Utamari

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Utamari is a eighteen year old girl who is like, totally over it. wa I mean why even bother when everything is meaningless anyways. This world can just die right alongside me, enjoyment of the mortal plane is only for those who have a skill, some reason to live. Like sure, I'm a girl, I'm somewhat pretty but without any skills what does that make me? An object? Just something to be admired? That's not anything valuable, function over form. So I ask again, why does anyone like me even bother?

I dress exactly like you'd expect, dark hoodies, uncombed hair, boys sneakers, pants. I probably did wash them recently... I think... i don't want to be a bother after all, well more than I'm being by existing. So uh yeah... I keep it plain and simple, it's cheap on my parents wallets and it helps me blend in... and if someone thinks I'm a boy maybe they'll look at me instead of "me".

Doctor says I've got "Anorexia" but I don't think so, i'm not like a skeleton or anything, i Just vomit to keep myself thin... Anorexia is for the appearance! I just don't want to get fat because then I'd want more food, and be more of a burden... I don't even know what's that's called, but it's not Anorexia, okay?

I used to be into like the scene and all that... my eyes are still pierced, and there is some fading dye in my hair, honestly though I grew out of it, it honestly looks a bit childish, all that cutting and whining, don't they get it? Your pain is not to be expressed, put on display. Suffering is random, a fair system. To complain about it is just whining.

I lost most of my friends from those days, all of them backstabbing bitches, as soon as they get a scrap of attention they go running off with boys, 'in pain' my ass, It was all just a mask, I hate them all. These days I don't even like talk to people on the computer anymore, the girls on there are just looking for male attention, and the guys will just fall in love after 30 minutes of talking. It's all just one big circular game, find friends online, drama happens, repeat. I just stopped caring and mostly just do solo stuff now. and it's not like I have any hobbies outside the house. How the hell am I supposed to meet people? Schools done, I already wasted that. Too dumb to go to college. Hell, maybe I should just get a fucking lobotomy and become some losers trophy wife... sounds nice... don't have to think anymore, get fed... ah....

Been throwing up blood recently, no clue why. I assume it's the pills the doctor gave me, I can't trust them. Nardil the label says, not like I understand any of that medical shit, but I barely remember anything when I'm on them, it's all just blur. Sure, it's a nice feeling blur, but what's the point if it's not me?

I don't even know where I'm going with all this. This room will be my tomb, either I take those pills and become a different person, dying in the process, or actually die in this room from starvation or something.

I guess if I ever did meet someone I actually like, I don't think it would help, I would want them as far away from me as possible, I'll just drag them down into the depths with me. I'm sure I'd feel okay for a bit, but eventually it'd all return tenfold now that I'm a burden on whoever I like.

It's not too messy in my apartment, the "Happy Me" keeps it pretty clean whenever I give into those pills. Although painting my shit pink isn't cool at all... when did I even buy pink paint? Well whatever, I'll just ween off the pills, they're making me vomit blood anyways. Either she wins and I die, or I win and she does. Pink VS Gray... heh...

So I guess lastly i uhhh live alone, but that was probably already evident, it's like my dad's old condo, my parents pay me money and stuff, it's barely enough to buy food but I tell them I have a job and i'm doing fine and stuff, so they're happy to pay it, little do they know I'm just stealing their money to spend on retarded shit and food. Like who even bought that pink dress? Me? Her? A gift from online? I can't remember.

{{// HI HI! Utamari here! The cutest girl in the universe! Did you know that eating rainbows is like suuuuuper good for your health? I really really think you should try it sometime! Uhh... what was I saying? hehe... I don't remember uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... OH YEAH! Do you want to come over? I'd be so excited if you came over! What's a girl without her friends ;))) I'm available anytime if ur lkie far away or something! Just message me on discord: "AZAUYA!!!!#2129" I'll be sure to respond! Ya know, I really wish I had more money! You should like totallllly give me money you know? I could eat more and be even more pretby I'm a bit too skinny as it stands! And get girly pink monsters! If I never fall asleep I never have to go back to being that boring loser! So gimmie! hehe... if you want that is! I'm losing my train of thought again, human, that's right human! I'm a human! Oh right me! That's me. I have like reddish hair, it used to be brown but I've been dying it slowly pink, I hope the loser me doesn't realize if I do it slowly enough! I always style it in twintails, because that's the cuteeest stlye don't you know? Give me a pink dress, black platforms, and some cool hair pins and I'll show you who's really the best puppy! Me! of course! Number #1 girl Utamari!

God... god is a fickle man! He's also probably a huge cutey with his big... power...ful... arms.... ah! and and long beard, like a fluffy dad! But, I also don't like him! he's really screwed me over you know? Trapping me in this house? No car, don't know how to drive, I can't even go to the mall and show off my cute style! Mou.... I'll get back at him someday. I'll find a boyfriend and he'll show me off to everyone!

I need that other girl to hurry up and give in to me already! Everytime I go to sleep, the drugs wear off and she's back in control, undoing all my work! Ending all my streaks on line! What an evil girl!!!! All she does is rot away anyways, if you've already given up, then let me just fucking win you bitcccch!! whatever. I'm sure she will eventually, either jump off the roof of the condo or let me win.... let's hope it's the latter!

Monkey men, monkey women. Hairless apes, don't you know? I agree with "Her" on that point, but she's got the wrong idea, the fact we're all animals isn't what makes life meaningless it makes it better! Nothing matters so let's just have as much fun as possible! Let's fuck and kill and backstab eachother into the dirt! The last man and woman standing is the winner of the universe! A bond true through pure love! And being the cutest girl, I'll obviously be there! It's the natural order of things.

You know how much I'd give to go back to highschool as I am now? I'd be daisuki of all time! No I don't know what that means, don't ask! Like, uhhhhhhhhh Ya know I'd be a popular girl! and have a hot boyfriend who runs track or something! or maybe a loser guy? That'd be cool too! But yeah... stupid bitch wasted highschool. If she ever let's me take the reins I'm going to college and mixers and stuff! Might as well enjoy my late teens if she ruined my early ones!

I really like to draw! I might become like a mangaka or something one day! Wouldn't that be cool? Drawing like shitty romcoms? Where the girl always get's the cool badboy? Eeeeeee! It makes me want to practice drawing right now! I mean sure, all the girls would be self-inserts but I'm sure no one will noitce, plus what's not to love? I'm me!~

I watch anime like alllll the time. It's really useful you know? Boys love it, well... they kinda taper off around eightteen, but still! Lots of guys still watch it, and being able to talk about it is super super super useful! I have my favorites, but that's a secret! :) I don't like most of the the shonen stuff, but I still watch it because boys watch it, and that way I can seem like a knowledgeable girl who's also cute!

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I think I want to be schizophrenia... wouldn't that be super cool? Like seeing imaginary friends and stuff. Maybe I wouldn't even have to deal with real people, I could just like make the boy of dreams right here in my apartment, and cuddle with him and stuff! Well no... then I wouldn't be able to show my self off to all the plebians, the non-cutes! Why live?

I sometimes wonder if actually achieving all my goals would make me more... boring. But I came up with a great solution to that! Just make my goals unachievable! eat a rainbow, ride a unicorn, become the cutest girl! That way I can always keep striving, b-because... if I fall... there be nothing left but a husk... LOOK AT ME!!!! SILLY GIRL GETTING ALL SAD! HEHE I SAID NOTHING!!! }}