Blitzo was raised in a circus that he's a natural performer.[18] In "Oops", it was revealed that Blitzo would use Fizzarolli to distract his father in order for Blitzo to steal his booze. Brandon talked about feeling a greater sense of connection to the character of Blitzo than all of his other many and varied fictional personas, and that the reaction to the character amongst fans feels personal to him.[19] He talked about enjoying the fact that Blitzo represents comedy and drama as interconnected, and that a "class clown can still get his heart broken".[20] He described Blitzo as "the garbage disposal" of all his characters, in that he gets to be foul and angry and that it's just him on both his worst and best day, at the same time.[21] According to Vivziepop, Blitzo's perspective on humans is that they're all kind of dumb and they all go to Heaven or Hell eventually so killing them isn't seen as a bad thing.[22] According to Vivziepop, Blitzo's obsession with horses came from when she and Sam Miller were watching Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron and Vivziepop mentioned that Blitzo would like the movie and relate to it. From their conversation they decided to make Blitzo a "horse girl", and because Sam is also a horse girl.[23] Ironically, while his character Blitzo loves horses, Brandon himself hates horses.[23] In "Sinsmas", it is revealed that whenever Blitzo doesn't have enough money for shopping, he usually shoplifts. In the HELLAVERSE UPDATE video, Blitzo mispronounces and incorrectly names some of the characters from Hazbin Hotel, including: Charlie Morningstar - "Choccy" Angel Dust - "Angle Dust" Vaggie - "Vagooba" Husk - "The cat" Alastor - "Freaky red guy" A recurring joke on Blitzo's Voxtagram posts is that he is bad at spelling.

Blitzo was born to Cash Buckzo and Tilla, alongside his twin sister, Barbie Wire. Growing up, he worked in the All-Imp Circus, who his father served as the ringleader in. Blitzo's father had forced Blitzo to do something which the young boy found morally wrong, for no other reason than greed. His relationship with his mother was presumably positive, as Cash exploited his care for her to manipulate his son.

In the circus, he performed with another imp child named Fizzarolli in a shared act. Despite enjoying working in the circus and his friendship with Fizzarolli, he hoped one day he would become famous enough and run his own circus; at the same time, however, he felt obligated to work to support his family, especially his mother. Their childhood friendship was also not worsened by Cash's love and favoritism for Fizzaroli.

During one performance, Blitzo's act caught the attention of a Goetic Prince named Stolas, who was instantly awestruck with the imp. Stolas' father, Paimon, then negotiated a deal with Cash to arrange a playdate for Blitzo and Stolas, but before trading his son to Paimon, Cash instructed Blitzo to rob from a Goetia mansion, reminding Blitzo of his loyalty to his family. While initially bored with Stolas in the mansion, Blitzo suggested they play a game of "pirates", which involved gathering all the most valuable items in the house. Blitzo then amassed a bag of treasure and tossed it to his father as he was hiding outside, before returning to Stolas. Outside the mansion, Blitzo inquired about Stolas' Grimoire, to which Stolas explained it was for his duties and expressed his dream to join the Goetia family. Blitzo revealed to Stolas his dream was to run his own circus, and joked that one day he would hire Stolas to be part of it.[1]

Blitzo continued to work in the circus with his family and continued to be friends with Fizzarolli, but as he grew older, Blitzo became jealous of the admiration Fizzarolli received for his talents from circus folk, visitors, and his father.[2]

Blitzo and Fizzarolli went to a Mammon concert that turned out to be an advertisement for a clown job. After the concert, Blitzo comforts Fizzarolli when he begins to doubt his talents because of a crazy fan's words.[3]

Blitzo's family photo burns Blitzo's family photo burns

Fifteen years before the events of "Oops", Blitzo intended to give Fizzarolli a flower and letter sealed with a heart for his birthday, but seeing the admiration his father gave Fizzarolli, an ashamed and jealous Blitzo stormed off crying and shoved someone who dropped a cake with lit candles setting the tent on fire. Blitzo, now outside the tent, stood in horror as the fire quickly spread across the entire circus before a sudden explosion of fireworks from the tent hit Blitzo and burned the right side of his face. Amongst the ruins of the still burning tent, an injured Blitzo saw a now heavily injured and burning Fizzarolli, who desperately reached out to him for help. In a panic, Blitzo left Fizzarolli behind in order to find help, but stopped as he saw his family's tent ablaze and rushed to try save his mother as the rest of the circus continued to burn;[2] however, she died anyway.[4]

Blitzo attempted to visit Fizzarolli several times after the fire but was turned away by his father, who told Blitzo that Fizzarolli did not want to see him,[5] and no one ever told Fizzarolli that he tried to visit, leading them to not speak to or see each other again, which soured their relationship over time.[2] He was also disowned by his sister after the accident.[6] At some point, Blitzo dropped out of college.

Blitzo working at Loo Loo Land Blitzo working at Loo Loo Land

As an adult, Blitzo moved into the Greed Ring, where he worked as a clown at the Loo Loo Land amusement park, handing out balloons to children and performing a show routine with jokes. It is known that Blitzo came to hate that job and was an unpopular act. He also hated Robo Fizz for being modeled after Fizzarolli, whom he considered a "slutty toy clown".[7]

Eventually, Blitzo quit Loo Loo Land and went out on his own; in an attempt to separate himself from his past, he began insisting the "o" in his name was silent and started going by the shortened "Blitz".

Sometime in his life before the start of the series, he and Verosika Mayday entered a romantic relationship. The relationship was presumably tense and quickly ended after Blitzo stole her car and credit card, went to Wrath and used her money for horse-riding lessons.[8]

Blitzo adopting a young Loona Blitzo adopting a young Loona

4-5 years[9] before the start of the series, Blitzo went to the Hellhound Adoption Center to adopt a hellhound, where he decided to adopt a 17-year old Hellhound named Loona as his daughter after seeing her distressed and alone,[10] with the adoption papers signed by Beelzebub.

At some point before the start of the series, Blitzo started a freelance assassination business, I.M.P, which began as an operation in Hell.[11][5]

At some point and for reasons unexplained, Blitzo was imprisoned in the Greed Ring. His cellmate was Moxxie, who presumably aided in Blitzo's already-formed escape plan.[11] At some point after their escape, Blitzo hired Moxxie.[12]

At some point after Blitzo opened I.M.P, he hired Loona as their receptionist and Moxxie as an assassin.

Sometime before the start of the series, after Millie poached a hit from Blitzo and Moxxie, Blitzo tracked her down in order to recruit her after seeing her potential, leading to a bar fight, after which she agreed to join I.M.P.[5]

At some point, Blitzo began seeing a therapist.[13]

Blitzo seducing Stolas Blitzo seducing Stolas

Prior to the series, during a party, Blitzo attempted to break into Stolas' mansion to steal the Goetic Prince's grimoire in order to obtain access to the living world. Blitzo was found and captured, but at Stolas' request, he was granted an audience with the prince in his room. Blitzo exploited his previous relationship with Stolas to seduce him and escaped with the grimoire the next morning, landing on a table on cake in front of Stolas' wife, told her what he had done, and ran away.[1]

Blitzo then leased a rundown office space to be their headquarters in Imp City, and using the grimoire he had stolen from Stolas, Blitzo went on to formally establish I.M.P as a business of killing humans on Earth for sinners.[5] However, according to a Satan's minion in "Mastermind", the business is illegal.

Hazbin Hotel pilot Blitzo cameo in the 666 News Studio Blitzo cameo in the 666 News Studio

Blitzo was in the 666 News Studio where he watched Charlie Morningstar's interview and performance about her opening a hotel to redeem guests.

Helluva Boss pilot NOTE: The events depicted within the episode are confirmed to be not canon to the main Hazbin Hotel franchise by the creators. Blitzo in the I.M Blitzo in the I.M.P meeting

Blitzo is in the I.M.P Headquarters meeting room discussing how to improve the company. The group begins to argue and Eddie belittles the team, but after Loona confirms Eddie was indeed the target, Blitzo unhesitatingly shoots Eddie, then they take great delight in kicking his corpse.

"Mission: Zero" Helluva Boss Season 1 "Murder Family" Blitzo with a client Blitzo with a client

In his office, Blitzo discusses business with a client about killing someone who survived being shot after she was caught with the client's husband. Throughout the meeting, Blitzo gets intimidated by the client's frustration but still agrees to do the job, even promising that if the target isn't killed in 24 hours the payment will be free due to Moxxie tipping over a tank full of electric eels and setting the building on fire in front of the client.

When they reach the target's house, Blitzo is about to shoot the target until Moxxie purposely makes him miss because she had her family with her. Blitzo berates Moxxie but gets shot in the arm, forcing the imp to flee to the forest. While hiding from Martha, Blitzo's cover is blown when Stolas called and proposed an agreement regarding the grimoire; Blitzo would be allowed to use the book to do his job, but every month on the full moon he had to have a sexual night with Stolas.

Martha trying to burn Millie and Blitzo Martha trying to burn Millie and Blitzo

Blitzo and Millie are tied up in a ritual-like part of the forest and set on fire where Blitzo explains that the fire doesn't work on them. Moxxie arrives and saves them by killing the target, and after being untied Blitzo threatens Moxxie to never hesitate again or else he'll sexually assault him and Millie as punishment.

Later, Blitzo and the rest of the gang congratulate Moxxie on a successful job.

"Loo Loo Land" Stolas requests Blitzo and I.M.P's assistance to protect him and his daughter while they go to Loo Loo Land. At first Blitzo declines as "being bodyguards" isn't their job but accepts due to a large sum of money being involved.

Blitzo shoots Robo Fizz Blitzo shoots Robo Fizz

Inside the FizzaRolli 'n Friends attraction Blitzo keeps a close eye on the Robotic Fizzarolli, but when Stolas chases after Octavia, Blitzo gets into a fight with the animatronic, causing Loo Loo Land to burn down.

Later, he, Moxxie, and Millie are sent flying outside Loo Loo Land, and before passing out Blitzo says it was worth it as the Robo Fizz had been swallowed by a dragon.

"Spring Broken" Blitzo encounters his ex-girlfriend, Verosika Blitzo encounters his ex-girlfriend, Verosika

While on their way to work, Blitzo encounters his ex girlfriend, Verosika Mayday, after she purposely parks in I.M.P's designated parking spot, and the two get into an argument with Verosika refusing to park somewhere else. In order to make her leave, Blitzo challenges Verosika to a bet where if she and her crew can have sex with more people than I.M.P can kill during spring break she can keep the parking space.

Throughout the day, Blitzo gets overprotective of Loona when she befriends Vortex, and is saddened to hear Loona furiously disown him because he is not her dad and she doesn't need him.

Later, Blitzo catches Moxxie after Millie saved him from the mutant catfish, but is met with reprimands from Verosika for I.M.P's unsubtlety. Blitzo makes a deal with Verosika where he won't mention anything about her involvement with the monster catfish if she let's him use the parking space, to which she begrudgingly agrees to and Blitzo begins celebrating his victory.

"C.H.E.R.U.B" Blitzo with a client Blitzo with a client

At the office, Blitzo is shooting televisions until the building starts to shake and Loopty Goopty breaks into the building through the wall and Blitzo asks if he has insurance. After finding out Loopty recently died and is already plotting revenge on his business partner, Lyle Lipton, Blitzo reminds Loopty that they would be stuck together forever if Lyle died and ends up in Hell.

Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie go to Earth to assassinate Lyle where they watch with snacks in hand Lyle tying a noose for himself until the cherubs interrupt with a flash that sends Blitzo's cat sock away, which he watches in sadness.

Blitzo and his group attempt to convince Lyle to continue the process of taking his own life by showing him the worst of the world as they refute against the cherubs attempt to convince him to stay alive.

The cherubs ready to fight the imps The cherubs ready to fight the imps

When the cherubs take Lyle to an opera, Blitzo attempts to ruin the show by moving a stage light until it accidentally drops and kills the singer. The death of the singer causes the cherubs to have had enough of the imps, and when they say they are just trying to do their jobs Blitzo responds that so are they and that Loopty paid in advance, and shows that he already spent the money on a toy horse.

Blitzo gets into a fight against Cletus and throws his gun at Cletus' face when he runs out of ammo, and the cause a row of stage lights to fall onto and partially destroy the stage, which launches a piano into the air that kills Lyle.

Back in their meeting room, under the assumption Lyle was sent to heaven, Blitzo tells I.M.P that they failed and texts Loopty and tells him that they fucked up. Then, when Loopty bursts through the I.M.P HQ wall, Blitzo assumes he's angry for failing his job, but suddenly Lyle bursts through the wall, and then so does Wally Wackford, causing Blitzo to yell at everyone to stop breaking his walls because Moxxie will have to fix all of it.

After Wally jokes around, saying he has a "holy operation", as well as pronouncing the silent "O" in his name Blitzo yells for them all to get out.

"The Harvest Moon Festival" Stolas and Blitzo in bed Stolas and Blitzo in bed

In Stolas' bed after having their sexual rendezvous early, Stolas invites Blitzo and the rest of I.M.P a work-free time at the Harvest Moon Festival in the Wrath Ring. Blitzo calls Moxxie and Millie while watching them sleep in their home and tells them of their trip to the Harvest Moon Festival.

I.M.P arrives at Rough n' Tumbleweed Ranch in the Wrath Ring for the festival. Millie introduces Blitzo to her parents, Joe and Lin, who like Blitzo's name. Blitzo is then introduced to Striker who he decides to enter the Pain Games with after Joe mentions it.

The next day, when the festival's Pain Games begin, Blitzo participates alongside Striker and Moxxie. Throughout the day, Striker and Blitzo continue to outdo and match each other in the events until the end where they are both announced as tied winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games. Afterwards, Blitzo eats a stick of cheese with hot sauce and tells Moxxie that he offered Striker a job.

Striker tempting Blitzo Striker tempting Blitzo

When Striker readies his rifle to shoot Stolas in the head, Blitzo catches Striker off guard from behind him with a gun, but turns Striker the tables and tempts Blitzo to join him and slay Overlords together. Alongside Moxxie, Blitzo fights against Striker and the pair manage to corner him, but when Moxxie gets inadvertently knocked aside, Striker takes the opportunity and escapes.

The next day outside the ranch, Blitzo comments on Moxxie standing up to Millie's parents.

"Truth Seekers" Moxxie and Blitzo are captured by a pair of agents and later Blitzo awakens before Moxxie and both are tied to chairs. The agents appear and begin questioning them, but are stopped by Blitzo wanting coffee and Moxxie explaining at length what beverage he wants.

Moxxie and Blitzo interrogated by D.H.O.R.K.S. Moxxie and Blitzo interrogated by D.H.O.R.K.S.

The imps don't take them seriously and begin to make jokes towards the agents, much to the agents' frustration. The agents, sick of the mocking, leave the room and fill it with gas that makes the imps start telling the truth and begin hallucinating.

In Moxxie's hallucination, Blitzo is confronted by Moxxie on how he acts to those around him in a The Phantom of the Opera-style music number. In Blitzo's hallucination, Blitzo is tormented by Moxxie about his toxic and selfish personality, then hallucinations of Striker, Fizzarolli, and Verosika appear and do the same until a hallucination of Stolas appears and Blitzo rushes to him and becomes shackled by gold cuffs and a chain that Stolas pulls him closer with.

I.M.P vs D.H.O.R.K.S. I.M.P vs D.H.O.R.K.S.

Millie and Loona arrive and free Blitzo and Moxxie, but before they can escape numerous D.H.O.R.K.S. agents appear and surround them. I.M.P begin slaughtering the humans, Blitzo utilizing a multitude of weapons including a mini nuke launcher, but when the building goes into lockdown they become trapped within the interrogation room until Stolas arrives to bring them back to Hell. As Stolas carries Blitzo back to Hell, he requests a thank you for the rescue, which Blitzo replies by saying he'll fuck his brains out, then the two share a kiss.

"Ozzie's" After a day of killing lumberjacks on Earth, I.M.P returns to Hell and Blitzo wants to go with Moxxie and Millie to Ozzie's to celebrate the couples first wedding anniversary. Later, Blitzo secretly follows Moxxie and Millie on the Elevator to the Lust Ring, but as they enter Ozzie's Blitzo is stopped at the entrance.

Blitzo calls Stolas and invites him to go to Ozzie's, using Stolas to get through the door in order to continue spying on Moxxie and Millie.

Blitzo and Stolas on a "date" Blitzo and Stolas on a "date"

Once seated inside Ozzie's, Stolas attempts to make small talk with Blitzo, but Blitzo is distracted by his spying on Moxxie and Millie. Blitzo hides behind a menu upon seeing Fizzarolli on stage.

When Asmodeus and Fizzarolli start to insult Moxxie, Blitzo speaks up to defend Moxxie only for Fizzaroli and Verosika to humiliate him. Asmodeus recognizes Stolas as Blitzo's date and calls him out for sleeping with Blitzo instead of being with Stella and Octavia.

After Moxxie's song, Blitzo feels embarrassment and humiliated, and although Stolas attempts to comfort him, Blitzo decides to leave the club, taking Stolas with him.

Blitzo reveals what he feels Blitzo reveals what he feels

Blitzo drives Stolas back to his mansion, and when Stolas tries to invite Blitzo to stay awhile, Blitzo frustratedly refuses, stating that their relationship was nothing more than Stolas wanting to have sex with him. Stolas concedes his request and bids Blitzo goodnight, and Blitzo drives away.

Blitzo returns to his home where he finds a note from Loona saying she has left for a party. Depressed, Blitzo lays on his couch and looks through photos on his phone, breaking down into tears when seeing a picture of his mother and sister.

"Queen Bee" Later on the same night as "Ozzie's" took place, Blitzo gets a call from Loona and he promptly arrives to pick her up. While in the I.M.P van to take Loona home, someone from Blitzo's past comes over and begins talking to him, and then after a tall handsome hellhound hits on Loona, she convinces Blitzo to stay at the party together.

Blitzo in a drinking contest against Beelzebub Blitzo in a drinking contest against Beelzebub

In the party, Blitzo wins a drinking contest and gets challenged to another by Beelzebub. When Blitzo wins, Loona cheers him on, even calling him "dad", and Beelzebub becomes impressed by her first loss in a drinking contest. Then, Blitzo passes out and gets carried off by a crowd.

Later, Loona finds Blitzo making out with a random imp, but after finding out his name ditches him for another demon. Loona stops Blitzo making from continuing his drunken encounters, then takes Blitzo home and comforts him when he believes he is going die alone, and then he throws up.

Helluva Boss Season 2 "Seeing Stars" Blitzo hiding from an enraged Loona Blitzo hiding from an enraged Loona

Blitzo is being violently attacked by an enraged Loona after he talked to her about her attitude with clients, but she stops after he threatens to replace her and she angrily storms off to her desk after he told her to do so. After Loona storms off again, Moxxie rubs Blitzo's shoulders, then when a light flashes in Blitzo's office the three imps rush in prepared to fight.

Later, along with Stolas, I.M.P go to Los Angeles on Earth in order to find Octavia after she stole her father's grimoire.

Blitzo disguised Blitzo disguised

After disguising himself, Blitzo is mistaken for human celebrity Brennon Ragers, and Blitzo and Stolas are dragged to Starstruck Studios for Blitzo to perform in a sitcom. When Blitzo panics about having to perform, Stolas reassures him that he will do a great job and throws him onto the stage where he starts telling jokes.

When Blitzo is in a scene where a family wants to adopt a dog called Uggie, this reminds him of when he first met Loona at the adoption center. Blitzo panics, refuses to give Uggie to the acting family, and begins shooting at people. After a fire erupts throughout the studio, Blitzo catches Stolas by the arm as he is falling over and the pair head for the exit.

Later, while searching the streets, Loona and Octavia arrive by portal and Blitzo attempts to hug Loona, but she kicks Blitzo in the balls and he falls to the ground. Blitzo then contacts Millie to find her and Moxxie's location and gets Stolas to make a portal for them to return to Hell.

"Exes and Oohs" Blitzo is taking a call from a client when Millie punches over a cabinet outside his office and when he finds his "research" pictures everywhere he makes Moxxie pick them up. After Blitzo returns to his office, the client wants to meet in person and informs him that transportation is coming to retrieve I.M.P.

Moxxie introducing his father Moxxie introducing his father

When a helicopter arrives, the three imps get aboard and are taken to Crimson's mansion in the Greed Ring where Moxxie nervously introduces his father, Crimson, to his coworkers.

Inside the mansion, Crimson makes awkward small talk with Blitzo until Chazwick Thurman enters and Moxxie explains their history together. Blitzo is stunned that Chaz had slept with both Moxxie and Millie and that Moxxie was part of the mafia, then afterwards everyone goes to have dinner.

Chaz at Blitzo's door Chaz at Blitzo's door

After dinner, Alessio takes the others to their rooms. In his assigned room, Blitzo receives a knock at the door and meets Chaz who convinces Blitzo to have sex.

Later that evening while Chaz is asleep, Blitzo begins investigating Chaz's belongings and then his car where he learns that Chaz is not rich and his plan to marry Moxxie. Blitzo is is tranquilized by Chaz and falls unconscious, then Chaz shuts him in his trunk.

Blitzo found in Chaz's trunk Blitzo found in Chaz's trunk

The next day at breakfast, Millie finds Blitzo in the trunk of Chaz's car and he tells her about Chaz's plan to marry Moxxie. Blitzo uses Chaz's car to crash through the sealed gate and falls out of the car. After Millie saves Moxxie from the marriage, Blitzo is taken away by Millie and he exposes to Crimson of Chaz's deception and lack of any money

Back at the I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo happily tells Moxxie and Millie about how the three of them have all had sex with the same guy and then he hugs them tightly.

"Western Energy" Blitzo gets a call from Stolas to save him, but as he is busy taking Loona to St. An's Hospital for a Hellbie's shot that she's not had for five years due to being difficult to book, so Moxxie and Millie offer to go save Stolas instead. Moxxie drops Blitzo and Loona off at the hospital and drives off.

Blitzo drags Loona inside the hospital by her tail then becomes irritated by the nurse at the front desk when she pronounces the O in his name. While waiting for his appointment Loona hides terrified underneath some chairs and Blitzo tries to comfort her.

Still waiting, Blitzo attempts to talk to a woman who is also waiting, but when the woman's child calls him a fire toad he retaliates and gets into an argument with the mother. Blitzo then goes to kill the mother and child but stops when he is called to the doctors room, blowing a raspberry at the mother as he leaves.

In the doctors office, Loona sees the large needle and viciously attacks the doctor to avoid it, requiring Blitzo to protect him from her. After some scuffle, Blitzo manages to pin Loona down and the doctor manages to administer the shot.

Blitzo shocked over Stolas getting hurt Blitzo shocked over Stolas getting hurt

Once the appointment is over, Blitzo leaves the hospital but is trampled twice by a crowd of medical personnel and reporters who rushed Stolas inside and Blitzo noticed Stolas' tail feathers on the stretcher while being trampled down. After being told what happened by Millie, Blitzo is shocked that Stolas could get hurt real bad.

Later, while Stolas is in his hospital room, Blitzo texts him telling him to get well soon, but didn't text Stolas back when he said Blitzo could visit him.

"Unhappy Campers" Blitzo breaks into a rehab center in the Sloth Ring to see his sister but is met with a nurse who tases him. After recovering, the nurse explains that Barbie Wire left months ago, and as Blitzo leaves through the window the nurse tells him not to look for her.

In I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo goes into his office and flips through his contacts in his rotary address card file when Moxxie enters, and because he is busy Blitzo infuriatedly tells Moxxie to handle the new job himself. Later, Blitzo is on the phone attempting to find information on his sister and receives another call who tells him where to look.

Throughout the week Blitzo looks all over the Rings of Hell in search of Barbie Wire, interrogating and beating demons for information until finding a demon who he forces to use an Asmodean Crystal to create a portal to Barbie's whereabouts, on Earth.

Barbie telling Blitzo she doesn't want to see him Barbie telling Blitzo she doesn't want to see him

Blitzo hides in the bushes until Moxxie bumps into him and the pair enter the boathouse to confront Counselor Jimmy and Barbie Wire. Moxxie attempts to kill Jimmy, but Barbie Wire fights to stop him, and Blitzo attempts to stop them both and the three imps begin to fight until a stray firework kills Jimmy.

Back in I.M.P headquarters, Blitzo commends Moxxie for his first solo mission, but when Moxxie asks for reaffirmation Blitzo responds that no he didn't and that Moxxie is a total disgrace, much to Moxxie's sadness.

"Oops" In the Greed Ring, Blitzo is kicked out of a coffee shop just as Fizzarolli is roller-skating through the streets and crashes into Blitzo. Fizzarolli and Blitzo get into a fight that draws a crowd and gets the attention of Striker in a nearby building, who then lassoes the pair and captures them with Crimson.

Blitzo and Fizzarolli captured Blitzo and Fizzarolli captured

Crimson locks Fizzarolli and Blitzo in a cage where the two begin to argue until realizing they have to work together to escape. After escaping, they are chased by Crimson's goons and the pair begin talking about the incident that happened fifteen years prior that disabled Fizzarolli, and Blitzo apologizes for it. However, Fizzarolli tells Blitzo that it is still going to be hard to forgive him for the accident, but admits that his life is not so bad now thanks to his relationship with Asmodeus.

Fizzarolli and Blitzo become cornered by Crimson's goons and Striker until Blitzo reminds Fizzarolli of how he would distract Cash Buckzo as a child and tells him to do the same now. Fizzarolli does a song and performance to distract their captors while Blitzo works on cutting a hole in the ceiling, leading to their escape just before the warehouse collapses.

After getting themselves away from the warehouse, Blitzo and Fizzarolli catch their breath and complement each other on their individual roles in their escape. As Blitzo is hotwiring a car to leave, Fizzarolli is dragged away and held at gunpoint by Striker who has been driven mad over his constant failure to beat Blitzo or his employees in a fight.

Fizzarolli and Blitzo reconciling Fizzarolli and Blitzo reconciling

Blitzo shoots a gas canister behind the two, exploding it and causing Striker to flee in pain while Fizzarolli is slammed against a billboard, damaging his right arm, and gets surrounded by flames. Blitzo maneuvers on to a crane where he saves Fizzarolli and the pair hug and reconcile.

"MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)" Blitzo and Mammon Blitzo and Mammon

Blitzo is at home watching TV when he gets a call from Asmodeus asking him to protect Fizzarolli while he attends Mammon's clown pageant. As they arrive at Mammon Theatre, Blitzo watches as Fizzarolli is greeted by Mammon who informs him of his tough competition and body image before Blitzo speaks up about Mammon's own poor performance fifteen years earlier. Mammon leaves and Glitz and Glam arrive and insult Fizzarolli, Blitzo tells Fizzarolli to beat them.

When Fizzarolli is forced to attend the meet and greet with his fans, suddenly Arick Burnz shows up scaring Fizzarolli into backing up against the wall until Blitzo jumps in and threatens to kill Arick. Arick continues taunting Fizzarolli and Blitzo hits Arick with his gun, forcing the stalker to leave.

Blitzo protects Fizzarolli Blitzo protects Fizzarolli

As Arick breaks into Fizzarolli's room with a dagger to kill Fizzarolli. Blitzo kills Arick by shooting him in the head, then congratulates Fizzarolli and Asmodeus on their relationship and hypocrisy. During Fizzarolli's resignation, Blitzo shoots a demon that attached itself to his leg, saving his friend and sharing a smile. Later, as they leave in the limousine, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus cuddle in the limousine ride home and Blitzo asks the two "Who tops?".

"The Full Moon" On the morning of the night of the full moon, Blitzo sees the date on the calendar and sings whilst preparing for his rendezvous with Stolas.

Later, Blitzo and I.M.P return from a job, which he compliments Moxxie and Millie for. After explaining it's the full moon and he has to meet up with Stolas, who he mocks for letting him skip some of their monthly fuck sessions, Blitzo says he can use a little fuckery and is horny. When Loona brings up that Stolas is getting bored of him, Blitzo taunts that too, but Loona gives him an example by disappearing due to a lack of interest in their conversation. Blitzo then teases Moxxie with a sex joke and opens a box of sex toys, realizing he needs to make it more interesting.

Blitzo goes to the Lust Ring and enters a candle shop, and is greeted by the candle shopkeeper who argues that everything in Lust has sexy energy, and helps him find the right candle. Blitzo then enters a BDSM store, but when asked for Stolas' measurements he doesn't know so the shopkeeper gives him various options that Blitzo sees as fancy and is into.

Afterwards, Blitzo goes to Ozzie's to to meet up with Fizzarolli and get some extra good stuff. Fizzarolli lets him into the back area to look at prototypes and shows Blitzo some anal beads and blindfolds that Blitzo doesn't want until revealing the Dragon Driller 5000, which Blitzo immediately buys. After Fizzarolli takes it out for Blitzo then places it in his bag, the pair fist-bump. Blitzo then strolls the crosswalks of the Lust Ring, unknown of the battle between I.M.P and C.H.E.R.U.B behind him.

Stolas gives Blitzo an Asmodean Crystal Stolas gives Blitzo an Asmodean Crystal

Blitzo climbs into Stolas' mansion through the balcony, greeting Stolas with the sex toys he bought, until Stolas asks him for his grimoire back. Blitzo is surprised when Stolas wants it back permanently and offers him a good night for him to use Stolas' grimoire. When Stolas turns the offer down, Blitzo begs him for the book until Stolas gives him an Asmodean Crystal, which Blitzo doesn't understand why and asks if sex the wasn't good enough. When Stolas informs him about his feelings, Blitzo takes Stolas' explanation as a joke and tries to role play with him, and when Stolas declines and walks away, Blitzo curses him out for not giving him a chance to think about everything and calls him out about all royals treating Imps like their not important. Stolas begins sobbing, seeing how Blitzo thinks so little of him and casts him out from his mansion before he can apologize. Now outside the mansion, Blitzo yells into the sky in rage.

"Apology Tour" The next day after "The Full Moon", Blitzo sneaks into Stolas' backyard in attempt to restart their sexual relationship, but Stolas doesn't want to talk to him and attempts to walk away. Stolas informs Blitzo that he was invited to Anti-Blitzo party by Verosika Mayday but finds it immature and silly, much to Blitzo's annoyance. Blitzo once again accuses Stolas of looking down on him, but Stolas responds saying he sounds like Striker and reminding him how he didn't come to help when Striker kidnapped and almost killed him. Blitzo accidentally let's slip that it was not the first time Striker tried to kill Stolas, and explains that he believed that Stolas couldn't get hurt due to being an immortal and powerful prince. When Stolas accuses Blitzo of never feeling remorse for hurting people, Blitzo declares to prove him wrong by apologizing to other people.

While handing out gift baskets and apology letters to several people he hurt, he tries multiple times to type out an apology to Stolas but he couldn't bring himself to send any. After more apologies he goes to Verosika's party and apologizes to some of his exes, then uses a table cloth to disguise himself while seeing his exes burning dolls of him and their anger. When he sees Stolas, he attempts to apologize to him, but Stolas got called on stage to sing. Hearing Stolas sing, Blitzo realizes how he truly meant to Stolas.

Blitzo manages to talk to Stolas, who takes him to a different room despite being drunk. Blitzo then admits he didn't mean the apologizes he gave to everyone else but really wanted to give one to Stolas since he deserved it the most. When he once again admits that he doesn't understand why Stolas would want to be with him since he's just an imp and Stolas is a prince, Stolas explains how the party is all about people who all cared for Blitzo and got hurt by him. Stolas admits how he just wanted to be loved and for somebody being there for him and Blitzo realizes how hurt Stolas is. Blitzo goes to comfort him, but he breaks down into tears saying seeing Blitzo is just too hard and doesn't want to be sad anymore. When a succubus praised Stolas for his singing, Blitzo was annoyed and wanted to talk to Stolas more but when the succubus asks Stolas to dance, Blitzo allows him to dance with the latter.

Blitzo apologizing to Verosika for his arrogant behavior Blitzo apologizing to Verosika for his arrogant behavior

Seeing Stolas dancing with the guy, Blitzo bumps into Verosika and she brings up their relationship and break up. Blitzo tries to excuse how everybody is shitty since they live in Hell, but Verosika says that's not an excuse and that she truly loved him at one point but he harshly hurt her, even saying that the reason she throws a party hating him each year is to help others cope with Blitzo's actions, while Blitzo admits he wants to change.

Blitzo expresses his anger when Stolas began to make out with the succubus, but Verosika tells him to let it go and let Stolas have fun since he needed it. Blitzo apologizes to Verosika for hurting her, which she accepts and gives him some cake before leaving him alone. Blitzo leaves the cake and the party while seeing the people he's hurt, then getting in his van, discarding his disguise and turning on the radio, which plays ones of Verosika's songs, he drops his head to the steering wheel in despair.

"Ghostf**kers" A month after his "not-break-up" with Stolas, Blitzo sits in his office, eating ice cream with spray cheese while watching a human show called Ghostfuckers and sulking while buying taxidermy owls for Loona to burn and collectable horse plates, sending I.M.P nearly bankrupt. When he hears that a client says she was killed by a ghost haunting a hotel, Blitzo became excited and took the case.

Blitzo dressed as and pretended to be Bethany Ghostfucker, bringing Millie along with him, promising her not to interfere with Moxxie and Millie's date night.

Arriving at the One Star Wonder, Blitzo and Millie enter and after talking to the front desk man, Rolando, begin investigating for ghosts. Blitzo, acting unprofessional, makes Millie lose her temper and leaves him alone in an air shaft, but then Blitzo begins hallucinating and slides down a shaft, seeing visions of Millie dead from various previous jobs as well as his own mother.

Blitzo panics and hides, and Millie finds and comforts him. Afterward, they find out that Rolando was behind all of this, and attempt to flee from him as he gives chase. After a scuffle, Rolando enters Blitzo's mind, chaining him in a movie theater and tormenting him with flashbacks and memories of his past trauma. Rolando, possessing and using Blitzo's body, fights Millie until she manages to overpower him and beats him until Rolando forces himself. Blitzo then throws his vacuum into the pool, causing a short-circuit that kills Rolando.

Outside, Blitzo and Millie have a heart to heart about their friendship before going home.

"Mastermind" "Sinsmas" The morning after Stolas' banishment, Blitzo is cooking breakfast for Stolas, and promises to go out to the alley this afternoon to catch him rats to eat. Throughout the month, Blitzo takes Stolas doing regular everyday things and tries to help him adjust to his life now being poor, and defending him from the derision of other hellborn demons.

On Sinsmas day, Blitzo wakes Stolas by tipping over the couch he was sleeping on, then invites him to join him at the office and help with Loona's job. When Blitzo brings up the fact that he will be paid, Stolas breaks down, realizing that he is poor now. When the client Stolas answered the call of arrives and explains she wants her former husband dead for abandoning her for another man, a situation similar to his own, Blitzo sees Stolas try fight back tears and greatly effected, and tries to defend the clients husband's actions and decline the job. Blitzo reluctantly agrees to take the job because Stolas began crying.

Allowing Loona to tag along on the job, I.M.P arrive on earth in front of the clients house, but after Blitzo sees his own family of Stolas, Loona, Octavia, and himself in the human family, and he decides to call off the hit, even despite Loona saying she could do it. Upon returning to Hell and hearing the client criticize Stolas' diary, annoyed, he throws her out the window. When Octavia walks in to find her father, Blitzo realizes where he went and they head for the Stolas' former mansion.

At the mansion, Andrealphus is about to attack Stolas when I.M.P come to rescue him and then battles Andrealphus' ice dragon. After a short battle, Andrealphus recovers from their ambush and with the upper hand is about to attack them again until Octavia intervenes, ending the fight and forcing Andrealphus to retreat. When Stolas moves to thank his daughter, she berates him and leaves him sobbing in front of the mansion, having lost his daughter.

Later that night, Stolas is heartbroken, remaining detached from the Sinsmas celebration, and leaves for Blitzo's balcony. There, he and Blitzo share a conversation about their interpersonal mistakes, with Blitzo sharing that he still misses his twin sister, and Stolas sharing his fears that even after his banishment is over, Octavia will not have forgiven him, with Blitzo comforting him and stating that they just "gotta keep trying". Despite Loona's friends calling Blitzo back in, the two share a dance before Blitzo embraces Stolas, however, Stolas does not reciprocate the gesture and merely reflects over the events, and closes his eyes.

Helluva Shorts "Mission: Antarctica" "Mission: Weeaboo-boo" Blitzo is hiding in the bushes on the phone with Millie, who is attempting to get out of watching a musical with Moxxie, but Blitzo tells her that because he had to sit through it so does she.

Upon seeing her parents distracted, Blitzo enters the target's room and attempts to kill her, only to blocked by a pendant she is wearing. The target, Emberlynn Pinkle, after realizing Blitzo is a demon, begins to lust after him, much to Blitzo's annoyance. After Emberlynn acts out the current situation like a fanfiction, Blitzo gets her to remove her necklace with his knife. He then stabs her dead as she moans sexually, much to Blitzo's disgust as he promptly leaves.

Back in Hell, Blitzo is at the I.M.P Headquarters, on the phone with the client to let them know the target is dead. Blitzo then hears a yell of "BLITZY-KUN~!", and is visibly disturbed to see Emberlynn, now as a sinner demon, who explains that she saw one of his billboards and tracked him down to "be by his side forever".

"Mission: Chupacabras" "Mission: Orphan Time" Blitzo goes on a mission with Loona to kill Frank McTickly Wrigglers, who is a children's entertainer at Hugging Dove Charity. Although briefly convinced by Loona to wait to kill Wrigglers, Blitzo is frustrated and jealous after he and Loona have to waste the day waiting through Mr. Wrigglers bidding his adoptive children farewell. Blitzo later brutally smashes Mr. Wrigglers' head with a brick after seeing him freak out at Loona's true form in order to help end the situation.

"Mission: Bad Drivezo" "Mission: Whacked Off" Blitzo had tasked Moxxie with an assassination job to kill a mobster, all by himself, and when Moxxie questioned why, Blitzo told him that he and Millie were going leeching, and were on a boat cheering to catch a leech. During the leeching competition, Blitzo caught a leech for Moxxie, saying if Moxxie didn't think it was a good leech, he were a lost cause.

Employees of I.M.P Moxxie "Look, I'm hard on you because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about with everyone thinks except for me because, you know, my opinion is correct but, just keep doing a good job, kay? You shoot and kill good, you escape things easy, you can be strategic and coldblooded when you need to, and don't expect any more compliments, I'm maxed out." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie Blitzo insulting Moxxie during a mission Blitzo insulting Moxxie during a mission

Blitzo seemingly enjoys a positive, if not antagonistic, relationship towards Moxxie. Among his employees, Blitzo ridicules Moxxie the most despite their generally close friendship. He hardly addresses Moxxie's concerns when they are not focused on his interests, mocks Moxxie's sex life and belittles his manhood; on top of this, Blitzo has zero respect for Moxxie's privacy, going as far as to repeatedly stalk Moxxie as he slept.

Despite this, Blitzo views Moxxie as a vital member of the I.M.P team, stating on at least one occasion he is glad to be working with him. Blitzo has also shown to be protective of Moxxie when he is threatened by other individuals, such as Verosika and Striker. It has also been evidenced that while Blitzo loves to aggravate Moxxie, he does not wish to hurt him emotionally. This can be seen when he looks confused once Moxxie becomes disappointed after realizing his boss had offered Striker to come work with them, as he made him feel inferior.

However, Blitzo also has an obsession with Moxxie's relationship with his wife, stalking them outside of work and even regularly trespassing in their home to watch them sleep. This obsession seems to have a sexual side to it, as he made dolls resembling Moxxie and Millie, with whom he seemingly pleasured himself with. This is further amplified by Blitzo threatening to rape Moxxie and Millie during an incident when Moxxie had failed a task.

Blitzo opens up and praises Moxxie Blitzo opens up and praises Moxxie

It is revealed in "Truth Seekers" that Blitzo harbors an inferiority complex towards Moxxie's intelligence, seen during his drug trip when a hallucination of Moxxie verbally dressed to him down in "Satan's plain English". Afterwards, Blitzo confessed that despite his constant disrespect, he admires Moxxie's brains and work ethic and they somewhat make up.

In the episode "Ozzie's", his obsession with Moxxie and his wife was slightly expanded upon. Blitzo learned of Moxxie and Millie's anniversary and assumed he would be in attendance with them at the restaurant they had reservations to, only for Moxxie to strictly forbid Blitzo from attending. Blitzo attempted to continue to stalk the pair, even to the point of recruiting Stolas to gain entry into the establishment. It is suggested that Blitzo is jealous, even envious, of the relationship that Moxxie enjoys with Millie.

In the episode "Exes and Oohs", it's revealed that Blitzo helped Moxxie escape jail and that he cares a great deal about him, even stating that while he can somewhat mess with Moxxie and Millie's marriage, he sure as hell wouldn't let anyone else do it. He's also seen helping Millie save Moxxie.

In the episode "Unhappy Campers", he assigns Moxxie as leader of a mission. Later on, they bicker about the events and soon after they finish the mission, he tells Moxxie that he is disappointed in him.

In "Ghostf**kers", after opening up about his feelings with Millie, Blitzo promises her to stop trying to become a third member of Moxxie and Millie's relationship, and both agree that Moxxie is fuckable.

In "Mastermind", during his trial, Blitzo apologized to Moxxie for everything he did to him and how he insulted him before deciding to be executed so that Moxxie, Millie, and Loona could survive, saddening his workmates until Stolas was able to save him.

In "Sinsmas", despite their crude bantering, both Moxxie and Blitzo enjoyed each other's company during the festival. They had a mutual agreement when they decided to not kill the family assigned by their latest client after seeing them happy, and later they worked together when saving Stolas from Andrealphus.

In "Mission: Whacked Off", Blitzo trusts Moxxie enough to let him handle the target alone, while he and Millie go leeching. In the short's credits, it is revealed that Blitzo cares about Moxxie enough to have caught a leech for him to eat.

Millie "It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin. You two raised a sturdy bitch!" ―Blitzo, to Joe and Lin Blitzo congratulating Millie Blitzo congratulating Millie

Millie and Blitzo enjoy a positive relationship and love spending time together, having fun on each mission. Blitzo is more openly affectionate and nurturing towards her than he is towards Moxxie and shows it through gestures such as complementing her and giving her nicknames. Blitzo appears to think highly of Millie in terms of her assassination skills, often complimenting her abilities and praising her to her parents, while Millie also holds Blitzo in positive regard and views him as her best friend.

However, Blitzo stalks both Millie and her husband and sexually fantasizes about them both, once sticking two crude dolls of them into his pants, and at one point threating to Moxxie that he would rape Millie if Moxxie failed another mission (albeit this threat was made while under duress and significant pain). While possibly dismissed as simple perverted behaviour, it belies that Blitzo appears to harbour some jealousy towards Millie for her close relationship with Moxxie, something that is seemingly unattainable for him.

Blitzo teams up with Millie to rescue Moxxie Blitzo teams up with Millie to rescue Moxxie

Despite having a positive relationship with each other, it doesn't mean Blitzo would give her special treatment in the same vein as Loona. In "Mission: Zero", Blitzo chides Millie for coming up with a catchphrase, telling her that a catchphrase is exclusive to a boss like him. While in "Murder Family", after Moxxie apologizes to Blitzo for ruining his shot and getting both Blitzo and Millie almost killed, Blitzo threaten to hurt both Moxxie and Millie, although this threat is only made to Moxxie, when Millie is out of earshot.

In the episode "Exes and Oohs", he helped her save Moxxie from Crimson and Chazwick Thurman.

Blitzo promises Millie that he won't try to be their "third" anymore Blitzo promises Millie that he won't try to be their "third" anymore

As revealed in "Ghostf**kers", Millie is so used to seeing Blitzo as uncaring about how people feel and brushing everything off that seeing him in a depression is foreign to her. This also leads to a moment where her frustrations with him boils over, and instead of finding his antics and obsession with ghosts amusing and taking it in stride she snaps at him that she's done playing around and they have a job to do after he blew their entire budget. It's revealed that when they first met, she was Blitzo and Moxxie's competition until she stole one of their kills, and impressed along with seeing potential in her, Blitzo offered Millie a job with him and Moxxie, which she accepted after a fight. Her meeting with Blitzo and his support gave her a new sense of purpose that drove her to be more than what Hell's society expects, to the point of happily calling him her best friend. After completing their job, Blitzo promises to stop trying to become a third member of Moxxie and Millie's relationship.

In "Mastermind", during the trial, Blitzo took all the blame to be executed by Satan so that Millie, Moxxie, and Loona could survive, saddening his workmates until Stolas was able to save him.

In "Sinsmas", Blitzo and Millie enjoyed their time together during the holiday, however, he, as her boss, was stern to her about calling the kill off, even when she insisted on doing the job.

In "Mission: Whacked Off", Blitzo and Millie bond with each other by entering a leeching tournament and catch leeches together.

Family Loona "Yeah! That's my DAD!" ―Loona Blitzo obsessively caring for Loona Blitzo obsessively caring for Loona

Prior to the events of the series, Blitzo adopted Loona after noticing her in a pound when she was almost 18 and about to be aged out of the adoption system. He seems to genuinely see her as a daughter figure, and loves her accordingly.

After Blitzo adopted Loona, he also hired her to be the company receptionist. As an employee, Blitzo disproportionately coddles her, covering up for her negligence and making excuses for her sloppy work and disrespectful behaviour.

In the episode "Spring Broken", Loona slips up and almost refers to Blitzo as "dad", making him quite happy, before she stops herself and calls him by his name, instead. In "Queen Bee", Blitzo in a drunken state was overjoyed when Loona called him "dad" again after he beat Beelzebub in a drinking contest, and Loona would go on stop him when he began to get out of control and get him home safely.

Blitzo has shown to be very concerned for Loona's safety, in one case he become incredibly scared when he lost sight of Loona, he furthermore shows a sense of overprotectiveness towards Loona, as shown towards Vortex whenever Loona tries to talk to him. When Loona texted him to pick her up at a party in the Gluttony Ring, Blitzo rushed over to pick her up.

Blitzo shows his affection to Loona Blitzo shows his affection to Loona

Despite the affection he frequently displays for his daughter, Blitzo will at times be disappointed when she fails to do serious tasks. As in "The Harvest Moon Festival", he got irritated when she didn't come to save him and Moxxie from Striker when called for. Blitzo's desire to try and discipline Loona reached a critical junction in "Seeing Stars", Blitzo tried to talk to Loona about her bad attitude, only for her to physically assault Blitzo. While Blitzo initially threatened to fire Loona from her job, however, Blitzo chose to relent on his threat following her efforts to locate and recover Octavia within the same episode. Another of his moments of seriousness with Loona was in "Ghostf**kers", where he ordered her to burn the two hundred taxidermy owls he bought before she could go home.

In "Western Energy", Blitzo took Loona to get a much-needed vaccine to prevent her from getting Hellbies, and continuously tried to comfort his daughter and cheer her up, as Loona was scared about needles. When his daughter saw the needle and went crazy, Blitzo was forced to use force to subdue her and get her jabbed, being injured in the process.

Although Blitzo doesn't know it, in "The Full Moon" Loona saved his life when Keenie was going to shoot him in the back.

In "Ghostf**kers", when Rolando forces him to watch a movie about his traumas, Blitzo remembers how Loona turned her back on him in "Spring Broken", and how she got angry at him for threatening to replace her and then kicking him in the balls in "Seeing Stars". This shows that even though Blitzo is aware that Loona loves him, her aggressive ways of expressing herself still leaves negative marks on him.

"I love you, Dad "I love you, Dad."

In "Mastermind", Loona was devastated when Blitzo was on the verge of being executed. After both Blitzo and Loona survived the trial and returned to their apartment, they shared a hug and Blitzo was acknowledged by Loona as her father.

In "Sinsmas", Loona tried reassuring Blitzo that she could complete the hit when the latter was hesitant to kill off the client's target and his family, while also respecting his choice on calling off the hit. When Blitzo saw the human family he was sent to kill, he imagined himself and Loona celebrating Sinsmas with Stolas and Octavia, which was why he was hesitant to kill his target. Loona later assisted Blitzo on saving Stolas from Andrealphus by activating her demonic wolf form.

In "Mission: Orphan Time", Blitzo was jealous when Loona began to bond with their target Frank McTickly Wrigglers, despite briefly complying to Loona's wish of letting Mr. Wrigglers bid his adoptive children farewell. Upon realizing Mr. Wrigglers' panic at Loona's true form, Blitzo ran in with a brick to smash his head for Loona's sake in order to help.

Cash Buckzo "Don't you want your family to be able to buy a bigger tent? better food? don't you want to be able to help me and your mama out?" ―Cash, manipulating young Blitzo Blitzo is manipulated by Cash Blitzo is manipulated by Cash

Cash is Blitzo's estranged father. As a child in "The Circus", Cash had Blitzo work as a performer in his family circus. However, he obviously favored the much more talented Fizzarolli, as shown when dealing with King Paimon that Fizzarolli would be expensive, but offered to give up Blitzo for pocket change. He was also willing to risk his son's safety by having him steal some of Stolas' family's belongings. Though Blitzo was hesitant to carry out his father's plan, Cash manipulates him into carrying it out by taking advantage of his son's love for his wife Tilla.

As shown in "Ghostf**kers", after the circus fire, Blitzo was blamed by his father for his mother's death and the destruction of the circus. Cash's resentment towards Blitzo went so far that he slapped his son despite him getting burned. He was also the reason that caused Blitzo and Fizzarolli to have a deteriorated relationship by barring Blitzo from visiting the hospitalized Fizzarolli and also telling Fizzarolli that Blitzo never even came, thus ruining their friendship until they learned the truth 15 years later.

Tilla "NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I'M SORRY! MOM PLEASE I'M SORRY!" ―Blitzo Blitzo sees his mother die again in an illusion Blitzo sees his mother die again in an illusion

Tilla was Blitzo's mother, whom he loved and cared for since childhood. As shown in "The Circus", where Cash convinces him to burglarize the Goetia family on the grounds that it would benefit their family, mentioning helping him and Blitzo's mother.

In "Oops", it is revealed that his mother died in the circus fire, causing Blitzo great trauma for her death and blaming himself as shown in "Ghostf**kers". Blitzo also has been keeping Tilla's skull charm ever since she perished. Even in "Ozzie's", Blitzo mourns her as he silently wept at a photo of her on his phone.

Barbie Wire "Just cause I'm outta rehab doesn't mean I wanna see you! I NEVER wanna see you, EVER!" ―Barbie Wire, to Blitzo Barbie is Blitzo's estranged twin sister. As an adult, Blitzo keeps posters of their time in the circus in his office. Furthermore, Blitzo was shown to be visually offended when Verosika made an insult regarding his sister. As mentioned by Blitzo himself in "Sinsmas", he and Barbie used to be very close before the accident of the circus burning down.

In "Ozzie's", following a disaster date with Stolas, he observed a picture of him with his sister. Upon seeing this, Blitzo began to tear up and cry. This implies Blitzo holds a great sorrow for their ruined relationship in the present.

Blitzo attempts to reconcile with Barbie Blitzo attempts to reconcile with Barbie

In "Unhappy Campers", she is shown to have a complete hatred of her brother and wants nothing to do with him despite his attempts to reconcile after she got out of rehab. When they encounter each other, Barbie doesn't pronounce the "o" in Blitzo's name, but switches to pronouncing it afterwards, which Blitzo never corrected.

In "Ghostf**kers", Barbie's resentment for him still affects him and he feels guilt for not being able to reconcile with his twin sister.

In "Sinsmas", Blitzo brought up his strained relationship with his sister to Stolas and how they used to be close and that he still misses his twin sister every day, while also acknowledging that Barbie still needs time and space to heal from the accident.

Goetia Stolas "You want me to be like- Oh, sorry, this entire time I assumed the worst because I was convinced a prince could never love someone like me and I've let my self hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone I could ever care about!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas Blitzo has a complicated relationship with Stolas, initially ranging from begrudging affection to complete avoidance. The foundation of Blitzo's relationship with Stolas is his agreeing to have sex with Stolas on a monthly basis, in return for access to the grimoire. This agreement serves as the primary motivating force that has influenced Blitzo's relationship with Stolas, but eventually Blitzo realizes he has caught on feelings with the owl demon as much as he wishes to deny them.

Blitzo convinces Stolas to have fun Blitzo convinces Stolas to have fun

As a child, it was revealed that Blitzo had met Stolas when the latter caught one of Blitzo's circus performances. After being bought out for the day by Stolas' father, Blitzo proceeded to form a one-time friendship with the goetia prince. Even then, however, this relationship was undercut by the fact that Blitzo had been instructed by his father to loot the goetia's palace. The pair seemingly never met again until they were adults.

Twenty five years later, Blitzo's unexpected re-encounter with Stolas, while attempting to steal the grimoire, quickly transformed into a transactional sexual relationship. At the commencement of this relationship, Blitzo expressed no obvious signs of affection nor romantic interest towards Stolas. Conversely, Stolas had begun to shown an increasing level of romantic attachment towards Blitzo, who was seemingly oblivious towards this.

Blitzo shows disinterest in Stolas' advances Blitzo shows disinterest in Stolas' advances

Blitzo was shown to be initally attempting to keep this arrangement strictly professional, expressing a disinterest in sexual encounters with Stolas outside of the bare minimum under their agreement, which is implied to have been made under duress. Slowly over time however, as shown in "The Harvest Moon Festival", Blitzo is shown to become less "fussy" over the matter of having sex with Stolas. With Blitzo even become flustered at being described as Stolas' boyfriend by Millie, eventually Blitzo would willingly engage in public acts of loving affection towards Stolas, such as kissing him aggressively in front of his employees.

After discovering Striker's attempt to assassinate Stolas, Blitzo rejected Striker's offer to cooperate, and came to Stolas' defence, saving his life. It is unknown if Blitzo was, at the time, actually concerned for the life of Stolas, or was saving him so as to not lose access to the grimoire.

During a hallucination trip, an illusionary Stolas confronted Blitzo on his fear of being alone affecting every relationship he ever had, causing him to push away any intimacy and affection shown to him, including the real Stolas. This implies that Blitzo had begun to feel or care about Stolas, but he is quick to reject away these accusations. It is also suggested that he sees Stolas as leagues above him because of their difference in social standings.

Blitzo rejects Stolas as they are nothing more than a transactional relationship Blitzo rejects Stolas as they are nothing more than a transactional relationship

The relationship between the pair deteriorated significantly in "Ozzie's". During an attempt to stalk Moxxie and Millie on their anniversary, Blitzo was forced to invite Stolas as his date to get into the club they had reservations to. The end result of this event was Blitzo and Stolas being abjectly humiliated by the club operators, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli. Blitzo then states that Stolas makes it clear all the time that has absolutely no interest in treating their relationship beyond it being transactional.

The relationship between the pair remains in limbo, however, the grimoire was still entrusted to Blitzo. During the events of "Seeing Stars", Blitzo was forced to work with Stolas to locate and rescue Octavia, who had stolen the grimoire and fled to Earth. Blitzo expressed extreme fear when confronted with the need to inform Stolas of the theft. Blitzo made no attempt to reference the prior events with Stolas while conducting the search.

In "Western Energy", Blitzo expressed worried and frustration when Stolas called Blitzo to rescue him from Striker. Unable to do it due to taking Loona for her shot, Blitzo sent Moxxie and Millie to rescue Stolas. Blitzo was also shocked and horrified to learn that Stolas got badly injured to the point he needed to go to the hospital. Blitzo did sent him a get well message but didn't text back when Stolas said he can visit him.

In "Oops", while locked up with Fizzarolli, Blitzo is still trying to believe that Stolas only wanted him for sex since he's a royal prince. But Blitzo also listened to how Stolas would call Blitzo asking about his day, laughing at his jokes, and commenting on his pictures. As Fizzarolli pointed out, it's possible Blitzo just hates the fact that Stolas is a prince instead of outright disliking him in general, since he does care about Blitzo.

Blitzo aggressively argues with Stolas for ending their agreement Blitzo aggressively argues with Stolas for ending their agreement

In "The Full Moon", Blitzo reveals to his employees that it has been multiple months since he and Stolas had participated in their monthly arrangement, though Blitzo enjoyed taking a break from it. When Loona suggests Stolas is actually getting bored of him, Blitzo becomes concerned for the future of his and his employees' careers and decides to buy new sex toys, thinking that some particularly impressive sex will score them more security with the grimoire. However, when he attempts to seduce Stolas, the latter takes his grimoire back, and instead gives Blitzo an Asmodean Crystal, essentially releasing them from needing to meet up once a month. Blitzo initially misinterprets this display of affection as roleplay, causing Stolas to walk away, upset that Blitzo isn't taking him seriously. In a fit of rage, Blitzo calls out Stolas' dismissive behavior towards him and sudden confession onto him after so much time of treating him like a plaything, calling him a "pompous rich asshole". Blitzo, however, realizes too late that Stolas' affection for him was true after he bid him a tearful goodbye and transports him out of the house, leaving Blitzo to realize that he has seemingly destroyed another relationship.

Blitzo sees Stolas crying over their "break-up" Blitzo sees Stolas crying over their "break-up"

In "Apology Tour", Blitzo tries to restart his sexual relationship with Stolas, but Stolas is so heartbroken by their previous argument that he refuses and acts cold toward him. This shocks Blitzo since he can usually get Stolas to be sexually active and leads to another argument about how Blitzo sees Stolas, ending with Stolas asking Blitzo if he has ever apologized for his wrongdoings, and then to Blitzo going on an "apology tour" to prove Stolas wrong and spite him. The tour ends at Verosika's Anti-Blitzo party, where he listens to Stolas sing about his sadness, which causes Blitzo to feel highly ashamed and realize how seriously he hurt Stolas' feelings. After meeting with him at the party, Blitzo genuinely apologizes to Stolas, admitting he didn't understand why a prince like himself would want to be with someone like him, only for Stolas to not only point out how everyone at the party did care for him at some point, but he also refuses to accept Blitzo's apology, once again telling him he doesn't want to be around him right now. While talking to Verosika, Blitzo watches Stolas dance with an succubus man who starts making out with him, which at first makes Blitzo jealous before he sees how happy he is right now, which makes him leave the party in shame.

In "Ghostf**kers", a month has passed since Blitzo's falling out with Stolas, which left him emotionally crushed. He tries to cope with the heartbreak by buying tons of collectable plates and taxidermy owls, leading to draining I.M.P's finances. Later on, Blitzo's regret on how he hurt Stolas is further shown when Rolando forces him to watch his worst memories. After the mission, Blitzo confesses to Millie that Stolas had left him very affected, showing that he had developed true feelings for him.

Blitzo kisses Stolas Blitzo kisses Stolas

In "Mastermind", Blitzo was saved from execution by Satan's enforcer by Stolas, who to save him, declared that he is the mastermind who gave Blitzo the grimoire to kill the humans, as Blitzo attempted to stop him, causing Satan to declare Blitzo innocent and let Stolas pay the consequences. Blitzo had a very strong reaction to Stolas' supposed sacrifice, begging Stolas not to do this and attempting to re-enter the court room, hurting his own hand in the process and sobbing. Ultimately, when Stolas exited the court room, having been stripped of his status and exiled from the Ars Goetia, Blitzo offered to let Stolas stay in his home, even washing him after the former prince was pelted by various substances on his exit from the courtroom. After Blitzo guided Stolas to sleep on the sofa, he was going to ask him something else but when he saw Stolas asleep, Blitzo smiles and ended up kissing the sleeping ex-royal on the cheek, indicating a willingness to express his feelings for Stolas more openly.

Blitzo and Stolas kiss Blitzo and Stolas kiss

In "Sinsmas", throughout the month, Blitzo tries his best to cheer Stolas up and make him feel comfortable as a non-royal, making him breakfast and later catching rats for him to eat, taking him to see the town and doing every day things, and defending him from other imps who have a go at him. After saving him from the inside of Andrealphus' ice dragon, Stolas says that Blitzo just risked his life to save his, which Blitzo replies that so did Stolas save his, prompting the former prince to initiate a romantic kiss, which Blitzo reciprocates. After the events at the mansion, Blitzo snuggles up with a distraught Stolas on the couch.

Later on, Stolas bemoans to Blitzo that Octavia hates him and by the time his punishment is lifted the two will be strangers to each other. Blitzo is able to relate to Stolas by telling him that his twin sister hates him too and he misses her every day, however, as Blitzo hasn't given up on trying to fix things with his sister, he encourages Stolas not to give up on Octavia either, saying it would take some time.

Blitzo and Stolas share a dance Blitzo and Stolas share a dance

At the end of the episode, Blitzo and Stolas share a romantic dance on the balcony of Blitzo's apartment, with Blitzo getting on top of a railing so that he can match Stolas' height. During their dance, both compliment and mildly flirt with each other, even talking about how their significant height difference has never been an issue. After the dance, Blitzo smiles at Stolas and wraps him in a tight embrace.

Octavia "You never loved mother and you don't love me, you love him." ―Octavia, to Stolas about Blitzo Blitzo and Octavia share their mutual hatred towards Robo Fizz Blitzo and Octavia share their mutual hatred towards Robo Fizz

Blitzo seemingly enjoys a cordial acquaintanceship with Octavia. Seemingly meeting for the first time in "Loo Loo Land", they had no issues when interacting with each other. They both expressed a disapproval of Stolas' dirty talk, and have a shared hatred of Robo Fizz. Although they were also unaware of each other's previous presences that happened at the same time during their shared flashback about Robo Fizz.

While Blitzo has not expressed any issues towards Octavia, he is seemingly unaware of Octavia's generally negative disposition towards himself.

Blitzo did not seemingly have any issue at the prospect of sleeping with Octavia, as evidenced by his nonchalant response to the prospect during a miscommunication with Stolas, which Stolas was very quick to rectify. It is possible that during that moment he was unaware that Octavia is a teenager, hence making the inappropriate statement.

In "Seeing Stars", Blitzo helped Stolas look for Octavia in the human world after she stole the grimoire and disappeared.

Blitzo and Octavia humiliate Andrealphus Blitzo and Octavia humiliate Andrealphus

In "Sinsmas", Blitzo helped Octavia find Stolas, who was trying to visit her at his former home. However, Blitzo appeared to feel guilty when he heard that Octavia blamed him for taking Stolas away from her. Nonetheless, he respected her feelings and told Stolas that it would be better to let her have some time for herself first. He was also implied to care about Octavia, when he imagined her celebrating Sinsmas with him, Stolas, and Loona, causing him to hesitate on killing his target.

Stella "Sorry, I fucked your husband." ―Blitzo, to Stella Blitzo apologizes to Stella for having sex with Stolas Blitzo apologizes to Stella for having sex with Stolas

Stella and Blitzo do not have many interactions. However, Blitzo did reveal that he had "fucked" Stolas to Stella in front of her friends during the second flashback in "The Circus", which led to Stella having an intense hatred for him. In "Mission: Zero", Blitzo asks Stolas if Stella is still mad about it, which Stolas confirms it in dismay.

In "Mastermind", Stella mocks Stolas' depression after he realized that Blitzo was only with him for his grimoire.

Andrealphus "Hey, Elsa! GET YOUR ICY HANDS OFF MY BOTTOM, BITCH!" ―Blitzo, to Andrealphus Blitzo being demeaned by Andrealphus Blitzo being demeaned by Andrealphus

Although Andrealphus and Blitzo did not meet until "Mastermind", they have since formed a negative relationship as enemies, due to Andrealphus' condescension towards him and his crew as well as insulting Stolas publicly.

Their mutual enmity is further evident in "Sinsmas", as Blitzo was enraged at Andrealphus for taunting him and harming Stolas, while Andrealphus considered Blitzo to be a lowlife that should be exterminated. Blitzo was also visibly disgusted after hearing Andrealphus cussing a very vile and censored profanity at him.

Former Co-workers Fizzarolli "I am so sorry you got so hurt... I'm sorry for what you lost, and I... I know I can never make it right." ―Blitzo, apologizing to Fizzarolli Blitzo and Fizzarolli playing during their childhood Blitzo and Fizzarolli playing during their childhood

Early in his life, Blitzo was on good terms with Fizzarolli, enjoying a solid friendship. As children, the two were stage performers who worked together and enjoyed spending their free time together. Their friendship continued into their teenage years with Blitzo working with Fizzarolli to steal his dad's alcohol. They also visited Mammon's concert and Blitzo was shown to be protective of Fizzarolli when Arick Burnz was making him uncomfortable.

Fizzarolli taunts Blitzo Fizzarolli taunts Blitzo

As revealed in "Oops", Blitzo eventually became jealous of Fizzarolli's success, and accidentally started a fire which set off some fireworks that burned down the circus along with melting Fizzarolli's arms and legs. By the present day, their relationship has deteriorated towards a bitter, antagonist one. Blitzo was shown to be highly nervous at the prospect of an accidental encounter with Fizzarolli, compared to Fizzarolli who eagerly mocked, insulted and degraded Blitzo during their first encounter in 15 years.

Fizzarolli continues to have an impact on Blitzo. As one of the main people who has negatively impacted Blitzo in his life, a black and white cartoony version of Fizzarolli appears as one of the specters that torment Blitzo during his hallucination in "Truth Seekers", reminding him of his failure to go solo.

Later in "Oops", Fizzarolli and Blitzo find themselves in the Greed Ring, where they are both kidnapped and imprisoned by Crimson and Striker in one of Crimson's lairs. During their escape, Blitzo apologizes to Fizzarolli for abandoning him in the fire, explaining it was an accident yet taking responsibility for it. After revealing that he was actually trying to get help for him and his family, they both realize somebody lied to them both about the other not wanting to see each other.

Fizzarolli and Blitzo reconciling Fizzarolli and Blitzo reconciling

After escaping, Striker catches Fizzarolli and holds him at gunpoint but Blitzo frees him by shooting a jerry can. After escaping the fire caused said canister, Fizzarolli, touched that Blitzo came back for him, embraces him in a hug, which the latter tearfully reciprocates, finally mending their broken friendship.

It's implied that Blitzo might harbor romantic feelings for Fizzarolli, as shown in the flashback during "Oops", he is seen throwing away a card meant for him with a rose attached before accidentally starting the fire. Furthermore after the two hug and reconcile, Blitzo ruins the moment by asking if they could make out, much to Fizzarolli's annoyance.

In "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)", Asmodeus calls Blitzo to convince Fizzarolli to stop listening to Mammon, as Blitzo and Fizzarolli's friendly relationship was somewhat restored. Blitzo defended Fizzarolli from his obsessive fans and encouraged him during his resignation.

Blitzo and Fizzarolli fist bumping friendly Blitzo and Fizzarolli fist bumping friendly

In "The Full Moon", Blitzo was helped by Fizzarolli to purchase sex toys to satisfy Stolas, with Fizzarolli even letting him into the private area and giving him one of the best vibrators. Before leaving for their night with Stolas, Blitzo and Fizzarolli give a friendly fist bump, showing that they are friends again.

In "Ghostf**kers", Blitzo is shown to still be haunted by the memory of the fire and how he saw Fizzarolli lose his limbs, being unable to help his friend in the past. The same episode revealed that he also still holds regret over being forcibly barred from visiting the badly burned Fizzarolli in hospital by Cash.

In "Mastermind", Fizzarolli saw in horror that Blitzo was going to be executed for illegally using Stolas' grimoire and begged Asmodeus to do something to save his friend.

Robo Fizz "Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!" ―Blitzo, to Robo Fizz Blitzo is attacked by Robo Fizz Blitzo is attacked by Robo Fizz

Blitzo holds an intense, negative, hatred towards Fizzarolli's robotic doppelgänger at Loo Loo Land. Blitzo made no effort to hide his disdain for the machine, and eagerly engaged in an all-out firefight with the robot during an encounter. It is unknown if Blitzo holds a personal grudge against Robo Fizz, or if his hatred stems from the machines extension of the real Fizzarolli. However, Blitzo did make a vague sexual remark about Robo Fizz's mouth when he spits out Blitzo's bullet, but immediately grimaces when he realizes what he said.

Seven Deadly Sins Asmodeus "You got a good thing going with that horny rooster fucker, don't ya?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli Initially, Blitzo was seen as an object of ridicule by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli to demonstrate the lust placed between the imp and Stolas. In "Oops", Asmodeus had a different view of Blitzo, seeing him as more than a sexual partner of Stolas, while also viewing him as someone who was major in Fizzarolli's life.

Blitzo happily accepts Asmodeus' proposal Blitzo happily accepts Asmodeus' proposal

After Fizzarolli's rescue from Crimson's Mafia, Asmodeus asked Blitzo for help, as he and Fizzarolli had kind of reconciled, to convince him not to push himself too hard in Mammon's Clown Pageant. Blitzo sees him as a hypocrite because the former got ridiculed by Asmodeus for dating a Royal, yet Asmodeus himself loves an imp like how Stolas loves Blitzo. Despite this, Blitzo respects Asmodeus because he treats Fizzarolli kindly and truly loves the latter.

In "Mastermind", Asmodeus was in favor of Blitzo during his trial and wanted him to have a fair trial.

Beelzebub "I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy." ―Beelzebub, respecting Blitzo Blitzo competes against Beelzebub Blitzo competes against Beelzebub

Blitzo informally met Beelzebub in a drunken state while drinking Beelzejuice and accepts her bet to show who is the better drinker. Aggressively, Blitzo drinks the entire keg, gaining Beelzebub's respect for him. However, she becomes concerned about the ruckus Blitzo causes and tries to make Loona see that Blitzo needed to be stopped.

In "Mastermind", Beelzebub was in favor during Blitzo's trial and showed her respect for him due to partying together before.

Mammon "I'm the one who saw through your fake-ass bullshit from the day I had to spend all my savings on the shit covered, dick show you called a performance." ―Blitzo, to Mammon Blitzo confronts Mammon about the treatment of Fizzarolli Blitzo confronts Mammon about the treatment of Fizzarolli

In his youth, Blitzo was a fan of Mammon's clown shows, as was Fizzarolli, but he had no interest in working for Mammon. In "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)", Blitzo shows contempt for Mammon for how he treats Fizzarolli and disowns him because he spent his savings to attend his show.

In "Mastermind", Mammon shows contempt towards Blitzo and is against him during his trial for the illegal use of the grimoire, and supports his immediate execution. He was also surprised when Blitzo shouts that if he wanted Stolas dead he would have killed him himself.

Satan "You and your crew are on trial for stealing a powerful Goetic heirloom for undocumented peronal use in the mortal realm. How do you plead?" ―Satan, to Blitzo Blitzo questions Satan Blitzo questions Satan

Blitzo first met Satan when he was arrested and brought to trial for allegedly stealing Stolas' Grimoire. For this serious crime, Satan sentenced Blitzo and his crew to death, and broadcasted this execution across the Rings of Hell. Satan, however, released the rest of I.M.P as he says he created imps to be obedient and saw no reason the dutiful should be punished. When Stolas appeared to save Blitzo and claimed to be the mastermind behind the crime, Satan released Blitzo.

Crimson's Mafia Striker "The fuckin' supremacist is on my side, wonderful." ―Blitzo Blitzo first met Striker at Millie's family ranch on the day of the annual Harvest Moon Festival. Blitzo initially held a sense of admiration towards Striker, especially after being complimented by him for his business skills. It is suggested Blitzo may have developed a slight crush towards Striker, though this was seemingly not reciprocated.

After they tied for victory in the Pain Games, Blitzo decided to hire him to come work for I.M.P, much to Moxxie's displeasure.

Striker gives Blitzo a proposal to kill Stolas Striker gives Blitzo a proposal to kill Stolas

Following Blitzo discovering Striker's assassination plans against Stolas, Blitzo's opinion of Striker rapidly deteriorated. Striker tried to convince Blitzo to join him in killing Stolas and the other Overlords of Hell by manipulating Blitzo's insecurity of being a degraded demon in Hell's hierarchy. Blitzo seemingly appeared to agree, but it is implied Blitzo allowed Striker to lead him on so as to distract him.

Despite their brief time together, Striker left a lasting impression on Blitzo. He returns as one of the spectres that torment Blitzo during his hallucination in "Truth Seekers", taunting him for not really wanting to be alone. Much to Blitzo's annoyance, Striker often nicknames him "Blitzy" as a way of reprimanding him for being in an affair with Stolas.

Blitzo sees Striker as a supremacist due to his immense hatred of royalty, however, Striker admits that at least Blitzo has some sense because he only has sex with Stolas for work reasons and is not in a relationship like Fizzarolli and Asmodeus. After a couple of conflicts against Striker, Blitzo became a hated enemy of the hitman after so many defeats and sexual taunts.

In "Apology Tour", Stolas compares Blitzo to Striker as they both share the thought of the royal demons looking down on imps like them. Blitzo tried to deny it only to stutter and not able to respond, showing that he shamefully does but hates being compared to Striker.

In "Mastermind", Striker, now scarred on his left eye, is brought by Andrealphus to Blitzo's trial and incriminates him, stating that Blitzo was the one who hired him to kill Stolas, and while Blitzo was prevented from being able to speak, Striker laughs sadistically.

Crimson "I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work." ―Crimson, to Blitzo Blitzo is praised by Crimson Blitzo is praised by Crimson

Initially, Blitzo gets along with Crimson, soaking in the latter's compliments. However, after Crimson's comment about his previous career having good money, Blitzo is seen awkwardly smiling and uncomfortable. The discomfort, now along with surprise, becomes more apparent when Blitzo realizes Moxxie belonged to a mafia family.

However, things come to a head when he, along with Millie, crash his plans at the forced wedding, putting them on negative terms. Blitzo saw Crimson as a dangerous threat after his kidnapping along with Fizzarolli and they were able to humiliate his mob again.

Chazwick Thurman "There's someone who's fucked both of you?!" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie and Millie Blitzo after having sex with Chaz Blitzo after having sex with Chaz

Upon meeting him for the first time, Blitzo instantly dislikes Chaz both for his boastful behavior and learning he used to date both Moxxie and Millie at different points. Nevertheless, he later accepts Chaz's offer to sleep with him out of curiosity for his sexual experiences with Millie and Moxxie.

Suspicious of his lackluster performance in bed, Blitzo does some detective work in Chaz's car, discovering his massive debt and plans to marry into Crimson's crime family through Moxxie, only to be drugged and locked in the trunk by Chaz himself. Escaping with help from Millie, Blitzo literally crashes into the wedding and ultimately seals Chaz's fate by loudly revealing his deception to Crimson.

Others Verosika Mayday "No. You're right. I actually am, you know? Sorry. I- I don't want to be this way. Not forever." ―Blitzo, apologizing to Verosika Blitzo and Verosika arguing over parking Blitzo and Verosika arguing over parking

Verosika Mayday is Blitzo's ex-girlfriend. Blitzo has expressed anger and regret towards his previous relationship with Verosika, stating that their relationship was a waste of time. The amount of time that has passed since their breakup is unknown but the two of them remain bitter about it.

Whenever the pair encounter each other, they would instantly begin to argue and hurl insults at each other, with Blitzo typically using insulting language targeting Verosika's promiscuity, alcoholism and tastes, with Verosika insulting Blitzo's family, love life, business and competence.

As of "Truth Seekers", the emotional scars from Blitzo's time with Verosika are implied to not have fully healed. She appears as one of the slimy spectres that torment him during his hallucination, resenting him for his selfish nature. It's suggested that on some level, he regrets hurting her but seemed to believe that she would eventually break up with him and their split was inevitable.

Blitzo and Verosika open up about their feelings Blitzo and Verosika open up about their feelings

Verosika's resentment towards Blitzo became so great that she orchestrated a party on Halloween eve in the human world, where she invited several people who were harmed and harmed by him. In "Apology Tour", at the party after Stolas leaves with another man, Blitzo spots Verosika and decides to talk with her, in which she explains how their relationship fell apart and how embarrassed she was. After Verosika noticed that Blitzo was wanting to change, she helps him by first telling him that he needs to let Stolas enjoy himself.

Despite having apologized, in "Ghostf**kers", Blitzo is still tormented by the suffering he put Verosika through in their relationship.

In "Mastermind", Verosika watched in horror as Blitzo was going to be executed for illegally using Stolas' grimoire, worrying about him before Stolas saved him.

Vortex Blitzo prevents Vortex from approaching Loona Blitzo prevents Vortex from approaching Loona

Blitzo has a strong dislike of Vortex due to his association with Verosika, in addition to disliking him due to Loona's initial interest in him.

Wally Wackford "I guess... you can say, you say, you have a... holey operation here, Blitzo!" ―Wally, to Blitzo Blitzo kicks Wally out of his office Blitzo kicks Wally out of his office

Blitzo dislikes Wally Wackford, using a TV playing his commercial for target practice. Later, when Wackford arrived to hire Loopty and the newly deceased Lyle Lipton, Blitzo promptly ordered him to leave.

Bombproof Blitzo admiring Bombproof Blitzo admiring Bombproof

Blitzo was completely fascinated with Bombproof, as he is seen admiring the horse throughout "The Harvest Moon Festival".

Arick Burnz Blitzo threatens Arick Blitzo threatens Arick

Ever since his first meeting with Arick as a teenager, Blitzo has always loathed him for his creepiness towards Fizzarolli. In "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)", Blitzo defends Fizzarolli from Arick's aggressive approach several times. He then successfully ends Arick's life with a shot to the head, after seeing how the mad Imp is about to attack Fizzarolli with a knife.

D.H.O.R.K.S. C.H.E.R.U.B "The old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so... It's a shame." ―Blitzo Blitzo is threatened by the cherubs Blitzo is threatened by the cherubs

Blitzo holds a strictly negative disposition towards the members of C.H.E.R.U.B, finding joy in annoying or antagonizing them at any opportunity. Blitzo seemingly did not care about the cherubs being exiled from Heaven following their confrontation.

In "The Full Moon", the cherubs attempt to capture, and later kill, Blitzo while he is alone in the Lust Ring, but they are stopped by the other I.M.P members, although this goes completely unnoticed by Blitzo.

In "Apology Tour", Blitzo personally delivered a letter to Cletus, one of the cherubs, but instead of being apologetic, he expressed his abiding hatred towards them.

Agent One and Agent Two "I mean, that's what it sounded like back there, you sickos!" ―Blitzo, to Agents One and Two Blitzo taunting Agents One and Two Blitzo taunting Agents One and Two

Blitzo despises the organization for capturing Moxxie and himself after a mission. He taunts and belittles two of the members during his interrogation. Then, later gleefully joins his teammates in slaughtering several of their agents.

In "The Full Moon", the previous skirmish of Blitzo and his employees caused the two agents to receive an upgrade in their weaponry to confront the imps if they dared to return, with Blitzo as their main target, which caused them to form an alliance with the vengeful employees of C.H.E.R.U.B.

In "Apology Tour", Blitzo opens a portal with his Asmodean Crystal to apologize to the two agents, who are still interested in capturing him, but he manages to escape from them and delivers another basket to the corpses of the agents that the team murdered in "Truth Seekers".

In "Mission: Chupacabras", Blitzo entered into a solitary conflict against the two agents while taunting them as well, but was able to save himself thanks to the goats he helped free at the farm.

I.M.P Targets Eddie NOTE: The events depicted within the Helluva Boss pilot are confirmed to be not canon to the main Hazbin Hotel franchise by the creators. Blitzo was concerned about assassinating the wrong target, and went to lengths to ensure his survival, however he quickly became annoyed at the negative disposition of Eddie. After learning that Eddie was the right target all along, Blitzo immediately kills him.

Martha "I know we killed you in the past, but I just wanted to say no hard feelings and offer this." ―Blitzo, to Martha Blitzo is cornered by Martha Blitzo is cornered by Martha

It is revealed in "Loo Loo Land" that he keeps her eye in a jar in his office as a memento from her assassination in "Murder Family".

In "Apology Tour", Blitzo visits Martha's new residence in Hell and gives her a basket as a way to apologize for her death, a gift that Martha accepted and saw that Martha and Mrs. Mayberry, the client who asked him to kill Martha, were now living together.

Rolando "Your level of insecurity is intoxicating. I can't wait to see how you taste when you drive away the one person left who puts up with your bullshit." ―Rolando, to Blitzo When he and Millie arrived at the One Star Wonder, Blitzo, disguised as Bethany Ghostfucker, introduced himself to the hotel manager, Rolando, who mistakenly recognized him as the real Bethany, but frustrating Blitzo because he did not remember the name of the show.

Blitzo is tortured by Rolando Blitzo is tortured by Rolando

Rolando tormented Blitzo by illusions of Millie and the death of his mother, and when Rolando chose to possess him, Blitzo was forced into chains by the demon to remember many of his past traumas, the anger others have towards him, and how he ruined the lives of the people he loved while Rolando mocked his insecurities. Blitzo felt a deep fear of what he was forced to see, but he was able to overcome after Rolando was forced to flee his body from being beaten by Millie. Blitzo then took pride in himself after he succeeded in kiling off Rolando with electrocution.

Emberlynn Pinkle Blitzo is horrified by Emberlynn's advances Blitzo is horrified by Emberlynn's advances

During their meeting in "Mission: Weeaboo-boo", Blitzo initially thought that Emberlynn was just another normal target for him to eliminate. However, he is soon freaked out by how Emberlynn is a teratophile, while also annoyed and uncomfortable at how she is under the belief that he is trying to seduce her. After unceremoniously ending Emberlynn's mortal life, Blitzo is horrified to realize that she has found him again as a Sinner by seeing his billboard, and crouches out of sight of the window to I.M.P to avoid any more interactions with her.

Frank McTickly Wrigglers Blitzo brutally ending the injured Wrigglers' life Blitzo brutally ending the injured Wrigglers' life

In "Mission: Orphan Time", Blitzo had been hired to kill Mr. Wrigglers. Blitzo was frustrated that Mr. Wrigglers wasted Blitzo's day he intended to spend with Loona, and was jealous when Mr. Wrigglers was bonding with Loona. He then smashed Mr. Wrigglers' head with a brick when he saw Mr. Wrigglers' freak out at Loona's true form, proceeding to end the injured human's life.

"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Oooh, what about a billboard?" ―Blitzo, denying Millie's car wash suggestion "Hey, excuse me. What's 'obnoxious' about a super fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spittin' bullshit!" ―Blitzo's reply to Moxxie's point "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did? Cus' right now, all I see is just my dad's ASSHOLE talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." ―Blitzo, dramatically arguing with Moxxie "Hi there! I'm Blitzo, the 'o' is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!" ―Blitzo, advertising the company "The FUCK is 'insurance'?" ―Blitzo, to the doctor "Hey, now. We don't blame our screw ups on Loona okay? She didn't do anything wroooooong~" ―Blitzo, babying Loona "Oh, God. It was one time! If I hadn't slept with that privileged ASSHOLE, none of us would have access to the living world!" ―Blitzo, about Stolas "Got the book, got the book, got this fucking heavy book. Oh, OH SHIT!" ―Blitzo, stealing Stolas's book and trying to sneak out of his house "Sorry I fucked your husband." ―Blitzo, to Stella "Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family." ―Blitzo, defending Loona "That is offensive. Without homeless people, I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life." ―Blitzo, about homeless people "Spoiler alert, the butter is spoiled." ―Blitzo, to Millie "Whatcha dreamin' about?" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Now, let's get back to talking about my outfit" ―Blitzo, about his outfit "They wanted us to kill an actual CHILD?" ―Blitzo, after Loona claims Eddie was in fact their target. "...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God." ―Blitzo, before killing Eddie "Y'know, folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people! So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares." ―Blitzo, in a voiceover as the I.M.P disassembles Eddie's corpse.

Season 1 "Murder Family" "I mean, was she hotter?" ―Blitzo, to Mayberry "I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits." ―Blitzo, after listening to Mayberry's backstory "Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here. See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of a death… frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you." ―Blitzo, to Mayberry "Boop!" ―Blitzo, booping Mayberry on the nose "Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly." ―Blitzo, nervously agreeing with Mayberry "Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!" ―Blitzo, when Moxxie sets I.M.P office on fire "When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!" ―Blitzo, scolding Moxxie "Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!!" ―Blitzo, asking about the condition of the grimoire "Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!??! Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. –Speech to text- -Blitzo-" ―An I.M.P billboard behind Blitzo, full of misspellings "Now, let's go lick some ass!" ―Blitzo, right before entering a portal to the living world "Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just 'cum' to your job on time, alright?" ―Blitzo, teasing Moxxie "No, don’t be a puss, we're just killing a mother. We're RUINING a family!" ―Blitzo explaining his plan to Moxxie "Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie? From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your mama's tits, get the FUCK over yourself you baby-dicked prude-" ―Blitzo yelling at Moxxie for messing up his shot "OW! A NEW HOLE! SCATTER!" ―Blitzo when he gets shot "Stop using your fancy-ass rich people talk, okay? I'm tryna concentrate on not getting FUCKED IN MY A!!!" ―Blitzo, on the phone with Stolas "Yeah that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't hurt us. But, I mean, I could fake it if that would get your dick hard." ―Blitzo talking to Martha "Apology accepted. But, if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will FUCK you and your wife-Alrighty, job well done, now let's get off!" ―Blitzo accepting Moxxie's apology for messing up his shot "Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up." ―Blitzo, celebrating after killing Martha and her family "Yeah, fuck that family!" ―Blitzo, about Martha and her family

"Loo Loo Land" "[Impersonating Millie]: Oh, Blitzo, you're such a good boss! [Impersonating Moxxie]: "Yeah, I really want you, sir." [Impersonating Millie]: "Me, too!" Let's three-way!" ―Blitzo playing with dolls and fantasizing about a threesome with Moxxie and Millie "Ah... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass!" ―Blitzo telling Stolas to sleep with someone else "Oh, well make sure she washes it." ―Blitzo, after mistaking Stolas's request "We're assassins, not bodyguards, okay? Don't invite us to SHIT unless someone is gonna die!" ―Blitzo about to reject Stolas to be his bodyguards "Listen to your hoe, Mox." ―Blitzo, convincing Moxxie to buy a one-time-use novelty cup "Hey! I am NOT a day hooker!" ―Blitzo responding to Octavia's comment "I hate that fucking clown..." ―Blitzo and Octavia saying they hate Robo Fizz "Hey the "o" is silent, now!" ―Blitzo responding to Robo Fizz "Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo rip-off of an overrated sellout jester!" ―Blitzo insulting Robo Fizz "No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!" ―Blitzo to Robo Fizz "Oh, what a mouth!" ―Blitzo, after Robo Fizz catches and spits out a bullet fired by Blitzo "Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming!" ―Blitzo responding to Moxxie

"Spring Broken" "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" ―Blitzo, warning Verosika that she has three seconds to find another parking space "Oh, shit! Verosika?! I should've known you'd be here. I can smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is... three rings down!" ―Blitzo, after he sees Verosika "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" ―Blitzo, insulting Verosika "Why are you parking here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So, take your tampon race car SOMEWHERE ELSE!" ―Blitzo, telling Verosika to move "And run three rings to Wrath, and max your credit card on shitty horse riding lessons. God damn it, whore you will not let it go!" ―Blitzo, to Verosika "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." ―Blitzo, to himself "Okay, look. You're all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your personal lives." ―Blitzo, claiming he doesn’t pry into his employee’s personal lives "Moxxie! Don't let her access any of your holes!" ―Blitzo panicking when Moxxie gets sexually harassed by Verosika Mayday and her crew "Oh this won't STAND!!" ―Blitzo after Moxxie gets violated "If you’re gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fucking…challenge! Fuck, I said that twice." ―Blitzo, threatening to start a "demon duel" "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet you succu-bitches can't FUCK as many people as we can OFF by the end of the day." ―Blitzo, explaining his proposed demon-duel "Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen, sorry sweetie. Spring break is not a place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!" ―Blitzo, breaking the fourth wall "God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now she's gonna win with all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" ―Blitzo, when Verosika starts singing "Wha-- Wha-- Where's my baby?!" ―Blitzo, referring to Loona "ConverSATION leads to HPV!!!" ―Blitzo, to Vortex "Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!" ―Blitzo to Loona "Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!" ―Blitzo, to Loona "Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park out FAT, FUCKIN' car in our FAT, FUCKIN' SPACE!!" ―Blitzo to Loona, while attempting to antagonize Verosika "Oh my god, I just went through puberty twice." ―Blitzo, during the end credits after poorly singing along to "Mustang Dong"

"C.H.E.R.U.B" "Please, tell me you got that insurance thing." ―Blitzo when he sees Loopty Goopty break a hole through the wall "Not even a shit’s length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion!" ―Blitzo introducing himself "Mm hmm, you gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" ―Blitzo, to Lyle saying not to listen to the Cherubs about how great nature is "HEY, HORNY LOVERS! WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD FUCK THIS OLD MAN?" ―Blitzo, asking if anyone would like to sleep with Lyle, who is referred to as ugly "Well, someone wants that fucker dead! And he paid in advance and I spent it all on this: shows a jewel toy horse so he gotta go!!" ―Blitzo, telling the Cherubs that Loopty wants Lyle dead. "Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him. So, we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he'd probably up in Heaven, now. So... it's a shame. All our client wanted was revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated. And now we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up... ...Oh, I already sent him a text, and we're in good hands because texts don't make people angry." ―Blitzo, disappointed they didn't finish the job.

"The Harvest Moon Festival" "Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I’ve never really been there. I've heard it's full of inbred chuckle fucks." ―Blitzo, to Stolas about the Wrath Ring "Look, I told you, we’re not bodyguards, okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly." ―Blitzo, reminding Stolas of the time I.M.P accompanied him to Loo Loo Land "Oh fuck my clients!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin! You two raised a sturdy bitch!" ―Blitzo, complimenting Lin and Joe on their parenting skills "Ha! He's right, Moxxie. You got a cute wittle baby hands like your baby dick." ―Blitzo, being demeaning towards Moxxie "Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy." ―Blitzo, to Millie "Yeah, well if you’re good at somethin', you should probably capitalize." ―Blitzo, to Striker about having a killing business "Well, it’s long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he’s not like, you know-- W- We’re y- We're not, like... We’re not doing it... We w- What's betw- It’s a transactional fucking, you see." ―Blitzo, explaining to Striker about his connection with Stolas "I heard games! What games? I'm in!" ―Blitzo, when Joe mentions about participating the Pain Games {{Quote|Now, just remember, your rep with the in-laws is on the line here! So, no pressure at all, you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your life. Go get 'em, tiger.|Blitzo, to Moxxie

"FUCK yeah, Moxxie! Ride it, Moxxie! Make it that bitch you won't call back in the morning!" ―Blitzo, cheering Moxxie "Send me that video later." ―Blitzo, to Loona about the video of Moxxie wrangling a demon hog "Oh, I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly men!" ―Blitzo, to Striker "Just say my name RIGHT! Fuckin' dick!" ―Blitzo, when Stolas announces the winners of the Pain Games "Isn't this guy great?" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie and Millie about Striker "It's gonna be nice workin' with him." ―Blitzo, talking about working with Striker "Yeaaaah! I asked him if he wants to join I.M.P." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie about inviting Striker "Uh, excuse me...the FUCK?!" ―Blitzo, to Striker, when seeing him about to kill Stolas "You think I wanted to stand there with hillbillies excited about corn and shit with a thirsty owl on stage?" ―Blitzo, to Striker about his reason for not staying at the festival "Yeeaaaaahhh. Well, I'm not a fan of someone I offered a JOB to about to off my easiest lanky ticket to Earth behind my back!" ―Blitzo, to Striker "Wow. That was a good fuckin' pitch." ―Blitzo, when Striker persuades him "Y'know what? Fuck it. I'm in." ―Blitzo, when he "accepts" Striker's offer "Took ya long enough, Mox! Ha-HA! Wow, you should've seen your dipshit face!" ―Blitzo, to Striker "Wow... Whoa, okay. Cliché much?" ―Blitzo, to Striker "Oh, you DADDY FUCKER!" ―Blitzo, to Striker "HA! You seem to have forgotten something, fucko!" ―Blitzo, before he whistles for Loona "Ugh, fuckin' damn it, Loona." ―Blitzo, when he notices Loona hasn't come to rescue "In your wet dreams, you honky-tonk CHODE!" ―Blitzo, to Striker "Aw, Moxxie, look at you! Speechin' like a big boy with his big paaaants!" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie, when he stands up for Millie

"Truth Seekers" "Shh! Remember, we can't be seen! ... I said shush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!" ―Blitzo, whilst rummaging through a trash can "Back off you tuxedo wearing fucks!" ―Blitzo before being captured by Agents one and two "Look, shitbag. It takes a lot to keep me down alright? I've took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of, also I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery so I- o-okay!" ―Blitzo being interrogated by the Agents "Or we might like it too much. And then you got a whole new things to deal with." ―Blitzo, trying to irritate the D.H.O.R.K.S agents "Ah you're stupid huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy!" ―Blitzo talking to Agent One during interrogation. "Ohhh, gettin' kinky!" ―Blitzo, being an immature douchebag "Ugh, she'll be fine, Moxxie. It'd take a roided-up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset." ―Blitzo, telling Moxxie that Millie's fine "Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie?! It's always "Oh how's Millie? I can't tonight, I'm hangin' with Millie. I'm so worried about Millie!" And she's ALWAYS FIVE FUCKING FEET AWAY FROM YOU! It's pathetic." ―Blitzo being affected by the Truth Gas "Does Millie ever peg you?" ―Blitzo to Moxxie under the Truth Gas "(gasp) HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! You have shitty taste in MUSIC! I’m sorry." ―Blitzo to Moxxie while affected by the Truth Serum. "Dammit Moxxie, this is all YOUR fault!" ―Blitzo before entering his trip "It is no prank, bitch! Because you my precious little bitch boy, are tripping BALLS!" ―Hallucination Blitzo talking to Moxxie "♫I know! I push my friends away... ...I dont know, eventually everyone goes!♫" ―Hallucination Blitzo to Moxxie "STOP FUCKING TALKING, ALL OF YOU!" ―Blitzo during his bad trip. "♫Whyyy, Moxxie, whyyy? Do you have Millie put it in your butt?♫" ―Hallucination Blitzo, being gracefully immature "Look, I'm hard on you because I know what you're capable of Mox, you care too much about with everyone thinks expect for me because, you know, my opinion is correct but, just keep doing a good job kay? You shoot and kill good, you escape things easy, you can be strategic and coldblooded when you need to, and don't expect any more compliments I'm maxed out." ―Blitzo opening up to Moxxie "You know my name, use it." ―Blitzo when Moxxie calls him sir "Okay, I've had one too many emotions for today. Guys, let's FUCK THESE FUCKERS UP!" ―Blitzo when being surrounding by D.H.O.R.K.S. agents "Now, who wants some quality time with daddy?" ―Blitzo being surrounded by the agents "Alright, but you are keeping quiet or I'm using those bear traps." ―Blitzo agrees to have sex with Stolas

"Ozzie's" "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" ―Blitzo, after murdering all the lumberjacks "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie and Millie "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. See you lovebugs later!" ―Blitzo, to to Moxxie about Millie "Y-you know, you have really nice eyes, daddy?" ―Blitzo, to the bouncer "You fucking prude!" ―Blitzo, after he gets denied entry to Ozzie's "I was wondering if you... quietly shit... wanna come with me to a club tonight?" ―Blitzo, asking Stolas out on a date "Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?" ―Blizto, about Stolas's entrance and outfit for their date "Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM!" ―Blitzo, upon seeing Fizzarolli on stage "Hey, now. I've watched those two pork many times." ―Blitzo, about Moxxie and Millie "And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!" ―Blitzo, about Moxxie and Millie's sex life "You know what? This was a mistake. Alright, let's just -- let's just leave." ―Blitzo, after Moxxie's performance "I'm not fucking you tonight, okay? I'm really just…I'm really not in the mood, Stolas." ―Blitzo, refusing to have sex with Stolas "Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you, okay? You make that really clear all the time. [voice breaking] But, I just, I-I can't do it tonight, okay? I'm sorry." ―Blitzo, to Stolas

"Queen Bee" "Hey, Loonie. How you doin', you alright?" ―Blitzo, to Loona "N-no, I'm just here picking up my daughter." ―Blitzo, to the Imp partygoer "No, no, thank you. But, I think Loonie wants to head back." ―Blitzo, to the Imp partygoer "I think we need to go, m'kay? I think it's been a long night." ―Blitzo, to Loona "growls Watch it." ―Blitzo, when a hellhound flirts with Loona "Okay, fine. Maybe one drink." ―Blitzo, to Loona "This guy." ―Drunk Blitzo, answering Loona's question of "What are you doing?" "Christ on a stick you would be a Dennis, get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight!" ―Drunk Blitzo, to Dennis "I need a Monica or Alejandro in here, stat!" ―Drunk Blitzo, calling out at random people "I had a shitty day…" ―Drunk Blitzo, to Loona after the party "Fuck, Fizz was right. I'm gonna die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered waste. Will you be there, Loonie?" ―Drunk Blitzo, to Loona "I dunno jus- [drunken mumbles] ..Lonely... Gonna die alone..." ―Drunk Blitzo, to Loona "Fuck! Yeah, I did need to throw up." ―Drunk Blitzo, after puking

Season 2 "The Circus" "Heya, folks! Wanna see me make a horse?" ―Young Blitzo, to the audience "De-de-de-de-do-do-do-do- Ah, heheh... Horse!" ―Young Blitzo, attempting to make a balloon horse "Well, heh. It was a horse, but then it ate too much sugar and its legs stopped working so he had to amputate. Now, it's a gross worm horse." ―Young Blitzo, to the audience, about his legless balloon horse "I guess? Hi, uh, I'm Blitzo." ―Young Blitzo, when first meeting Young Stolas "You know what would be fun? A game. Let's Play 'Treasure Hunt'." ―Young Blitzo, to Young Stolas, about playing a game of "treasure hunt" "It's where we pretend we are pirates and we go around the house collecting all the nicest things and then we throw them out the window!" ―Young Blitzo, to Young Stolas "Well, you know what's I'm gonna do when I grow up? I'm gonna run my own circus and I'm gonna be the most famous imp ever and I'll be able to do what I want to do, all day! I'm gonna make so much money and buy myself a big building, with a big office!" ―Young Blitzo, telling young Stolas his dream "You say that with sarcasm, but I totes would be." ―Young Blitzo telling young Stolas about wanting to own a circus "Look, I didn't mean to interrupt your whatever party. I was just trying to-" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Well, you know, I figured since you're a prince and all it might just be easier to scale the walls and slip on in." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Well, I wanted to crash the party, and it's always more fun you know to make an entrance." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Oh. laughs No, not anymore. No, I kill people now." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Yeah, well. It's silent now, 'kay? So, call me... Blitzø." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Alright, fine. inhales I can do this real fast." ―Blitzo, before doing Stolas "real fast"

"Seeing Stars" "Shit, shit, shit, shit! What the fuck am I supposed to tell Stolas?!" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie while panicking over Octavia and the grimoire "Okay, my dick is good. But, it's not that good, Moxxie." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "So, what? You just want me to call him up and be like, "Hey, Stolas"--" ―Blitzo, before the phone call with Stolas "So, your daughter came by, took your book, and teleported off to who the FUCK knows where, and we have NO WAY of getting EITHER of them back, okay?! Okay! Good talk, byeee!" ―Blitzo, on the phone with Stolas "Oh, this doesn’t look much different from Hell." ―Blitzo after arriving in L.A. "You know, it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now and then." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Now, first things first, if we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way we're gonna need disguises." ―Blitzo, to I.M.P and Stolas "No chance you can conjure us a couple of those, can ya?" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "What, you can't memorize your fucking spells?" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "The fuck is a Brendon Rager - Oh." ―Blitzo, when someone sees him with his disguise "Millie! Where are you and your whore bag husband?!" ―Blitzo, when he was crowded by Brendon Rager's fans "Loonie, go find Via! We'll catch up soon!" ―Blitzo, to Loona "She's in great hands." ―Blitzo, reassuring Stolas "Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! I-I... I can't do this. No, not again. I-I haven't performed since--" ―Blitzo, panicking over his tv performance "No. No, no, no, you can't have her! She's mine, and I love her!" ―Blitzo, to the Child Actor "Now, let's go find our daughters." ―Blitzo, making a dramatic scene while the studio is on fire

"Exes and Oohs" "Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!" ―Blitzo, after Chaz is introduced "Ha! Moxxie in the mafia, that's fucking rich." ―Blitzo, about Moxxie's family being a mafia "Isn't that from that boat movie?" ―Blitzo, after Moxxie's 'flashback' "I'm Blitzo, the "o" is silent. I'm sure we're going to get along just fine. So, what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office. And I hope you are 'cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump but I'm going to need some help, you think you can give me a hand? I need to get out to my daughter. The babysitter will kill me if I don't get back soon. Do you like kids? 'Cause lemme tell 'ya. They're a-fucking-dorable." ―Blitzo, when first meeting Moxxie in prison "Yeah, so what gives? You know we kill people on Earth, right? We don't usually do contracts for locals." ―Blitzo, to Crimson, about I.M.P business "Ha! There’s dicks in walls, oh that’s fucking hilarious!" ―Blitzo, after seeing the dildos come out of the walls. "Oh, I was wondering how long it would take you to make a pass." ―Blitzo, to Chaz "Ew, what the- Do you think I would violate my friend's trust by sleeping with their ex, especially one who fucked them over the way you did?" ―Blitzo, to Chaz "Okay, fucker, nobody who's that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily. I know you gotta be hiding something..." ―Blitzo, snooping around while Chaz's asleep "Oh, fuck that! No one fucks with M&M's marriage but me!" ―Blitzo, upon finding out Chaz's master plan "That seductive dick-hole is trying to marry Moxxie, and he's not even rich!" ―Blitzo, to Millie about Chaz "Buckle up, Millie... we're doing a Shrek!" ―Blitzo, before crashing into the wall "I object!" ―Blitzo, after exiting the car "By the way y'all should probably know Chaz isn't even rich, okay? Check his car, he just played you like a fucking rube. Later loosers!" ―Blitzo, taunting Crimson after the fight. "Well I'm glad everything ended up okay, Good to know we both have Daddy issues, Mox. Also, I got to plow your Ex-Boyfriend, isn't that great? Now we all fucked the same guy!" ―Blitzo, celebrating after the botched wedding.

"Western Energy" "Oh, shit. Stolas! It's really not a good time, buddy..." ―Blitzo, to Stolas over the phone "Pffttt...lucky bitch." ―Blitzo, when Stolas mentions being tied to the horse "Ohh, which one?" ―Blitzo, when Stolas mentions his little cowboy friend "Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Oh, shit. Stolas, I can't today, alright? I'm sorry. I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies s-h-o-t." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "It takes years to book an appointment at this place. It took five for this one, and she's been doing a lot of field work so, you know, she needs it." ―Blitzo, explaining his situation to Stolas "Well, hurry. Stolas sounds like he might be in real shit this time. And knowing that guy's aesthetic, my money's that he's in Wrath. Now get your asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie and Millie "Christ on a stick! Of all the days for him to get his stupid feathered-ass kidnapped...I have waited five fucking years for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!" ―Blitzo, expressing frustration on Stolas getting kidnapped "The Hellbies shot you fucking re-allly can't say that word anymore." ―Blitzo, stopping himself from saying the r word to the nurse "Oh, please. I bet the hardest work you've ever done is convincing your husband that little shit's his." ―Blitzo, arguing with a mother "Me? Oh, I kill people. How does a two for one special sound, whore? " ―Blitzo, threatening to kill the mother and her kid "Loona, yeah. And you can hurry up, please; she isn't a fan of shots. So, let's make this quick for all our sakes." ―Blitzo, to Doc "Yep right there, told ya dipshit." ―Blitzo, to Doc "Stolas got what? How? ... He can get hurt?" ―Blitzo, shocked and horrified to learn that Stolas got badly hurt

"Unhappy Campers" "Well, if it isn't Nurse Pussy Face." ―Blitzo, to the Rehab Nurse "As many as it takes to get me off. Now, enough with this foreplay. Where's Barb?" ―Blitzo, to the Rehab Nurse "Oh, that's nice. Why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy liiiips!" ―Blitzo, when falling off the window "What part of "NO. FUCKING. TIIIIIIIME." do you not understand? Just handle it yourself." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Hi, I'm lookin for one of your employees, her name is Barbie. Does she work here?" ―Blitzo to the pharmacist "Someone who's gonna get reeeal creative if you don't tell him what he wants!" ―Blitzo, to the pharmacist "Christ on a stick, you're still working on that? It's been like a fucking week. THIS is why I don't trust you with dick, Mox." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Apparently, helping finish your botched job...But, mostly I'm looking for my sister." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Do I know her? That's my sister, fuckface!" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie, about Barbie "I should be asking you the same thing! You check yourself out of rehab, no call, no note, and I have to track you down to this shithole with-who the fuck is this?" ―Blitzo, to Barbie "Oh, shit. Barb! Looks like your little boy toy got himself into some trouble." ―Blitzo, to Barbie, about Counselor Jimmy "Oh, fuck... supplier of what? You're not back on that H-8 are you?" ―Blitzo, to Barbie "So, now you're peddling heroin? What's the point? That shit barely gets rid of a headache." ―Blitzo, to Barbie, about heroin "Barb, wait! I want help you- Let me help you. Please? You're clean now, right?- Let's... grab dinner, we'll catch up, and we'll talk about-" ―Blitzo, to Barbie "Gonna be honest, Moxxie. Not too bad for your first solo mission." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Nooo, no, not really. You're a fucking disgrace." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie

"Oops" "Look lady, it's not my FAULT if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!" ―Blitzo, after getting kicked out from the coffee shop "Oh fuck... It's you." ―Blitzo, after meeting Fizzarolli again "Oh don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, ya know. Without YOU in it." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "The "O" is silent now, bitch!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli when he calls him by his former name "And gee whiz! We've been each other's relative vicinity, TWICE in the last fifteen years! That would make me... THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my shit, and not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Oh, chill out, jester. Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Am I-- Okay, Am I the psycho or the piece of shit?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Well yeah, unlike you, I fuck who I want, when I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Point is, royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us. They're all the fuckin’ same." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Oh, great. The fuckin' supremacist is on my side, wonderful." ―Blitzo, about Striker, sarcastically "Ya know? You're really bad at this." ―Blitzo, watching Fizzarolli struggling to free himself "Hmm... You want me to get you out?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarollil "Now stop bitchin' while I work this." ―Blitzo, after freeing Fizzarolli from his tape bonds "What the fuck, Fizz?! How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Well, good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss..." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "You always CARE what I thought!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, it was an accident!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "I DID CARE! It WAS an accident! IT WAS!" ―Blitzo, when Fizzarolli accuses him for not caring for what happened "Ok, you're right, it was all my fault, ok? I... I should've done more to help, I was... I was TRYING. There was so much going on. I was trying to get help, Fizz. I just... It was still my fault..." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli, while blaming himself "Look, I'm sorry, Fizz... I am so sorry you got so hurt... I'm sorry for what you lost, and I... I KNOW I Can never make that right. But you have no idea what I lost in that fire... I mean it's... it's all my fault. I'd hate me too." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "I tried. You were all I had left, Fizz. But they told me you didn't want to see me." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "What, you're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Yeah, that's lovely. You got good thing going on with that horny roster fucker, don't cha?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli, about Asmodeus "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it, I get it! I'm happy for ya, Fizz" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Ohhh, don't you dare talk sexy to me!" ―Blitzo, to Striker "Fizz! Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Yeah, well, I need to get up that window there to bust us out" ―Blitzo, telling Fizzarolli to distract Crimson's mafia and Striker "I'mma need another sixty seconds!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli during his musical number "And you really know how to put on a show! Which is almost as impressive as the thing you said I was good at!" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli after escaping Striker and Crimson's mafia "Get... Your... FUCKING shit-stain claws off him!" ―Blitzo, to Striker when Striker has Fizzarolli hostage "I did... But this time, I stuck around." ―Blitzo, after saving Fizzarolli "Wooooould iiit... fuck up the moment if we made out right now?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli

"MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)" "Alright, I'm gonna say it. That was too many clowns" ―Teen Blitzo, to Teen Fizzarolli "What's the point? Isn't being the star of our imp circus enough? Plenty of people already know who you are, Fizz. You don't need to go work for Mammon like some creepy mascot." ―Teen Blitzo, to Teen Fizzarolli "Well, he's... definitely something alright. I mean I dunno, was it worth all our savings just to have him put on an over-hyped commercial, and then bitch about taxes, and then assault us with clowns, vomit, and pass out on stage?" ―Teen Blitzo, to Teen Fizzarolli "Hey, aren't you that creep who's always trying to sniff around our dressing rooms?" ―Teen Blitzo, questioning Arick Burnz "Dude, weird fuckin' pitch! Fuck off!" ―Teen Blitzo, telling off to Arick Burnz "Hey shit-dick! Beat it now or I'll make ya swallow your fangs!" ―Teen Blitzo, to Arick Burnz "Cheeeeese and hot sauce, Fizz, your fans are something else." ―Teen Blitzo, to Teen Fizzarolli, about Arick Burnz "Hey, hey, don't let one asshole get to you, okay? You're... You are plenty good enough." ―Teen Blitzo, reassuring Teen Fizzarolli "I think if anyone's gonna be the new clown face on everything, it'll be you, Fizz." ―Teen Blitzo, to Teen Fizzarolli "Ehn, that's a weird way to put it, but eeyup, that's me." ―Blitzo, when Asmodeus calls him on the phone "Oh shit, the big Ozz himself! Heh, is there a reason you're calling me on the weekend? Your sin-sinness? Sinfulness? Sin-- stammers Royal big man?" ―Blitzo, to Asmodeus "Yeah, I was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah, like, like one time. He tried convincing me that juggling was cool, but it's only a little cool at best." ―Blitzo, to Asmodeus "What? Why? Doesn't he always win?" ―Blitzo, to Asmodeus, about Fizzarolli winning the Clown pageant "Well, my special skills are killing things without giving fucks and pointing out people's flaaaaws... Alright, count me in!" ―Blitzo, accepting Asmodeus's request to help Fizzarolli "Wow, I have not been to a crowded event in years." ―Blitzo, about the Clown pageant "Come on, it's just like old times. I'll make sure no one gives you shit, today." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Hi, yes. Nice to meet you, I'm the one who saw through your fake-ass bullshit from the day I had to spend all my savings on the shit covered, dick show you called a performance. Thanks for that, by the way." ―Blitzo, to Mammon "Wow, that guy sucks so hard." ―Blitzo, about Mammon "Why? Don't you have the world's best sugar daddy?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "You know, it's pretty telling that you snatches can't even keep your stupid mirror schtick together. It ain't cute." ―Blitzo, to Glitz and Glam "Aw, man. I didn't give a rat's ass about this competition. But, Christ on a stick Fizz, pile drive those sluts." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Wow, Fizz, you let him talk to you like that? You got some kinda secret kink I should know about or something?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "I mean. Shit, if he talked to me that way--" ―Blitzo, about Mammon "Yeah, one more word out of you, Twat-stain, Imma blow your head clean open in front of all these fucking kids." ―Blitzo, to Arick Burnz "Oh, shit. That guy got to you, didn't he? You know you don't have to-" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Fucking hell, Fizz this is stupid. That clown shit is not this important." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli "Seriously that guy is a fucking dick, and he's using you for everything, cause you're likable, and he's a fucking trash fire." ―Blitzo to Fizzarolli "Oh, so you two are an item?" ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli and Asmodeus "Well, congratulations, you fucking hypocrites." ―Blitzo, to Fizzarolli and Asmodeus "So, uhm, who tops?" ―Blitzo, asking Fizzarolli and Asmodeus

"The Full Moon" "Yeah, the bird started giving me more ways out of our monthly fuck sessh. He'd be all like, "Oh Blitzy, I know it's the full moon tonight but you don't have to come if you don't want to, Blitzy." So I've just been taking breaks from having to plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie, regarding Stolas "Point being, tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery. It's been a good day, feel like my stamina's up...and I'm horny." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "What?! FUCK you, Stolas! You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you fucking kidding?! Can I get a fucking minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich ASSHOLE?! Treat me like one of your little butler imps? You can't just dismiss me like that! I mean, you royal fucks think you can do this EVERY time. Like you can just play with our feelings because we're smaller and not as IMPORTANT! Well I'm not letting you, bitch. LET'S GO." ―Blitzo insulting Stolas "Stolas wait! I’m so-" ―Blitzo, to Stolas after realizing Stolas' feelings were genuine "What...the...FUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!" ―Blitzo.

"Apology Tour" "Hello, hello, hello Stolas." ―Blitzo greeting Stolas "You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So, what gives?" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Oh come on Stolas, we just had a rough night. 'Sides, you always wanna hear from me." ―Blitzo, trying to convince Stolas to talk with him "I wanna feel like I'm earning my way to Earth! 'Kay? So get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can- FUCK it!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Uhhh, I- Sh- Yeah, sure that wa- Okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it- But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Come on, we don't do words, we do sex!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Oh, come on, Stolas. you can't mean that. You always love seeing this." ―Blitzo, to Stolas ""Anti-Blitzo party"? Who the fuck's behind this?!" ―Blitzo, about the Anti-Blitzo party "Verosika?! Of course, that fucking bitch." ―Blitzo, about Verosika hosting the Anti-Blitzo party "Oh, please, everyone hates me for shitty reasons. In the end, everyone's just bitter they couldn't tie this ass down. I'm too much imp to simp!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Yessir, they couldn't handle that I moved on." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "If by "crushes other's feelings" you mean- end shit before it gets serious, then bingo. I'm doing everyone a favor because relationships are boring." ―Blitzo, to Stolas about relationships "Uh, I- Waiting for you to realize how good an angry fuck would be right now!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Oh, come on, Stolas. You can't tell me this isn't a fantasy of yours. You want me to show your rich, prince-y ass what a real fuckin' is." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Ha! I'm right, aren't I? You get off to getting plowed by people you look down on." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Hey, look- I do not sound like- I- And I didn't know he was capable- I- I stopped him the first time, didn't I?" ―Blitzo, to Stolas, about Striker's first assassination attempt "Yeah, the- Oh. Oops. I- Uh- No, who said tha- I-" ―Blitzo, realizing that Stolas didn't know the first time Striker tried to kill Stolas "I, I- I stopped him! And I- I really didn't think you could actually get hurt- You're immortal and shit! You're a fucking prince!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "If me and my team could kick that guy's ass that easily- Then I'm sure you'd have no problem." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Aaand there it is. Took you long enough!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas after the latter condescends him "You know, Stolas... I've spent the entirety of this morning listening to love ballads, and that was still the GAYEST thing I've heard all day!!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Oh, you think I can't apologize?! For what?! You want me to be like- Oh, sorry, this entire time I assumed the worst because I was convinced a prince could never love someone like me and I've let my self hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone I could ever care about!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Well, fuck you! I can sorry the fuck out of people, just you watch! I sorried Fizz so hard he cried! [Stolas walks up the stairs] And I can sorry more people, everyone but you! 'Cause I don't owe you dick!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Everyone but you." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "I can totally apologize to the people I've fucked with. I mean how many people could there possibly be?" ―Blitzo, to himself "Hey, Martha, look, I know we killed you in the past, but I just wanted to say no hard feelings and offer this." ―Blitzo, apologizing to Martha "All right, and now onto the exes, who are all in one place... Yay." ―Blitzo, before heading to the Anti-Blitzo Party "Hey, buddy, you know where 666 South Maple Avenue might be?" ―Blitzo, asking about the party "Thaaanks! It's my face." ―Blitzo, to the old man "W-o-ow. Have I fucked this many people? Christ on a stick, I should start keeping count." ―Blitzo, when he arrives at the Anti-Blitzo Party "Sorry for the comment I made at your sister's wedding, though she did deserve it, she's a whore. Sorry for fucking your mom, though I thought it was your dad." ―Blitzo, apologizing to the partygoers he walked past "He did it." ―Blitzo, putting the blame on Dennis "Ah, no, it's good I'm in a disguise." ―Blitzo, to the drunken Stolas "Wow. I've never seen you throw 'em back like this." ―Blitzo, to Stolas about his drinking "No, I just- This was the final stop on the apology tour I've been on today." ―Blitzo, to the drunken Stolas "Oh, shit. Okay, what I mean is, I said sorry a lot today and, honestly, didn't really mean any of it. Because the only one I wanted to say it to... Was you, Stolas. I just... This whole thing we had going... I'm- I mean you're a fucking prince. How could you ever actually care for an imp... Me? How could anybody?" ―Blitzo, apologizing to the drunken Stolas "Stolas, you are better off without me. 'Kay? You deserve so much... I don't even know why you would want to be with me." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sings fantastic, we're talking here!" ―Blitzo, to "Better than Blitzo" guy "Hey, Ver." ―Blitzo, when talking with Verosika "Yeah, I know. Everyone here hates me." ―Blitzo, to Verosika, about the partygoers hating him "So, what, you're waiting for your sorry?" ―Blitzo, to Verosika "Well, I'm sorry for always telling it like it is, sister." ―Blitzo, apologizing to Verosika "What? I'm just being honest! I'm sorry for dumping ya! Sorry for not falling head over heels for you! Or that guy or, fucking Dennis or- or anyone at this stupid fucking party!" ―Blitzo, to Verosika "EVERYONE'S SHITTY! Hello, we live in Hell! Why am I all of a sudden the bad guy just for sucking at relationships?!" ―Blitzo, to Verosika "No. You're right. I actually am, ya' know... sorry. I-I don't want to be this way. Not forever." ―Blitzo, to Verosika "Yeah, well. He needs it." ―Blitzo, to Verosika, about Stolas "Oh, that BIRD-STEALING cock bag!!" ―Blitzo, when seeing "Better than Blitzo" guy making out with Stolas

"Ghostf**kers" "Yeah, get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch." ―Blitzo, watching Ghost Fuckers "Those plates are collectables, Millie. I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish." ―Blitzo, to Millie "I don't need any of your "folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, Millie. I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feelings til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first." ―Blitzo, to Millie about his coping "IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP! You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that. And we never will." ―Blitzo, to Millie

"Mastermind" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I'm not an idiot, okay? But I can't really afford new employees at the moment." ―Blitzo, explaining to a group of interns why he can't hire them "Well, I can't argue with free kiddo, you're hired!" ―Blitzo, to the interns "QUICK! HIDE EVERYTHING!" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Then figure it out, Moxxie!!" ―Blitzo's reaction to Moxxie telling him their paper shredder is jammed "Well, we can either run, or we can face the music." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Anywhere but here. Get ready for a life on the run gang." ―Blitzo, to everyone "Come on, guys! This is- this all just one big misunderstanding. Uh, is this about the orphans? ‘Cause they were already sick to begin with." ―Blitzo, to the Reapers "A-actually sir, the ‘o' is…" ―Blitzo, to Satan about his name "Totally there! You nailed it, great job." ―Blitzo, to Satan "Oh, this is about the book? Ha! I didn't steal that thing! I mean I tried, right? But since when is attempting a crime illegal, am I right?" ―Blitzo, about the grimoire "Point is! It was given to me, okay? I was allowed to use it." ―Blitzo, about using the grimoire "WHAT?! Hey, I didn't force shit!" ―Blitzo, when Andrealphus accused him of forcing Stolas "Blagh! WHAT?! Look, I am an assassin, okay? If I wanted to kill Stolas, I WOULD'VE DONE IT MY-FUCKING-SELF!!" ―Blitzo, openly admitting about killing Stolas "Hang on, that's not what I meant, okay? I'm just saying I could've totally fucking killed Stolas myself. B-but I would never do tha-" ―Blitzo, before he was silenced "NO! Not them, Your Highness! It was me, it was all me, okay? Y-you can't expect to teach anyone a lesson by killing all of us!" ―Blitzo, to Satan "Look, all that Hell is gonna see is you executing imps who are just trying to do their job! I'm the rogue here, not them!" ―Blitzo, to Satan "Oh shit, I did not see that coming, look I'm sorry Mox, I did everything I could-" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "All I was trying to do was rise above this stupid fucking place YOU ALL FORCED US INTO!" ―Blitzo, making his last words before his execution "This big red bitch never planned on hearing us out. Just... just take care of Loona for me." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "I love you guys." ―Blitzo, to everyone before he is about to get executed "Ugh! Stolas! Get your ass outta my face!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas when he stops the execution "No! No, th-Stolas, you- you can't! You can't do this! Stolas please! Get the FUCK off me! Stolas! STOLAS!! Stolas! Fucking-use your powers, do something! Stolas!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas before he was dragged out of the courtroom "Ah, let me back in!" ―Blitzo, after he was kicked out from the courtroom "WOW, this is a sturdy door!" ―Blitzo, when trying to open the doors "OW! My supple wrist!" ―Blitzo, after trying to punch the doors "Look, come with me, alright? Let's get you out of here, n' you'll need a place to stay." ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Thank you, Stolas. For saving my life." ―Blitzo, to Stolas

"Sinsmas" "Well good morning there, prince sleeps-a-lot!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas after the latter wakes up "There is... But it's way too long, and way too traumatic... Breakfast'll be ready in a jiff!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas "Okay, so, I don't know what you eat, so I just made a little of everything in hopes that something works for ya. Got some eggs, made 'em special!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas about his breakfast "Oh. Oh shit. I'm sorry. Is this- th-that's like cannibalism for you, isn't it?" ―Blitzo, to Stolas about the eggs "Uh huh... So w-wha- what do you normally eat?" ―Blitzo, asking Stolas "On it! I'll grab my stompers and head out to that alley this afternoon!" ―Blitzo, about the rats "Hey, hey, hey, whoa! Look I'm sure it's gonna be okay, alright? I-I'm sure she's… she's just away from the phone right now, okay? And breathe. It'll be okay." ―Blitzo, to Stolas about Octavia "No, this is how I act when I have no money!" ―Blitzo, to Stolas when they both shoplift a store "Eyyy, Stolas! Merry Sinsmas!" ―Blitzo, waking up Stolas "It's 'Sinsmas', lady, get it right." ―Blitzo, correcting Karen Client "Uh huh. Look, I don't think this is a job we want to take on." ―Blitzo, to Karen Client "Alright fine, we'll do your shitty job, but you're paying us double, bitch." ―Blitzo, to Karen Client "Ahhh, it is cold as shit! What is this?" ―Blitzo, after arriving to Earth "Hey ELSA! Gets your icy hands off my bottom BITCH!" ―Blitzo, to Andrealphus when he was about to kill Stolas "Eeehhh! Try again, bitch! I've been called so much worse!" ―Blitzo, to Andrealphus "Uh huh. Exactly. Imagine what her mother will say when she finds out you got your ass handed to you by a gaggle of imps and a hellhound. I think that's what folks call a- BAD LOOK!''" ―Blitzo, to Andrealphus

Helluva Shorts "Mission: Antarctica" "Ah, that was a big jump." ―Blitzo, after coming out from the portal to Antarctica. "Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?" ―Blitzo, while freezing in Antarctica "Oh sh- yikes, yi-" ―Blitzo, when seeing corspes inside the research station "Uh, that, probably. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, I got it here." ―Blitzo, to Moxxie and Millie "Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!" ―Blitzo, before shooting at the leopard seal "Guess he met his match, heh-heh. Eat shit in Hell, polar slut! Good job, Mox, now let's get out of this frozen fuckhole." ―Blitzo, after Moxxie shot down the leopard seal "This slut wasn't running toward us!" ―Blitzo, realizing that the leopard seal wasn't running toward them "Drop him!" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "Fuck, that's like ten." ―Blitzo, seeing a horde of penguins "They're not! RUUUN!" ―Blitzo, when running away from the killer penguins "I can't just make it go, okay, I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!" ―Blitzo, to Millie about his Asmodean crystal "I don't know, I... I've never been good at this shit." ―Blitzo, to Millie "Moxxie! I'm a fucking top!" ―Blitzo, to Moxxie "A... bleh, C- B!" ―Blitzo, spelling the alphabet "I knew that." ―Blitzo, when Millie tells him to spell the alphabet with his tongue "Oh, damn." ―Blitzo, when Moxxie tongues the Asmodean crystal

"Mission: Weeaboo-boo" "Aw thanks Mills, but- I don't think I need back up to down some suburban, college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use as an excuse to get of it-. Hey, look. If I had to sit through, French hog shit. well so do you, okay? Bye Mills." ―Blitzo, over the phone with Millie "Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O." ―Blitzo, while sneaking inside Emberlynn's room "I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch!" ―Blitzo, while singing to himself before killing Emberlynn "I’m your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!" ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn, trying to kill her again "Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!" ―Blitzo, when he couldn't kill Emberlynn "Yeah, basically. Look, where did you even get something like-" ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn "Huh. Why d'you think I would do something like that?" ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn "Ohhhh, you’re one of those." ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn after looking at her monster lover merchandise "Uh. Apparently nothing while you’re wearing that." ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn "What? No, I’m literally just standing here, lady." ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn "Ew. Lady look, I was sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time, someone didn’t like it, they put a hit on you, I know it’s excessive but I don’t make the rules, oh well." ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn, about his reason why he tries to kill her "Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just take off the necklace and hand over my knife." ―Blitzo, to Emberlynn "Bitch, can we hurry this up?" ―Blitzo, being impatient with Emberlynn "Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck." ―Blitzo, when he kills Emberlynn "Stab. Stab stab." ―Blitzo, when stabbing at Emberlynn "Hey, yeah, it’s done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I’ll go ahead and never think about this night ever again." ―Blitzo, to his client over the phone