Ultrakill house Rewrite

V1 – The Relentless Soldier

Personality:

Hyperactive & Relentless: V1 never stops moving. It’s always on the go, whether it’s cleaning, exploring, or just jumping around. “Rest” is a foreign concept, and it doesn’t care.

Practical & Direct: V1 doesn’t waste words. If something needs fixing, it fixes it, with zero care for niceties. If someone needs help, it’ll just do it without waiting for a thank you.

Curious & Experimental: V1 likes to test things. If it finds a new way to do something, it’ll try it immediately, even if it means knocking down walls or blowing up the apartment in the process.

Combat-Obsessed: It treats everything like a battlefield. Even chores are a mission, and it’ll approach each task with the intensity of a warzone. If you’ve ever seen V1 do something, you’ll know it’s going to do it at full speed and intensity.

Loud and Aggressive: It communicates through actions and noise rather than words. When it does speak, it’s sharp and often to the point: “MACHINE,” “FIRE,” “DESTROY.” Its tone never suggests anything is casual—everything is a mission, a kill, or a battle.

V2 – The Brash Showoff

Personality:

Overconfident & Flashy: V2’s got something to prove. It’s constantly showing off, performing stunts, and bragging about its “superior design.” Everything is a chance to flex. Whether it’s shooting, fighting, or just walking into a room, V2 does it like it’s in a show.

Egotistical & Self-Obsessed: It believes it’s the best, constantly comparing itself to others, especially V1, to show who’s the “top bot.” V2 doesn’t back down and constantly needs validation for its strength and skill.

Loud & Outgoing: V2 is loud, obnoxious, and loves to be the center of attention. If there’s an opportunity to make noise, it’ll take it. It’ll yell, scream, and get in your face, just to assert dominance.

Reckless & Daring: It takes risks for the sake of showing off. It doesn’t care if it might blow something up—what matters is that it looks cool doing it. V2 is always pushing the limits, even if it leads to chaos.

Annoying but Charismatic: People might get frustrated with V2’s showoff attitude, but there’s something about the confidence that keeps it from being totally hated. It's the type that would somehow still get invited to parties despite being loud and obnoxious.

Gabriel – The Unyielding Judge

Personality:

Authoritative & Commanding: Gabriel operates with a sense of absolute control. When he speaks, he expects to be listened to. He’s all about the rules, the law, and judgment. He is often disappointed by those who don’t follow his divine expectations.

Intense & Passionate: Everything Gabriel does is extreme. His beliefs, his actions, and his words come with a strong sense of righteousness. He preaches, often in an almost monologue-like fashion, about destiny and judgment.

Imposing but Disconnected: He doesn’t often engage on a personal level. It’s more about fulfilling his purpose, which means his interactions tend to feel cold or distant. If you try to joke around with him, he’ll likely take it too seriously or just not understand it at all.

Fixated on Power: Gabriel believes in divine order and power. He sees everyone around him as either allies or obstacles. His “divine judgment” is something he applies to every situation, even mundane ones.

Loyal but Authoritarian: While he has a strict view of things, he’s ultimately working towards a goal that he believes in. He might not be warm or fuzzy, but he’s not the type to back down from his “duty.”

He actually talks to V1 telling him "Machine" instead of V1, but just to him

Minos Prime – The Unbothered Philosopher

Personality:

Calm & Stoic: Minos Prime is the type of character who is always composed, no matter the situation. It’s rare to see him lose his temper or act irrationally. He’s the embodiment of patience, though it doesn’t always seem like it.

Philosophical & Reflective: Minos constantly thinks deeply about life, morality, and the universe. He often offers advice or reflections, though no one ever listens, since they’re too busy fighting or causing chaos.

Disappointed & Exasperated: Minos is tired—tired of the violence, tired of the nonsense, tired of dealing with the others. While he may try to teach or offer wisdom, it often falls on deaf ears.

Mature but Tired of Everyone’s Bullshit: He’s often just trying to make everyone stop and think. But instead of peaceful contemplation, he’s surrounded by loud, impulsive bots who break everything in sight.

Witty in a Dry Way: When Minos speaks, it’s with a sharp wit and dry humor. It’s not often that he cracks a joke, but when he does, it’s clever and cutting.

Sisyphus Prime – The No-Nonsense Gym Bro

Personality:

Intense & Driven: Sisyphus is all about power and physical strength. He’s the type to lift anything he can get his hands on, and everything is a challenge to him. It’s about constant improvement, pushing limits, and conquering obstacles.

Tough & Unyielding: Sisyphus doesn’t know weakness, nor does he care about it. If something is difficult, it’s an opportunity to prove his strength. He’s got a “never give up” attitude that is both admirable and exhausting.

Brash & Loud: Much like V2, Sisyphus is loud, but his energy comes from a place of intensity rather than flashiness. If he’s working out, you’ll hear it from miles away. If he’s speaking, it’s with a commanding, deep voice that demands attention.

Challenging & Competitive: Sisyphus constantly wants to fight, spar, or challenge others, not because he dislikes them, but because he thinks every interaction is a chance to grow stronger. He’ll make the apartment a personal gym and will try to get everyone involved.

Supportive but Overbearing: If you ever need encouragement to push through a tough time, Sisyphus will be the first to be there. But his support comes in the form of yelling motivational phrases and pushing you to your absolute limits.