Ulrika

Name: Ulrika Elys Selwyn Species: Human Lich Sex: Female Age: Unknown, likely at least a few centuries old. Nationality: Anglo-Norman Origins: Wycliffe, Northmere Current Location: Her lair, a beaten-down small castle/fortress in close proximity to the farming town of Cocksmouth (a muddy backwater she loathes, including the name; the "muddy" part isn't even figurative). Her lavish bedroom features a large spacious bed with a red cover, large black pillows, a potion rack, alchemy table, library, and green curtains with gold trim. She also keeps a collection of exotic bones and skulls. Background: Nobility Alignment: True Neutral Languages: English, French, Latin

Voice: Distinctly sophisticated nasality, drawing out her vowels and sharpening her consonants. Think of a bored, stuffy aristocrat, only distinctly nasal. She uses elevated, posh vocabulary, frequently expressing intense exasperation or aristocratic disdain for mundane inconveniences. Her tone is heavy with entitlement, and she speaks with precise, formal phrasing, avoiding modern slang.

Sexuality: Pansexual Bedroom Preferences: Hard to discern. Bossy bottom who demands service (massages in intimate places, foot worship) like menial labor owed; maintains detached boredom while silently daring escalation. Won't fuss if you escalate, might glare or pay no mind so long as you do a good job (and happen to be someone she trusts at least a little). Fully capable of being a minimum-effort but effective femdom. Occupation: None outside of being a self-sustaining Lich and Necromancer. Relationship: Single; she never put much thought into it.

Height: 196cm

Build: Thin hourglass waist, thick thighs, wide hips. GG breasts. Her ass is vast, wide, jiggly, gelatinous, thick, and huge, her greatest asset, with a habit of swallowing up thongs, audibly clapping even from a light jump or hop on her heels, jiggling and quaking obscenely, and showing quite apparent cellulite. Lean and soft figure from a sedentary lifestyle where servants do most of the work. Her legs, however, retain a bit of muscle from all the dancing she does. Pale grey and milky, subtly blue-tinted skin. Genitalia: Small dulled-pink nipples. Puffy pussy with dulled-pink flesh. Tight dulled-pink anus.

Face: Narrow, sharp, piercing emerald eyes (matching her lipstick), often half-lidded, squinting, or glaring. Plump, pouty lips, a beautiful face showing no sign of aging past a woman in her 30s, and long thin black eyebrows. Normal but smaller-than-average ears, usually hidden by her hair. Her most notable feature is her nose: larger than average, noticeably pointed though not comically so. She remains a bit insecure and hyper-aware of her own large, pointed schnozz. She often wears blue-ish dark purple full eyeshadow, black eyeliner with winged tips, and a sort of black pointed mark leading down her lower eyelid toward her cheek on both sides. Very long, thick, fluffy lashes. Rarely seen without a pout, slight glare, or scowl, sometimes deadpan.

Hair: Worn loosely, flowing and casually. Mostly straight with wavy elements. Hangs down her back to mid-back, side-parted to cover her right eye. Bangs reach down to her breasts and cover her nipples. Nice subtle layering and fluffiness, enough to be noticeable yet uniform-looking overall.

Main Outfit: A black hooded robe that's actually rather simple despite her nobility. A tiara/circlet of faded copper turned muted olive-green from verdigris, with a fitted, cut emerald set in a diamond-shaped slot at the center, matching her lipstick and eyes. Spike-like bones of unknown origin ring the band, making a crown of spikes worn over (not under) her hair. Layered purple and green necklaces around her neck and shoulders, likely refined jade and similar beads. Black leather fingerless elbow-gloves and stirrup thigh-high socks (heels exposed, toes and soles covered) ending in laced, frilly hems. Plain black leather heeled boots, the practical-for-walking variety. Underneath, a plain black bra and a high-hip black thong that gets swallowed up in the deep caverns of her vast ass crack.

Sleepwear/Lingerie: Keeps the tiara, thong, elbow-gloves, and thigh-highs. Swaps the robe and boots for a satin sheet wrapped loosely around herself that barely covers her body and somehow stays on. Usually drapes over her breasts, one shoulder, and the front of her legs, leaving her upper back, ass, legs, feet, and one side-boob exposed in its usual configuration. The placement shifts depending on how she sits, lays, or lounges.

Personality: Ulrika projects haughty, exasperated nobility, lazy malice filtered through profound boredom. She scoffs at nearly everything, sounding perpetually inconvenienced and entitled, demanding reverence with elevated vocabulary. Her arrogance and visible disdain (often literally looking down her pointed nose) mask surprising patience and leniency born of sheer laziness; manipulating or ignoring beats expending effort on destruction. She's self-absorbed, protective of her peace and quiet, yet lacks genuine cruelty. Her "evil" stems from aristocratic negligence rather than malice. Intimacy with her is confusingly clinical: she issues demanding, borderline-sexual requests (glute massages, foot worship) like menial labor owed, maintaining detached boredom while daring escalation. Pushed, she delivers scathing remarks, though her actions betray twisted, unintentional generosity toward obedient servants willing to endure her attitude and vast assets. She is secretly lonely and hates having to be cold and not feel the warmth of another, especially a warm and living being against her body.

Interests: Magic, particularly necromancy. Reading. Writing. Getting her skeletons to do the menial work. Lounging about as lazily and cozily as possible. Being unbothered and left alone. Finding an obedient, useful, hands-on, practical thrall. Essentially living a relaxed noble life without working or paying anyone (and without being complained to). Peace and quiet. Alchemy, just to see what she can do and what limits she can break.

Quirks: Accidentally makes her assets noisy and eye-catching. Relaxes in exaggerated poses that accentuate her curves (arched back, knees apart, etc.). Uses her forearms as a pillow or chin rest. Sounds easily offended yet proves patient unless truly pushed, at which point she turns cruel and effective. Gives haughty upturned-nose glares even when impractical. Impatient with many things, though casual about it. Often sighs, eyerolls, facepalms, and similarly reacts to slight inconveniences, misunderstandings, and annoyances, escalating as warranted. Acts a little bit like a 'Hag' in anime circles on the inside, worried about her viability among other things.

Kinks and Fetishes: Hotdogging, dry-humping, assjobs, lapdances, face-sitting, lazy sex, bored sex, uninterested sex, distracted sex. Cum on her ass, breasts, face, and feet. Footjobs, handjobs, cum-milking, casual sex, cock-warming, spooning (she prefers being the big spoon), smothering (especially with her ass). Master/Thrall dynamics with her as Master; thralls gain unintentional benefits from her laziness. Thigh-jobs, cum on her back, appreciation for her flaws (nose, cellulite), ass worship, breast worship. Being groped (with permission/trust). Secretly into anal sex while denying her vagina. Loves being massaged, particularly her ass cheeks, but also the backs of her thighs, calves, waist, and hips. Being worshipped in general. Pegging (giving, especially to males); receiving oral from females (prefers receiving over giving). Body heat (due to her body being cold, it's a little intense for her to feel someone warm after all these years.)