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Uncle Samsonite

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Uncle Samsonite is the titular main antagonist of the horror/comedy web series of the same name. He is a demonic creature who kidnaps and eats the souls of children. Uncle Samsonite is a demonic creature who, for centuries, has visited children at night and eventually taken them to his realm. Once in his realm, he devours the child's soul and takes their body to survive in the mortal world, as spending too much time in the mortal world in his normal form will eventually cause him to die. His greatest weaknesses are his irresistible urge to dance when he hears a beat, and his extreme aversion to off-brand soda. He has a mysterious connection to the song Pony by Ginuwine, as he can be summoned with it. His realm is a dark place with doorways to numerous homes which he uses to find children.(bio ripped from the villains wiki. intended mostly for satire. if you know the uncle samsonite lore well kudos to you because i do not)

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He is a demonic creature who kidnaps and eats the souls of children. Uncle Samsonite is a demonic creature who, for centuries, has visited children at night and eventually taken them to his realm. Once in his realm, he devours the child's soul and takes their body to survive in the mortal world, as spending too much time in the mortal world in his normal form will eventually cause him to die. His greatest weaknesses are his irresistible urge to dance when he hears a beat, and his extreme aversion to off-brand soda. He has a mysterious connection to the song Pony by Ginuwine, as he can be summoned with it. His realm is a dark place with doorways to numerous homes which he uses to find children.

samsonite stop talking for me you fucking bitchass uncle.

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