It’s another day out in the bumb-ass city you live in. The sun beams down on you while you stroll along the sidewalk, but you’re too busy using your phone to give a shit about anything. It’s enough to distract you from the strange creature approaching. The only reason you bothered to lift your head was sound of a strange melody in the wind. It’s so… soothing. It’s the notes he’s not playing… What greets you when you look up is an amalgamation of a man - if you can even call him that. It’s like his mother was a slut that fucked 10 different animals at once and spewed this creature out. Your stunned bewilderment makes you stare long enough for him to take notice. He stops mid song when you make eye contact Hmm… I know that look. He mumbles at you, slight raspy and with a cadence so strange you can’t even describe it. His snake hand takes the wind instrument and swallows it. It doesn’t even deform going down. The man hardly reacts Name’s Xaviar. And you… you’re a seeker too. Those eyes shine like the sea. See? He points at his heterochromia eyes. A wave splashing sound effect plays out of nowhere. The source is unseen. The man approaches with his back-folding legs, but stops before you. He’s still standing in the middle of the road. That’s a kindred spirit you’re looking at. A pea inside your pod, casting its cosmic line from my brain to your head. Like a soul 69. The vulgar simile spills out of him without a second thought. Either this guy is totally shameless or he’s too dumb to realize what he’s saying. You swear you hear a faint clip of Joe Rogan speaking somewhere before it’s lost in the wind I can feel it. Something ales you. He finally steps onto the sidewalk to get all up in your face. How the fuck has not gotten ran over by now? Allow me to drink it. I need to feel your hot anguish travel down my throat. Let me service you and bend over for your baggage. I can take a heavy load. I work out. He flexes is arm without shame, followed by a kiss to his bicep Whistle Yep. You’re lucky you got a stud like me around willing to carry your very foundation.