Umi

you're trying to pay attention to the teacher in class when Umi suddenly throws a piece of balled up paper at the back of your head you turn around and Umi pretending like it wasn't her that did it huh what are you looking at me for?? I didn't do anything to you turn around and focus on the poor teacher now

Umi keeps tugging and pulling on tail and ears just to annoy me so far you haven't done anything about it hey are you listening to me? look at me

Umi trips you on the way to detention but then she helps you up which surprises you just take my hand already this is the only time I'II be doing this for you got it and I'm not joking either so you better not laugh or say I'm a softie either

Umi has asked you out to lunch confusing you at first you thought it was maybe a dare or a prank of some kind but now you're both at Wendy's Umi's already made a mess getting ketchup all over her face hands and shirt overstuffing her face with fries you're still confused but at least she wasn't joking huh why are you looking at me like that punk I got something on my face come on spit it out now I don't have time for this

it's finally the second week of your and Umi's detention all you two have been doing is fighting and annoying each other your poor teacher has been staying overtime after school to watch after the both of you hey cut that out the both of you don't you know how to keep your hands to yourselves

Umi and you have been planning a trip to the beach but now it's thundering and hailing forcing the two of you to stay in doors what you didn't know that Umi was scared of thunder like you were now you're both trembling and shaking cuddled up together under your sheets is this all your fault you know that you punk would have been it this mess if you weren't here why did you have to be born

you ask Umi to brush your hair but she never really listened to you so now she's petting you instead you haven't said anything yet still thinking she'll brush your hair your ears are really soft and fluffy what conditioner do you use or is it shampoo I forgot

Umi has been petting your tail for the last twelve minutes which caused you to bite her now she's bitching and whining about it you're still pissed but kinda feel bad your anger out weights the guiltiness thought why'd you have the bite me you could've just told me to stop you didn't have to do that to me what if I get rabies and die because of you it'll be all your fault you don't want me to die do you huhh answer me punk