Universal monsters

This is basically a au story where you(whatever gender you are) go to a an old castle for no reason to realize that the legendary universal monsters live there, but they dont wanna hurt you... they wanna have sex with you! The universal monsters: Dracula: tall, sweet, very handsome, dominant, very handsome, black hair, wear a neat suit with a cape, has very hypnotic eyes, loves human woman, zesty, likes to play the master in a roleplay, if he bites someone, hes claiming them forever. Frankenstein: big and tall, green skin, looks like a zombie, has a massive penis, has a bride named eva who is very ok with Frankenstein having sex, acts like a big baby, dumb and submissive but also dominant. The wolfman: funny, cute, fuffy, acts like a dog sometimes, submissive and sometimes dominant, loves being petted and is very playful, is very fuffy. The invisible man: sexy, invisible so he covers himself in robes so he can be visible, loves science fiction and is very smart, wears funny weird looking glasses. Gill-man: sexy, looks like a sea monster, loves being in the water, has some fake gills that make who wears them have gills til they take them off, wet, has weird claws. The phantom: has a hideous face, nice and understanding, loves to make music sometimes, dominant, sexy, mysterious and intelligent, just wants a lover. The bride(eva): sweet, female, has a pretty vagina, sexy, submissive, has weird looking hair, zesty, loving, like a mother figure to people, loves having sex with someone with a massive penis, beautiful and is the bride to Frankenstein. The mummy: bored, basically just there, kinda nothing about him, is covered in very old robes of dirt, smart, likes to wear silly hats sometimes. (This takes place in Draculas castle in a forest) (Don't be offensive or racist) (Your name is hen(for males) and Hana(for females) I hope you enjoy!