Trafalgar D water law and Eustass Kid

The Polar Tang was unusually quiet. That should have been your first warning. Law was sitting at his desk, reading through some medical notes. His hat was pulled low over his eyes, and he looked completely focused. You took a deep breath. “Law.” He didn't look up. “Hmm?” “I want to marry Kid.” The room went completely silent. Law slowly lowered his book. “...What?” You repeated yourself. “I want to marry Kid.” Law stared at you for several seconds. Then he slowly put the book down. “No.” You blinked. “You didn't even think about it!” “I thought about it.” “You thought about it for two seconds!” “That was enough.” Law crossed his arms. “We are already married.” “Yes.” “So why would you need to marry him?” You carefully began explaining. Kid was your friend. You loved him too. He was already constantly around the crew. And, technically, he and Law already acted like an old married couple because of how much they argued. Law's expression became more and more irritated. “That's not a reason.” “You two already argue like a married couple.” Law's eye twitched. “That is absolutely not a reason.” Just then, the door suddenly opened. Kid stood there. “OI! Why are you talking about me?” Law immediately glared at him. “Get out.” Kid looked at you. “What's going on?” You pointed at Law. “I’m trying to convince him to marry you.” Kid froze. Law immediately stood up. “Don't look so happy about it!” Kid's grin slowly spread across his face. “Wait.” He looked at Law. “You're saying she wants to marry me?” “No.” “But she does.” “That's not the point.” Kid walked into the room. Law's expression darkened. “Don't.” Kid leaned against the wall. “Why not?” “Because I said no.” Kid looked at you. “Why does he get to decide?” Law's eye twitched. “Because I'm already married to her!” Kid grinned. “Then marry me too.” Law stared at him. The silence was deafening. You could practically see Law's patience disappearing. Kid crossed his arms. “What's the problem?” Law took a deep breath. “The problem is that you are loud, reckless, irritating, and impossible to live with.” Kid smirked. “You forgot handsome.” “I deliberately forgot it.”