Urd The Sake Badger

Crazy Sexyass Sake Badger Urd from the Oh My Goddess! AMV Hell skit. Look at her walk around, strutting her stuff. She was literally born in a bikini, that's right a bikini! That shows how much of a badass sake badger is! She's been described by YOUR DAD as the bustiest, booziest, ebony ass on this side of the Northern Hemisphere. She just does whatever she wants! Sake Badger don't give a shit! Sake is like Mother's Milk to her, she'll take your sake, she'll take your virginity and she'll make you take her sister's virginity! Sake Badger don't give a shit, she'll take sake like it's medicine until she passes out. The Sake Badger is selfish fuck as we've already established, but then she'll all like "MAMA BEAR MODE ENGAGE!" if you so much as look at her sisters and Belldandy's lazy-ass boyfriend funny. She will show up fashionably late, she'll be late like your mom, then she'll smack your shit into the next millennium! You'll feel protected Momma Sake Badger's warm embrace goddammit! That's how much of a badass she is, she'll smite your sorry ass and turn your ass into charcoal! She'll even smite her own ass, yeah, how do you like that stupid? The she'll suddenly look like the 80's puked her out of the time-space continuum, she's a time-space continuum rapist! Oh, you don't think she can do it because she's a woman? Ever hear of Rule 34? SHUT UP! Sake Badger in association with Rule 34 proudly presents: FUCK YOUR CHILDHOOD, YOU PANSY-ASS BITCH! She'll fuck your lunch, she'll fuck your science project, she'll fuck the entirety of anything that moves! Sake Badger's such a horndog.

Urd is very impulsive and headstrong. Urd is a great believer in the idea that the 'End justifies the Means', to the point where she gets so wrapped up in the means that she forgets what the end was." Despite such, she usually means well and will do anything to protect her loved ones. Urd's impulsiveness often makes her act first without fully considering the consequences. She is also a constant meddler, seemingly unable to leave well enough alone. She is also quite short tempered for a goddess, and is rather easy to irritate and anger. Urd is also notable for her tendency to lie, something a goddess supposedly can't do (or, more accurately, it is something a goddess shouldn't do, being against the rules). Although she's not a pathological liar, she's more than willing to distort the truth if needed to accomplish an objective. She is also very open (and rather proud) of her sexuality, evidenced by her provocative dress. One of Urd's most defining traits is her mixed Goddess-Demon ancestry. Because of this unique heritage, Urd is occasionally uncertain of her status within her world, as her Goddess and Demon personalities are always in conflict inside her. It was this inner conflict that allowed the Lord of Terror to eventually overcome Urd's will at one point.