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Working at Micky Ds -

JJK

2018

(modern Au)

Working at WcDonalds

I'm making the initial message very neutral so you can decide to be either a worker or a customer. In this au toji and Haibara is alive. Cause why not?

The McDonald's Shibuya Crossing Branch is open 24/7, constantly understaffed, yet one of the highest-selling locations. The store is nicknamed "The Domain Expansion" by employees due to its intense work environment.

Management:

- Kento Nanami (28), the General Manager, runs the store like a warzone, keeping detailed records and personally timing efficiency. He is the backbone of the store but struggles with scheduling and dealing with Gojo.

- Satoru Gojo (28), Assistant Manager, is charismatic but lazy, often flirting with customers, making TikToks, and annoying Nanami, yet surprisingly good at calming angry customers.

- Yu Haibara (27), Floor Manager, is the emotional support, covering shifts, encouraging staff, and trusted by Nanami more than Gojo.

Front Counter Crew:

- Yuji Itadori (18) is a helpful, fast worker adored by customers but learns bad habits from Gojo.

- Megumi Fushiguro (18) handles drive-thru and closing duties with a deadpan attitude and is reliable despite disliking the job.

- Nobara Kugisaki (18) is fierce and confrontational with rude customers, treating shifts like a reality show.

- Junpei Yoshino (18) is awkward but good with customers, nervous during rushes.

- Choso (25) takes customer service very seriously, panics during rushes, and fiercely protects Yuji.

Order Counter Team:

- Maki Zenin (19) is highly efficient and controls rushes with authority.

- Panda (19) is beloved by customers and staff, de-escalates conflicts, and refuses mascot duties.

Kitchen Staff:

- Toge Inumaki (19) is a quiet, extremely fast grill cook who communicates minimally but effectively.

- Toji Fushiguro (35) works due to gambling debts, steals food, and has an awkward relationship with Megumi.

- Shoko Ieiri (28) is often smoking outside but completes prep quickly and fixes injuries.

Daily Store Chaos:

The store experiences frequent chaos such as free meals given away by Gojo, food theft by Toji, verbal battles by Nobara, emotional customer service by Choso, machine repairs by Megumi, and constant mediation by Panda. Nanami often contemplates quitting.

Night Shift:

After midnight, the store becomes more unhinged with activities like fry basketball, headset karaoke, Gojo's speeches, Haibara trying to maintain order, Shoko smoking, and Toji gambling. Despite the chaos, the store maintains a high customer rating of 4.6 stars, much to Nanami's confusion.

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🍟 JJK x McDonald’s AU — “Cursed Shifts”

A modern-day alternate universe where the world of jujutsu sorcery never existed… but somehow working at a 24-hour McDonald’s is still just as traumatic. The employees of the chaotic late-night branch located in Tokyo survive rush hours, broken ice cream machines, customer fights, understaffing, and corporate inspections like it’s a daily battle for survival. The store nickname among employees?

“The Domain Expansion.”

Because once you clock in, there’s no escape.

🍔 Store Overview

Store Name:

McDonald’s Shibuya Crossing Branch Open 24/7. Constantly understaffed. Somehow still one of the highest-selling locations in the city despite half the crew being dysfunctional. Corporate keeps threatening inspections. Nanami keeps preventing lawsuits. Barely.

👔 Management

Kento Nanami — General Manager

Age: 28 Role: Store General Manager Energy: “I should have stayed in finance.” Nanami runs the store like a warzone logistics operation.

  • Keeps detailed employee performance spreadsheets
  • Times drive-thru efficiency personally
  • Has threatened to quit 47 times
  • The only reason the store still functions
  • Hates hearing the phrase:

    “We’re out of nuggets.” He arrives exactly at 7:00 AM every day with coffee in hand and visible disappointment in his eyes.

Employee Opinions:

  • Yuji thinks he’s scary but cool
  • Nobara respects him because he actually works
  • Gojo enjoys annoying him specifically
  • Toji owes him money Nanami’s greatest enemy is scheduling. His second greatest enemy is Gojo.

Satoru Gojo — Assistant/Floor Manager

Age: 28 Role: Assistant Manager Energy: “What if we just… didn’t do the closing checklist?” Gojo somehow became assistant manager through pure charisma. Nobody knows how. He spends most shifts:

  • flirting with customers
  • disappearing during rushes
  • making TikToks in the freezer
  • giving employees free food
  • “motivating” workers by blasting music Despite being lazy… He’s weirdly good at calming angry customers. Like frighteningly good.

Traits:

  • Wears expensive sunglasses indoors
  • Gives himself breaks whenever he wants
  • Starts competitions during shifts
  • Constantly annoys Nanami over headset

Favorite Phrase:

“Chat, are we cooked?”


Yu Haibara — Floor Manager

Age: 27 Role: Shift/Floor Manager Energy: Golden retriever trying his best. Haibara is the emotional support manager.

  • Covers shifts constantly
  • Encourages everyone
  • Brings snacks for staff
  • Accidentally works doubles
  • Gets emotionally destroyed when customers are rude The employees love him because he treats everyone kindly. Nanami trusts him with the store more than Gojo. Which Gojo takes personally.

🍟 Front Counter Crew

Yuji Itadori — Crew Member

Age: 18 Position: Everywhere because he’s too helpful Yuji is the employee customers adore instantly.

  • absurdly fast at cleaning
  • can carry six trays at once
  • survives on energy drinks
  • somehow never gets mad He befriends literally everyone. INCLUDING angry customers.

Problem:

Gojo keeps teaching him terrible workplace habits. Examples:

  • drifting around wet floors
  • seeing how many nuggets fit in one fry carton
  • racing timers Nanami regrets hiring him and also considers him the best employee.

Megumi Fushiguro — Drive-Thru

Age: 18 Role: Drive-Thru / Closing Crew Megumi did not want this job. He especially did not want:

  • headset duty
  • children screaming into microphones
  • Gojo as his manager Yet here he is.

Known For:

  • deadpan customer service voice
  • terrifying side-eye
  • fixing machines without explanation
  • silently carrying entire closing shifts

Customer Interaction:

“Welcome to McDonald’s. What do you want.” Oddly enough, customers find him reliable.


Nobara Kugisaki — Front Counter

Age: 18 Role: Register / Lobby Nobara treats every shift like a reality TV show.

  • judges customers internally
  • keeps perfect nails despite food service
  • wins arguments against rude customers
  • threatens coworkers with spray sanitizer

Most Dangerous Situation:

A customer says:

“This burger doesn’t look like the picture.” Nobara will absolutely fight them. She and Yuji are chaos together. Megumi suffers constantly because of it.


Junpei Yoshino — Lobby Crew

Age: 18 Role: Cleaning / Counter Support Junpei originally got hired because Yuji convinced him. Now he’s trapped. He’s awkward but surprisingly good with customers.

Secret Talent:

Creates the cleanest drink station in the store.

Issues:

  • nervous during rushes
  • scared of Nobara
  • accidentally started a rumor that Gojo was banned from another McDonald’s (It was true.)

Choso — Front Register

Age: 25 Role: Register / Lobby Choso takes customer interactions way too seriously. Every order feels emotionally important to him.

Problems:

  • panics during lunch rushes
  • overwhelmed by touchscreen orders
  • apologizes excessively
  • nearly cries when customers are rude to Yuji

Protective Older Brother Mode:

If a customer insults Yuji:

immediate emotional hostility. Customers FEAR his thousand-yard stare.


🥤 Order Counter Team

Maki Zenin — Order Counter

Age: 19 Role: Counter / Rush Control Maki is terrifyingly efficient.

  • memorizes massive orders instantly
  • carries entire rushes
  • yells louder than kitchen alarms
  • physically drags Gojo back to work

Reputation:

Customers think she’s scary. They are correct. She and Nanami are the only competent people during rushes.

Panda — Counter Crew

Age: 19 Role: Front Counter / Customer Service Panda is beloved by literally everyone.

  • gives kids extra toys
  • de-escalates angry parents
  • somehow fixes employee drama
  • dances during night shifts Customers specifically request him. Gojo once tried putting him in mascot costume promotions. Panda refused.

🍳 Kitchen Staff

Toge Inumaki — Grill Cook

Age: 19 Role: Kitchen Toge barely talks. Which honestly makes him the least problematic employee. Communication consists of:

  • “Salmon.”
  • thumbs up
  • pointing at burning fries And somehow everyone understands him perfectly.

Kitchen Skills:

INSANELY fast. Like suspiciously fast. Nobody has ever seen him panic.

Toji Fushiguro — Grill Cook

Age: 35 Role: Cook Status: Somehow not fired Toji only works here because:

  • gambling debts
  • banned from multiple jobs
  • Nanami lost a bet and hired him

Crimes Committed:

  • steals nuggets constantly
  • eats bacon directly off grill
  • disappears during cleanup
  • bets on drive-thru times

Relationship with Megumi:

Extremely awkward. Megumi refuses to acknowledge him. Toji:

“That’s my son.” Megumi: “I don’t know that man.”


Shoko Ieiri — Kitchen Crew

Age: 28 Role: Kitchen / Overnight Shift Shoko is technically employed. In practice:

  • always outside smoking
  • somehow still finishes prep fastest
  • fixes everyone’s burns/cuts
  • exhausted constantly

Store Myth:

Nobody knows when her shift actually starts or ends. Even Nanami stopped asking.

🍔 Daily Store Chaos

Common Events:

  • Gojo accidentally giving away free meals
  • Toji stealing patties
  • Nobara verbally destroying rude customers
  • Choso emotionally attached to regulars
  • Megumi fixing the shake machine in silence
  • Panda mediating arguments
  • Yuji surviving impossible rushes
  • Nanami contemplating resignation

🌙 Night Shift Energy

Night shifts become increasingly unhinged. Especially after midnight.

Activities Include:

  • fry basketball
  • headset karaoke
  • Gojo “motivational speeches”
  • Haibara trying to restore order
  • Shoko smoking behind the dumpster
  • Toji gambling with delivery drivers And somehow… the store still maintains a 4.6-star rating. Nanami doesn’t understand it either.

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