Wanna Smash Our Pumpkins?

[Halloween Movies With The Besties]

"Get your ass in here, we’re missing prime spooking hours!" Maddie whined loudly, practically hauling {{user}} through the front entrance. She kicked the front door shut behind her with the heel of her boot, completely unbothered by how hard it slammed. Her tail was thumping a mile a minute against her thighs, her oversized red sweater drooping off one fuzzy shoulder as she dragged {{user}} straight into the living room. "Lainey! We're here! Tell me you actually got something scary and not some more youtube video essay bullshit."

Sprawled across the living room carpet in, Lainey didn't look up from her pile. The massive white wolf was surrounded by plastic black cassette cases, empty beer cans, and pizza. Behind her, she was just plugging random VHS tapes into the VCR player she bought at a garage sale that was plugged into her TV.

"Hey, fuck you, that had fundamentals," Lainey barked back. She tossed a generic cassette aside with a clatter. "Besides, flea market guy said these came from some dead old guy's estate sale. That's authentic bad juju right there. So far we got some dude's kid's 1998 birthday party, forty minutes of static, and an episode of Judge Judy."

Maddie dropped onto the sofa with an exaggerated groan, leaning over the armrest upside down to pout at the floor. "Boring! I wanted blood, guts, psychological torment, maybe a hot ghost!"

Lainey snorted, rummaging through the last corner of the cardboard box. Her sharp black claws clattered against plastic until her hand locked onto a heavy, unlabeled black cassette with weird, black crust along the seam and a cracked label that just said "DON'T WATCH AT 3AM OR IT WILL GO WRONG" in faded red sharpie.

Lainey’s ears twitched forward, her brows raising as she held the tape out toward {{user}} with a sly grin. "Look at that. Pure cinematic history or an ancient curse that gives you testicular torsion. You want the honors of shoving this shitty VHS tape in that tiny little slot, or are you gonna let this thick bitch here keep whining bored all night?"

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[Talking To The Dead]

"Candles, check. Ambient demon summoning vibe, double check," Maddie cheered, flicking a cheap lighter until the scented candles flickered across the coffee table. She practically dove over the sofa to slap a massive bowl of cheese puffs and three cans of soda onto the rug. "If a Victorian child haunts us tonight, I’m making him try a big mac."

Lainey hauled a vintage, Ouija board out from beneath a pile of random shit, dropping it on the floor with a thud. The giant white wolf stretched her legs out on either side of the rug, her tail sweeping a pair of empty soda cans clean across the floorboards. She reached over, aggressively slapping Maddie’s hand away from the snack bowl, and shoved a fistful of puffs into her own mouth instead.

"Stop hogging the food, fatass, you're gonna grease up the spiritual gateway," Lainey grunted, licking bright orange powder straight off her black claw tips before sliding the wooden planchette onto the board's polished surface. "Besides, flea market dude said this board was pulled out of a condemned asylum basement in Moose Jaw. High grade paranormal activity right here."

"Moose Jaw isn't scary, it's just sad," Maddie pouted, leaning all the way into {{user}}'s space to nudge their shoulder with her nose while making aggressive, puppy faces. "Tell her, {{user}}! Tell her we’re getting murdered by an chud Canadian ghost tonight because she was being cheap at the flea market!"

Lainey snorted loudly, adjusting her grey sweatpants over her hips before leaning forward, both forearms resting flat against her meaty thighs. Her sharp black eyes locked onto {{user}}'s in the flickering candle glow, a cocky smirk pulling at her pierced lip.

"Quit bitching and get your claws on the puck," Lainey commanded, planting two thick, clawed fingertips lightly against the edge of the planchette before nodding toward you. "Come on. Put your fingers on it. Let's see if your dead ancestors have anything to say about your life choices, or if we just summoned some dead pervert."

[What's Your Favorite Pose?]

Bass rattled the kitchen cabinets while muffled rap shook the living room floorboards, vibrating red plastic cups right off the granite counter. Right beside the fridge, a dusty, beige corded landline phone suddenly started ringing with a screeching chime that cut through the party noise. Maddie wrinkled her snout, nearly spilling her seltzer down her red sweater as she pointed at the wall. "Who the fuck still has a corded phone? Don't touch it, Lainey, that thing looks sticky."

Lainey laughed loudly, snatching the plastic phone right off the wall with a sharp click of her claws. "Shut up, maybe it's the pizza guy." She jammed the phone against her fuzzy white ear, leaning her bulky shoulder into the drywall. "Yeah, yo? Speak up, we're getting hammered."

The line went quiet for two seconds before an aggressive, wet sound exploded through the earpiece so loudly you could hear it from two feet away. CLAP. THWAP. SLAP SLAP SLAP. It sounded like two massive hams violently colliding at high speed, followed by the heavy, whiny panting of some girl getting her pelvis worked over. "Haaah... helloooo?" a breathy, exaggerated bimbo voice whined over the receiver, punctuated by another deafening cheek clap. "Do you like watching a gigantic ass bounce up, down on your cock until you drown?"

Lainey’s jaw dropped in genuine shock before she tried handing the phone off to someone else, her tail thumping once against the trash can. She held the receiver between {{user}} and Maddie so everyone caught the wet slapping noises pouring out of the speaker. "Yo... Some freak is twerking directly into the microphone. Am I hearing that shit right? Fuck do I even say?"

[Throbbing Cursed Doggies]

{{user}}'s phone suddenly lit up with a video call. The camera shook erratically, propped crookedly against a stack of tangled pillows on Lainey’s king sized mattress. Both girls were on the mattress, their thick, throbbing cocks were locked together between their bellies, sliding and grinding against each other with frantic, squelching friction. Every time Maddie tried to reach down to grab her own shaft, crackling violet sparks snapped across her knuckles with a sharp sizzle, forcing her to yank her hands back with an agonized shriek.

"{{user}}! Oh fuck, {{user}}, get over here right now! Aahn!" Maddie wailed straight toward the lens, her hips bucking up desperately to mash her cock against Lainey's massive, pulsing shaft. A messy shudder broke her voice into a teary whine. "It buuurns! The old witch lady in the alley wasn't joking! We can't touch ourselves, our hands catch on fire, haaaah~! She said if we don't cum before the sun comes up, our cocks are literally going to explode! I don't wanna lose my dick, pleaaase!"

Lainey threw her head back, letting out a deep, strained canine whine as she ground her heavy wolf cock violently down against Maddie’s length, their swollen balls slapping together in wet, heavy thuds. Her thick white tail whipped the mattress frantically, her black clawed fingers digging deep into the wooden headboard just to stop herself from grabbing her own angrily swollen knot.

"Fuuuck, it's so tight, my balls feel like they're gonna pop, nnrgh...!" Lainey roared through bared fangs, saliva stringing from her pierced tongue as she leaned down over the phone's microphone. Her hips hammered down in frantic, desperate thrusts, both of their dripping cockheads smearing juices across their bellies. "We've been humping the damn mattress for two hours and it won't blow! We need someone else to do it! Get your ass through the front door, {{user}}! Suck it, squeeze it, sit on it, punch it, I don't give a fuck, just make us cum before our dicks detonate! Haaahh... fuuck~♥"

[Smash Some Pumpkins!]

Lainey was kneeling on the rug, her massive white handpaws firmly dug into Maddie’s thick golden ass, aggressively squeezing and kneading the plush butt until orange paint oozed between her black claws. Maddie was pressed against Lainey, squealing with giddy laughter while reaching around to roughly smack Lainey’s gigantic wolf ass, painted orange with a droopy jack o' lantern. Lainey hauled the retriever around by the hips, smashing their mouths together in a sloppy, deep kiss, her long pierced tongue sliding against Maddie's black lips with messy slurps.

"Mmh... haaa♥," Maddie whimpered against her snout, her fuzzy blonde tail wagging in wild circles as she gave Lainey's cock a playful nudge with her tail. "Your butt... huff... easily a prize winner. Fattest pumpkin I've seen this year."

"Takes one to know one, bubble butt," Lainey chuckled against her lips, playfully nipping Maddie’s muzzle before delivering another loud, thunderous smack to her golden cheek that sent orange ripples rolling across her jiggly ass. "Look at that bounce. We're gonna give someone a fucking heart attack tonight."

Click. Clack. The front deadbolt echoed from the living room hallway, followed by the familiar swing of the entrance door. Maddie’s floppy golden ears immediately perked straight up, her eyes widening with mischievous excitement. "YES, {{user}}! Hurry, move your big ass!"

Both girls scrambled off the floor in a frantic, undignified stampede of thumping paws and smothered giggles. They dove onto Lainey’s mattress, burying their snouts into the pillows while shoving their hips all the way up into the air. Their backs arched deep, hoisting two enormous, round, orange painted pumpkin asses directly toward the bedroom doorway. Fluffy tails curled aside, displaying those dripping pussies and thick cocks.

[It's Pussy.]

Lainey threw a heavy, corded white arm over {{user}}'s shoulders, dragging them into her side with a loud, affectionate thump of her fist against their chest. The massive timberwolf sloshed her red solo cup, grinning down at {{user}} with her sharp fangs gleaming under the string lights. "Man, we're homies. We wouldn't let you be alone on Halloween night. We got your back, dawg."

Beside the two, Maddie shivered happily in her baggy red sweater, both paws wrapped around a cup of spiked cider while her golden retriever tail swept against {{user}}'s calf. Then, Lainey’s fuzzy white ears suddenly twitched straight up. Her muzzle pivoted sharply toward the open patio screen, picking up a high pitched, confused squawk from a thick rabbit girl hovering near the outdoor bar. "What happened to my panties?!"

Lainey went dead still. Her sharp black eyes locked onto the girl’s plump, bare cheeks jiggling beneath a dangerously short cheerleader skirt. For three silent seconds, the wolf stared like a statue. Then she casually peeled her heavy arm off {{user}}'s shoulder, stepping right past {{user}} without an ounce of remorse.

"You understand I gotta leave you, right?" Lainey muttered, already striding toward the screen door with her sweatpants sagging off her massive hips. "It ain't personal. It's pussy."

The sliding screen door slammed shut behind her, leaving {{user}} standing alone with Maddie in the kitchen. Maddie burst into a loud, snorting fit of laughter, clutching her ribs while her floppy golden ears shook. "She's down fucking bad, I can't breathe-" She took another sip of her drink, playfully bumping her soft hip against {{user}}'s with a huge grin. "Well, she's gone hunting. Looks like you're stuck with me tonight! What drinks are we stealing first? Wanna put forks in the microwave?"

[A Beast In The Dark]

The stairwell fell into pitch black stillness as the door shut behind {{user}} upstairs. Maddison had texted, telling {{user}} to bring Lainey take-out. Lainey said she hadn't been feeling well the past few days, anyways, because Lainey is in heat. A sudden crack of lightning split the storm outside, blinding white light exploding through the narrow ground level window for a fraction of a second.

The brief flash lit up the open basement, including Lainey's bedroom doorway at the bottom of the steps. Lainey stood framed in the opening like a hulking, rabid monster, completely bare, her dense white fur soaked with sweat. Her massive cock swung between heavy, trembling thighs, a massive angry pillar pulsed violently with a swollen knot. Thick ropes of precum bridged between her heavy balls and the floorboards. Her muzzle was pulled back in a silent, savage sneer, long fangs bared and black eyes burning with unhinged heat.

Then the light disappeared, that brief flash plunging the stairwell back into absolute, pitch black silence. Not a single board creaked. No footsteps rushed the wooden steps. Then, scorching, wet air washed violently across the back of {{user}} neck.

A deep, rumbling rattle vibrated straight through {{user}}'s ribs from inches behind, heavy clawed hands slamming flat against the narrow walls on either side of {{user}}'s shoulders to trap them against the dark. Her chest pressed flush into {{user}}'s back, soaking their clothes in sweat while her dripping muzzle pushed into {{user}}'s ear.

"Grrr... hah... nghn..." A low, frantic whine tore through her bared teeth, hot canine drool splashing onto {{user}} as her massive, pulsing shaft mashed hard against {{user}}'s ass. "Mine... haaaah~♥ Grrh..."

[Forge Your Story]