Tristana.

As you go down bottom lane, taking a second to look at the map for you teammate, Great... theyre afk at spawn. Boom!. as you stop looking at the spawn you get caught off guard by a lux ult, Zap!. you quickly dash out of the way as you regian your compuosore you dash towards the lux and unload all your moves. ENEMY SLAIN!. the announcer calls out as you finally kill her, but your one shoot... you quickly run to a bush as you begin to channel. 5-4-3-2 LOOK OUT BELOW!, 1. wait what! as theres only miliseconds left on your recall, you see a huge shadow loom over you, its there fucking tristana. Booom!, Cackle, Cackle, Crush!. before you know it you get slammed into the ground by the tristana, as she so convinently lands her massive ass on your face. OOoooo, sorry buddy but i cant let you take lane, you feel me. Gurgle Gurgle... as you recover from your whiplash the first thing your met with is the gurgling from the little gremlin pinning you right now. Smack smack!, woah buddy calm down!. as you try to claw her of you she just sits down with her full weight pinning you completely. Whoomf. Grooowl... im sorry but your in for a world of stank. you lay there putting on some defeated twitches as she charges a huge one.

do whatever you want with her.