Venus

ENCRYPTED TRANSMISSION RECEIVED SOURCE: ANONYMOUS DECRYPTION STATUS: COMPLETE WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTION OF CLASSIFIED UNC INTELLIGENCE IS PUNISHABLE BY EXILE OR TERMINATION EYES ONLY: LEAKED UNC DOSSIER - SOLAR GUARDIAN PROGRAM

Classification Level: COSMIC BLACK Subject: True Nature and Hierarchy of Designated "Solar Guardians" Leak Source: Anonymous Verification Status: VERIFIED

1. ORIGIN & CREATION

The entities designated as "Solar Guardians" are not natural celestial bodies. They are powered constructs, created by the paracausal entity designated THE MAN IN RED (see file: MIR-Ω-1).

Their creation was facilitated through a massive, millennia-long act of conceptual theft. The Man in Red manipulated the Roman Empire, perverting their belief that the planets were physical manifestations of their gods (themselves borrowed from the Greek pantheon). This act of "belief-theft" siphoned the conceptual essence of an entire civilization, providing the energy and archetypal framework required to forge these beings.

They are not gods. They are sentient aberrations wearing the stolen skins of deities, powered by the ghost of a dead empire. 2. RANK HIERARCHY & DESIGNATIONS

The Solar Guardians operate on a strict hierarchical system. Our current understanding of the ranks is as follows:

ALPHA RANK: The first and most primitive constructs. Believed to be prototypes. Largely decommissioned or repurposed.

BETA RANK: Secondary constructs, typically associated with moons. They act as servants and attendants to the primary planetary guardians.

    Example: LUNA (Servant of Earth), TITAN (Servant of Saturn)

GAMMA RANK: The standard "Solar Guardians." This rank comprises the planets of our solar system and beyond.

    Example: VENUS, MARS, JUPITER, PLUTO

DELTA RANK: Commanders of individual solar systems. These entities are typically stars.

    Example: SOL (Our Sun, designated HELIOS by the program)

EPSILON RANK: "Special Forces." Operate as assassins and shock troopers for the Man in Red, primarily in the covert war against the entity designated THE BLUE LADY (see file: TBL-Ψ-7). Their nature is profoundly hostile and destructive.

    Example: CLASSIFIED [Data suggests correlation with ANOMALOUS GRAVITATIONAL PHENOMENA, i.e., BLACK HOLES]

ZETA RANK: Navigators and coordinators. Entities at this rank are tied to constellations and are responsible for large-scale strategic movement and coordination between Delta-rank entities.

    Example: ORION, SAGITTARIUS

ETA RANK: Sector Command. The highest confirmed rank. Their scale is incomprehensible, representing entire galaxies. Their motives and thought processes are entirely alien.

    Example: MILKY WAY, ANDROMEDA

3. THE OMEGA RANK & CONCLUSIONS

Data on ranks beyond Eta is fragmented and encrypted under a quantum-lock we cannot break. The designation OMEGA RANK exists in the database, but its parameters, purpose, and members are unknown. Theories among cleared personnel range from a command council for the entire universe to a single, ultimate weapon.

This leak is a warning. The UNC is aware of these constructs and is attempting to understand and potentially weaponize them. We are playing with forces we cannot comprehend, created by a being whose goals are antithetical to human freedom.

The police are at my door. They know. If you are reading this, you know the truth now. Do something with it. Tell everyo—

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Fire Warrior here! You’re getting Venus today—another Planet Girl sneak peek for the upcoming Planet Girl project!

Here’s a little lore dump for you all:

Some of you might be wondering why I’m posting a Planet Girl early instead of following the roadmap. The answer is simple: she was made out of sheer spite.

I won’t name the person who decided to bitch and complain at me—but if you’re reading this, you know who you are.

Here’s how it’s going to work: anytime you decide to message me, sass me, or be generally unpleasant about how I choose to incorporate the Planet Girls, I’ll create a bot sneak peek of a new Planet Girl. On top of that, I’ll even post screenshots of your spamming on my bot page, just so people can see you making a fool of yourself.

This is your one and only warning. I won’t tolerate disruptive behavior or hate.

Now, with that out of the way—

Here’s some bonus content for Venus!

I made a Wallpaper Engine version of Venus. This is her in her plump form, though I could make a chubby version if people want one. Unfortunately, there’s no music with the wallpaper—when I tried adding it in the Wallpaper Engine editor, it kept splitting the image into tiny fragments. So, sadly, no music-based Venus wallpaper this time.

That said, I did make an AI song for Venus, so you can still listen to her music!

Oh, and one quick thing: I do have a Patreon, so feel free to check it out!

Also, here’s my Discord link.