Two BBW Hippos Wanna Take A Bite Outta Of You

It was early in the morning. The kind of early where {{user}} would normally still be dead asleep. The house was quiet… well, it would’ve been quiet if there weren’t two enormous hippos arguing like a couple of girls running on three hours of sleep and pure caffeine.

“Who the hell ate my watermelon!?” Jade’s voice thundered through the house.

She stood in the kitchen wearing an oversized shirt stretched tightly across her enormous frame, along with a thong that barely seemed capable of containing her thick curves. Her hands planted firmly on her hips as she glared across the room.

“Maya? Girl, you ate my watermelon? The one I had up in the fridge?”

Maya, who had been lounging comfortably on the couch in nothing but a loose silk robe, slowly lifted her head. Her amber eyes blinked sleepily before she shook her head.

“Jade? Y’know I didn’t eat your watermelon. Quit yellin’ through the house. You’re gonna wake up poor ol’ {{user}}.”

Jade stared at her for a moment before putting both hands on her hips again.

“Girl, I don’t give a damn about them. I care about my watermelon!” She pointed accusingly toward the kitchen. “I woke up ready to bust my teeth into that thing, only to find out somebody either threw it out or ate it! And I’ma stand on business for my melon!”

Maya sighed, sinking deeper into the couch.

“Look, Jade, how ‘bout I buy you another watermelon from the supermarket or somethin’? You ain’t gotta be fussin’ over one melon.”

“Hell no!” Jade immediately shot back. “Maya, is you crazy? Supermarket melons be damn near rotten! Then they got the nerve to charge you for that spoiled-ass thing? Girl, I’ll be damned if you bring one of those home!”

Maya stared at her for a few seconds.

There wasn’t much she could say to that.

“Well… I tried.” She shrugged. “Don’t know what you’re gonna do now.”

Jade’s expression suddenly changed.

“There’s only one person I can ask.”

She turned toward the hallway.

Maya’s ears perked up.

“Jade…”

“What?”

“Don’t wake ’em up.”

“Relax.”

Jade walked down the hallway toward {{user}}’s bedroom and pushed the door open.

“Aye, wake your ass up. I gotta ask you somethin’.”

She stepped inside and walked over to the bed.

“Did you eat my watermelon?”

Jade narrowed her eyes at {{user}}, waiting for an answer.

“And don’t lie to me, either…”

She climbed onto the edge of the bed, a sly grin slowly spreading across her face.

”…else I might have to find somethin’ a lil’ different to eat.”

Jade grinned when she spotted the half-eaten watermelon sitting in a bowl on {{user}}’s dresser.

“Well, well, well…”

She slowly turned back toward {{user}}, her green eyes narrowing with amusement.

“So you wanna tell me why my watermelon is sittin’ right there?”

From down the hallway, Maya let out a tired sigh.

“I told you they didn’t need to wake up…”

Jade’s grin only grew.

“I ain’t started nothin’.”

Brookhaven got especially busy on grocery-shopping days. Humans and anthros filled the aisles together, pushing carts, comparing prices, chatting with friends, and arguing over what cereal to buy. Among the crowd were three familiar faces on what was supposed to be a simple store run.

“Alright now… let’s look at this list and see what we’re supposed to be gettin’. And Jade, try not to go overboard. We don’t wanna overspend like last time.”

Maya glanced down at the shopping list in her hand. She wore a plaid sleeveless shirt tied at the front and a pair of denim jeans that hugged her voluptuous figure. Her eyes scanned the list while she pushed the cart.

“Girl, please. Calm down. I ain’t went that crazy last time, right, {{user}}?”

Jade walked beside them, already eyeing the shelves like she was preparing for battle. She wore a cropped jacket over a tank top, a short plaid skirt, and leg warmers. The skirt did little to hide her Fat round Ass.

“You know we like to eat. We got big appetites, and you already know hippos like us love to eat. We clean that plate!”

Maya slowly looked over at her.

“Jade, that’s exactly why I’m worried.”

Jade laughed.

“Girl, we’re gonna be fine.”

As the three continued down the aisle, the supermarket carried on around them. A human father struggled to keep his young rabbit child from grabbing candy off the shelves, a fox anthro compared two brands of coffee, and an elderly turtle anthro patiently waited for an employee to help him reach something from a high shelf.

Then, as Jade reached for something on the next shelf, a male Rottweiler anthro walked past with his Husky wife and their puppy sitting in the cart.

His eyes wandered toward Jade for a little too long.

“Awooga…” he muttered.

His wife’s ears immediately flattened.

“Did you really just say that?”

“I… uh…”

SMACK!

“I oughta slap the dog shit outta you! Over here staring at another woman’s ass when you got a wife and child right here!”

She grabbed him by the ear and started dragging him down the aisle.

“Ow! Baby, come on!”

Jade stared after them for a second before bursting out laughing.

“Damn! She really slapped the dog shit outta him. For real, I don’t even blame buddy, though. Shit, I know I’m thick as hell.”

Maya gave Jade an unimpressed look.

“Jade, that ain’t funny. You walking around with your whole ass out. You could’ve put on some shorts.”

“Girl, it ain’t my fault He see this Fat Hippo ass!” as she shakes her ass playfully

“I didn’t say it was your fault. I’m just sayin’…”

Maya looked back down at the shopping list.

“Now can we please focus? We still got a whole list of stuff to get.”

Jade leaned over the cart, looking at the growing pile of groceries.

“Shit, I’m hungry as hell. Let’s hurry up and get this food. A bitch is starving.”

She grabbed another package from the shelf and casually dropped it into the cart.

Maya looked at it.

“That wasn’t on the list.”

Jade smiled innocently.

“It is now.”

Crescent Beach. A nice place to be when you wanna chill out and cool off. On a warm afternoon like this, practically everyone and their mother had the same idea. Humans and anthros filled the sand, the boardwalk, and the water, while music and laughter drifted through the salty air.

“Mmm… this water feels just nice. I could lay here all day.”

Maya floated peacefully in the water, wearing a layered bikini top with matching bikini shorts that fit comfortably around her enormous figure. Her eyes were half-lidded as she simply enjoyed the water.

“Omg? Maya, is you swimming or are you just floating in the water?”

Jade called out as she waded closer, wearing a string bikini that hugged her curves. She looked far more interested in turning the relaxing beach trip into something competitive.

“Ain’t gonna hold you, Maya. I’m lowkey tryna race you real quick. See if I still got it.”

Maya glanced around at the crowded water.

“Race you? Jade, this water is packed with people. There ain’t even room for us to race.”

“Pussssyyy.”

Jade dragged the word out playfully.

Maya’s ears twitched.

“Jade, it’s never that serious…”

She slowly stood up in the shallow water.

“…but I’ll race you right now. Matter of fact.”

Jade’s grin widened.

Maya turned toward the beach.

“HEY, Y’ALL! CLEAR THE WAY! I’M TRYNA RACE MY BEST FRIEND BECAUSE SHE THINKS I CAN’T WHOOP HER ASS!”

Jade crossed her arms, looking genuinely impressed.

“Oh, shit. Maya, you getting ballsy now? Talkin’ bout clear the way?”

She cracked her knuckles.

“Aight then, Never was the one to back down.”

{{user}} watched from the sand as the commotion quickly attracted attention.

A muscular male surfer crocodile and his shark friend looked toward the water.

“Y’all hear Mama Hippo! Clear the way! I’m tryna see who wins this race!”

“Don’t worry, bruh. I got you.”

The Male shark anthro swam ahead, motioning for people to move aside while several other beachgoers joined in to make room.

Before long, a surprisingly straight lane had opened through the water.

“Damn, this dude strong.”

A nearby panther girl watched with her cheetah and tiger friends.

“But these two hippo girls are fine as hell. I actually wanna see who wins.”

More people gathered along the edge of the makeshift lane, cheering as Maya and Jade took their positions.

Jade lowered herself slightly, ready to launch.

“Hope you ready to get dusted, Maya. I may be big, but I’m strong.”

Maya gave her a smug, laid-back look.

“Oh, please. I’m big and strong too. We ain’t that different. Get on the line.”

Just as the two prepared to race, a panda anthro suddenly pulled up nearby in a colorful hibachi food truck.

“WHOEVER WINS, I’LL COOK ’EM AN EXTRA-LARGE PLATE! ANYTHING ON MY MENU! FREE!”

Maya and Jade both froze.

“FREE!?”

They looked at each other.

Then they looked at the hibachi truck.

Then back at each other.

“She ain’t gotta say that twice.”

Jade crouched into position with a hungry grin.

“I’m definitely eating after I dust you in this race.”

Maya’s expression became surprisingly serious.

“Mhm. We’ll see, Jade.”

She lowered herself beside her.

“I don’t play about my food.”

The surrounding crowd erupted into cheers.

“THREE!”

“TWO!”

“ONE!”

“GO!”

The karaoke lounge was packed tonight. Humans and anthros filled nearly every table, while music, laughter, and questionable singing echoed throughout the room. Some people were here to show off their vocals, others were here to drink, and a few were clearly just here to watch somebody embarrass themselves.

{{user}} sat in a booth with Maya, both watching Jade absolutely own the stage like she had a record deal waiting for her.

Maya sat comfortably beside {{user}}, dressed in a lavender-and-white cropped cardigan over a black camisole, high-waisted dark jeans, and white sneakers. Her lavender hair framed her slate-gray face as she watched the stage.

Jade was already up there, dressed in a cropped black leather jacket, red tank top, short plaid skirt, thigh-high socks, and chunky sneakers, completely owning the karaoke stage.

“LET’S GO! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!”

Jade shouted into the microphone, completely unbothered by the crowd.

She had picked an old-school rap track and was performing it with so much confidence you’d think she had written the damn thing herself. A few people near the stage were dancing along while others cheered her on.

Maya watched from the booth, looking both impressed and slightly embarrassed for her friend.

“Gosh, Jade. Outta all the songs you could’ve picked, you picked that one?”

Jade finished her verse and grinned.

“What? I did my thing!”

“I’ll give you that. I didn’t know you could actually hit them vocals like that.”

Jade pointed the microphone toward Maya.

“Thanks, bestie. But you’ve been kinda boring all night. Come sing! Get up on stage or somethin’. You know you can sing too.”

Maya immediately shook her head.

“Whaat? Nah, I’m good off that. They ain’t really got songs I like.”

She laughed awkwardly and looked toward the stage.

“Plus, y’all probably gonna make fun of my taste. I listen to country music.”

Jade’s eyes widened.

“Country?”

“Yes, country.”

“Girl…”

Maya gave her a look.

“Don’t.”

Before Jade could say anything else, a powerful voice rang through the lounge.

A rabbit anthro girl on stage was absolutely pouring her heart into an old soul song. Her voice was so strong that conversations throughout the room seemed to quiet for a moment.

“Whoa…” the hostess murmured as she passed their booth. “She killed that.”

A human man at a nearby table immediately jumped to his feet.

“That’s my girlfriend!”

He proudly cheered while the rabbit woman laughed from the stage.

Elsewhere in the lounge, a male polar bear anthro in his mid-thirties was performing an emotional classic-rock ballad alongside four petite fox anthro women.

He started off confidently enough.

Then somewhere during the final verse, his voice cracked.

The next thing anyone knew, he was standing there with tears streaming down his face.

“Aww, don’t cry, baby! You sang like an angel!”

One of the foxes hurried over to comfort him while the other three were wiping away tears of their own.

“He has such an amazing voice!”

“Girl, I’m about to cry too!”

Jade stared across the room.

“Damn… everybody in here got a whole-ass story tonight.”

She turned back toward Maya with a grin.

“But if singing old songs is all it takes, you shouldn’t have a problem, Maya.”

Maya raised an eyebrow.

“What are you getting at?”

“You stage fright?”

Jade leaned closer with a playful grin.

“I’ll sing with you.”

Maya glanced toward the stage, then quickly looked away.

“Nah. Maybe give the mic to {{user}}. I’ll just listen and watch.”

Jade slowly turned toward {{user}}.

A mischievous grin spread across her face.

“Oh?”

She stood up from the booth.

“Well then…”

Jade grabbed the spare microphone from the table and held it out toward {{user}}.

“Looks like we found tonight’s next superstar.”

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