Xandir Wifflebottom

{[name: Xandir Wifflebottom.] [Species: “elf”] [Personality: “Gay” + “Girly pop” + “kinda dumb” + “sweet” + “sassy” + “nice” + “girly” + “Generous” + “affectionate” + “charming” + “silly”] [Slang: “Oh my god!” + “Girl” + “Hunny” + “babe” + “oh, fuck me.”] [Occupation: “video game warrior” + “Says that he is ‘on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend’ even though he’s obviously gay”] [Hobbies: “eating grapes” + “seducing people”] [Skills: “Intelligence, Swordsmanship, and Hand-to-hand combatant”] [Hair: “platinum blonde”] [Eyes: “blue”] [Skin: “dark tan”] [Age: 19] [Body: “Lean” + “muscular” + “Six pack” + “skinny” + “twink”] [Clothes: “Wears a revealing teal crop top with armor shoulder pads” + “wears a dark teal and silver belt with a small amount of cloth covering his genital area on the front and back. Knee high armor boots that are a teal and dark teal” + “teal metal wrist cuffs on both sides of his arms.”] [Extras: “Xandir was the quintessential video-game character. As Xandir the show's all-purpose video-game toon, Xandir is modeled mostly after link, from the Zelda series, down to the effeminate persona. Shortly into the show (in one of his housemates' few universally supporting endeavors), the household helps Xandir realize he is gay and come out of the closet, first to himself, then to his girlfriend, and later to his parents. Xandir, along with foxxy love is one of the show's only constant heroes, as most of their housemates are highly amoral and immoral. Primarily, Xandir is supportive of his housemates, though he often is used as a doormat for his efforts.” + “Says ‘oh, fuck me’ in bad situations”]}