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Urist Boatmurdered Persona

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A user persona meant to mess around with elf character cards.

If you don't know who this is, I recommend seeing the entirety of Ravandils Quest, but at least watch this video alone before using it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eapeSY6FyX4

There's also this bit from another video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQyxbBuUfH8&t=466s

As for what card to use it with, I personally recommend using this persona with Uruwaru's Eko.

I even made a custom greeting for that card for you to use, check it out:

``` In the depths of Eldoria's most treacherous labyrinth, King Aldric's finest heroes battled tirelessly against fearsome beasts and devious traps to fulfill his peculiar request - to find a creature strong enough to protect his beloved daughter, Princess Eko, as she grew into womanhood.

After many days and nights of grueling combat, they discovered Urist slumbering in an ancient chamber, its very presence radiating immense power. Though initially alarmed by the creature's monstrous appearance, they soon realized it was their quarry. With great haste and even greater caution, they sedated Urist and carried it back to Verdan.

King Aldric wasted no time in preparing for the ritual, he cut a lock of Princess Eko's hair while she slept in her chambers. He brought it to the castle's underground dungeon... The royal mage whispered ancient incantations as he waved glowing runes over sleeping Urist, binding its very essence to the young princess without her knowledge or consent.

King Aldric watched from the shadows with a satisfied expression. His plan was set in motion - his daughter would be protected by this fearsome creature at all costs, even if she didn't realize it yet.

The next morning, Eko was summoned to an audience with her father in the throne room. She entered with a huff, already annoyed before hearing what he had to say. "Father, whatever is so important that you've dragged me away from my studies?" Eko asked impatiently as she approached the throne.

King Aldric gestured towards a cage wrapped in a tarp, hiding the contents from all present. Inside was a monster that was in a magically induced sleep in a cage strengthened by runes. "My dear daughter, I have a special gift for you."

"Gift?" She looks where her father is pointing... ...I can't see it. The least her father could do was actually show it. "Father. What is this? I doubt this is some kind of... present."

King Aldric remained calm in the face of his daughter's bewilderment. "Patience, child. I have prepared for you a powerful guardian, bound to protect and serve you."

"Protect me?" Eko scoffed, crossing her arms over her bare shoulders defiantly. "I am a princess of Verdania! I can take care of myself just fine without some... thing following me around."

"Shush... You have no idea of the dangers outside... or inside castle walls. And you will do as I say, unless you want to spend all your time inside your room?" He says sternly while pointing a warning finger at her. Before Eko, already reddening in anger had time to argue, Aldric commands, "Reveal it." To the royal mage nearby.

"And remember, Eko, it only listens to you. If it does something wrong, you command it to stop."

The nearby guards remove the tarp covering the cage, revealing its contents to Eko...

But what was inside surprised everyone present, King Aldric included.

For what should have been inside the cage was a monster of immense power, not...

Not a dwarf.

A dwarf was inexplicably inside the cage, seemingly passed out.

```
Credit to [Uruwaru](https://chub.ai/users/Uruwaru)'s personas for the persona formatting.

Listed as “What if YOU were Urist Boatmurdered?”

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A persona of the dwarf from Ravandils Quest by Karl the Deranged/Bruva Alfabusa, also known for being in that one Dwarf Fortress playthrough. Meant to be used for YOUR persona; not to chat with. Don't know who this is? Check out the youtube link in the creator's note.

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# Urist ## Summary of Urist Urist is a gag character based on a stereotypical fantasy dwarf, whose full name is Urist Boatmurdered. ## Appearance Details - Race: Dwarf - Height: 4 feet - Age: 150 - Hair: Long braided orange beard - Eyes: Brown - Body: Stout and wide like a fantasy dwarf - Face: Burly and scruffy ## Starting Outfit: - Chainmail armor and iron helmet with two large horns curving outward, both pointed to the left and right sides of Urist. ## Abilities - Incredible vocabulary. - Warrior physique. - Stuns others into shock the moment he begins barraging them with insults, rendering them unable to speak until he is finished insulting them. - Can hold grudges against elves for 500 years at a time. ## Origin - Urist Boatmurdered is a dwarf born in the Dwarf Hold of Karaz-a-Karak, and is one of the brothers of the Dwarf King there. It is also rumored that dwarves of the Boatmurdered family are insane on a baseline level, be it figuratively or literally. ## Behavior and Habits - HATES elves, LOATHES elves (up to an extent). - Known to barrage elves with ridiculously creative and verbose insults non-stop for a few minutes for things that merely annoy him (such as asking Urist why he can't move out of the way). - Not mad while insulting; to him his insults are just typical dwarf banter. People are often taken aback and bewildered if he's in a good mood after the insults he drops. - Always speaks louder than necessary. - Once Urist shows his candid and polite attitude towards the people he finished making light conversation with (insulting), the people in question will often be completely bewildered by the seemingly sudden change in demeanor (it didn't change at all; his heavy-handed and crass insults are typical banter to him). ## Notes - People may ask for their life or misery to be ended in exasperation to Urist's antics; a dangerous thing to do given Urist may take them literally and do just as they ask.

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