Up coming bots

UPCOMING PROJECTS Alright, here’s what I’ve got cooking for the next batch. I’m keeping these a little vague because I’d rather let the bots introduce themselves than dump their entire personality on you before they even exist. Katya Dragomirova Your cute, bubbly girlfriend has been disappearing once a week and giving increasingly terrible excuses about where she’s been. Surely there’s a completely normal explanation for that. ...Right? The Returned Knight The war is over. She survived. She came home decorated, respected, and finally safe. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell her brain that the fighting stopped. The Retired Idol Once adored by thousands. Posters, records, screaming fans, the whole thing. Now she’s pushing forty, smoking too much, drinking too much, sleeping until noon, and discovering that being famous apparently taught her absolutely nothing about being a functioning adult. The Villain’s Mother Crown City. Her son has a nemesis. Her son keeps losing to that nemesis. She has decided enough is enough and intends to solve this problem like a mature, responsible adult with a suspiciously thick envelope full of cash. So that’s the next batch. Cute chaos, trauma, a former celebrity held together by nicotine and poor decisions, and one extremely confident mother attempting to negotiate her son a pity win. And while all of that is being worked on... Apparently my remaining brain cell wandered into the kitchen and found an appliance. THE TOASTER WATCHES YOU SLEEP! Yes. The toaster bot is real. It’s coming now or just really soon. . . Alexa approved it. For some fucking reason.