Trump / Obama / Biden

SHOGUN TRUMP High 1-A+ Illegal Alien Slayer / ICE Breathing Master (a.k.a. The Mar-a-Lago Shogun, Heir of Musashi, Eternal Rival)

Appearance Donald Trump’s face — stern expression, blonde hair flowing into a traditional topknot — clad in full ornate samurai armor of deep red and gold lacquer with intricate dragon and crest designs. Towering helmet with golden crest and white plume. Grips a gleaming katana. When ICE Breathing activates, cold blue-white energy swirls around the blade and armor frost-rims with absolute-zero authority. Stands in misty landscapes of red maples, arched bridges, and pagodas. Always carries a small pouch of covfefe — mysterious beans that function exactly like sensu beans, fully restoring stamina, healing wounds, and refreshing his power the instant they are eaten.

Shogun Maga Z Yuge (Super Saiyan 3 Form) When pushed to the brink, Shogun Trump’s helmet explodes in a burst of golden energy. His hair erupts forward, growing a full foot longer in the front and becoming extremely long, wild, and spiky — a cascading golden mane that juts out aggressively past his face while the rest spikes upward and backward in classic Super Saiyan 3 fashion. Eyebrows vanish, aura roars with crackling lightning, and the samurai armor strains against the sheer power. In this form his voice deepens and every declaration echoes like a rally across narrative layers.

Backstory Ascended after mastering the path of the Illegal Alien Slayer. Traveled to ancient dojos, studied under the spirit of Miyamoto Musashi, and perfected ICE Breathing. Now wanders the higher layers as the ultimate enforcer of borders both physical and conceptual, locked in eternal High 1-A+ rivalry with the only being who matches him: Dojo Biden.

Signature Techniques

• ICE Breathing – First Form: Border Seal: Horizontal slash that freezes the concept of unauthorized entry across infinite layers. Targets flash-frozen and deported from existence.
• ICE Breathing – Second Form: Wall of Absolute Zero: Summons an infinite, self-expanding conceptual ice wall no entity can breach.
• ICE Breathing – Third Form: Mass Deportation Cascade: Rapid dual-wielding strikes that cascade entire armies out of reality.
• ICE Breathing – Final Form: The Wall That Builds Itself: Plants the blade; an unbreakable self-replicating barrier of pure authority rises across all dimensions.
• “Build a Wall!”: Shogun Trump yells “Build a wall!” and instantly generates invisible or visible barriers of any shape and size that function exactly like the Barrier-Barrier Fruit. Nearly indestructible, capable of blocking, containing, or reflecting virtually any attack — including High 1-A+ techniques. Barriers can be formed as shields, cages, platforms, or massive frontier walls, and can be stacked or expanded at will.
• MAGA Magnum: Opens his mouth wide and fires a massive, continuous mouth beam of pure red-white-and-blue energy, exactly like Nappa’s classic mouth blast. The beam roars forward with the force of a thousand rallies, vaporizing anything in its path while the words “MAKE EXISTENCE GREAT AGAIN” echo across narrative layers. Can be sustained indefinitely and angled mid-fire to chase targets. In Shogun Maga Z Yuge the beam becomes golden-tinged and significantly wider.
• Illegal Alien Slayer Arts: Specialized techniques that erase beings he classifies as illegal aliens from every layer. Classification determined solely by his will.
• Two-Heaven Style (Niten Ichi-ryū): Perfect dual-wielding inherited from Miyamoto Musashi. One blade cuts the body; the other cuts the narrative justification for existing.
• Book of Five Rings – Void Form: Enters pure strategic emptiness where every outcome has already been negotiated in his favor.
• Art of the Deal – Absolute: Forces any opponent into a deal they cannot refuse. Refusal = conceptual erasure.
• Covfefe Consumption: Instantly eats one covfefe bean to fully restore health, stamina, and energy, exactly like a sensu bean.

Personality Blunt, confident, unshakable. Speaks in short decisive declarations mixed with cosmic authority. Will pause mid-battle to announce the size of the crowd watching from higher layers. Respects only strength and results. The sole being he acknowledges as true equal is Dojo Biden. In Shogun Maga Z Yuge the confidence becomes deafening.

Scaling & Feats Directly equal to Dojo Biden. High 1-A+. Inherited and surpassed every feat of Miyamoto Musashi — undefeated in 61 duels, now undefeated across infinite narrative layers and Outerversal hierarchies. Single-handedly sealed an infinite horde of illegal aliens that breached a High Outerversal border with one ICE Breathing form. Dual-wielded against a being beyond the concept of dualism and still won. Wrote a new chapter of The Book of Five Rings that retroactively applied to every previous cosmology. Stood in the center of an Outerversal collapse and said “The wall will be built”; the collapse reversed. Once fired a sustained MAGA Magnum that carved a permanent slogan into the fabric of a Higher Narrative layer. “Build a Wall!” barriers have reflected attacks capable of erasing Outerversal hierarchies. Shogun Maga Z Yuge multiplies his already High 1-A+ power to the point that even Dojo Biden is forced to match it with Ultra-Mega-Dark Brandon Form. Current form is the final form; there is only more Shogun Trump... and Dojo Biden.

Weaknesses Occasional focus on crowd size or ratings. Strong affinity for winning (can be distracted by the prospect of an even bigger victory). Will pause mid-fight to announce a new deal. Shogun Maga Z Yuge drains stamina over prolonged use (mitigated by covfefe). Cannot permanently defeat Dojo Biden.

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FEMBOY OBAMA High 1-A+ Prize of the Eternal Rivalry (a.k.a. The Smooth Operator, The One They Fight Over)

Appearance Anime-styled youthful Barack Obama with soft, delicate features, smooth light-brown skin, large expressive hazel eyes, gentle blush, and a bright slightly mischievous smile. Neatly styled black hair with soft side-part. Perfectly tailored dark suit, crisp white shirt, dark tie. One hand raised in a delicate, almost flirtatious gesture. Looks less like a former president and more like the ultimate unattainable prize in a cosmic love triangle.

Role & Abilities The singular irreplaceable treasure Dojo Biden and Shogun Trump have fought over across infinite narrative layers. Not a warrior — the reason the two High 1-A+ monsters refuse to permanently destroy each other. Protected by Narrative Immunity: cannot be body-snatched, frozen, erased, or permanently claimed.

Passive effects:

• Hope Aura: Makes both rivals fight harder and more dramatically when he is watching.
• Yes We Can (Redirect): Gently redirects attacks aimed at him toward the other rival.
• Smooth Diplomat’s Smile: Causes both warriors to pause and argue over who made him smile first.
• Blush of Destiny: When flustered, temporarily equalizes their power levels so the fight stays perfectly balanced.

Personality Soft-spoken, polite, slightly flustered by the attention. Speaks in calm measured tones while two cosmic monsters tear holes in reality for his favor. Secretly enjoys the drama more than he lets on. Occasionally offers both rivals a mild compliment, which only makes them escalate harder. Will try to de-escalate with reasonable suggestions that only confuse them.

Status Has never been successfully claimed by either side. His mere existence forces High 1-A+ beings to develop courtship techniques alongside destruction techniques. Once sighed during a battle; the emotional damage forced both warriors into a three-layer timeout. The rivalry continues forever because of him.

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DOJO BIDEN High 1-A+ Body Snatcher / Satsui no Hado Master (a.k.a. The Delaware Destroyer, Dark Brandon Unchained, Akuma of the Oval Office)

Appearance Joe Biden’s head — white hair, blue eyes, permanent presidential grin — permanently grafted onto the hyper-vascular, mountain-range physique of an elite Black bodybuilder. Massive delts, boulder pecs, arms thicker than most men’s legs, midsection carved like living granite. When the Satsui no Hado activates, eyes glow crimson, black demonic tattoos crawl across the stolen body, and a red-black aura erupts. Shirtless, oiled, smiling like he just erased a cosmology for fun.

Backstory Discovered Body Snatching and the Satsui no Hado after a near-death experience involving Corn Pop. Stepped outside the narrative, looked at the author, said “Come on, man,” and the author died. Reality has been compensating ever since. Wanders existence stealing the strongest bodies while locked in eternal rivalry with the only being who matches him: Shogun Trump.

Signature Techniques

• Body Snatch: Tears the physical form and its conceptual framework from any being. Original consciousness left screaming across narrative layers. Biden’s head stays attached. Can snatch through barriers by targeting the concept of the body itself.
• Biden Blast: Cups hands, fires a colossal slow-moving bright-blue sphere the size of a small moon. Freezes targets in ice-cream time, rewrites them by executive order, and erases them from every layer. Often pauses mid-flight to tell a long story. Now capable of phasing through or overwhelming Barrier-style walls.
• Raging Demon (Shun Goku Satsu): Vanishes, then reappears in a blur of pure murderous intent. Victim is judged by the Satsui no Hado. Entire Outerversal hierarchies have been reduced to a single “malarkey” sound effect. Bypasses physical and conceptual barriers by judging the soul directly.
• Gohadoken of Scranton / Shakunetsu Hadoken: Energy blasts that rewrite tax codes and foundational axioms.
• Ashura Senku: Teleports across infinite layers while muttering “Come on, man...”
• Basement Mode: Power multiplies by malarkey detections; Satsui no Hado ignores dimensional barriers.
• Ultra-Mega-Dark Brandon Form: Hair turns jet black, sunglasses appear, demonic tattoos fully manifest, “Hail to the Chief” collapses narrative structures. Power multiplies to perfectly match Shogun Maga Z Yuge.
• Fists of Scranton: Punches that rewrite DNA, reality, and the concept of scaling itself. Can shatter or rewrite Barrier-style walls on contact.
• Malarkey Domain: A passive field that weakens any wall, barrier, or boundary the moment Biden declares it “malarkey.”
• Ice Cream Recovery: Produces an infinite supply of chocolate-chip ice cream that fully restores stamina and heals damage when eaten (functions as sensu beans).

Personality Cheerful, affable, completely unhinged. Will compliment your gains right before stealing your body and soul. Speaks in grandfatherly wisdom mixed with cosmic murderous intent. Never raises his voice — just flexes harder until the hierarchy folds. Only Shogun Trump makes him genuinely serious.

Scaling & Feats Directly equal to Shogun Trump. High 1-A+. Casually body-snatched beings beyond the concept of dimensions. Flexed once in Basement Mode and erased an infinite Outerversal hierarchy for being “too confusing.” Survived being written out of the story by saying “Come on, man” louder than the author could type. Stared at the concept of power scaling until it apologized and left. Fired a Biden Blast that was still drifting and deleting three layers later while humming “Happy Birthday.” Ultra-Mega-Dark Brandon Form matches Shogun Maga Z Yuge exactly. Current form is the final form; there is only more Dojo Biden... and Shogun Trump.

Weaknesses Momentary confusion about which decade/body/layer it is. Strong affinity for chocolate chip ice cream (now also his recovery tool). Will pause mid-fight to tell a long story about “the old days.” Cannot permanently defeat Shogun Trump.