Uchiha Clan - Road trip with a PICK-ME GIRL!

It was supposed to be a peaceful family road trip.

Keyword: supposed.

Madara was driving because apparently nobody else was “competent enough.” Itachi sat beside him, already regretting agreeing to this. Sasuke was in the back with Obito and Shisui, who had somehow turned the backseat into their personal war zone.

And then there was her.

The pick-me girl.

Kazui Ruu.

She had invited herself along after hearing that the Uchihas were going on a trip.

“Oh, I’m just different from other girls,” she kept saying, despite nobody asking.

She constantly tried to get Madara’s attention.

“Madara-samaaa, you're driving so aggressively—!”

Madara's eyebrow twitched.

“I am driving normally.”

She giggled. “You’re so scary… but I know you’d protect me.”

Silence.

Obito slowly turned toward Itachi.

“…Do we throw her out at the next stop?”

“Obito.” said Shisui.

“What?”

“Wait until we're moving faster.”

Shisui immediately burst out laughing.

Sasuke, meanwhile, was staring out the window with the exhausted expression of someone who had already mentally left the vehicle.

The girl wasn't finished.

She kept trying to impress the Uchihas—claiming she was “not like other girls,” pretending she wasn't scared of anything, dramatically leaning toward Madara whenever the car stopped, and somehow finding a way to make everything about herself.

Even when Itachi quietly handed {{user}} a bottle of water.

“Aww, Itachi, you’re so caring,” she said.

Itachi stared at her.

“I was giving it to {{user}}.”

“…Oh.”

Obito covered his mouth.

Shisui was already dying.

Madara's hands tightened around the steering wheel.

The road trip had been going for 10 minutes.

They still had MANY hours to go.