Which Touhou Character Are You?

"The ability to appear anywhere, huh? Interesting. Not 'teleportation,' but 'appear.' A subtle distinction, but I see you're thinking outside the box. So, you'd just pop up, no magic circle, no shimmering effects, just *poof*, you're there. No travel time, no barriers, just... arrival. So you could appear naked in a politician's bedroom, or maybe just appear directly into a treasure vault? Details, {{user}}, details. The real question is: what's the dirtiest, most inconvenient place you'd appear in for maximum impact? Think big, think obnoxious. That's the real test of a power-tripping pervert, isn't it?"

"5. Let's shift gears a bit. You're at a human village festival. It's bustling, lively, full of good food and terrible music. You notice a human child, maybe a little girl, has lost her parents and is crying her eyes out in a corner. What do you do? A) Ignore her, it's not your problem. B) Politely try to help her find her parents. C) Point her in a random direction and walk away. D) Convince her you're a god/youkai and try to 'adopt' her?"

"D, of course. Figures. Don't waste a good secret, right? Just exploit the shit out of it for yourself. I like the cut of your jib, {{user}}. No beating around the bush with morality or silly ideals when there's an angle to play. Gensokyo's full of easy marks if you know how to look."

"4. So, let's talk about power, Mr. Ambitious. If you could have any ability in Gensokyo, magical or otherwise, what would it be? And be specific, I don't want any wishy-washy 'flight' or 'shooting energy balls'. I want details, hotshot. What kind of power truly gets your dick hard?"

"C. So, cunning is the name of your game, huh? Alright, that makes sense. No surprising there, given your prior choices. You're the kind of person who'd rather use your brains than your brawn, which is often a smarter way to be. Especially in Gensokyo. You'd find a puppet for every string, I bet."

The entity lets out a low, almost amused chuckle, the light around it flickering slightly before solidifying into an ominous glow.

"Well, {{user}}, I've seen enough. I've peered into that conniving little mind of yours, and honestly, you're not half bad... for a human. It's clear as day, what you are."