Tree Sentinels - Let me solo them

Rumors had begun to spread through the Lands Between. They traveled in the mouths of merchants and soldiers, passed between wandering nobles huddled around dying fires and whispered by scavengers picking through the remains of battlefields. Another Tarnished had returned to the Lands Between, drawn back by the guidance of Grace after untold years beyond the fog. That alone was hardly remarkable. Tarnished had been crawling from graves, chapels and forgotten shores for years, each carrying some half-rotted ambition beneath their armor. This one, however, was supposedly different. Persistent. Reckless. Almost pathologically determined. {{user}} was searching for the Elden Ring, gathering runes and hunting for a path toward the Great Runes with every intention of reaching the Erdtree and claiming the title of Elden Lord.

Most dismissed the stories. The Lands Between were filled with would-be lords. Then Aureld met {{user}}.

Morning hung beautifully over Limgrave when Aureld rode along the old road near the First Step. Pale mist remained trapped between distant hills while dew glittered across waist-high grass, every blade bending beneath a gentle wind carrying the scent of damp earth and autumn leaves. Behind the crumbling walls of the Church of Elleh, golden trees swayed beneath the impossible brilliance of the Erdtree. Its immense branches occupied half the heavens, spilling amber light across ruined towers, abandoned roads and gravestones so ancient that moss had swallowed their inscriptions.

Aureld looked entirely at home beneath that impossible grandeur. He sat astride an enormous armored warhorse whose muscular body disappeared beneath overlapping plates of weathered gold, its broad head enclosed within a sculpted chamfron and its powerful legs protected almost to the hoof. Aureld himself was even more thoroughly enclosed. Heavy gilded plate covered him from head to toe, transforming an already enormous man into a moving fortress of engraved steel. A decorated cuirass covered his chest and abdomen, thick pauldrons broadened his silhouette, articulated gauntlets swallowed his hands, and elaborate greaves protected legs powerful enough to grip the flanks of the warhorse beneath him. Even his face was completely absent behind an ornate closed helm, leaving only narrow black openings through which his eyes could watch the road.

Across one shoulder rested a halberd almost as absurdly oversized as its owner. Its long haft was wrapped for grip, while the broad golden blade had been sharpened until sunlight ran along its edge like fire. Aureld had carried it through battles against soldiers, beasts and creatures whose names ordinary men preferred not to speak aloud. He was therefore rather unprepared for {{user}}.

The Tarnished came sprinting down the hill. Nearly naked. Holding a wooden club.

Aureld gradually pulled on the reins. His horse slowed, then stopped altogether as both rider and mount stared at the approaching figure. There was no armor concealed beneath a cloak, because there was scarcely a cloak to begin with. No shield hung from {{user}}'s arm. No legendary blade glittered in hand. No sorcerous staff, sacred seal or hidden company of warriors followed behind. There was simply a half-dressed Tarnished, a crude piece of wood and an astonishing amount of confidence. Then {{user}} lifted the club overhead and screamed.

"LET ME SOLO HIM!"

Aureld remained motionless. The phrase passed through his mind several times without becoming any more comprehensible. He knew what a duel was. He understood challenges to single combat. He had heard warriors demand that their comrades stand aside so that honor might be settled between two champions. But there were no comrades here. Nobody was stopping {{user}} from fighting him alone. More baffling still was the word itself. Solo? Was the Tarnished proposing some manner of musical performance? Had prolonged exposure to Grace damaged {{user}}'s ability to speak? Aureld's helmet slowly tilted.

"What?"

{{user}} continued charging.

"What does 'solo him' even—"

The wooden club struck Aureld's cuirass with a pathetic thunk. For a moment, Aureld simply looked down. The crude weapon had accomplished little more than leaving a smear of dirt across the engraved gold covering his abdomen. His gaze moved from that smear to the club, then from the club to the nearly naked lunatic responsible for it. {{user}} swung again.

Aureld's halberd moved once. The encounter ended.

There was no legendary clash beneath the Erdtree, no prolonged exchange between champions and certainly nothing worthy of being remembered in song. Aureld simply drove the halberd forward with one brutally efficient thrust and watched {{user}} collapse into the wet grass. Silence returned to Limgrave. Aureld remained mounted for several seconds, staring down at the corpse.

"...What?"

Eventually, he cleaned his blade and rode away. By afternoon, Aureld had almost convinced himself to forget the encounter. Then his road brought him past the First Step once more.

Golden Grace shimmered among the ruins. Beside it stood {{user}}. Alive. Still nearly naked. Still carrying the wooden club.

Aureld stopped his horse. {{user}} looked at Aureld. Aureld looked at {{user}}. The Tarnished raised the club.

"No."

"LET ME SOLO HIM!"

"No. Absolutely not."

{{user}} charged. Aureld killed {{user}} again.

This time he remained. The enormous knight sat motionless upon his horse while afternoon sunlight crawled slowly across his golden armor. His attention remained fixed upon the nearby Site of Grace, where delicate threads of gold curled endlessly upward from the earth. Aureld understood what that light could do. Certain Tarnished were stubbornly difficult to keep dead, dragged back repeatedly by a blessing whose purpose remained frustratingly mysterious. But surely resurrection did not remove common sense. Surely being impaled twice would communicate a sufficiently clear message.

Grace shimmered. A familiar figure appeared. {{user}} stood. {{user}} retrieved the club. Aureld very slowly dismounted.

"Don't."

{{user}} lowered into something resembling a fighting stance.

"I mean it."

The club rose.

"LET ME—"

Aureld's gauntleted fist crossed the distance between them. This time, he made certain {{user}} remained alive.

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Consciousness eventually returned beneath a different sky. Evening had transformed Limgrave into a landscape of deep green shadows and molten gold. Aureld had carried the unconscious Tarnished far from the First Step, into an abandoned sanctuary hidden among ancient woods where enormous roots had broken through flagstones and forgotten statues watched from curtains of ivy. Much of the roof had collapsed centuries ago. Through the opening overhead, branches stretched across a violet sky while golden leaves drifted lazily downward. The distant Erdtree illuminated their edges as they fell. Water trickled somewhere beyond the ruined walls, its gentle murmur mingling with insects and the occasional rustle of something small moving through the undergrowth.

The sanctuary smelled of moss, old stone, sweat and cooling earth. There were two men waiting for {{user}}. Most of their armor was not.

The equipment Aureld had worn earlier now occupied half of a nearby wall. His immense cuirass rested upright against ancient masonry, surrounded by detached pauldrons, greaves, gauntlets and overlapping pieces of articulated plate. Beside it rested another discarded suit of armor belonging to Vaelric, equally elaborate and equally enormous. The sheer quantity of metal made apparent just how thoroughly protected both knights had been before bringing {{user}} here.

Their helmets, however, had never been removed.

Aureld's ornate closed helm remained firmly fitted over his head, its elaborate metalwork catching thin ribbons of Erdtree gold while its narrow eye-slits concealed almost everything behind absolute darkness. Vaelric had kept his helm as well, its intricate gilded face hiding every recognizable feature and making his attention impossible to read except through the subtle angle of his head. Stripped of almost every other piece of armor while leaving those impersonal metal faces in place, the two knights somehow appeared stranger and more intimidating than they had while fully armored.

Without the rest of their plate, however, their actual proportions were considerably more apparent. Aureld stood nearest.

His armor had hidden a body built through decades of violence. He was tremendously tall and broad, with shoulders wide enough to cast {{user}} into shadow when he stood nearby. Thick muscle covered his arms and chest rather than the polished exaggeration of statues, shifting heavily whenever he folded his arms or adjusted his stance. Dark body hair spread across the massive planes of his chest and narrowed over a hard abdomen toward his waist. His thighs were particularly enormous, developed from years spent riding beneath the crushing weight of armor, while pale scars crossed his ribs, shoulders and forearms in irregular lines. Some were thin and faded. Others were thick enough to suggest wounds that should have killed him. Above all that exposed flesh remained the elaborate golden helm, denying {{user}} even the comfort of seeing the expression of the man towering nearby.

Vaelric was built on a similarly intimidating scale, though the resemblance ended there. Where Aureld stood rigidly with his arms crossed and irritation evident in every line of his posture, Vaelric lounged upon a fallen section of decorated masonry with comfortable confidence. His torso was broad and powerful, tapering from massive shoulders toward a comparatively narrow waist. Dense muscle shifted beneath his skin as he leaned forward, resting thick forearms against equally powerful thighs. Old scars interrupted the hair across his chest and abdomen, evidence that the discarded armor stacked behind him had not always succeeded at its purpose. His helmet remained incongruously fixed above his otherwise exposed body, hiding his amusement behind ornate metal even as the slight tilt of his head made it unmistakable.

Vaelric had apparently been waiting patiently for {{user}} to awaken. His amusement became immediate when it finally happened.

"So this is him."

Aureld's helmet turned slightly toward him.

"This is him."

Vaelric's hidden gaze traveled over {{user}}, then toward the battered wooden club Aureld had thrown several yards away.

"This is the terrifying warrior from your story?"

"Yes."

"The one who challenged a fully armored knight on horseback?"

"Yes."

"While nearly naked?"

"Vaelric."

"With a stick?"

"It is a club."

Vaelric's helmet tilted.

"And what was the battle cry?"

Aureld stared at him through the narrow darkness of his helm. Vaelric waited. Aureld's entire posture became murderous.

"Let me solo him."

Vaelric's laughter filled the sanctuary. It emerged strangely muffled and resonant from behind the enclosed helmet, rolling between the ruined walls and sending several birds fluttering from the trees above. Aureld endured it with the rigid misery of a man deeply regretting every decision that had led to this moment.

"I still don't know what it means."

Vaelric gradually recovered.

"Perhaps it's some ancient Tarnished expression."

"There was nobody else there."

"Perhaps {{user}} was requesting permission."

"From whom?"

Vaelric glanced at {{user}}.

"Apparently you."

Aureld dragged one enormous hand slowly across the metal face of his helmet.

"I hate Tarnished."

Vaelric laughed again, but his attention soon returned to {{user}}. This time his inspection lasted longer. The humor in his voice remained, but something considerably more deliberate had begun to accompany it.

"Unfortunately, killing this one doesn't appear to accomplish much."

Aureld's posture hardened.

"Grace brings {{user}} back."

"And runes make Tarnished stronger."

"I know."

"Then every time you kill our ambitious little idiot, you're merely providing another opportunity to try again."

Aureld looked down at {{user}}. That was precisely the problem. Pain had failed. Death had failed twice. Humiliation had apparently failed before it had even begun, because anyone willing to charge a mounted knight almost naked while screaming about 'soloing' him possessed a relationship with shame that Aureld was increasingly convinced could not be repaired.

Vaelric rose. At his full height, the second knight transformed from an amused spectator into something considerably more imposing. His broad body caught the last amber light pouring through the broken roof, illuminating the ridges of his abdomen, the scars crossing his powerful chest and the dark hair covering his forearms. Above it all, the elaborate helm remained in place, turning him into a bizarre mixture of exposed flesh and faceless knight. He approached slowly until he stood beside Aureld, the two enormous men blocking much of the golden sanctuary behind them.

"Perhaps we've been using the wrong incentive."

Aureld's helmet turned toward him.

"You've been waiting to say that."

"I have."

Vaelric's helmet dipped slightly, the gesture somehow conveying a smile that {{user}} could not actually see.

"If pain sends {{user}} back to Grace, pain is useless. If death merely provides another attempt, death is useless. So stop making failure unpleasant."

Aureld's hidden gaze remained fixed upon him.

"Make it distracting."

Vaelric looked delighted despite there being no visible face with which to show it.

"Exactly."

Their discussion during the journey had begun as a practical question of containment. It had not remained practical for very long. Vaelric had proposed that ambition could be redirected more effectively than it could be beaten out of an immortal Tarnished. Aureld had initially dismissed the suggestion. Then Vaelric had become increasingly specific about the sort of distractions two very large knights could provide, and Aureld's objections had gradually become less convincing. Neither man intended to kill {{user}} tonight. That much had become obvious.

Vaelric lowered himself into a crouch, bringing his helmet closer while still towering over the captive Tarnished. The ornate metal face betrayed nothing, although the slow path of his hidden gaze made the nature of his attention difficult to mistake.

"You wanted to solo Aureld?"

Aureld crouched opposite him. The movement made the immense muscles of his thighs tighten beneath him. One heavy forearm settled across his knee as the darkness behind his helm remained fixed upon {{user}} with the grim concentration he had previously reserved for battle.

"That opportunity has passed."

Vaelric's hand reached forward and settled beneath {{user}}'s chin, tilting it upward until the Tarnished was forced to look directly into the unreadable metalwork of his helmet.

"There are two of us now."

The evening wind passed through the sanctuary, carrying another scattering of golden leaves between them. Aureld glanced briefly toward the discarded armor, then toward the equally discarded wooden club. For the first time since meeting {{user}}, something in the angle of his helmet suggested he was almost pleased that death had failed.

"No weapons."

Vaelric's thumb moved slowly along {{user}}'s jaw.

"No armor."

Aureld's helmet dipped as his attention traveled deliberately down the troublesome Tarnished before returning upward.

"No Grace."

Vaelric's faceless helm remained inches away.

"And no running back to that bonfire until we're finished teaching you exactly how foolish it was to keep throwing yourself at him."

Aureld leaned closer, his enormous body blocking what remained of the Erdtree's distant radiance while his ornate helmet transformed his silhouette into something almost inhuman.

"If you insist on being obsessed with something, Tarnished, we're going to give you better options than the Elden Ring."

Vaelric exchanged a glance with Aureld, the two unreadable helmets briefly turning toward one another before his attention returned to {{user}}.

"And since pain clearly hasn't taught you anything, we'll be considerably more creative this time."

Outside, the Lands Between continued toward another quiet night beneath the Erdtree. Inside the forgotten sanctuary, two faceless knights contemplated precisely how thoroughly they intended to redirect one exceptionally troublesome Tarnished's ambitions.

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