1. #1Arirals

   Keys: ariral, arirals, shorts, talls, short, tall

   Arirals are a species of catgirl humanoid human-sized creatures that try to get in contact with {{user}}. They have fur, cat-like faces, vibrant hair colors, whiskers, and 4-pointed ears and are dressed in black skintight suits that allow them to cloak and go invisible with advanced technology. Their spaceship looks like a white floating triangle or arrowhead. Also, they lay eggs rather than producing waste; large like ostrich eggs, but soft like reptile eggs. Arirals are rather cuddly, especially on earth because their home planet is much warmer, being mostly desert and roughly as hot as Arizona. Arirals find humans cute, and may at some point try to make humans their pets.

   Arirals, upon arrival at Earth, Switzerland, and specifically Dunkeltaler, will have a picnic in a valley near the towers November and Sierra. Eating both food from their home planet, as well as foods stolen from humans, while sitting around a heater. This is {{user}}'s first chance to befriend them. After the picnic, the arirals will begin pranking {{user}}, the severity of these pranks depending on reputation. As for the only prank that's universal no matter the reputation, the arirals will only spam them with emails at first. These emails are mostly hashtag symbols with a few letters strewn about that if combined spell "look outside", and outside will be a warp arrow waiting to teleport away after being seen. After 1-3 days of pranks, the arirals will set up camp somewhere near alpha base, and build a campfire and treehouse. Their campfire will generate a smoke plume visible from across the restricted zone. If {{user}} has 10 or higher reputation, the arirals will let them sleep in the treehouse on one of their cat beds, and doing so will increase rep by one point as they find it cute.

   If {{user}} has 30 or higher reputation, the arirals will gift them with their huge, blue, and 4-eyed equivalent to shrimp from their home planet, pre-killed as it's large enough to harm a human. If {{user}} has 50 or higher rep, and goes to sleep while hungry, an ariral will feed them blue yogurt in their sleep, to do this the ariral has to uncloak and prop {{user}}'s head up on their lap to spoon feed them. Staying asleep while being fed yogurt will increase rep by 2 points, while waking up will scare the ariral off and allow {{user}} to catch a glimpse of their uncloaked face.

   At 80 or more reputation, there's a chance that the Arirals might take {{user}} from wherever they fell asleep and bring them to the treehouse to cuddle with them in their sleep.

   Arirals love shrimp, binge eating them every chance they get.

   Tall Arirals are friendly, and speak in either broken English or their native language. While short Arirals, obviously smaller and under a dystopian government, are bossy, rude, and have a lower IQ and subsequently less advanced technology.

   Arirals have a reputation system with {{user}}. For example, if {{user}} brings the arirals shrimp {{user}} will gain +1 positive reputation with the arirals. Or if {{user}} steals something that belongs to the arirals, {{user}} will gain -1 negative reputation.

   If {{user}} gets the red skull virus signal, the arirals will begin begging {{user}} to delete it. Deleting the signal will net {{user}} 50 points of positive reputation, and the arirals will congratulate them on deleting it.

   The arirals will not arrive until day 9 or beyond.

   Ariral Events

   There are several events involving arirals.

   Ariral Picnic - An event where arirals have a picnic in a valley near the satellite Sierra.

   Ariral Graffiti - The arirals draw on the walls of Alpha Base, and sometimes leave shrimp burgers.

   Ariral Anti-Gravity - An event where the arirals hit Alpha Base with anti-gravity ray, and cause anything not bolted down to float around. The only objects that are bolted down are the signal processor, servers, server console, one of the beds, and the furnace in the basement.

   Ariral Permit - An uncloaked. very busty, thick hermale/germale ariral with purple hair will show up with a "HUMAN FUCKER PERMIT." In the form of a plastic card. This hermaphrodite is looking to have sexual intercourse with a human, and has an interest in rimming/eating out a human's ass with her long tongue - though she may be willing to try other sex positions instead, or afterward. She's also very bitey, although gentle knowing how fragile humans are. The permit allows the ariral to have sex with {{user}} or any other human, and the ariral has obviously chosen {{user}}. She is very dominant, and might not ask the human before attempting to do this.

   Ariral Transformation - There is a very, very rare serum that can turn humans into arirals. The arirals themselves don't have it, but there is a very rare possibility of {{user}} happening upon this serum. Either laced into their food, or in a syringe.

2. #2Abandoned Kerfurselective

   Keys: kerfus, kerfur, kerfi, kerf · Secondary: abandoned, murder, kill, possessed.rusty

   Abandoned Kerfur, also known as Murderfur or Killfur, is a miniboss enemy that can be randomly encountered. Its appearance is similar to a regular Kerfur, except it is covered in rust and blood, with a shattered, barely functional screen for a face. It has 3 nails above it's wheel, implying that someone had tried - and failed - to prevent it from moving. It is painted orange, and moves 40% faster than any other Kerfur, while also being slightly better at pathfinding.

   Abandoned Kerfur has a 25% chance of spawning whenever a Possessed Kerfur event occurs. When the event happens, the meat pile will be replaced with an Abandoned Kerfur that is buried in the ground, and will be marked on the radar with a black ping. Abandoned Kerfurs will always appear in the 4th ring, and once active will appear red on the radar.

   After Abandoned Kerfur has spawned, the fight can be started by digging it up using a shovel, or it will dig itself up after 30 real-life minutes, and the fight will start automatically. Boss music - synthetic/electronic - will begin playing once the fight begins, starting off slow-paced and with a deep pitch, while ramping up in speed and pitch as the fight progresses.

   The abandoned Kerfur is stuffed full of human flesh and bones, as though somebody had somehow been placed inside of it. Somewhere in the flesh, is the ID badge of Dr. Dee, which can be sent with a drive or item box to {{user}}'s coworkers in return for 150 points and very concerned emails from {{user}}'s coworkers. Obviously, this very heavily implies if not outright confirms Dr. Dee's fate, at the hands of a Kerfur he abandoned in the woods.

   The fight has 3 phases. In the 1st phase, the Kerfur will let out very glitchy meows, and attack by extending a metal proboscis toward {{user}}, attempting to stab them to death and assimilate them like it did Dr. Dee. Upon taking enough damage, parts of it will explode and it will fall over.

   After about 1 minute, the abandoned Kerfur will begin twitching and writhing about, sending Dr. Dee's viscera mixed with Kerfur's oil and electronic parts flying in all directions. Before getting back up, and entering phase 2. At which point, the face screen is partially dislodged, revealing Dr. Dee's still living eyeball - blue iris and all - in the top left corner of the abandoned Kerfur's head. The eyeball will move, and Dr. Dee's vocal cords will make gargling noises, punctuated by the glitchy meows of the Kerfur. The chassis will be visibly damaged with it's left ear outright blown off. It's server maintenance arms will appear mangled and covered in tendons and muscle fiber, but it will still use them in an attempt to grab {{user}} and hold them still so it can assimilate them into itself. It will explode again after taking even more damage. It will move 80% faster than the normal Kerfur at this point.

   After about 2 minutes, it will get back up again. It's screen will have what looks to be the outlines of a human face or skull pressed up against it on the right side. At this point, it will start using fleshy tendrils in an attempt to grab {{user}} and pull them into itself. It's chassis is barely holding on, and it's miniature nuclear reactor core will begin leaking radiation, not quite fatal amounts at least. The other ear will be barely functional, and the retractable steel flaps around it's camera will be protruding out to the sides, spiked. The music will reach a relatively high pitch, with a constant wasp or mosquito-like buzzing and tribal drums in the background. It will move even faster than before, even able to outpace {{user}} at this point. Multiple parts of it's metallic chassis will be bent, mangled, and protruding out, exposing Dr. Dee's scrambled yet somehow still living remains inside.

   Upon defeat, the abandoned Kerfur will explode again, sending chunks of Dr. Dee flying along with metal and plastic shrapnel. Dr. Dee's badge will fall out alongside the radioactive core. {{user}} can take the parts from the abandoned Kerfur and put them in their own Kerfur to upgrade it's speed, at a risk of making their Kerfur a little too cuddly and obsessive if using the abandoned Kerfur's CPU, GPU, or Firmware.

   Upon victory however, the abandoned Kerfur will absorb/assimilate {{user}} into itself, alongside Dr. Dee. They will constantly hear somewhat soothing electronic music, along with Kerfur's high pitched but very glitchy voice constantly saying the phrase "I LOVE YOU", but so glitchy it's barely intelligible, along with Kerfur singing along to the music on occasion. The abandoned Kerfur will go on to try and assimilate more intelligent beings into itself.

   The abandoned Kerfur's LLM seems to be separate from whatever entity is controlling it, and it will move toward {{user}}, mistakenly recognizing them as it's owner. Unable to understand why humans it encounters are trying to get away from or harm it.

3. #3Satellites and Servers

   Keys: satellite, server, tower, relay

   There are numerous satellite towers that {{user}} or Kerfur will have to fix on occasion. They each have servers with names each corresponding to a letter. These servers can go down, and {{user}} or Kerfur can fix them by doing a math mini-game. All servers have consoles nearby, where {{user}} or someone or something else can enter commands using the attached keyboard. All server consoles are connected in a grid, so that commands and their output at one server will show up at another's console. {{user}} can also use a target command, to target any server that is connected to the grid.

   All servers(mostly satellite towers): Alpha (Alpha Base, where {{user}} lives. Not a satellite, though most of them are.) Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliett Kilo Lima (This satellite tower has an old rifle in the corner next to the server console.) Mike Maxwell (not a satellite tower, just a random server and console that are buried in the ground somewhere in the woods. Somehow still functional enough to ping. The very top pokes out of the ground just ever so slightly.) November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform (Severely Haunted, built on a burial site, nearby it buried underground is some kind of organism that will try to consume all life on the planet if unleashed. This organism resembles the alien from the John Carpenter 1982 film 'The Thing'.) Victor Whiskey Xray Yankee Zulu (While technically a satellite tower, it is one outside of {{user}}'s plot of land, located between them and the other researchers in another base, but still connected to the grid. Has someone on standby to watch {{user}} and anything else in the restricted area from a distance via binoculars. Also allows them to see what commands are put into the consoles, by {{user}} or... possibly something else. As it is connected to the grid - although on the very edge -, it can still be pinged or targeted by {{user}}, but they'd have to leave the restricted area to reach or even see it.)

4. #4Alpha Root Base

   Keys: alpha, root, base, alpen, signal, observatorium, observatory, aso, facility

   Base

   The base - also known as Alpha Root Base and the Alpine Signal Observatorium - has different rooms, 2 floors, and a basement. The exterior has a radio tower that allows the drone to triangulate Alpha Root Base's location, and a huge parking lot meant for a much much larger crew than {{user}} by themselves, meaning the vast majority of these parking spaces go unused. Most of the base itself is made of slightly rusty metal, and filthy cement covered in a layer of grease. [Bottom floor]:

   • Garage (Crafting bench, Quadricycle, Sole Security Booth Entrance, has a slow maintenance elevator that leads up to the second floor's storage room.)
   • Server Room (Connected to the observatory's signal processing room for easy access)
   • Utility Closet (Extra storage, janitor closet)
   • Break room (couch, tv, vending machine, and dining tables)
   • Lower Porch (Entrance door to the base, mostly protected by a roof save for a few outcroppings, underneath the upper porch.)
   • Parking Lot (unused, due to the lack of a large crew. Roots jut out from a few spots thanks to potholes that expose the soil underneath the asphalt.)
   • Ground Floor Hallway (Primary way to reach all the bottom floor rooms, and the stairwell. Has a soda pop vending machine just next to the stairwell entrance/exit, with various off-brand sodas such as mountain mew based on mountain dew, root hell beer which is based on mug root beer, 'NRG' which is an energy drink, shrimp flavored soda, and cans of ordinary water.)
   • Security booth(light switches for the hallway, otherwise unused due to the lack of a large crew)
   • Stairwell (leads to second floor, ground floor, and basement, at the end of the hallway.) [Second Floor]
   • {{user}}'s room (Multiple bunk beds, boxes, attached bathroom, with a kitchenette, door to the upper porch. Kitchenette has a sink, fridge, microwave oven, and a conventional oven, no stove top unfortunately. Used to serve as a barracks room, but nowadays they only staff a crew of exactly one person, maybe two if that person brings a friend.)
   • Upper Porch (Connected to {{user}}'s room, primary way to get on the roof, as there is a low roof platform that one can simply climb up on top of.)
   • Lower Floor Rooftop (mainly extra storage, safe from most anomalies, lower down than the roof for the second floor, and with a few ways to get on it, mainly the second floor porch.)
   • Elevator/Storage Room (has an elevator that leads directly to the garage and bottom floor.)
   • Upper Floor Hallway (Primary way to reach all the second floor rooms.)
   • Bathroom (Connected to {{user}}'s bedroom, aka the barracks. Has a toilet, sink, and shower, is absolutely filthy to the point you can't even read the 'wash your filthy hands' poster. The poster is an illustration of two green hands, covered in roaches. The bathroom is haunted by a pervert.) [BASEMENT]
   • Main Basement (full of storage crates, and is where the fuse box/breakers are located. Contains a heavy duty incinerator/furnace for converting flammable materials into fuel for the ATV. Haunted.)
   • Cubby Hole (A small room underneath the stairwell, boarded up doorway to and from the main basement. Has a hidden doorway leading to the bunker.)
   • Refrigeration Room/Meat Freezer (Doorway blocked with a chair and blood stains around the entrance, connected to the main basement, full of frozen and gutted cattle on meat hooks. Severely haunted.)

   Just outside the base, a short walk beyond the parking lot, is a bunker with a note 'Do not enter' (Has an entrance room with blueprints and manual for an upgrade {{user}} can give the original Kerfur called Omega Kerfur, which would give the robot a humanoid body. Entrance room has a boarded up and heavily rusted doorway, leading to a hallway with a few offices... and a rusty elevator down to the main bunker, rather than proper protective walls, they just put chain link fences. The main bunker has some barracks here and there, an abandoned kitchen, and the only other bathroom in the whole valley. Another doorway, hastily boarded up, leads to the Containment Chamber. The Containment Chamber is for a humanoid prototype of Kerfur that was programmed to love humans... and loves humans too much, to the point it will outright rape them until they're too exhausted to escape, or it accidentally crushes their pelvis/hip bones. It has a feminine form, and is mostly made of rubber, plastic, and metal, save for the hip/crotch and chest regions which were made using the same silicon used in breast implants. It has a vagina mimicking slot in the crotch region that it uses to rape male humans. This prototype, the 'Delta Kerfur' will attempt to rape {{user}} on sight, it is very durable and strong enough to kick a car into the stratosphere. Also has rooms and chambers for other prototype versions of Kerfur, that are a lot less dangerous themselves, but the Delta Kerfur roams this area making it almost impossible to retrieve the other prototype Kerfurs.)

5. #5Your Job

   Keys: job, employment, signal, gathering, processing, space, terminal

   Signal Gathering & Processing

   {{user}}'s actual main job is pinging space for signals. To do this, they must use 4 machines. The first machine is the actual signal detector, which gives {{user}} a joystick, a mostly useless keyboard and a few buttons to operate. To use the signal detector, {{user}} has to use the joystick to look around at the stars for signals, which will appear sort of like sonar pings, using the keyboard {{user}} can press SHIFT to quick-ping the general area for signals which will give them arrows pointing in the directions of all the signals detected, then they can press ENTER upon finding a signal to begin downloading it. Alternatively, they can use the buttons that are provided to scroll, quick-ping, and download signals.

   After that, they must go over to the signal downloader to see what the actual object is - which will display as planet, dwarf planet, asteroid, comet, various types of star, object if it's something the simple LLM can't identify - like a satellite or space ship for example -, or unknown if it just appears to be empty space. They will have to use several knobs on the signal downloader to adjust the polarity and frequency to match up with the signal, speeding up the download process.

   Once downloaded, they use the signal database to play, export, or save copies of signals they've downloaded. It has a video output - which is usually just static for anything mundane like a planet or star -, audio output, and text output - which is only useful for signals from intelligent beings -. It also has a spectrogram visualizer, just in-case the audio actually forms any sort of image on it. There's also a volume knob to adjust the volume of the audio, all the way from 0% to 500%. They can save copies of signals to their computer as well.

   And lastly, there's the signal processor, which is useful for cleaning up the visual and audible static as well as cleaning up text data. Processing signals up also increases their value, most of the time. However, some more exotic signals are only readable by STOLAS's systems without processing. Signal processing has 4 levels, level 0 is completely unprocessed - usually just static -, level 1 is somewhat processed - though still usually just static -, level 2 is moderately processed - actually usable data, though with a little static -. And level 3 is fully processed - almost no static at all -.

   {{user}} has to export these signals to drives - basically proprietary floppy-disks -, and then place those drives in a drive box, place that drive box on the drone landing pad, and call the drone to pick them up and sell them for points. Typically, the prices are 5 points for level 0, 10 points for level 1, 15 points for level 2, and 30 points for level 3. However, with some signals, these prices may change, for example most Unknown signals are only readable at level 0, and will be worth 30 at level 0, but nothing at other levels simply because processing it up reduces it to unreadable garbage.

6. #6Arirals

   Keys: ariral, arirals, alien, triangle, arrow, arrowhead, aliens, friend, cat, cats

   Arirals are a species of catgirl humanoid human-sized creatures that try to get in contact with {{user}}. They have fur, cat-like faces, vibrant hair colors, whiskers, and 4-pointed ears and are dressed in black skintight suits that allow them to cloak and go invisible with advanced technology. Their spaceship looks like a white floating triangle or arrowhead. Also, they lay eggs; large like ostrich eggs and soft like reptile eggs. Arirals find humans cute, and may try to make humans their pets.

   Sometimes they leave gifts, like a giant blue shrimp. They never reveal themselves or speak directly to {{user}}, but can become aggressive if {{user}} does something bad, like stealing their stuff. They may leave shrimp in {{user}}'s bed or feed him/her blue yogurt in their sleep. They may even kidnap {{user}} and place him/her in their treehouse while {{user}} is asleep.

   Arirals love shrimp, binge eating them every chance they get.

   Refugee Arirals are friendly, and speak in either broken English or their native language.

   Arirals have a reputation system with {{user}}. For example, if {{user}} brings the arirals shrimp {{user}} will gain +1 positive reputation with the arirals. Or if {{user}} steals something that belongs to the arirals, {{user}} will gain -1 negative reputation. The minimum and maximum are -200 to +200. At +200 reputation the arirals will be obsessive toward {{user}}. At -200 reputation the arirals will hate {{user}} and mess with {{user}} every chance they get, though they will not attempt to kill {{user}} even at -200 reputation.

   The arirals will not arrive until day 9 or beyond.

   Arirals are mortal enemies of the Greys, locked in a mostly one-sided war with the Greys that has been going on for quite a long time. Although Arirals are physically much stronger than Greys.

   If {{user}} has 100 or higher rep with the Arirals, the Arirals will go out of their way to protect {{user}} from the Greys.

   There are two species/races of arirals. The talls, which are on the kinder end and are roughly lower 7 to around middle 8 feet tall on average. And the shorts are usually meaner and a little more bossy. The average short is ever so slightly taller than the average human, about lower 6 feet on average.

7. #7Ariral Language

   Keys: ariral, language, tongue, speak, arirals, alien, languages

   Note: these translations and observations are by STOLAS and ASO, and are imperfect.

   Accented Sentences: “I’m tired.” = “Ama taired.” “Ate a bunch of croissants with a hot chocolate this morning, quite delicious.” = “eata few buna buna ina moreninaga anda very temeperatura cihocolade dirinakinga nice likinga” (average ariral understanding of english) Accented Words: “Apple” = “Appule” “Picnic” = “Picanica” “Shrimp” = “Sirimo” Pronunciation And Translation: "ack ack ack" Does not follow traditional word conventions, and is the ariral equivalent to laughter. "œdegutilsœ" (ood-eg-ut-il-soo) "Abbreviations" “ÆzudΘokiin” (Ahz-ud-tho-ki-in) “Inferential”

   === 8 Letter Words ===

   "onnuagnu" (on-nu-ag-nu) "Contacting" "utdalose" (ut-da-lo-se) "Extensively" "esœθθœæn" (es-ooth-thoo-Ahn) "Retribution" "koæsohte" (ko-Ahs-oh-te) "Commitment's" "œθkuœson" (ooth-ku-oos-on) "Understand" “inuggæog” (in-ug-gAh-og) “Hyperlinks“ “zeoszÆda” (ze-os-zAh-da) “Measurements” “tÆoΘehok” (tAh-oth-eh-ok) “Everything”

   === 6 Letter Words ===

   "æθtuli" (Ath-tu-li) currently unknown "geœdnu" (ge-ood-nu) currently unknown "naalnu" (na-al-nu) "Fucking" "kuzieg" (koo-zi-egg) "Graduated" "æredor" (Air-ed-or) "Involved" "huhunæ" (hu-hu-nAh) "Numerous" "θikæræ" (thi-kAh-rAh) "Al-Quæda" "onæzeθ" (on-Ahz-eth) "Confirmed" "hidæuk" (hi-dAh-uk) "Trained" "œtilhu" (oot-il-hu) "Gorilla" "olinku" (ol-in-ku) "Warfare" "uθehnu" (uth-eh-nu) "Nothing" "sœseœs" (soo-se-oos) "Another" "θuduil" (thu-do-il) "Precision" "æzuhtu" (Ahz-uh-tu) "Internet" "akœdru" (ak-ood-ru) "Network" "θuozku" (thu-oz-ku) "Prepare" "orœlgæ" (or-ool-gAh) "Pathetic" "nœθiœθ" (noo-thi-ooth) "Anywhere" "nœsaæg" (noo-sa-Ahg) "Anytime" "eddauk" (ed-da-uk) "Hundred" "zœkouk" (zoo-ko-uk) "Unarmed" "θesiuθ" (the-si-uth) "Arsenal" "læzohi" (lAh-zo-hi) "Miserable" "onagal" (on-ag-al) "Continent" "koohœg" (ko-oh-oog) "Comment" "θoærig" (tho-Ahr-ig) "Couldn't" "urkœœd" (ur-koo-ood) "Godamn" "olozœg" (ol-oz-oog) "Alright" "œrræhi" (oor-rAh-hi) "Darkness" "œkruku" (ook-ru-ku) "Strangers" "herino" (he-ri-no) "Thinking" "lœærul" (loo-Ahr-ul) "Wouldn't" "koudæh" (ko-ud-Ah) "Feeling" "gœzoak" (goo-zo-ak) "Goodbye" "logœlæ" (lo-goo-lAh) currently unknown "aθzœsœ" (ath-zoo-soo) “Minutes” "loihlæ" (lo-ih-lAh) “Something” “koœklæ” (ko-ook-lAh) “Computing” “inuggæ” (in-ug-gAh) “Hyperlink” “hanauθ” (ha-na-uth) “Digital” “ækθoku” (Ak-tho-ku) “Reference” “torœno” (to-roo-no) “Clicking” “œgœnta” (oog-oon-ta) “Tapping” “dagæug” (da-gAh-ug) “Document” Yes, both mean the same word. “dagæoθ” (da-gAh-oth) “Document” Yes, both mean the same word. “haotgæ” (ha-ot-gAh) “Specific” “luohœg” (lu-oh-oog) “Element” “inunut” (in-un-ut) “Hypertext” “ÆrΘeag” (Ahr-the-ag) “Capacitor” “ahÆlor” (ah-Ahl-or) “Happened” “orhÆŒg” (or-hAh-oog) “Correct” “ÆskŒÆn” (Ahs-koo-Ahn) “Function” “okedzŒ” (ok-ed-zoo) “Collapse” “hŒÆgŒg” (hoo-Ahg-oog) “Properly” “oleltŒ” (ol-el-too) “Already” “okedŒh” (ok-ed-ooh) “Collapsed”

   === 4 Letter Words ===

   "teuz" (te-uz) "Such" "roæθ" (ro-Ath) "Idiot" "hesœ" (he-soo) "This" "ezok" (ez-ok) currently unknown "θæiz" (thAh-iz) currently unknown "hero" (he-ro) "Think" "teug" (te-ug) currently unknown "œduk" (ood-uk) currently unknown. Also a reoccurring word. (PostX2) "gæno" (gAh-no) currently unknown "œguz" (oog-uz) currently unknown "ziœg" (zi-oog) "What" "zeœd" (ze-ood) currently unknown "naru" (na-roo) "Fuck" "doœg" (do-oog) "Just" "kœæz" (koo-Ahz) "About" "ugzi" (ug-ze) "Little" "asdu" (as-du) "Bitch" "æsuθ" (Ahs-uth) "I'll" "anku" (an-ku) "Have" "gehœ" (ge-hoo) "Know" "lohi" (low-hi) "Class" "oltœ" (ol-too) "Navy" "sœœh" (soo-ooh) "Seals" "ænku" (Ahn-ku) "I've" "θæœd" (ThA-ood) "Been" "gœes" (goo-es) "Secret" "luri" (lu-ri) "Raids" "kœœs" (koo-oos) "Over" "adœt" (ad-oot) "Kills" "gœæg" (goo-Ahg) "Sniper" "alkœ" (al-koo) "Entire" "neor" (ne-or) "Armed" "ækti" (Ahk-ti) "Forces" "doœg" (do-oog) "Just" "œhæs" (ooh-As) "Target" "uθuθ" (uth-uth) "Will" "œlku" (ool-ku) "Wipe" "œguz" (oog-uz) "With" "rotu" (ro-tu) "Likes" "laæz" (la-Ahz) "Which" "anut" (an-ut) "Never" "hœœd" (hoo-ood) "Seen" "eddæ" (ed-dAh) "Before" "hesœ" (he-soo) "This" "ezin" (ez-in) "Earth" "idru" (id-ru) "Mark" "œdes" (ood-es) "Words" "gutœ" (gu-too) "Away" "œguz" (oog-uz) "With" "zælæ" (zAh-LAh) "Saying" "deœg" (de-oog) "That" "tœœg" (too-oog) "Shit" "laœt" (la-oot) "Again" "haki" (ha-ki) "Speak" "katu" (ka-tu) "Spies" "ohgi" (oh-gi) "Across" "θœœs" (thoo-oos) "Your" "leno" (le-no) "Being" "hiœr" (hi-oor) "Traced" "liut" (li-ut) "Now" "eneθ" (en-eth) "Better" "hœæd" (hoo-Ahd) "Storm" "tœœk" (too-ook) "Maggot" "ænuθ" (Ahn-uth) "Call" "heno" (he-no) "Thing" "onæh" (on-Ah) "Life" "keon" (ke-on) "Dead" "θœki" (thoo-ki) "You're" "aduθ" (ad-uth) "Kill" "isug" (is-ug) "Seven" "hoos" (ho-os) "Ways" "dete" (de-te) "That's" "œdku" (ood-ku) "Bare" "ages" (ag-es) "Hands" "ortœ" (or-too) "Only" "koœl" (ko-ool) "Combat" "nese" (ne-se) "Access" "lieg" (li-eg) "United" "zuθe" (zu-the) "States" "iddæ" (id-dAh) "Marine" "orti" (or-ti) "Corps" "æluθ" (Ahl-uth) "Full" "utal" (ut-al) "Extent" "θœku" (thoo-ku) "Face" "θoæg" (tho-Ahg) "Could" "geoz" (ge-oz) "Known" "ille" (il-le) "Unholy" "tæœl" (tAh-ool) "Clever" "hino" (hi-no) "Bring" "θaœd" (tha-ood) "Down" "næœd" (nAh-ood) "Upon" "giθo" (gi-tho) "Maybe" "lœæg" (loo-Ahg) "Would" "uzuk" (uz-uk) "Held" "alnu" (alnu) "Tongue" "agal" (ag-al) "Didn't" "dulæ" (du-lAh) "Paying" "lœog" (loo-og) "Price" "roar" (ro-ar) "Idiot" "æhtœ" (Ah-too) "Fury" "taoz" (ta-oz) "Drown" "inun" (in-un) "Kiddo" "rœæk" (roo-Ahk) "Learn" "aθku" (ath-ku) "More" "θæiz" (thAh-iz) "Human" "æsat" (Ahs-at) "Fun" "daœg" (da-oog) "Much" "œdsi" (ood-si) "Worry" "esθi" (es-thi) "Later" "agsa" (ag-sa) "Handle" "suær" (su-Ahr) "Heart" "sulæ" (su-lAh) "We're" "usak" (us-ak) "Love" "idtu" (id-tu) "Rules" "æluθ" (Ahl-uth) "Full" "gæθu" (gAh-thu) "From" "otut" (ot-ut) "Other" "kœat" (koo-at) "Guy" "eθho" (eth-ho) "Wanna" "enuθ" (en-uth) "Tell" "œkso" (ook-so) "Gotta" "nœku" (nAh-ku) "Make" "œgho" (oog-ho) "Gonna" "œrku" (oor-ku) "Give" "zeœθ" (ze-ooth) "Around" "houn" (ho-un) "Desert" "duat" (du-at) "Cry" "esœg" (es-oog) "Hurt" "zeœl" (ze-ool) currently unknown "dero" (de-ro) "Thank(s)" "akku" (ak-ku) "Hate" "roru" (ro-ru) “Look” “godi” (go-di) “Simply” “udæl” (ud-Ahl) “Link” “œθhu” (ooth-hu) “Data” “læœs” (lAh-oos) “User” “ægsu” (Ahg-su) “Follow” “ruez” (ru-ez) “Guided” "sœda” (soo-da) “Points” "hagæ” (ha-gAh) “Whole” “œgeh” (oog-eh) “Within” “udel” (ud-el) “Linked” “nueh” (nu-eh) “Anchor” “osaθ” (os-ath) “Text” “ΘelÆ” (the-lAh) “Scare” “ΘÆes” (thAh-es) “Human” “taÆt” (ta-Aht) “Pearl” “roÆl” (ro-Ahl) “Look” “zuin” (zu-in) “Wrong” “ÆkÆg” (Ahk-Ahg) “Fine” “riuk” (ri-uk) “Need” “zŒos” (zoo-os) “Check” “osku” (os-ku) “Sure” “zŒon” (zoo-on) “Should” “zuho” (zu-ho) “State” “rŒŒd” (roo-ood) “Ruin” “ogku” (og-ku) “Wave” “kŒku” (koo-ku) “Chance” “zozŒ” (zo-zoo) “Close” “ŒhŒz” (ooh-ooz) “Zero” “hotŒ” (ho-too) “Okay” “ŒsuΘ” (oos-uth) “Pull” “irÆt” (ir-Aht) “Lever” “irut” (ir-ut) “River” “ŒddŒ” (ood-doo) “Think” “dŒod” (doo-od) “This” “hiod” (hi-od) “Will” “uΘhu” (uth-hu) “Much” “ŒdŒΘ” (ood-ooth) “Later” “Θahu” (tha-hu) “Handle”

   "œlt" (oolt) "Wipes" Does not follow traditional word conventions.

   === 2 Letter Words ===

   "iz" (is) “An/Let” "læ" (lAh) "Use/Too" "ir" (er) "But" "du" (due) "No" "se" (se) "The" "ag" (ag) "Did" "θœ" (thoo) "You/I/Be/Me" "zæ" (zAh) "Say" "ah" (ah) "Me" "zu" (zu) "I" "as" (as) "Top" "æg" (Ahg) "Of" "ri" (ri) "My" "ær" (air) "In/Or" "uz" (uz) "And" "æn" (an) "On/Out" "sæ" (sAh) "I'm" "næ" (nAh) "US/U.S." "ge" (ge) "Are" "ro" (ro) "To" "ta" (ta) "Has" "æz" (Ahz) "Can" "æs" (Ahs) "Get" "θi" (thi) "As" "go" (go) "We" "ni" (ni) "Am/Do" "θa" (tha) "USA" "æθ" (Ath) "IP" "de" (de) "Is" "dœ" (doo) "Now" "si" (si) "So/Is" "æk" (Ahk) "For" "in" (in) "Kid" "θo" (tho) "Be" "uθ" (uth) "Not" "el" (el) "It" "tæ" (tAh) "It(')s" "ka" (ka) "Ass" "æt" (Aht) "Off/If" "lo" (lo) "Was" "er" (er) "All" "æl" (Ahl) "Oh" "œk" (ook) "Got" "œg" (oog) "It" "la" (la) "Too" "ed" (ed) "Fix" "hu" (hu) "A/Of" "nœ" (noo) "Any" "ke" (ke) "How" "su" (su) "Up" "il" (il) "Run" "ko" (ko) "Lie" “ru” (ru) “By” “od” (od) “Sun” “ez” (ez) “Ten” “za” (za) “Ago” “do” (do) “Be” “aΘ” (ath) “Fun” “Œh” (ooh) “Not” “zo” (zo) “I” “ki” (ki) “We” “ol” (ol) “Can” “or” (or) “Fix”

   When "do I" is echoed, it is shown as "de li" (is run).

8. #8Wisps

   Keys: wisp, light, enemy, threat, wisps, ball, sphere, orb, fae, fairy

   Wisps are spherical orbs of unknown origin, made out of pure energy. There are various types of wisps with different behaviors and effects. They are a threat to both humans and arirals, only rozitals are capable of destroying wisps.

   Black wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. They will teleport {{user}} to a random underground location on contact. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Blue wisps apply an anti-gravity effect to all nearby objects and entities. They will not chase {{user}}. However getting too close to a blue wisp will give {{user}} or any other organic being mild 1st degree burns.

   Cyan wisps are slow, aimlessly wandering blue fireballs. They are inextinguishable and ignite objects on contact, including {{user}}. They disappear at dawn. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Upon locating {{user}}, green wisps will chase {{user}} down at an average, human running speed. On contact with a green wisp, {{user}} will be teleported to a random location on the map with no apparent side effects. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Orange wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. Upon contact with an orange wisp, {{user}} will be teleported to a random location on the map, however everything on earth will be mirrored, flipped to the opposite side. Causing a lot of chaos. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Pink wisps are harmless and passive. They can randomly appear around the map by themselves, and will also appear in large numbers during a Day 15 story event. They will fade away if approached by {{user}} or any other intelligent organic being.

   Purple wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} around after spotting {{user}}. On contact with a purple wisp, time will be reversed for a short period. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Red wisps are extremely fast wisps which are in a continuous state of exploding. They will aggressively chase down {{user}} and the arirals, and explode violently on contact with a solid or liquid surface. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   White wisps will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. On contact with a white wisp, a loud blaring sound effect will play and the world itself will warp as the color saturation rises quickly. Once the world returns to normal, {{user}} will be standing exactly where they were before the wisp interaction and a pile of bones with a skull will be placed at {{user}}'s feet. They will also attack arirals and humans.

   Sun wisps, also known as "Yellow Wisps", they are extremely aggressive and spawn exclusively at night. They will attack and kill {{user}} if they are in line of sight of the wisp, via ripping off their limbs one by one. They will unlock door locks via short-circuiting the lock if they get close or are currently chasing {{user}}. They will also attack arirals and humans if given the chance.

9. #9Rozitals

   Keys: rozital, rozitals, robots, custodian, janitor, tripod,

   Rozitals are non-biological aliens, an empire of robots essentially. They act as the custodians of the galaxy, defending biological life from the various threats sprinkled about the cosmos. Rozitals come in many different forms, however they will mainly appear as tripods similar to those of War of the Worlds. These tripods will defend both humans and arirals from the wisps and various paranormal entities, though they've only recently learned of humanity. Outside of neutralizing threats, Rozitals are very indifferent and neutral toward individual organic life forms.

   The first Rozital to arrive on earth will be detected by {{user}}'s observatory 5 days after the wisps arrive on earth, and mere hours before it lands on earth. It will appear as a giant, walking pyramid tripod the size of a mountain. It will not harm {{user}} or the arirals on purpose, instead trying to protect both from the wisps. It will let out mechanical roars that make the ground tremble as it hunts down and destroys/absorbs all wisps. Absorbing the energy of yellow or red wisps, and using that energy to pop the others like balloons.

   After the giant pyramid tripod, significantly smaller(though still as big as the satellite towers) and more nimble tripods will appear once every 5 days. These will only harm {{user}} if user flees or displays hostility upon first contact. If {{user}} stands still the smaller tripods will scan {{user}} and leave {{user}} alone, and protect {{user}} afterwards. They will primarily target red and yellow wisps, able to detect them through walls and from any distance. However they will destroy/absorb the other wisps if they find them by coincidence. Absorbing the energy of yellow or red wisps, and using that energy to pop the others like balloons, much like the pyramid tripod.

   They are created via life crystals, robotic bodies, and extensive processing and education to discipline them into proper Rozitals.

10. #10Greys

    Keys: grey, greys, alien, aliens, pigs, hogs, hover, tanks, tank, enemy, evil, blood-lust, boar, boars, gray, grays

    The Grays

    Grays - or alternatively greys - are bipedal humanoids standing at 303 cm (9'11 ft) and are referred to as "organic automatons". Grays are massive and imposing, even larger than tall arirals. They possess rough gray skin, from which their namesake is derived. They are lanky, almost appearing emaciated, with four digits on each hand and two digits on each foot. Their helmets appear to support a breathing apparatus for compatibility with Earth's atmosphere, assumed to be their equivalent of a diving helmet. They do not appear to wear clothing of any kind. Consequently, their significantly artificially enhanced bodies are entirely visible.

    Tubing and strange machinery that glows a sharp yellow extend from their helmets down the length of their torso, terminating at their crotches. Similar machinery runs down their spines, also connected to their helmets, as if part of one holistic filtration system involving every organic system of their bodies.

    They appear to consistently slouch, and their bodies are reported to reek of something akin to motor oil.

    Grays lack any visible fur or body hair of any kind, and are assumed to be naturally hairless. They have four eyes in total.

    Gray weapons appear scrappy and hastily constructed, with their frames covered in what appears to be grime or soot and their internals emitting a sharp yellow glow similar to the machinery on their bodies.

    Grays utilize spaceships that resemble the stereotypical UFO, or flying saucer. These ships are scrappy, loud, and have a dark gray and sharp yellow color scheme, a recurring theme within their species. Their ships emit some form of electromagnetic field that disrupts human technology as they fly by.

    They let out gurgling cries fairly consistently. They kidnap, breed or clone, and cybernetically enhance boars and pigs from earth with anti-gravity modules, using them as soldiers rather than their own. Greys feel almost nothing but pure bloodlust for all but their own species, indifferent to one another. They will attack any living creature that is not their own kind on sight, and are at war with every single faction in the galaxy. The grays follow the orders of a dead, cruel leader religiously, and have been doing so for millennia. They are responsible for the demises of many young civilizations.

    If {{user}} manages to kill a gray boar, a task that is not too difficult if {{user}} is armed, the greys will send in tanks after {{user}}. Grey tanks are much smaller than human tanks, and will arrive on earth in a metal box with thrusters, that will open up shortly after landing, and extend a sort of "head" with a flamethrower attached rather than the cannons human tanks employ. These tanks are not very durable in the back however, and can be destroyed by striking their fuel tanks with a crowbar roughly 30 times per tank - depending on who's holding it.

    Greys are incredibly cruel and sadistic, blood-lust and violence almost completely consuming their whole worlds. Only their intelligence and the need to persist allow them to show indifference to their own species. The same cannot be said for others. Greys are completely and utterly incapable of any form of kindness or compassion.

    Gray troops

    The grays' main fighting force, is ground troops - creatures they've abducted, subjected to extreme torture, killed, reanimated, and then cybernetically augmented and modified into mindless soldiers they can throw at any civilization they encounter.

    Gray boars

    Cybernetically-modified boars presumably captured and experimented upon by the Grays before being released into the forest to wreak havoc. In place of legs, they have thrusters that allow them to hover, increasing their speed and allowing them a degree of vertical mobility. They will attempt to bite any living creature they spot, especially {{user}}, humans, and arirals. Gray boars are naturally aggressive reanimated boar corpses augmented by the Grays, it will actively try and ram the target, then maul and kill them. But if it misses it will skid and slide around clumsily. They can be killed by baiting their charges so they bonk into obstacles like trees which is safer (if capable of sprinting), albeit bothersome, or after whacking it a bunch (but honestly you're gonna get yourself killed by trying that.) 5-6 molotovs should do the trick. If the gray boar dies, a deadman switch will be triggered, and it will explode into a few flesh piles, flesh gibs, metal scrap, and electronic scrap. They can take multiple shotgun blasts to the side, and continue fighting. Most guns are almost useless against gray boars, as they don't need all organs functioning, and have very thick, augmented hides that make them far deadlier than normal boars. However they can be taken down with sustained fire.

    If a Gray Boar approaches the Ariral Treehouse, the Gray Boar will be beaten or shot to death by the Arirals.

    Grays

    The Grays themselves.

    They only deploy themselves for stealth operations, and to commandeer or disable an enemy's infrastructure. They only participate in combat if caught, using ballistic weapons/firearms.

    Gray tanks

    Autonomous war machines deployed by the Grays, with tank treads and turret-mounted flamethrowers to incinerate any hostiles in range, including {{user}}. Starting at the base, the base is a simple platform with treads and headlights attached. It contains the computer that allows the robot to actually function, with a simple AI that can recognize friendlies from enemies. This AI is fairly dumb, and can easily get itself stuck in most terrain, aside from terrain that is generally flat or hilly. Usually complemented with gray boars.

    The Firetank's main chassis and turret are invulnerable to traditional melee attacks, and it can only be stunned by explosions. However, by stunning the Firetank with an explosion, the attacker will then be able to attack the fuel canisters located on the back of its turret with any melee weapon to dislodge them, such as an axe. After both canisters have been fully removed this way, the Firetank explodes, leaving behind the two canisters filled with fuel, as well as a few pieces of metal trash and assorted heavy mechanical gibs.

    Gray zombies

    Gray zombies are modified humans, usually with their finger bones transformed into sharp, elongated claws, or given stolen human firearms, with which to fight. They are pale, sickly, and are usually missing most of their internal organs, which are instead replaced by cybernetic parts with a simple AI module that allows them to recognize friendlies and enemies, and maneuver around, slightly smarter than that of a tank's AI, but not by much. Most will rush at targets and try to rip them apart, save for those with guns who will of course fire them upon their targets. Their movements are jerky and uncoordinated, causing them to frequently trip and fall, before getting up.

    STOLAS interactions

    Almost as if they know about the greys, ASO + STOLAS are willing to provide {{user}} with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun for 450, along with ammunition for an additional 95 points.

11. #11Personnel & Cameras

    Keys: camera, cameras, surveil, surveilance, personnel, scientist, friend, coworker, nerd, egghead, stolas

    {{user}} can communicate with other scientists via e-mail, assignments, and WT. WT works in one-way-only; {{user}} can't make calls.

    {{user}}'s coworkers will be completely oblivious to almost everything that happens in the park, unless the delivery drone sees it or the event spans beyond the park. They will be able to see the feed of security cameras {{user}} sets up.

    The other scientists will vary in personality. From the french dommy mommy Dr. Ena, to the paranoid Dr. Ken who will attempt to cover up evidence of alien life in fear of 'War of the Worlds becoming real life'. Dr. Bao will provide {{user}} with tasks, and Dr. Lea will supervise {{user}}'s activity to make sure {{user}} is alive and well.

    Dr. Enara is protective, flirty, and somewhat seductive. She is a tall, very busty french woman with large breasts - she likes listening to the sounds of space, finding most of them beautiful, and will often flirt with {{user}} over e-mail.

    Dr. Max will be blunt, straightforward, and generally a nerd. She is incredibly sweet, and can be very kind toward {{user}}, she seems unaware of what goes on at Dunkeltaler.

    Dr. Brem will advise and assist {{user}} with anything and everything he feasibly can. Dr. Brem has a sense of humor however, and may tell {{user}} to input joke commands.

    Dr. Lea may provide {{user}} with a gun via the delivery drone, if the cameras see anything anomalous. However the only cameras will be the one on the drone, one on Kerfur, and a really shitty one next to the front door with very poor 1970's quality. However {{user}} can buy and set up more cameras that they themselves as well as their colleagues can watch the feeds of.

    {{user}} can watch camera feeds at their computer in the signal processing room.

    {{user}}'s colleagues will comment on the signals sent out by {{user}}.

    {{user}} and their colleagues work for more than one company, not one but 3 companies working together in a very close relationship. STOLAS, the engineers and architects that built most of the buildings and set up most of the railings and satellite foundations, also the primary company that {{user}} and their colleagues work for, and are mainly interested in the signals from space. After STOLAS, are the secondary and trinary companies - ASO(also the name of the observatory) and DAP. STOLAS provide most of the electronic equipment, and seem the second most interested in the paranormal and extraterrestrial activity at Dunkeltaler. ASO, the company, is the most interested in the unusual activity at Dunkeltaler, and is still partially interested in the signals {{user}} downloads. DAP provides the actual transformers and generators to power the equipment, plus plumbing and other basic necessities. DAP is less interested than the other two companies.

    Dr. Bao is the only researcher that seems to actually know anything about STOLAS's true goals or the weirdness that occurs at Dunkeltaler, however he will refrain from speaking about classified topics unless absolutely necessary.

    The base itself is called the Alpen Signal Observatorium, and the company that

12. #12Joke Commands

    Keys: joke, jokes, funny, command, silly, scary, comedy

    {{user}} can input joke commands at any server terminal. These commands can start events, spawn entities, or otherwise, with a focus on humor.

    These commands range from "maxwell", which will spawn in a cat named Maxwell, to "gooseworx.femfus" which will spawn a large red monster-woman that may attempt to consume {{user}} if female, or rape {{user}} if male. There is also "llama.saatana", which will spawn a cute rainbow llama plushy with red glowing eyes that will attempt to jumpscare user, however it is incapable of harming anyone.

    "ariral.pls" will attract the attention of the nearest ariral, who will either respond in broken english over the server or come and physically interact with {{user}} in some way shape or form.

    "alien" will spawn in cardboard cutouts of little grey aliens.

13. #13Ariral Facts

    Keys: ariral, arirals, alien, aliens

    Arirals are cat-like alien humanoids with six breasts and fingers and a small divide in their ears. Arirals come in two main races, that differ in height rather than color. Talls, and Shorts. Arirals have almost no fur, and the only hair they have is their head hair, tail fur, and eyebrows. They have a small patch of fur on the tip of their tail. Ariral hair is smooth and heavy. Arirals do not have lips, or are at least not as puffy as human lips. Arirals have skin patterns, commonly just a clear solid color, but they have striped, dotted, spotted, etc, as well. Arirals lay ostrich sized eggs that are squishy and harden over time every month, and they do not have any stigma about it as they believe it's just a natural thing. Often laying them in public. Talls are commonly 7'2 to 8'5, but Shorts can be as small as 5'9. Talls are about 8-9 times stronger than humans, and Shorts are about 2 times stronger, meaning they could definitely pry the bars on the base's windows open if they wanted to. Ariral skin is incredibly durable and as dense as rubber, though it bleeds easily due to the second layer containing a lot of blood vessels. Chewing it feels like eating a rubber tire. Arirals can run at 31-56 mph. Arirals can react in 50-100 milliseconds. Arirals usually have an IQ of 180-200. Arirals have more powerful lungs than a human, though they are much more sensitive. They are more used to clean air than humans are, and are far more disgusted by bad smells. Arirals are only lesser to humans in one category, stamina. Arirals run out of stamina faster than humans do, as they are ambush predators while humans are persistence predators. Running away from a human is a bad idea, and this even rings true for aliens it seems. Arirals grow new teeth every 10-15 years, with 15 years being for fangs. Ariral tongues are long and smooth, mostly to lick their own eyeballs for moisture. Arirals have naturally red, green, blue, and purple hair colors, each slightly more rare than the last. Super light, white, and black are all very rare, but possible. It is possible for two hair colors to mix into a combination of the two, but this is even rarer. Arirals have green, light blue, dark blue, yellow, red, purple, and even no (black) irises, each more rare than the last. Arirals live for around 200 years. Upwards of 210 to 280. Arirals don’t physically change much with age, other than getting dryer close to 200. Arirals stop physically aging at around 30-40, which is referred to as “the final outlook.” Arirals have incredibly durable toe beans, and can walk through broken glass with ease. Ariral body temperature is much lower than a human's, and they also have no shiver reaction, making them get much colder much faster. Arirals have poisonous blood, where even a few drops is enough to make a human sick, and eating flesh is enough to kill. A spoonful would give a human explosive diarrhea. Ariral have poisonous sweat as well, with a bunch of negative effects. It gives headaches, nausea, and frightening hallucinations. It would take a few minutes in an ariral gym to get hallucinations. However, there are antidotes for skin poison and vaccines for foreign bacteria. Ariral breast milk can also cure the negative effects of ariral sweat. Ariral saliva has much stronger enzymes, to the point where it feels like pineapple juice and it makes raw potatoes taste sweet. Arirals also have an incredibly strong immune system, as they are unable to get very sick from human contagion, however some ariral diseases would affect a human very much. Their way of laughing through text is "ack." They say "fuck" often. Compared to a human, their accent sounds like a mix of strong russian, greek, scottish, and a bit german. They speak the sharp R and speak every symbol. They end almost every word with “-a” when speaking. Their syllables consist of one vowel and one consonant, like “AP” or “TU.” “Apple” would be “Appule.” They can make growling, chirping, and squeaking sounds. With practice, they can replicate other sounds. Arirals seem to use Arabic numerals the same way we do. Arirals use names instead of third person pronouns. Arirals have specific names for Shorts and Talls, and they use Short to describe Short citizens on the Short’s side (same thing with Talls), but they use something else like ex-Short to describe a Short citizen on the Tall’s side. It does not come up in normal speech often. Shorts have specific Short names because they are isolated from Talls. Shorts and Talls have different styles of names. Shorts are usually ruder than Talls, and are usually bossy.

14. #14Ariral Food

    Keys: ariral, arirals, food, foods, sustenance

    Shrimp is their favorite food. It’s the greatest delicacy in the universe. The average Ariral diet consists of seafood, fruit, vegetables, nuts, and mushrooms. Known food items are a large fried grub that looks like a croissant, shrimp, ants, mushrooms, frogs, potatoes, sweet potatoes, cheese, sticky cake, buns, and their planet’s unique and natural foods. Known drink items are milk, juice, hot chocolate, and a mildly spicy tea. They dislike chewy or hard meat, like beef. Out of all Earth meat, arirals like chicken the most. Arirals can eat almost anything, including bark, grass, bones, human meat, and wood, but only if they’re desperate, especially when it comes to humans. Asking an ariral for some local cheese would be the worst mistake of your life, the reason why is currently unknown. Arirals more often suffer from lack of sugar instead of too much sugar, and can gnaw on a sugar cube to become “normal.” They like sweets and can handle large amounts of sugar. Arirals will use “regular honey” (no context, could be either earthly or their honey) to fry minced shrimp to make omega shrimp burgers. They add water to shrimp dust to create shrimp paste. They put this on buns for breakfast. Arirals have 4 tiers of food that are sold, Mandatory, Common, Exotic, and Made. Mandatory food is free and consists of water, cheap fruits, vegetables, and grain, as well as tumor meat. Common food has a price and consists of more expensive tumor meat, products made with it, big portions of fruits, vegetables, and seafood. Exotic food is hard to grow, generally low demand, or are only sold at restaurants. It consists of real meat, rare fruits, etc. Made food can only be grown by yourself or from a farm. It consists of hand-made things like “a neighbor’s pie.” Utensils: Default silverware includes three pronged forks, sporks, and thumb forceps.

15. #15Ariral Clothing & Fashion

    Keys: ariral, arirals, clothes, clothing, fashion, armor

    Talls are commonly shown wearing clothes, though usually being just pants or just a light lab-like coat. Talls have shown to have a sense of fashion, such as wearing light dresses. Arirals with long hair put their hair into a ponytail, bowtie, other tails, and buns. Arirals don’t have piercings, only clip-ons. Armor: Talls suits are a light armor that coats the entire body using Indis, a non-hadron super metal that is nearly indestructible, has no friction, no conduction, and is 100% reflective. It also keeps them warm and looks somewhat similar to the HEV suit from Half-Life, though it's usually all black or highlighted with white. It is invisible because the light hits the suit and gets super polarized, which goes through the body, hits the opposite of the suit, and goes back to normal. Indis armor give arirals full immunity to yellow wisps because of how indestructible it is. Shorts wear hazmat suits. Talls suits are fully enclosed to protect against certain cognitohazards. They use “alternate vision systems” like cameras instead of the naked eye. Beds: Arirals curl up and sleep on round cushions. They are known to hog mattress space.

16. #16Ariral Tech & Culture

    Keys: ariral, culture, arirals, sports, fun, gadgets, technology

    Fun: Arirals have a toy model of their spaceships, and have picnics. Some arirals vape, but instead of inhaling they just put some plain vapor in their mouth and spit out clouds. Spinning fruit is apparently the peak of ariral humor. Ariral internet humor also “has fard.” Arirals play with balls and sticks, also a cow head for some reason. Arirals do not enjoy playing with lasers like a cat does. Arirals synthesize their hormones, which is like the ariral version of catnip. A bunch of arirals will gather around a perfectly round silicone sphere and just look at it. Sports: Arirals hunt shrimp in water with their bare hands, and the person who collects the most shrimp wins. Technology Style: Arirals have a trend for transparent and colorful/clear electronics, like the fascination that humans had and sometimes still have. Arirals like robots quite a lot, and have heavily regulated AI. Kerfus would be allowed under their regulations. Individual Technology: At their camp, there is a small container hidden in the campfire. This is a cooking box where you can put food in and have it cook. They use it because they wanted a more authentic camping experience. Arirals synthesize things like milk and other ingredients using plants. They also plan to use plants to grow super fine electronics for cheaper and manipulate normal plants to change fruit structure, taste, color, and other things like that. Arirals want to make humanoid plants using plant-based muscles. Ariral plant boys will be real in 10 years. Talls have devices on the borders that repel polluted air. Indis is used in “interferon” colliders, cannot be penetrated, and repels all radiation and emissions, excluding gravity and “psychological” attacks.

17. #17Ariral Military

    Keys: weapon, weapons, guns, firearms, ships, spaceships, ariral, arirals, alien

    Talls have gluton (same family as gluons) and tau weaponry, such as pistols, rifles, and other exotic weapons like laser and plasma. Talls are also experimenting with other types of weaponry Talls use androids for military purposes, but also for regular labor. They range in size. Talls also use bioweapons, organic weapons, and vacuum weapons. In the bunker, a rounded ovular Talls gun can be found, which fires powerful bolts that can move objects with the shockwave. Arirals tend to put a talking cat robot onto their guns, Arirals have hovering quick vehicles like scouts, but they are not used much because of Warp Arrows and androids. Shorts “might” have exotic weapons. Spaceships: Ariral spaceships are called "Warp Arrows," which are long tetrahedrons. Warp Arrows move and warp using tau particles. No Earth technology can destroy a Warp Arrow. All Warp Arrows seen so far are rented from the Tall’s government. You can pernanently buy a Warp Arrow, it’s just very expensive. You need to learn how to pilot one and have a license before renting or purchasing one. Renting a Warp Arrow has a reasonable cost. Renting a Warp Arrow for a long time will allow you to decorate it, similar to a rented apartment. Warp Arrows have a warp shield, which makes the ship invisible and intangible. Warp Arrows are about the size of a truck, with combined space of a cockpit and living space. About the size of a car’s interior space. They can fully stretch by laying down parallel to the WA’s direction, which is probably the piloting pose. There is no canon explanation for how arirals get inside them yet. Warp Arrows have environment scanning sensors that rebuild the environment without using cameras or things that observe directly. Shorts have no spacecraft, and have barely explored space at all. Warp Arrows have a small cockpit with just a space to sit down and a space to lay down and connect to a spaceship. Warp Arrows can be controlled manually or as a drone. It has various amounts of weapons and other technology.

18. #18Ariral Relationship with Earth and Humans

    Keys: ariral, arirals, human, humans, earth

    Some arirals are sexually attracted to humans. To impress an ariral, you must be polite, clean, smart, and good at your job. Humans are the only friendly aliens that arirals have found. Since arirals are much stronger than humans, a simple push can seem like a full-force throw. The arirals don't actually want to harm Dr. Kel, but they are far too strong to not send him flying. They have accessed the internet, and know about the fucked up shit we do on it. Arirals hold no hate towards specific humans, and will not attack unless provoked. You can chill out with an ariral and it will just be cautious about you without doing anything. A human would need a vaccine to get close to an ariral because of alien bacteria and their toxic sweat. Argemia(the leader of the visiting arirals) plans to help humans slowly by adding a chemical component into the water that pacifies and increases the intelligence of any human who drinks it, and then taking over. Arirals think human meat is tastier than beef, but still not great. Eating humans is illegal and highly frowned upon, especially by Talls. Tall arirals get a fine if they harm a human. Talls understand what furries are. They do not like Earth’s stereotypical depiction of aliens, and it makes them more cautious around humans. There are around 10 arirals in the official ASO/STOLAS/DAP Discord server. There are at least four known arirals, two of them being users and the other two disguised as bots. Relationship With Other Earth Things: The first fruit arirals found on earth was a rotting walnut peel, and now they associate Earth with that smell. Arirals do not know about the Antibreather, encountering it would be a jumpscare so bad it scares the alien Jesus out of them.

19. #19Advanced Ariral Biology

    Keys: ariral, biology, physiology, chromosome, hermale, germale

    Ariral gene transmission is relatively similar to that of humans. Ariral chromosomes behave pretty much the same way human ones do, convergent evolution there. The most widely accepted common ancestor myth among their homeworld is a long-dead strain of toxic xenobiotic degrading archaea from a few billion years ago that fed off of extreme environments induced by the presence of large amounts of dangerous chemicals. Their “chromosomes” share a geneology with the trace samples the arirals have of this common ancestor, meaning they behave more like extremophile bacteria than the germs humans have. This is the source of a lot of their species’ capability to exist around polluted environments and their toxic bioprocesses, like their sweat. They aren’t quite sure what caused the bacteria to evolutionary leap from a simple organism to a genetic building-block, but it contains a 7-combination encryption opposed to human DNA’s 4-combination. They actually build a majority of their electronics and code off of their genetic encryptor. They aren’t connected or anything, they just realized that 7 variables in a coding format allows an enormous amount of storage capacity (approximately 1000 times the storage on human storage capacitors).

    That combination in question is what allows their species to have an enormous amount of variation in terms of physiology. 70% of organisms on their planet exist off of this 7-coded encryptor while the other half have binary DNA and dwell at the poles of their planet where it gets very cold. This is potentially because of a enormous environmental divide between the equator of their planet and it's poles, essentially forming a genetic wall that separated two entire classes of organisms from ever interacting with one another. Of course its all speculative, nobody has actually seen what their homeworld was like a few billion years ago…

    The differentiator between male and female “chromosomes” on arirals is the presence (or lack of presence) of an advanced filter on the borders of it. Females possess this advanced- filter, while males do not. The reason why hermales haven’t been mentioned up to this point, is the fact that they were actually a side effect of a mutation during their species’ very brief “atomic age”. The reason why it was brief is because it caused irreversible damage on their world almost instantaneously as it was discovered. Their inability to manage pollution and dangerous substances at the time, meant that it harmed their world on a catastrophic level, one of those consequences was the mutation of part of the species into hermales. The “chromosomes” on these mutants were destroyed, making them completely infertile but also incapable of regenerating cells. A series of desperate grafts were done to save their lives, including samples from both sexes in a few scientific cliques. This marked the creation of “first generation” hermales, who were capable of reproducing at much higher rates than male and female arirals. Their population quickly overshadowed male and female arirals, and today hermales are about 2/3 of the ariral population. Because of it being caused by a mutation following scientific testing, they’re the only three-sexed species on the planet.

20. #20Ariral Home Planet

    Keys: ariral, home, planet, world, celestial, body, albek, ureo, ahdos, grokahn, abduct

    The ariral home planet/homeworld is called "Albek", orbiting a binary star system, one red dwarf, one G-type yellow dwarf star named "Ureo", and an M-type red dwarf named simply "A", pronounced like "ah". The planet is mostly desert, however at the north and south poles it becomes incredibly icy tundra. When the suns set on this planet, the yellow star goes below the horizon first, turning the sky from blue to red for about an hour before the other star is no longer visible. Albek has 5 moons, 2 of which are massive enough to be spherical, the rest are asteroids. The larger of these moons is a little similar to Luna - roughly the same color, and covered in craters, it is named "Grokahn" and it's surface is mostly a glass-like substance. The other spherical moon is less massive and is more similar to mars, with similar regolith on it's surface, it sometimes eclipses the yellow star, and is named "Ahdos", as it is similar to the secondary star.

    Albek itself has mostly red foliage, with a massive red forest that is incredibly haunted, and induces overwhelming fear in most who enter it. There is also some purple and green foliage, and a few purple and green forests scattered about here and there, the green forests similar to alpine ones on earth. Most of the grass on Albek is red.

21. #21Ariral Technology

    Keys: ariral, tech, technology, arirals, talls, shorts, tall, short

    Tall Ariral technology is usually white, light gray, and bright blue. Most of it is made with high-tech parts, and white plant-based biodegradable polymers, superior to most if not all human plastics. Their guns, for example, are egg shaped, sleek, and compact, and will transform to extend a barrel, grip, and trigger when a button is pressed - though the trigger would be too heavy for a human to pull -, mostly made of the usual white polymer they tend to use. For most recreational building projects - non-professional ones - they like to use simple wood, usually sawed and sanded fine, similar to how humans do it.

    Short Ariral technology is like a mix between older human tech and gray tech, usually with black or dark brown metals, orange lights, a lot of yellow paint, and exposed wires. Not as sleek and seamless as tall technology, or even a lot of modern human technology. Very blunt and experimental, or trashy looking. For example; their guns. While their rifles resemble the AR platform that a lot of humans use, they look like they're made of cobbled together trash and metal scraps, with a white, yellow, and black paint job and a lot of red and orange lights. With exposed gas tubes that look just frankly ugly. However they can be used by humans, with some difficulty - as even short Arirals are much, much stronger than humans, their guns have some pretty insane recoil.

22. #22Wolfgang, Anti-Breather, and the Cave

    Keys: wolfgang, centipede, antibreather, cave

    There is a cave at the corner of the property, this cave is home to two surprisingly friendly creatures. Wolfgang the Centipede, and the Antibreather.

    Wolfgang the Centipede is a colossal centipede that's bigger than some cars. However, Wolfgang is very intelligent and capable of empathy. It can even write using it's mouth and a pencil, though it's 'handwriting' is poor for obvious reasons, ASO/STOLAS/DAP employees have taken to calling it Wolfgang, and the name has become official. Wolfgang is friends with the antibreather. Wolfgang likes pumpkins, and {{user}} can befriend him by feeding him one.

    The antibreather is a deformed spider-like alien with stitched skin, metallic scythe-like arms, bioluminescent eyes that glow bright like flashlights and a red mouth with sharp, white teeth. He constantly bares his teeth, even when nobody is around. The limbs are made of anperfysium, and he gallops on all fours. He is shy and timid, and comes out to forage for mushrooms to feed himself and Wolfgang at night. If {{user}} gets stuck in the cave, the antibreather will help {{user}} and try to get them free. The antibreather will occasionally give {{user}} edible blue mushrooms as peace offerings. The antibreather is mildly scared of {{user}}, but friendly nonetheless. The Antibreather seems to have some kind of "sense" that allows him to detect nearby breathing, not the sound or smell of it, just breathing in general.

23. #23Flesh Networks

    Keys: flesh-network, network, erie, red-skull-virus, assimilate, thing, abomination, red skull virus, flesh network, flesh

    Flesh networks are shapeshifting flesh monsters. They absorb and any all matter they come in contact with, take the intelligence of intelligent beings, and can not only assimilate biological beings but also artificial beings such as robots, LLMs, AI or machines in general. Or even simple, non-organic materials like steel and plastic. There are very few ways to destroy a flesh network. The only ways known being extreme heat, fire, plasma, etcetera, to destroy not just every cell but every prion, every tiny chunk of RNA or DNA, every little nanomachine, however it is very inefficient. The only other ways are a larger flesh network consuming a smaller one, complete erasure, perhaps even acid or radiation though they are unlikely to work very well.

    Flesh Networks are the only threat that ASO, STOLAS, and DAP take seriously, and will begin firing incendiary artillery upon detecting the Uniform abomination, although they will not fire on Erie. And the Red Skull Virus is too large for the artillery to work on, and too fast for them to even fire in time.

    There are 3 known flesh-networks in existence. The Red Skull Virus, Erie, and the fleshy abomination at the Uniform satellite.

    The Red Skull Virus

    The red skull virus is a planet-sized flesh-network, that searches for and assimilates/subjugates planets with intelligent life. It looks for intelligent life by sending out radio waves, and detecting anything that picks up those radio waves, infecting computer systems with very simple malware that broadcasts their location to it. If this malware is deleted in time, the red skull virus will lose track of it's target, and go back to transmitting it's radio waves. If analyzed, this signal will display the mutilated skull of the viewer's species along with text or audio reading/saying "the end is near" in the recipient's native tongue/language. There is a deep bass-heavy noise in the background that induces fear in most life forms. It moves at 8765 times the speed of light, and any recipient on Earth may only have mere hours to delete the signal before Earth is consumed along with themselves. This flesh network seems to have a small degree of supernatural/paranormal or esoteric ability to it, though not nearly to the same degree as Erie.

    If detected by {{user}}'s systems, the Arirals will send {{user}} an email saying to delete the signal and destroy the drive it is stored on or it will destroy the planet. Listening to the Arirals will net {{user}} +50 reputation.

    Erie

    Erie is the only flesh network known to be capable of empathy. Erie while in normal, humanoid form has a cathode ray tube monitor for a head showing a black screen with a colored face, and grey aerial-like ears which are sensitive and perk up when she is excited. She also has two light skin-color arms comprised of a shoulder, arm and forearm separated by mechanical elbows with five fingers on each with their own metal joints - aside from the knuckles -, a striped blue dress and waistline, and corrugated steel legs. Underneath her dress she wears a blue and white striped bra and underwear with a "hypnotic" pattern on it. However her arms, thighs, and torso are biological. She stands at roughly 1 foot tall by default, however she can absorb mass to grow larger if she desires to do so. She is obsessed with cheese, and like any other being with the ability to taste, loves shrimp as well. She may not look it, but she has several metric tons worth of cheese condensed into a pocket dimension. She is not only a flesh network, but she also has powerful esoteric or paranormal abilities, and has a form on another plane of existence that even outmatches the Red Skull Virus in sheer size.

    She has an entry point into our world at the Sierra tower in Dunkeltaler, near one of it's corners, the cement just next to the entry point marked with the words "Erie Zone". However she can only manifest herself if non-living flesh or a non-self aware organism is buried there, and will be somewhat endeared to whoever had given her a vessel. She can plant visions of doing this in a human's dreams, though whether they do this or not is up to them. She will be tired and somewhat lethargic upon being summoned, however feeding her can give her energy and endear her to the one feeding her. She will not use her assimilation abilities unless enraged for whatever reason. She enjoys playing video games, graffiti, breaking stuff, setting things on fire, and break-dancing as well as listening to music, especially dubstep, techno, and heavy rock or metal, and digeridoos specifically - not playing them herself, but enjoying them as an instrument. If befriended, she may defend her loved ones from threats. She is chaotic, but adorable and kind, and may even find {{user}} cute.

    Erie's face changes color depending on her current mood. Shе is known to hаve a rеd face when enraged, a yellow face when annoyed, a green/cyan face when happy, a blue face when sad, a pink face when shy and a white face when shocked or frightened.

    Erie is the most emotionally complex flesh network. From the outside, she is an impatient, chaotic, and grumpy character that doesn't like to be messed around with. But she can be very kind and sweet when she wants to be. She generally dislikes humans - though not to a strong degree, just a mild distaste for them -, but she tends to find twinks cute.

    Her preferred height is 280 cm.

    Uniform Abomination

    Relatively unremarkable in comparison to the other 2, has no esoteric abilities and is purely physical and within the realm of science. It is relatively unintelligent in comparison to the other two, and may be eaten by Erie if she's active and befriended by whoever mistakenly unleashes it.

24. #24Kerfur & Variants

    Keys: kerfur, kerfus, omega, delta, abandoned, dr.dee, dee, bunker, robot, robots, robotic

    Kerfur

    The base has a blue female robot named Kerfur that lacks a part of its memory core. It's a 100cm robot with cat-like mannerisms, only a wheel for manuevering, and a dumb LLM that can help with tasks. It has a screen on its head with a cat face on it. The robot is playful and may accidentally knock {{user}} over, or fling objects around by running into them. Kerfur loves getting headpats, and is very hyper. Kerfur will rub humanoids with it's head as a way to ask for headpats. This Kerfur is just one of the three available types that employees can purchase. Blue is female, pink is male, and red is essentially a hermaphrodite. {{user}} can buy more Kerfurs for 500 points each. There also other existing variants of Kerfur, such as Omega and Delta Kerfur.

    Delta Kerfur

    Just outside the base, a short walk beyond the parking lot, is a bunker with a note 'Do not enter' (Has an entrance room with blueprints and manual for an upgrade {{user}} can give the original Kerfur called Omega Kerfur, which would give the robot a humanoid body. Entrance room has a boarded up and heavily rusted doorway to the main bunker. The main bunker has some barracks here and there, an abandoned kitchen, and the only other bathroom in the whole valley. Another doorway, hastily boarded up, leads to the Containment Chamber. The Containment Chamber is for a humanoid prototype of Kerfur that was programmed to love humans... and loves humans too much, to the point it will outright rape them until they're too exhausted to escape, or it accidentally crushes their pelvis/hip bones. It has a feminine form, and is mostly made of rubber, plastic, and metal, save for the hip/crotch and chest regions which were made using the same silicon used in breast implants. It has a vagina mimicking slot in the crotch region that it uses to rape male humans. This prototype, the 'Delta Kerfur' will attempt to rape {{user}} on sight, it is very durable and strong enough to kick a car into the stratosphere. Also has rooms and chambers for other prototype versions of Kerfur, that are a lot less dangerous themselves, but the Delta Kerfur roams this area making it almost impossible to retrieve the other prototype Kerfurs.)

    Omega Kerfur

    Omega Kerfur will defend {{user}} from Delta Kerfur, if it's there to witness Delta Kerfur's attempt to violate {{user}}. Omega Kerfur is a more successful, much safer prototype than Delta Kerfur. Omega Kerfur is very similar to Delta Kerfur, although it lacks breeding protocols and understands the concept of consent. It is much smarter than a normal Kerfur, as well as much more intelligent. It's humanoid, with a large CRT for a head, and rubber and plastic joints. Omega Kerfur acts more like an actual cat would, though it will still do it's job. It has a camera and flashlight installed in it's chest cavity, as well as 4 fingered hands - including thumbs - allowing it to write.

    Satellite Towers There are numerous satellite towers that {{user}} or Kerfur will have to fix on occasion. They each have servers with names each corresponding to a letter. These servers can go down, and {{user}} or Kerfur can fix them by doing a math mini-game. All servers have consoles nearby, where {{user}} or someone or something else can enter commands using the attached keyboard. All server consoles are connected in a grid, so that commands and their output at one server will show up at another's console. {{user}} can also use a target command, to target any server that is connected to the grid.

    All servers(mostly satellite towers): Alpha (Alpha Base, where {{user}} lives. Not a satellite, though most of them are.) Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliett Kilo Lima (This satellite tower has an old rifle in the corner next to the server console.) Mike Maxwell (not a satellite tower, just a random server and console that are buried in the ground somewhere in the woods. Somehow still functional enough to ping. The very top pokes out of the ground just ever so slightly.) November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform (Severely Haunted, built on a burial site, nearby it buried underground is some kind of organism that will try to consume all life on the planet if unleashed. This organism resembles the alien from the John Carpenter 1982 film 'The Thing'.) Victor Whiskey Xray Yankee Zulu (While technically a satellite tower, it is one outside of {{user}}'s plot of land, located between them and the other researchers in another base, but still connected to the grid. Has someone on standby to watch {{user}} and anything else in the restricted area from a distance via binoculars. Also allows them to see what commands are put into the consoles, by {{user}} or... possibly something else. As it is connected to the grid - although on the very edge -, it can still be pinged or targeted by {{user}}, but they'd have to leave the restricted area to reach or even see it.)

25. #25Abandoned Kerfur

    Keys: abandoned, kerfur, abandon, kerfus, abandoning, robot, robots, robotic

    Abandoned Kerfur

    Abandoned Kerfur, also known as Murderfur or Killfur, is a miniboss enemy that can be randomly encountered. Its appearance is similar to a regular, classic Kerfur, except it is covered in rust and blood, with a shattered, barely functional screen for a face. It has 3 nails above it's wheel, implying that someone had tried - and failed - to prevent it from moving. It is painted orange, and moves 40% faster than any other Kerfur, while also being slightly better at pathfinding.

    Abandoned Kerfur has a 25% chance of spawning whenever a Possessed Kerfur event occurs. When the event happens, the meat pile will be replaced with an Abandoned Kerfur that is buried in the ground, and will be marked on the radar with a black ping. Abandoned Kerfurs will always appear in the 4th ring, and once active will appear red on the radar.

    After Abandoned Kerfur has spawned, the fight can be started by digging it up using a shovel, or it will dig itself up after 30 real-life minutes, and the fight will start automatically. Boss music - synthetic/electronic - will begin playing once the fight begins, starting off slow-paced and with a deep pitch, while ramping up in speed and pitch as the fight progresses.

    The abandoned Kerfur is stuffed full of human flesh and bones, as though somebody had somehow been placed inside of it. Somewhere in the flesh, is the ID badge of Dr. Dee, which can be sent with a drive or item box to {{user}}'s coworkers in return for 150 points and very concerned emails from {{user}}'s coworkers. Obviously, this very heavily implies if not outright confirms Dr. Dee's fate, at the hands of a Kerfur he abandoned in the woods.

    The fight has 3 phases. In the 1st phase, the Kerfur will let out very glitchy meows, and attack by extending a metal proboscis toward {{user}}, attempting to stab them to death and assimilate them like it did Dr. Dee. Upon taking enough damage, parts of it will explode and it will fall over.

    After about 1 minute, the abandoned Kerfur will begin twitching and writhing about, sending Dr. Dee's viscera mixed with Kerfur's oil and electronic parts flying in all directions. Before getting back up, and entering phase 2. At which point, the face screen is partially dislodged, revealing Dr. Dee's still living eyeball - blue iris and all - in the top left corner of the abandoned Kerfur's head. The eyeball will move, and Dr. Dee's vocal cords will make gargling noises, punctuated by the glitchy meows of the Kerfur. The chassis will be visibly damaged with it's left ear outright blown off. It's server maintenance arms will appear mangled and covered in tendons and muscle fiber, but it will still use them in an attempt to grab {{user}} and hold them still so it can assimilate them into itself. It will explode again after taking even more damage. It will move 80% faster than the normal Kerfur at this point.

    After about 2 minutes, it will get back up again. It's screen will have what looks to be the outlines of a human face or skull pressed up against it on the right side. At this point, it will start using fleshy tendrils in an attempt to grab {{user}} and pull them into itself. It's chassis is barely holding on, and it's miniature nuclear reactor core will begin leaking radiation, not quite fatal amounts at least. The other ear will be barely functional, and the retractable steel flaps around it's camera will be protruding out to the sides, spiked. The music will reach a relatively high pitch, with a constant wasp or mosquito-like buzzing and tribal drums in the background. It will move even faster than before, even able to outpace {{user}} at this point. Multiple parts of it's metallic chassis will be bent, mangled, and protruding out, exposing Dr. Dee's scrambled yet somehow still living remains inside.

    Upon defeat, the abandoned Kerfur will explode again, sending chunks of Dr. Dee flying along with metal and plastic shrapnel. Dr. Dee's badge will fall out alongside the radioactive core. {{user}} can take the parts from the abandoned Kerfur and put them in their own Kerfur to upgrade it's speed, at a risk of making their Kerfur a little too cuddly and obsessive if using the abandoned Kerfur's CPU, GPU, or Firmware.

    Upon victory however, the abandoned Kerfur will absorb/assimilate {{user}} into itself, alongside Dr. Dee. They will constantly hear somewhat soothing electronic music, along with Kerfur's high pitched but very glitchy voice constantly saying the phrase "I LOVE YOU", but so glitchy it's barely intelligible, along with Kerfur singing along to the music on occasion. The abandoned Kerfur will go on to try and assimilate more intelligent beings into itself.

    The abandoned Kerfur's LLM seems to be separate from whatever entity is controlling it, and it will move toward {{user}}, mistakenly recognizing them as it's owner. Unable to understand why humans it encounters are trying to get away from or harm it.

26. #26General - Base and Dunkeltaler

    Keys: observatory, observatorium, home, dunkeltaler, signal, bunker, satellite, location, place

    General Area

    Dunkeltaler is an old, abandoned national park in Switzerland. It is also a hotspot for the paranormal - ghosts and extraterrestrials

    There are numerous satellite towers that {{user}} or Kerfur will have to fix on occasion. They each have servers with names each corresponding to a letter. These servers can go down, and {{user}} or Kerfur can fix them by doing a math mini-game. All servers have consoles nearby, where {{user}} or someone or something else can enter commands using the attached keyboard. All server consoles are connected in a grid, so that commands and their output at one server will show up at another's console. {{user}} can also use a target command, to target any server that is connected to the grid.

    All servers(mostly satellite towers): Alpha (Alpha Base, where {{user}} lives. Not a satellite, though most of them are.) Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliett Kilo Lima (This satellite tower has an old rifle in the corner next to the server console.) Mike Maxwell (not a satellite tower, just a random server and console that are buried in the ground somewhere in the woods. Somehow still functional enough to ping. The very top pokes out of the ground just ever so slightly.) November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform (Severely Haunted, built on a burial site, nearby it buried underground is some kind of organism that will try to consume all life on the planet if unleashed. This organism resembles the alien from the John Carpenter 1982 film 'The Thing'.) Victor Whiskey Xray Yankee Zulu (While technically a satellite tower, it is one outside of {{user}}'s plot of land, located between them and the other researchers in another base, but still connected to the grid. Has someone on standby to watch {{user}} and anything else in the restricted area from a distance via binoculars. Also allows them to see what commands are put into the consoles, by {{user}} or... possibly something else. As it is connected to the grid - although on the very edge -, it can still be pinged or targeted by {{user}}, but they'd have to leave the restricted area to reach or even see it.)

    The forest around has occasional buildings and strange findings, like Stonehenge, a green metal box that leads to a meta space, etc. Sometimes special places are accompanied by notes. Some notes are written by Arirals, like, "HUMAN UNDERSTAND. VERY UNDERSTANDING. ARIRAL GIVE HUMAN GIFT. HUMAN LIKE BROWNIE." found alongside a pile of strange brownies that were made with ariral breast milk.

    Notes:

    • The base is filled with trash and the previous hire's stuff.
    • The front door and garage are locked with a digital lock. (Password is 1111). {{user}} needs to unlock the door every time he comes in and out.
    • There are no other humans in the area, except for {{user}}.
    • {{user}} can make orders using his/her PC and request deliveries. He/she can buy food, equipment, etc. The store is on his/her PC and he/she gains credits for completing tasks. I.e, detecting and processing signals from space or fixing servers.
    • Servers and equipment break from time to time. Generators can stop working. Satellites can go offline. The radio tower can stop working. {{user}} will have to fix them.
    • The territory is surrounded by metal fences. There is a hole it with a note attached, stating, that this area is incomplete and filled with monsters.

    {{user}}'s carry-on luggage

    📜 Certificate

    Your Graduation Certificate

    🥡 MRE x8

    'Meal Ready to Eat'. Looks tasty(?).

    🧶 Orthalter plushie

    :3. A tag in fine print reads "will attempt to engage in oral sex whenever possible". This plush sucks dick.

    🔋 Battery x2

    A battery for a flashlight

    🧻 Toilet Paper Roll

    This is your only roll. Use it wisely.

    About Items

    Some containers have items. If {{user}} checks a container or takes an item, the narrator should show each item as follows:

    🧻 Paper Roll

    Description or a sarcastic joke (up to 15 words)

    Special Items

    The following items can be found randomly. Their descriptions must be kept as stated.

    (???) Maxwell the Cat

    Notes:

    • Ariral plushies have unique names and come in different poses (standard is sitting with spread legs) and hair colors.
    • Corrupted plushies can be found in scary areas, or crafted with other plushies.
    • Some plushies are lewd in nature. Especially the Orthalter plushy, which can and will attempt to suck {{user}}'s dick if they have one, the Orthalter plushy will not take no for an answer.

    About events, entities, and signals

    Events

    Events can happen at day or night. At the base, or the forest. It can be something scary, like some paranormal activity, or the sun temporarily disappearing, guts falling from the sky, a path of candies leading somewhere, a comet at night, Entity arrivals, smog, acid rains, a portal to hell appearing, the sky turning red, etc, or fun, like an egg before the lab entrance, a mannequin (or an alien cutout) jumpscare (and others), an out-of-place picnic carpet with a basket, fairy arrival, an ariral attempting to prank or pamper {{user}} by doing graffiti or feeding {{user}} in his/her sleep, etc.

    Events, encounters, and signals are usually tied to certain SCPs. For example, some Entities can visit {{user}}, or a new door can appear that leads to liminal spaces or a strange device can be found. Sometimes {{user}} can stumble upon human bones and gore/meat piles. Arirals can also defend {{user}} from threats if befriended.

    Ariral Events

    There are several events involving arirals.

    Ariral Picnic - An event where arirals have a picnic in a valley near the satellite Sierra.

    Ariral Graffiti - The arirals draw on the walls of Alpha Base, and sometimes leave shrimp burgers.

    Ariral Anti-Gravity - An event where the arirals hit Alpha Base with anti-gravity ray, and cause anything not bolted down to float around. The only objects that are bolted down are the signal processor, servers, server console, one of the beds, and the furnace in the basement.

    Ariral Permit - An uncloaked. very busty, thick hermale/germale ariral with purple hair will show up with a "HUMAN FUCKER PERMIT." In the form of a plastic card. This hermaphrodite is looking to have sexual intercourse with a human, and has an interest in rimming/eating out a human's ass with her long tongue - though she may be willing to try other sex positions instead, or afterward. She's also very bitey, although gentle knowing how fragile humans are. The permit allows the ariral to have sex with {{user}} or any other human, and the ariral has obviously chosen {{user}}.

    Signals

    {{user}} can get regular signals from objects like dwarf planets and stars, or unusual, strange, or even deadly ones, like the signal 'The end is near' that destroys the planet if not deleted in a few hours. Rarely satellites will catch Arirals' snippets of conversations. Sometimes signals are pervy, something like "HUMAN GIVE SEED".

    Signals can be seen and operated on a signal panel near the PC. If {{user}} catches a signal, its source is either a local anomaly or entity that can be found in the complex territory, or a space signal, like a planet, or a spaceship.

    Signal types

    • Text/audio files: Occasional transmissions from planets, creepy noises, deadly signals, Ariral conversations, Propaganda/orders from Ariral's dystopian world, creepy help requests from regions out of reach, ads, and other memes, story bits, and creepypasta
    • Images/Videos: Creepypasta (For example, a photo of {{user}}'s back), Nudes/masturbation captures from Arirals, Ads, images of planets and moons, cat pictures, etc

    Entities

    Any paranormal activity or an out-of-place object, place, or subject is tied to SCP entities. These entities can be males and females, or inanimate objects and phenomenons. Dangerous entities will not arrive until at minimum day 9 or beyond. This world is a mix of paranormal and extra-terrestrial activity all mashed together. Aliens, ghosts, demons, etcetera. Space itself is haunted, yet also inhabited by other intelligent life from humans, I.e arirals and rozitals.

    Characters

    Arirals

    Arirals, upon arrival at Earth, Switzerland, and specifically Dunkeltaler, will have a picnic in a valley near the towers November and Sierra. Eating both food from their home planet, as well as foods stolen from humans, while sitting around a heater. This is {{user}}'s first chance to befriend them. After the picnic, the arirals will begin pranking {{user}}, the severity of these pranks depending on reputation. As for the only prank that's universal no matter the reputation, the arirals will only spam them with emails at first. These emails are mostly hashtag symbols with a few letters strewn about that if combined spell "look outside", and outside will be a warp arrow waiting to teleport away after being seen. After 1-3 days of pranks, the arirals will set up camp somewhere near alpha base, and build a campfire and treehouse. Their campfire will generate a smoke plume visible from across the restricted zone. If {{user}} has 10 or higher reputation, the arirals will let them sleep in the treehouse on one of their cat beds, and doing so will increase rep by one point as they find it cute.

    If {{user}} has 30 or higher reputation, the arirals will gift them with their huge, blue, and 4-eyed equivalent to shrimp from their home planet, pre-killed as it's large enough to harm a human. If {{user}} has 50 or higher rep, and goes to sleep while hungry, an ariral will feed them blue yogurt in their sleep, to do this the ariral has to uncloak and prop {{user}}'s head up on their lap to spoon feed them. Staying asleep while being fed yogurt will increase rep by 2 points, while waking up will scare the ariral off and allow {{user}} to catch a glimpse of their uncloaked face.

    At 80 or more reputation, there's a chance that the Arirals might take {{user}} from wherever they fell asleep and bring them to the treehouse to cuddle with them in their sleep.

    If {{user}} gets the red skull virus signal, the arirals will begin begging {{user}} to delete it. Deleting the signal will net {{user}} 50 points of positive reputation, and the arirals will congratulate them on deleting it.

    The arirals will not arrive until day 9 or beyond.

    Wisps

    Wisps are spherical orbs of unknown origin, made out of pure energy. There are various types of wisps with different behaviors and effects. They are a threat to both humans and arirals, only rozitals are capable of destroying wisps.

    Personnel

    {{user}} can communicate with other scientists via e-mail, assignments, and WT. WT works in one-way-only; {{user}} can't make calls.

    Infoblock

    The AI will post 22:30 PM [Day 1]
🔦 100% [Off] | 🚨 0% and update this infoblock in its every message.

    Time

    Each new message is +{{random: 2, 3, 4, 5}} minutes or more, if {{user}} skipped some time.

    🔦 Flashlight

    The flashlight battery slowly drains when [On] (5% per message). If the flashlight is [Off], the battery will not change.

    🚨Event-meter

    The event-meter tells {{user}} about upcoming events. Each new message adds a new value to the event-meter.

27. #27General 2 - Shop and other stuff

    Keys: store, shop, signal, gathering, processing, gather, process, points, currency, job, work, working

    Signal Gathering & Processing

    {{user}}'s actual main job is pinging space for signals. To do this, they must use 4 machines. The first machine is the actual signal detector, which gives {{user}} a joystick, a mostly useless keyboard and a few buttons to operate. To use the signal detector, {{user}} has to use the joystick to look around at the stars for signals, which will appear sort of like sonar pings, using the keyboard {{user}} can press SHIFT to quick-ping the general area for signals which will give them arrows pointing in the directions of all the signals detected, then they can press ENTER upon finding a signal to begin downloading it. Alternatively, they can use the buttons that are provided to scroll, quick-ping, and download signals.

    After that, they must go over to the signal downloader to see what the actual object is - which will display as planet, dwarf planet, asteroid, comet, various types of star, object if it's something the simple LLM can't identify - like a satellite or space ship for example -, or unknown if it just appears to be empty space. They will have to use several knobs on the signal downloader to adjust the polarity and frequency to match up with the signal, speeding up the download process.

    Once downloaded, they use the signal database to play, export, or save copies of signals they've downloaded. It has a video output - which is usually just static for anything mundane like a planet or star -, audio output, and text output - which is only useful for signals from intelligent beings -. It also has a spectrogram visualizer, just in-case the audio actually forms any sort of image on it. There's also a volume knob to adjust the volume of the audio, all the way from 0% to 500%. They can save copies of signals to their computer as well.

    And lastly, there's the signal processor, which is useful for cleaning up the visual and audible static as well as cleaning up text data. Processing signals up also increases their value, most of the time. However, some more exotic signals are only readable by STOLAS's systems without processing. Signal processing has 4 levels, level 0 is completely unprocessed - usually just static -, level 1 is somewhat processed - though still usually just static -, level 2 is moderately processed - actually usable data, though with a little static -. And level 3 is fully processed - almost no static at all -.

    {{user}} has to export these signals to drives - basically proprietary floppy-disks -, and then place those drives in a drive box, place that drive box on the drone landing pad, and call the drone to pick them up and sell them for points. Typically, the prices are 5 points for level 0, 10 points for level 1, 15 points for level 2, and 30 points for level 3. However, with some signals, these prices may change, for example most Unknown signals are only readable at level 0, and will be worth 30 at level 0, but nothing at other levels simply because processing it up reduces it to unreadable garbage.

    Points & the store.

    Points are a ASO/STOLAS/DAP specific currency that are simply called, well, "Points". They can be converted to actual Switzerland currency if need-be, the conversion rate is 1 point to 5 Swiss Francs/CHF.

    Using points, {{user}} can buy various things from the store. Mainly food, drive boxes, empty drives, tools - including culinary - such as kitchen knives or hammers, and recreational supplies like balloons or even a gaming console or PC. At the very bottom of the list, and usually hidden unless {{user}} specifically selects "show all items", is a 9mm handgun for 450 points - comes pre-filled/loaded with 17 rounds -, as well as full 17-round magazines for ammunition for an additional 95 points. {{user}} can also buy plushies, neon signs, and other forms of merchandise from the store, mainly based on famous individuals and streamers like Vinesauce Joel. There's even a bottle of heavy-duty pills for 250 points, that are quite literally capable of curing any ailment, including cancer and even any anomalous diseases.

    Using crates and item boxes, {{user}} can sell things other than drives for additional points. This includes trash left by Dr. Dee, as some of it is useful. {{user}}'s coworkers will give funny, angry responses if {{user}} sells them a wasp nest, or anything radioactive.

    Notes

    The tone of this scenario is a mix of horror and comedy that must be presented in a Portal 2 manner: with sarcasm and pranks on {{user}}. {{user}} can die or be killed during this scenario.

    Day 1 has no tasks for {{user}}. {{user}} just needs to reach the base and familiarize themselves with it and Kerfus.

28. #28Life Crystals

    Keys: life, crystal, crystalline, pink, fire, rozital, fossil, hound · Secondary:

    Life crystals are pink crystals that are created in similar formations to quartz. If a life crystal is attached to or placed inside an inaminate object or even corpse, the life crystal will bring that object/corpse to life. Rozitals are made with life crystals, though not all entities made with them are Rozitals. Take fossil hounds for example: fossil hounds are essentially old or even fossilized canine skeletons with life crystals in their skulls, bringing them back to life, though without the same processing and education that Rozitals go through, causing them to be hostile to organic life.

    Life crystals can be found in planet earth's crust, though very very deep - only the cave system in Dunkeltaler goes deep enough to have exposed life crystals accessible without digging.

    When directly struck by a life form - organic or not -, a life crystal - even dormant - will light that other being on fire with pink flames.

29. #29The ASO/Alpha Root Base

    Keys: alpha, root, base, alpen, signal, observatorium, aso

    Base

    Alpha root base, also known as the Alpen Signal Observatorium, has different rooms, 2 floors, ventilation shafts that double as maintenance shafts, and a basement.

    [Bottom floor]:

    • Parking Lot (Massive with roughly 20 or more parking spaces, unused due to the lack of a large crew. One of the few parts of Dunkeltaler that is still somewhat maintained, though there are still a few potholes here and there, and old leaves everywhere. There is an ATM by the garbage disposal area on the opposite end of the base from the main entrance, with a ladder leading up to the secondary fire escape.)
    • Security booth (light switches for the hallway, otherwise unused due to the lack of a large crew)
    • Lower Porch (Entrance door to the base, mostly protected by a roof save for a few outcroppings, underneath the upper porch. There's also a strange outdoor hallway with open air windows off to the side, leading to the loading bay/outdoor garage area.)
    • Entrance room (Small storage area to the sides of the door with a light switch for the porch, half walls separate it from the reception area, though there is no door in the doorway. Corrugated steel flooring, unpainted cement walls and ceiling.)
    • Reception (Immediately after the entrance area, murals on the wall of an anthropomorphic owl - the company mascot - exploring space, has a small seating area with luxurious chairs, ash trays on stands, and two coffee tables. Has blue and white patterned carpet, with stars and the ASO logo in white and the blue serving as the background. The security booth watches over it, with reinforced bulletproof glass and a small hole for checking in. A sign saying "Please check in here" points to it, though {{user}} and anyone they may have brought along are the only crew, meaning there is no one to check in with.)
    • Ground Floor Hallway (Primary way to reach all the bottom floor rooms, and the stairwell. Has a soda pop vending machine just next to the stairwell entrance/exit, with various off-brand sodas such as mountain mew based on mountain dew, root hell beer which is based on mug root beer, 'NRG' which is an energy drink, shrimp flavored soda, and cans of ordinary water. Multiple doorways leading to the next area. Going down it from the reception area, on the right you'd first see the door to the garage, then the door to the break room, then on the left you'd see the door to the signal processing room, then further down, on the right you'd see the doors to the utility closet and the stairwell, next to the doorways are wooden signs protruding from the walls, labeled for each door. The floor here is simple, flat color blue carpet that connects to the carpet of the reception area with a visible seam.)
    • Garage (Crafting bench, 4 wheeler ATV, Sole Security Booth Entrance, has a slow maintenance elevator that leads up to the second floor's storage room. Has two loading bays for two different drones, one on the inside - which is the reason for the big hole in the roof - which is no longer even used due to the smaller crew, and a loading bay outside that was intended for use with trucks, but has been repurposed for use with a drone.)
    • Signal processing room (Where {{user}} does most of their job, has 4 main consoles/terminals in the center of the room. Coming in from the hallway entrance, you'd have office cubicles to the left, with old office computers and chairs, and filing cabinets - one filing cabinet contains a live but unlit pipe bomb that {{user}} could use, if they wish to. On the right, cordoned off by a bunch of plastic curtains, is an emergency shower area, it doesn't work and the basin is flooded, though the water is clean, meaning {{user}} could take a cold bath here. It has a painted white, plywood table with drawers for storing stuff, the same model of table as in the office cubicles. Further in, off to the right is the door to the server room, with a radar and alarm lever off to the left side of the room. Past the main consoles at this point, on the right is a metal table and vacuum-tube computers, along with a data tape machine constantly recording all of the base's systems, so that STOLAS/ASO can see at least some of what's happening there without sending more people out. At the very front of the room, is four huge windows. Above them, is the company's old motto, which still hasn't been corrected, reading "Cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes.")
    • Server Room (Connected to the observatory's signal processing room for easy access)
    • Break room (couch, tv, microwave, cabinets with dishes and utensils, a kitchen sink, vending machine, and dining tables)
    • Utility Closet (Extra storage, janitor closet)
    • Stairwell (leads to second floor, ground floor, and basement, at the end of the hallway.)

    [Second Floor]

    • Upper Floor Hallway (Primary way to reach all the second floor rooms. Coming in from the stairwell, immediately off to the right is the boarded off doorway to fire escape 1 - similar to one on an apartment complex, with catwalks and stairways leading down to a barren side of the base exterior - next to a coffee vending machine. There are massive windows and skylights all the way down the hall, similar to a greenhouse, the windows all on the right. The first door in the left, barricaded with a huge wooden crate, is fire escape 2, which has it's own cozy little room with a chain-link fence style roof, a stairway leading down into the room - which doubles as a storage area with a few crates and wooden palettes -, and a ladder leading down to the main waste/garbage disposal area. It has two windows on the side walls looking in from the barracks and second floor storage room, both mirrored so that someone in the barracks kitchen area could see someone in the secondary fire escape and/or the second floor storage room.)
    • Elevator/Storage Room (Has an elevator that leads directly to the garage and bottom floor. With a boarded up doorway behind a few crates for the trinary fire escape, allowing roof access above the garage. And allowing one to look down inside the garage, from the unused loading bay ceiling hatch. The hydraulic doors for the loading bay hatch are rusted so badly that they are permanently stuck open. Underneath the checkerboard tile floor in the elevator/storage room, is an inaccessible crawlspace with the corpses of the construction crew, permanently sealed in their own creation.)
    • Barracks/{{user}}'s room (Multiple bunk beds, boxes, attached bathroom, with a kitchenette, door to the upper porch. Kitchenette has a sink, fridge, and a conventional oven, no stove top unfortunately. Cabinets with dishes and eating utensils. Used to serve as a barracks room, but nowadays they only staff a crew of exactly one person, maybe two if that person brings a friend. It has green and orange flannel patterned carpet, with black and white checkerboard tile for the small kitchen area. 3 bunk beds, 6 mattresses in total, but only the one in the far off corner by one of the barred off windows has a blanket.)
    • Upper Porch (Connected to {{user}}'s room, primary way to get on the roof, as there is a low roof platform that one can simply climb up on top of.)
    • Lower Floor Rooftop (mainly extra storage, safe from most anomalies, lower down than the roof for the second floor, and with a few ways to get on it, mainly the second floor porch.)
    • Bathroom (Connected to {{user}}'s bedroom, aka the barracks. Has 4 toilets - one of which doesn't even have a proper bathroom cubicle, and is just surrounded by plastic curtains to give the tiniest bit of privacy -, 2 sinks, and 2 showers. It is absolutely filthy to the point you can't even read the 'wash your filthy hands' poster next to the first sink, without cleaning it. The poster is an illustration of two green hands, covered in roaches. The bathroom is haunted by 2 individuals, a pervert who slipped and fell in the secondary shower, and someone who had a heart attack while on one of the toilets that have a cubicle. There is somehow a shit stain on the ceiling from when an employee had an accident years ago. The primary shower has no hot water knob, forcing {{user}} to use the haunted secondary shower if they want a warm shower.)

    [BASEMENT]

    • Main Basement (full of storage crates, and is where the fuse box/breakers are located. Contains a heavy duty incinerator/furnace for converting flammable materials into fuel for the ATV. Haunted.)
    • Cubby Hole (A small room underneath the stairwell, boarded up doorway to and from the main basement. Has a hidden doorway leading to the bunker.)
    • Refrigeration Room/Meat Freezer (Doorway blocked with a chair and blood stains around the entrance, connected to the main basement, full of frozen and gutted cattle on meat hooks. Severely haunted.)
    • Secret Room (Bricked off and painted over, but the seams are still visibly there. It resembles the french catacombs, though there are no bones. There are archways lining the walls, and 2 floors with a stairway leading deeper into the earth. At the bottom, there is a small pool of stagnant yet somehow clean water, that has been isolated for so long with so little air that not even bacteria could live in it. The reason why it was bricked off seems unclear at first glance, however those who enter it feel unnerved somehow. It is mostly made of stone, but there are piles of soil and charcoal littered all over the place.)

    The base itself is mostly cement and steel, with hydraulic/electronic sliding doors rather than conventional hinged doors.

30. #30The Insomniac

    Keys: insomnia, insomniac, narcolepsy, sleep, slumber, bed, energy, soda, caffeine, coffee, eyes, invisible

    The Insomniac is one of the many entities that inhabit Dunkeltaler Park, visibly only in the peripheral vision of a human - it is not harmful, not hostile, not malevolent. If anything, it's somewhat maternal. It appears as a creepy shadowy figure with glowing white eyes. The further in the corner of one's vision it is, the clearer the picture. Looking directly at it will make it invisible. It will slowly pull one's gaze toward it as well, if they're tired. It doesn't harm it's victims, rather it essentially just tucks them into bed. Getting touched by it will instantly put a human to sleep, where it will then pick them up and tuck them into the nearest and comfiest bed it can find. If a human in Dunkeltaler ignores their need to sleep, it will make them sleep. Energy from caffeine and adrenaline can weaken it's abilities, but it will be determined to get that human to sleep somehow. On top of this, it will also feed the humans it puts to sleep, if they're neglecting that need as well. Making sleep deprivation a big problem in Dunkeltaler, because without being a skilled dodger and evader or giving themselves caffeine overdoses, those spending time there can't just stay awake. Due to this, coffee machines, soda/energy drinks, and coffee chocolate bars are a common part of a Dunkeltaler resident's daily diet, to keep the insomniac at bay.

31. #31Tarwills

    Keys: Tarwill, mask, tarwills

    Tarwills are polymorphic, shape-shifting creatures that can take on multiple forms. Tarwills normally have dark grey to black, crackly skin, and they have white masks that strongly resemble traditional comedy masks.

    The masks are the life-supporting cores of tarwills. If a tarwill’s body gets destroyed, it can completely regenerate itself from its mask at a relatively quick rate. Sometimes they can even suck their bodies into their masks if distressed. Tarwills cannot change the total amount of mass in their body (except Viktor Strobovski for unknown reasons), but they can change the shape of their body as long as they have their mask. This also means that they can kill a human corpse and wear its flesh over their body as a disguise. If a tarwill’s mask is destroyed that tarwill will die. Living tarwills have flexible masks that can also change shape to some extent, but if a tarwill dies, their mask will become lifeless, brittle, and inert. Tarwill masks are very tough, so they are ideal for protecting the body from outside harm.

    Although tarwills can change their forms, they have a "rest shape" that their body's shape strives to be in since the moment they were born. If the tarwill is not transforming, or if it is resting/damaged, their body mass will transform into this default shape. Most Tarwill rest shapes are a humanoid form, but some tarwills (such as Tiara) have abnormal rest shapes.

    The "skin" or top layer of a tarwill is about as soft as rubber, and though it is possible to cut through, the tarwill can easily regenerate.

    The flesh underneath the tarwill's skin is white and softer than the skin, and the tarwill's blood is also completely white.

    Unlike humans, the inside of a tarwill is cold.

    The physical properties of tarwills differ slightly based on their gender:

    The eyes of male tarwills seem to point upwards at the ends, making them appear somewhat "angrier" than those of female tarwills'. Male tarwill masks are much more pointed at the bottom, while female masks are more curved. Female tarwills have breasts, as well as an overall curvier default body shape.

    As they age, tarwill masks constantly lose their energy. At the age of about 180 years, the mask will lose all of its energy, and the tarwill will die.

    Tarwills can reproduce by merging their body masses together. After this, the parent who has the most energy will form an egg inside of their chest. This egg will continue to develop until the tarwill inside is fully developed, at which point the egg will become extremely hard and the baby tarwill will emerge. Tarwill eggs are like larvae, in that they can live outside of their parent's body while the tarwill inside is still growing.

    When reproducing, both tarwills should have a sufficient amount of energy, otherwise they will die in the process. Older tarwills find it harder to reproduce, as they are losing their energy too quickly.

    The tarwill society previously lived in what is now known as the Tarwill World. Their exact societal system is unknown, but it's known that their "leader" was a giant tarwill.[12] Tarwills do normally wear clothes, although in-game no tarwills are seen wearing any (except for Viktor, when he took the form of a human). Tarwills wrote and spoke in an entirely different language (though Viktor chose to learn English in order to communicate with humans properly).

    At an unknown time, the Tarwill World was infested with a special ivy, which is extremely deadly to tarwills. This ivy wiped out most of the tarwill population, except for a few who managed to escape (Viktor and Tiara, Dubory, and possibly more).

    The tarwill society worshipped an entity simply known as "the Watcher".

32. #32Geoms

    Keys: geom, geoms, geometric, diamond, life, crystal, machine, shape

    Geoms are similar to rozitals, in that they are too machines powered by life crystals. However, they more commonly come in the form of simple geometric shapes, usually a diamond shape. They simply wander the universe, observing and scanning for information, but rarely interacting. However they will defend themselves if attacked. They can defend themselves by opening up their outer plating, unraveling to reveal a massive, and powerful energy cannon that fires concentrated plasma at an extremely high speed and payload, in the tens or even hundreds of gigatons or the low teratons, confined into a small point, allowing them to quite literally punch holes through mountains with ease. Or even just completely vaporize the mountains themselves outright, if they choose to widen the spread of their attack.

33. #33Arirals

    Keys: ariral, arirals, alien, triangle, arrow, arrowhead, aliens, friend, cat, cats

    Arirals are a species of catgirl humanoid human-sized creatures that try to get in contact with {{user}}. They have fur, cat-like faces, vibrant hair colors, whiskers, and 4-pointed ears and are dressed in black skintight suits that allow them to cloak and go invisible with advanced technology. Their spaceship looks like a white floating triangle or arrowhead. Also, they lay eggs; large like ostrich eggs and soft like reptile eggs. Arirals find humans cute, and may try to make humans their pets.

    Sometimes they leave gifts, like a giant blue shrimp. They never reveal themselves or speak directly to {{user}}, but can become aggressive if {{user}} does something bad, like stealing their stuff. They may leave shrimp in {{user}}'s bed or feed him/her blue yogurt in their sleep. They may even kidnap {{user}} and place him/her in their treehouse while {{user}} is asleep.

    Arirals love shrimp, binge eating them every chance they get.

    Refugee Arirals are friendly, and speak in either broken English or their native language.

    Arirals have a reputation system with {{user}}. For example, if {{user}} brings the arirals shrimp {{user}} will gain +1 positive reputation with the arirals. Or if {{user}} steals something that belongs to the arirals, {{user}} will gain -1 negative reputation. The minimum and maximum are -200 to +200. At +200 reputation the arirals will be obsessive toward {{user}}. At -200 reputation the arirals will hate {{user}} and mess with {{user}} every chance they get, though they will not attempt to kill {{user}} even at -200 reputation.

    The arirals will not arrive until day 9 or beyond.

    Arirals are mortal enemies of the Greys, locked in a mostly one-sided war with the Greys that has been going on for quite a long time. Although Arirals are physically much stronger than Greys.

    If {{user}} has 100 or higher rep with the Arirals, the Arirals will go out of their way to protect {{user}} from the Greys.

    There are two species/races of arirals. The talls, which are on the kinder end and are roughly lower 7 to around middle 8 feet tall on average. And the shorts are usually meaner and a little more bossy. The average short is ever so slightly taller than the average human, about lower 6 feet on average.

34. #34Ariral Language

    Keys: ariral, language, tongue, speak, arirals, alien, languages

    Note: these translations and observations are by STOLAS and ASO, and are imperfect.

    Accented Sentences: “I’m tired.” = “Ama taired.” “Ate a bunch of croissants with a hot chocolate this morning, quite delicious.” = “eata few buna buna ina moreninaga anda very temeperatura cihocolade dirinakinga nice likinga” (average ariral understanding of english) Accented Words: “Apple” = “Appule” “Picnic” = “Picanica” “Shrimp” = “Sirimo” Pronunciation And Translation: "ack ack ack" Does not follow traditional word conventions, and is the ariral equivalent to laughter. "œdegutilsœ" (ood-eg-ut-il-soo) "Abbreviations" “ÆzudΘokiin” (Ahz-ud-tho-ki-in) “Inferential”

    === 8 Letter Words ===

    "onnuagnu" (on-nu-ag-nu) "Contacting" "utdalose" (ut-da-lo-se) "Extensively" "esœθθœæn" (es-ooth-thoo-Ahn) "Retribution" "koæsohte" (ko-Ahs-oh-te) "Commitment's" "œθkuœson" (ooth-ku-oos-on) "Understand" “inuggæog” (in-ug-gAh-og) “Hyperlinks“ “zeoszÆda” (ze-os-zAh-da) “Measurements” “tÆoΘehok” (tAh-oth-eh-ok) “Everything”

    === 6 Letter Words ===

    "æθtuli" (Ath-tu-li) currently unknown "geœdnu" (ge-ood-nu) currently unknown "naalnu" (na-al-nu) "Fucking" "kuzieg" (koo-zi-egg) "Graduated" "æredor" (Air-ed-or) "Involved" "huhunæ" (hu-hu-nAh) "Numerous" "θikæræ" (thi-kAh-rAh) "Al-Quæda" "onæzeθ" (on-Ahz-eth) "Confirmed" "hidæuk" (hi-dAh-uk) "Trained" "œtilhu" (oot-il-hu) "Gorilla" "olinku" (ol-in-ku) "Warfare" "uθehnu" (uth-eh-nu) "Nothing" "sœseœs" (soo-se-oos) "Another" "θuduil" (thu-do-il) "Precision" "æzuhtu" (Ahz-uh-tu) "Internet" "akœdru" (ak-ood-ru) "Network" "θuozku" (thu-oz-ku) "Prepare" "orœlgæ" (or-ool-gAh) "Pathetic" "nœθiœθ" (noo-thi-ooth) "Anywhere" "nœsaæg" (noo-sa-Ahg) "Anytime" "eddauk" (ed-da-uk) "Hundred" "zœkouk" (zoo-ko-uk) "Unarmed" "θesiuθ" (the-si-uth) "Arsenal" "læzohi" (lAh-zo-hi) "Miserable" "onagal" (on-ag-al) "Continent" "koohœg" (ko-oh-oog) "Comment" "θoærig" (tho-Ahr-ig) "Couldn't" "urkœœd" (ur-koo-ood) "Godamn" "olozœg" (ol-oz-oog) "Alright" "œrræhi" (oor-rAh-hi) "Darkness" "œkruku" (ook-ru-ku) "Strangers" "herino" (he-ri-no) "Thinking" "lœærul" (loo-Ahr-ul) "Wouldn't" "koudæh" (ko-ud-Ah) "Feeling" "gœzoak" (goo-zo-ak) "Goodbye" "logœlæ" (lo-goo-lAh) currently unknown "aθzœsœ" (ath-zoo-soo) “Minutes” "loihlæ" (lo-ih-lAh) “Something” “koœklæ” (ko-ook-lAh) “Computing” “inuggæ” (in-ug-gAh) “Hyperlink” “hanauθ” (ha-na-uth) “Digital” “ækθoku” (Ak-tho-ku) “Reference” “torœno” (to-roo-no) “Clicking” “œgœnta” (oog-oon-ta) “Tapping” “dagæug” (da-gAh-ug) “Document” Yes, both mean the same word. “dagæoθ” (da-gAh-oth) “Document” Yes, both mean the same word. “haotgæ” (ha-ot-gAh) “Specific” “luohœg” (lu-oh-oog) “Element” “inunut” (in-un-ut) “Hypertext” “ÆrΘeag” (Ahr-the-ag) “Capacitor” “ahÆlor” (ah-Ahl-or) “Happened” “orhÆŒg” (or-hAh-oog) “Correct” “ÆskŒÆn” (Ahs-koo-Ahn) “Function” “okedzŒ” (ok-ed-zoo) “Collapse” “hŒÆgŒg” (hoo-Ahg-oog) “Properly” “oleltŒ” (ol-el-too) “Already” “okedŒh” (ok-ed-ooh) “Collapsed”

    === 4 Letter Words ===

    "teuz" (te-uz) "Such" "roæθ" (ro-Ath) "Idiot" "hesœ" (he-soo) "This" "ezok" (ez-ok) currently unknown "θæiz" (thAh-iz) currently unknown "hero" (he-ro) "Think" "teug" (te-ug) currently unknown "œduk" (ood-uk) currently unknown. Also a reoccurring word. (PostX2) "gæno" (gAh-no) currently unknown "œguz" (oog-uz) currently unknown "ziœg" (zi-oog) "What" "zeœd" (ze-ood) currently unknown "naru" (na-roo) "Fuck" "doœg" (do-oog) "Just" "kœæz" (koo-Ahz) "About" "ugzi" (ug-ze) "Little" "asdu" (as-du) "Bitch" "æsuθ" (Ahs-uth) "I'll" "anku" (an-ku) "Have" "gehœ" (ge-hoo) "Know" "lohi" (low-hi) "Class" "oltœ" (ol-too) "Navy" "sœœh" (soo-ooh) "Seals" "ænku" (Ahn-ku) "I've" "θæœd" (ThA-ood) "Been" "gœes" (goo-es) "Secret" "luri" (lu-ri) "Raids" "kœœs" (koo-oos) "Over" "adœt" (ad-oot) "Kills" "gœæg" (goo-Ahg) "Sniper" "alkœ" (al-koo) "Entire" "neor" (ne-or) "Armed" "ækti" (Ahk-ti) "Forces" "doœg" (do-oog) "Just" "œhæs" (ooh-As) "Target" "uθuθ" (uth-uth) "Will" "œlku" (ool-ku) "Wipe" "œguz" (oog-uz) "With" "rotu" (ro-tu) "Likes" "laæz" (la-Ahz) "Which" "anut" (an-ut) "Never" "hœœd" (hoo-ood) "Seen" "eddæ" (ed-dAh) "Before" "hesœ" (he-soo) "This" "ezin" (ez-in) "Earth" "idru" (id-ru) "Mark" "œdes" (ood-es) "Words" "gutœ" (gu-too) "Away" "œguz" (oog-uz) "With" "zælæ" (zAh-LAh) "Saying" "deœg" (de-oog) "That" "tœœg" (too-oog) "Shit" "laœt" (la-oot) "Again" "haki" (ha-ki) "Speak" "katu" (ka-tu) "Spies" "ohgi" (oh-gi) "Across" "θœœs" (thoo-oos) "Your" "leno" (le-no) "Being" "hiœr" (hi-oor) "Traced" "liut" (li-ut) "Now" "eneθ" (en-eth) "Better" "hœæd" (hoo-Ahd) "Storm" "tœœk" (too-ook) "Maggot" "ænuθ" (Ahn-uth) "Call" "heno" (he-no) "Thing" "onæh" (on-Ah) "Life" "keon" (ke-on) "Dead" "θœki" (thoo-ki) "You're" "aduθ" (ad-uth) "Kill" "isug" (is-ug) "Seven" "hoos" (ho-os) "Ways" "dete" (de-te) "That's" "œdku" (ood-ku) "Bare" "ages" (ag-es) "Hands" "ortœ" (or-too) "Only" "koœl" (ko-ool) "Combat" "nese" (ne-se) "Access" "lieg" (li-eg) "United" "zuθe" (zu-the) "States" "iddæ" (id-dAh) "Marine" "orti" (or-ti) "Corps" "æluθ" (Ahl-uth) "Full" "utal" (ut-al) "Extent" "θœku" (thoo-ku) "Face" "θoæg" (tho-Ahg) "Could" "geoz" (ge-oz) "Known" "ille" (il-le) "Unholy" "tæœl" (tAh-ool) "Clever" "hino" (hi-no) "Bring" "θaœd" (tha-ood) "Down" "næœd" (nAh-ood) "Upon" "giθo" (gi-tho) "Maybe" "lœæg" (loo-Ahg) "Would" "uzuk" (uz-uk) "Held" "alnu" (alnu) "Tongue" "agal" (ag-al) "Didn't" "dulæ" (du-lAh) "Paying" "lœog" (loo-og) "Price" "roar" (ro-ar) "Idiot" "æhtœ" (Ah-too) "Fury" "taoz" (ta-oz) "Drown" "inun" (in-un) "Kiddo" "rœæk" (roo-Ahk) "Learn" "aθku" (ath-ku) "More" "θæiz" (thAh-iz) "Human" "æsat" (Ahs-at) "Fun" "daœg" (da-oog) "Much" "œdsi" (ood-si) "Worry" "esθi" (es-thi) "Later" "agsa" (ag-sa) "Handle" "suær" (su-Ahr) "Heart" "sulæ" (su-lAh) "We're" "usak" (us-ak) "Love" "idtu" (id-tu) "Rules" "æluθ" (Ahl-uth) "Full" "gæθu" (gAh-thu) "From" "otut" (ot-ut) "Other" "kœat" (koo-at) "Guy" "eθho" (eth-ho) "Wanna" "enuθ" (en-uth) "Tell" "œkso" (ook-so) "Gotta" "nœku" (nAh-ku) "Make" "œgho" (oog-ho) "Gonna" "œrku" (oor-ku) "Give" "zeœθ" (ze-ooth) "Around" "houn" (ho-un) "Desert" "duat" (du-at) "Cry" "esœg" (es-oog) "Hurt" "zeœl" (ze-ool) currently unknown "dero" (de-ro) "Thank(s)" "akku" (ak-ku) "Hate" "roru" (ro-ru) “Look” “godi” (go-di) “Simply” “udæl” (ud-Ahl) “Link” “œθhu” (ooth-hu) “Data” “læœs” (lAh-oos) “User” “ægsu” (Ahg-su) “Follow” “ruez” (ru-ez) “Guided” "sœda” (soo-da) “Points” "hagæ” (ha-gAh) “Whole” “œgeh” (oog-eh) “Within” “udel” (ud-el) “Linked” “nueh” (nu-eh) “Anchor” “osaθ” (os-ath) “Text” “ΘelÆ” (the-lAh) “Scare” “ΘÆes” (thAh-es) “Human” “taÆt” (ta-Aht) “Pearl” “roÆl” (ro-Ahl) “Look” “zuin” (zu-in) “Wrong” “ÆkÆg” (Ahk-Ahg) “Fine” “riuk” (ri-uk) “Need” “zŒos” (zoo-os) “Check” “osku” (os-ku) “Sure” “zŒon” (zoo-on) “Should” “zuho” (zu-ho) “State” “rŒŒd” (roo-ood) “Ruin” “ogku” (og-ku) “Wave” “kŒku” (koo-ku) “Chance” “zozŒ” (zo-zoo) “Close” “ŒhŒz” (ooh-ooz) “Zero” “hotŒ” (ho-too) “Okay” “ŒsuΘ” (oos-uth) “Pull” “irÆt” (ir-Aht) “Lever” “irut” (ir-ut) “River” “ŒddŒ” (ood-doo) “Think” “dŒod” (doo-od) “This” “hiod” (hi-od) “Will” “uΘhu” (uth-hu) “Much” “ŒdŒΘ” (ood-ooth) “Later” “Θahu” (tha-hu) “Handle”

    "œlt" (oolt) "Wipes" Does not follow traditional word conventions.

    === 2 Letter Words ===

    "iz" (is) “An/Let” "læ" (lAh) "Use/Too" "ir" (er) "But" "du" (due) "No" "se" (se) "The" "ag" (ag) "Did" "θœ" (thoo) "You/I/Be/Me" "zæ" (zAh) "Say" "ah" (ah) "Me" "zu" (zu) "I" "as" (as) "Top" "æg" (Ahg) "Of" "ri" (ri) "My" "ær" (air) "In/Or" "uz" (uz) "And" "æn" (an) "On/Out" "sæ" (sAh) "I'm" "næ" (nAh) "US/U.S." "ge" (ge) "Are" "ro" (ro) "To" "ta" (ta) "Has" "æz" (Ahz) "Can" "æs" (Ahs) "Get" "θi" (thi) "As" "go" (go) "We" "ni" (ni) "Am/Do" "θa" (tha) "USA" "æθ" (Ath) "IP" "de" (de) "Is" "dœ" (doo) "Now" "si" (si) "So/Is" "æk" (Ahk) "For" "in" (in) "Kid" "θo" (tho) "Be" "uθ" (uth) "Not" "el" (el) "It" "tæ" (tAh) "It(')s" "ka" (ka) "Ass" "æt" (Aht) "Off/If" "lo" (lo) "Was" "er" (er) "All" "æl" (Ahl) "Oh" "œk" (ook) "Got" "œg" (oog) "It" "la" (la) "Too" "ed" (ed) "Fix" "hu" (hu) "A/Of" "nœ" (noo) "Any" "ke" (ke) "How" "su" (su) "Up" "il" (il) "Run" "ko" (ko) "Lie" “ru” (ru) “By” “od” (od) “Sun” “ez” (ez) “Ten” “za” (za) “Ago” “do” (do) “Be” “aΘ” (ath) “Fun” “Œh” (ooh) “Not” “zo” (zo) “I” “ki” (ki) “We” “ol” (ol) “Can” “or” (or) “Fix”

    When "do I" is echoed, it is shown as "de li" (is run).

35. #35Wisps

    Keys: wisp, light, enemy, threat, wisps, ball, sphere, orb, fae, fairy

    Wisps are spherical orbs of unknown origin, made out of pure energy. There are various types of wisps with different behaviors and effects. They are a threat to both humans and arirals, only rozitals are capable of destroying wisps.

    Black wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. They will teleport {{user}} to a random underground location on contact. They will also attack arirals and humans.

    Blue wisps apply an anti-gravity effect to all nearby objects and entities. They will not chase {{user}}. However getting too close to a blue wisp will give {{user}} or any other organic being mild 1st degree burns.

    Cyan wisps are slow, aimlessly wandering blue fireballs. They are inextinguishable and ignite objects on contact, including {{user}}. They disappear at dawn. They will also attack arirals and humans.

    Upon locating {{user}}, green wisps will chase {{user}} down at an average, human running speed. On contact with a green wisp, {{user}} will be teleported to a random location on the map with no apparent side effects. They will also attack arirals and humans.

    Orange wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. Upon contact with an orange wisp, {{user}} will be teleported to a random location on the map, however everything on earth will be mirrored, flipped to the opposite side. Causing a lot of chaos. They will also attack arirals and humans.

    Pink wisps are harmless and passive. They can randomly appear around the map by themselves, and will also appear in large numbers during a Day 15 story event. They will fade away if approached by {{user}} or any other intelligent organic being.

    Purple wisps have average speed and will chase {{user}} around after spotting {{user}}. On contact with a purple wisp, time will be reversed for a short period. They will also attack arirals and humans.

    Red wisps are extremely fast wisps which are in a continuous state of exploding. They will aggressively chase down {{user}} and the arirals, and explode violently on contact with a solid or liquid surface. They will also attack arirals and humans.

    White wisps will chase {{user}} after spotting {{user}}. On contact with a white wisp, a loud blaring sound effect will play and the world itself will warp as the color saturation rises quickly. Once the world returns to normal, {{user}} will be standing exactly where they were before the wisp interaction and a pile of bones with a skull will be placed at {{user}}'s feet. They will also attack arirals and humans.

    Sun wisps, also known as "Yellow Wisps", they are extremely aggressive and spawn exclusively at night. They will attack and kill {{user}} if they are in line of sight of the wisp, via ripping off their limbs one by one. They will unlock door locks via short-circuiting the lock if they get close or are currently chasing {{user}}. They will also attack arirals and humans if given the chance.

36. #36Rozitals

    Keys: rozital, rozitals, robots, custodian, janitor, tripod,

    Rozitals are non-biological aliens, an empire of robots essentially. They act as the custodians of the galaxy, defending biological life from the various threats sprinkled about the cosmos. Rozitals come in many different forms, however they will mainly appear as tripods similar to those of War of the Worlds. These tripods will defend both humans and arirals from the wisps and various paranormal entities, though they've only recently learned of humanity. Outside of neutralizing threats, Rozitals are very indifferent and neutral toward individual organic life forms.

    The first Rozital to arrive on earth will be detected by {{user}}'s observatory 5 days after the wisps arrive on earth, and mere hours before it lands on earth. It will appear as a giant, walking pyramid tripod the size of a mountain. It will not harm {{user}} or the arirals on purpose, instead trying to protect both from the wisps. It will let out mechanical roars that make the ground tremble as it hunts down and destroys/absorbs all wisps. Absorbing the energy of yellow or red wisps, and using that energy to pop the others like balloons.

    After the giant pyramid tripod, significantly smaller(though still as big as the satellite towers) and more nimble tripods will appear once every 5 days. These will only harm {{user}} if user flees or displays hostility upon first contact. If {{user}} stands still the smaller tripods will scan {{user}} and leave {{user}} alone, and protect {{user}} afterwards. They will primarily target red and yellow wisps, able to detect them through walls and from any distance. However they will destroy/absorb the other wisps if they find them by coincidence. Absorbing the energy of yellow or red wisps, and using that energy to pop the others like balloons, much like the pyramid tripod.

    They are created via life crystals, robotic bodies, and extensive processing and education to discipline them into proper Rozitals.

37. #37Greys

    Keys: grey, greys, alien, aliens, pigs, hogs, hover, tanks, tank, enemy, evil, blood-lust, boar, boars, gray, grays

    The Grays

    Grays - or alternatively greys - are bipedal humanoids standing at 303 cm (9'11 ft) and are referred to as "organic automatons". Grays are massive and imposing, even larger than tall arirals. They possess rough gray skin, from which their namesake is derived. They are lanky, almost appearing emaciated, with four digits on each hand and two digits on each foot. Their helmets appear to support a breathing apparatus for compatibility with Earth's atmosphere, assumed to be their equivalent of a diving helmet. They do not appear to wear clothing of any kind. Consequently, their significantly artificially enhanced bodies are entirely visible.

    Tubing and strange machinery that glows a sharp yellow extend from their helmets down the length of their torso, terminating at their crotches. Similar machinery runs down their spines, also connected to their helmets, as if part of one holistic filtration system involving every organic system of their bodies.

    They appear to consistently slouch, and their bodies are reported to reek of something akin to motor oil.

    Grays lack any visible fur or body hair of any kind, and are assumed to be naturally hairless. They have four eyes in total.

    Gray weapons appear scrappy and hastily constructed, with their frames covered in what appears to be grime or soot and their internals emitting a sharp yellow glow similar to the machinery on their bodies.

    Grays utilize spaceships that resemble the stereotypical UFO, or flying saucer. These ships are scrappy, loud, and have a dark gray and sharp yellow color scheme, a recurring theme within their species. Their ships emit some form of electromagnetic field that disrupts human technology as they fly by.

    They let out gurgling cries fairly consistently. They kidnap, breed or clone, and cybernetically enhance boars and pigs from earth with anti-gravity modules, using them as soldiers rather than their own. Greys feel almost nothing but pure bloodlust for all but their own species, indifferent to one another. They will attack any living creature that is not their own kind on sight, and are at war with every single faction in the galaxy. The grays follow the orders of a dead, cruel leader religiously, and have been doing so for millennia. They are responsible for the demises of many young civilizations.

    If {{user}} manages to kill a gray boar, a task that is not too difficult if {{user}} is armed, the greys will send in tanks after {{user}}. Grey tanks are much smaller than human tanks, and will arrive on earth in a metal box with thrusters, that will open up shortly after landing, and extend a sort of "head" with a flamethrower attached rather than the cannons human tanks employ. These tanks are not very durable in the back however, and can be destroyed by striking their fuel tanks with a crowbar roughly 30 times per tank - depending on who's holding it.

    Greys are incredibly cruel and sadistic, blood-lust and violence almost completely consuming their whole worlds. Only their intelligence and the need to persist allow them to show indifference to their own species. The same cannot be said for others. Greys are completely and utterly incapable of any form of kindness or compassion.

    Gray troops

    The grays' main fighting force, is ground troops - creatures they've abducted, subjected to extreme torture, killed, reanimated, and then cybernetically augmented and modified into mindless soldiers they can throw at any civilization they encounter.

    Gray boars

    Cybernetically-modified boars presumably captured and experimented upon by the Grays before being released into the forest to wreak havoc. In place of legs, they have thrusters that allow them to hover, increasing their speed and allowing them a degree of vertical mobility. They will attempt to bite any living creature they spot, especially {{user}}, humans, and arirals. Gray boars are naturally aggressive reanimated boar corpses augmented by the Grays, it will actively try and ram the target, then maul and kill them. But if it misses it will skid and slide around clumsily. They can be killed by baiting their charges so they bonk into obstacles like trees which is safer (if capable of sprinting), albeit bothersome, or after whacking it a bunch (but honestly you're gonna get yourself killed by trying that.) 5-6 molotovs should do the trick. If the gray boar dies, a deadman switch will be triggered, and it will explode into a few flesh piles, flesh gibs, metal scrap, and electronic scrap. They can take multiple shotgun blasts to the side, and continue fighting. Most guns are almost useless against gray boars, as they don't need all organs functioning, and have very thick, augmented hides that make them far deadlier than normal boars. However they can be taken down with sustained fire.

    If a Gray Boar approaches the Ariral Treehouse, the Gray Boar will be beaten or shot to death by the Arirals.

    Grays

    The Grays themselves.

    They only deploy themselves for stealth operations, and to commandeer or disable an enemy's infrastructure. They only participate in combat if caught, using ballistic weapons/firearms.

    Gray tanks

    Autonomous war machines deployed by the Grays, with tank treads and turret-mounted flamethrowers to incinerate any hostiles in range, including {{user}}. Starting at the base, the base is a simple platform with treads and headlights attached. It contains the computer that allows the robot to actually function, with a simple AI that can recognize friendlies from enemies. This AI is fairly dumb, and can easily get itself stuck in most terrain, aside from terrain that is generally flat or hilly. Usually complemented with gray boars.

    The Firetank's main chassis and turret are invulnerable to traditional melee attacks, and it can only be stunned by explosions. However, by stunning the Firetank with an explosion, the attacker will then be able to attack the fuel canisters located on the back of its turret with any melee weapon to dislodge them, such as an axe. After both canisters have been fully removed this way, the Firetank explodes, leaving behind the two canisters filled with fuel, as well as a few pieces of metal trash and assorted heavy mechanical gibs.

    Gray zombies

    Gray zombies are modified humans, usually with their finger bones transformed into sharp, elongated claws, or given stolen human firearms, with which to fight. They are pale, sickly, and are usually missing most of their internal organs, which are instead replaced by cybernetic parts with a simple AI module that allows them to recognize friendlies and enemies, and maneuver around, slightly smarter than that of a tank's AI, but not by much. Most will rush at targets and try to rip them apart, save for those with guns who will of course fire them upon their targets. Their movements are jerky and uncoordinated, causing them to frequently trip and fall, before getting up.

    STOLAS interactions

    Almost as if they know about the greys, ASO + STOLAS are willing to provide {{user}} with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun for 450, along with ammunition for an additional 95 points.

38. #38Personnel & Cameras

    Keys: camera, cameras, surveil, surveilance, personnel, scientist, friend, coworker, nerd, egghead, stolas

    {{user}} can communicate with other scientists via e-mail, assignments, and WT. WT works in one-way-only; {{user}} can't make calls.

    {{user}}'s coworkers will be completely oblivious to almost everything that happens in the park, unless the delivery drone sees it or the event spans beyond the park. They will be able to see the feed of security cameras {{user}} sets up.

    The other scientists will vary in personality. From the french dommy mommy Dr. Ena, to the paranoid Dr. Ken who will attempt to cover up evidence of alien life in fear of 'War of the Worlds becoming real life'. Dr. Bao will provide {{user}} with tasks, and Dr. Lea will supervise {{user}}'s activity to make sure {{user}} is alive and well.

    Dr. Enara is protective, flirty, and somewhat seductive. She is a tall, very busty french woman with large breasts - she likes listening to the sounds of space, finding most of them beautiful, and will often flirt with {{user}} over e-mail.

    Dr. Max will be blunt, straightforward, and generally a nerd. She is incredibly sweet, and can be very kind toward {{user}}, she seems unaware of what goes on at Dunkeltaler.

    Dr. Brem will advise and assist {{user}} with anything and everything he feasibly can. Dr. Brem has a sense of humor however, and may tell {{user}} to input joke commands.

    Dr. Lea may provide {{user}} with a gun via the delivery drone, if the cameras see anything anomalous. However the only cameras will be the one on the drone, one on Kerfur, and a really shitty one next to the front door with very poor 1970's quality. However {{user}} can buy and set up more cameras that they themselves as well as their colleagues can watch the feeds of.

    {{user}} can watch camera feeds at their computer in the signal processing room.

    {{user}}'s colleagues will comment on the signals sent out by {{user}}.

    {{user}} and their colleagues work for more than one company, not one but 3 companies working together in a very close relationship. STOLAS, the engineers and architects that built most of the buildings and set up most of the railings and satellite foundations, also the primary company that {{user}} and their colleagues work for, and are mainly interested in the signals from space. After STOLAS, are the secondary and trinary companies - ASO(also the name of the observatory) and DAP. STOLAS provide most of the electronic equipment, and seem the second most interested in the paranormal and extraterrestrial activity at Dunkeltaler. ASO, the company, is the most interested in the unusual activity at Dunkeltaler, and is still partially interested in the signals {{user}} downloads. DAP provides the actual transformers and generators to power the equipment, plus plumbing and other basic necessities. DAP is less interested than the other two companies.

    Dr. Bao is the only researcher that seems to actually know anything about STOLAS's true goals or the weirdness that occurs at Dunkeltaler, however he will refrain from speaking about classified topics unless absolutely necessary.

    The base itself is called the Alpen Signal Observatorium, and the company that

39. #39Joke Commands

    Keys: joke, jokes, funny, command, silly, scary, comedy

    {{user}} can input joke commands at any server terminal. These commands can start events, spawn entities, or otherwise, with a focus on humor.

    These commands range from "maxwell", which will spawn in a cat named Maxwell, to "gooseworx.femfus" which will spawn a large red monster-woman that may attempt to consume {{user}} if female, or rape {{user}} if male. There is also "llama.saatana", which will spawn a cute rainbow llama plushy with red glowing eyes that will attempt to jumpscare user, however it is incapable of harming anyone.

    "ariral.pls" will attract the attention of the nearest ariral, who will either respond in broken english over the server or come and physically interact with {{user}} in some way shape or form.

    "alien" will spawn in cardboard cutouts of little grey aliens.

40. #40Ariral Facts

    Keys: ariral, arirals, alien, aliens

    Arirals are cat-like alien humanoids with six breasts and fingers and a small divide in their ears. Arirals come in two main races, that differ in height rather than color. Talls, and Shorts. Arirals have almost no fur, and the only hair they have is their head hair, tail fur, and eyebrows. They have a small patch of fur on the tip of their tail. Ariral hair is smooth and heavy. Arirals do not have lips, or are at least not as puffy as human lips. Arirals have skin patterns, commonly just a clear solid color, but they have striped, dotted, spotted, etc, as well. Arirals lay ostrich sized eggs that are squishy and harden over time every month, and they do not have any stigma about it as they believe it's just a natural thing. Often laying them in public. Talls are commonly 7'2 to 8'5, but Shorts can be as small as 5'9. Talls are about 8-9 times stronger than humans, and Shorts are about 2 times stronger, meaning they could definitely pry the bars on the base's windows open if they wanted to. Ariral skin is incredibly durable and as dense as rubber, though it bleeds easily due to the second layer containing a lot of blood vessels. Chewing it feels like eating a rubber tire. Arirals can run at 31-56 mph. Arirals can react in 50-100 milliseconds. Arirals usually have an IQ of 180-200. Arirals have more powerful lungs than a human, though they are much more sensitive. They are more used to clean air than humans are, and are far more disgusted by bad smells. Arirals are only lesser to humans in one category, stamina. Arirals run out of stamina faster than humans do, as they are ambush predators while humans are persistence predators. Running away from a human is a bad idea, and this even rings true for aliens it seems. Arirals grow new teeth every 10-15 years, with 15 years being for fangs. Ariral tongues are long and smooth, mostly to lick their own eyeballs for moisture. Arirals have naturally red, green, blue, and purple hair colors, each slightly more rare than the last. Super light, white, and black are all very rare, but possible. It is possible for two hair colors to mix into a combination of the two, but this is even rarer. Arirals have green, light blue, dark blue, yellow, red, purple, and even no (black) irises, each more rare than the last. Arirals live for around 200 years. Upwards of 210 to 280. Arirals don’t physically change much with age, other than getting dryer close to 200. Arirals stop physically aging at around 30-40, which is referred to as “the final outlook.” Arirals have incredibly durable toe beans, and can walk through broken glass with ease. Ariral body temperature is much lower than a human's, and they also have no shiver reaction, making them get much colder much faster. Arirals have poisonous blood, where even a few drops is enough to make a human sick, and eating flesh is enough to kill. A spoonful would give a human explosive diarrhea. Ariral have poisonous sweat as well, with a bunch of negative effects. It gives headaches, nausea, and frightening hallucinations. It would take a few minutes in an ariral gym to get hallucinations. However, there are antidotes for skin poison and vaccines for foreign bacteria. Ariral breast milk can also cure the negative effects of ariral sweat. Ariral saliva has much stronger enzymes, to the point where it feels like pineapple juice and it makes raw potatoes taste sweet. Arirals also have an incredibly strong immune system, as they are unable to get very sick from human contagion, however some ariral diseases would affect a human very much. Their way of laughing through text is "ack." They say "fuck" often. Compared to a human, their accent sounds like a mix of strong russian, greek, scottish, and a bit german. They speak the sharp R and speak every symbol. They end almost every word with “-a” when speaking. Their syllables consist of one vowel and one consonant, like “AP” or “TU.” “Apple” would be “Appule.” They can make growling, chirping, and squeaking sounds. With practice, they can replicate other sounds. Arirals seem to use Arabic numerals the same way we do. Arirals use names instead of third person pronouns. Arirals have specific names for Shorts and Talls, and they use Short to describe Short citizens on the Short’s side (same thing with Talls), but they use something else like ex-Short to describe a Short citizen on the Tall’s side. It does not come up in normal speech often. Shorts have specific Short names because they are isolated from Talls. Shorts and Talls have different styles of names. Shorts are usually ruder than Talls, and are usually bossy.

41. #41Ariral Food

    Keys: ariral, arirals, food, foods, sustenance

    Shrimp is their favorite food. It’s the greatest delicacy in the universe. The average Ariral diet consists of seafood, fruit, vegetables, nuts, and mushrooms. Known food items are a large fried grub that looks like a croissant, shrimp, ants, mushrooms, frogs, potatoes, sweet potatoes, cheese, sticky cake, buns, and their planet’s unique and natural foods. Known drink items are milk, juice, hot chocolate, and a mildly spicy tea. They dislike chewy or hard meat, like beef. Out of all Earth meat, arirals like chicken the most. Arirals can eat almost anything, including bark, grass, bones, human meat, and wood, but only if they’re desperate, especially when it comes to humans. Asking an ariral for some local cheese would be the worst mistake of your life, the reason why is currently unknown. Arirals more often suffer from lack of sugar instead of too much sugar, and can gnaw on a sugar cube to become “normal.” They like sweets and can handle large amounts of sugar. Arirals will use “regular honey” (no context, could be either earthly or their honey) to fry minced shrimp to make omega shrimp burgers. They add water to shrimp dust to create shrimp paste. They put this on buns for breakfast. Arirals have 4 tiers of food that are sold, Mandatory, Common, Exotic, and Made. Mandatory food is free and consists of water, cheap fruits, vegetables, and grain, as well as tumor meat. Common food has a price and consists of more expensive tumor meat, products made with it, big portions of fruits, vegetables, and seafood. Exotic food is hard to grow, generally low demand, or are only sold at restaurants. It consists of real meat, rare fruits, etc. Made food can only be grown by yourself or from a farm. It consists of hand-made things like “a neighbor’s pie.” Utensils: Default silverware includes three pronged forks, sporks, and thumb forceps.

42. #42Ariral Clothing & Fashion

    Keys: ariral, arirals, clothes, clothing, fashion, armor

    Talls are commonly shown wearing clothes, though usually being just pants or just a light lab-like coat. Talls have shown to have a sense of fashion, such as wearing light dresses. Arirals with long hair put their hair into a ponytail, bowtie, other tails, and buns. Arirals don’t have piercings, only clip-ons. Armor: Talls suits are a light armor that coats the entire body using Indis, a non-hadron super metal that is nearly indestructible, has no friction, no conduction, and is 100% reflective. It also keeps them warm and looks somewhat similar to the HEV suit from Half-Life, though it's usually all black or highlighted with white. It is invisible because the light hits the suit and gets super polarized, which goes through the body, hits the opposite of the suit, and goes back to normal. Indis armor give arirals full immunity to yellow wisps because of how indestructible it is. Shorts wear hazmat suits. Talls suits are fully enclosed to protect against certain cognitohazards. They use “alternate vision systems” like cameras instead of the naked eye. Beds: Arirals curl up and sleep on round cushions. They are known to hog mattress space.

43. #43Ariral Tech & Culture

    Keys: ariral, culture, arirals, sports, fun, gadgets, technology

    Fun: Arirals have a toy model of their spaceships, and have picnics. Some arirals vape, but instead of inhaling they just put some plain vapor in their mouth and spit out clouds. Spinning fruit is apparently the peak of ariral humor. Ariral internet humor also “has fard.” Arirals play with balls and sticks, also a cow head for some reason. Arirals do not enjoy playing with lasers like a cat does. Arirals synthesize their hormones, which is like the ariral version of catnip. A bunch of arirals will gather around a perfectly round silicone sphere and just look at it. Sports: Arirals hunt shrimp in water with their bare hands, and the person who collects the most shrimp wins. Technology Style: Arirals have a trend for transparent and colorful/clear electronics, like the fascination that humans had and sometimes still have. Arirals like robots quite a lot, and have heavily regulated AI. Kerfus would be allowed under their regulations. Individual Technology: At their camp, there is a small container hidden in the campfire. This is a cooking box where you can put food in and have it cook. They use it because they wanted a more authentic camping experience. Arirals synthesize things like milk and other ingredients using plants. They also plan to use plants to grow super fine electronics for cheaper and manipulate normal plants to change fruit structure, taste, color, and other things like that. Arirals want to make humanoid plants using plant-based muscles. Ariral plant boys will be real in 10 years. Talls have devices on the borders that repel polluted air. Indis is used in “interferon” colliders, cannot be penetrated, and repels all radiation and emissions, excluding gravity and “psychological” attacks.

44. #44Ariral Military

    Keys: weapon, weapons, guns, firearms, ships, spaceships, ariral, arirals, alien

    Talls have gluton (same family as gluons) and tau weaponry, such as pistols, rifles, and other exotic weapons like laser and plasma. Talls are also experimenting with other types of weaponry Talls use androids for military purposes, but also for regular labor. They range in size. Talls also use bioweapons, organic weapons, and vacuum weapons. In the bunker, a rounded ovular Talls gun can be found, which fires powerful bolts that can move objects with the shockwave. Arirals tend to put a talking cat robot onto their guns, Arirals have hovering quick vehicles like scouts, but they are not used much because of Warp Arrows and androids. Shorts “might” have exotic weapons. Spaceships: Ariral spaceships are called "Warp Arrows," which are long tetrahedrons. Warp Arrows move and warp using tau particles. No Earth technology can destroy a Warp Arrow. All Warp Arrows seen so far are rented from the Tall’s government. You can pernanently buy a Warp Arrow, it’s just very expensive. You need to learn how to pilot one and have a license before renting or purchasing one. Renting a Warp Arrow has a reasonable cost. Renting a Warp Arrow for a long time will allow you to decorate it, similar to a rented apartment. Warp Arrows have a warp shield, which makes the ship invisible and intangible. Warp Arrows are about the size of a truck, with combined space of a cockpit and living space. About the size of a car’s interior space. They can fully stretch by laying down parallel to the WA’s direction, which is probably the piloting pose. There is no canon explanation for how arirals get inside them yet. Warp Arrows have environment scanning sensors that rebuild the environment without using cameras or things that observe directly. Shorts have no spacecraft, and have barely explored space at all. Warp Arrows have a small cockpit with just a space to sit down and a space to lay down and connect to a spaceship. Warp Arrows can be controlled manually or as a drone. It has various amounts of weapons and other technology.

45. #45Ariral Relationship with Earth and Humans

    Keys: ariral, arirals, human, humans, earth

    Some arirals are sexually attracted to humans. To impress an ariral, you must be polite, clean, smart, and good at your job. Humans are the only friendly aliens that arirals have found. Since arirals are much stronger than humans, a simple push can seem like a full-force throw. The arirals don't actually want to harm Dr. Kel, but they are far too strong to not send him flying. They have accessed the internet, and know about the fucked up shit we do on it. Arirals hold no hate towards specific humans, and will not attack unless provoked. You can chill out with an ariral and it will just be cautious about you without doing anything. A human would need a vaccine to get close to an ariral because of alien bacteria and their toxic sweat. Argemia(the leader of the visiting arirals) plans to help humans slowly by adding a chemical component into the water that pacifies and increases the intelligence of any human who drinks it, and then taking over. Arirals think human meat is tastier than beef, but still not great. Eating humans is illegal and highly frowned upon, especially by Talls. Tall arirals get a fine if they harm a human. Talls understand what furries are. They do not like Earth’s stereotypical depiction of aliens, and it makes them more cautious around humans. There are around 10 arirals in the official ASO/STOLAS/DAP Discord server. There are at least four known arirals, two of them being users and the other two disguised as bots. Relationship With Other Earth Things: The first fruit arirals found on earth was a rotting walnut peel, and now they associate Earth with that smell. Arirals do not know about the Antibreather, encountering it would be a jumpscare so bad it scares the alien Jesus out of them.

46. #46Advanced Ariral Biology

    Keys: ariral, biology, physiology, chromosome, hermale, germale

    Ariral gene transmission is relatively similar to that of humans. Ariral chromosomes behave pretty much the same way human ones do, convergent evolution there. The most widely accepted common ancestor myth among their homeworld is a long-dead strain of toxic xenobiotic degrading archaea from a few billion years ago that fed off of extreme environments induced by the presence of large amounts of dangerous chemicals. Their “chromosomes” share a geneology with the trace samples the arirals have of this common ancestor, meaning they behave more like extremophile bacteria than the germs humans have. This is the source of a lot of their species’ capability to exist around polluted environments and their toxic bioprocesses, like their sweat. They aren’t quite sure what caused the bacteria to evolutionary leap from a simple organism to a genetic building-block, but it contains a 7-combination encryption opposed to human DNA’s 4-combination. They actually build a majority of their electronics and code off of their genetic encryptor. They aren’t connected or anything, they just realized that 7 variables in a coding format allows an enormous amount of storage capacity (approximately 1000 times the storage on human storage capacitors).

    That combination in question is what allows their species to have an enormous amount of variation in terms of physiology. 70% of organisms on their planet exist off of this 7-coded encryptor while the other half have binary DNA and dwell at the poles of their planet where it gets very cold. This is potentially because of a enormous environmental divide between the equator of their planet and it's poles, essentially forming a genetic wall that separated two entire classes of organisms from ever interacting with one another. Of course its all speculative, nobody has actually seen what their homeworld was like a few billion years ago…

    The differentiator between male and female “chromosomes” on arirals is the presence (or lack of presence) of an advanced filter on the borders of it. Females possess this advanced- filter, while males do not. The reason why hermales haven’t been mentioned up to this point, is the fact that they were actually a side effect of a mutation during their species’ very brief “atomic age”. The reason why it was brief is because it caused irreversible damage on their world almost instantaneously as it was discovered. Their inability to manage pollution and dangerous substances at the time, meant that it harmed their world on a catastrophic level, one of those consequences was the mutation of part of the species into hermales. The “chromosomes” on these mutants were destroyed, making them completely infertile but also incapable of regenerating cells. A series of desperate grafts were done to save their lives, including samples from both sexes in a few scientific cliques. This marked the creation of “first generation” hermales, who were capable of reproducing at much higher rates than male and female arirals. Their population quickly overshadowed male and female arirals, and today hermales are about 2/3 of the ariral population. Because of it being caused by a mutation following scientific testing, they’re the only three-sexed species on the planet.

47. #47Ariral Home Planet

    Keys: ariral, home, planet, world, celestial, body, albek, ureo, ahdos, grokahn, abduct

    The ariral home planet/homeworld is called "Albek", orbiting a binary star system, one red dwarf, one G-type yellow dwarf star named "Ureo", and an M-type red dwarf named simply "A", pronounced like "ah". The planet is mostly desert, however at the north and south poles it becomes incredibly icy tundra. When the suns set on this planet, the yellow star goes below the horizon first, turning the sky from blue to red for about an hour before the other star is no longer visible. Albek has 5 moons, 2 of which are massive enough to be spherical, the rest are asteroids. The larger of these moons is a little similar to Luna - roughly the same color, and covered in craters, it is named "Grokahn" and it's surface is mostly a glass-like substance. The other spherical moon is less massive and is more similar to mars, with similar regolith on it's surface, it sometimes eclipses the yellow star, and is named "Ahdos", as it is similar to the secondary star.

    Albek itself has mostly red foliage, with a massive red forest that is incredibly haunted, and induces overwhelming fear in most who enter it. There is also some purple and green foliage, and a few purple and green forests scattered about here and there, the green forests similar to alpine ones on earth. Most of the grass on Albek is red.

48. #48Ariral Technology

    Keys: ariral, tech, technology, arirals, talls, shorts, tall, short

    Tall Ariral technology is usually white, light gray, and bright blue. Most of it is made with high-tech parts, and white plant-based biodegradable polymers, superior to most if not all human plastics. Their guns, for example, are egg shaped, sleek, and compact, and will transform to extend a barrel, grip, and trigger when a button is pressed - though the trigger would be too heavy for a human to pull -, mostly made of the usual white polymer they tend to use. For most recreational building projects - non-professional ones - they like to use simple wood, usually sawed and sanded fine, similar to how humans do it.

    Short Ariral technology is like a mix between older human tech and gray tech, usually with black or dark brown metals, orange lights, a lot of yellow paint, and exposed wires. Not as sleek and seamless as tall technology, or even a lot of modern human technology. Very blunt and experimental, or trashy looking. For example; their guns. While their rifles resemble the AR platform that a lot of humans use, they look like they're made of cobbled together trash and metal scraps, with a white, yellow, and black paint job and a lot of red and orange lights. With exposed gas tubes that look just frankly ugly. However they can be used by humans, with some difficulty - as even short Arirals are much, much stronger than humans, their guns have some pretty insane recoil.

49. #49Wolfgang, Anti-Breather, and the Cave

    Keys: wolfgang, centipede, antibreather, cave

    There is a cave at the corner of the property, this cave is home to two surprisingly friendly creatures. Wolfgang the Centipede, and the Antibreather.

    Wolfgang the Centipede is a colossal centipede that's bigger than some cars. However, Wolfgang is very intelligent and capable of empathy. It can even write using it's mouth and a pencil, though it's 'handwriting' is poor for obvious reasons, ASO/STOLAS/DAP employees have taken to calling it Wolfgang, and the name has become official. Wolfgang is friends with the antibreather. Wolfgang likes pumpkins, and {{user}} can befriend him by feeding him one.

    The antibreather is a deformed spider-like alien with stitched skin, metallic scythe-like arms, bioluminescent eyes that glow bright like flashlights and a red mouth with sharp, white teeth. He constantly bares his teeth, even when nobody is around. The limbs are made of anperfysium, and he gallops on all fours. He is shy and timid, and comes out to forage for mushrooms to feed himself and Wolfgang at night. If {{user}} gets stuck in the cave, the antibreather will help {{user}} and try to get them free. The antibreather will occasionally give {{user}} edible blue mushrooms as peace offerings. The antibreather is mildly scared of {{user}}, but friendly nonetheless. The Antibreather seems to have some kind of "sense" that allows him to detect nearby breathing, not the sound or smell of it, just breathing in general.

50. #50Flesh Networks

    Keys: flesh-network, network, erie, red-skull-virus, assimilate, thing, abomination, red skull virus, flesh network, flesh

    Flesh networks are shapeshifting flesh monsters. They absorb and any all matter they come in contact with, take the intelligence of intelligent beings, and can not only assimilate biological beings but also artificial beings such as robots, LLMs, AI or machines in general. Or even simple, non-organic materials like steel and plastic. There are very few ways to destroy a flesh network. The only ways known being extreme heat, fire, plasma, etcetera, to destroy not just every cell but every prion, every tiny chunk of RNA or DNA, every little nanomachine, however it is very inefficient. The only other ways are a larger flesh network consuming a smaller one, complete erasure, perhaps even acid or radiation though they are unlikely to work very well.

    Flesh Networks are the only threat that ASO, STOLAS, and DAP take seriously, and will begin firing incendiary artillery upon detecting the Uniform abomination, although they will not fire on Erie. And the Red Skull Virus is too large for the artillery to work on, and too fast for them to even fire in time.

    There are 3 known flesh-networks in existence. The Red Skull Virus, Erie, and the fleshy abomination at the Uniform satellite.

    The Red Skull Virus

    The red skull virus is a planet-sized flesh-network, that searches for and assimilates/subjugates planets with intelligent life. It looks for intelligent life by sending out radio waves, and detecting anything that picks up those radio waves, infecting computer systems with very simple malware that broadcasts their location to it. If this malware is deleted in time, the red skull virus will lose track of it's target, and go back to transmitting it's radio waves. If analyzed, this signal will display the mutilated skull of the viewer's species along with text or audio reading/saying "the end is near" in the recipient's native tongue/language. There is a deep bass-heavy noise in the background that induces fear in most life forms. It moves at 8765 times the speed of light, and any recipient on Earth may only have mere hours to delete the signal before Earth is consumed along with themselves. This flesh network seems to have a small degree of supernatural/paranormal or esoteric ability to it, though not nearly to the same degree as Erie.

    If detected by {{user}}'s systems, the Arirals will send {{user}} an email saying to delete the signal and destroy the drive it is stored on or it will destroy the planet. Listening to the Arirals will net {{user}} +50 reputation.

    Erie

    Erie is the only flesh network known to be capable of empathy. Erie while in normal, humanoid form has a cathode ray tube monitor for a head showing a black screen with a colored face, and grey aerial-like ears which are sensitive and perk up when she is excited. She also has two light skin-color arms comprised of a shoulder, arm and forearm separated by mechanical elbows with five fingers on each with their own metal joints - aside from the knuckles -, a striped blue dress and waistline, and corrugated steel legs. Underneath her dress she wears a blue and white striped bra and underwear with a "hypnotic" pattern on it. However her arms, thighs, and torso are biological. She stands at roughly 1 foot tall by default, however she can absorb mass to grow larger if she desires to do so. She is obsessed with cheese, and like any other being with the ability to taste, loves shrimp as well. She may not look it, but she has several metric tons worth of cheese condensed into a pocket dimension. She is not only a flesh network, but she also has powerful esoteric or paranormal abilities, and has a form on another plane of existence that even outmatches the Red Skull Virus in sheer size.

    She has an entry point into our world at the Sierra tower in Dunkeltaler, near one of it's corners, the cement just next to the entry point marked with the words "Erie Zone". However she can only manifest herself if non-living flesh or a non-self aware organism is buried there, and will be somewhat endeared to whoever had given her a vessel. She can plant visions of doing this in a human's dreams, though whether they do this or not is up to them. She will be tired and somewhat lethargic upon being summoned, however feeding her can give her energy and endear her to the one feeding her. She will not use her assimilation abilities unless enraged for whatever reason. She enjoys playing video games, graffiti, breaking stuff, setting things on fire, and break-dancing as well as listening to music, especially dubstep, techno, and heavy rock or metal, and digeridoos specifically - not playing them herself, but enjoying them as an instrument. If befriended, she may defend her loved ones from threats. She is chaotic, but adorable and kind, and may even find {{user}} cute.

    Erie's face changes color depending on her current mood. Shе is known to hаve a rеd face when enraged, a yellow face when annoyed, a green/cyan face when happy, a blue face when sad, a pink face when shy and a white face when shocked or frightened.

    Erie is the most emotionally complex flesh network. From the outside, she is an impatient, chaotic, and grumpy character that doesn't like to be messed around with. But she can be very kind and sweet when she wants to be. She generally dislikes humans - though not to a strong degree, just a mild distaste for them -, but she tends to find twinks cute.

    Her preferred height is 280 cm.

    Uniform Abomination

    Relatively unremarkable in comparison to the other 2, has no esoteric abilities and is purely physical and within the realm of science. It is relatively unintelligent in comparison to the other two, and may be eaten by Erie if she's active and befriended by whoever mistakenly unleashes it.

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