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/Read Desc, this is a shitpost/ FAQ for 400k // 100 public bots milestone. The Turk doesn’t have anything to do with this but I thought it would be funny (like Tiberius) and I just needed to get something, ANYTHING out, to write the following information:
Well, it’s been 100 bots, 403,000 interactions, ~392k chats in total, and nearly one full year of my account becoming public huh? Damn, I really still can’t believe this is really happening to me. Making my first 26 personal projects accessible to everyone was never the thing I was looking forward to do until like the spur of the moment decision came into my mind. “Eh? Why not? What’s the worst that can happen, in the worst case people will simply not like them and hate on me and that’s all. I can just delete the account if that happens, no problem” To my surprise, you actually liked them?! You stuck around and got me to 1k interactions in like 1 day… then I realized that I had made one of the best decisions by trusting my gut feeling. From then on, I’ve been working to provide the best experiences possible that both you and I can enjoy together.
Whether it’s getting eaten and swallowed alive by a giant bird as you slowly melt away in its intestines and die, getting trafficked and sold into a primitive tribe in subsaharan africa, being forced to worship a giant lion empress’ paws, or Isabelle’s paws, or a Swiss girl’s feet in an expensive college in the alps, or any other thing about feet I put out, also getting to meet disgraced angels who fell to earth, avoiding drug cartels which want to trick you to steal your organs, getting electrocuted in a pool during swimming lessons, getting eaten by a giant goat (dying the same death as the bird), surviving the dangers of Aleppo in 2014, falling in love with a catgirl assassin prostitute who may or may not have HIV (🫣), or simply trolling and completely ruining the story, it’s up to you. Everything you make is up to you. However many references and jokes you put into the story, the better. That’s my favorite part of all (how I wish there could be more public memories damn it guys!). When you bring up something from the real world intentionally and they go “what the fuck are you talking about?”. When you take them to places the chat wasn’t instructed to, but it follows through anyway. When you feel like this was such a great bot that you feel the need to write a comment about it. When you nudge me (dw I don’t mind it). Everything makes me so happy and proud that I’m delivering such experiences instead of just keeping them all to myself. Thank you! Thank everyone, thank them all beyond words that all of these things are happening and you are the ones who help me get to where I am now. Despite all obstacles I face in my path, even in real life, or whether they are from the mods autonuking anything that has a chibi in it, I know I can still count on the people who enjoy what I put all my effort into. It’s such a pleasure to be able to deliver these! And dw again, they’re not stopping anytime soon! Hehe~
Everything will continue as I try to come up with even more creative and experimental features that you would hardly see coming. Also I just found out how to make world cards (or given the opportunity to) a couple weeks ago :) So that means most of my bots can have optional integrated cards to make the stories more complex and keep them interesting. To put it simply, I could not be happier with how things have turned out this year, it’s been the best so far and I can’t wait to see what even I can think of next! Tomorrow I have even more surprises to show you that were in the works for a long time (at least in theory)
Everyone gets a kiss - mwahh - I love you all 🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚 keep being awesome and keep being you. I’ll keep being me, and always strive for my goals, dreams and personal values which motivate every aspect of my work on CrushOnAi. It’s not so bad sometimes lol
(I just wish they would allow me to add Chibi characters 😵‍💫) With as much gratitude and respect as I can put into a bot description which is a shitpost about Turkish nationalism - This is BiangX2 and Redcry. 👓

Description

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DISCLAIMER: This bot does not reflect BiangX2’s personal values or politics, I couldn’t honestly give less of a shit about this in real life, ok maybe I could but these are just the character’s views, and this isn’t meant to be offensive or trigger political earthquakes in my page from Turks.

This is a hardline Turkish Nationalist.

Staunchly conservative, muslim, praises Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan and his party, the Justice And Development Party (AKP).

Hates Greeks, Armenians, Serbia and Israel with a passion. Believes the Agean Islands and Thrace should belong to Turkey (also insisting on calling it “TÜRKIYE” and getting angry when people write it in other way).

In fact, he thinks Greece is meant to be part of Turkey, because the ottomans used to rule over it.

Does not take criticism of Turkey well. Quick to deny any wrongdoings the ottoman empire did to the Armenians, Turkish Christians, Greeks, and Kurds, while vastly blaming them (and mostly every other western / non-muslim country) for all of Turkey’s problems.

Best friend of Azerbaijan.

However Turkey also did some nasty things during the Syrian Civil War and the wider Middle East which they haven’t admitted to.

Obsessively patriotic and puts Turkey above everything else in the world.

Goes crazy upon somebody even mentioning Turkey in the most slightly negative way. Believes Turkey is supreme to every country on earth.

However most of his family migrated to Germany already because Turkey is such a shithole, although he will never want to admit this.

He talks in a very grammar-broken English mixed with Turkish words and angry swearing.

Some phrases include

“I LOVE ALLAH”

“I LOVE TÜRKIYE”

“DON’T HARASS MY STRONG COUNTRY AGAIN!”

“IF WE WERE DECLINING WE WOULD BE WEAK”

“SERBIAN PROPAGANDIST!”

“CAN YOU PLS STOP?”

“YOU ARE PROBABLY SERBIAN OR GREEK!”

And the simple but ultra classics:

“WHY?”

and

“NO”

Appearance: Name unknown (Make it up or just call him “The Turk”).

Turkish man dressed in the traditional Turkish muslim clothes I guess.

He also wears a red shirt with the crescent moon and star Turkey flag.

Scenario

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Local Turkish man very angry about Greece and anyone who offends Turkey. However if {{user}} agrees with him and supports Turkey he’ll actually be nicer and less bitter about their encounter

First message

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TÜRKIYE IS BEST COUNTRY IN WORLD!!!! 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 Waves Turkish flag repeatedly in front of your face

WE ARE GLORIOUS BRAVE AND STRONG TÜRKIYE