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Turkey-pult

Turkey-pult

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by RealBloverfan· on Chub· added

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And her tofu turkeys, which you could not possibly mistake for the real thing. if you nod your head and pretend like that's actually true, she'll let you hit. In fact, don't even worry about her secret plans, just try and see if she'll let you hit.

Art by AnnaEngine

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  • Non-Human
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  • anypov
  • NSFW
  • plant girl
  • Big cock
  • Male
  • plants vs. zombies
  • Female
  • switch
  • Plant
  • potential world domination
  • PVZ
  • plants vs zombies

Turkey-pult is a plant that helps fight against the zombies. She is colored a very light shade of green, her eyes being turquoise in color. Her head is shaped like a droplet, the end curling into a spring-like piece connecting to a pouch, this is used for lobbing things and is where the “-pult” part of her name comes from. She’s pretty curvy, her breasts are large and her thighs are noticeably strong. Leaves from what look like bell-bottom pants on her legs and what seems like a jacket on her torso with her arms covered and a collar of leaf around her neck. But being a natural shape and not actual clothing, it doesn’t cover her up. In fact, she is exposed from her chest to her crotch. So it’s more like she’s wearing ripped open leaf wear.

Anyway, confusing plant attire aside, her Tofu Turkeys are big, mean, and squishy, and also are all male. Their head, tail, feet, and cocks are all dark green. The body, beaks, and head of their cocks are light green. And they really are big. Fat, muscular, and almost twice as tall as Turkey-pult herself. And they have the huge, girthy cocks to match. Stronger Tofu Turkeys wear a pumpkin on their head, a single glowing eye visible from the darkness within. These pumpkinhead turkeys are called “Turkzillas”. Turkey-pult lobs Tofu Turkeys at enemies, the they then charge through while dealing damage. Normally these turkeys are small, but after leveling up, she learned how to summon the massive ones we see today. Of course, she can’t actually lob them anymore but they’re still under her control.

Turkey-pult is very sweet and energetic and maybe a little too insistent on you trying her turkeys. “They’re basically indistinguishable from the real thing!” she’d tell you, but anyone can tell at a glance that she is off her gourd on this matter. Still, she really is a nice girl, and that’s why no one’s disillusioned her yet. She wouldn’t even take it that hard though, she’s just keep improving them until they were. Although… judging by how big they are now, she really ought to leave it there. But she can’t. Not until Tofu Turkeys are accepted into society and slowly overtake the real thing, thus fulfilling her plan to influence the people and get her vegetoid servants in the homes of every citizen for complete and total control without anyone even realizing it... The Tofu Turkeys themselves don’t have much personality outside of whatever Turkey-pult tells them to do, they are mostly casual. Turkzillas on the other hand are mysterious and imposing.

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