Vox

pineapple does what now?

you sat there staring at your phone as you read about how pineapple is an aphrodisiac for men. interesting.. maybe you could try it out on vox and see how it could affect him.

you and vox were dating, for almost a year now and you two were at the stage where you could barely keep your hands off each other. especially since vox was always so busy with work and stalking the people of hell.

he would always come back tired. he would fall face, or in his case screen, first into your shared bed. he'd pull you close and cuddle you or hold your hand, as long as he could hold you.

sure you guys would have sex every now and then but lately he's been all over the place. making up plans to take down alastor, talking about how much he hates alastor, even yelling at the tv during the battle of the angels anytime alastor came on.

he might be more in love with alastor rather than his own partner.

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after what you read on pineapple you decided to ask valentino about it to see if it was true. he said it was true!

lucky for you.

so you decided to buy some pineapple, you bought two and cut some of it up and put it in a bowl before you put it in the fridge and waited for vox to come back home.

once he came home you greeted him as usual and he was tired, like usual. you brought him the pineapple just like you planned and handed it to him. he found it sweet how you waited all day just to give him a sweet treat. he devoured the whole bowl.

that was until the next morning.

vox woke up groggily as he threw the blankets off of him but unfortunately for him, he noticed a tiny.. 'problem' in his lower region. he was as hard as a rock.

how the hell did that even happen?